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Drinking Liberally

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The Seattle chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight (and every Tuesday), 8PM at the Montlake Ale House, 2307 24th Avenue E.

I’m back after a two-week hiatus, and I’m damned thirsty. So see you all there.

Comments

  1. Why don’t you LEFTIST PINHEADS meet tonite in the Battery Street Tunnel?? You can pound a few bottles of T-Bird with your collegues!! And of course reminisce about how each of you survived the Battery Street Tunnel traffic jam.

  4. Roger Rabbit–@3
    You should be happy about those potholes….when you are hopping across the street and a semi-truck comes barrelling down on you, you’ll be thanking me for saving your life!

  6. Nin–
    What a shameless name-dropper you are!!
    I also pity you for wasting your time on this bullshit when you could be drinking a cold beer with real LEFTIST PINHEADS!

  9. N, my guts hurt from reading your endorsements…

    “Endorsed without opposition were Ron Sims for County Executive, Larry Gossett and Larry Phillips for County Council Districts 4 and 2”

    I guess even w/ “anything goes” elections, you can’t very well nominate Larry, Moe or Curly…

  10. Well, righton, be prepared for sore guts over the next four years.

    I don’t suppose you noticed that we did endorse two Larrys. With tremendous pride and enthusiasm, I might add.

  11. Hey Moonbats – Kwazy Wabbit is flush with cash from his stock holdings in oil companies. Tell him to buy tonight. Can’t believe you guys are gonna drink with a greedy capitalist.

  12. Nin–
    I guess it would be politically incorrect to refer to Sims as “Curly”, huh?

  16. So, you’re not a coward, and you are going to show your face tonight at the Montlake Ale House.

    That’s what I took your comment to mean: “Of course you are not a coward and will show up.”

    Did I get that right? I don’t think you’re the kind of coward who would hide behind a moniker while spewing your piss all over a blog, like some kind of randy tomcat. You’re going to show up, right?

  18. 11

    The Rabbit never announces his rare appearances in advance due to traffic and security problems caused by the crowds of papparazzi and admiring fans that follow us everywhere we go, and the Rabbit has not appeared at all since May, prior to his recent illness.

  20. I’m wondering about the Monday night monorail meeting. There was no article in Tuesday’s papers. Anybody go? And please, no blather blah blah about the monorail. All I’d like to know about is the meeting. If you didn’t go, or if you have nothing specific to say about the meeting, then don’t bother.

  21. Roger@17–
    Fracturing your rear is a helluva lot better than becoming roadkill, don’t you think??
    Also, I say the previews of a new upcoming movie to be released soon….
    Honest to God, it’s called “The WERE-RABBIT”!!! I immediately thought of you Rog!! You are famous. Hat’s off!

  23. Wells@20–
    The Police Dept. shut the meeting down….excessive number of LEFTIST PINHEADS in one room. The legal limit is now one….and frankly, I believe that is too many!

  24. Mr. Cynical –

    The best thing you can come up with isn’t:

    “No, I will not be attending in person.” but rather to ask me if I have a life and accuse me of being a pedophile? (Check the spelling.)

    Why shouldn’t Goldy ban your IP? You detract from communication and don’t have any interest in improving.

  25. My Cynical, you sound like you are losing your cool. Perhaps you can’t claim to not be a coward.

  26. Mr Sin – I know your kind. I lived in Georgia for two years and in South Carolina for three years. If it were up to you, there would be no Voting Rights Act. You are the ultimate hypocrite… why don’t you move back to Alabama…

  28. Ruphus – Wow! What an amazing intellectual arguement that is… You’re probably the smartest Republican I know (heh heh)

  29. Yeah. Almost as good as your post on 26! You are brilliant! Wow a leftist spewing drivel about how a conservative must be from the south… how original.

  30. again you show your intellect…. See you at DL, at the Montlake Ale House… What! Sczred! oooooooooohh poor baby..! we ARE mad as hell and not going to take it any more…

  32. Goldy, I hope you “and your ilk” patted yourselves on the back tomight for framing your I-912 anti-campaign into its present form. Your “WSDOT is wonderfully efficient” and “I-912 will kill us all” hype is gaining a lot of repitition from typical lefties who never met a tax they won’t support. Way to go!

  33. 24

    Goldy – no, please – don’t listen to Heath … don’t take down our dartboard!

    Sorry I couldn’t make Montlake tonite guys … the Rabbit isn’t feeling well today.

  34. The violence against Cindy Sheehan’s group over the last 2 days shows the Republicans’ true colors. By next week they’ll be wearing their bedsheets.

  36. zip–
    Where in the heck have you been?
    Glad you are back….we need reinforcements!
    Naah…these LEFTIST PINHEADS are their own worst enemies.
    But glad to have you back…as you are always RIGHT!

  38. 36

    You NEED reinforcements, C. Lately you’ve been looking as bedraggled as a bunny in a hail storm.

    37

    Patience, R. One of these days, one of these days. These things take a little time. The bunny almost became a stiff 7 short weeks ago. BUT THE BUNNY AIN’T DEAD!!! :D

  39. Rog@38–
    I am truly happy about your recovery. I would be lost without you! Continued good health! Like you, I don’t take this seriously…I sleep like a baby at night…and I enjoy the verbal exchanges and good humor.
    It is scary however how serious and angry some of your comrades like LEFTIST PINHEAD heath have become. Imagine wanting to ban me??! Thanks for sticking up for me Rog. For a LEFTIST PINHEAD, your a mediocre human being (that’s a compliment!)

  40. “How DARE you imply that we hate freedom?” [says Goldy……]

    That’s what red-faced Liberals say, even as they protest against the war for freedom in Iraq and call our President a war criminal.

    Liberals are such hypocrites, and I for one am sick of it.

    Our brave men and women in uniform are fighting and dying on foreign soil, thousands of miles away from their homes, so that these misguided, misanthropic Liberals can exercise their Constitutionally protected rights to whine, moan and protest in public.

    It reminds me of a flashback to the radical anti-war protests of the 1960s and ‘70s. These modern radical Leftists might not be wearing their old-fashioned Birkenstocks and tie-dyed t-shirts, but their cowardly, anti-American mentality is the same as it has always been. They don’t want to pay the price for their own freedom, let alone anyone else’s. Their last presidential nominee even threw his own Vietnam War medals away. Yet they assume an obnoxious air of moral superiority because they are supposedly “anti-war.”

    Conservatives, on the other hand, truly love freedom – so much so that when necessary, they are willing to fight to preserve and protect it, as well as to export it around the world and extend it to other peoples less fortunate than we are.

    Let me give you a few examples of how patriotic Americans should support our troops.

    Bill Clinton was one of the worst Presidents in American history. He disgraced the Oval Office, and he spent more time hiding his numerous girlfriends from Hillary than he did working on foreign policy matters – except maybe when he was cutting shady deals that would benefit the Chinese and Indonesians and other foreigners who were making sizable illegal contributions to his campaign coffers.

    Yet when newly elected President Clinton launched his 1993 “nation-building” experiment in Somalia, by turning U.S. troops over to incompetent United Nations commanders, most Conservatives supported our soldiers – even though they disagreed with Clinton’s unconstitutional action and the deadly disaster that it ultimately produced at Mogadishu.

    When Clinton later sought NATO military action in the former Yugoslavia, intervening in behalf of the desperate Bosnian Muslims who were being slaughtered in a ruthless campaign of ethnic cleansing by the Serbs, most Conservatives did not protest – despite the fact that no vital U.S. interest was being threatened in the Balkans. (If you remember, Clinton completely bypassed the UN on this one.)

    When Clinton invaded Haiti with UN approval, supposedly to restore law and order and democracy, most Conservatives didn’t protest – even though the Marxist dictator Aristide was restored as ruler of Haiti through the intervention of our American military.

    Finally, when Clinton decided to bomb Iraq and obliterate its infrastructure with cruise missiles, merely to deflect attention from his own proven perjury and pending impeachment trial, there was no outcry from most Conservatives.

    Why? Conservatives love freedom!

    But when newly elected President Bush responded to the devastating 9-11 terrorist attacks by deposing, first the Taliban’s misogynist mullahs in Afghanistan and later the brutal tyrant Saddam Hussein in Iraq, the clueless Liberals literally screamed bloody murder.

    Where are the NOW-NARAL feminists protesting against Saddam for his brutal campaign of rape and murder against the women in his own country? Are the feminists thanking President Bush for liberating their sisters half a world away from the Taliban’s rigid repression?

    Where are the Liberal gun control freaks thanking Bush for disarming Saddam’s war machine and for making absolutely sure that no weapons of mass destruction can be exported from Iraq for terrorists to use on American soil?

    And just where were all of these bleeding-heart Liberals during the eight long years when Clinton was carrying out his unconstitutional military misadventures all over the world? If they hated war so much, why didn’t they protest against Clinton?

    The answer to all these questions is simple. Liberals don’t really hate war. They hate freedom. It is time for these misguided, guilt-ridden, hypocritical Leftists to ‘fess up and just be honest with the American people.

    Here’s the hard truth. Liberals are pro-abortion, pro-death, pro-gay, and anti-American. They don’t love our freedoms, let alone the Constitution that guarantees them. And they don’t really mind the State’s using war to advance their utopian goals of universal peace.

    Listen up, Liberals! Why don’t you want the women and children of Iraq to have the same freedoms as you do here in America? If you don’t love freedom, move to Cuba. Then you won’t have the rights you now enjoy, and you won’t have to worry about your spoiled, pampered children having to go to war to defend them.

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  41. Who wouldn’t want you banned? You say nothing other than LEFT! PINHEAD! MARXIST! BLAH! BLAH!

    Your goal seems to be to get in the way of communication, not participate. The world needs rules to keep babies like you in their cribs.

  42. heath–
    You are a typical LEFTIST PINHEAD who claims to be for 1st Amendment Rights and then whines and snivels if someone says something that hurts your fragile LEFTIST PINHEADED feelings.
    It is losers like you that crippled the Democratic Party and shoved me over to the RIGHT. Grow up PINHEAD! My Dad was a pro-Labor Diesel Mechanic…worked for 40 years while my Mom raised us 3 kids. LEFTIST PINHEADS like you have created a lot of Conservative/Libertarians who are beginning to understand WE can decide elections. I’m no Republican Asshole….but it has become my only choice.

  43. 40

    Heath, let me try to explain it this way. How could we play “pin the tail on the donkey” without Cynical’s fat ass to pin it to? He’s essential.

  44. Yeah Heath…Roger is right.
    Roger, I think heath is one of those loner losers. Pathetic gnome who sits in front of TV all day Jacking off to Jerry Springer re-runs.
    heath gives LEFTIST PINHEADS a bad name!

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