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Drinking Liberally

by Goldy — Tuesday, 5/2/06, 12:40 pm

The Seattle chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight (and every Tuesday), 8PM at the Montlake Ale House, 2307 24th Avenue E. I’ll be there a little late, but should make it in time for the podcast. (Sorry Will.)

Last week I suggested that I wouldn’t be surprised to see one or more candidates for the open seat in the 43rd LD show up… and kudos to Bill Sherman for not making me a liar.

And as always, if you’re on the other side of the mountains, please join Jimmy at the Tri-Cities chapter of DL, every Tuesday from 5:30 onwards, Tuscany Lounge, 1515 George Washington Way, Richland.

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  1. Hayduke spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 12:57 pm

    Goldy..
    Are you, by chance, going to see the screening of Al Gore’s film tonight?

  2. Goldy spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 1:04 pm

    Hayduke… I suppose there’s a chance… but I’m not sure I’d be at liberty to write about it if I was.

  3. Hillary [JCH]Clinton spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 1:15 pm

    SHUT down the southern border.
    Stop paying for healthcare costs and educational costs for illegals.
    Stop the Maxican baby born here/American citizen racket NOW.
    Levy SEVERE fines and JAIL time against those who hire illegals. When there are no jobs available for illegals, they will go HOME. Demand ID to vote!!!!!
    Too SEVERE? Not compared to MEXICAN immigration practices!

  4. Hillary [JCH]Clinton spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 1:19 pm

    25 million Mexican illegals want to come and eat and drink for free. Will you libs pick up the check, or “axe” someone else to pay? hehe, JCH

  5. Hillary [JCH]Clinton spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 1:20 pm

    Another Hawaii “Positive”: NO land border with Mexico. It’s a hell of a long swim!!!

  6. Hillary [JCH]Clinton spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 1:22 pm

    Mr. X, How does a “gay” figuire out if he “gives” Tookie love or “takes” Tookie’s 9 inches up his rectum? Please explain………………..

  7. Hillary [JCH]Clinton spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 1:23 pm

    Mr. X, How does a “gay” figure out if he “gives” Tookie love or “takes” Tookie’s 9 inches up his rectum? Please explain………………..

  8. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 2:23 pm

    Roger Rabbit rarely attends DL because of the traffic problems on Goldy’s server caused by all the gibberish posted by JCH … Penn State’s most embarrassing alumnus ever!

  9. socialarsonist spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 2:24 pm

    JCH seems to have some sort of severe case of internet tourette’s syndrome.
    i wonder, does his condition affect his personal life as much as his online life? because if it does, someone should think of an intervention. it would clearly be impossible for anyone so crude and intolerant to exist in society, even east of lake washington.
    also, he seems to have quite a preoccupation with gay sex, prison sex, and hunky gangsters. do they have internet access that would permit blogging in king county corrections?
    perhaps like so many wingnuts, mr jch is nothing more than a self-hating, deeply closeted gay man, comme jim west?

  10. Hillary [JCH]Clinton spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 2:27 pm

    Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in

    the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head.

    >

    >In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to

    >start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his

    >problem.

    >

    >The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an

    >examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to

    Jesse and told him to drink it all. Jesse did and replied,

    >

    >”That tasted like bull shit!”

    >

    >The doctor replied, “It was, Jesse You were a quart low.”

  11. LeftTurn spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 2:54 pm

    Couple of CIA Bigshots were just on Hardball and admitted that Bush ordered the Iraq build up long before 9.11 and that in fact Bush took our itel assets tracking bin Laden out of the field (also before 9.11) to put them in Iraq. So much for being safer under the Pretender and Thief!

  12. Hillary [JCH]Clinton spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 3:54 pm

    For 20 years the Republicans wanted to drill in ANWAR, but noooooo!, the whiney tree hugging DUMMYCRATS stopped it every time. ANWAR is estimated to have reserves GREATER than that of Saudi Arabia which would end American dependence on foreign oil forever.
    Vote for Hillary, watch gas hit $15.00 a gallon, but the snow cockroach will be safe. LOL!!!

    Kennedy and Kerry has been working for the last 20 or so years to get gas up to $5.00 a gallon so people would have to Conserve.

  13. Hayduke spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 3:59 pm

    Okay, I give up. What does the second ‘A’ stand for in “ANWAR”?

  14. LeftTurn spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 4:06 pm

    There’s way more oil off the coast of Florida than in ANWR. Why did REPUBLICAN Jeb Bush beg brother GEORGE BUSH to keep Florida from the drill list? What happened to America’s independence from foreign oil? Will the right attack Bush for pandering to his brother’s political ambition instead of looking out for the nation’s oil interests? Hell no the fucking hypocrites don’t care about the nation one bit.

    Still waiting for Janet S to tell us when she’s ready to send her kids to fight in Iraq and when she’s ready for an oil well in her back yard. I’d suggest one in JCH’s backyard but as a resident of the sex-offender unit at McNeil Island, he doesn’t have any oil to give.

  15. sillyguy spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 4:49 pm

    Time for Roger rabbit to sing the National Anthem is Spanish we can hear on an IPOD broadcast… :-)

  16. Lee Atwater spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 5:15 pm

    Here’s a great quote from Ronald Reagan that clearly illustrates Republican concern and intelligence when it comes to things environmental: ” If you’ve seen one tree you’ve seen them all.”

    Kind of illustrates the Gipper’s big picture approach. The picture’s so big everything is a globulous blur!

    I love it!

  17. HowCanYouBePROUDtobeAnASS spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 6:25 pm

    podcast of the Seattle Chapter of the Liberal Lonely Hearts Club… yippee. {snicker}…

  18. Eddie Valiant spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 7:00 pm

    I took the bus this afternoon, and JCH was sitting on the bench, babbling incessantly. The thing that is good about witnessing him in person, aside from his handsome red stocking cap and khaki windbreaker, is that almost nothing he says is comprehensible, save for the occasional, raised voice “godddamn”.

    But, even here, when all his words can be understood, the experience is the same.

  19. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 7:01 pm

    13

    ANWR = Alaska National Wildlife Refuge

  20. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 7:02 pm

    9

    “JCH seems to have some sort of severe case of internet tourette’s syndrome. i wonder, does his condition affect his personal life as much as his online life?” Commentby socialarsonist— 5/2/06@ 2:24 pm

    Why do you think he lives on a fucking island?

  21. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 7:20 pm

    12

    “ANWAR is estimated to have reserves GREATER than that of Saudi Arabia which would end American dependence on foreign oil forever.” Commentby Hillary [JCH]Clinton— 5/2/06@ 3:54 pm

    Yeah and the moon is made of green cheese.

    ANWR Reserves: 5.7 billion (95% probability) to 16.0 billion (5% probability) barrels, with a mean value of 10.4 billion barrels. (Source: USGS)

    Saudi Reserves: 262 billion barrels. (Source: Oil and Gas Journal)

    JCH Math: 5.7 billion is more than 262 billion

    Like I said, JCH is an EMBARASSMENT to his alma mater …

  22. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 7:21 pm

    13

    “Okay, I give up. What does the second ‘A’ stand for in ‘ANWAR’?” Commentby Hayduke— 5/2/06@ 3:59 pm

    There is no second “A” in “ANWR.”

  23. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 7:22 pm

    18

    “took the bus this afternoon, and JCH was sitting on the bench, babbling incessantly”

    Was it, by any chance, something about a box of chocolates?

  24. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 7:23 pm

    15

    I would if I could, but this is the language I speak:

    F U C K Y O U

  25. Hillary [JCH]Clinton spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 7:41 pm

    “JCH seems to have some sort of severe case of internet tourette’s syndrome. i wonder, does his condition affect his personal life as much as his online life?” Commentby socialarsonist— 5/2/06@ 2:24 pm

    Why do you think he lives on a fucking island?

    Commentby Roger Rabbit— 5/2/06@ 7:02 pm {RR, I thought I lived in “Kent”?? I guess you have “updated” your dumbass meter.

  26. Hayduke spews:

    Tuesday, 5/2/06 at 11:15 pm

    22

    Yes, I know what ANWR stands for. I don’t know what JCH’s ANWAR stands for.

  27. Hillary [JCH]Clinton spews:

    Wednesday, 5/3/06 at 12:09 am

    To kill Iranian and Iraqi towel head terrorists I think Jesus would enjoy use nuclear tipped high, low, medium [“J” band homer] Tomahawks with “sat” controlled self correcting guidance. In addition, Jesus would enjoy a few hundred sub, ship, and air launched Tomahawks targeting simultanious military, industrial, and civilian Iranian targets, including nuclear processing facilities and government buildings. No doubt Jesus would freak at the new Seawolf subs, Trident subs, LA Class subs, and I’ll bet he would be amazed at the Tomahawk payloads of B-1s, B-2s, B-52s, and F-111s. Last but not least, God himself would love to see sea launched Tomahawks from Naval DD and CG platforms. CVNs [nuclear aircraft carriers] in “Gonzo Station” [The Arabian Gulf] would also be part of both the initial attacks [ALPHA STRIKES with F-18s [Super Hornets] and lots of hig priority secondary targeting. After the initial raids both Jesus and God would enjoy frequent USAF B-52 Linebacker II strikes to finish any missed targets. Let’s see……..Did I miss anything?? No, but the US Navy [F-18s] and USAF F-15 Eagles are still available for after strike recon, so Jesus could ride “backseat” in a Super Hornet or Eagle to get a great post strike view. Finally, the Iranian oil is now American oil. ALL OF IT!!! Nothing like 99 cent a gallon gas to pump into a 427/400 HP Vette!!!

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