The Seattle chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight (and every Tuesday), 8PM at the Montlake Ale House, 2307 24th Avenue E. I’ll be there, knocking back a couple of pints of Manny’s, and recording the latest edition of Podcasting Liberally.
Oh… and if you happen to be on the other side of the mountains, please join Jimmy at the Tri-Cities chapter of DL, every Tuesday from 5:30 onwards, Tuscany Lounge, 1515 George Washington Way, Richland.
Roger Rabbit rarely attends DL due to traffic problems caused by the crush of admiring fans, papparazzi, process servers, bail bondsmen, and Bush’s secret police.
Fuck Bush’s KGB! Un-American bastards. Constitution-hating traitors! They should all be jailed. They can be JCH’s prison bitch …
Roger Rabbit won’t be there, but not for the reason he posted above. This morning, after he finished his morning BM in Stefan’s garden, he reached for the Preparation-H to soothe his ‘rhoids. Unfortunately for the bunny, he grabbed a tube of Ben-Gay instead of the hemmorhoid cream.
He took off like, well, a jack rabbit, and we think he’s still running, somewhere in Western Montanna.
Soooo, uh, Roger Rabbit, tell us how you really feel. BTW, are you happy about the gestapo in the (un)Patriot Act?
Oh, and don’t try to horde in on my Blog Bitch, JCH. He can’t have a prison bitch unless tell him that he can. He can’t be anyone elses Blog Bitch unless I tell him he can. However, anyone else who wants to abuse JCH as their personal Blog Bitch has my blessing.
Did I mention I busted JCH lying about his military service?
Yeah, I did bust JCH lying. Here it is: AGAIN.
I love doing this shit to liars.
How to catch a Conservative in the act of lying:
Note the date/time stamps.
http://www.horsesass.org/index.php?p=1332
108, Libertarian, I never attended flight school. Hence, I never “washed out”. All a figment of GBS’s vivid “imagination”. All my training was done in Newport, RI and Coronado, Ca, as well as the old Philadelphia Ship Yard. Then, three WESTPACs of 6 monthe each , one ten month IO cruise, and a tour in Coronado at the NAB. Four years at sea, and two ashore.
Comment by Myron [JCH] Silverstein, ESQ— 2/24/06 @ 3:04 pm
@ 123
JCH: Are you saying GWB served in combat then? Just askin’
Comment by windie — 1/24/06 @ 3:59 pm [No, but, Windie, have YOU ever “buckled up” in a Mach 2 F-106? Not for pussies. I washed out of Naval Air [bad GI] and served Surface Line [1110]. Flying [and training] in military jets are not for the Bill Clintons of the world.]
Comment by JCH — 1/24/06 @ 4:37 pm
@ 125
FLY NAVY
DA WO
Comment by YO — 1/24/06 @ 3:59 pm [YO, I’m sure you are correct and I was mistaken. Thanks for the help. Anyone who flies has my respect. I was not up to the stress. Not many are. JCH, LT, USN [1110, 76-84]]
Comment by JCH — 1/24/06 @ 4:44 pm
Yeah, that’s JCH telling our friend Windie that going Mach 2 is not for pussies.
Apparently, the US Navy agreed with JCH and thought him too much of a PUSSY to go Mach 2.
That’s why he WASHED-OUT, although he tried to convince Libertarian is was all my vivid imagination.
Hey, Mr. Cynical, can you believe it? There’s a BIGGER Chickenhawk on this blog than you!!!!
WOW! I bet you’d never see the day, did you? Me either. Congratulations, you’re no longer the biggest PUSSY on the blog.
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“Roger Rabbit won’t be there, but not for the reason he posted above. This morning, after he finished his morning BM in Stefan’s garden, he reached for the Preparation-H to soothe his ‘rhoids. Unfortunately for the bunny, he grabbed a tube of Ben-Gay instead of the hemmorhoid cream. He took off like, well, a jack rabbit, and we think he’s still running, somewhere in Western Montanna. Commentby Yossarian— 3/7/06@ 3:00 pm”
How the hell did YOU find out about this??? Are you one of Bush’s KGB agents??? I thought only Stefan and Rove knew about it.
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“Soooo, uh, Roger Rabbit, tell us how you really feel.”
See #3 above.
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“However, anyone else who wants to abuse JCH as their personal Blog Bitch has my blessing.”
I didn’t feel I needed your permission to abuse JCH, but I appreciate doing it with your blessing!
“Did I mention I busted JCH lying about his military service?”
Yes, but please tell me again! :D :D :D
Some stories you never get tired of hearing … :D
If you see this dude http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/.....stapo2.jpg at DL — he works for Bush.
Can anyone tell me who offers the cheapest on-line airfares? I need to fly from Billings to Seattle within the next day or so.
I suppose I could get home the same way I got here, but my legs are tired and my feet are sore.
Roger, I’m glad you’ve got a good sense of humor!
Drink heavily!
Roger Rabbit @ 9:
“Did I mention I busted JCH lying about his military service?”
Yes, but please tell me again! Some stories you never get tired of hearing ”
OK, Roger Rabbit, I’ll retell the story, just for you.
How to catch a Conservative in the act of lying:
Note the date/time stamps.
http://www.horsesass.org/index.php?p=1332
108, Libertarian, I never attended flight school. Hence, I never “washed out”. All a figment of GBS’s vivid “imagination”. All my training was done in Newport, RI and Coronado, Ca, as well as the old Philadelphia Ship Yard. Then, three WESTPACs of 6 monthe each , one ten month IO cruise, and a tour in Coronado at the NAB. Four years at sea, and two ashore.
Comment by Myron [JCH] Silverstein, ESQ— 2/24/06 @ 3:04 pm
@ 123
JCH: Are you saying GWB served in combat then? Just askin’
Comment by windie — 1/24/06 @ 3:59 pm [No, but, Windie, have YOU ever “buckled up” in a Mach 2 F-106? Not for pussies. I washed out of Naval Air [bad GI] and served Surface Line [1110]. Flying [and training] in military jets are not for the Bill Clintons of the world.]
Comment by JCH — 1/24/06 @ 4:37 pm
@ 125
FLY NAVY
DA WO
Comment by YO — 1/24/06 @ 3:59 pm [YO, I’m sure you are correct and I was mistaken. Thanks for the help. Anyone who flies has my respect. I was not up to the stress. Not many are. JCH, LT, USN [1110, 76-84]]
Comment by JCH — 1/24/06 @ 4:44 pm
Here’s the abbreviated version of Catching a Conservative “RED” handed.
I never attended flight school. Hence, I never “washed out”. All a figment of GBS’s vivid “imagination”.
I washed out of Naval Air [bad GI] and served Surface Line
Now I know how it feels to be any number of federal prosecutors!!
“Can anyone tell me who offers the cheapest on-line airfares? I need to fly from Billings to Seattle within the next day or so.
Commentby Roger Rabbit— 3/7/06@ 3:46 pm”
Try Rectum Airlines Rog you big A$$hole!
Mr. Cynical:
What do you think of your liar pal, JCH?
Roger Rabbit rarely attends DL due to traffic problems caused by the crush of admiring fans, papparazzi, process servers, bail bondsmen, and Bush’s secret police.
Commentby Roger Rabbit— 3/7/06@ 2:52 pm
Roger didn’t you see those black helicopters flying around Green Lake today.
Hey, Mr. Cynical, can you believe it? There’s a BIGGER Chickenhawk on this blog than you!!!!
WOW! I bet you’d never see the day, did you? Me either. Congratulations, you’re no longer the biggest PUSSY on the blog.
Commentby GBS— 3/7/06@ 3:10 pm
GBS what are you a girlie boy?
Hey – Does anyone know where I can find a copy of the skit Bush performed of the search for WMD’s? It seems that the video of it has totally disappeared from the internet…. TIA
GBS what are you a girlie boy?
Commentby klake— 3/7/06@ 5:19 pm
Klake, explore your sexual curiosity with someone else. Thank you very much.
Not that there’s anything wrong with it, it’s just not for me.
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“… big A$$hole! Commentby Mr. Cynical— 3/7/06@ 4:55 pm”
It’s probably the same size as before, but it feels six feet across.
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“Roger didn’t you see those black helicopters flying around Green Lake today. Commentby klake— 3/7/06@ 5:18 pm”
They haven’t been back since I shot one down last week. I think that scared them off.
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“GBS what are you a girlie boy?”
Only one trollfuck on this blog is stupid enough to ask a question like this. Hmmm … who could it be?
“Commentby klake— 3/7/06@ 5:19 pm”
Yep, I thought so!
gbs dont forget to read your blue jacket manual.now here is your lesson for today.when you talk about someone washing out of a program there are lots of things that could of happened.one is a person was selected for pilot and never got in to yhe cockpit because nami says you can not pass the eye exam.you may be color blind.or when you get to pensacola you are unable to pass the physical.so therefore you get what they give you surface supply amdo.so you never get to see a plane that happens all the time.so dont be so snug.and while on the subject why dont you tell us how much time you spent in the navy and why you got.im waiting but ill be no answer from you real soon.
“… big A$$hole! Commentby Mr. Cynical— 3/7/06@ 4:55 pm”
It’s probably the same size as before, but it feels six feet across.
Commentby Roger Rabbit— 3/7/06@ 5:49 pm
That’s what happens when you hang with homo’s Rog. From now on when you drop a carrot, DO NOT BEND OVER & PICK IT UP!!! Instead kick it all the way back to your hole.
GBS, I always love the story where you explain how you outed JCH as a liar.
I could hear that story every day!
DAWO @26
Oh, God. Please, can’t you just figure out why JCH sucks and be done with it? It ain’t hard to figure…
@ 29 It is pretty clear that DA WA and JCH are differrent people in the same body.
Or perhaps the same person in differrent bodies.
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“gbs dont forget to read your blue jacket manual.now …”
The rantings of an illiterate.
Dumb Ass Wash Out @26
Another reason is they wash you out if you can’t spel.
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You oughta know.
DR E YOUR CLASS IN FRESH AIR IS WAITING FOR YOU,
ID LIKE GBS TO JUST ANSWER THOSE TWO QUESTIONS THAT SHOULD NOT BE THAT HARD.
DON WHY DONT YOU TELL US ABOUT YOUR COMBAT DUTY.YOU KNOW THAT BIG FIGHT IN THE BAR IN CANADA.CHICKEN SHIT.
HEY ROGER DELAY GOT HIS ASS KICKED.YOU SURE CAN PICK THEM.WHY DONT YOU TELL US ABOUT NOVEMBER AND HOW THE BIG BAD DEMOCRATIC IS GOING TO KICK HIS ASS.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAAHAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAH HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH AHAHAAHAHAHA.LOOOOOOOOOOOOSER.
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You can finish your thought now.
DR E YOU WOULD NOT KNOW WHAT ABLUE JACKET MANUAL IS IF IT HIT YOU IN THE FUCKING HEAD.GO LOOK IT UP ON THE NET.
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You’re assuming I care.
DR E IF YOU DONT CARE THAN GO TAKE A SHIT.
Blue Jacket Manual is a great song by Mike Watt.
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Give Texas back to Mexico!!! Dumb shits … Texans are almost as dumb as Dumb Ass Wash Out!!! :(
D u m b
A s s
W a s h
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Rog–
This is way too important of a news article to merely post a link:
Band of bunnies comes indoors
By Stuart Eskenazi
Seattle Times staff reporter
Rabbits captured from the Woodland and Green Lake parks are living temporarily in a nondescript building within Magnuson Park. The rabbits are headed to a Redmond sanctuary.
The bunnies captured so far in the rabbit roundup at Woodland and Green Lake parks are settling into their temporary digs.
Unsuspecting rabbits began taking the bait on Feb. 27, the first night of an ongoing project to rid the parks of bunnies and stop the damage that their burrowing causes. The rabbits are not meant to live in the wild but have been popular attractions with park visitors.
As of Tuesday afternoon, four dozen rabbits had been trapped and transported across Seattle in pet carriers to a nondescript building within Magnuson Park at Sand Point. The frisky females on Tuesday were bounding about on a straw-covered floor within the confines of a 4-foot-high metal pen. The males, which are more aggressive, were either living in individual cages or chasing one another within a small enclosure.
All will be sterilized, with 15 females already spayed. From Magnuson, the rabbits will move to a sanctuary in rural Redmond, where they will live out their lives if they don’t get adopted as pets.
Seattle Parks and Recreation officials estimate that 150 to 250 rabbits currently live within several sections of Woodland and Green Lake parks. The trapping is concentrated at the north end of a picnic-shelter loop at Woodland Park and a small triangle-shaped meadow on the west side of Green Lake, and is occurring each weeknight just after dusk.
Three volunteers set the homemade box trap, which is propped up on one side by a pipe tied to a string. The volunteers bait the trap with cabbage and carrots, back up about 30 feet and wait for the rabbits.
Sometimes they come, sometimes they don’t. Last Friday, the rabbits got spooked by a group of people walking through and then by a dog running off-leash.
More volunteers are needed and donations are being sought. Information: http://www.woodlandparkrabbits.org
“On nice days, we’re only getting a couple rabbits because people are out there feeding them all day long and we need them to be hungry in order for them to take the bait,” said Sandi Ackerman, founder of Rabbit Meadows Sanctuary, who is helping the parks department with the roundup. “We’re hoping for rainy days.”
Ackerman said three of the rabbits captured appear to be pets recently dumped at the park. Volunteers also have trapped a couple of baby bunnies — a sign the population is multiplying, making the roundup a race against time.
Ackerman estimated it would take two or three months to capture all of the rabbits, “but if people keep feeding them, it’s going to stretch it out longer. We need to trap as fast as possible because those moms who gave birth undoubtedly are pregnant again already. Within a few hours after giving birth, they will mate again.”
Ackerman said more volunteers are needed so that rabbits can be trapped at multiple locations each night. Additional volunteers also are needed to clean the temporary rabbit quarters at Magnuson and to feed the captured bunnies.
Barb DeCaro, resource conservation coordinator for the parks department, is asking park visitors to respect the trapping process and stay back while it is taking place.
DeCaro said that after the roundup is over, the parks department will continue to monitor the rabbit population in the parks to make sure it does not explode again. The cost to capture and sterilize a rabbit is about $100 each. The parks department has fronted.
This is funny shit Rog. Are you really chasing the “other Males”??? Homo-like behavior by our resident Rabbit!
“DR E IF YOU DONT CARE THAN [sic] GO TAKE A SHIT.”
I think you meant to say “then”, right?
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When I did ever post that I “chase the other males?” On the other hand, I have frequently described my M.O., which is — line ’em up and bang ’em 10 at a time!!! “Process” 600 female per hour!!!
As for sterilizing bunnies, they have to catch me before they can tutor me!!!
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As for the bunny roundup, no problem, Easter is just around the corner and two weeks after that people will start dumping their Easter Bunnies in the park, and I’ll make some new female bunny acquaintances and Green Lake Park will be repopulated with cute fluffy little cottontails in no time!
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DA WO @ 26:
Are you a stupid “wing-nut” or what?!?!?
I’m not the one who made up the shit about JCH washing out of flight school. He’s the one who admitted it, then later LIED it and tried to convince everybody that was ME making it up.
You fucking cock sucker. I know what a BJM is and I also know that in boot camp when you make your rack the sheet should fold back one BJM form the end of the mattress and the fold should only be one BJM wide. Or, when you open the barrack’s window they all must be open and they all must be opened one BJM.
So learn read and comprehend what you are fucking reading you idiot. You know, I used to think you were some sort of stupid Bosun’s Mate, but the more I think about it the more you must’ve been some lame ass Aviation Machinist Mate.
Is that it? DA WO.
Is that why you’re such a stupid “wing-nut?”
Jack ASS
I used to think that Naval Aviators had real balls because they’d land their jets on a pitching, rolling flight deck, day or night, good weather or bad.
But after reading DA WO’s posts, I think pilots have big balls because they fly aircraft maintained by dumb fucking idiots like DA WO.
See ya, brown-noser.
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Are you saying the aircraft are maintained by guys who couldn’t cut it in flight school? That’s not very comforting if you’re a pilot …
@ 52
No that’s not what I’m saying because it’s obvious DA WO is way too stupid to even be considered for flight school
He just comes across as a stupid Aviation Machinist Mate. Those are the guys who work on prop aircraft for the navy. Based on his rants, I wouldn’t want him working on my airplane.
There’s not place to pull over when the blinking red light comes on. So you really don’t want dumb fuck trolls working on your airplane.
That’s all I’m saying.