Genesis 27:11
And Jacob said to Rebekah his mother, Behold, Esau my brother is a hairy man, and I am a smooth man.
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Genesis 27:12-13
And Rebekah said unto him, “Do not hector thy brother, for he has not learned to manscapet. Lo, wild bitches will chase after him, but you shall be pleasing in the eyes of the daughter of the money lender and with her you will raise children, even unto those of gold, man and sacks.”
TMI!
Not knowing the context, was jacob wondering if one of them was illegitimate?
Jacob was obviously Brazilian.
Or a metrosexual?
@2,
Was that the leftist loon bible?
12 My father peradventure will feel me, and I shall seem to him as a deceiver; and I shall bring a curse upon me, and not a blessing.
13 And his mother said unto him, Upon me be thy curse, my son: only obey my voice, and go fetch me them.
@7
No puns for you!
Hypertrichosis?
@2: That was a total hoot! Made my day.
Making a pun of God’s Word?
NOPE!
@11 Monty Python did a lot of punning using gods word. Often very punny. Even a few jokes about old men with dimming sight.
So bring us a Shrubbery! And sorry you don’t get to have the Holy Hand Grenade.
@7
Are you suggesting the leftist loon bible should be written and that would be the word of God? Perhaps it’s time for the HA official bible for modern times. Maybe we can name the first Book: Darwin…or the voyage of the Beagle.