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  • Your ballot was mailed out this week. Get your ballot postmarked or dropped off by November 4.
  • Find your No Kings protest here. Tell me your favorite sign from past events in the comments.
  • We really should stop building new roads until we get up to date on maintenance of existing ones.
  • This article going through Lunarium’s tea list is a delight, even as a wet sider who has never been to Lunarium.
  • I appreciate AG Brown’s proposed law to protect immigrant workers, here’s hoping the legislature picks it up in the next season.

Comments

  3. From previous thread.

    @58 Eggplant is a vegetable, dumbass. As a garden rabbit I wouldn’t know anything about using it as a racist term. But you seem to know all about that, and you vote for racists, too.

    It’s no big deal to be a racist bigot today. You just have to be the right generation and Party to do so.

  5. 2,
    According to Vice Chancelor Chubby von Patten you can be at least as old as 35* and profess your ardent affection for and aspiration to Nazism, fly Nazi flags, say “heil Hitler”, snap Nazi salutes, and freely discuss the gassing and extermination of Jews and Black people without fear of sanction or disapproval in the MAGApublican Uni-Party of Ultimate Authority.

    The rules are of course entirely different for non-party members.

    So join today if you are a Nazi or Nazi-curious. The welcome mat is out and the porch light is on.

    *Purely conincidentially 35 is the minimum age limit for a U.S. President.

  6. I adore that immediately after Fat Hitler obliterated funding and stafffing for CISA, the LAPSUS$ hacking collective released thousands of ICE ERO and HSI identities to narco-terrorist networks in Central America.

    Tastiest irony of all, is that many of those CISA positions that were eliminated were forcibly reassigned to…

    .. wait for it..

    …ICE ERO and HSI.

    Fucking brilliant.

  7. I’ll let you decide who’s rational or insane (this should be easy):

    KAROLINE LEAVITT: “The Democrat Party’s main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals.”

    HAKEEM JEFFRIES: “And then you got Karoline Leavitt, who’s sick.”

  8. @3 It’s true that like all Vietnam veterans, I became acclimated to using battlefield lingo which included referring to the faceless enemy trying to kill us as “gooks.” Like the whole business of war, it was impersonal and generic. We didn’t think of it as a racist term, just as the Marines storming Guadalcanal, Tarawa, and other Pacific beaches didn’t think calling their enemy “Japs” made them racist. They didn’t think about race at all, they were too busy ducking bullets and mortar shells to think about anything but the mission and surviving.

    Like all Vietnam veterans, it took me a long time to reacclimatize to civilization. Fifty-five years on, the war is still with me in some ways. People thank me for my service now, and I appreciate that; if I occasionally revert to old war zone habits, I could use a little slack on that. My fellow veterans all could. Like the heroes who took Guadalcanal, we weren’t racists because we spoke “G.I. Joe” dialect. Unlike them, we weren’t heroes back home.

    Maybe the best way to deal with this is by asking which party is more civilized or more racist, the one I support or the one my accuser supports?

  9. 8,
    It can be challenging at the age of 19 not to dehumanize your combat enemy while sitting in a wet hole and eating k-rats while enemy (and frequently friendly) tracer rounds pass over your head.

    We can only imagine the lingering PTSD the Actual Nazi Fucktard must still be coping with after being briefly humiliated by Hawthorne high school girls who ignored him and could throw a baseball harder.

  10. 🍆
    That is not only a vegetable but also male genitalia.

    Bob should know that, he’s always talking about genitalia, so much like he’s never seen his.

  11. @10,
    That is being incredibly unfair to Bob.

    How on earth would he even know? He’s never seen one close to that size.

    But I certainly have.

  14. Guess who qualified for Trump’s clemency today? A fraudster after his own heart. Also, having an “R” after his name probably helped.

  16. @ 15

    Comparing George Santos to Hunter Biden would be more convincing.

    Both are lifelong pieces of shit.

    Once Biden pardoned his POS son the eligibility bar was lowered to a level that everyone other than a mass murderer of children could clear.

    Biden pardoned everyone blood relative in his family except the daughter he fucked when she was a pre-teen.

  17. @15 Wherein taking a shower becomes sexual intercourse.

    Doctor Dumbfuck probably takes a lot of showers, hoping they’ll turn into sexual intercourse, but somehow they never do.

  18. I think AI is complete bullshit.

    Today I heard that they are looking to build a 6,000,000 sf Data Center in DE that will require enough electricity to power 1,000,000 homes. And there are only 400,000 homes in DE presently.

    How on earth can we have enough power, especially when this fake administration is getting rid of wind and solar power. Imagine the climate change that this exasperates.

    And for what? For deep fakes? Or AI bots to influence AI trading?

    We are doomed. They know it.

  19. Hearing Rick Rizz try to channel Dave Niehaus as Suarez hits a Grand Slam, priceless. “Get our the Mustard and Rye Bread Grandma, it’s Grand Salami time”.

  20. @15 Biden probably wouldn’t have pardoned Hunter if Trump wasn’t a piece of shit. Before you criticize him for that, ask yourself this question: What kind of father would let a Nazi persecute his son?

  24. @23

    I saw shorter version on Instagram today. Lame.

    His wife better run. He’s got the Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus. He was crying. But he doesn’t think what he does, chasing others, as Lame.

  31. 30,
    They are being ordered to manufacture threats to themselves wherever they can in those peaceful, productive, affluent, progressive cities like Portland that their Fuhrer has targeted for political retribution and displays of authority.

    It’s not at all “out of control”. It’s entirely intentional, premeditated, and under the direct control of MAGApublicans in DC.

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