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State of the Union Open Thread

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Okay…I’m late. Long day at work and bad traffic. But here ya go!

6:16: Are you better off today then you were in 2009? Almost everyone with an income under $200,000 should say yes, unless ordinary scenescence has brought you down. And then, you have health insurance, so there ya go.

6:20: It’s hard to take Obama seriously for this State of the Union Address…what with Eddie Munster sitting behind him and all.

6:24: Obama isn’t really introducing policy…rather he is systematically laying out the case why most Americans should be Democrats.

6:32: Shit…now Republicans are going to start denying Sputnik…

6:37: Obama mentions “tea partiers”. Still conflict averse, or he would have said “tea baggers”.

6:38: I wonder if Obama, Biden, and Eddie coordinated their ties in advance….

6:58: What the fuck is up with dwelling on Kim Davis? She is a circus freak. Only deserves about 3 seconds….

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  2. 2

    If retired Canadian Rafael Cruz is elected President, will the Presidential limo have to be re-fitted with square wheels?

  6. 6

    I didn’t hear most of Nikki Haley’s official GOP response. Her diatribe was so offensive I walked away after two minutes. Instead of listening to her I went outside in the rain and took the garbage out. When I came back, I caught a few snippets of the Canadian candidate, and he was being petty, vindictive, and mean, too. I really hope America’s voters deliver a historic repudiation of this conservative negativity. Maybe Republicans would learn something from being taken out with the trash and put on the curb for pickup by the garbage truck.

  7. 7

    Hey folks! Let’s thank the ALWAYS WRONG WING..

    For convincing 20 PERCENT of the American people (including the odious Trump-hole) that the current TWO TERM President is NOT an American.

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/...../72246866/

    For convincing 29 or 30 PERCENT of the American people (including HA troll favorite crazed idiot Larry Klayman) that the current TWO TERM President is a muslim – as if anything is wrong with that!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....uslim.html

    Such politics is the essence of klownservaticism

  8. 8

    @5 I agree with LePage this time. When you’re a buffoon and fuckup to the extent he is, and your own legislature wants to impeach you for abuse of power, you shouldn’t show your face; you should hide out with the rest of the cockroaches and communicate by mail.

  9. 9

    @7,
    they are a deeply cynical and suspicious group of voters.

    That being the case, it ought to be relatively easy to arouse their suspicions with regard to a Republican candidate who has rather obvious character flaws and admits to being born in a foreign country. I intend to do my part.

  10. 10

    And your truly has done a search through the text of this TWO TERM President’s last SOTU.

    The word “Israel” does not appear! Oh noes! What a scandal! Boob’s eensy teensy leetle sidekick the babbling jackass troll will surely be distressed!

    If a true klownservatic like Karson or Kruz is elected this will be korrected! Oh yes! Bibi or Avigdor or Tzipi Hotovely will be seated up front with a klownservatic Preznit’s kabinet and a Karson or Kruz will lead the klownservatics in a standing ovation EVERY SINGLE SOTU..

    A new kabinet position will be kreated: Secretary of AIPAC! Kount on it from a klownservatic teahadi pretender to the Preznitsy near you!

  11. 11

    So, it seems the undercurrent of Obummer’s speech… Impeach the GOP, put Heilary under indictment, and disqualify Bernie as whack and I will continue to run TOTUS and fix the just us department so that my next 5 and 10 years will keep my legacy hot! You will have to keep me as dictator for another eight years!

  13. 13

    This is interesting. Back in 2008, when questions about McCain’s birth came up, the Senate unanimously declared that he’s a “natural born citizen” eligible for the presidency. Fast forward to 2016, and we see the Senate GOP leadership refusing to do the same favor for Ted Cruz.

    http://www.dailykos.com/storie.....tail=email

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: This sure looks like a great big “fuck you” from his own party. What goes around comes around.

  14. 14

    You will have to keep me as dictator for another eight years!

    Boob’s eensy teensy leetle sidekick the babbling jackass troll has prognosticated! Like so many other trolls in these threads especially its role model the ld(iot)/yd(iot) aka GS who famously predicted GREEEEEEECE!!!! and the victory of Maricopa Sheriff Joe’s in depth “investigation” into the TWO TERM President.

    When its beloved Karson first vanquishes the billionaire lout Trump-hole and the white hispanik Kruz (is it “cheap” perhaps?) and is sworn into office next January…

    what will the babbling jackass troll, Boob’s eensy teensy leetle sidekick DOOOOOOOO??????

  18. 18

    Once again the clueless crazed database cretin has Puddy on the brain!

    Puddy PWNS this moron!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  20. 20

    @13,
    McCain isn’t exactly Mr popularity himself. Yet in spite of that, his Senate colleagues from both parties all lined to support him in 2008.
    Both Claire McCaskill, the bills’ sponsor last time, and Majority Leader McConnell have flatly refused to do anything to help the foreign born Cruz.
    Cruz needs to get this fixed or he’s going to have trouble down the line.

  21. 21

    @11

    It isn’t even that complicated. There will be an international incident of grave magnitude and Obummer will be forced to cancel the elections and remain in power.

    Don’t you follow your own paranoid compatriots?

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