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HA Bible Study: Numbers 22:29

by Goldy โ€” Sunday, 6/4/17, 6:00 am

Numbers 22:29
Balaam answered the donkey, โ€œYou have made a fool of me! If only I had a sword in my hand, I would kill you right now.โ€

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  1. Allah spews:

    Sunday, 6/4/17 at 9:06 am

    Now I see where my boy Muhammad got a lot of his ideas.

    Talking donkeys! Really?

  2. @godwinha spews:

    Sunday, 6/4/17 at 10:30 am

    Shrek was unavailable for comment.

  3. Mark Adams spews:

    Sunday, 6/4/17 at 4:42 pm

    The proper name should have been Jennet instead of Donkey or Ass. Balam should have been addressing his Jennett. NOt sure you can convice the owners of Jennett’s that they are merely seeing angels of the lord when they are displaying the fine attributes of the female ass. For you PC folks I’m completely correct and mean no disrespect to anyone unless ou take it out of context. Please refer to the following website.

    https://tbnranch.com/2012/01/13/donkey-ass-burro-mule-hinny-what-they-all-mean/

  4. Politically Incorrect spews:

    Sunday, 6/4/17 at 6:13 pm

    Too bad so many people take this shit seriously. Religion is just made-up crap.

  5. Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 6/5/17 at 6:31 am

    Too bad one, and only one, of the two major political parties vehemently supports imposing religious orthodoxy through compulsory means within the public sphere.
    Too bad one, and only one, of the two major political parties vehemently supports active religious discrimination through public law.
    Too bad so many ignorant hillbilly traitors are okay with that.

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