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Drinking Liberally?

by Goldy — Tuesday, 2/14/06, 1:39 pm

The Seattle chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight (and every Tuesday), 8PM at the Montlake Ale House, 2307 24th Avenue E. Our fearless leader, Nick, sent out an email earlier today saying tonight’s gathering was cancelled due to Valentine’s Day, but really… screw Hallmark.

Personally, I can’t think of anything more romantic than downing an ice cold beer as Carl says nice things about my ass. So please join me, Carl “you’ve got a nice ass” Ballard, Jim from McCranium (visiting from the Tri-Cities,) and anybody else who has nothing better to do, for “Loser’s Night” at Drinking Liberally.

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  1. Yossarian spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 1:44 pm

    Al Franken will be there to announce he’e running for the Senate seat in Minnesota. That should be good for a few laughs. O’Reilly will be there to kick Franken’s ass and bitch-slap Donnie Deutch into submission.

  2. GBS spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 2:10 pm

    What’s O’Reilly going to use to kick Al’s ass? A falafel?

  3. headless lucy spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 2:23 pm

    This Paul Hackett thing is serious. The Democratic leadership apparently doesn’t get it. The Democrats are viewed as a party that stands for nothing, but they proved everyone wrong! They stand for something: the same old-boy network and cronyism that the Republicans stand for.

    I hate to say this more than you know, but if Paul Hackett were black, they would not have done this.

  4. GBS spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 2:34 pm

    @ 3

    I feel somewhat the same way yoiu do, but I disagree with your “if he were black anaology.” The reality is Paul Hackett is not raising the same amount of cash by a 2:1 or 3:1 margin. The sad truth is many times the person who raises the most cash wins. Diebold issues aside.

    I think Paul Hackett has a future in the Democratic party and he should look at a congerssional seat in ’06 instead.

  5. Belltowner spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 3:27 pm

    No podcast, Goldy?

  6. Yossarian spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 3:38 pm

    I saw a piece on one of those cable channels where O’Reilly, Molly Ivins (SP?), and Franken were all hyping their indvidual books. It was a big promo for the publishers.

    Franken attacked O’Reilly and Fox News pretty nastily, and O’Reilly sat there quietly and took the abuse. When Franken was finished with his rant, O’Reilly started to speak, but Franken kept sniping at him as he sat with Molly Ivins between him and O’Reilly. O’Reilly took about 15 second of this sniping, and turned to Franken and said, “Shut up, Franker! You’ve had your chance!”

    You might imagine Franken would have kept up his childish behavior, but he nearly pissed his pants when O’Reilly glared at him. I believe Franken was genuinely afraid that O’Reilly was going to literally kick his butt right there in front of God and everybody.

    So, GSB, O’Reilly wouldn’t use a falafel to kick Franker’s ass: he’d use his size-12 brogans to do the trick!

  7. Yossarian spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 3:46 pm

    I’m surprised Roger Rabbit hasn’t chimed in with his usual waste of text.

  8. Goldy spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 3:48 pm

    Belltowner @5,

    Probably no podcast. The guys with the equipment actually have dates. (Unintentional double entendre there.) I guess if they strike out, maybe we’ll get to do a show.

  9. Luigi Giovanni spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 4:00 pm

    Goldy, you bet you’re a loser. You are not excused from performing volunteer work, even on Valentine’s Day.

  10. dj spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 4:12 pm

    Yossarian @ 6

    “O’Reilly took about 15 second of this sniping, and turned to Franken and said, “Shut up, Franker! You’ve had your chance!”

    You might imagine Franken would have kept up his childish behavior, but he nearly pissed his pants when O’Reilly glared at him. I believe Franken was genuinely afraid that O’Reilly was going to literally kick his butt right there in front of God and everybody.”

    Ummm…my guess is that Franken’s reaction was from O’Reilly’s falafel breath. Somebody out to wash O’Reilly’s mouth out with soap and loofah!

  11. Yossarian spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 4:29 pm

    dj – Let me remind you that Franken spent a long time attacking O’Reilly and Fox News before it was O’Reill’s turn to speak. When Franken tried on numerous occasions to interrupt O’Reilly, Bill told hime to shut up. The fear in Franken’s eyes was striking. He was scared shitless! After O’Reilly confronted him, he kept quiet just like a good little boy should.

  12. Yossarian spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 4:30 pm

    Seeing Bill O’Reilly scare the piss out of Al Franken….priceless!

    To buys Bill’s books there’s MasterCard. And American Express. And Visa…

  13. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 4:38 pm

    Will Dick Cheney be there to hunt rabbits?

  14. Yossarian spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 4:40 pm

    Will Dick Cheney be there to hunt rabbits?

    Comment by Roger Rabbit— 2/14/06 @ 4:38 pm

    +

    I certainly hope so!

  15. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 4:42 pm

    7

    “I’m surprised Roger Rabbit hasn’t chimed in with his usual waste of text. Comment by Yossarian— 2/14/06 @ 3:46 pm”

    I tried to, but you had already used up all the bytes.

  16. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 4:43 pm

    Hey Yo — wanna byte a rabbit dick? For a good time, call 1-800-RRABBIT.

  17. dj spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 4:43 pm

    Yossarian @ 11

    “Let me remind you that Franken spent a long time attacking O’Reilly and Fox News before it was O’Reill’s turn to speak. When Franken tried on numerous occasions to interrupt O’Reilly, Bill told hime to shut up. The fear in Franken’s eyes was striking.”

    Yes…well, clearly, you have never smelled the breath of Bill “Falafel-breath” O’Reilly! If you had, you would understand Franken’s fear (anything to keep Falafel-breath from turning toward him and opening his mouth).

    I’m telling ya…soap and Loofah are needed…big time!

  18. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 4:45 pm

    9

    Hey Luigi was that you I saw picking up trash along State Route 2 under the watchful eyes of the correctional officer with the shotgun?

  19. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 4:47 pm

    Roger Rabbit rarely appears at DL because there might be Republicans hunting nearby.

  20. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 4:49 pm

    I notice Stefan hasn’t posted anything on his sucky little blog about Cheney blowing away his hunting partner … he’s still ranting about Dean Logan.

  21. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 4:50 pm

    What would Stefan do without Dean Logan?

  22. GBS spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 4:52 pm

    Capt. Yossarian ~ or who ever you imagine you are:

    You know, Al Franken isn’t known for being a bully or one to get into fistacuffs. Honestly, I think Bill would probably win a fight between the two.

    But I’ll say this: if I were in the audience and Bill went after Al, Bill had better hope his dental insurance is current. Because he’d need extensive dental surgery to put that mug back together.

    Hannity, too. Along Limbaugh, Savage (aka Weiner), Wilbur, Carlson, Medved and whoever else spews conservative bullshit for a living.

  23. klake spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 4:52 pm

    Roger and Gang news from the Middle East. Dr. E. your friends have a few words to say about the war in Iraq.

    http://english.aljazeera.net/N.....F72BC5.htm

    US and British occupation of Iraq is regarded as the re-emergence of the old colonialist practices of the western empires in some quarters. The real ambitions underlying the brutal onslaught are still highly questionable – and then there are the blatant lies over weapons of mass destruction originally used to justify the war. There were no great victory marches by the occupiers, nor were they thrown garlands of flowers and greeted in triumph. More US soldiers have died in Iraq since George Bush declared an end to the war on 1 May 2003 prompting the question: Will Iraq turn into a new Vietnam eventually bringing the US to its senses … or perhaps to its knees?

    Iraq’s history, and along with it that of the Arab Muslim world, speaks of several similar encounters. In the past, enemies attacked from East and West before they were swallowed by the moving sands of the region, or forced to retreat, leaving behind a phoenix-like people who adore life and still accept to die for their freedom.

    The escalating Iraqi resistance seems to be setting the stage for another act which might usher in a new Arab World or set the clock ticking for the end of yet another empire.

  24. Belltowner spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 4:57 pm

    omg! its klake! with his cut’n’pastes that no one gives a shit about!

  25. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 4:59 pm

    Hey klake, how’s the occupation going?

  26. mulesass.org spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 4:59 pm

    GBS..Because he’d need extensive dental surgery to put that mug back together.

    Only because your buddy Osama gave you an AK47 and a box cutter for Valentines Day.

    You and Ann Coulter – two birds of a feather….

  27. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 5:00 pm

    Hey klake, are the Iraqis strewing flower petals in the path of their American liberators?

  28. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 5:01 pm

    Whatsamatter mulesass, Coulter too liberal for ya?

  29. dj spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 5:13 pm

    Klake @ 23 writes:

    “Roger and Gang news from the Middle East…”

    And then he points to the abstract of a special report???? What an idiot!

  30. lower case mark cardiologist spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 5:19 pm

    Another lawyer running out in front of the pellets. I’m
    surprised it wasn’t a democrat lawyer as dumb as they are.
    Goldy, the pellet is not lodged in his heart, it lodged alongside
    his heart, causing an irritation which caused the problem.
    Not really a heart attack in the traditional sense. All blown
    out of proportion by the media.

  31. [JCH] spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 5:20 pm

    Yawn. JCH

  32. [JCH] spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 5:27 pm

    WASHINGTON – Waste and fraud marked the federal government’s assistance programs for Hurricane Katrina victims, with 10,000 mobile homes going unused and scattered cases of evacuees spending emergency money on nude dancing in Houston, tattoos, casino gambling and a diamond engagement ring, according to an audit released Monday. [Let’s agree to kill all those who committed fraud again FEMA. Results: 3000 less Democrat votes]

  33. dj spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 5:33 pm

    lower case mark the quack cardiologist @ 30

    “Goldy, the pellet is not lodged in his heart, it lodged alongside
    his heart”

    Oh???? Is that your long distance diagnosis? Well, according to his physicians (you know…the guys actually there, looking at xrays and
    doing the cardiac catheterization):

    “The shot was either touching or embedded in the heart muscle near the top chambers….”

    Mark, you and Frist ought to team up, buy a ouija board and go into business.

  34. [JCH] spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 5:33 pm

    Tattoos, hookers, nude dancing, Guess jeans, and 52 inch Sony plasma TV sets. Looks like the black New Orleans Democrats scored!! Bush, keep the cash flowing to “The Big Easy” or you are racist! [hehe]

  35. [JCH] spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 5:44 pm

    GBS, Did you get your “FEMA” check? How’s the new SONY HDTV?

  36. [JCH] spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 5:49 pm

    Weak oversight at FEMA contributed to the amount of criminal fraud that occurred in the aftermath of hurricanes Katrina and Rita, officials said.

    About 200 people have been charged with hurricane-related fraud crimes, said Alice Fisher, head of the Justice Department’s anti-fraud task force.

    Kutz described a case in which eight people used 30 different Social Security numbers to receive a total of $92,000 from FEMA, supposedly to help them repair damaged property in Texas. [Jesse Jackson will be on hand to ensure that all 200 Democrat felons get to vote!]

  37. [JCH] spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 5:54 pm

    Wealth envy is usually an excuse-making or defensive mechanism for those who have failed to become what they would consider to be “rich.” These people can’t understand why this is so. After all, they’re good people aren’t they? And they work just as hard as anyone else does! Yet they’re not wealthy! It can’t be them! It must be the other guy! So, they take comfort in believing that wealthy people must have acquired their wealth through dishonest means. By cheating people, exploiting people, and by using crooked lawyers. The real problem with this, other than the fact that it simply isn’t true, is that the person who develops this wealth-hatred is really programming himself or herself to remain in their present economic situation. If you have convinced yourself that to become wealthy is a bad thing, then why in the world would your subconscious mind ever allow you to make the decisions or take the actions that would lead to wealth? [GBS, Is this not the story of your life?????? Is this not the “guiding light” of the Democrat Marxist Party?]

  38. Oink spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 6:22 pm

    GBS is pissy because he stupidly put all his marbles in 5500 shares of Red Hat. It closed today @ $26.30 and is dropping like a rock.
    Those of us who are astute:
    a) Would never put all our marbles in one stock…especially that one.
    b) Were smart enough to get out at $30/share.

    GBS is one of the few Lefty’s to have the guts to risk anything…
    But that doesn’t make him any less stupid.

  39. Kendall spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 6:26 pm

    Greetings from the Tri-Cities. Whatcha doin’ over there, Jimmie? I bet my loser table is smaller than yours.

  40. Proud To Be An Ass spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 8:20 pm

    Yossarian,

    You really are ignorant. That particular Franken-O’Reilly book fair slugfest took place over a year ago, and Franken opened mr. spin up like a cheap suitcase.

    Keep dreaming.

  41. K spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 8:58 pm

    @ 36

    Weak oversight by FEMA- Gee think that has anything to do with gutting the agency?

    And let’s compare the petty crime of the poor with the wholesale looting by ENRON et al.

  42. Mark The Redneck spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 9:51 pm

    JCH 37 – YOu hit the nail on the head. Other people’s success just reminds them what miserable failures they are… how they fucked up their lives through their own stupid choices. That some people could actually get smart, work hard and be successful the old fashioned way doesn’t even enter their minds. They simply refuse to believe it because they have to… because otherwise they’d have to admit to themselves that they’re dumasses and their lot is the result of their stupidity, laziness and lack of character. Those same traits also make them libruls.

  43. [JCH] spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 9:57 pm

    CONCORD, N.H. — A jury on Friday said Southwest Airlines did not racially discriminate against a black woman when she was asked to buy a second seat on a plane because of her size. The jury deliberated for a little over an hour before finding against Nadine Thompson, who sued Southwest in federal court. [How could a black women with a couple Jewish lawyers lose? She Should refile in Detroit or Harare so the jury will be black. Then she [and her Jewish lawyers] will OWN Sounthwest Airlines!]

  44. [JCH] spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 10:02 pm

    Withheld Information, Clinton Division (partial list):
    [Hillary on VP’s Withholding Medical Info for 12 hours:]
    Juanita Broaddrick rape
    Paula Jones assault
    Whitewater Docs
    Rose Law Firm Billing Records
    Webb Hubbell payments
    FBI Files
    Midnight Presidential Pardons
    Chinese campaign contributions
    Whie House Travel Office
    Kathleen Willey

    well, even GBS should get the idea. .

  45. [JCH] spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 10:04 pm

    Flashback…CNN All Politics, Aug. 27, 1996

    WASHINGTON (AllPolitics, Aug. 27) — The same day Hillary Clinton was scheduled to speak at the Democratic National Convention, newly released documents suggest she was behind the 30-hour delay in releasing late White House counsel Vincent Foster’s suicide note to authorities.
    How the White House handled Foster’s 1993 death, and the possibility that administration officials improperly removed documents from his office or impeded an official search of it, has been the subject of intense scrutiny by congressional Republicans and the media.

  46. Mark The Redneck spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 10:07 pm

    And before you moonbats start repeating lies….

    Bubba was impeached and disabarred because he lied to a grand just in connection with a felony assault case that he settled for $800k.
    It had nothing to do with ML and BJs.

  47. Mark The Redneck spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 10:08 pm

    grand JURY

  48. klake spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 10:13 pm

    Top Ten Dick Cheney Excuses

    10. “Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm”

    9. “Wanted to get the Iraq mess off the front page”

    8. “Not enough Jim Beam”

    7. “Trying to stop the spread of bird flu”

    6. “I love to shoot people”

    5. “Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter”

    4. “I thought the guy was trying to go ‘gay cowboy’ on me”

    3. “Excuse? I hit him, didn’t I?”

    2. “Until Democrats approve medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly”

    1. “Made a bet with Gretzky’s wife

  49. Dr. E spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 10:45 pm

    This is the kind of shit this administration has caused to happen that really pisses me off. I’m wondering if you ‘Pugs could really be proud of this kind of shit.

  50. Dr. E spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 10:45 pm

    Bush administration = war criminals. Hands down.

  51. Dr. E spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 10:47 pm

    Oh, I know, I’m sure that all those prisoners we tortured at Abu Ghraib were actually “terrorists”. How do I know? Dickie “Chest Shot” Cheney told me so, and we’ve gotta believe everything that asshole says.

  52. Dr. E spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 10:47 pm

    (Especially when he says “duck!”)

  53. GS spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 10:48 pm

    Tax breaks may be vetoed, Gregoire says

    http://seattletimes.nwsource.c.....aks14.html

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

  54. GS spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 10:57 pm

    Now I have heard everything from the Queen:

    I have never raised taxes on the people of the state of washington!

    All of us would like to give the people of this state a tax break!

    and now

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

    Can’t afford it after giving out all those massive raises I guess!

  55. Mark The Redneck spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 11:07 pm

    Doctor Bong – Would it be better or worse to show videos of them getting their heads cut off with a dull knife while some fucking raghead chants “Allah is Great”.

    Asshole…

  56. GS spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 11:47 pm

    heh Roger

    So if Dick Cheney shoots a lawyer. How is this a bad thing?

    It’s not.

    Just try to think of it as a bold first move towards tort reform.

  57. GS spews:

    Tuesday, 2/14/06 at 11:53 pm

    Attorneys should be fair game, they are surely not an endangered species!

    Imagine what we could save in government pensions if we just declared open season on them?

  58. For the Clueless spews:

    Wednesday, 2/15/06 at 12:36 am

    Redneck Shithead: Some of the prisoners in those pictures are dead. Aren’t we supposed to be Murka the great? No harm without due process and all? And you think everyone who was taken to Abu Ghraib was guilty because some Murkan military squad picked them up?

    You’re such a f*cking total delusional asshole!

  59. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/15/06 at 12:38 am

    36

    “About 200 people have been charged with hurricane-related fraud crimes, said Alice Fisher, head of the Justice Department’s anti-fraud task force.”

    Is Dick Cheney one of them?

  60. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/15/06 at 12:42 am

    54

    “Can’t afford it after giving out all those massive raises I guess!
    Comment by GS— 2/14/06 @ 10:57 pm”

    Are you referring to the 3.2% that state employees got for the six years from 2001 to 2007?

  61. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/15/06 at 12:44 am

    56

    “heh Roger So if Dick Cheney shoots a lawyer. How is this a bad thing? It’s not. Just try to think of it as a bold first move towards tort reform. Comment by GS— 2/14/06 @ 11:47 pm”

    I agree, our pocketbooks will be safer if Cheney kills all of those rich Republican lawyers.

  62. Oink spews:

    Wednesday, 2/15/06 at 2:59 am

    So Bob-
    Gittin back to you once again…
    Are you one of them “gay” guys who gets all dressed up in his chaps with his ass hangin’ out and marches in that there parade where ya celebrate how proud ya are to lick other guys and take turns givin’ and takin’ boners in yer hinder?
    I heard a good one Bob. I heard the other day that you fellers want to be able to marry another fella. Sonofabitch! Where is it all gonna end!
    Now some fella here by the name of Roger Rabbit says that – “gay” is a human who has sex with another human of the same sex. “Bestiality” is what you do when you suck my dick!
    So fellas given hummers or layin’ a little pipe up the old Hershey Highway to fellas and gals muff-divin’ gals is somethin’ to celebrate and have parades for? This is soooooooooo difficult to comprehend. I guess whatever floats yer boat. I question even more the folks who aren’t one of them there Gays or Lesbians gettin’ so worked up about celebratin’ this type of lewd conduct too. That is really weird, ain’t it!
    It also don’t seem too smart or too excitin’ thinkin’ about suckin’ some Rabbit’s pecker. Hell, I never even seed a Rabbit’s pecker before. But I kinnot imagine it’s all that much.
    Yep, Seattle has entered that faraway place known as The Twilight Zone.
    Can you imagine the Good Lord lookin’ down on all this type of activity and sayin’ “I am so pleased”?

  63. BOB from BOEING spews:

    Wednesday, 2/15/06 at 4:46 am

    Oink – your interest in the sex life of other people is very Arkansas inbred low life asshole key hole peeking.

    Get your own sex life working, will serve you better. You have a puter – spend a few bucks at porn sites, will help you a lot I think. Sounds like your shool system failed you in prohibiting any sex ed. A caring partner can help, either male or female. Just be honest about how little you know — for you, so butt ugly as the old saying goes, this might be the ideal pick up line.

    There are as many gay and lesbian folk in Arkie Land as Seattle. You just were never invited to their parties.

    Get a life you fucking pig like idiot.

    As for God – do you really think your post are God-like?

    And you sound a lot like Mr C — something about your obsession to peek into the bedroom of others. Talk to even a entry level social worker – they can help you with the internal demons.

  64. Oink spews:

    Wednesday, 2/15/06 at 6:30 am

    Bob–
    Now you really got me curious…what’s a “caring Partner”?
    I have some buddies that cared enough about me to help me build a fence….and a deck.
    But none of us got so carried away that we wanted to bunghole each other or suck each others dicks!
    As far staying out of other people’s bedrooms, I agree partner….errr I best be careful with that politically corrected word, huh Bob?? I agree Bob.
    So why are the Gays & Lesbians the ones who are makin’ such a big deal about themselves with parades, organizations, newsletters, websites etc. etc. if all they want is to be left alone?
    Seems to me you folks is goin’ way outta yer way to put a spotlight on yerselfs and them ya get all pissy when folks start askin’ ya questions.
    I got an idea Bob…if ya want to be left alone, why don’t you tell all your gay buddies, partners whatever just to SHUT THE FUCK UP!
    Life would be less stressful for you and the rest of us.
    I promise not to look into yer bedroom if you promise not to jam yer bedroom in my face every day Bob.

  65. Dr. E spews:

    Wednesday, 2/15/06 at 6:41 am

    “Doctor Bong – Would it be better or worse to show videos of them getting their heads cut off with a dull knife while some fucking raghead chants “Allah is Great”.

    Asshole…”

    Hey, thanks a lot, Mark. You showed your true colors.

    I’m just wondering how long it took you to type that little fascist blurb with your right arm extended up at a 45-degree angle.

  66. Dr. E spews:

    Wednesday, 2/15/06 at 6:45 am

    By the way, Mark, to logically refute your argument takes almost no effort, because you haven’t really posted anything better than a straw man. Go ahead and argue my main point, which I’ll elaborate on here: that these GOP thugs in office are a bunch of fascist, war-mongering, murderous criminals who have repeatedly violated both domestic and international law.

  67. Dr. E spews:

    Wednesday, 2/15/06 at 6:48 am

    And one more thing: do you think those “fucking raghead[s]” with “dull knives” are cutting off heads completely unprovoked? You claim to have scientific inclinations. Look at the empirical evidence: how many such executions occurred prior to the US invasion of Iraq, as compared to how many have occurred since?

  68. For the Clueless spews:

    Wednesday, 2/15/06 at 7:27 am

    Oink – glad to see you’re keeping up tradition of the looney tune whacko sh*t for brains who come here from (un)SP.

  69. Oink spews:

    Wednesday, 2/15/06 at 10:40 am

    Clueless-
    I just astounded that folks who claim to be gay or lesbian cannot give a simple explanation of what those terms mean, what they like to do and why. How are those unreasonable questions?
    I mean these folks have parades and all kinds of events to draw attention to themselves.
    And I truly do understand what it’s like to have a buddy from the same gender. It’s just that I don’t particular feel compelled to suck on his wanker or feel it in my hind-end. Plus I simply don’t know that it is somethin’ to be particularly “PROUD” of. Do you?
    Are you one of them gay guys too Clueless.
    If so, maybe you can splain it.
    It not, why in the samhill are you so inclined to celebrate it?
    Maybe some gay fellas don’t suck, get suck, poke their weiner where it don’t belong or get poke by someone elses?
    When I took Biology, they taught us that the rectum was an EXIT orifice. Precisely what date did that change?
    Maybe we need a new National Holiday….Gay Day. To celebrate the first gay butt poke. What the hell…another day off fer guv’mint werkers.
    Hallmark would have a field day with Gay Day cards.
    Hell clueless, you me can pardner up….if you promise not to look at me all dreamy eyed with yer boner in yer hand.

  70. jaybo spews:

    Wednesday, 2/15/06 at 10:46 am

    Careful Goldy…….

    You’re trying to “mislead” your readers again.

    (latest poll numbers)
    1. Do you approve or disapprove of Governor Christine Gregoire’s job performance?
    Approve 38%
    Disapprove 54%
    Undecided 8%
    2. Do you approve or disapprove of the State Legislature’s job performance?
    Approve 45%
    Disapprove 46%
    Undecided 9%
    8. If the Election for Governor in 2008 was between the Democrat Christine Gregoire and the Republican, Dino Rossi, whom would you vote for?
    Dino Rossi 55%
    Christine Gregoire 35%
    Undecided 10%
    10. Are you confident that Washington has overcome the problems that hindered the 2004 Election and that there will be no problems with the 2006 Election?
    Yes 16%
    No 71%
    Undecided 13%
    12. Do you think Washington is headed in the right direction or the wrong direction?
    Right 30%
    Wrong 55%
    Undecided 15%
    14. Do you approve or disapprove of Senator Patty Murray’s job performance?
    Approve 54%
    Disapprove 30%
    Undecided 16%
    15. Do you approve or disapprove of Senator Maria Cantwell’s job performance?
    Approve 47%
    Disapprove 35%
    Undecided 18%
    16. If the election for United States Senate were held today and the candidates were Maria Cantwell, the Democrat or Mike McGavick, the Republican, whom would you vote for?
    Maria Cantwell 48%
    Mike McGavick 40%
    Undecided 12%
    http://www.strategicvision.biz.....021506.htm

  71. Yossarian spews:

    Wednesday, 2/15/06 at 1:16 pm

    Proud to be an Ass – O’Reilly kicked Franken’s little whiney ass you f*cking dolt! Franken is a miserable excuse for a man. He nearly crapped his pants when O’Reilly told him to shut up!

    If you can’t see that, you must be a f*cking idiot.

  72. GBS spews:

    Wednesday, 2/15/06 at 1:40 pm

    OINK is actually Mr. Cynical is disguise. Welcome back Ms Chickenhawk.

  73. GBS spews:

    Wednesday, 2/15/06 at 1:46 pm

    OINK @ 38 — I mean Ms Chickenhawk:

    What makes you think I lost money on RHAT? Go back and re-read those post Mr. Cynical. You’ll see I posted an entry price, the one you quoted above and a 7% trailing stop.

    That one trade alone blew away your yearly gain of 8%.

    Welcome back.

    Loser.

  74. GBS spews:

    Wednesday, 2/15/06 at 1:52 pm

    LT. WAHSOUT @ 37:

    I will never, be jealous or envious of a WASHOUT. I’m not rich, but neither am I poor.

    But I’ll always have something you can never, ever attain in your life no matter how much wealth you have. And that is knowing I am superior man to you. I am physically tougher, and definetly metally stornger than you. I can endure tests of the mind, body and spirit on levels you cannot imagine.

    For christ sake, JCH, you WASHED-OUT of the Naval Avaiation program before you could fly, as you admitted.

    You know what that means? You WASHED-OOUT of fucking GROUND SCHOOL!

  75. GBS spews:

    Wednesday, 2/15/06 at 2:04 pm

    Clarice:

    Hang around though. I want to hear your story of failure.

    I know why you failed ground school. You lack attention to detail.

    It was recognized early in the program. As you now know, the Navy had developed methods of recognizing those who cannot complete the program.

    We called it “Weeding the weaklings.”

    The Navy didn’t want to spend millions of dollars training you to get a “seat in the fleet” on an F-14, just to have you not pay attention to that flashing “blip” on the radar screen that represents a bandit in your six.

    “Da, splash one Ameiri-kan boogie!” The words of a MiG pilot reporting the downing of an American fighter pilot, LT JCH.

    That’s why you WASHED-OUT! WEAKLING!

  76. GBS spews:

    Wednesday, 2/15/06 at 2:12 pm

    Rake face @ 46:

    Then Scooter Libby is in big ass trouble isn’t he?

    And, Dick Cheney told him to leak Top Secret National Defense information, didn’t he?

    Hey, I’m glad you’re back now. JCH is a WASHOUT and it was getting boring beating up on a chump like him 24/7.

    For old times sake, make me laugh. . . tell the story how McDermott violated the 4th amendment.

    Baaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa

    Tell us how you spent over $500,000 on vagimony.

    Baaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa

    Tell us again, how does a “wealthy” man like you lose your only child to a coke whore?

    Baaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa Haaa

    Ahhhh, God, you three shits are too, too funny.

    MTR, Mr. Cynical (aka Ms Chickenhawe, aka Oink) and my newest punching bag JCH (aka Clarice)

    Thanks. How was the Hill Billy New Year Ho-down at the double wide.

  77. YO spews:

    Wednesday, 2/15/06 at 11:00 pm

    HEY RABBIT I WAS IN SEATTLE TODAY AND SAW YOU WITH THE WIFE I THINK YOU WERE THE ONE WITH THE SIGN WILL WORK FOR FOOD AND THE WIFE WAS THE ONE THAT HAD THE LINE.

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