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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 2/21/24, 8:03 am

– The Economic Displacement Relocation Assistance seems to be doing good for Seattle.

– Scary cougar attack. Stay safe Fall City.

– Didn’t watch the State of the City address? Me either! But here are some takeaways.

– Wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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  1. 1

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 8:46 am

    A just-reported internal poll in AZ has Kari Lake up over Gallego. I know, BFD, it’s an internal poll, so I’ll spare you.

    And yet:

    Ruben Gallego
    @RubenGallego
    Not the news I was hoping to share but polling has us down 6 points to MAGA-extremist Kari Lake. And the truth is, we’re pacing behind on our fundraising goals. I can’t do it alone but if lots of people like you chip in, we will have a real shot at taking the lead and WINNING.
    From actblue.com
    10:00 AM · Feb 8, 2024

    Everybody glad they kicked the occasional carpet-muncher to the curb for having a bit of independence?
    ·

  2. 2

    Eat the Rich spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 8:52 am

    Couple threads ago we had a glowing account of Shark Tank’s Kevin O’Leary saying he wouldn’t do business in New York anymore.

    Dude should maybe not do interviews.

    Why would anyone do business in NY if they’re going to get prosecuted just for doing crimes? I certainly won’t be in any state where my crimes could be punished”

    So you admit what Donald did IS a crime and insinuate that you have also committed crime. Your problem is ‘Powerful and rich people don’t have immunity from prosecution.’

  3. 3

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 8:59 am

    I wasn’t going to post this but @ 2 was so fucking stupid that there’s no reason I shouldn’t.

    From CNBC last night:

    “The special counsel has gone to extreme lengths to bring charges against Mr. Biden that would not have been filed against anyone else,” said Hunter Biden’s attorney Abbe Lowell in a statement. “Prosecutors reneged on binding agreements, bowed to political pressure to bring unprecedented charges, overreached in their authority, ignored the rules and allowed their agents to run amok, and repeatedly misstated evidence to the court to defend their conduct.”

    In the court filings, Hunter Biden’s attorneys argued that the president’s son was being selectively targeted for prosecution.

    Same point Trump’s supporters are making WRT the NYC prosecution.

    @ 2. Your problem is ‘Powerful and rich people don’t have immunity from prosecution.’

    POS Hunter Biden shares that problem.

  4. 4

    Genocide spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 8:59 am

    WE NEED TO HAVE THE RIGHT TO DEFNED OURSELVES!

    CNN
    —
    Israeli forces fired on a United Nations convoy carrying vital food supplies in central Gaza on February 5, before ultimately blocking the trucks from progressing to the northern part of the territory, where Palestinians are on the verge of famine, according to documents shared exclusively by the UN and CNN’s own analysis.

    CNN has seen correspondence between the UN and the Israeli military that show the convoy’s route was agreed upon by both parties prior to the strike. According to an internal incident report compiled by UNRWA, the main UN relief agency in Gaza, which was also seen by CNN, the truck was one of 10 in a convoy sitting stationary at an IDF holding point when it was fired upon.

  5. 5

    Whadabout spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 9:03 am

    @3

    Improperly filling out a Federal Form is just like falsifying financial forms to defraud the state of New York out of millions in revenue AND defrauding banks to enrich yourself through financial transaction for which you do not qualify.

    Yes these things are both crimes. One is victimless.

  6. 6

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 9:12 am

    @ 4

    Maybe. IDF hasn’t responded, the piece says. Here’s a photo of the damage.

    The claim is that it was a naval-fired missile. If that’s all the damage that a shell from a warship can cause, Hamas has nothing to worry about.

    You should go back to claiming that 500 people died when a Gazan hospital collapsed after IDF bombed it. It was a lie, but at least you were claiming something other than 75 bucks’ worth of food were wasted.

    No dead. No injured. Truck and trailer are both still usable, and 90% of the cargo on the trailer is still intact. If you’re going to go after the IDF, maybe bring something more than this. You’re just being silly.

  7. 7

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 9:15 am

    Shorter @ 4

    $75 of wasted food = “Genocide”

    How silly.

  8. 8

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 9:40 am

    Bill Ackman nearly single-handedly took down Claudine Gay.

    My corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president is his next target.

    Geiger Capital
    @Geiger_Capital
    MUST WATCH:

    Bill Ackman playing no games about Biden. Saying what everyone is thinking…

    “Biden is done. I mean, it’s embarrassing. It’s embarrassing for the country having him as a Presidential candidate, let alone the President. It’s crazy and it’s just going to get worse.”
    4:20 PM · Feb 20, 2024

  9. 9

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 9:57 am

    @ 8

    Actually, Claudine Gay’s repeated plagiarism is ultimately what took her down. She did it her entire career. Everyone looked the other way because she checked two of the three boxes most essential for academic advancement.

  10. 10

    But He Made the Trains Run On Time spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 10:09 am

    @6 & 7

    To recap, a convoy that was pre-planned and pre-approved came under fire and despite assurances from the Israeli government it would be allowed to deliver food to an area now under famine conditions BECAUSE of their attacks….the convoy was turned away.

    And this fucking moron thinks a truck only holds $75 dollars worth of food. 150 pounds of flour. That’s it. That’s all that was in a convoy of food aid.

    What would you call the intentional starvation of an ethnic or religious group of people by forced neglect?

    Most call it Genocide.

  11. 11

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 10:09 am

    Confidential to G-clown: It’s not anorexia causing your weight loss. It’s HIV.

    HEALTH NEWS FEB. 20, 2024 / 9:56 AM
    Experts raising awareness of anorexia in boys and men

    Because of the ignorance and stigma surrounding eating disorders in men, too many who have anorexia are diagnosed very late, the experts added.

    There are questions that might point to anorexia in males: “Screening for muscle-enhancing goals and behaviors is important to assess for anorexia nervosa,” the team said in a journal news release.

    Screening for HIV is important, especially for guys who spend as much time in airport mens’ RR as you do, G-clown.

  12. 12

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 10:12 am

    Everybody glad they kicked the occasional carpet-muncher to the curb

    Very glad.

    BTW she kicked herself to the curb. At the time this profoundly stupid trust fund troll argued for months that Sinema’s abandonment of her party was political genius that would somehow assure her a Senate seat and a ticket to a run for president. The troll should fire up another bong hit of copium before he checks Sinema’s polling. But he should under no circumstances prepare for the abortion ballot measure.

  13. 13

    RedReformed spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 10:12 am

    James Biden testifies brother had no ‘direct or indirect financial interest’ in business ventures
    Republicans “well fuck. “

  14. 14

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 10:17 am

    POS fire alarm-puller and overtly racist Jamaal Bowman won’t be re-elected.

    Rep. Jamaal Bowman was already poised to face one of the toughest Democratic primaries in the nation. He doesn’t appear to be helping himself.

    Westchester County Executive George Latimer has raised more than twice his haul.

    And the squad member’s harsh criticism of Israel has put him in hot water in one of the most Jewish districts in the nation — all while Latimer has made his pro-Israel stance clear.

    The Congress member has had a growing list of gaffes, including, of course, pulling a fire alarm in Congress.

    He’s also recently criticized Latimer for taking money from a group of donors from which Bowman himself received campaign cash.

    But now he’s angered firefighters all over again, this time as he deals with the aftermath of an uncomfortable revelation from his past.

    In a 2011 online personal blog, penned during his time as a Bronx principal, Bowman posted a lengthy poem in which he suggested the 9/11 attacks were a conspiracy.

    It looks like POS Rashida Tlaib will help take him down, too.

    Latimer also pounced on the Bowman-Tlaib joint fundraising campaign.

    “Our campaign keeps growing our support within our home area – Westchester and the Bronx – raising our funds and getting endorsements from local residents who want better representation in Congress,” the Latimer campaign said.

    “The incumbent, with his weak in-district numbers, has now resorted to working hand in hand with Rep. Tlaib, who refuses to condemn the rape of Israeli women and is actively working to defeat President Biden in her home state of Michigan. That says it all.”

    https://nypost.com/2024/02/18/us-news/squad-member-jamaal-bowman-under-fire-for-fundraising-with-anti-israel-rashida-tlaib-as-he-faces-challenge-from-moderate/

    The Hamas-hugging POS congresswoman from Michigan will help Biden lose that state in November, and she’ll help Bowman lose his primary. Why keep such a disgusting POS around, Democrats? To make POS Bob Menendez look good by comparison?

  15. 15

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 10:19 am

    The Even Bigger Fucking Moron verifies @ 13 that I’ve correctly characterized his level of intelligence.

  16. 16

    Nate Silver spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 10:31 am

    The Hamas-hugging POS congresswoman from Michigan will help Biden lose that state in November, and she’ll help Bowman lose his primary. Why keep such a disgusting POS around, Democrats? To make POS Bob Menendez look good by comparison?

    You mean the state whose GOP Comittee is bankrupt, threw out their Black Party chair AND got the UAW a big raise with the help of Joe Biden?

    Sure Jan.

  17. 17

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 10:37 am

    The number of illegals who have entered the US since my corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president took office would create the 14th largest US state, I read this morning.

    The vast majority of Americans believe the federal government has poorly handled the historic surge of migrants arriving at the US-Mexico border under President Biden, according to a new poll.

    Just 18% of people surveyed said the government is doing a good job dealing with migrants seeking to enter the US at the southern border, while 80% said it is doing a bad job, according to a Pew Research Center poll released Thursday.

    Among those who took issue with the government’s handling of the migrant influx, 45% characterized it as “a very bad job.”

    Those 18% are made up of The Even Bigger Fucking Moron and others of similar intelligence.

    No small poll, either:

    The Pew Research Center poll was conducted between Jan. 16 and Jan. 21 and surveyed 5,140 US adults.

    Anybody wanna guess at the numbers had Pew polled likely voters? Didn’t think so.

    The best part of this is that Queen YLB’s fucked kids get to pay the costs of all of these illegals while simultaneously being ignored by DEI types who seek to appoint the illegals to lucrative paid jobs for which they are not close to qualified.

    And the very best part of this is that Queen YLB voted for all of it.

    Queen YLB’s kids are gonna get it. Good and hard.

  18. 18

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 10:41 am

    @ 16

    You mean the state whose GOP Comittee is bankrupt, threw out their Black Party chair AND got the UAW a big raise with the help of Joe Biden?

    Sure Jan.

    Yeah, Nate. That state.

    2024 Michigan: Trump vs Biden

    POLLSTER DATE SAMPLE MOE
    TRUMP (R)
    BIDEN (D)
    SPREAD
    RCP Average
    10/22 – 2/18 — — 46.7 42.1
    Trump
    4.6

    EPIC-MRA
    2/13 – 2/18 600 LV 4.0 45 41
    Trump
    4

    FOX News
    2/8 – 2/12 1106 RV 3.0 47 45
    Trump
    2

    Bloomberg/MrnConsult
    1/16 – 1/20 703 RV 4.0 47 42
    Trump
    5

    Detroit News
    1/2 – 1/6 600 LV 4.0 47 39
    Trump
    8

    CNN
    11/29 – 12/6 1197 RV 3.4 50 40
    Trump
    10

    Let’s not forget that #CrookedHillary outspent Trump 2:1 and still lost. Oh, and lost Michigan in the process.

  19. 19

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 10:47 am

    While homeownership is out of reach for many Black Americans, most still see it as a hallmark of success.

    About 66% of Black Americans consider themselves successful in some way, according to a recent study by the Pew Research Center. Slightly more than half of those surveyed, 52%, believe homeownership is important for their definition of success.

    People of Asian ancestry do, too. And they outcompete Queen YLB’s fucked kids. Which is one of many reasons that Queen YLB hates “Asians”.

  20. 20

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 10:50 am

    Asswipe @ 16 crows that Biden got the UAW a big raise in Michigan.

    Let’s see what else Biden got for Michiganders of late, shall we?

    2 more Michigan woody biomass power plants set to close

    Crain’s Grand Rapids
    https://www.crainsgrandrapids.com › news › energy
    Feb 5, 2024 — Two of the five remaining wood-fired biomass energy plants in the Lower Peninsula may close in the coming months, raising questions about …

    Michigan’s largest power plant plans to close three years …

    Michigan Radio
    https://www.michiganpublic.org › michigans-largest-p…
    Jul 12, 2023 — DTE Energy, the largest energy company in Michigan, said Wednesday it intends to accelerate the closure of the state’s largest power plant.

    General Motors to layoff 1314 employees at manufacturing …

    ClickOnDetroit
    https://www.clickondetroit.com › local › 2023/12/15
    Dec 15, 2023 — General Motors is laying off 1314 employees at manufacturing plants in Michigan, months after reaching a new labor contract with the United …

    What, asswipe, you thought money was free? What the Biden/UAW alliance achieved was a widening of the wealth gap libbies claim to hate.

  21. 21

    Independent Voters spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 10:51 am

    @17

    You walked right into it. It’s a campaign ad that sells itself.

    Trump admits he ruined border deal to hurt Democrats

    Laura “Why were you against the Bipartisan (eds note, shit not supposed to say that) the Senate border deal?”

    Donald “It also made it much better for the opposing side. I don’t know if you;ve heard this but I came up with it…”Migrant Crime” There’s crime, there’s violent crime there’s migrant crime. We have a new category of crime it’s called migrant crime and it’s going to be worse than any other form of crime.”

    Editorial:
    “If I can’t swiftboat and Willie Horton the border then I have nothing to run on. I crashed the economy. I had a dismal record on jobs. I tried to overthrow the election. I’ve been found to be as a matter of law a rapist. I defrauded the State of New York, And I’m going ot spend the rest of the campaign season being tried for a couple more felonies. If I let the Democrats do something about the border I have nothing at all to talk about. Except Biden’s age. And we know Nikki Haley was a disaster of a President and I beat Obama in the last election.”

  22. 22

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 10:53 am

    Sell naked calls and naked puts against Ford and GM shares. For Ford, in the range bounded by $9 and $16.

    For GM, in the range bounded by $25/$30 and $50.

    Free money. The shares are range-bound, and if you do have them put to you they pay a decent dividend, and you sell a covered call to get rid of them and collect another premium at the same time.

    It beats owning 3M and AT&T. Just ask Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  23. 23

    Eat the Rich spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 10:59 am

    Dec 15, 2023 — General Motors is laying off 1314 employees at manufacturing plants in Michigan, months after reaching a new labor contract with the United …

    Not Union workers, it was part of the agreement. Middle managers and executive suite. They failed to successfully crush the Union and it came back to bite them. The Republican leaning Farmington Hills and Northville tony suburbs and their white flight lost some wage earners.

    Side note, cling to those 600 respondent polls. It’s not like the MOE on those is close to 5%. The one small sample poll that can have any reaction to the $353M judgement that splashed all over the interwebs, tv and print is within that MOE. Also has 14% undecided. “So do I vote for the guy whose Isreali Policy I can’t stand or the guy who wants to kill me and everyone like me, put tarriffs on all imported goods, outlaw abortion nationwide, pardon himself and all the 1/7 terrorists…”

  24. 24

    Bear Sterns spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 11:02 am

    @22

    Wow, you’re a fucking GENIUS! So you put options between the high and low point of where Ford has been for the past two years give or take.

    GM has also been sitting in the $30-40 range for two years.

    We should hire you. You’re just the kind of financial soothsayer we need.

  25. 25

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 11:08 am

    On Tuesday, Trump’s “Save America” leadership political action committee reported raising just $8,508 from donors in the entire month of January, while spending about $3.9 million, according to a new filing with the Federal Election Commission.

    Nearly $3 million of that overall spending total was used for one purpose: to pay lawyers. 👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿

  26. 26

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 11:11 am

    At the very same time for the month of January, the Trump campaign itself reported a net loss of more than $2.6 million for the month. It raised about $8.8 million while spending around $11.5 million.

    https://docquery.fec.gov/cgi-bin/forms/C00825851/1758439//

    This is fine. 🔥

  27. 27

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 11:15 am

    The GOP becomming the pro-Russia party was not on my 2024 bingo card.

    I have no rational sense of how that development might impact the general election in November. But my suspicion is that disengaged, infrequent swing voters would be negatively impressed. They do seem to be incinerating their own brand.

  28. 28

    Why Are We PAYING you to lobby for higher rates and polution? spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 11:20 am

    The “right to work, you can’t force someone to pay Union Dues if they don’t want to so we can starve the political arm even though they are negotiating on your behalf” crowd is screaming bloody loud about,

    8 states move to ban utilities from using customer money for lobbying
    Utilities have come under fire for lobbying to stall climate policies and keep fossil fuel plants running.

  29. 29

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 11:21 am

    @ 23

    … pardon himself and all the 1/7 terrorists…

    It was January 6, not 7. Think about that the next time you make fun of Nikki Haley for talking about 9/10 instead of 9/11.

    What’s the difference? There were real terrorists on 9/11. There were idiot rioters, not terrorists, on 1/6.

    Good post.

  30. 30

    Independent Voters spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 11:22 am

    Gym is having a rough week.

    (TNR)

    House Republicans quietly deleted a reference to their epic fail of an FBI informant in a letter to a potential witness in the somehow-still-ongoing impeachment inquiry into Joe Biden.

    Republicans have hinged their Biden investigation on accusations from a supposedly credible but confidential FBI source that Biden and his son Hunter accepted bribes from a Ukrainian oligarch. But the Justice Department has since charged that source, former FBI informant Alexander Smirnov, with making false statements and revealed his accusation may have been Russian disinformation.

    As a result, House Republicans have begun to scrub mentions of Smirnov from their imploding investigation. Judiciary Chair Jim Jordan and Oversight Chair James Comer, who have spearheaded the probe, sent a letter Tuesday to former State Department official Amos Hochstein requesting an interview. The GOP has accused Hochstein of advising Hunter Biden when the latter served on the board of Ukrainian energy company Burisma.

  31. 31

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 11:26 am

    @ 24

    Thank you for confirming my statement that the shares of F and GM are range-bound.

    It’s not much money and no one gets rich with premiums of this size. But it’s virtually riskless and makes use of capital invested elsewhere as support for options trading.

    It’s also better than Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit has done with his AT&T and 3M investments.

    It’s also more useful than, say, recommending to people that they buy Apple shares in early 1993 and Amgen shares in 1995 and 1999, and hold them in their retirement account for the next three decades or so. Not everyone has a time machine.

  32. 32

    Sad, so sad spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 11:27 am

    @29

    When your best retort is a typo….

    “Because I was down there and I watched our police and our firemen down at 7/11, down at the World Trade Center right after it came down.” And I bought them all a Big Bite and a Slurpee. THAT’S how much I back the blue. Unless they shoot a rioter. Well not any rioter. Just the one. And don’t you dare call my good friends, fine people, who stormed the Congress for Political interference and beat cops in the process ‘Terrorists’. Those are heroes and it’s a shame what The Biden administration has done to my voters.

  33. 33

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 11:28 am

    @ 30

    Republicans have hinged one part of their Biden investigation on accusations from a supposedly credible but confidential FBI source that Biden and his son Hunter accepted bribes from a Ukrainian oligarch.

    Better now. More accurate.

  34. 34

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 11:29 am

    @ 32

    When your best retort is a typo….

    … you might be Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit writing about Nikki Haley.

  35. 35

    Charles Schwab spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 11:31 am

    @31

    Except, if as you claim you bought options at BOTH ends of the range (calls and puts), one of your positions is going to lose you money. At best you’ll break even. If the stock stays steady somewhere in the middle you’ll lose both.

    Or maybe you’ll actually hit the number on the Roulette wheel and the stock will hit your ‘call’ target before tanking and hitting your ‘put’ target within the timeframe of your option or vice versa.

    Sure Jan.

    Nice work.

  36. 36

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 11:32 am

    Concerns about what? I hear the Obama Presidential Library is proceeding nicely.

    Concerns rise as 3 KFC restaurants close doors in South Side Chicago neighborhoods

    “It is an opportunity to reimagine that corner, KFC has been there since I was a child. It’s disappointing to see a staple of over 35 years close,” said Hall. “We’re going to look to the future, even if it means tearing down that KFC and building a new business, but we are not going to stop until that vacancy is filled.”

    Yeah, sure. I hear that Whole Foods and Trader Joe’s are fighting over the lots.

  37. 37

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 11:36 am

    @ 25

    Except, if as you claim you bought options at BOTH ends of the range (calls and puts), one of your positions is going to lose you money. At best you’ll break even. If the stock stays steady somewhere in the middle you’ll lose both.

    Chuck Schwab, please don’t teach Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit about basic options trading.

    I sold options at both ends of the range. Sold, not bought. See @ 22.

    Meaning if the stocks stay somewhere in the middle I’ll WIN both. Not lose. Win.

    Now that I think about it, Chuck, I do want you to teach Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit your version of options trading. It will dovetail nicely with my Notadumbfuck Investment Method.

    Good post.

  38. 38

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 11:36 am

    30,

    For more than a year top Republicans knowingly lied their asses off about the President, claiming bullshit about Burisma Bribes.

    Then they got caught red handed.

    So now they expect to Yeahbut their way out of their own trap?

    Liars are liars. They are dismissed.

    Case in point is 33.

    A liar. Dismissed.

  39. 39

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 11:41 am

    Sell 50 put contracts F exp Jan 25, strike price $9.17. Collect premium of $2,050.

    Sell 50 call contracts F exp Jan 25, strike price $19.17. Collect premium of $700.

    Limited risk, nearly free $2,750 premiums (less small trading costs) paid up front. Understand, Chuck @ 35?

  40. 40

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 11:45 am

    Definition of liar @ 38, according to QoS McHillbilly.

    Use a 1023 form that Chris Wray did his best to withhold and never once claimed contained intentionally false information.

    Find out later that the information contained in the form is allegedly intentionally false.

    Be branded a liar for using information not known at the time to be false.

    Good work if you can get it. Heads Dems win, tails GOP loses. Until November, anyway.

  41. 41

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 11:49 am

    30,

    More examples –

    “Joe Biden caught on tape getting bribed and the Left looks the other way.” – Nancy Mace

    ” These bribery allegations are the biggest political corruption scandal, not only in my lifetime, but I would say the past 100 years.” – Elise Stefanik

    “We’ve shown them the evidence. I don’t know what else you need other than President Biden coming on the news saying: ‘Hey, I’m a crook. I took this money. I took these bribes.’ I mean, what else do they need? There’s just too much evidence in it. And it’s all documented.” – Tim Burchett

    “Joe Biden sold off our foreign policy. Joe Biden’s son Hunter Biden got a $5 million bribe from Ukraine.” Vivek Ramaswamy

    “He took a bribe from a foreign national in a foreign country that paid millions of dollars. He needs to be prosecuted for this, and I would argue that he should serve jail time.” – Republican Troll Doll

    Their own hand-picked special prosecutor is now declaring in sworn filings that all of this was known to be bullshit planted by Russian intelligence to influence the 2020 election, and brought to them by Rudy Giuliani. It’s all been there in the case files and investigative notes since 2020. And Republicans have withheld all of those investigation findings while promoting the criminally fraudulent statements as “fact”.

    Liars lie. When they are members of Congress they can hide behind the speech and debate clause. But that only shields them from criminal and civil liability for their lying. It does not shield them from public judgment for being liars.

  42. 42

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 11:53 am

    and never once claimed contained intentionally false information.

    Nother.

    Attorney General William Barr was instrumental in withholding that file. The FBI always witholds all preliminary documents forming parts of investigations that are ultimately determined to either lack sufficient evidence or to be the result of flase claims. That’s actually statutory.

    Knowing that Russia was and had been engaging in an effort to plant disinformation with multiple FBI offices, the AG created a screening process to protect Trump as much as anyone else.

    It may not help Barr very much that he later lied under oath to Congress about that. Lying seldom helps. As in the case of this profoundly stupid trust fund troll.

  43. 43

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 11:54 am

    Gavin Newsom is running a shadow campaign for president. This will not help him.

    The 2024‑25 Budget
    Deficit Update
    Under LAO Revenue Update, Budget Problem Grows by $15 Billion
    The state already faces a significant deficit this year—we estimate it totaled $58 billion under the administration’s revenue forecast at the time the Governor’s budget was proposed in January. However, recent revenue collections data reflect even further weakness relative to those estimates. Specifically, our forecast is about $24 billion below the Governor’s budget across 2022‑23 to 2024‑25. All else equal, this means the budget problem is likely to be higher at the time of the May Revision. The actual increase in the state’s budget problem will depend on a number of factors, including formula-driven spending changes, most notably Proposition 98 spending requirements for schools and community colleges. (Due to specific circumstances this year, changes in revenues are unlikely to have a significant effect on the state’s other major formula-driven spending requirements, specifically related to Proposition 2.) Roughly, a $24 billion erosion in revenues corresponds to a $15 billion increase in the budget problem. This would expand the $58 billion estimated deficit to $73 billion under our updated revenue forecast.

    Remember mid-May, 2022, when CA had a $97.5B surplus? Good times, good times.

  44. 44

    Bruce H. spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 11:59 am

    @248 on previous thread:

    When I said Seattle was full of liberal progressive idiots, I meant the entire population of Seattle, not just the city council. If fact, that description fits most of King County.

  45. 45

    Donald J Trump spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 12:01 pm

    @37

    Meaning if the stocks stay somewhere in the middle I’ll WIN both. Not lose. Win.

    Uhhhh…no. To win one bet the stock will need to RISE. To win the other bet the stock will need to FALL.

    I have a book, “Stock Trading for Morons” you should read. I’ll sell you a copy for $99.95

  46. 46

    Millenial Voters spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 12:06 pm

    This is really gonna chap dumbfuck’s hide.

    Biden will email 153,000 student loan borrowers: I’m canceling your debt
    “I hope this relief gives you a little more breathing room,” the message says.

    President Joe Biden’s administration announced that more than 150,000 borrowers will receive $1.2 billion in student loan forgiveness under a program unveiled in January seeking to provide relief for Americans who had been making payments for at least a decade.

  47. 47

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 12:11 pm

    Sworn affidavit of Special Prosecutor Weiss filed in support of indictment for lying on a form:
    “During November and December 2018 the defendant took multiple photographs of videos apparent cocaine, crack cocaine, and drug paraphernalia.”

    In support of the sworn assertion the Special Prosecutor supplied the following photograph:
    https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/02/20/21/81231527-0-Hunter_Biden_s_iPhone_contained_pictures_of_apparent_cocaine_cra-a-2_1708464713976.jpg

    That same accompanying photograph retrieved from Hunter Biden’s phone had been sent to Biden from his psychiatrist at the time treating him for addiction. That the source of the photograph was not Biden but was instead his addiction doctor was immediately available from the file data attached and included in the extraction from the phone. The source ID was even included in the sworn affidavit. So the sworn statement made by the Special Prosecutor in the affidavit was false, is false, and was known to be false at the time that the Special Prosecutor filed the affidavit.

    And yeah, of course, that’s also not cocaine. Duh.

    The trial court is legally bound to consider these kinds of material falsehoods made by a government prosecutor in considering a motion to quash the indictment. And the government prosecutor must respond and answer for such material falsehoods presented to a court of law by any officer of the court to the satisfaction of that court in order to overcome that motion.

    The best Weiss can hope to do here is to convice the trial court that he is not a liar who deliberately swore false statements to the court, but rather that he suffers from fathomless incompetence, laziness, carelessness, and criminally adjacent professional neglect. And that can only be hoped to keep his indictment alive but has no hope of keeping the bullshit fake evidence in the trial.

    TLDR: The Special Prosecutor charging Hunter Biden with lying on a form, himself lied on a much more serious and much more consequential form.

    I warned the profoundly stupid trust fund troll last summer that, given all we knew about the circumstances surrounding the collapse of the plea deal, this would end up with Weiss in the shit.

  48. 48

    The Wheels of Justice spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 12:11 pm

    Trump’s dime store lawyers are at it again.

    “Pretty please Judge Engoron. Our client wants to propose a different judgement. We all know this is going to get lowered on appeal so lets start at a lower figure from the get go. Please. We really don’t have the cash to put up a bond. It’s only fair that you let us set our own penalty.”

    On Wednesday, Clifford Robert filed a letter in the New York City civil court addressed to Engoron which argues Trump was “deprived” of the chance to speak out against the ruling before it was filed.

    According to court records, Roberts requested the chance to propose a “counter-judgment” to Engoron’s ruling, adding that it would be “contrary to fundamental fairness” if not allowed to submit a counter-judgment.

  49. 49

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 12:13 pm

    @ 46

    … student loan forgiveness under a program unveiled in January seeking to provide relief for Americans who had been making payments for at least a decade.

    Correct me if I am wrong, but wasn’t this a pre-existing program that had not been administered correctly?

    This wasn’t something created by the Biden administration, it was something the Biden administration caught being done wrong, and corrected. As in, done wrong by Trump and Obama administrations.

  50. 50

    Independent Voters spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 12:20 pm

    @49

    “Say, did you hear BIDEN pulled the troops from Afghanistan?”

    What a tool you are.

  51. 51

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 12:21 pm

    If you think Republicans don’t want to also control what private schools teach … think again.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/education/4479550-gop-georgia-gender-lgbtq-private-schools/

  52. 52

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 12:21 pm

    @ 45

    Uhhhh…no. To win one bet the stock will need to RISE. To win the other bet the stock will need to FALL.

    Still wrong.

    Example: A stock trades in the $50-60 range. Doesn’t go higher, nor lower, during the period covered in the example.

    One sells naked calls at $65 strike price, and sells naked puts at $45 strike price, same expiration. Collects premiums, up front, for each transaction.

    Since the shares don’t exceed $65, the naked call contract expires worthless. Since the shares don’t fall below $45, the naked put contract expires worthless.

    The premiums paid at contract execution are retained by the seller. The shares neither rise nor fall, so the seller suffers no loss.

    Dumbass, you are still assuming that I bought something. I have made clear, now for the second time, that both options are sold, not purchased.

    You do not understand basic options trading. Not even Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit misunderstands as badly as you do.

  53. 53

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 12:24 pm

    Billionaires deduct private jet flights to weekend getaways, but their cleaning ladies can’t deduct their bus fare to work. The IRS wants to crack down on such abuses, but the GOP wants defund the IRS.

    https://thehill.com/business/4480872-irs-to-ramp-up-audits-of-private-jet-usage/

  54. 54

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 12:32 pm

    Last week as I watched Nathan Wade’s former law partner reluctantly testifying about how he had been acting as a spy for defense counsel Ashleigh Merchant and that he had been terminated from the partnership for sexually assaulting both a firm employee and a firm client, something familiar about it all kept tickling the back of my mind.

    Over the weekend it hit me and I was reminded once again of a scene from a Sidney Pollack movie with Paul Newman about a very similar situation. In the movie The Verdict a lawyer played by Charlotte Rampling was sent by the giant, evil, corporate insurance law firm to spy on the alcoholic lawyer played by Newman. She almost ruins the case for Newman, but then she’s caught at the last minute. But right before she’s caught for spying she meets up with the big senior partner at the big law firm to take her dirty money. And of course, by now she hates herself for who she is and what she’s allowed herself to become.

    Last week Terrence Bradley had the exact same expression on his face during his testimony as Charlotte Rampling had in that movie scene.
    https://youtu.be/RqiuU8x0VTU

  55. 55

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 12:41 pm

    In economic theory, relocation assistance is a cost of doing business that landlords will pass through to tenants, because they can’t operate at a loss and stay in business.

    Alternatively, if landlords can’t pass through this cost, they can absorb it by cutting other costs on things such as building security and maintenance.

    Or if a housing shortage has created wide profit margins, they could absorb this cost by accept lower profits, although that will tend to discourage new supply that would alleviate the shortage and bring down rents.

    Without a doubt, corporate landlords have penciled all this out. Meanwhile, mom and pop landlords have another incentive to sell the duplex or rental house and stop being housing providers altogether.

    It might work better to provide rent subsidies and relocation assistance at government expense and spread the cost across the entire universe of taxpayers, if ensuring affordable housing is seen as a public responsibility.

  56. 56

    NYSE spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 12:45 pm

    @52

    Where someone makes a semantic arguement for why his play is at BEST break even.

    And continues to brag about their ‘smarts’

  57. 57

    NYSE spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 12:45 pm

    @52

    Where someone makes a semantic arguement for why his play is at BEST break even.

    And continues to brag about their ‘smarts’

  58. 58

    Day Trading To spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 12:48 pm

    I have a brilliant plan. I’m gonna put $1000 on the Kansas City Chiefs. But I’m ALSO putting $1000 on the 49ers.

    Whoever wins I’m only out my brokerage fees vig.

  59. 59

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 12:51 pm

    54,
    Now I’m pretty sure I’ve posted that clip before just because it so perfectly illustrates how soulless the law can be and how morally corrosive it can be for some people, especially if they don’t have a good moral compass and cling to principles.

    So maybe that’s why I’m now reminded of yet another Paul Newman movie in the case of dipshit Special Prosecutor Weiss.
    This time it’s called Absence of Malice, and Newman plays a Florida liquor distributor with a shady past.

    An Assistant United States Attorney in Miami working on a sprawling organized crime investigation is trying to force the liquor distributor to help him with his investigation, and the liquor guys is telling him to fuck off. He isn’t involved with the mob and he doesn’t want to become involved with the mob. So the AUSA figures out a corrupt way to accidentally “leak” key selected, and essentially falsified details of the investigation implicating the liquor guy in a union mob hit to an ambitious but morally compromised reporter played by Sally Field. She prints a series of splashy newspaper stories that result in the liquor guy’s business being ruined and a good friend committing suicide. So the liquor guy proceeds to hatch and carry out a revenge plot that winds up with the AUSA and Sally Field facing federal prosecution for obstruction.

    The key to the whole revenge plot stems from the moment that AUSA “accidentially” allows the reporter to copy a phony investigation file. And it perfectly illustrates why the DOJ is not supposed to publish or “leak” poorly sourced, bullshit suspicions or worse, fake reports brought to them by con artists. Sometimes people are innocent. And they are always supposed to be innocent until proven guilty.

    It’s almost as if all of TrumpWorld bullshit can be summed up in Paul Newman movies.

  60. 60

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 12:54 pm

    to pay the costs of all of these illegals while simultaneously being ignored by DEI types

    yawwwwn.. both kids have good jobs that they’re more than qualified for…

    And neither of them have employers whose “type” is “whites only”, “the rich always get richer” and “all ‘abnormals’ (queer, trans, dark skin color) EXCLUDED….

    I doubt any employer no matter the politics would put a Honduran ag worker in a job requiring a professional credential.

    yawwwn.. silly and stupid.. what else..

    hates “Asians”.

    Moi? No. Don’t hate asian people at all..

    Scotus does it seems..

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/divided-scotus-declines-to-hear-new-case-on-race-in-school-admissions/ar-BB1iANgu

    Imagine that.. A charter school.. a charter school.. changing its admissions formula so its student body is not 3/4 asian.

    kreepshit voted for that… heh.

  61. 61

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 12:54 pm

    @54 It took the Washington State Bar Association a century to adopt a rule prohibiting lawyers from having sex with their clients.

    IIRC, they finally got around to it when a local newspaper reported the then-serving bar president had sex with five of his clients.

  62. 62

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 12:57 pm

    @3 I have an idea: Let’s just prosecute everybody who commits crimes, without favor or prejudice. Isn’t that what “equal justice for all” is supposed to mean?

    Based on that principle I have no problem with locking up Hunter Biden, and I have no problem with locking up Donald Trump either.

  63. 63

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 1:00 pm

    Oh kreepshit would do well to remember “America’s Frontline Doctors”…

    kreepshit liked the white coats they wore.

    One doctor had some “interesting” credentials…

    Some of her other claims include blaming medical conditions on witches and demons – a common enough belief among some evangelical Christians – though she says they have sex with people in a dream world.

    “They turn into a woman and then they sleep with the man and collect his sperm… then they turn into the man and they sleep with a man and deposit the sperm and reproduce more of themselves,” she said during a sermon in 2013.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-53579773

    Who hired her? Some “DEI type”?

  64. 64

    Also, not a Drag Queen spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 1:01 pm

    Victim blaming is always wrong but some part of me wonders….

    If you’re a parent of a child and you made arrangements for the neighbor with a long criminal record and a swastika tattoo to be the one driving that kid to the school bus stop, I think you missed at least a salmon colored flag when reaching that decision.

  65. 65

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 1:02 pm

    @6 “If that’s all the damage that a shell from a warship can cause” etc.

    To a dumbfuck, civilian starvation is “light damage.”

  66. 66

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 1:03 pm

    @6 “The claim is” etc.

    Which, for a dumbfuck, is all the verification that’s needed to establish something as fact.

  67. 67

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 1:07 pm

    @7 “How silly”

    To a dumbfuck, it’s not how many civilians starve, but how much was paid for the spilled sacks of flour, and the fact ten truckloads of flour were not delivered to starving civilians is irrelevant.

  68. 68

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 1:11 pm

    @8 Bill Ackman isn’t exactly a champion of public interest.

  69. 69

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 1:13 pm

    @9 “she checked two of the three boxes”

    You voted for a guy who checks none of the boxes. Explain that.

  70. 70

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 1:15 pm

    @10 “What would you call the intentional starvation of an ethnic or religious group of people by forced neglect? Most call it Genocide.”

    The Israelis call it a tactic. The dumbfuck calls it “silly.”

    It’s hard, really hard, to be even more disingenuous than Bibi; but Bob’s giving it a damned good go.

  71. 71

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 1:19 pm

    @14 Now if only we could get Republicans to invest some effort and resources in trying to improve the quality of their congressional representation …

    Democrats and Republicans are not the same. Not in policy, not in values, not in ethics, and certainly not in quality.

  72. 72

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 1:21 pm

    @15 “The Even Bigger Fucking Moron verifies @ 13 that I’ve correctly characterized his level of intelligence.”

    Now do yours. Let’s see if you can get that one right.

  73. 73

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 1:25 pm

    @17 I think we can agree that both immigration policy and the reality on the ground are a mess. Democrats have tried for years to reform immigration laws, but can’t get past the obstacles Republicans throw up. And they can’t do much on the ground either, because Republicans are blocking border funding. By all appearances, the only workable path to cleaning up this mess lies in electing more Democrats.

  74. 74

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 1:28 pm

    @18 “Let’s not forget that #CrookedHillary outspent Trump 2:1 and still lost. Oh, and lost Michigan in the process.”

    I bet you’d like to forget who won Michigan when Trump ran against #SleepyJoe.

  75. 75

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 1:39 pm

    @22 “It beats owning 3M and AT&T. Just ask Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.”

    Since you ask, it’s been a decade since Ford raised its dividend to what it is now, but only four years ago that Ford cut its dividend by three-fourths, and then cut it by another third the following ear, and you’re absolutely right about its stock being range-bound; you could’ve bought it in 2013 for what you can sell it for today.

    As for GM, it’s on its way to raising its dividend to a third of what it paid in 2016, but not this year, maybe next year. And the stock? Well, maybe it’ll catch up to what it was worth in 2014, if not this year then maybe next year.

    So your argument here, if I understand you correctly, is that you’re as bad a stockpicker as I am.

  76. 76

    RedReformed spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 1:44 pm

    @69. You got the greedy racist incel’s intent wrong. He only posts that black people are successful due to affirmative action that steal jobs away from qualified white people or corruption, you know, like Clarence Thomas.

  77. 77

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 1:46 pm

    @31 “Not everyone has a time machine.”

    People who started their 401(k)s at age 55 upon receiving notice from their employers they will be put out to pasture in 6 months, as you did, are flocking to casinos as you are, because that’s the best “investment” option remaining to them on their timelines.

  78. 78

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 1:51 pm

    61,
    Ashleigh Merchant spy and “star” witness was not accused of having a consensual sexual encounter with a firm client.

    Ashleigh Merchant spy and “star” witness was accused of raping a firm client.

    And please note: this was not some post hoc accusation. Bradley conceded under oath that he left behind a $20k attorney escrow account when he left the firm to fund payouts to his accusers.

  79. 79

    RedReformed spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 1:55 pm

    @60. So the start of affirmation action for the ignorant but white students who cannot compete with the Asians who’s families actually value education?

  80. 80

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 1:56 pm

    62,
    Also based on that principle, along with prosecuting Hunter Biden, we also then get to prosecute Rudy Giuliani, William Barr, Scott Brady, and David Weiss.

    Cool.

  81. 81

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 1:58 pm

    If options are “risk free” money, why don’t insurance companies and other institutional investors with fiduciary responsibilities “invest” in them?

  82. 82

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 2:00 pm

    @33 Where’s the rest? Loan repayments? Something something … ?

  83. 83

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 2:01 pm

    @33 Make no mistake, I think a president who takes millions in bribes from foreign sources should be impeached — if it happened.

    I also think a president who takes millions in emoluments from foreign sources — which clearly happened — should be impeached, which would make three impeachments of one president …

  84. 84

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 2:05 pm

    @34 “… Rabbit writing about Nikki Haley‘s ‘typo’.” ftfy

  85. 85

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 2:10 pm

    @39 Where did you find somebody stupid enough to pay you $700 for the right to buy F shares at $19.17?

  86. 86

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 2:15 pm

    @40 It’s the process, dummy. If you start by concluding Biden took a $5 million bribe from a Ukrainian businessman, then go looking for evidence to support your conclusion, and a sketchy “source” feeds you the “information” you’re looking for, you might want to look into the reliability of that “source” and “information” before crawling out on that limb. They didn’t. You didn’t. And now they and you look like morons who would lose a game of marbles to first-graders during recess on an elementary school playground.

  87. 87

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 2:18 pm

    @43 “Gavin Newsom is running a shadow campaign for president. This will not help him.”

    Good. I don’t want to be forced into voting for someone who had the poor judgment to marry Kimberly Guilfoyle.

  88. 88

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 2:18 pm

    @43 “Gavin Newsom is running a shadow campaign for president. This will not help him.”

    Good. I don’t want to be forced into voting for someone who had the bad judgment to marry Kimberly Guilfoyle. Presidents need to be sharper than that.

  89. 89

    RedReformed spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 2:26 pm

    Florida COVID Ignorance leads the way. Not huge numbers yet but I’m sure Florida can do better. Because according to their own science and snake oil salesman Surgeon General of Florida ….vaccines and medicine don’t work!

    Measles Is Back and Spreading Among South Florida Kids
    Declared eradicated in the U.S. two decades ago, measles has seen a resurgence in recent years mostly due to vaccine skepticism, according to the CDC.
    https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/florida-measles-outbreak-manatee-bay-elementary-school-logs-more-cases-19060215
    Although two doses of the MMR (measles, mumps, and rubella) vaccine are required to attend Florida’s public schools, parents can seek exemptions for religious and medical reasons.

    I feel sorry for the kids paying for the ignorance of the parents.

  90. 90

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 2:28 pm

    @44 The previous thread doesn’t have 248 comments.

  91. 91

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 2:30 pm

    The Chair of the Wisconsin Republican Party sits down with Anderson Cooper to declare that while he did not believe that the absentee ballots of Dane and Milwaukee Counties should be thrown out to hand the state to Trump, and while he did not agree with the lawsuit brought to throw out those votes, he nevertheless agreed to arrange for a fraudulent meeting of fake electors to create forged documents because Trump co-defendants like Kenneth Chesebro told him must, because campaign and RNC lawyers lied to him, and because he feared that if he failed to comply with their demands he and his family would be in danger of being assasinated by violent extreme MAGA Republicans like those who attacked Congress a few weeks later attempting to assasinate the Vice President.

    https://www.cbsnews.com/video/trump-fake-elector-wisconsin-60-minutes-video-2024-02-18/

  92. 92

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 2:34 pm

    @49 “done wrong by Trump and Obama administrations”

    What??? I thought Trump could do no wrong in your eyes.

  93. 93

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 2:37 pm

    91,
    The fact that this fuck stick is sitting down with Anderson Cooper three years later and giving an interview tells me a couple of things that piss me off.

    The first is that Wisconsin Attorney General Josh Kaul chickened out.
    The second is that this fuck stick will not be called as a witness in any upcoming prosecution of Trump, Trump campaign officials, or RNC officials who helped orchestrate this criminal fraud.
    And third that Garland is content to allow these corrupt worms to slink away and reconstitute some kind of remnant version of the GOP after Trump and the MAGAts finally are marched off to jail.

    He hasn’t been offered any immunity. Yet he is confident that he can go on television and admit to criminal fraud without fear of any consequence.

  94. 94

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 2:51 pm

    “United Nations experts are raising the alarm over what they say are credible allegations of ‘egregious’ human rights violations by Israeli forces against Palestinian women and girls in Gaza and the occupied West Bank.”

    Rape? Nope.

    The human rights experts on Monday said that they received reports describing Palestinian women and girls being arbitrarily executed in the Gaza Strip …. “We are shocked by reports of the deliberate targeting and extrajudicial killing of Palestinian women and children in places where they sought refuge, or while fleeing,” the experts said in a statement released by the United Nations’ Office of the High Commissioner for Human Rights, or OHCHR. “Some of them were reportedly holding white pieces of cloth when they were killed by the Israeli army or affiliated forces.”

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/united-nations-experts-reported-human-rights-violations-palestinian-women-israel_n_65d4fc71e4b0f7fbe7b44e18

    War crimes at the very least, and arguably planned genocide.

  95. 95

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 2:56 pm

    Another Boeing plane falls apart in flight.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/united-flight-wing-slat-plane-damage_n_65d6116ae4b0cc1f2f7a5293

    Now I don’t know how old this plane is, or whether the disintegrating wing slat was due to a manufacturing defect, poor maintenance, a damage incident, or some other cause. That’s for the FAA to determine. It just seems Boeing’s having more than its fair share of bad luck lately. And so are passengers who fly on Boeing planes.

    I’m sure glad I sold my Boeing stock near the top and haven’t touched it since.

  96. 96

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 2:58 pm

    My favorite Raw Story headline today: “Jan. 6 rioter’s name and phone number on his jacket lead to his arrest”

    https://www.rawstory.com/jan-6-rioter-name-jacket/

  97. 97

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 2:59 pm

    My next favorite Raw Story headline today: “Giuliani associate Lev Parnas says he told FBI in 2019 Biden informant not to be trusted”

    https://www.rawstory.com/biden-impeachment-informant-lev-parnas/

  98. 98

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 3:24 pm

    96,

    Did his mommy sew it on there in case he got lost?

  99. 99

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 3:29 pm

    97,

    More Barr perjury.

    Good thing for him Garland’s got his back.

  100. 100

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 5:07 pm

    Anti-marriage GOP governor signs anti-marriage law empowering anti-marriage notaries, government officials, and religious figures to discriminate against gays.

    https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/21/us/tennessee-marriage-license-solemnize-reaj/index.html

    Roger Rabbit Comment: What you do is set up a marriage chapel, charge 250 bucks to solemnize marriages, and scoop up all the business the bigots don’t want. Do this right and you’ll end up living in the biggest house in the county.

  101. 101

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 5:12 pm

    Pillow guy offered 5 million bucks to the first person who could prove his election data was bogus. First an arbitrator, now a court, has ordered him to pay up.

    https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/21/politics/mike-lindell-lawsuit-payment/index.html

  102. 102

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 5:20 pm

    Republicans, with egg dogshit smeared all over their faces, are now “asking the FBI why they ever relied on the now-discredited informant in the first place.”

    https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/21/politics/fbi-informant-biden-impeachment-what-matters/index.html

    You can always count on Republicans to try to pass the buck or blame somebody else; what they’ll never do is admit they fucked up.

  103. 103

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 5:28 pm

    Meanwhile, Lev Parnas, says “everyone in his circle” knew they were “being fed Russian disinformation — and didn’t care.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/giuliani-2667336893/

    Parnas was Giuliani’s guy, or I should say, their guy.

  104. 104

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 5:36 pm

    At a Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) panel discussion today, Jack Posobiec welcomed the audience as follows:

    “All right, welcome, welcome, I just wanted to say welcome to the end of democracy,” he announced. “We’re here to overthrow it completely, we didn’t get all the way there on January 6th, but we will endeavor to get rid of it and replace it with this right here, we’ll replace it with this right here.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/jack-posobiec-overthrow-democracy/

    Meanwhile, CPAC chair Matt Schlapp said “MSNBC and other left-leaning media outlets would no longer be credentialed for his events” because “they’re not in the media.” Presumably he thinks Fox, OAN, Newsmax, and Breitbart are “media.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/matt-schlapp-msnbc/

    Roger Rabbit Comment: Schlapp is a guy who thinks journalists are propagandists, and propagandists are journalists. He probably eats with his ass and shits with his mouth, too.

  105. 105

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 5:41 pm

    We should not forget that MAGA Mike’s hate campaign against a Jewish family drove them into exile in another state.

    https://www.rawstory.com/mike-johnson-2666349854/

    Mike is the anti-Moses; he doesn’t lead people out of the desert, he drives them into the desert, like the Turks did to the Armenians.

  106. 106

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 5:49 pm

    Any legal rainmaker will tell you it’s not good for business when people go around saying, “My dog knows the case better” than the lawyer whose services he’s trying to sell.

    https://www.rawstory.com/alina-habba-2667336076/

  107. 107

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 6:12 pm

    Bob with his nose for stock deals and infallibly perfect timing today bought Nvidia when it dropped to $662.49 and sold it after-hours at the moment it jumped to $745.95 for a 12.6% one-day gain, making a total profit of $83.46 on his share.

  108. 108

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 8:28 pm

    Life is hard when your political allies call you a “sad little man.”

    https://www.aol.com/news/trump-adviser-hits-desantis-vp-002821789.html

    Even “piece of shit” almost sounds better.

  109. 109

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 9:09 pm

    @ 108

    Even “piece of shit” almost sounds better.

    Coming from you, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, that’s not surprising. You’ve eaten so much shit that by now it probably tastes like filet mignon to you.

  110. 110

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 9:35 pm

    Greedy, lazy, billionaire Matt Dolan is who the asleep-at-the-switch GOP are counting on to flip Sherrod Brown’s US Senate seat:

    “The minimum wage is not intended to be a livable wage. I’ve employed people. We started some people at minimum wage. The purpose of doing that was to inspire them to work harder. If you want to earn a higher wage, work harder and make a living out of it.”

    You see there is a pattern.

    These are all now candidates who can at least self-fund. They might be carpet bagging elitist teevee doctors selling ivermectin and “crudites”. They might be Malibu beach bums with a trust fund who just discovered Wisconsin cheese curds. Or they might be this steaming pile

    But the fact that they can self-fund is ultimately their biggest liability.

    Everything Trump touches…

  111. 111

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 10:08 pm

    Maga: This country is a mess, and I don’t know what to do.

    Americans: Did you support raising wages?

    Maga: Na

    Americans: Did you support unions?

    Maga: Na

    Americans: Make corporations pay what they owe?
    Maga: Na
    Americans: Make billionaire’s pay what they owe?
    Maga: Na
    Americans: Bi-partisan border deal?
    Maga: Na, Trump said no.
    Americans: Universal background checks?
    Maga: Na, NRA said no.
    Americans: Cap insulin cost?
    Maga: Na, big pharma said no.
    Americans: Did you fight climate change?
    Maga: It’s a hoax
    Americans: Did you protect reproductive freedom?
    Maga: Na, took it away.
    Americans: Access to more books?
    Maga: Taking them away.
    Americans: Coverage for pre-existing conditions?
    Maga: Trying to take it away.
    Americans: Are you at least trying to make it easier to vote?
    Maga: Absolutely not.
    Americans: So what’s there to do?

    Maga: Shut down the government.

    Don’t waste anymore time on them.

  112. 112

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 11:31 pm

    Nikki Haley is all-in with Alabama Supreme Court’s religion-laced ruling that frozen embryos are “people.”

    https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2024/02/21/nikki-haley-alabama-frozen-embryo-supreme-court-ruling-sot-lead-vpx.cnn

    Meanwhile, IVF patient weighs hightailing out of Alabama.

    https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2024/02/21/alabama-ivf-embryo-supreme-court-orig-me.cnn

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: This is the future: Red states will become churches, and nobody else will live in those places.

  113. 113

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 11:35 pm

    @109 Sez a grinning shit-eating Labrador retriever while shoveling barn manure.

  114. 114

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/21/24 at 11:40 pm

    @110 Here’s a great tutorial on how to interview with such employers.

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DYFwZtXijwc

  115. 115

    RedReformed spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 6:24 am

    Future headline
    “Convicted sexual predator Donald J Trump wants a national abortion ban”

  116. 116

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 6:39 am

    Bidens’ dog, Commander, bit Secret Service personnel in at least 24 incidents, records show

    This number might seem very high – and it is, to be sure – but it’s nothing compared with the number of times the Secret Service has been required to respond personally to one of the president’s Code Brown episodes.

    No time to reach for exam gloves, usually.

    Secret Service agents don’t talk about taking a bullet for the president. They talk about taking badly soiled Depends off of the president.

  117. 117

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 6:57 am

    This is what happens when your bubble is so air-tight that you think there’s nothing at all wrong with posting blatantly anti-Semitic material and attaching the names of more than 100 faculty to it.

    Interim Harvard President Alan M. Garber ’76 fiercely condemned the antisemitic image in a University-wide email on Tuesday, writing that “perpetuating vile and hateful antisemitic tropes, or otherwise engaging in inflammatory rhetoric or sharing images that demean people on the basis of their identity, is precisely the opposite of what this moment demands of us.”

    I bet Claudine Gay would have cheered it.

    The PSC and the African and African American Resistance Organization — the two groups that initially posted the antisemitic image — apologized in a joint statement on Tuesday for the “immense harm” caused by the post.

    “To be very clear: The original antisemitic image wholly violated our internal standards and betrayed our fundamental values of justice and liberation,” the groups wrote. “The inclusion of the offensive caricature was an unprompted, painful error — a combination of ignorance and inadequate oversight.”

    They left out hate and racism, but you know that already. Don’t you.

    Once the first guy resigned, they acted quickly to hide their other faculty members.

    Johnson was initially listed as the first signatory in FSJP’s founding statement. The list of FSJP members was removed from the website at some point after controversy erupted over the antisemitic image.

  118. 118

    RedReformed spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 8:19 am

    A trans person bought a gun to defend themselves. And just like that, conservatives didn’t like the 2nd amendment anymore…

  119. 119

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 8:41 am

    “We were warned that the credibility of this statement was not known, and yet my colleagues went out and talked to the public about how this was credible and damning…It appears to absolutely be false and really undercuts the nature of the charges.”

    https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1760493725124362282

  120. 120

    Donald J. Trump, 2024 spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 8:45 am

    I vote by mail.

  121. 121

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 9:05 am

    Grassley, Comer, and MTG knew that Smirnov was a Russian spy when they first described him last summer as a “highly credible whistleblower”.

  122. 122

    RedReformed spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 9:09 am

    Rev. Benjamin Cremer Brcremer at Xitter.

    Imagine taking a few Bible verses on human sexuality and demanding they be legislated over our entire country, yet reducing the +3,000 Bible verses calling for a generous use of wealth that prioritizes the poor, the vulnerable, and the refugee to a private, personal choice.

    I don’t have to imagine. The greedy racist incel exemplifies this every day.

  123. 123

    RedReformed spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 9:17 am

    @121. Any way of inflicting consequences for lying about that?

  124. 124

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 9:19 am

    @ 119

    FBI found him quite credible.

    Before last week, it wasn’t even known that Smirnov was behind the false Biden bribery claims. And even as prosecutors relay his alleged claims of ties to Russian intelligence, they haven’t provided evidence to corroborate that he is now telling the truth.

    Last summer, FBI briefers had privately told members of Congress that Smirnov had previously provided credible information in several investigations, the lawmakers have said.

    The clip @ 119 is from Kaitlin Collins, a CNN staffer. Also from CNN staffers:

    How a trusted FBI source became the center of a Washington scandal

    “Trusted FBI source”. I didn’t write that. CNN did.

    How many times did the FBI pay this guy for his information? If he was lying then, how do we know he’s truthful now?

    Joe Biden is still dirty. His POS son Hunter and his POS brother Jim are especially dirty. The only thing different is that there may not be evidence that Joe Biden is dirty in this one instance. There are plenty of others we already know about, with substantial evidence.

    Try harder.

  125. 125

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 9:29 am

    @ 121

    Grassley, Comer, and MTG knew that Smirnov was a Russian spy when they first described him last summer as a “highly credible whistleblower”.

    During his presidency Obama was informed that he was a Russian spy. This has been public information for some time.

    The FBI knew he was a Russian spy when they referred to him as credible.

    None of the Russian connection is new information, QoS McHillbilly. If being a Russian spy is disqualifying, why did the FBI still use him? If information from a Russian spy is disqualifying, why was the Steele dossier treated as credible?

  126. 126

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 9:34 am

    123,
    Speech and debate clause.

  127. 127

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 9:51 am

    124 is a tapestry of bullshit.

    What the media “knew” and “when” the media knew it is irrelevant, but also subject to the manipulation of Republican lawmakers who helped to concoct the Biden Crime Family lie in the first place.

    The FBI always suspected that Smirnov’s reports were concoctions of Russian intelligence. The FBI never described Smirnov as a “trusted source”. Only Republican lawmakers like Grassley and MTG ever did that.

    Smirnov’s associations with Russian spying and election interference are not primarily sourced from him, but rather from other (more credible) FBI sources.

    Republican lawmakers spent one year lying in the media about a concocted story they made up with the help of a known Russian spy. And yes, the compliant media gobbled that bullshit up.

    And now the world understands that Republican lawmakers like Grassley, Jordan, Comer, and Greene are worthless fucking liars who work with Russian spies to attack US elections.

  128. 128

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 9:57 am

    Watched a good video on Danny Haiphong’s YouTube channel concerning Navalny. Turns out the CIA was using him, and he ain’t the saint the Western media is making him out to be.

  129. 129

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 10:03 am

    Speaking of steaming piles of Russian/Republican bullshit, today a Delaware court will decide Hunter Biden’s motion for summary judgement against creepy, computer store technician John Paul MacIssac. The outcome could potentially upend every remaining hope and dream of groveling penis picture collectors like the profoundly stupid trust fund troll.

  130. 130

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 11:54 am

    Peak copium:

    https://www.politico.com/news/2024/02/22/trump-sununu-republican-party-00142635

    Even after Trump The Rapist loses in November he won’t let go.
    He’ll once again claim SPACE LASERS and compel the party to back him up. And that will last at least until he has exhausted all of his criminal appeals and then finally reported to a federal corrections facility.

    By the time Trump The Rapist has lost his hold over the party Chris Sununu will be old enough to regret all the false claims he’s made about President Biden’s age.

    And it really won’t help one bit that once Shop Girl quits and storms off in a huff both she and Sununu will get behind Satan.

  131. 131

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 12:12 pm

    Fox News is still selling lies. Are they an arm of the Russian government? You gotta wonder.

    Days after explosive bribery claims about President Joe Biden came ripping apart at the seams, Fox News and the broader MAGA Media universe have declined to walk back their factually-challenged narrative. Instead, unscrupulous right-wing media figures have stuck by their corruption claims against Biden ….

    https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/22/media/fox-news-bogus-fbi-informant-biden/index.html

  132. 132

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 12:13 pm

    FBI found him quite credible.

    The lengths some sad degens will go to head off an IRS audit.

  133. 133

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 12:22 pm

    @124 “If he was lying then, how do we know he’s truthful now?”

    Look up “corroboration” (see #127 for details) after you figure out what “evidence” is (which will take a very long time given your track record to date).

    This dumbfuck troll wouldn’t survive one quarter of law school. At least one (offshore?) med school apparently has lower standards.

  134. 134

    Doctor Dumbfuck’s Pom Pom spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 12:53 pm

    Boy we’re awfully dusty.

  135. 135

    🏳️‍🌈🖕🏳️‍🌈 spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 1:18 pm

    Trump truly wishes he could rule the world alla Hitler style. It really is a shame that some Heterosexual nut job will have caused the earth to stop spinning.

  136. 136

    🏳️‍🌈🖕🏳️‍🌈 spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 1:31 pm

    HA’s Maoists continue to censor important news.

  137. 137

    🏳️‍🌈🖕🏳️‍🌈 spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 1:37 pm

    Women are dying because of HA’s Maoists not allowing the news

  138. 138

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 1:49 pm

    Trump The Rapist loses again.

    “You have failed to explain, much less justify, any basis for a stay,” – Engoron

    Judgment entered. Clock continues to tick.

  139. 139

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 2:01 pm

    The Republican nominee: arrested four times, awaiting trial on 91 felonies.
    His campaign chair: felon.
    Deputy campaign chair: felon.
    Personal attorney: felon.
    Chief strategist: felon.
    National security advissor: felon.
    Foreign policy advisor: felon.
    Campaign fixer: felon.
    Company CFO: felon.

    Meanwhile the GOP and corporate media need you to look over there at a ridiculous Russian spy clown fabricating stories about completely imaginary payments.

    Because: balance.

  140. 140

    🏳️‍🌈🖕🏳️‍🌈 spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 2:10 pm

    Ladies you are groomed. The men, they own you. Say with me, “Yes Sir, May I have another!”

    https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143198301

    https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/4483249-tuberville-acknowledges-hard-situation-for-women-after-alabama-ivf-ruling/

  141. 141

    🏳️‍🌈🖕🏳️‍🌈 spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 2:14 pm

    Double murder suicide. And the neighbors are stunned! Well, because they are stupid. And they’ve been groomed snd indoctrinated.

    https://news.yahoo.com/neighbors-stunned-double-murder-suicide-051310536.html

    Well maybe they would be made more aware if HA’s Maoists didn’t censor the news.

  142. 142

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 3:16 pm

    You can’t say this prosecution is politically motivated. Or maybe it is. Maybe Garland is trying to show Biden’s DoJ doesn’t play favorites, and is using this guy to flaunt an example.

    Timothy Burke, a former journalist, has been charged with 14 federal crimes over the alleged hack and leaking of a series of unflattering behind-the-scenes clips of Tucker Carlson, according to an indictment unsealed Thursday.

    https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/22/media/timothy-burke-indicted-fox-news-tucker-carlson-footage/index.html

  143. 143

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 3:27 pm

    Rep. Ken Buck (R-Colo.) on Wednesday criticized his Republican colleagues for using a former FBI informant’s claims in their impeachment inquiry even though the statements hadn’t been verified. “We were warned at the time that we received the document outlining this witness’s testimony. … We were warned that the credibility of this statement was not known,” Buck said ….

    https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4482705-republican-colleagues-warned-informants-biden-claims-not-be-corroborated/

    So much for claims the Republicans found out only just this week their “star witness” is unreliable a lying POS.

  144. 144

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 3:33 pm

    Last week: Failing to close border = impeachable offense
    This week: Closing border = election year gimmick

    https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4483486-speaker-johnson-possible-biden-actions-on-border-amount-to-election-year-gimmicks/

    This is an example of why Republicans put off anyone with a brain and their base now consists solely of halfwits like the dumbfuck doctor.

  145. 145

    All the real lawyers didn’t want this case spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 3:36 pm

    Just fucking brutal in its simplicity.

    The University of Phoenix Law School team drafted a request of stay of Enforcement of judgement pending appeal.

    About 15 minutes later they received a decision.

    Dear Mr. Robert

    You have failed to explain, much less justify, any basis for a stay.

    I am confident that the appellate division will protect your appellate rights.

    Justice Engoron

  146. 146

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 3:38 pm

    Following the Febuary 20 pre-trial detention hearing in which the Magistrate Judge for Nevada denied the government’s motion to hold the GOP’s new pet Russian spy while awaiting trial, Special Prosecutor Weiss returned to court in the Central District of California to reopen seeking to reopen the detention hearing and obtained a new arrest warrant for Smirnov, the GOP’s new pet Russian spy. Today while Smirnov was meeting at his Las Vegas lawyer’s offices the Special Prosecutor carried out that new warrant and re-arrested the GOP’s new pet Russian spy.

    These are some fairly crazy developments.
    They clearly indicate that Weiss has massive concerns about this fucker fleeing the jurisdiction of the United States as well as massive concerms about a possibly ongoing conspiracy to obstruct.

    Smirnov’s Las Vegas lawyer has filed a motion for an immediate hearing and release with the magistrate. The magistrate has so far not issued any response. But big potential for something interesting brewing here regarding the government’s investigation into the GOP’s new pet Russian spy.

    Finding out time.

  147. 147

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 3:47 pm

    In the latest Arizona poll, if Kirsten Sinema wins over every single one of the undecideds, she will overtake Kari Lake for second place behind Reuben Gallego.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4480909-gallego-leads-lake-sinema-in-arizona-senate-race-poll/

  148. 148

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 3:49 pm

    When even Tommy Tuberville is smarter than your state supreme court, your state needs to revamp its court.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/4483249-tuberville-acknowledges-hard-situation-for-women-after-alabama-ivf-ruling/

  149. 149

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 3:54 pm

    Gov. Chris Sununu thinks the GOP will recover once the “asshole” is gone.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4483879-sununu-gop-wont-be-trumps-party-forever-a-holes-come-and-go/

    I think he’s underestimating how long it will take. Trump isn’t just a party leader. MAGA is a movement, and while politicians “come and go,” movements linger for a long time.

  150. 150

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 4:39 pm

    @146 “Weiss has massive concerns about this fucker fleeing the jurisdiction of the United States”

    That’s somewhat analogous to a scammer emptying your bank account while you’re trying to buy a house. So, which innocent American held by Putin do you think we’ll trade him for? IIRC, Paul Whelan has the most seniority.

  151. 151

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 4:54 pm

    “Too many voting places for blacks!” lawsuit ends 16 days after filed.

    https://www.rawstory.com/stephen-miller-drops-arizona-lawsuit/

    That argument was always going to be a tough sell.

  152. 152

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 5:08 pm

    Tennessee is a place where state legislators are prevented from attending legislative business in the legislative building by cops stationed at the door by the GOP speaker.

    https://www.rawstory.com/tennessee-cameron-sexton-power-drunk/

  153. 153

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 5:09 pm

    Yolanda! Dat you?

  154. 154

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 5:11 pm

    New Jan. 6 rioter mitigating-circumstances plea: “I didn’t even vote for Trump.” Which makes trying to push aside cops okay, I guess.

    https://www.rawstory.com/jan-6-rioter-didnt-vote-for-trump/

  155. 155

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 6:06 pm

    So Mike Pence and wifey used IVF.. and he supports it.

    What a freaking hypocrite…

    Why not say – hey it’s not in the cards.. Let’s adopt..

    ‘cuz he’s a fucking asshole – ya can’t trust an orphan to be of the proper racial stock or genetic “purity” or what the fuck ever.

    Pro-“life” my ass.. asshole..

  156. 156

    Tim Scott spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 6:15 pm

    Q: Sen Scott do you support IVF?

    A: uh.. uhh…. don’t bother me I’m getting “married”..

    “THE LEFT” – that’s my answer.. C’ya..

  157. 157

    What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 6:53 pm

    “Embryos, to me, are babies,” Haley, who has spoken openly of her decision to use artificial insemination to conceive, told NBC News.
    …
    Kellyanne Conway, Trump’s former senior counselor and campaign manager, has pushed for Republicans to advocate for access to contraception and fertility treatments, pointing to her firm’s polling that found overwhelming support for IVF.

    https://www.politico.com/newsletters/politico-pulse/2024/02/22/questions-for-gop-after-ivf-ruling-00142575

    Uhhh. repukes? IVF destroys embryos.. y’all say that life begins at conception.. Nikki babbles that embryos are babies.

    So y’all for killing babies now? wtf..

  158. 158

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 7:33 pm

    Let’s check out the GOP’s 2024 Senate lineup:

    A California Republican is running in Wisconsin.
    A Connecticut Republican is running in Pennsylvania.
    A Minnesota Republican is running in Montana.
    A Florida Republican is running in Michigan.
    A Texas Republican is running in Nevada.

    https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/problematic-senate-gops-carpetbagger-problem-rcna139778

    The GOP’s contribution to DEI is geographical diversity.

  159. 159

    Not a fan. spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 7:51 pm

    158

    Fuck diversity.

  160. 160

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 7:58 pm

    Why are all the right-to-life extremists men?

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alabama-justice-embryos-biblical-seven-mountains-rcna139969

  161. 161

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 8:13 pm

    The Justice Department told Republicans last year that it would be a mistake to publicize raw paperwork reflecting an informant’s tip to the FBI. … “Recording the information does not validate the information, establish its credibility, or weigh it against other information known or developed by the FBI,” Christopher Dunham, from the FBI’s office of congressional affairs, said in a May letter to House Oversight Committee chair James Comer (R-Ky.).

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/alexander-smirnov-fbi-source-warning_n_65d79cd3e4b0189a6a7d447d

    They were warned. They ignored the warning. This is like Doctor Dumbfuck surfing on a skateboard towed by an F-250.

  162. 162

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Thursday, 2/22/24 at 9:54 pm

    An era ending on Law and Order. Sam Waterston’s final episode. Was wondering how they would get McCoy out of office.

    https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/what-happened-jack-mccoy-law-and-order-sam-waterston-1235918482/

  163. 163

    🏳️‍🌈🖕🏳️‍🌈 spews:

    Friday, 2/23/24 at 6:54 am

    40,000.

    Chicago, Chicago, Chicago!

  164. 164

    Below the knee, no exposed shoulder spews:

    Friday, 2/23/24 at 7:51 am

    Slut shaming is ALSO a huge winner for women, millennials and Gen z…

    But…what was she wearing?

    Take it away Marge

    “If you are conservative and a Christian you know you don’t have to express yourself in sexual ways and you know you are attractive by dressing nice and feminine, and you can be beautiful and modest at the same time. Men will respect you more and think of you much more highly than just a sexual object for gratification. It’s also good to not tempt your Christian brothers and cause them to stumble.”

    Oh, and your only value girls in what men think of you. Don’t see the demonic Barbie movie

  165. 165

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Friday, 2/23/24 at 8:01 am

    Dean Phillips hired a homeless street magician to record an illegal robocall using a faked Joe Biden voice to suppress primary vote turnout last month.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/biden-robocall-new-hampshire-strategist-rcna139760

    From the very beginning it’s been very unclear what Dean Phillips’s point is supposed to be in running this primary challenge. Obviously, with Marianne Williams we now understand that she files every four years as a way to promote her New Age woo books and seminar business. But in the case of the Talenti ice cream trustifarian there has never been a sufficient explanation for why the guy is running. He has said from the beginning that his campaign is about “giving voters a choice” and then more recently about “introducing new blood and youth” into Democratic politics. But despite bold promises to demonstrate how those ideas would play out in terms of contrasting policy and approach to governing, the Phillips campaign has steadfastly remained incredibly lacking in detail.

    I might have dismissed the whole thing as just another bored billionaire’s lark, substituting money for accomplishment in a very publicly demonstrative way (wtf can’t he just buy an NBA franchise like everyone else?). But as the primary season has gotten underway the campaign’s performance has begun to suggest other possible objectives. Phillips obviously is not doing well at all. The way his campaign has been run seems to have focused more on messaging about Biden rather than about Phillips. Which is exceptional for an unknown candidate running in state primaries where voters have never heard of him. Conventional campaign strategy for such a candidate focuses on introducing the candidate and their “life narrative” to those voters. But that’s been absent. Instead his messaging has focused a lot on the kinds of things our sad profoundly stupid trust fund troll delivers here on a daily basis.

    But this news really clears up the confusion for me. Phillips is not running a primary campaign for the nomination. He’s running an opposition campaign for Trump.

    Phillips is a Republican. He ran for office in Minnesotta as a Democrat because he knew he could not win any other way. And perhaps he went into Congress expecting to enjoy a few cycles of functional Republican majorities in which he could be relied upon to cast a few votes in every Congress for Republican bills to “establish himself as independent” and to lend bipartisan credibility to the GOP. That’s a career for quite a few House members. Or at least it has been in the past.

    But now that Trump The Rapist has reduced the entire GOP into a flaming dumpster fire of rage and pedophilia investigations that kind of legislation will never be seen again. Republicans in the House can’t even manage to approve their own border protection bill even when Democrats hand it to them wrapped like a Christmas present. It now appears official policy of the House GOP caucus to vote no on anything that a Democrat might vote yes on. Even a single vote in favor from any Democrat requires the extreme MAGA Republican caucus to intervene and kill the legislation as being a “compromise bill”.

    So Philips read the writing on the wall and went to work directly for Trump. Maybe Trump will name him for his VP. Or maybe offer to make him Sec. of Commerce. Either way, who cares.

    Phillips is a Republican. Phillips is MAGA.

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