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Farewell 2025 (And You Can Go Straight To Hell)

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  1. Happy 2026 or as some like to call it

    “The year after Elon assured investors there would be enough robotaxis operating to move half the population of America.”

  2. Happy “Day Bigoted Dumbasses Start Posting on the Zuck Site Swearing in on the Koran Makes the Oath Invalid” day.

  3. @2

    Nuh unh.

    Neuralink plans to start “high-volume production” of brain-computer interface devices and move to a fully automated surgical procedure in 2026 (Reuters)

  5. REMEMBER FOLKS. Tylenol is bad for you and causes autism.

    WSJ got an interview on his health.

    “They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart. I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?”*

    * As he describes a daily self diagnosed regimen of four times the recommended daily amount.

  6. G-clown, if you worry so much about a 20 cent variation in gasoline prices, perhaps you should find a career that pays better.

    Maybe get a fast food job in California, for instance.

    This is where Dumbfuck is a Dumbfuck. He misconstrues my posting as worry.

    The price of gas is insignificant. Only Dumbfucks, like yourself, don’t realize how insignifcant it is. They’d much prefer to talk about gas then Pedophilia.

  7. Nick Shirley now has 1,330,000 YouTube subscribers, and his Minnesota fraud video has been viewed 2,700,000 times.

    Hey Buford pass me that YouTube vidoe.

  9. Psychotic homosexual @6

    If the price of gas is insignificant then why did you waste our time by spewing about it?

  12. Who thinks that Vance Boelter acted on mind control by Tim Walz?

    heh.. that idiocy would only be hatched in ONE dumbfuck “mind”.

    Out of all the dumbfucks in existence… heh. Only ONE..

  13. Ro Khanna openly supports a proposal that only the uneducated – I am referring to you, YLB – could support without admitting it would have disastrous long-term effects on state revenues. He is getting hammered for it.

    Wasn’t he talked about as a president contender in ’28? Kind of an own-goal for a seasoned politician.

  14. @13 Lemee guess. He wants to tax the rich.

    I’d have picked a long term program for unwinding the moronic idiocy that was Prop 13.

    Wow you were so “educated” you picked Amtrak as a woman’s alternative to bearing rapist spawn.

    Bet Mary Kay loved that.

  15. Tell us kreepfuck what was your gateway drug to klownservaturdism?

    Wally George?

    Ray Briem?

    Howard Jarvis?

    Bonzo Raygun?

    Hell Week?

  16. If the price of gas is insignificant then why did you waste our time by spewing about it?

    If you weren’t so much of a DUMBFUCK you would be able to figure it out.

  17. Anyone see One Battle After Another? Very enjoyable flick. A little goofy but very entertaining. One scene in particular had to appeal to our kreepee dumbfuck. The Christmas Adventurers Club had to be the model for kreepfuck’s frat. Kreepfuck’s interview had to go along the lines of:

    Joining our fraternity means you are a superior man. No, not the best man, the most intelligent, the most sophisticated or the wisest. It just means that you are superior to other human beings. And you shall never want for riches or the greatest of friends.

    We live by the golden rule. In a network of like minded men and women dedicated to making the world safe and pure.

    What would say to someone who believes you have been soft in your duty to racial purification?

    Do you presently live with a spouse?

    Have you ever consulted with a mental health professional?

    Have you ever had any bills or debts turned over to a collection agency?

    Have you ever knowingly engaged in acts of terrorism against this country?

    Have you ever engaged in an interracial relationship?

    And you are American-born by gentile?

    Now to avoid any misunderstanding, we require absolute secrecy through the initiation process. To judge how serious and unselfish you are. Understand? And to be considered to a vote you must submit to a voluntary vulnerability study. This identifies anything problematic in your character. We want to know who we’re standing with.

    Now it’s a double yankee white inquisitions completum. So if you have any doubt as to your ability to qualify in body or character as a member of our fraternity, now you have an opportunity to say so.

    Do you wish to withdraw?

    Do you submit yourself?

    LMAO.. I seem to recall kreepfuck let us all in on how it “submitted”.. Minor detail. It also related its “educated” landlord experience of being cornholed by a zoomer hustler renter. Another “initiation” of sorts.

    Thank you dumbfuck. You keep being you.

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