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How to catch a Conservative in the act of lying:
Note the date/time stamps.
http://www.horsesass.org/index.php?p=1332
108, Libertarian, I never attended flight school. Hence, I never “washed out”. All a figment of GBS’s vivid “imagination”. All my training was done in Newport, RI and Coronado, Ca, as well as the old Philadelphia Ship Yard. Then, three WESTPACs of 6 monthe each , one ten month IO cruise, and a tour in Coronado at the NAB. Four years at sea, and two ashore.
Comment by Myron [JCH] Silverstein, ESQ— 2/24/06 @ 3:04 pm
@ 123
JCH: Are you saying GWB served in combat then? Just askin’
Comment by windie — 1/24/06 @ 3:59 pm [No, but, Windie, have YOU ever “buckled up” in a Mach 2 F-106? Not for pussies. I washed out of Naval Air [bad GI] and served Surface Line [1110]. Flying [and training] in military jets are not for the Bill Clintons of the world.]
Comment by JCH — 1/24/06 @ 4:37 pm
@ 125
FLY NAVY
DA WO
Comment by YO — 1/24/06 @ 3:59 pm [YO, I’m sure you are correct and I was mistaken. Thanks for the help. Anyone who flies has my respect. I was not up to the stress. Not many are. JCH, LT, USN [1110, 76-84]]
Comment by JCH — 1/24/06 @ 4:44 pm
@ 152
JCH:
I served a short stint on the “mini-twat” USS Manitowoc County LST 1180. Hated the Marines, they seemed to have nothing to do but PT and wait in line for chow. The bastards.
Comment by GBS — 1/24/06 @ 5:43 pm [True, but once ashore, they are the best. I couldn’t do what they do. Did you know Hillary said she tried to join the Marines? Roger Rabbit believes her!! He believes anyone who will ensure his “guvment” check comes every month.]
Comment by JCH — 1/24/06 @ 6:10 pm
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The last little dig there is just to back up what I was saying all along, JCH admitted that the fucking Jar Heads were better than him.
NO self respecting sailor makes a fucking statement like that.
Any comments by conservatives regarding my post @ 1?
Hmmmmm. . .how about it?
The lying scumbag.
The thing I like best about that story, is that each time it has a happy ending, where JCH is outed as a liar!
I wish I could’ve made it last night. I hope to be there next week and do the podcast again.
To all the conservatives: Stop Snitchin’!
You would think that what is good for the goose would be good for the gander, but, sadly, it isn’t:
“But for once, we thought to ourselves: “Why, Wonkette, why? Why not embrace the administration’s unique vision? Why do we always have to tear down the efforts of our elected officials? Why not rise to the spirit of the occasion, and set an example for others to follow?”
Needless to say, we started feeling really good about ourselves. And so, we decided to call the offices of Senator Pat Roberts.
The phone picks up.
“Good morning, you’ve reached the office of Senator Pat Roberts.”
“Good morning, my name is Margot, known as Missy, and I’m calling from the Washington, DC offices of Wonkette. I hate to take up too much of your time, and I don’t know if Senator Roberts or any of his aides are currently on the phone, but could you be a dear and just conference me in on one of their calls so I can listen in?”
[a long period stunned silence]
“I’m sorry. You’re with who?”
“The Washington DC office of Wonkette.”
“And you’d like us to conference you in to one of our calls?”
“That’s right.”
“And could I ask why?”
“Why sure! I just want to, you know, listen in.”
“I’m sorry. We can’t do that.”
“Really? Gosh. I’m a little surprised, considering the Senator’s voting record!”
“I’m sorry.”
“Well, that’s okay. Thanks anyway!”
“Goodbye.”
Gee whiz! We were only trying to participate in all the great new laws!
Oh well, maybe some of you might have better luck with, let’s say, Senator Hagel!”
http://www.wonkette.com/politi.....159179.php
Roger Rabbit has been quiet of late. This may explain why:
Rabbit roundup nets lots of pregnant bunnies
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/.....its08.html
Puddybud has officially changed his name to ,”Benson”. Let’s all hope he finds the love and respect he seeks with his new moniker.
Please tell me that Tom Delay is NOT the best rethug in his district. Man, it’s sad when a thug like him beats 3 other thugs with 64% of the vote.
I realize it was a party loyalist primary, but cripes!
On the positive side…if rethugs honor a crap criminal like Delay with 64%…maybe that will enlighten the rest of the electorate.
Here’s a thought. The senators and representatives from each state are elected (we hope) to represent each state’s interests at the national level. Since these ladies and gents are representing the individual states, why aren’t they paid by each individual state rather than the federal government? Why are they considered to be federal employees at all? Seems to me that they should be state employees.
DeLay has done 80% in his district since 1984 ( more unintentional Rep. irony ). 64% is a comedown. Still and all, his district is heavily weighted toward RRWQ ( Rich Republican Welfare Queens ) and are unlikely to vote for the Republican crook they don’t know over the one they do.
A little light reading for vitriol frenzied shills like Lys and Foghorn Freephorn (Puddybud).
P.S.: I do not agree with Bartlett on the “Reagan Legacy”.
The crooks and cooks on the right just voted along party lines to stop a Dem bill that would have outlawed gifts from lobbyists. Thanks. We’ll be using that vote to further illustrate that the republican party is the party of corruption.
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Well, all I can say is, if the Pukes think warrantless wiretapping was legal all along, then why are they bitching about McDermott’s involvement in what they want to make legal?
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“Please tell me that Tom Delay is NOT the best rethug in his district. Man, it’s sad when a thug like him beats 3 other thugs with 64% of the vote.”
The guy the RNC pays to hack the voting machines voted for DeLay, and that’s the only vote DeLay needs to get 64%.
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Roger Rabbit has neither been captured nor neutered, and with Easter just around the corner, Green Lake Park will be repopulated with cute fluffy bunnies in no time!
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Don’t let your imagination run away with you. Roger Rabbit has not been captured or neutered. I’m nowhere near those traps in Green Lake Park! I’m in Billings, Montana, trying to hitch a ride to Seattle with a trucker.
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Here’s a better idea, why don’t we just quit paying them?
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Why should congressmen be paid? Can you think of a reason? They’re all rich, and they’re all employees of lobbyists. Let the lobbyists pay them. Hell, they already do.
They’re sure not our employees …
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Why do you assume those idiots know how to read?
Roger, the reason I brought up who pays for senators and representatives is that I think both bodies need to be more repsonsive to their individual states versus the lobbyists of K Street.
Just daydreaming, I guess…
RR @ 8, If I am not mistaking the Texas primaries allow crossover voting. Severl blogs around the country were trying to get their democratic base to crossover and vote for DeLay. The reasoning behind this is to keep the hammer in the limelight so that more of his sundry affairs can be brought to light.
sorry, #22 was for bamajenk @8
and for all of you gamblers:
Sportsbook.com is now offering customers the chance to wager on the President’s job approval rating on May 1, 2006. Bettors can choose over or under 39 per cent drawn from the polling average at RealClearPolitics.com – a company which publishes a daily poll average of Bush’s approval rating based on the leading American public opinion polls.
Latest Odds on President George W. Bush – —————————————– What will President Bush’s job approval rating be on May 1, 2006? OVER 39% (-120) UNDER 39% (-120) Other political odds at sportsbook.com include – ———————————————— Will the U.S. Congress initiate impeachment proceedings against President Bush? YES +400 NO -600 Latest Odds on Tom DeLay – ————————– Will DeLay win re-election in 2006? YES -120 NO -120
link: http://sys-con.com/read/192411.htm
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The states would need to pay their reps a pretty penny to compete for the attention of the likes of Jack Abramoff.
@22
Speaking of the Texas primary, GWB flew to Crawford to vote in the Republican primary because an aide forgot to order an absentee ballot. I think Palm Pilots for the aides might be cost effective.
Just wondering…
Was today’s decision to close 520 an engineering decision or a political one?
Hey Goldy, how’s your effort going to have EPFB declared unsafe based on the astute engineering analysis you did last summer?
Inquiring minds want to know…
Hey Goldy I have a Mike McGavick for Pope flyer if you want it. It’s the one that is being spread around Olympia Vancouver and Seattle. Just email me at this email address I have a couple of pictures of it on cars and I scanned the flyer… its hillarious ;). and don’t ask why I have tim_eyman@hotmail.com. LOL.
Rach
MTR–
Goldy is to real engineering and science, what Brokeback Mountain is to a real cowboy.
Cyn – LMAO. Dat funny stuff.
Look at the two phobes in 29 & 30, seems like foreplay to me
Roger and Gang you will get a charge out of this!
This is too funny not to share — no offense intended…
“I Miss Bill Clinton”
It doesn’t matter what party you belong to – this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV. there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. “Yep, that’s right – I miss BillClinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.
Number 1 – He played the sax.
Number 2 – He smoked weed.
Number 3 – He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him… his wife works, and he don’t! And, he gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America’s shelves this week with “Clinton Soup,” in honor of one of the nations’ most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton.The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, “I don’t know, I never had one.” The Clinton revised judicial oath: “I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know.” Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.”
Well, all I can say is, if the Pukes think warrantless wiretapping was legal all along, then why are they bitching about McDermott’s involvement in what they want to make legal?
Commentby Roger Rabbit— 3/8/06@ 2:16 pm
Two guess and the first do not count. Sorry, to slow the chap should not breathe the same air as the rest of the human race.
klake–
Funny stuff.
You are wasting it on the HUMORLESS LEFTIST PINHEADED KLOWNS however.
a) They don’t get the joke.
b) They have been programmed not to laugh….EVER.
c) They are a bunch of assholes
A NEW STAR WILL BE PLACED IN THE HALL OF SHAME TO HONOR ALL REPUBLICAN HYPOCRITES WHO SCREAM THEY ARE PATRIOTIC FLAG WAVERS
LIST OF REPUBLICANS WHO AVOIDED THE DRAFT AND WHO FAILED TO SERVE IN THE MILITARY :)
REPUBLICANS:
GEORGE W AWOL BUSH, DID NOT GO TO VIETNAM, WAS TO BUSY FLYING MISSIONS OVER HIS CHICKEN HAWK RANCH IN TEXAS
VP DUCK CHENEY, AKA DEAD EYE CHENEY IF HE HAD SERVED PERHAPS HE WOULD HAVE LEARNED HOW TO HANDLE A WEAPON :)SO HE WOULD LEARN TO SHOOT QUAIL INSTEAD OF FRIENDS
DUCK CHENEY HAD FIVE STUDENT DEFERMENTS, ONLY FOUR WHILE STILL A FULL TIME STUDENT
DENNIS HASTERT DID NOT SERVE IN THE MILITARY
RUSH LIMBAUGH, DID NOT SERVE IN THE MILITARY :)
BILL O’LEILLY, DID NOT SERVE IN THE MILITARY :)
TOM DELAY AVOIDED MILITARY SERVICE :)
BILL FRIST AVOIDED MILITARY SERVICE :)
RICK SANTORUM DID NOT SERVE :)
TRENT LOTT AVOIDED MILITARY SERVICE :)
JOHN ASHCROFT AVOIDED MILITARY SERVICE :).
JEB BUSH AVOIDED MILITARY SERVICE :)
KARL ROVE AVOIDED MILITARY SERVICE :)
PAUL WOLFOWITZ AVOIDED MILITARY SERVICE :)
APPLAUD THEIR DISSERVICE TO AMERICA AND THEIR COUNTRY.
Well here we go again…the righties come on here and claim that they support state’s rights…when it suits them that is. Tonight, on party lines, the GOP led congress decided to overturn more than 200 state food labeling laws. So when you righties get on here claiming to support state’s rights you will have to answer us how that applies here.
For more information on the Chickenhawk Brigade, click here.
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What the hell — we don’t need to know what’s in our GMO food products anyway, right? You gotta hand it to the ‘Pukes, though — the UAE port deal mess managed to divert enough attention (hello, media?) away from this issue that they floated it in under the public’s awareness. Food labels just don’t provide the same kind of infotainment value as does some scary tale of Ay-rabs taking over our ports.
Mr. Cynical the real assholes are on your side. Look at your hole and you get the picture of who you support. Draft dodging liars who are too cowardly to serve their country in the military.
GBS TELLS US HOW YOU FIXED THEM ENGINES.I DONT THINK YOU EVER FIXED A FUCKING ENGINE IN YOUR LIFE.AFTER THEY BOOTED YOU OUT.PROBLEY HAD A SPECIAL COURT.NOW YOUR EMPLOYED AT BURGER KING.THEY PROBLEY DONT LET YOU MAKE THE BURGERS.YOUR THE FUCKIN LOSER.I GET MY FOUR CHECKS EVERY MONTH AND IF YOU THINK CALLING ME NAMES HURTS MY FEELINGS YOUR WRONG I USE TO SEND ASSHOLES LIKE TO MEESCOOKING EVERYDAY,ITS FUNNY HOW YOU NEVER ANSWER THE QUESTIONS BUT SIDE STEP THEM BUT THEN AGAIN IF THEY KICKED ME OUT OF THE NAVY I WOULD TO.ENFN LOOOOOOOOOOOSER.
Happy Sine Die!!!!
DAWO
Public service announcement:
It’s “probably”, not “probley”.
Oh, and “your” is a possessive adjective; this is different than “you’re”, which is a contraction of “you” and “are”.
Oh, and one other thing: we place a space (or, with a typewriter, two spaces) after a period. Helps with legibility. Didn’t they teach you this stuff in “ablue jacket” school, or whatever they call it?
Any questions?
Caps lock stuck again, Dumb Ass Wipe Out?
Sims attacks budget analyst
what do you guys have to say about his hitleresqe attack on the bureaucrats that work for him/us?
DA WO:
Which questions would you like me to answer? Please repost them.
Thanks,
GBS
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