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Farewell 2025 (And You Can Go Straight To Hell)

by Darryl — Thursday, 1/1/26, 8:32 am

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  • Michael Kosta: Трамп’s feuds, pardons & “groceries” obsession in 2025
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces his top 10 list for 2025
  • Chris Hayes: The Трамп-Musk DOGE DISASTER of 2025
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ 2025’s Most Frequently Asked Question—“Any Chance Трамп Died Last Night? ♬
  • Steve Shives: 2025—The year in limericks:

  • Desi Lydic in 2025: Трамп’s ass-kissing cabinet, MAGA’s Pope tantrum & more
  • Songs Of Reckoning: ♫ Goodbye 2025 ♬
  • Vox: 2025 in 8 minutes
  • Robert Reich: How Americans defeated the oligarchs in 2025
  • Jon Stewart: Best Трамп takedowns of 2025
  • The Humanist Report: Who’s America’s biggest villain in 2025?
  • WaPo: The wildest political moments of 2025
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Thanks and Auld Lang Syne ♬
  • Ronnie Chieng took on The Dotard’s J6 pardons, Signalgate fallout & Elon’s DMs in 2025
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  • The Daily Show: What the fuck happened in 2025

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  1. Unwarranted Enthusiasm spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 8:35 am

    Happy 2026 or as some like to call it

    “The year after Elon assured investors there would be enough robotaxis operating to move half the population of America.”

  2. Zohran Mamdani spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 8:37 am

    Happy “Day Bigoted Dumbasses Start Posting on the Zuck Site Swearing in on the Koran Makes the Oath Invalid” day.

  3. Elon Musk spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 8:45 am

    @2

    Nuh unh.

    Neuralink plans to start “high-volume production” of brain-computer interface devices and move to a fully automated surgical procedure in 2026 (Reuters)

  4. G spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 8:51 am

    A roll of paper towels for you!

    https://www.reuters.com/world/us/usda-details-12-billion-farm-aid-package-favoring-rice-cotton-soy-farmers-warn-2025-12-31/

  5. Not long for this world spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 8:55 am

    REMEMBER FOLKS. Tylenol is bad for you and causes autism.

    WSJ got an interview on his health.

    “They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart. I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?”*

    * As he describes a daily self diagnosed regimen of four times the recommended daily amount.

  6. G spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 8:55 am

    G-clown, if you worry so much about a 20 cent variation in gasoline prices, perhaps you should find a career that pays better.

    Maybe get a fast food job in California, for instance.

    This is where Dumbfuck is a Dumbfuck. He misconstrues my posting as worry.

    The price of gas is insignificant. Only Dumbfucks, like yourself, don’t realize how insignifcant it is. They’d much prefer to talk about gas then Pedophilia.

  7. Soy Bean Bust Farmer spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 9:00 am

    Nick Shirley now has 1,330,000 YouTube subscribers, and his Minnesota fraud video has been viewed 2,700,000 times.

    Hey Buford pass me that YouTube vidoe.

  8. Heterosexual Neanderthal Druggie spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 9:07 am

    The Shithole that is America.

    https://apnews.com/article/michigan-mom-charged-murder-rebecca-park-91a991bda85cf947a0dafea621da35e0

    Yeah, Buford pass me that YouTube video too.

  9. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 9:15 am

    Psychotic homosexual @6

    If the price of gas is insignificant then why did you waste our time by spewing about it?

  10. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 9:17 am

    Who still thinks the selection of Walz as VP nominee was a wise choice?

  11. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 9:19 am

    Didn’t teh dumbfuck babble there was no starvation in Gaza?

    https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2025/jul/29/benjamin-netanyahu/benjamin-netanyahus-pants-on-fire-statement-that-t/

    It would. The preceding is only one part of Politifact’s “Year of the Lies”.

    https://www.politifact.com/article/2025/dec/15/lie-of-the-year-2025-winner/

    Good riddance to 2025.

  12. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 9:27 am

    Who thinks that Vance Boelter acted on mind control by Tim Walz?

    heh.. that idiocy would only be hatched in ONE dumbfuck “mind”.

    Out of all the dumbfucks in existence… heh. Only ONE..

  13. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 9:30 am

    Ro Khanna openly supports a proposal that only the uneducated – I am referring to you, YLB – could support without admitting it would have disastrous long-term effects on state revenues. He is getting hammered for it.

    Wasn’t he talked about as a president contender in ’28? Kind of an own-goal for a seasoned politician.

  14. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 9:35 am

    @13 Lemee guess. He wants to tax the rich.

    I’d have picked a long term program for unwinding the moronic idiocy that was Prop 13.

    Wow you were so “educated” you picked Amtrak as a woman’s alternative to bearing rapist spawn.

    Bet Mary Kay loved that.

  15. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 9:41 am

    Tell us kreepfuck what was your gateway drug to klownservaturdism?

    Wally George?

    Ray Briem?

    Howard Jarvis?

    Bonzo Raygun?

    Hell Week?

  16. G spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 9:51 am

    If the price of gas is insignificant then why did you waste our time by spewing about it?

    If you weren’t so much of a DUMBFUCK you would be able to figure it out.

  17. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 10:37 am

    Anyone see One Battle After Another? Very enjoyable flick. A little goofy but very entertaining. One scene in particular had to appeal to our kreepee dumbfuck. The Christmas Adventurers Club had to be the model for kreepfuck’s frat. Kreepfuck’s interview had to go along the lines of:

    Joining our fraternity means you are a superior man. No, not the best man, the most intelligent, the most sophisticated or the wisest. It just means that you are superior to other human beings. And you shall never want for riches or the greatest of friends.

    We live by the golden rule. In a network of like minded men and women dedicated to making the world safe and pure.

    What would say to someone who believes you have been soft in your duty to racial purification?

    Do you presently live with a spouse?

    Have you ever consulted with a mental health professional?

    Have you ever had any bills or debts turned over to a collection agency?

    Have you ever knowingly engaged in acts of terrorism against this country?

    Have you ever engaged in an interracial relationship?

    And you are American-born by gentile?

    Now to avoid any misunderstanding, we require absolute secrecy through the initiation process. To judge how serious and unselfish you are. Understand? And to be considered to a vote you must submit to a voluntary vulnerability study. This identifies anything problematic in your character. We want to know who we’re standing with.

    Now it’s a double yankee white inquisitions completum. So if you have any doubt as to your ability to qualify in body or character as a member of our fraternity, now you have an opportunity to say so.

    Do you wish to withdraw?

    Do you submit yourself?

    LMAO.. I seem to recall kreepfuck let us all in on how it “submitted”.. Minor detail. It also related its “educated” landlord experience of being cornholed by a zoomer hustler renter. Another “initiation” of sorts.

    Thank you dumbfuck. You keep being you.

  18. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 11:20 am

    More than 140 police officers were violently assaulted by the pro-Trump MAGA terrorist mob that attacked the Capitol on Jan 6th 2021.

    https://youtu.be/Iludfj6Pe7w?si=2CRmb5ILpnfjWBCZ

    The love. The love in the air.

  19. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 11:48 am

    Oh dumbfuck look at all the beautiful “cosplayng grandmothers” frolicking @ 18.

    FREEDUMB!!!

  20. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 11:51 am

    @ 18

    More than 140 police officers were violently assaulted by the pro-Trump MAGA …

    Michael Brown violently assaulted Officer Dennis Wilson, too.

    Since we’re dredging up old news, I thought it relevant to share.

  21. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 12:01 pm

    Forget to add @ 17:

    ALL HAIL SAINT NICK!

  22. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 12:11 pm

    LMAO.. The Christmas Adventurers Club was the biggest kick from One Battle After Another.

    https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Christmas_Adventurers_Club?file=ChristmasAdventurersClub.jpg

    Hey kreepfuck, check out the inbred white fuck in the center. Hardly said a word in the first scene he appeared. Got more talkative in his later scenes.

    Excellent casting. Funnee as hell. One more time:

    ALL HAIL SAINT NICK!

  23. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 12:19 pm

    Without fraud Democrats really have no chance to govern.

    Bad Hombre
    @Badhombre

    Democrats started the year protesting against DOGE efforts to cut fraud.

    Democrats are closing out the year standing in solidarity with Somali fraudsters.

    At least on this issue they’re consistent.

    4:21 PM · Dec 31, 2025

  24. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 12:26 pm

    DOGE efforts to cut fraud. line elmo’s pockets.

    Targeting agencies that regulate the safety and pollution from its government funded businesses. ftfy.

    Don’t hear much about Mars these daze. Supplanted by being a “trillionaire” no doubt.

    And Somalis are black – that counts for much with kreepfuck and magatry. White PPP fraudsters?

    Never heard of ’em.

  25. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 12:46 pm

    magats like kreepfuck are hyper focused on Minnesota right now.

    Why aren’t other blue states like NY, IL, CA getting any love? They even have black communities as well.

    Hmmm. Maybe it’s because the orange pants shitting dear leader has singled out Somalis as “garbage” and wow has kreepfuck and the magats have had a hair up their collective ass about Ilhan Omar for years.

    So sad..

  26. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 12:57 pm

    Somalis are the new ACORN?

    Baggers (now morphed into magats) loved that shit.

  27. RedReformed spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 1:10 pm

    How dare a woman of color spend her own money on shoes/cookware/gardens.
    Pretty penny Democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani’s wife wears luxury $630 Miista boots to swearing in ceremony
    Just dust off the Michelle Obama/Kamala Harris binders at the NY Post and off the greedy oligarch conservatives go.

  28. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 1:16 pm

    Without fraud Democrats really have no chance to govern.

    Gotta hand it to dumbfuck and its ilk. Leveraged mob mentality led to ACORN being shutdown

    We saw that same mob mentality in action on Jan 6.

    That same mob mentality is being leveraged to target Walz and the Somali community in MN.

    Secretive organs of the national security state have been engaged to target a host of targets from atheists to critics of capitalism and inequality. And antifa which is silly because antifa is hardly even organized. Those who are hell bent on antipathy towards people who have despised neo-nazism and white supremacy for generations betray themselves as white nationalists and white supremacists.

    And no doubt that orange pants shitter and pee wee german’s end game is to whip up the mob into a frenzy against the Democratic Party.

    dumbfuck’s most violent wet dream is what happened to ACORN – the same happens to the Dems.

    In a normal year this would be such a fucking bore but these fascists unfortunately have to be dealt with once and for all. We all have to step up.

  29. RedReformed spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 1:23 pm

    Lies go round the world before Truth can get on it’s shoes.
    —
    Yes, there WAS fraud in Minnesota. BUT.
    1. It has already been under investigation for at least three years. At the state and federal levels. There have been arrests and indictments.
    2. The video “proof” of fraudulent daycares is total bullshit. The “independent journalist” was working with Minnesota Republicans, who, by the way, LIED about it. Furthermore, ask yourself in good faith if YOU would let a strange man into a daycare simply because he shouted, “SHOW US THE CHILDREN!” You wouldn’t. Because that is lunatic behavior. ALSO. The daycare he went to is an AFTER SCHOOL PROGRAM, so, NO, there wouldn’t have been children there at that time, anyway.
    3. MAGA are pinning this solely on the Somali population because they want an excuse, any excuse, to justify their racism and extremism. But in reality, the fraudsters are mostly white.
    4. MAGA is bringing all of this up now as a political scheme to weaken Tim Walz’s reelection in 2026. And to get ahead of any presidential aspirations he may have. This is a smear campaign.
    5. The entire state of Minnesota and its childcare, homecare, and other care programs are now being threatened with an audit. This could have SERIOUS consequences for EVERYONE.
    6. Let us not forget that Trump has pardoned many fraudsters who stole BILLIONS from various organizations. And why wouldn’t he? He is the king fraudster himself, and criminals protect criminals.

  30. RedReformed spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 1:25 pm

    BREAKING: Local CBS news just exposed right-wing Youtuber Nick Shirley as a FRAUD. The Minnesota daycare center he claimed doesn’t exist, in fact, very much exists – they just didn’t let him in because he was a stranger who showed up with masked men with license plates covered up. It was all a LIE that MAGA fell for hook line and sinker.

  31. RedReformed spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 1:27 pm

    “Minnesota Republicans gleefully admit they orchestrated the “Daycare Fraud” conspiracy to push Trump’s agenda.
    In the latest example of MAGA politics eating itself alive, Minnesota Republicans have now admitted they directed a right-wing YouTuber to harass Somali-owned childcare centers — then acted shocked when the stunt exploded into a national embarrassment.
    State Republican leaders in the Minnesota House acknowledged they steered viral provocateur Nick Shirley to Minneapolis-area daycare centers, where he filmed himself knocking on doors and accusing immigrant-run businesses of fraud — all while brandishing documents and stirring fear online. The video spread like wildfire across right-wing media, was boosted by JD Vance, and even drew attention from the FBI.
    But here’s the problem: the facts didn’t match the fear-mongering.
    As University of Minnesota law professor Jane Kirtley explained, the viral video relied on “a kernel of truth” wrapped in a mountain of exaggeration, innuendo, and manufactured outrage. Yes, there have been real fraud cases in Minnesota’s childcare system — many already investigated and prosecuted during the Biden administration. But the YouTuber’s theatrics offered heat, not light.
    “It’s a lot of rhetoric with relatively little substance,” Kirtley said — a polite academic way of saying this was political theater, not journalism.
    The video followed a familiar MAGA playbook: flash ominous footage, hint at criminality, name no real evidence, and declare yourself the only one brave enough to expose “the truth.” It’s the same strategy used by Project Veritas and other click-hungry operations that confuse spectacle for reporting.
    Even worse, the Minnesota Republicans didn’t just amplify it — they owned it. House Speaker Lisa Demuth admitted her caucus helped direct the YouTuber, framing it as necessary because of supposed government inaction. Translation: when facts don’t serve the narrative, manufacture a scandal.
    Real journalists, meanwhile, have been covering childcare fraud in Minnesota for years — without demonizing immigrant communities or turning vulnerable families into political props. As Professor Kirtley noted, journalism requires verification, context, and accountability — not viral stunts designed to go viral on right-wing feeds.
    In the end, the episode revealed more about the modern Republican party than about any daycare. When governing gets hard, they don’t fix problems — they film them, spin them, and feed them to the outrage machine.
    And the rest of us are left cleaning up the mess.”
    >> Republicans promoting racist lies. How on brand.

  32. Happy Midterm Year spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 1:36 pm

    @23

    Random Twats
    @arandoontheteatter

    Republicans started the year, promising to release the files on all of the Democrat pedophiles.

    Republicans end the year, trying desperately to hide all the files on the pedophile they elected president

    At least they’re consistent

  33. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 1:39 pm

    The other shoe always drops on kreepfuck’s spews.

  34. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 2:21 pm

    Gayle King is too an astronaut!”

    – YLB

  35. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 2:23 pm

    @ 29

    3. MAGA are pinning this solely on the Somali population because…

    the white girl was already tried and convicted.

  36. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 2:32 pm

    @ 25

    Why aren’t other blue states like NY, IL, CA getting any love?

    IL and CA are already in deep shit due to pension obligations.

    NY is in even worse shape when public authority debt is added to state debt.

    YLB, that those states are in deep shit (NJ too, while I’m at it) is not new information.

    What is happening in Minnesota is newsworthy because until now the state has been able to manage its debt. What is happening in Minnesota is newsworthy because it is getting worse despite the fact that the state has known about it.

    What is happening in Minnesota is newsworthy because Walz has permitted it and covered up the severity. Walz and Boxcheck Momala chose to turn the spotlight on Minnesota, last year. We’re just the ones who refuse to turn off the spotlight now that it is no longer advantageous to Democrats for it to be on.

  37. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 2:41 pm

    @ 25

    Why aren’t other blue states like NY, IL, CA getting any love?

    Wall Street Apes
    @WallStreetApes

    Arizona Medicaid Fraud

    A group of sober living homes in Phoenix has been charging Medicaid for services they never provided. “Received more than $560 million for services that were not provided”

    This is one city in America with one company. Imagine the fraud total nationwide, “This was a massive fraud scheme that billed for services that were never actually provided”

    12:02 PM · Jul 1, 2025

    How about a purple state, YLB?

  38. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 2:42 pm

    What upsets YLB the most about Minnesota is that if the DOJ digs carefully enough and other federal resources are brought into the effort, we’ll learn that in Minnesota

    Donald Trump beat #CrookedHillary
    Donald Trump beat POS Hunter’s dad
    Donald Trump beat Boxcheck Momala.

  39. Self Love spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 2:55 pm

    @38

    Well we know your resolution was not “Stop jerking off to right wing fantasies.”

  40. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 3:12 pm

    lmao… look at it go.. how much shit does it NEED to make up?

    the DOJ digs carefully enough and other federal resources are brought into the effort, we’ll learn that in Minnesota..

    uhhh. the BONDI DOJ and other PANT SHITTER federal resources you meant to say. well meant NOT to say anyway..

    Hold that thought…

    How about a purple state?

    The blacks there lack in numbers, perhaps the intensity of dark skin color and being newly arrived from “shithole” countries and of course lacks the imprimatur of “garbage” or some such from orange pants shitting dear leader which of course is ran through the social media test bed for strength of magatry response. yawwwn.. next?

    We’re just the ones who refuse to turn off the spotlight now

    that very dark skinned blacks from a “shithole” country can whip up “the ones” best on fascist xitter and falsehood social.. yawwwn…

    And here you are reaching for “pensions”???? How desperado…

    And it’s hilarious that the BONDI DOJ just crowed last June about over 14 BILLION in Medicare and Medicaid fraud being prosecuted (that is if there are any competent prosecutors left that haven’t been pushed out) and didn’t even bother to hide that over 10 percent of the 324 fraudsters hailed from South Florida. I wish I had the whole list handy then we can have you make excuses for other red states in that list.

    Orange pants shitter lost in 2020 and kreepee dumbfuck’s biggest secret?

    kreepee dumbfuck was SCARED to babble, here at HA, kreepee dumbfuck’s deepest conviction that Joe Biden rigged 2020..

    from the Biden family basement.

    However, at the vip lounge anything went – just between the buds.

  41. Is that Sharia? spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 3:19 pm

    Mayor Mamdani’s first official act is to nullify EVERY executive order by Eric Adams from the day the DoJ, in an act of naked corruption, dropped the indictment against Adams in exchange for cooperation until the final day in office.

  42. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 3:26 pm

    Credit Bob Ferguson for taking heat for cutting budgets and trying to get ahead of fiscal problems in Washington State.

    He can clearly see, not only pants shitter’s retribution against blue states, but the kind of shit repukes pull to whip up “the ones”

    like teh kreepee dumbfuck of widbee..

    on neo nazi xitter and lies social..

  43. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 3:35 pm

    WTF is Gayle King?

    Someone, a media personality, who flew into space for 10 minues with Katy Perry on Jeff Bezos’ dime? Ok, so?

    Oh yeah, she’s BLACK…

    Joy Reid move over, you have competition now for kreepee dumbfuck’s heart.

    sigh..

  44. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 3:38 pm

    Mark Kelly is so NOT an astronaut. I like the astronauts who obey the illegal orders of a repuke I voted for.

    – kreepee dumbfuck

  45. G spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 3:41 pm

    The only way they can come out ahead is by cheating. I wouldn’t even call it winning. Winners don’t cheat.

    https://www.salon.com/2026/01/01/gop-lawmakers-power-transfers-are-reshaping-north-carolina_partner/

    Kind of like Dumbfuck lying – lying is all he has.

  46. G spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 3:43 pm

    If it is Sharia, then fuck yeah Sharia!

    But the real Sharia? It’s MAGA.

  47. JD spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 3:46 pm

    Donald Trump loves Pedophiles

  48. JD spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 3:51 pm

    Pedophiles. We love our Pedophiles!

  49. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 6:12 pm

    @5 Sounds like the clock is ticking on his ticker. Hearts do wear out, you know.

  50. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 6:14 pm

    @9 If the price of gas is insignificant then why did you waste our time by spewing about it?

    Obviously to point out the insignificance of your spews about it.

  51. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 6:15 pm

    @10 Know what’s even dumber? Electing a lying racist vice president. But for you and your ilk, that’s no stretch at all.

  52. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 6:20 pm

    @20 Who’s a greater threat to public safety, Michael Brown, or 1,500 domestic terrorists trying to seize the Capitol, murder the vice president, and overthrow a presidential election?

    P.S., calling them “patriots” doesn’t make them non-criminals.

  53. G spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 7:48 pm

    @50

    He’s a Dumbfuck, he doesn’t get it. Never does.

  54. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/1/26 at 11:03 pm

    @28 Meanwhile, Trump is trying to steal D.C.’s public golf courses …

  55. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 2:48 am

    @ 52

    P.S., calling them “patriots” doesn’t make them non-criminals.

    Just as using the term “undocument immigrants” doesn’t make them non-criminals.

    Just as using the term “gentle giant” posthumously didn’t absolve Mike Brown of the consequences of his final, thuggish act.

    Mike Brown FAFOd in 2014 and J6 was in 2020. It’s now 2026. Time, perhaps, to do Somalis if we are going to keep up with current events.

    You can start.

  56. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 2:51 am

    DOCTOR Jill Biden’s ex murdered her replacement.

    Another dead wife in the Biden circle.

  57. Inquiring Minds spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 7:19 am

    Mr. President? Why are they regularly giving you cognitive teats as if to measure the decline from a few months ago?

    Donald J. Trump
    @realDonald Trump

    The White House Doctors have just reported that I am in “PERFECT HEALTH,” and that I “ACED” (Meaning, was correct on 100% of the questions asked!), for the third straight time, my Cognitive Examination, something which no other President, or previous Vice President, was willing to take. P.S., I strongly believe that anyone running for President, or Vice President, should be mandatorily forced to take a strong, meaningful, and proven Cognitive Examination. Our great Country cannot be run by “STUPID” or INCOMPETENT
    PEOPLE! President DJT

    2.27k ReTruths 8.86k Likes
    Jan 02, 2026, 6:56 AM

  58. Aced the Cognitive Test spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 7:30 am

    Nothing says Nobel prize like ranting about being ‘locked and loaded’ on your fake twatter at 3am local

  59. G spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 9:44 am

    Imagine the US President having more concern for foreigner’s rights than the rights of Americans.

    He is ready to shoot and kill peaceful Americans protesting but hey Iran let me get into your business.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/world/iran/trump-us-intervene-iran-kills-protesters-economic-unrest-rcna251875

    What a tritor to democracy

  60. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 10:37 am

    A thread or so ago, teh kreepfuck babbled that happy times are here again for those “willing to work”..

    If you work to death how will one spend their tax free overtime to maintain an economy that benefits fewer and fewer people whose income is dividends and capital gains?

    https://youtu.be/1Mr4cvAMZpQ?si=yBqPC_-AelYpXAhi

    A report from the oil fields where the drill count gets fewer and fewer and yet the kreepfucks crow about a “productivity miracle”.. yeah right.

  61. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 10:56 am

    Actually that last video has quite a few thoughtful insights into the state of the Permian Basin and what that means for future oil and gas prices.

    And that is the motivation for regime change in Venezuela. The fracking basins are declining and the costs to produce from them will only rise.

    So if the oil companies won’t drill domestically because competition from OPEC won’t let them, pants shitter will steal Venezuela’s reserves. Pants shitter will pirate tankers of Venezuelan oil and fill the “raped” SPR with the stolen goods.

    Regime change in Venezuela means one less member of OPEC to worry about.

    Can’t forget about EV’s and nuclear power and solar and wind. We need robust non fossil alternatives.

  62. Donald J. Trump, Convicted Felon and Obvious Epstein Co-conspirator spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 11:00 am

    I’m locked and loaded for nuclear war with Iran!!!
    GIT SUM!!
    👍👍👍

  63. STEM spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 11:43 am

    @61: “We need robust non fossil alternatives.”

    Yes, and it ain’t gonna be some gender “studies” person who figures out those “non fossil alternatives.” It will be STEM majors.

  64. The Top Performing Most Academically Qualified STEM spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 11:59 am

    You kicked us all out for saying the wrong things about the genocide in Gaza.

  65. Top Ten STEM Admissions Advisor spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 12:03 pm

    My board of regents says I now have to recruit the three-deep graduates who can’t read from the white Christian academies in Arkansas and and West Virginia so Trump doesn’t sue our school. Those kids all flunk freshman calculus and change their major to Business Communications.

  66. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 12:18 pm

    @63 Oh wow profound insight there sherlock.. no shit.. ya don’t say.. (sigh)

  67. Ghost of Johnni McSame as Bush spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 12:24 pm

    “Now I hear that Iran is trying to build up again, and if they are, we’re going to have to knock them down. We’ll knock them down. We’ll knock the hell out of them,” the president said as he met with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu at his Mar-a-Lago club in Florida.

    https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-warns-us-locked-loaded-iran-kills-peaceful/story?id=128845602

    Boots on the ground babeee! AIPAC send that money the MAGA way.

    Thumbs up now. Too bad I’m dead.

  68. Donald J. Trump, Convicted Felon and Obvious Epstein Co-conspirator spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 1:10 pm

    Pay up, you hard working bitches. Pay up plenty.

    So Marco can give it all to Bibi. And then BiBi can give it all to AIPAC. And then AIPAC can give it all to your billionaire Medicare fraudster in the Senate so he’ll send your kids to die overseas for Israel.

    It’s the MAGA circle of life, baby!

  69. Junipero Serra spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 1:23 pm

    Hey! Did you know that Latino settlers reached San Francisco Bay and settled and established Mission Dolores before the United States of America even existed?

  70. The More You Know 🌠 spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 2:01 pm

    The largest single individual Medicare fraud conviction in history, $1.3 billion in fraud by Phillip Esformes, was granted a full pardon and released from prison by Trump.

    Jewish, not Somali.

  71. G spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 2:02 pm

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/potential-new-years-eve-terror-attack-north-carolina-thwarted-fbi/?ftag=YHF4eb9d17

    The American Taliban.

  72. G spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 2:04 pm

    Black people aren’t white.

  73. Charlton Heston spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 3:00 pm

    Six children shot around the Greatest Nation on Earth (Coning soon to CBS News) on the first day of 2026.

    Good job y’all.

    They were law abiding toddlers and preteens that GOD given right to take a bullet.

  74. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 3:14 pm

    @ 70

    Phillip Esformes, was granted a full pardon and released from prison by Trump.

    Esformes’ sentence was commuted. He was not pardoned. He remains liable for repayment of more than $5M, in addition to nearly $40M forfeited. He spent nearly 4 1/2 years in jail or prison before the commutation.

  75. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 4:34 pm

    @ 69

    Hey! Did you know that Latino settlers reached San Francisco Bay and settled and established Mission Dolores before the United States of America even existed?

    Hey! Did you know that the original inhabitants arrived some 13,000 years ago and were of Asian origin, not Latino?

    I
    In 1773 two young California Indian girls were digging plants at the Soledad ranchería
    near the San Diego mission. When the girls realized that three soldiers had followed
    them, they headed up a hill to escape. Two of the soldiers trapped and raped one of the
    girls. The third soldier caught and raped the other, injuring her spine, which led to her
    death two days later.
    1 Together with four other witnesses, the surviving girl testified
    to a local priest through an interpreter, and this information was relayed to Sergeant
    Mariano Carillo. The sergeant then interviewed the girl and the four witnesses to the
    crime and had them sign a document detailing the events.2 Lieutenant Pedro Fages
    received the complaint and forwarded the document to Governor Felipe de Barri, who
    then sent it to the Mexico City viceroy. Fifteen months later, the overlooked document reached yet another official, General José Antonio Areche. The viceroy ordered
    the men—Francisco Avila, Sebastián Albitre, and Matheo Ygnacio de Soto—to trial.

    Those weren’t white Euro dudes. As long as we’re gonna talk about what happened to those who came before us, let’s go back far enough for it to matter.

  76. The Liberal Media spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 4:48 pm

    For more on how a city with 1m Muslim residents feels about their first Muslim mayor we join a panel of white middle aged Christian New Yorkers…

  77. Hispanola Mexico and the Americas spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 5:09 pm

    @75

    Wow….

    Acknowledging Sera and the Catholics were murdering thugs.

    How woke.

  78. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 5:34 pm

    Trump is talking like he wants to sic our military on Venezuela and Iran (where protests are occurring today) at the same time. Neither of those regimes would be any loss to the world, and their respective citizenries would be happy to see them gone, but does he think he our troops can conquer the whole world? Putin’s experiment with that notion is still in its early stages after 1/3 million casualties and 3 times as many combat deaths as America incurred in Vietnam.

  79. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 5:41 pm

    @75 So you’re saying Trump was right about Mexicans being murderers and rapists?

  80. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 5:55 pm

    Tim Walz has certainly lacked the balls to do it.

    CBS News
    @CBSNews

    Audits completed in the past 10 years show that Minnesota has lacked the teeth to properly vet attendance records and go after possible fraudsters proactively.
    From cbsnews.com

    6:39 AM · Jan 2, 2026

  81. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 6:40 pm

    @57 The White House Doctors have just reported that I am in “PERFECT HEALTH,” and that I “ACED” (Meaning, was correct on 100% of the questions asked!), for the third straight time, my Cognitive Examination,

    In other words, he correctly named what day of the week it was, and who the current U.S. president is.

  82. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 7:45 pm

    @ 78

    Trump is talking like he wants to sic our military on Venezuela and Iran (where protests are occurring today) at the same time.

    As did Barack with his “red line” and “change my calculus” comments about Syria, if Assad were to use chemical weapons against his own people.

    And then Assad did just that,

    Anniversary of Assad’s Brutal Chemical Weapons Attack on Ghouta

    In the early morning hours of August 21, 2013, in the Damascus suburbs of Ghouta, the Assad regime killed more than 1,400 Syrians, many of them children, with the chemical agent sarin.

    The United States estimates – conservatively – that the Assad regime has used chemical weapons on its own people at least 50 times since the conflict began. On this day we remember and honor all of the victims of Assad’s chemical weapons attacks.

    the military prepared an attack response and had everything ready to go, and brave Barack stood down.

    https://2017-2021.state.gov/anniversary-of-assads-brutal-chemical-weapons-attack-on-ghouta/

    Does Iran think that Donald Trump will chicken out at the last minute, as did Barack? Or has DJT47 demonstrated willingness to act against Iran already, and the current rhetoric is a simple warning not to test him again?

    Let us not forget that The Mossad is already on the ground in Tehran and can be locked and loaded within hours.

    It’s a bit different than when Joe Biden said he’d have no problem with Putin taking only a little of Ukraine, I know.

  83. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 7:47 pm

    @ 81

    In other words, he correctly named what day of the week it was, and who the current U.S. president is.

    A low bar, admittedly, until one recalls that our last president could not.

  84. The More You Know 🌠 spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 8:06 pm

    @ 74,

    Debates the wing velocity of an unladen swallow. But otherwise entirely concedes the point.

  85. The More You Know 🌠 spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 8:19 pm

    Spanish soldiers serving in the garrison in Alta California in 1773 and raping two Ohlone girls were absolutely white and European.

  86. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 9:21 pm

    @82 What business do we have in Iran? Can’t Israel take care of itself? If they can’t, why do we owe them American blood and treasure? Also, we haven’t actually won a major war since 1945, and that should give everyone pause.

  87. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 9:24 pm

    @83 Do you have some evidence that Joe flunked those questions, or are you just making noise?

  88. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 9:30 pm

    More evidence that justice is for sale under this administration:

    Herrera “initially donated $2.5 million to MAGA Inc. in late 2024 as her father, Julio Herrera Velutini, a Venezuelan-Italian banker, was facing federal charges for trying to bribe the governor of Puerto Rico in 2020,” said the report. “In May, a top Trump appointee at the Justice Department authorized a misdemeanor plea deal to settle the case, overruling career prosecutors who had pushed for a harsher sentence. In July, Ms. Herrera donated another $1 million to MAGA Inc.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/maga-inc-donors/

  89. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/2/26 at 9:49 pm

    In 2025’s last special election,

    “Democrat Renee Hardman, a West Des Moines City Council member, wiped the floor with … Republican candidate Lucas Loftin, [who] received just 28.5 percent of the vote” for a state senate seat.

    https://www.rawstory.com/iowa-election-results/

    The evidence keeps piling up that Republican candidates are as toxic as cobra venom at the ballot box.

  90. Jack Smith spews:

    Saturday, 1/3/26 at 7:47 am

    The irony of Widdle Marco, Donnie the Pedophile and Pam stating Maduro’s SDNY indictment is legal justification for invasion is not lost on me.

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