The good news is, our weekly podcasts from Drinking Liberally continue to improve. The bad news is, much of the improvement came this week… without me. Anyway, download the latest installment here.
Will did a great job subbing for me as host, and I’m cool with that. In fact, to show my appreciation, I’m taking him out for a little quail hunting.
UPDATE:
I just finished listening to the whole thing, I have to say it was thoroughly enjoyable. And I almost forgot… special thanks once again to Richard and Gavin for producing the show; I also highly recommend their own podcast, The Confab Show.
I love Seattle. It’s always good for a laugh and to serve as a bad example for the rest of us. Moonbat legislators want to make monorail car tab tax permanent to pay for other boondoggles.
Yes, you CAN tax yourself into prosperity. Go ahead. Try.
LMAO..
Is this podcast created before or after they all get drunk?
Moonbats – Didja see the cover of Time Mag where they aks why Cheney “stubbornly clings to what he believes”. Geez, can ya imagine having a VP who has core beliefs and leads rather than just reacting to polls? That’s totally foreign to you isn’t it?
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Roads, busses, bridges, 100 year needed infrastructures —– sure, just toss these things off as boondoggles.
Just what is you education? I like my car, I like good roads, and do take the bus once in a while. Surprise, $$$$$ needed to build and maintain.
Mark you desererve the gridlock in you life, and the ruts, and the bridge collapse with your primitive view.
uh huh… tax yourself into prosperity. Doesn’t bother me if seattle kooks wanna try. have at it…
What Seattle needs is a few million Mexican illegals to education, feed, and provide lots of medical services. Lots of crime, jails, and emergency rooms to pay for. The good news: they will all vote Democrat!
Wouldn’t it be great if California sent WASH all their illegals? 10 million new Democrats in Seattle! Think about all the new friends you would make in your hospitals and emergency rooms!
7, cont..Bob from Boeing and RR would be happy tp pay 100% of their income for “required” state services!!!
And the illegals would bring lots of cool new “cultural diversities” like polio, crime, and drugs!
Geez, can ya imagine having a VP who has core beliefs and leads rather than just reacting to polls? That’s totally foreign to you isn’t it?
Because we need more leaders who, after having driven us all off a cliff, stubbornly refuse to even acknowledge the existance of the cliff.
THE BAD NEWS IS … ANOTHER BUSH BUDGET SURPRISE: YOUR TV WON’T WORK ANYMORE
“Tucked away in the ‘Deficit Reduction Act of 2005’ Bush signed this month is a provision requiring television broadcasters to switch their signals from analog to digital by Feb. 19, 2009. The intent is to free up valuable bandwidth that the federal government can sell, presumably to help whittle down the budget deficit. But it will also require much of the country to spend billions in order to watch television: Forbes estimates that the digital switchover will help the electronics business move $75 billion worth of product in the next three years.”
http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/bus.....2309990001
Don’t be surprised if Bush sells off the Lincoln Memorial to pay for his next round of tax cuts for the super-rich.
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“Yes, you CAN tax yourself into prosperity. Go ahead. Try.”
We did and it worked fine until you wingnut idiots showed up and sold off big chunks of America to China.
Hey MTR if you’re as prosperous as you claim, how come you can’t afford your child support? Income above 7k a month is exempt from child support, so you must be a five-digit guy.
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“can ya imagine having a VP who has core beliefs”
He reminds me of the clerics who burned people at the stake for saying the Earth is round.
Hey MTR, the problem with Cheney (and the rest of you dingbat wingnuts) stubbornly sticking to your core beliefs is that YOU’RE FUCKING WRONG!!!!!
MTR — explain to me again how deficits, importing Arab oil, and selling our debt to China makes the average American more prosperous?
Roger Rabbit @ 14:
Is your assertion accurate on the 7k a month claim being exempt?
If that’s true, how did MTR manage to pay $500,000 in child support? As he has claimed.
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“uh huh… tax yourself into prosperity. Doesn’t bother me if seattle kooks wanna try. have at it… Comment by Mark The Redneck— 2/22/06 @ 9:05 am”
Doesn’t Seattle have one of the world’s highest concentration of millionaires? I’m pretty sure MTR isn’t one of them, though — just a frustrated wannabe. He’s probably a non-union delivery truck driver.
Betcha MTR washed out of the UPS driving school. That’s why he can’t make a union wage, and bitches about his child support.
“Bush Was Right”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WMD: The quote above is that of a former UNSCOM member after translating and reviewing 12 hours of taped conversations between Saddam Hussein and his aides. So what’s on the covers of Time and Newsweek?
Funny thing about dictators and tyrants: Very often they are meticulous record keepers. The fall of the Third Reich, the Soviet Union and Saddam Hussein’s Iraq all produced treasure troves of information. In Iraq’s case, there were so many documents and records that even now only a small fraction have been translated and analyzed.
Among them are 12 hours of conversations from the early 1990s through 2000 between Hussein and his top advisers. They reveal, among other things, how Iraq was working on an advanced method of enriching uranium, how Iraq was conspiring to deceive U.N. inspectors regarding weapons of mass destruction and how these weapons might be used against the U.S. [NO, DUMB FUCK RR, YOU’RE FUCKING WRONG!!!!!!!!!!]
Roger – You know the story. I’m free now. Meth solved all my problems.
John Shaw, former deputy undersecretary of defense for international technology security, told the conference that former Russian intelligence boss Yevgeny Primakov went to Iraq in December 2002 to supervise WMD transfers into Syria.
According to Georges Sada, Saddam’s No. 2 Air Force officer, two Iraqi Airways Boeing jets were converted to cargo planes and moved the WMD to Syria in a total of 56 flights six weeks before the war. The flights were disguised as part of a relief effort after a Syrian dam collapsed in 2002.
So what is on the media’s mind? Not Saddam’s secrets, but those of Vice President Dick Cheney — as evidenced by his failure to notify the Washington press corps immediately after his hunting accident. That subject graced the covers of both Time and Newsweek and preoccupied the weekend talk shows. [Democrats: Traitors and parasites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
BUSH was right!!!!!!!! Democrats are traitors and need to be shot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MTR
When referring to Cheney’s “stubbornness,” arrogance is what is meant. That attribute is one which you share with the good VP. Your posts suggest that you are afflicted with certainty. Certainty is a mark of small minds and of people who fear the world around them. These people demand answers even when no answers are available. The degree of your arrogance betrays you as an absolute idiot.
Uh huh… I disagree with you and your ilk. Therefore I am dumass. By definition. That’s small on YOUR part. That’s arrogant on YOUR part.
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“If that’s true, how did MTR manage to pay $500,000 in child support? As he has claimed.”
The possibilities are
[ ] 1. MTR is lying,
[ ] 2. MTR has a lot of kids, or
[ ] 3. MTR pissed off the judge
… take your pick.
If you check out RCW 26.19.020 at http://apps.leg.wa.gov/RCW/def.....=26.19.020, you’ll see the child support schedule is “advisory” above $5000 a month and only goes up to $7000 a month.
The statute says, “When combined monthly net income exceeds seven thousand dollars, the court may set support at an advisory amount of support set for combined monthly net incomes between five thousand and seven thousand dollars or the court may exceed the advisory amount of support set for combined monthly net incomes of seven thousand dollars upon written findings of fact.”
If income exceeds 7k, the judge COULD set it higher. This is really aimed at children with special needs, such as a child with cerebral palsy, but the law is broadly worded enough that a judge could use his discretion to stick it to a high-income parent who, for example, threatens to kill the judge and blow up the courthouse.
If MTR has 5 or more children, the “advisory” range of support is $483 to $583 a month for each child. My Bunny Calculator tells me that if MTR and his ex had quintuplets and split when the kids were 2 years old, he COULD owe more than $500,000 of support:
5 children x $583 x 12 months x 16 years = $559,680
My Bunny Calculator tells me
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“the law is broadly worded enough that a judge could use his discretion to stick it to a high-income parent who, for example, threatens to kill the judge and blow up the courthouse.”
That is, if the judge were clever enough to disguise his real motive in carefully chosen written findings of fact. A judge who was caught using high child support payments to punish a parent for bad behavior who have his order reversed by a higher court for “abuse of discretion.” The proper legal remedy for a parent who threatens to kill the judge and blow up the courthouse is to hold hold him in contempt and throw his ass in jail. But then he won’t be able to work, or pay his child support, and it costs money to keep people in jail, so judges usually don’t do anything about this kind of behavior.
MTR is probably lying.
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No one pays 100% of their income for state services, least of all the wealthy. Those paying the highest percentage of their income for state services are those in the bottom 20% income bracket.
Under Washington’s current tax system, as income goes higher, the percentage of total income paid in state and local taxes goes down.
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“Roger – You know the story. I’m free now. Meth solved all my problems. Comment by Mark The Redneck— 2/22/06 @ 10:49 am”
Hmmm … this can be interpreted a couple of ways … either you’re higher than a kite, or you make your alleged income by manufacturing meth.
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The more I think about it … remember MTR posted he has “skills” that his “employer” finds very valuable? Yes, I can see how someone who knows how to cook meth could make a lot of money … until he gets caught ….
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I can also see how someone who makes a very good living from cooking meth in illegal meth labs would oppose environmental laws that impose cleanup costs on those who created the mess ….
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It’s all starting to make sense now ….
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The fact you disagree with the prevailing view that the earth is round doesn’t make it flat.
EVERGREEN “FREEDOM” FOUNDATION TO FILE VOTER RE-REGISTRATION INITIATIVE
“OLYMPIA, Wash. – Washington voters would have to prove they are U.S. citizens and re-register to vote under an initiative that supporters say they will file this week.” http://www.king5.com/localnews.....1441e.html
We’ll see how many people will vote to inconvenience themselves. Bet this turkey doesn’t even make it onto the ballot.
37, Boy, that would cost the Democrats a few hundred thousand votes!
Roger Rabbit:
Thank you for your in-depth knowledge of the legal facts. Now that we are able to mull over the facts, it’s clear to see that MTR is intentionally misleading everyone on the blog regarding his claim of paying $500,000 in child support.
MTR said he had only ONE child; a daughter.
According to your bunny calculator it is mathematically impossible to reach the $500,000 plateau even if he paid for 18 years. Which we know by MTR’s own admission was not the case due to the young age his daughter was when his ex wife killed herself.
In summary we find that the defendant, MTR, is guilty of lying.
Why is it that doesn’t surprise me? Because he’s a conservative! They can’t help but to lie.
What did we learn today?
Divorce = not funny
Single parent = not funny
Paying child support = not funny
Getting caught lying about paying $500,000 in child support = HILARIOUS
Priceless, MTR, thanks for letting us laugh at your expense. RAKEFACE!!!
Hey, maybe you and JCH can get together in “Hawaii” (Kent) and wallow in your sorrows. You know, you paying a half million in child support and JCH can tell you about his days being in the Blue Angels.
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Ahhhhhh, man, I gotta go wipe the tears from my eyes I’m laughing so hard at these lying liar, losers.
Morons.
Christina Hoff Sommers is a righteous lady! We’re lucky to have her a the American Enterprise Institute combating feminist political correctness.
Goldy-
Thanks for the props on the podcast. We’ll go quail hunting when you go back. I’ll bring the beers!
MTR’s new lover, JCH wrote:
“Funny thing about dictators and tyrants: Very often they are meticulous record keepers.”
Besides record keeping they’re notorious liars, too, like Bush, conservatives in general and specifically, MTR.
Now that Bush was caught selling American port operations to the enemy, without his knowledge (thanks for keeping us safe W, NOT)the RNC Fox News noise machine just tell the lie that there were WMD’s in Iraq.
Piss ants like JCH just can’t wait to jizz all over that talking point and parrot it about to deflect attention away from the sale 6 major US port operations to a Muslim country!
Those ports under Arab control better hope that some longshoremen doesn’t post one of those cartoons of Mohammed in the shitter. Otherwise, their faith dictates that they must retaliate.
Hmmmmm. . . I wonder which member of the Bin Laden family would be interested in gaining information regarding US port operations??
Gee, with that knowledge you could exploit a weakness in port security that nobody else had though of yet.
The Bush family is loyal to the to the Bin Laden family. No doubt about it. JCH is loyal to Bush. JCH and Bush are loyal to Arabs terrorists.
Traitor.
MILITARY VOTES FOR GOP — YEAH RIGHT
Of 50 Iraq War veterans running for Congress this year, 49 are running as Democrats, and 1 is running as a Republican. http://www.csmonitor.com/2006/.....ml?ref=aol
Wouldn’t it be great if JCH just up and killed itself?
I keed, I keed….
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“37, Boy, that would cost the Democrats a few hundred thousand votes!
Comment by REV Jesse [JCH] Jackson— 2/22/06 @ 12:15 pm”
We’ll be fine if the military votes are counted. See post #43.
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“According to your bunny calculator it is mathematically impossible to reach the $500,000 plateau even if he paid for 18 years. Which we know by MTR’s own admission was not the case due to the young age his daughter was when his ex wife killed herself.”
I didn’t know MTR said his ex killed herself. I musta missed that post. I understand why someone married to MTR would kill herself, although I think it’s more likely that he stoned her to death for not wearing her burkha to the grocery store.
Anyway, my question is, if his daughter’s mother is dead — why is MTR paying child support? If he’s the child’s only living parent, the court would give him custody — unless he’s in prison or there were child abuse complaints against him.
Hmmmmmm …
Maybe he stoned the kid for not wearing HER burkha to day care.
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“Wouldn’t it be great if JCH just up and killed itself?”
If it did, that would also wipe out Mr. Cynical, Janet S, prr, MTR, righton, Sven, and all the rest of Kevin Carnes’ identities.
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JCH flies a blue angel every time he takes one of MTR’s meth pills.
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If JCH holds his breath for 10 minutes, he’ll turn into a blue angel.
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JCH should hold his breath for at least 15 minutes, to make sure he does.
JCH — it’s not as hard as it sounds … all you need is an old necktie, a basement pipe, and a chair.
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“If it did, that would also wipe out Mr. Cynical, Janet S, prr, MTR, righton, Sven, and all the rest of Kevin Carnes’ identities.”
You say that like it’s a bad thing!
RR @ 46:
I’d have to research the archives, but essentially MTR and his wife divorced and she got custody. Before his daughter reached the age of adulthood his ex wife O.D. on drugs, I believe it was meth although unimportant to the underlying lie of paying $500,000 in child support, or as MTR said: vagimony. After his ex’s death he was awarded custody of his daughter.
Bottom line is we’re talking about a marriage, a pregnancy, a birth, MTR being a jerk-off husband and father, a divorce, a death and a father retaining custody of their child.
I can’t say with 100% certainty how long MTR paid child support, but is sure as hell wasn’t 18 years. Maximum time frame I’m guessing is 10-12 years, MAX.
Bunny calculator says that between $3,500 – $4,160 a month in child support. For one child.
Smells like bullshit, must be bullshit.
Gee, the improvment in the Podcast this week came without Goldy. It has never occurred to Goldy that maybe the improvment came in spite of him. I’ve attended a few Drinking Liberally meetings, and believe me, when he’s there, it’s all about Goldy.
Hmmm … here’s an interesting quote that puts MTR’s social philosophy (and mental illness) in perspective:
“What kind of people struggle to be billionaires?
“Some scientists struggle to develop new knowledge; some engineers struggle to develop new products; and some medical doctors struggle to do an excellent job at their practice. These people benefit the world. Some of them become rich as a side effect.
“But there are also people who struggle for money and fame with no apparent concern for how they achieve the money or fame. They do not seem to care if the money comes from abusing people, abusing laws, or deceiving customers. They do not seem to care if their money comes from bribery, murder, marrying wealthy people, or making friends with people simply to take advantage of them. These people are a nuisance because the world does not benefit from their actions.
“To rephrase that, some people become rich as a side effect of the wonderful work they do for the world, while some other people become rich because money was their primary goal, and if the world benefits from them, it is an inadvertent side effect of their attempt to become rich.
“I would say that people who struggle for money with no concern for how they get it are suffering from an emotional disorder; ie, a defective brain. I suspect that they wonder why they are so miserable, and they come to the silly conclusion that if they could become rich and famous then we will love them, and they will become happy, and they will have friends. Hollywood and politics seems to attract large numbers of these people.
“There are millions of unhappy people struggling to become rich. These people are searching for what we might describe as the mythical ‘Fountain Of Happiness’. But no matter how much money they get, they are still the same miserable person they were when they were poor, so they struggle to get even more money on the assumption that they do not have enough. But because they are not concerned with where they get the money, they often create trouble for the rest of society. Ideally, if we are going to allow people to become rich, we should try to ensure that people can become rich only as a side effect of the beneficial work they do.”
http://members.aol.com/erichuf/Linux3.html
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Without Kevin Carnes, who will we kick around?
58, Karl Marx would be proud!
One post by JCH, 8 responses from GBS and RR. Classic!!
Why would we want Just another Chicken Hawk dead? He is such a great example of everything that is wrong with the Republican party.
But, since it happens all the time, I wouldn’t mind if he got peppered a few times. But I think that would mean that he would have to leave his room, and his Mom might not like that.
**SNIFF** **SNIFF**
Smell that?
That’s the stench of a WASHOUT.
Hey, JCH, you POS apologist for Bush.
@ 62
JCH’s mom would have to unchain him from the basement toilet in order for him to leave.
Do you know who JCH is handcuffed to? MTR and Mr. Cynical.
The three of them make a heck of a daisy chain.
Losers.
JCH:
When are you going to tell us about your attempt to become a Navy pilot?
What was the first day of flight school like? You did get past DAY 1 in the evolution didn’t you? You know, before you were kicked out.
Describe to us the first day you arrived in Pensacola, FL and saw the fighter planes that were on display.
Did you imagine yourself in one of those fighters?
Did you imagine being in a dogfight with MiG?
Did you dream that you were victorious in your dogfight?
Did you see yourself doing death rolls as you flew by the carrier?
Did you think the President was going to pin the Navy Flying Cross on your chest?
Did you believe that hot babes were going to be clutching at your arms while you were out on the town?
Did you visualize your mom & dad, beaming with pride as they watched their son graduate from flight school?
Did you hope to be Blue Angel #1?
Yeah, you did.
Tell us, Clarice, tell us how all your hopes and dreams were dashed when you WASHED-OUT of ground school.
Did you go to an off-base uniform shop in Pensacola and buy a pair of gold aviator wings?
Did you put it on your uniform and dream of graduation day.
Yeah, you did.
Tell us, Clarice, did you keep your gold wings? Hmmmmm, did you? Do you still have them in your closet?
Yeah, you do.
WASHOUT.
65, GBS, Yawn. Did you know Goldy was a SEAL, too?
[GBS] “Do you know who JCH is handcuffed to? MTR and Mr. Cynical.” [GBS, Ending sentences with prepositions shows a lack of a high school education. RR has the same problem. When you attempt to insult, use proper English. Only junior high school sissy boys would make these mistakes.]
MTR: Have you read Dick Meister’s article: “Ronald Reagan’s War on Labor”?
It goes into detail about the labor laws that big business has flouted for over 25 years. Our wages have been artificially and illegally suppressed, therefore big business owes recompense to labor for their stolen profits. Money stolen from me , you, and your dead grandmother.
68, Headless Lucy: Karl Marx couldn’t have said it better!! Democrats: Communist parasites
Bill O’Reilly Nov. 30th, 2005
Bill O’Rielly Feb 20th, 2006 (3 months later)
Typical NeoCon wingnut. Flip Flop.
JCH @ 67:
You’re demonstrating your lack of knowledge and your piss poor Penn State education. Ending a sentence with a preposition is clearly acceptable in English.
Sissy boy, this is not Latin we’re speaking here. Although, I can see where you developed your fear and FAILURE complex by being beaten on the knuckles by Mother Superior, leading you to the false impression that there is an English rule that states you cannot end a sentence with a preposition.
Tell us, Clarice, did you wet yourself frequently when Mother Superior disciplined you?
Moron.
The American Heritage® Book of English Usage.
A Practical and Authoritative Guide to Contemporary English. 1996.
preposition ending a sentence. It was John Dryden, the 17th-century poet and dramatist, who first promulgated the doctrine that a preposition may not be used at the end a sentence. Grammarians in the 18th century refined the doctrine, and the rule has since become one of the most venerated maxims of schoolroom grammar. But sentences ending with prepositions can be found in the works of most of the great writers since the Renaissance. In fact, English syntax not only allows but sometimes even requires final placement of the preposition, as in We have much to be thankful for or That depends on what you believe in.
http://www.bartleby.com/64/C001/050.html
So, WASHOUT now I’ve reinforced why you fail. Your lack of attention to detail. No fighter pilot in the world survives a dogfight by not paying attention to the conditions in his environment. The blip on your radar screen that is directly in your six; that’s bad fucking news. Moron.
The Navy recognized that you lack the skills required to pay attention for long periods of time and/or the ability to identify, process and prioritize multiple details at once.
In fact, your lack of attention to detail was soooooooooo bad, that they didn’t even allow you to sit in the back seat of a trainer jet and at least go for a ride.
Loser.
JCH:
Can you imagine how lame your other sperm cell brethren must have been if you were the fastest and best cum shot your daddy could muster?
WOW! You must come from a long, long, long line of losers.
Tell us, did your daddy WASHOUT of girl scouts?
Does your mother have the best moustache in the family?
Does your genetic composition make you predisposed to failure and washing-out?
JCH:
Why is it every time I ask about your failures in the Navy you disappear from the thread?
JCH:
Why won’t you be honest about your past failures in the Navy?
JCH:
Did you WASHOUT of flight school because your classmates knew they couldn’t count on you to be their wingman?
Did they know when it really mattered you couldn’t be counted on.
Notice how I ended the sentence grammatically correct using a preposition?
I bet the alumni at Penn State don’t use you as their poster boy, do they?
Nope. You’re an embarrassment. Like you’re and embarrassment to your momma and your poppa.
YAWN. . . JCH is my blog bitch.
Anybody want him?
He’s getting boring.
I’d say you’ve got it pretty well covered, GBS!
WANTED:
NEW BLOG BITCH.
Must support of George W. Bush.
Must wear tinfoil hats.
Must be a conservative.
Must believe all the talking points of the RNC/Fox News.
Must believe that trusting Muslim corporations to run “port operations” at 6 major US ports poses no threat to national security.
Must believe borrowing $2 billion dollars a day from foreign governments is a good idea.
Must believe we are doing a good job protecting the borders, ports and nuclear power plants from terrorist.
Must believe the War on Terrorism is being prosecuted properly in Afghanistan.
Must believe the Iraq War was justified by the presence of WMD’s.
Must believe that “Major Combat Operations” in Iraq have ended.
Must believe Bill Frist’s diagnosis that Terri Schiavo responds to visual stimuli
Must believe Jack Abramoff gave money to Democrats.
Must believe that Scotter Libby and VP Dick Cheney didn’t compromise national security by outing a covert CIA operative.
Must believe the Katrina Report conclusion is wrong and that we have learned and implemented the lessons of 9/11.
In general, must be a real dumb ass.
All interested persons who want to become my next Blog Bitch please leave your posts here. I will reply to those post who meet the qualifications to be my Blog Bitch.
JCH, you’re still my #1 Blog Bitch.
You actually want us to believe you listened to the “WHOLE THING” Mr. Goldstein???? Why kind of human being would have the time or inclination to listen to the “WHOLE THING”???
A lower low…..or a bit of pandering to your worshippers.
GBS, The day I was commissioned, I was senior to you on your last day in the military. Think about that. [That must really suck!]
“Brace up, boy!!”
Maybe three days in the NAB Coro brig on bread and water might improve your attitude, GBS. I can probably still arrange to have you arrested!!
Loocy – I’m not gonna waste my fucking reading another hate piece against The Greatest President of 20th Century. Didn’t your boy Bubba make all things right? This must be making the moonbat talking points… another moonbat named “Anon” suggested same thing in another thread. Shove it up your ass.
So “educate” me. Tell me what the fuck a “stolen profit” is. Tell me which corporations are chronic violators of FLSA. I’ll tell you what a “stolen profit” is… it’s kooks like you voting to tax the rich and steal my fucking money that I worked so hard for. The reason you have no money is that you’re a lazy fucking idiot.
Ok MTR. But if you were really as high class as you say you are, you would have said that with a pinky in the air.
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It’s conceivable a judge might have ordered MTR to pay $3,500 – $4,160 per month in child support IF he had threatened to kill the judge AND was a known Al Qaeda terrorist.
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“I’ve attended a few Drinking Liberally meetings, and believe me, when he’s there, it’s all about Goldy.”
Were you the squint-eyed College Republican runt with the laptop scrunched up at the corner table?
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“One post by JCH, 8 responses from GBS and RR. Classic!!”
Why haven’t you hanged yourself yet?
67
“RR has the same problem.”
I have no dangling preposition problems that can’t be solved by you shoving your head back up the ass you pulled it out of.
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“It goes into detail about the labor laws that big business has flouted for over 25 years. Our wages have been artificially and illegally suppressed, therefore big business owes recompense to labor for their stolen profits. Money stolen from me , you, and your dead grandmother. Comment by headless lucy— 2/22/06 @ 3:04 pm”
The trial lawyers can fix this by confiscating all of their property.
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“It was John Dryden, the 17th-century poet and dramatist, who first promulgated the doctrine that a preposition may not be used at the end a sentence.”
As GBS points out, ending a sentence with a preposition was perfectly acceptable in the King’s English until Dryden came along, who was commissioned to invent some new crimes to hang peasants for. Evidently the nobles felt the King wasn’t hanging enough peasants.
Comment on 73
The sperm that became JCH actually was launched in the 1,250 B.C. summer Olympics, and finally finished the second lap in 1950 — it needed 3,200 years to swim 50 meters.
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“JCH is my blog bitch. Anybody want him?”
What for? I mean, what would anybody do with JCH? This http://www.msu.edu/~nixonjos/a.....-unger.jpg is more entertaining than he is.
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“my fucking money that I worked so hard for”
Kevin — you call what you do “work?”
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Another single post by JCH, and another 8 response posts by RR and GBS. I own them like they are my jail house bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I say jump, and they say “How high, LT?”
Rabbit – Yer fergetting asset splits and vaginamoney. Adds up quick. Redo yer math. Idiot.
re 69: You ought to learn more about Woodrow Wilson. I think he was your kind of Democrat.
GBS NOW WHY DONT YOU TELL US ABOUT YOUR SEAL DAYS AND WHY YOU LEFT THE NAVY OR DID THEY ASK YOU TO LEAVE.YOUR SHIT IS REALLY GETTING OLD GROW UP.AND IF ALL YOU COULD DO IS EN1 COME BACK WHEN YOU GROW UP.WHAT YOU NEEDED WAS A GOOD CHIEF TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND LET YOU HAVE SOME DUMPSTER MUSIC.
YO is a blithering idiot and a card carrying commie.
Hey, did you hear about the street walker whose proposition ended in a sentence?
It’s obvious Hillary has a sense of entitlement to rule not too distanced from the noblesse oblige of feudal times. Her daughter went to Sidwell Friends, a private school in DC. She paid for it (I guess – can’t count on the press to check on anything she did. She managed to get Chelsea’s nanny on the public payroll in ARK perhaps the taxpayer footed the bill for pvt school, too. You’ll neer find out from the press).
The point of getting Chelsea into Sidwell Friends was so she could meet the “right” people, make the “right” contacts. If Tanika and Tayshaun from the projects could have vouchers that might get them into Sidwell Friends, then what would be the point of sending her Political Princess to a Posh Private school?
In order to be a Democrat, you have to take the “Hippocritic” Oath. That includes the media who report on bogus TexANG papers but stifle Swift Boat vets’ accusations.
re 101: [JCH] is a realpolitic practitioner of communism. He supports a president who sells U.S. property to STATE OWNED BUSINESSES!!
If that ain’t a closet communist, I don’t know what is.
JCH @ 81
Sure by an act of congress you were an officer and a gentlemen so you had more rank than me. And you wore skivvies.
Think about that. [that must really suck.]
“GBS. I can probably still arrange to have you arrested!!”
Now I know you’re full of shit. OK, there “secret agent man” run along. Your mommy has milk and cookies waiting for you and then it’s story time. She’s gonna read you and your failed president favorite book; My Pet Goat.
Loser.
GBS, I post once, you respond with 5 or 6 posts. You are just another prison bitch. I rattle your bars, and you whine and complain!! I OWN YOU!!!
@ 105
No you don’t. You glom on to my words and phrases because you lack ingenuity. That’s why you couldn’t hack it in ground school.
Blog Bitch.
Tell us how you washed out of ground school, my Blog Bitch.
Hey, LT Blog Bitch:
Refute my post at 72, Nittany Lioness.
Baaa haaa haaa.
Why do you suck so much? Is it your DNA?
Loser.
Ground school, Blog Bitch.
Tell us your story of failure in ground school.
Blog Bitch:
Were you thinking of me again while you were out diving?
Yeah, you were. Because you’re my Blog Bitch.
Is this how ground school went for you?
“God Damn it! Ensign Blog Bitch, do you NOT see that blip on the radar screen??? It’s directly in your six!! You will be shot down in a hostile environment and lose an $30 million dollar aircraft!!”
“Butter Bars Blog Bitch, you fuck up one more time and I will personally see to it that you WASHOUT of ground school!!”
“Pack your seabag, Blog Bitch, you’re going from being a naval aviator to the fucking Gator Navy with the fucking Marines. Men who are better than you, Ensign Fuck UP!!”
Does that about cover it?
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Thanks, GBS!!!!!
GBS, RR, and you liberal parasite Democrats: Today is Kennedy’s birthday, as he turns 74. [Mary Jo was not available to wish the Senator a “Happy Birthday!]
JCH #1 Blog Bitch:
Is this how the conversation went the day you told your mother you’re address was changing from Naval Air Station, Pensacola, FL to FPO San Diego?
“Hi, Mom, it’s **sniff** it’s me, JCH.”
“Oh, Hello honey, how are things in Florida? Let me get your father on the phone, he’s out in the front lawn bragging to the neighbors about you.”
“No, no Mom, don’t get him. **sniff** **sniff**”
“Are you crying, JCH? What’s the matter?”
“I am calling to tell you I have a new mailing address, it’s in Coronado, CA.”
“OH, my God! I’m so proud of you!! Are you going to the Naval Air Station there??? Isn’t Miramar NAS there, are you going to Top Gun school already!!”
“**SNIFF SNIFF** No I’m being transferred to a ship.”
“That’s great honey! Which aircraft carrier are you going to be assigned to?”
It’s not a carrier, Mom, it’s the, **baaahhh haaaahhhhh haaaah**, the Gator Navy.”
“What? I don’t understand. Why aren’t you going to a carrier?”
“Because I WASHED-OUT of ground school, Mom” (more crying)
“It’ll be OK, JCH, we’re still very proud of you. We know you tried your best and that’s all we can ask of you.”
“Yeah, Mom, I did try my best so, so, I have no regrets.”
“Your father is coming, I’ll let him know.” (covering the phone with her hand you could hear the muffled conversation.) (JCH, Sr., Jr. washed out of ground school and he’s feeling pretty down, why don’t you talk to him and prop him up a bit.)
{WHAT?!?!?! I was just BRAGGING to the guys about my son the “NAVY PILOT. Jesus H. Christ I don’t believe this fucking shit!!”}
(Where are you going? Your son needs your support; NOW!)
**SLAM** As the front door is slammed by JCH Sr. storming out of the house.
“JCH, dear, ummmm. . . your father had to leave for work suddenly, they just called and had an emergency at the sewer plant.”
“What? What do you mean, Mom? We’ve been on the phone.”
“Oh, I mean, right before you called. Yes, that’s it. You know how angry your father gets when they call him in to unclog the shit out of the pipes at the sewer plan. I’m sure he’ll talk to you tomorrow.”
“OK, mommy I better go now. I have to catch a MAC flight to San Diego so I’ll be sitting with a bunch of military cargo. I’ll call you when I get to California. **Sniffffffffff**”
“OK, my little fella, you buck up now. You tried your best and your father and I are still proud of you. Really. You’re going to be the best Supply Officer the Navy has ever seen. Right? You’re stil my little tiger.”
“OK, mommy, thanks. And, I am going to be the best darn Supply Officer. EVER! I swear.”
**click**
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Is that fairly accurate, Clarice?
@ 111
“ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! ”
What a coincidence, me too.
GBS, I OWN YOU!!!! LIKE A PRISON BITCH!! I’m in your head and you are a total fucking mess!!!!!!
Blog Bitch:
My post at 113; is it accurate, Clarice?
@ 115
Why don’t you use my other line, you know “psyops.”
WASHOUT.
JCH:
You seem a bit confused today. What’s the problem? Sybil, who’s there?
GBS, Were you a “pawn” in the Navy? And today, still a “pawn”? Life isn’t fair, is it? [hehe]
C’mon, JCH, time for you to ‘man-up’.
What was your ‘major malfunction’ in flight school?
BTW, was I close at 113, Blog Bitch?
Blog Bitch:
What about ending a sentence with a preposition? Can you back up your claim that it’s against any rules in English?
Hmmmmmmmm. . . WASHOUT, can you back it up?
I’m in your head, GBS! You just can’t seem to take it! You are weak! You are the prison bitch! Like the rest of you lib Democrats, you are all “victims”! [GBS responses: “It MUST be someone else’s fault that I’m a loser pawn. Hell, If JCH can make it, why can’t I?? It’s just not fair!! We need to tax JCH even more!”]
C’mon, Blog Bitch, tell the truth now. Was I close at 113. Yes or No?
Tell us what your true feeling were when you offically learned you weren’t going to be a Naval Aviator — to never perform the “carrier break.”
What were you’re feelings?
Penn State alumni:
Baaaa haaa haaaa haaaa, yeah right.
What about the grammar rule that says you cannot end a sentence with a preposition? Did you find it?
Baaaa haaaa haaaa.
What a waste of a college education!!
My bitch GBS!!! On your knees!! And swallow!!!
JCH:
I mean really, it’s well known on this blog that I never attended college, just ask Puddybud sometime.
But, Holy Shit loser, how is it you managed to get through college and not know you can end a sentence with a preposition?
WASHOUT.
113, Clarice, was I right?
The conversation with your mother, Clarice, was I close?
ROTFLMAO great posts GBS…..normal illiterate posts for you Coat Hanger
Yes, yes I was very accurate @ 113. Wasn’t I, Clarice?
Those are painful memories, aren’t they, Clarice?
Do you know how I can tell those are painful memories for you, Clarice?
Do you want to know?
One post by JCH, and GBS again NEEDS to respond with 6!! Not a record, but close!! Swallow, GBS!!! Swallow!!
On your knees with Cougar, boy!! You two gay libs Dems could share the “Brokeback Mountain” lead!!! You could dress like cowboys!!! GBS, you would be sooooooooo happy with Cougar!!
Cougar………..LOVE, GBS!!!!!!!
GBS, Swallow every drop!! Love, Cougar
Do you know how I can tell those are painful memories for you, Clarice?
Do you want to know?
Do you know how I can tell those are painful memories for you, Clarice?
Do you want to know?
Do you know how I can tell those are painful memories for you, Clarice?
Do you want to know?
Do you know how I can tell those are painful memories for you, Clarice?
Do you want to know?
Do you know how I can tell those are painful memories for you, Clarice?
Do you want to know?
Do you know how I can tell those are painful memories for you, Clarice?
Do you want to know?
Do you know how I can tell those are painful memories for you, Clarice?
Do you want to know?
Do you know how I can tell those are painful memories for you, Clarice?
Do you want to know?
Do you know how I can tell those are painful memories for you, Clarice?
Do you want to know?
Do you know how I can tell those are painful memories for you, Clarice?
Do you want to know?
Do you know how I can tell those are painful memories for you, Clarice?
Do you want to know?
A new GBS “waste of byte” record!!! Totally stuck on stupid!!!!!!!!
Weren’t you in the Navy a little too long to only achieve E-6? Was the Chief test just a little to tough? Hell, many “E Men” walk out of “A” School an “E-5”. You made only one promotion? Perhaps a couple little problems? Drinking? Dope? UA? Article 95s? Captain’s Masts? Yes, I can see you might have had a few “attitude problems”. Sadly, you have not adjusted well. You still still to waste your days “getting back” at those evil officers who gave you “Top 30%” evals. Still bitter, GBS? Yes, you are!
What were your evals in ground school, JCH?
@ 149
Yep, it was a Captain’s Mast, if you must know. Let’s just say I never wore ‘gold’ hash marks or insignia’s on my dress uniforms.
As it turns out, officers don’t like getting their asses kicked in a bars, even the ones off base. Unbeknownst to me, officers stick together. Even if the one getting his ass kicked was a Captain in the Marines who made the mistake of thinking Marines were tougher than any and ALL sailors.
Went from frocked E-5 to E-3. 45 days restriction, 45 days extra duty, fined one months pay spread over two months.
Was I pissed? Sure. But not for the reduction in rank, or the fines, or the extra duty; I could handle that. I resented the skipper not understanding my side of defending the honor of the Navy. Apparently, in his mind, striking an officer (repeatedly) was worse.
Whatever.
All Pussies, like birds of a feather, stick together. Weren’t you an officer? You pussy. I know in the Gator Navy, the Marines and Sailors go at it constantly. Tell us, when the Marines ran their mouths what did you do?
I know what you did, you’re tail went right between your legs, you squatted on the deck and pissed a little puddle, didn’t you!! Never once did you take you officer’s cap off and challenged a Marine, did you?
You pussy. No wonder you said the Marines on your ship were better men than you. Because they were. It’s pussies like you that give the Navy a bad name.
Spent a few weeks in Bangkok and “Padia” Beach.[ Errrrr, E-6 Hillary, Would that be Pattaya Beach? ROTFLMAO!!!! “Padia”!!!! Spell much, Hillary????? Any yes, I was there!!!!!!!! “Padia”!!!!!!!!! Classic!!!!!!!!!!!]
151….Ah, The truth shall set you free!!! Captain’s Mast!!! And violations of the UCMJ!! Now I see that the bitterness is still around, Clarice, errrr, Hillary!! I see the chip on your shoulder is a bitter one!! Any you lied about your punishment, as any “E Man” who strikes a commissioned officer would get a little brig time. Or did you just “wiff” him, “Brokeback Mountain” style????? So bitter, for soooooooooooo long!! And the Captain shit on you because you were a shitbird!!!!!!!!!! SHITBIRD, Hillary!!!!!!!!!! And while all the real SEALs were enjoying Pattaya Beach, YOU were restricted and pulling extra duty!!! E3 SHITBIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would like to point out that I was not drunk despite how I sound.
[JCH] is the best advertisement for condom use that we could hope for.
GBS Update: He has been driven from HorsesAss like a Muslim from a Pork Bar-B-Q!!!!!
82. Au Revoir, Hillary!!! Dinner time!!!
Comment by REV Jesse [JCH] Jackson— 2/23/06 @ 5:04 pm
83. Dinner time? In Hawaii?
Liar.
Comment by GBS— 2/23/06 @ 5:04 pm
84. A little early isn’t it? I mean for dinner?
It’s only 3:05 in Hawaii.
Dinner, you sure?
Or are you in Kent?
Comment by GBS— 2/23/06 @ 5:06 pm
Hey there WASHOUT liar. It’s 9:12 am must be LUNCH TIME?
Too hot for GBS [aka Hillary] here!! He is probably eating lunch [alone] at the local Denny’s, crying in his cherry coke!! GBS laments, “Why couldn’t I be the officer? Why can’t I be the one in charge? Life is soooooooooo unfair!! I’m old and ugly and I’m still a SHITBIRD! I couldn’t even make it on Horsesass.com!”
Back for more, boy?????????????
JCH:
If I were faced with these two choices I would take B over A any day of the week.
A) Naval Officer who WASHED-OUT of flight school and became a Supply Officer in the Gator Navy.
or
B) Enlisted man who became a SEAL.
B) Has no shame, and really has NO REGRETS.
Whereas A) means having to live your whole life knowing you couldn’t hack it where other men succeeded. Always wondering “what if I were good enough? What could I have done?”
Death before dishonor. JCH, you will never fully know the meaning of that creed. For you will die a thousand deaths, and I will only die but once.
BTW, you were clearly caught lying about living in Hawaii. Now, everyone knows you’re an unqualified liar. You have ZERO credibility. The best part is; I’m the one who destroyed you.
WASHOUT.
“For you will die a thousand deaths, and I will only die but once.” [GBS, You are NOT the Valiant! You are Hillary!!!!!!!!]