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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 10/31/25, 11:13 pm

John D. Cundle: ♫ Democracy (A Warning) ♬

Vox: The messy truth about free speech

Reign of “King” Felon Von Shitzonus:

  • Stephen: Where is South Carerdddd? Date night with Kash Patel
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard wants an “American Godzilla”
  • Dark Brandon: Is Трамп a low IQ President?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Fails ANOTHER Mental Exam! ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп rambles to our troops in Japan & Jimmy challenges him to a televised IQ test vs Crockett & AOC
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп Show Halloween Spooktacular
  • Lauren Mayer and Scott Grinthal: ♫ Tearing Down The House ♬
  • Stella Magz: Трамп’s Time Magazine cover…Take 2
  • Desi Lydic:
  • Christopher Titus: The White man’s house:

  • LegalEagle: Can the President just demolish the White House?!?
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ What shall we do with our drunken leader? ♬
  • Stephen: Трамп is crowned the Burger King of South Korea & fear of windmills
  • Desi Lydic: Трамп puppy-dogs Japan’s new PM and rants about magnets to U.S. troops
  • ScaredKetchup: Classic Hollywood roasts Трамп and it gets wild—Club dead
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard hates Canada
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп says he’d “love to” run for unconstitutional 3rd term as polls hit “new lows”
  • Jon Stewart: Трамп whines he’s “unappreciated” & self-soothes with ballroom and third-term talk
  • Stephen: Трамп’s new military target—You & tariffs send food prices sky high
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп orders tests of nukes, Halloween at the White House & Ted Cruz vs Marjorie Taylor Greene
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: The Dotard’s MRI
  • Steve Shives: About Трамп’s ballroom
  • LegalEagle: So, Трамп’s lawyer keeps txting me…
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп dances in Malaysia and gets a crown in South Korea amid shutdown pain at home
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп demolishes east wing of White House, reveals he had an MRI & Jimmy issues him an IQ challenge
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Brother Wants a Third Term ♬:

  • Stephen: Трамп in Asia—Showmanship, but no Kim & signing the TikTok deal & drilling Alaska
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Drama Queen ♬
  • Desi Lydic: Трамп gets a golden crown in South Korea while SNAP cutoff causes panic in U.S.
  • JoJoFromJerz: Don’t take medical advice from the “drink bleach” guy
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ On and Off the Course, Трамп Lies About his Strokes ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard had an MRI
  • LegalEagle: Трамп “sues” himself, wins, and you have to pay for it!
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп rants about catapults, calls Schumer criticism “almost treasonous”
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп continues Asia-Palooza tour & Rep. Jasmine Crockett accepts his IQ test challenge
  • ScaredKetchup: 5 dead Presidents ROAST The Dotard Трамп—Club Dead
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ It’s Time Трамп was Demolished and Replaced ♬

Liberal Redneck: Does the American electoral system favor Democrats or Republicans?

And Other Sycophant And Narcissists:

  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Speaker of the House ♬
  • The Late Show: MAGA singles find it hard to date in D.C.
  • LegalEagle: Five words to fix ICE
  • Matthew Cooke: Why are the Nazis back?!?:

  • Ross Childs: Did you hear that?
  • Andy Hayes: Conservatives guide to New York
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Katie Miller Song ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ The Trade Warp (Hoekstra’s Horror Show) ♬
  • Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Top 10 tips for being a conservative Christian
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is using the government shutdown to shut down the Epstein files
  • Jordan Klepper: Meet Lawrence Jones—FAUX News’s free-thinking (totally MAGA) Libertarian
  • and mayhem ensued: Трамп I Rump and the Epstein files:

  • Caitlin Speaks: The January 6 “patriots” who keep getting arrested
  • JoJoFromJerz: MAGA fucked around, but we’re ALL finding out
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s “Epstein Memorial Ballroom” ♬

John D. Cundle: ♫ The Scandal-Spangled Banner ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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  1. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Friday, 10/31/25 at 11:20 pm

    Over/Under on when Venezuela will be hit?With Iran, was seeing quite a bit from armchair OSINT accounts on Twitter, starting with their posting from aviation tracking sites extra and unusual tanker traffic over the Midwest.

  2. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 1:20 am

    I have been for the idea of reactivating the Waterfront Streetcar in the past, but in as they say after a NFL Replay , upon further review,not so much. Still would like to see better transit for Colman Dock to accommodate more Walk on and POF Traffic, but I don’t want a route that goes in a roundabout way, or contributes to a T3 problem. Specifically serving Seattle Center. I would rather see the proposed line on 1st Ave resumed with a branch all the way to Seattle Center, specifically CPA. I doubt old Metro 99 could have served CPA. First a bridge over the BNSF Scenic Sub at Broad Street would be necessary, and I don’t know how steep the grade on Broad from Western to Denny. Seattles old network had some challenging unassisted grades like E Madison in Madison Valley-Madison Park, and Rt14 on Jackson Street, supposedly the portion the First Hill Streetcar on Jackson Street is 8-9%.

    Other reasons I am not sure about Councilmember Straus’s suggestion, is I want any restoration of the Waterfront line to be interlined with the existing system, and because the South Lake Union line saved money by piggybacking on a Portland order, we were stuck with Portland specs, specifically the voltage the motors draw. The Waterfront line definitely benefited from older is better, most old streetcar systems used 600V DC, which just happened to be what the trolleybus system used. Most new streetcar and LRT use 750V DC, and LINK is 1500V DC.

    https://www.theurbanist.org/2025/10/31/seattle-budget-transit-security-czar-rescue-waterfront-streetcars/

  3. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 4:16 am

    Today there will be a ceremony at the former site of Stapleton International AirPort in Denver, dedicating a permanent memorial to United Flight 629. UA629, a DC-6, November Three Seven Five Five Niner, exploded 11 minutes after takeoff from its second stopover on it’s run from La Guardia to Seattle via Chicago-Midway, Denver, and Portland. This may have been the first American airliner blown out of the sky by a bomb. Interesting how they found the bag that contained the device. They caught a break because a baggage handler lost his keys at Midway and they checked the hold at Stapleton. All the bags were moved, so only bags loaded in Denver were in that hold. The murderer did it for the flight insurance taken out on his mom. Story goes he got the idea from Canadian Pacific 108. Well, there was one difference in how those bombing ended. Unlike Canada which used hanging, Colorado at the time used the Gas Chamber, and the 629 Bomber acted alone.(CP-108 had accomplices, included the last woman executed in Canada).

    https://youtu.be/HC2OkbsXBgE?si=dKbs_cD7H7eIq7pA

  4. FKA Hops spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 7:21 am

    How did Don-EE Antoinette celebrate the shutdown and being forced by a court to give people their $170/mo food rations?

    A taxpayer funded golf vacation and a Gatsby themed billionaires Halloween party.

    He never read the book. Gatsby ends up floating face down in the pool.

  5. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 8:44 am

    It’s a shame.

    America needs a diet. Fat, hairy, lesbian libbies especially need a diet.

  6. Alice B. Toklas spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 9:29 am

    5 – No kidding! Gertie & I could stand to lose a few pounds.

  7. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 9:50 am

    The GOP opposed the Affordable Care Act’s passage.

    Premiums for Affordable Care Act coverage will skyrocket 26%, on average, next year, according to a KFF analysis released Tuesday evening, just days before open enrollment starts on November 1.

    The price hike is one of the largest jumps since Obamacare plans debuted more than a decade ago — and it doesn’t factor in the expiration of the enhanced premium subsidies.
    …
    The monthly premium for the benchmark plan on healthcare.gov will soar 30%, on average, according to the KFF analysis, which is based on data from the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services.

    With what we’ve paid in NIIT the last two years it’s hard to feel sympathy. The clown show that was Barack Obama’s Great Lie is ass-pounding those who supported it, and those who warned against it.

    A reminder: Prior to the passage of Obamacare, 83% of polled Americans expressed satisfaction with their health care coverage.

  8. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 10:35 am

    With what we’ve paid in NIIT the last two years it’s hard to feel sympathy.

    Obviously you’re too unserious and unintelligent to find a good tax preparer..

    Like these guys..

    They don’t whine about their taxes. You must be white knuckling it through Turbo Tax.

  9. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 10:44 am

    @7 A reminder: Prior to the passage of Obamacare, 83% of polled Americans expressed satisfaction with their health care coverage.

    Which is roughly how many were insured. In other words, nearly all Americans who had health insurance were super-happy with it despite exclusions, denials, soaring premiums, and rampant personal bankruptcies from medical bills. Sure, Jan.

    https://insuranceinformant.com/how-many-americans-were-without-health-insurance.html

  10. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 10:47 am

    @ 8

    Tell us you don’t earn income sufficient to need a tax preparer without telling us you don’t earn income sufficient to need a tax preparer.

  11. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲 spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 10:56 am

    83% of polled Americans expressed satisfaction with their health care coverage…

    …in a poll that somehow excluded 50 million Americans who had no coverage because of pre-existing conditions, loss of employment, advanced schooling, or dirtbag employers.

    IT’S A MIRACLE!

    Sure, bigot.

  12. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 11:02 am

    @10 I use Turbo Tax.. And you do too it seems.. lmao..

    Cheap whiner… could be paying zero but then it couldn’t cry at HA..

  13. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 11:04 am

    @ 11

    Good news! Previously uninsured illegals now get their care covered by coding it in as an emergency. YLB’s family won’t be able to maintain theirs, but hey, omelet construction requires a few broken eggs.

  14. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 11:06 am

    uninsured illegals now get their care covered by coding it in as an emergency.

    Thanks be to Bonzo..

    Don’t look at me. You voted for him.. heh.. once..

  15. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 11:10 am

    family won’t be able to maintain theirs

    We have excellent insurance now, have had such in the past and it will continue indefinitely, knock on wood.

    We will defeat the fucking fascists. It’s a lock. The fascists are screwing their own voters.

  16. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 11:19 am

    Case in point..

    Everything is DOWN.. Except for beef..

    Yeah sure, you right orange shitpile.. Your chief fellator from widbee thinks so too.. heh..

  17. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 11:32 am

    Interesting how you never see YLB and KJP in the same room at the same time.

    “Did you ever see President Biden appear confused?” Greenberg asked

    “No,” Jean-Pierre answered.

    Later in the remarkable interview, the former press secretary was asked specifically about Biden’s disastrous June 2024 debate against President Trump, and whether her ex-boss looked “confused” to her at the forum.

    “[H]e seemingly, to me, looked like he had a cold,” Jean-Pierre said.

  18. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 11:35 am

    @17 lmao… boxcheck… hunter’s dick pics.. cold.. all that and teh illegals is all it’s got..

    YAWWWWN…

  19. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 11:47 am

    Another opportunity for dumbfuck to bleat “dumb cunt”..

    https://youtu.be/1cJ0HPqJX28?si=tGBZPv0Yx5p_EaDl

    How could this happen in the magat kapitalist paradise of TexASS?

  20. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 11:52 am

    Gimee a fucking break:

    Few places reflect the state of America’s economy more clearly than the grocery store — and right now, it’s a painful reality check.

    Food prices have soared to record post-pandemic highs, squeezing shoppers nationwide. Ground beef is up 12.8%. (1) Ground coffee? A jaw-dropping 20.9%. In New York, software engineer Kevin Lin was shocked to see ribeye steak selling for $32.99 a pound — far higher than it was just weeks ago.

    In Cincinnati, Mark Bookbinder, 68, said he’s watched prices climb on staples like deli turkey, cereal and yogurt — calling it “perturbing and upsetting.”

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/personalfinance/record-high-food-prices-have-americans-rethinking-how-they-buy-groceries-entirely-but-is-sticking-to-a-list-really-the-best-way-to-save/ar-AA1PzbFD

    Stories like this multiply and widbee dumbfuck resorts to its old shit like boxcheck and cold.. heh.. Sure, dumbass..

  21. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 12:04 pm

    Good news! Previously uninsured illegals now get their care covered by coding it in as an emergency.

    Sure, bigot.

  22. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 12:18 pm

    Magat hat, gives the checkout person at the Safeway shit..

    https://youtube.com/shorts/n7AAcSiIajY?si=g7MMn6Y2gFV4UF24

    Pays for its dorritos and diet coke with an “oregon trail” card..

    i.e. food assistance.. yawwwn.. uh dumbfuck, I told you before.. we’ve never used ebt. Nice to know it’s there if it’s needed.

    Give us another “cold”.. yawwwn..

  23. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 12:27 pm

    Hey Ka$h Patel using FBI private jet for date night:

    https://youtube.com/shorts/wjw7n4cYdqE?si=TuxqzRSCjMtd6yNi

    During government shutdown. I’ve heard it said that the gf is a mossad honeypot.. Just a rumor.. heh..

    This country is completely lost if we don’t win it next November.

  24. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 1:44 pm

    @ 23

    This countryThe Democrat Party is completely lost if we don’t win it next November.

    Democrats are pretty fucking weak as things stand already.

    Aaaaaahhhhhh @17chooo!

  25. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 1:58 pm

    Harris lost by 1.5% of the popular vote last year.

    Four years earlier Fat Hitler lost by 4.5% of the popular vote.

    Neither party is lost. Neither is particularly weak.
    The electorate remains very divided. And each party finds itself vying for the affiliation of an ever-dwindling share of “undecideds” that swing back and forth largely based on turnout.
    Four years ago Republicans found themselves on the wrong side of the pendulum swing. Four years later it was Democrats.

    What matters? What is changing?
    Demographics. White boomers are now dying off at an even faster rate than they were before the last election. Each time the average pendulum swing shifts a little more in our favor. When the electorate is this divided, turnout is decisive. And every two years the average available turnout composition improves for Democrats.

    Democrats just have to finally quit fucking around, and hand-wringing about pandering to racist old white people so much. They have to give their natural voters a reason to turnout. Good news is Fat Hitler is still doing much of their work for them. Like shooting blast balls at Trick-or-Treaters, shutting down air travel, and cutting off food assistance right before Thankgiving.

  26. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 1:59 pm

    Aaaaaahhhhhh @17chooo!

    lmao… It doesn’t give a shit about the country as long it can beat itself off with sex tourism..

    We’ll see what happens.

    White boomers are now dying off at an even faster rate than they were before the last election.

    Best news of all. Dumbfuck babbles that makes life better for my two sons. One day it will be widbee dumbfuck’s turn.

    Jubilee!

  27. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 2:06 pm

    Saw on a social media thread, an activist publication complaining about Sound Transit’s Stride Bus Rapid Transit system. Normally supportive, but their issue is Sound Transit is avoiding their traditional contractor, and using an outside group like MV Transportation. The action it’s just discovered a part of Sound Transit opponents and supporters alike never notice or don’t care. Except for the Tacoma light rail line, they don’t operate their own services. Been that way since the first buses ran in 98-99. Pierce Transit operates most ST Express routes out of Pierce County, Metro out of King County, and Community Transit the dwindling ST Express routes out of Snohomish County. Metro operates LINK 1 and 2 Lines, and BNSF SOUNDER.

    Don’t know if they still do, but the buses used to be coded for who operates them. Under the coach number, C was for Community Transit, K was for Metro, and P was for Pierce Transit. Community Transit subcontracted their ST Express Routes to the same company that operated their now discontinued Seattle commuter services. Always thought ST should avoid the middleman on that.

  28. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 2:07 pm

    Behold:

    The Undecided Voter in America.

    You have to admit, Republicans do a better job of reaching these people.

  29. Stanley Steamer spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 3:22 pm

    The Pentagon is quite famous for waste but one thing they are really good at is adopting technology that doesn’t diminish capability while making troops and ships able to deploy for longer and carry less shit.

    And then there’s a moron who saw a choochoo and thinks steam is the answer. A moron who’s still butthurt others didn’t have theor Emmys stolen.

    Donald J. Trump
    @realDonald Trump

    Seth Meyers of NBC may be the least talented person to “perform” live in the history of television. In fact, he may be the WORST to perform, live or otherwise. I watched his show the other night for the first time in years. In it he talked endlessly about electric catapults on aircraft carriers which I complain about as not being as good as much less expensive steam catapults. On and on he went, a truly deranged lunatic. Why does NBC waste its time and money on a guy like this??? – NO TALENT, NO RATINGS, 100% ANTI TRUMP, WHICH IS PROBABLY ILLEGAL!!!

  30. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 3:26 pm

    Previously uninsured illegals now get their care covered by coding it in as an emergency.

    Upcoding is rampant and concentrated most among the for-profit operators within U.S. healthcare. And patients do not up-code their treatment to game the system. Providers and insurance companies do. Which silly error leads us once again to wonder that the Fucktard still claims to have worked as an MD somewhere. Obviouly not.

    Also, not for nuthin’, it has absolutely fuck-all to do with Advance Premiun Tax Credits in the ACA marketplace plans. Once again, for the trillionth time, undocumented alien residents do not and can not obtain insurance through the ACA marketplace plans. This is literally like saying you want to cut Social Security benefits to force a Pink Floyd reunion.

    The Actual Nazi Fucktard now lives entirely in a FOX news and bourbon fueled haze of entirely imaginary fears and resentments. As bad as the most degenerate schizophrenic street meth addict.

  31. Catholics First spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 3:56 pm

    Jews aren’t catholic. That’s a problem.

    https://apnews.com/article/heritage-foundation-roberts-tucker-carlson-nick-fuentes-e7347c9f414dfea41de7d63a0977d3b9

  32. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 4:23 pm

    @13 Why shouldn’t workers who perform backbreaking field labor for slave wages so you can enjoy cheap food have health care too, you selfish prick?

  33. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 4:24 pm

    Back when I was a male nurse with an opiate addiction, I once treated a dirty Beaner who didn’t speak much English. And when I went through his stuff there was no U.S. birth certificate and his driver’s license was from Puerto Rico.

    Post hoc, ergo propter hoc.
    PROOF!
    I WIN!!

  34. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 4:41 pm

    @33 Er, what does that prove, and what did you win?

  35. Deathfrogg spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 4:46 pm

    17% of households receiving SNAP benefits are childless, without disability, and composed of adults 18-45. Like me!

    Source: US Department of Agriculture, Food and Nutrition Service, Evidence, Analysis, and Regulatory Affairs Office

    Hey, I didn’t come up with this. CNN did.

  36. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 4:50 pm

    @ 30

    And patients do not up-code their treatment to game the system.

    They most certainly do, just by showing up at the ER rather than through a physician who sees patients by appointment.

  37. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 4:52 pm

    17% of households receiving SNAP benefits are childless, without disability, and composed of adults 18-45.

    They clearly qualify for assistance in places like Alabama with a $7.25 minimum wage and $2.35 tipped wage..

    Ain’t America‘bama great?

    Awww.. anyone see the pictures from the Halloween party at Mar a Lago?

  38. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 4:53 pm

    @ 25

    Harris lost by 1.5% of the popular vote last year.

    Four years earlier Fat Hitler lost by 4.5% of the popular vote.

    I know it’s still early in the weekend, but these are the most irrelevant statistics spewed so far in this thread. Which is saying something, given YLB’s level of activity.

  39. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 5:50 pm

    35,
    There are disabled people who can’t work, can’t earn much money, and depend on food assistance. Not many overall. Very, very hard to qualify for. In addition, people who are absolutely broke, and have no income and have experienced loss of housing (because of loss of income, family abandonment, domestic violence, etc) can obtain short term SNAP assistance but only if they are absolutely without any other resources.. And even with those significant restrictions, still time limited to less than two years and typically to six months or less. For new applicants it’s typically 90 days.

    Still just like you?

  40. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 5:52 pm

    just by showing up at the ER rather than through a physician who sees patients by appointment.

    Which continues to have absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with rolling back APTC credits to lower premiums to U.S. citizens with coverage in the Affordable Care marketplaces.

    Head in a bag huffing glue.

  41. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 5:57 pm

    38,

    And just like that, POOF!, the Actual Nazi Fucktard magically shifts from “MAGA is the new Black!” to “wins and losses are a matter of tiny permutations of ideological affiliation reflected through Byzantine and complex election rules.

    So long as the slow-rolling fascist coup fails, Republicans remain incredibly vulnerable in every election. As do Democrats.
    When they tell you who they are, believe them.
    Act accordingly folks.

  42. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 6:06 pm

    @38 It’s been how long since widbee dumbfuck babbled “dumb cunt”?

    Always “relevant”… and “serious”.. yawwwn…

  43. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 6:11 pm

    After the Blue Jays win the World Series, 100 percent tariffs on Canadian goods and services.

    Because bonzo “loved” tariffs… and butthurt feels.

  44. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲 spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 6:25 pm

    How do you know Republicans are incredibly vulnerable and weak?

    Because they tell you they are each time they redraw a map to liquidate minority and low income voters, each time they pass new polling place swimsuit inspection laws, each time they restrict and purge eligible voters, and each time they deploy or attempt to deploy National Guard Rapid Reaction teams to take over state and local elections.

    They know they can’t win elections. That’s why they are working so hard to prevent elections from happening. They are YOLOing the fuck out of this brief moment on top because they know it probably won’t last.

  45. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 6:29 pm

    29)Before jets, only catapults Naval aviators used were on battleships and cruisers, On a carrier, they could get airborne with a good wind over the deck. Approximately the Russians never stole our catapult technology, or their attempts to copy it failed. The Kuznetsov, when it ran, used a Ski Jump to get MiGs and Sukhois airborne. India and China used the Russian system m. But are developing their own EMALS. The Chinese did do a good job finishing the Kuznetsov’s sister, but the reasons it worked, is the Russian Navy never had it.

  46. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 6:30 pm

    43)Usually I root against the team that beat us.

  47. G spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 7:28 pm

    Go Jays. Want to see if they get invited to the whiskey house

  48. G spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 7:40 pm

    And if they win and they are invited, will they show up?

  49. Inquiring Minds spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 7:47 pm

    35

    Are you getting food stamps?

  50. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 8:03 pm

    @47 The final game of the 2025 World Series is a cliffhanger. The Dodgers trail 4-3 in the 9th with a runner on 2nd and nobody out. Some Dodger batter has a chance to be a walk-off hero.

  51. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 8:13 pm

    @50 My bad. Blue Jays stranded a man on 2nd in bottom of 8th. Now it’s the Dodgers’ turn in top of the 9th.

  52. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 8:14 pm

    50)I know listening to it while watching the Kraken Game. Would do the other way around, but SiriusXM got the feed mixed up, don’t want the NY Rangers feed. Although would still know when the Kraken scored, game is at CPA.

  53. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 8:18 pm

    Game 7 is tied in top of 9th on a Dodger home run.

  54. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 8:37 pm

    53)Potential winning run on base,bases loaded.

  55. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 8:38 pm

    Possibly Extra innings now.

  56. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 8:39 pm

    Dodgers put in a reliever who threw 96 pitches yesterday. Sounds desperate to me. But then, I know little about baseball.

    … Blue Jays failed to score with 1 out and bases load, now goes into extra innings. Like I said, a cliffhanger.

  57. J.D. Vance, sofa connoisseur spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 8:41 pm

    @49,

    I did!

  58. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 9:03 pm

    Just saw a Google News Alert from LA, LAPD going city-wide tactical alert for the end of the World Series.

  59. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 9:20 pm

    @58 No need, Dodgers won.

  60. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 9:24 pm

    Metro’s semi-annual unique service alert(at least in this state)
    .
    https://kingcountymetro.blog/2025/10/29/turn-your-clocks-back-1-hour-this-sunday/

    Pacific Standard Time officially starts at 2 am on Sunday, November 2, 2025.
    Don’t “fall back” too soon if you’re riding late-night on Saturday, November 1. All Metro routes will continue operating on daylight savings time, including our late-night trips up until 4:15 am If you’re riding on Saturday, wait to set your clocks back until after you are done riding buses for the night.

    On Sunday morning, enjoy the extra hour! All trips leaving bases on November 2 will operate on Pacific Standard Time.

  61. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 9:25 pm

    59)Some fans riot if there team wins too.

  62. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 9:28 pm

    “These are terrorists.” ICE violently seizes U.S. citizens because they have brown skin.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psWOjK70ChU

    There have been reports of ICE arresting U.S. citizens, even when they have driver’s licenses identifying them as such. This can’t be due to poor training or sloppy police work; they’re doing exactly what Trump wants them to do: America is only for white people.

  63. G spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 9:48 pm

    Fuck the Dodgers

  64. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 10:18 pm

    I wasn’t crazy about either of these teams for various reasons but it was fun watching the Series. Watching them battle and grind it out. Some great plays. Unforgettable even. I’ve got the series DVR’d. Will rewatch from time to time.

  65. Tom Terrific spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 10:20 pm

    Trump’s animosity against Venezuela is wrongly placed. The best way to punish Venezuela is to do nothing. Let them stew in the socialist juice that they enjoy. Eventually, Venezuela’s people will throw out the socialists and move to a market economy and society.

    Socialism always fails as a state ethos. So do communism and fascism.

  66. Just the facts, ma’am spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 10:22 pm

    “America is only for white people.”

    Yes, and Asians and Hispanics are making great progress in America, too!

    Middle Eastern folks and African folks? Not so much.

  67. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 10:40 pm

    @ 58, 59

    Just saw a Google News Alert from LA, LAPD going city-wide tactical alert for the end of the World Series.

    @58 No need, Dodgers won.

    One of the things that happens when you get really old and think you can say whatever you want and get away with it is

    1. You say @ 59 all sorts of stupid shit.

    2. People don’t let you get away with it:

    Unruly Super Bowl crowds in downtown LA caused destruction, including graffiti and a bus spray-painted.
    Violence, Damage In LA After Rams Win Super Bowl
    YouTube · KCAL News
    Feb 14, 2022

    Spend enough time in a Democrat-governed world and you begin to think that you can break whatever the fuck you want because you won’t be punished and someone will just give you a new one after it’s over.

    POS assholes in LA will use any excuse to riot. Win, lose, ICE. It doesn’t matter.

  68. G spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 10:48 pm

    Only fucking heterosexual Neanderthals riot. Own it.

  69. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 11:17 pm

    @67 Somehow I have a feeling that baseball fans in general, and Dodger fans in particular, aren’t necessarily Democrats.

    Being old has nothing to do with it. You’re younger than me, and post all kinds of stupid shit.

  70. Heterosexual Neanderthal spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 11:18 pm

    68 – YOU own it, Poofter!

  71. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 11:19 pm

    As #60 said, daylight saving time ends at midnight tonight. You get an extra hour of sleep tonight. Sounds like grouchy Doctor Dumbfuck needs it.

  72. G spews:

    Saturday, 11/1/25 at 11:43 pm

    @70

    I’m glad you know who you are

    I just left a gay bar and nobody was rioting. I never left a gay bar in a riot.

    Heterosexuals are Neanderthals. Al least @70 knows that he is a Neanderthal.

  73. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 12:29 am

    @ 71

    … daylight saving time ends at midnight tonight.

    Wrong again. It ends at 2 a.m. today.

  74. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 1:16 am

    @73 (yawn) Who cares?

  75. Evilangelica spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 5:29 am

    But the Jews aren’t like us.

    https://apnews.com/article/republicans-antisemitism-carlson-fuentes-031ff4ffd7c50f725dde2d3a8085ced6

  76. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲 spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 5:57 am

    “violence” …including graffiti and a bus spray-painted.

    Talk about silly.

    I guess if a brown person sprays some Dodger Blue on a utility box it does rise to being described as “violence”.

    To the tender feelings of a bigot.

  77. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲 spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 6:01 am

    Fat Hitler poured $3.5 million U.S. tax dollars into his billionaire Halloween party at his private sex club in Florida.

  78. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 7:56 am

    “Democrats lead Republicans in the fight for Congress by 8 points, 50%-42%, the largest lead for either party on the congressional ballot in the NBC News poll since the 2018 midterms.”
    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/poll-frustration-trump-gives-democrats-opening-year-midterms-rcna240551

    Something, something, …weakness.

  79. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 9:19 am

    @ 74

    Who cares?

    I guess not much matters – accuracy in this case – when you’re old, fat, impotent, and shunned by your family.

  80. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 9:21 am

    @ 78

    … a majority say he’s fallen short on changing business as usual in Washington.

    Oh, I think business as usual is quite a bit different these days.

  81. Mitt Romney spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 9:42 am

    Weird how in the 15 years since ACA passed hundreds of GOP Senators and House Members and their staffs have never spoken in public or leaked this great healthcare plan they worked on. Not one bit of what we propose.

    At least MY healthcare plan exists.

    Mike Johnson talks about the Republican “healthcare plan” like it’s highly classified information: “We’re not gonna be on a conference call explaining all our plans and strategies for healthcare reform, because they’re leaked in real time.”

  82. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 9:58 am

    Who cares?

    All the FOX/Newsmax/Daily Caller news videos that the Actual Nazi Fucktard relies upon to inform his immeasurably sweeping ignorance about SNAP benefits have been proven to be AI fakes.

    Accuracy, indeed.

  83. Democrat Strategy Zoom Call spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 10:37 am

    A former British Royal got the boot and is now just Andrew Mountbatten Windsor without a stipend or a crown residence and staff because of this hoax we perpetrated to lie and make Donald Trump look bad.

    Excellent work comrades but keep focused on the head we really want to roll.

  84. Send the Navy spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 11:27 am

    Socialism always fails as a state ethos. So do communism and fascism.

    Right. Having most of Venezuela’s oil profits extracted by foreign companies from the 1920s to the 1970s backed by a series of military dictators was really working great for Venezuelans.

    They should try it again.

  85. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 11:32 am

    Trump’s MRI scan raises specter of secrecy in presidential health

    https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/5584101-trump-mri-raises-questions/

    I wonder if dear leader has a brain tumor? That would explain the MRI and cognitive dissonance.

  86. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 11:40 am

    @79 Look who’s bleating about “accuracy.” 🤡🤡🤡

    @82 If my being 2 hours off on when daylight saving time ends is all he has, he sure doesn’t have much. It sucks to be him, doesn’t it?

  87. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 11:41 am

    @80 They said that about Mussolini, too.

  88. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 11:43 am

    @ 85

    What’s the evidence that Donald Trump’s MRI was a contrast-enhanced brain MRI?

    Bone spurs in his feet, right? Swollen ankles, right?

    He underwent an ankle/foot MRI.

  89. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 11:47 am

    @88 Look up “I wonder” sometime when you’re not busy scratching your butt crack. And “de mininis,” too, while you’re at it.

  90. lmao spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 12:09 pm

    In 2015, Trump released a letter from his then-physician Harold Bornstein that said he would be the healthiest president in history. Two years later, Bornstein admitted Trump dictated the letter himself.

    Ankle/Foot MRI? Came out “perfect”?

    Wow.. such a state secret.

  91. lmao spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 12:25 pm

    lmao.. teh kreepee dumbfuck is slow today.. why hasn’t it bleated shit about the teachers in AZ wearing shirts with “problem solved” printed and fake blood down the left side?

    Even after TPUSA and its beloved kon-klown DEE-Santis talked their shit? FIRE them!

    Hmm.. welp.. the teachers (all of them math teachers) did the same thing same time last year.. So no connect with the Kirk killing.

    It was a Halloween thing silly always wrong wingers.. The teachers were actually poking fun at themselves and what their students are feeling after they get back their tests.

    Study harder kids.. (rolls eyes)..

  92. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 12:27 pm

    We are now far enough removed from the Biden presidency that it is safe for right-thinking people to wonder openly just how the fuck KJP found her way into such a high-profile White House job:

    Jonathan Chait
    @jonathanchait

    This is an interview that should inspire some follow-up reporting: how was KJP hired for her job in the first place?

    From newyorker.com
    5:04 PM · Oct 27, 2025
    ·

  93. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 12:29 pm

    @ 92

    As you read through the stunning intellectual inadequacy of KJP it’s instructive to remember that KJP and YLB each believed that Joe Biden was merely hampered by a cold during that debate.

  94. Jesus Sees You spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 12:36 pm

    this hoax we perpetrated

    Seem like a pretty obvious way to expose the “hoax” would be to go ahead and release the investigative files that Fat Hitler promised he would relaease.

    But instead MAGA Mike Jesus Johnson continues to keep his members out on vacation just to prevent the file from getting out.

    Sure. Must all be a big coincidence.

    Pedophilia is the worst thing a person can do.
    Protecting a pedophile is the second worst.

  95. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 12:40 pm

    @92 Because of her funny hairdo, the same reason Trump got his present job. (N.B., it sure wasn’t because of his honesty or intellectual abilities.) Did you have a funny hairstyle, too, when you interviewed at the hospital? Just wondering.

  96. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 12:43 pm

    @94 But instead MAGA Mike Jesus Johnson continues to keep his members out on vacation just to prevent the file from getting out.

    The question is, can he keep it up, or at least keep Grijalva out of her seat, through the midterms?

  97. lmao spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 12:44 pm

    Joe Biden was merely hampered by a cold

    Heh.. anything but how the fascists are fucking themselves..

  98. lmao spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 12:54 pm

    Here’s another way:

    The emerging schism was laid bare by a prominent conservative think tank president’s defense of talk show host Tucker Carlson’s controversial decision to welcome a far-right activist with antisemitic views onto his podcast Thursday, and Carlson’s hesitation to challenge some of his views. It prompted nearly every speaker who took the podium at the Republican Jewish Coalition’s annual conference in Las Vegas to call for rooting out anti-Jewish elements in the GOP.

    Fuentes, who is 27, has 1 million followers on the social media platform X, and his following is generations younger than Graham, who is 70. Brooks said the leak of a series of TeleGram text messages from National Young Republican leaders in New York, Kansas, Arizona and Vermont praising Hitler, joking about gas chambers and other atrocities, which was published last month by Politico, is a symptom of the division he and the coalition are trying to contain.

    Perhaps that is why dozens of college-age Jewish Republicans attended the conference, cheekily waving red signs emblazoned with “Tucker is not MAGA,” a reference to President Donald Trump’s Make-America-Great-Again mantra, during Florida Congressman Randy Fine’s presentation.

    https://apnews.com/article/republicans-antisemitism-carlson-fuentes-031ff4ffd7c50f725dde2d3a8085ced6

    That kind of shit is bad for the Grand old Pedo’s pocketbook.

    Didn’t we here at HA witness a certain kreepee troll bleat about a certain “filthy jew”?? Oh yeah, the pol who was almost firebombed by a magat. heh..

  99. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 1:02 pm

    What’s the evidence that Donald Trump’s MRI was a contrast-enhanced brain MRI?

    It was scheduled immediately following one of his infamous “aced” cognitive tests.

    “Camera, microphone, man, podium, page of notes, shoe, carpet…”

  100. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 4:46 pm

    @98 What they’re trying to contain is the leaks, not the pro-Nazi sympathies, which come naturally to them.

  101. That is a picture of a Zebra ACED IT spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 7:17 pm

    Something about cognitive decline and an autopen

    O’DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?

    TRUMP: Are you ready? I don’t know who he is

    O’DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial’s stablecoin.* And then you pardoned him.

    TRUMP: Here’s the thing — I know nothing about it

    *TrumpCrypto

  102. Basket of Deplorables spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 7:43 pm

    Totally coherent

    Donald J. Trump
    @realDonald Trump

    TERMINATE THE FILIBUSTER, NOT JUST FOR THE SHUTDOWN, BUT FOR EVERYTHING ELSE. WE WILL GET ALL OF OUR COMMON SENSE POLICIES APPROVED (VOTER ID, ANYONE?) AND MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
    REMEMBER, THE DEMOCRATS WILL DO IT IMMEDIATELY, AS SOON AS THEY GET THE CHANCE. OUR DOING IT WILL NOT GIVE THEM THE CHANCE. REPUBLICANS, BE TOUGH AND SMART! THE DEMS ARE CRAZED LUNATICS, THEY WILL NOT OPEN UP OUR COUNTRY NO MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IRREPARABLY HARMED!

  103. G spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 8:01 pm

    Dumbfuck is diabolical.

  104. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 8:02 pm

    @ 102

    … THE DEMOCRATS WILL DO IT IMMEDIATELY, AS SOON AS THEY GET THE CHANCE.

    He is not wrong.

  105. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 8:07 pm

    Who will be the Democrat Minority Leader in 2027?

    It will not be Chuck Schumer.

  106. G spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 8:38 pm

    t prompted nearly every speaker who took the podium at the Republican Jewish Coalition’s annual conference in Las Vegas to call for rooting out anti-Jewish elements in the GOP

    Do they really think that they can beat out the “is not MAGA” MAGA. Some are completely brainwashed.

  107. We weren’t starving under Joe Biden but we are now spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 8:47 pm

    @104

    May not need to.

    Democratic Supermajority.

    2027.

  108. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 9:51 pm

    Bible-thumping ex-Oklahoma schools superintendent Ryan Walters, who resigned after being caught with porn in his state office, showered taxpayer money on his female assistants on his way out the door.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE0mtsG5heA

    What do Republicans like him call this? “Waste, fraud, and abuse.” That’s what you get when you elect a Republican like him.

  109. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 9:53 pm

    @102 He is not wrong.

    Gotta question for you: If so, why didn’t they do it when they had the chance?

    You’re both wrong; but then, neither of you have ever been right about anything.

  110. ACAB spews:

    Sunday, 11/2/25 at 10:34 pm

    Given ICE’s now well documented history of lying on arrest reports and in court filings I’m sure the inevitable body cam release will show an agent pulling a gun on a stationary vehicle for ‘RESPECT’ as opposed to the tale they’re telling about an unprovoked car trying to run them over.

    $350k settlement? Or will it be half million and medical bills? (US Citizen, Food Bank Employee, the perfect storm in this historical moment.)

    Leaving his home in Ontario to work at a food bank Thursday morning, Carlos Jimenez pulled over to warn a group of federal agents that they should wrap up their stop of a car quickly because school-age children would soon gather there to take the bus, his lawyers said Sunday.

    In the following moments, the attorneys said an ICE officer shot Jimenez, a U.S. citizen and father of three, from behind.

    LA Times.

  111. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 12:01 am

    83)Probably will see the medals he actually earned while serving in the RN revoked. Including for the Falklands, Argentines will probably cheer that.

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