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An Open Letter to Journalism from the U.S. Fucking Constitution

by An Angry Old Scrap of Parchment — Monday, 9/23/24, 7:55 pm

The US Fucking ConstitutionDear Journalism,

You have one job: defend democracy. And you fucking suck at it.

Now, I know you like to think your job is simply to report the facts and that you have some sort of sacred obligation to remain “neutral” and “objective” and “fair and balanced,” and if this unbiased brand of nonpartisan journalism unfortunately results in the election of “America’s Hitler” (Trump’s running mate’s words, not mine), well, first draft of history and all that.

Oh, grow the fuck up.

The facts are, you made this rapey orange monster, and now it’s your job to unmake him, and if that means putting your calloused thumbs on the scale in opposition to, let’s be honest, a literal fucking fascist, then fuck your journalistic ethics and lean into it. Ours is a two-party system currently consisting of a democratic party and an undemocratic party, and if you’re not wielding all your power and privilege toward preserving our democratic institutions and norms, then you aren’t doing your fucking job.

I mean, why the fuck do you think the Founders put freedom of the press right up top in my First Amendment? Because they enjoyed the whimsical musings of Silence Fucking Dogood? Fuck no. It was because when you spend four sweltering months at a yellow fever lockdown party like the Constitutional Convention, endlessly debating Enlightenment ideals like how many fifths human a black person is, you really get to know your fellow “patriots.” And so the slave-owning hypocritical assholes who wrote me sure as fuck knew that the fragile democracy they just crafted had zero chance of surviving their own elitist ambitions let alone those of the slave-owning hypocritical assholes across the aisle, without a free fucking press to keep everybody the fuck in line.

And by “free press” I mean free to write whatever the fuck it likes no matter how viciously partisan or slanderous. As Alexander Hamilton famously rapped about Thomas Jefferson, “I’ll use the press, I’ll write under a pseudonym, you’ll see what I can do to him,” and holy fuck did he ever. Hamilton, Jefferson, Madison—hiding underneath those stately powdered wigs were motherfucking gangsters who’d sooner fuck you up the ass with a rolled up broadsheet then give you the time of day. (Fun fact: also hiding underneath those powdered wigs were unsightly patches of syphilitic alopecia, because nearly everybody had syphilis back then as if you couldn’t tell from their absolutely deranged implementation of an Electoral Fucking College. But I digress.)

The point is: the Founders couldn’t have imagined a democracy guided by objective and nonpartisan journalism any more than they could have imagined one in which the 585,000 residents of fucking Wyoming would each have 67 times more representation in the U.S. Senate than 39 million Californians. (Thanks again, syphilis!) No, the Founders’ intent was the journalism they practiced: an unapologetically partisan press beating the crap out of each other in the court of public opinion. In the American system, the only way you get “fair and balanced” is by balancing the other fuckers out! That’s how our democracy was designed to work. But when one side unilaterally disarms—when, for example, the New York Times curls up all Vichy France-like while Fox News gleefully goes full Goebbels—democracy doesn’t stand a goddamn chance.

And BTW, neither does journalism.

What? You think once orange Putin seizes the dictatorial powers the Supreme Court just promised him that somehow I’m coming to your defense? Sam Alito already wipes his bony white ass with me, so put one or two more Federalist Society Elders on the bench and New York Times v. Sullivan? Dead! New York Times v. United States? Dead! Hustler Magazine v. Falwell? Dead! I mean, wake the fuck up. Without a functional democracy to back me up, my First Amendment isn’t worth the brittle old parchment it’s scribbled on, so best of luck clinging to your precious journalistic ethics while stripped naked at Gitmo as Elon sues into bankruptcy one news outlet after another for every imagined slight.

Look, I’m not asking you to lie or anything. (Though to be clear, I’m not asking you not to.) I’m just saying that if all that stands between the survival of the world’s oldest democracy and the imposition of white nationalist authoritarian rule is a little good old fashioned partisan muckraking, then, like it or not, journalism, it’s your fucking job to rake some muck in defense of the candidate who doesn’t promise to dismantle the Constitution. Then, if we still have a democracy come January 6 (normally I’d say November 5, but, you know), by all means feel free to morally cleanse yourself in a paroxysm of this pretentious both-sidesism you call “journalistic ethics.”

And if democracy doesn’t survive this election? Well… given Trump’s open admiration of Putin and his tactics, I’d be awfully careful when standing near any open windows.

So get to it, journalism, before it’s too late. As Aaron Burr ominously asked of Hamilton, “Why do you write like you’re running out of time? Write day and night like you’re running out of time?” Why? Because he was running the fuck out of time!

And so are you, journalism. So are you.

Sincerely,

The U.S. Fucking Constitution

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 9/20/24, 9:54 pm

Swiftvoted:

  • Jabari Jones: Little Dotard Трамп—Little Taylor!
  • Ari Melber: Трамп’s OMG moment—Harris surges with Billie Eilish & Jane Fonda surfing Swiftie’s blue wave
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s Taylor Swift attack—“The most hateful mind” in presidential history
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041 the time traveler: ♫ Weird Old Guy—Why so Angry? ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard HATES Taylor Swift
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—I HATE Taylor Swift
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—I HATE Taylor Swift 2
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Von Shitzenpantz accuses Taylor Swift of shooting at him
  • Josh Johnson: Kamala needs a Taylor Swift endorsement for bros, which manly celebrity will it be?
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп says he hates Taylor Swift in Truth Social post
  • LegalEagle: Musicians humiliate The Dotard in court
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s Taylor Swift tantrum
  • Ari Melber: Трамп silenced? Harris surges as Billie Eilish caps Swiftie momentum

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Stephen: Mark “Black Nazi” Robinson & White Dudes for Harris & Трамп vows to win New York
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ We Don’t Want You, Donnie! ♬
  • The Late Show: Calm app—The Dotard Трамп edition
  • Andre Antunes: ♫ Donald Trap (Eating the Dogs Remix #2) ♬
  • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Pets! ♬
  • Steve Shives: How conspiracy theorist logic shapes the Трамп/Vance campaign
  • Ronnie Chieng: Трамп’s dubious attempt to blame political violence on Democrats’ rhetoric
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ I Just Don’t Get How This Election Is Even Remotely Close ♬:

  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп & Laura Loomer EXPOSED (Трамп Show 60)
  • Lewis Black: Lewis Black wants to know why the hell influencers are getting into politics
  • John Di Domenico: “I have concepts of a plan” for health care
  • Stella Magz: Трамп’s 2nd assassination attempt
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones The Dotard
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ Try to Remember ♬
  • Robert Reich: The 10 worst things about the Трамп presidency
  • Seth Meyers: FAUX cuts away from Трамп’s NY rally, Vance gets fact-checked on pet eating lies
  • Tim Walz: The Manual:

  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s deadly abortion ban—“Women are dying. They got what they wanted.”
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп WON’T STOP pushing pet eating lies and Oprah WANTS YOU to register to vote
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Paint It Orange ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп & Vance double down on lies about pet eating & GOP blames Democrats for quoting Трамп
  • Michael Spicer: The room next door—Трамп fact check special
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Mistress Kamala
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп supports disgraced Mark Robinson
  • Tommy Campbell: Marjorie Taylor Greene and Laura Loomer’s crazy fight is destroying Трамп
  • Jason Kravits: ♫ The Project 2025 Song ♬:

  • The New Yorker documentary: One man’s stand against Трамп’s election conspiracies
  • Joy Reid: JD Vance is first U.S. senator to admit to terrorizing his state on purpose
  • The Late Show: J.D. Vance admits he lied to get media attention
  • John Waldron: Kamala takes biggest lead yet after Трамп’s racist rant!
  • Steve Shives: For Трамп and Vance, lying about immigrants is all they have
  • Liberal Redneck: The second Трамп plot and the rhetoric of the Left
  • Stephen: Rachel Maddow on why the GOP is laying the groundwork to challenge the election results
  • Carla Ulbrich with Gathering Time: ♫ We Won’t Go Back ♬:

  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Go Donnie, Go ♬
  • Cat Abu: No Трамп, Dems aren’t executing babies
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Jr admits to having an affair
  • ELVIS, A.I and I: ♫ In Springfeild—They’re eatin’ the dogs, they’re eatin’ the cats ♬
  • The Late Show: Connect the dots when The Dotard speaks
  • Wired Kamala Harris answers the web’s most searched questions
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s wild debate conspiracies, former GOP leaders for Kamala, & MAGA fashion show
  • Chris Hayes slams Трамп for not understanding his own economic plan
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Mr. Robinson ♬:

  • Ronnie Chieng: NC candidate Mark Robinson gets exposed and Трамп reunites with Rudy Giuliani
  • Stella Magz: Трамп’s biggest “boss move”?
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s golf incident grift, JD Vance admits he lied and Dotard Jr loses it
  • Hitler Rants Parody: Hitler is informed about a second assassination attempt on Трамп
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard says he is immune from assassins
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—N. Carolina AG Mark Robinson is foul
  • Seth Meyers: Audience members leave rally as Трамп gives incoherent answers on manufacturing, food
  • ScaredKetchup: JD VANCE State of the Union train wreck CNN
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ Mr Robinson ♬:

  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Concept—The Greatest Plan in the World ♬
  • Stephen with Rachel: The Harris coalition is so broad it stretches from AOC to Dick Cheney
  • Andre Antunes: ♫ Donald Metal—Eating the Dogs ♬
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041 the time traveler: ♫ Project 2025 Schoolhouse Rock ♬
  • LegalEagle: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz’s dumbest suit yet? (Suing the DOJ)
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп has “bigger crowds than Elvis,” hasn’t read Melania’s book & JD Vance has the hots for couches

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Psych ward!
  • Ronnie Chieng: Whales, bears, and brainworms, oh my—What is going on with RFK Jr.?
  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп demands a ban on Shoehei Ohtani
  • Stella Magz: Laura Loomer vs Marjorie Taylor Greene
  • Bill Maher: 24 things you don’t know about Laura Loomer
  • Dark Brandon: Don’t get Loomered

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 9/13/24, 10:03 pm

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Washington Gubernatorial Debate Bits:

  • Public safety
  • Addressing homelessness and affordable housing
  • Climate Commitment Act
  • Reproductive health care and abortion rights

John Oliver: School lunch

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Steve Shives: Трамп’s debate coach
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп lies & whines after disastrous debate, Swift for Kamala & do pro-lifers know the female body?
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп—Harris debate recap from a steam room
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Debate
  • Champnella: Silence of the Lambs featuring The Dotard
  • Jenkens: ♫ Трамп—They’re Eating Pets (Debate) ♬
  • Christopher Titus: The Armageddon DEBATE update
  • The Late Show: ♫ The Dotard attacks ABC News ♬
  • Sarah Cooper: How to debate
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: First D.C. Republican to fear Harris saw Трамп’s “train wreck” debate coming
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—The Dotard botches his debate with Kamala
  • Seth Meyers and Jeff Wright: JD Vance’s bizarre migrant hoax gets roasted
  • John Leguizamo breaks down the SAVE Act and Latino voter suppression
  • Robert Reich: Kamala Harris dragged Трамп for 90 minutes straight
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard delivers the worst debate in American history
  • Stella Magz: GOP meltdown over Taylor Swift’s endorsement
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ The Last Dog in Springfield ♬:

  • Jordan Klepper: Laura Loomer angers MTG, Taylor Swift causes panic & Biden wears a MAGA hat?
  • Stephen: Harris’s debate smackdown & Трамп’s bizarre pet rumor & A hidden message in Taylor’s endorsement?
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп “lost in the wilderness of his own confusion” in debate with Harris
  • Mother Jones: Трамп’s deliberate debate deluge
  • The Late Show: Old Dicks for Harris!
  • Jordan Klepper: Kamala & Трамп prepare to debate, Cheney’s endorsement & JD Vance in the pool
  • Rachel Maddow: “She put a bully in his place”—Gov. Tim Walz celebrates Kamala Harris debate performance
  • Jonathan Jensen: ♫ A concept of a plan ♬
  • Ali Velshi: It’s not the internet. It’s Трамп.
  • Jabari Jones: J.E.J.—VOTE!
  • Alex Wagner: Трамп-Vance cruel racist lies risk backlash as word spreads of real human consequences
  • Desi Lydic: Meet the writer behind those campaign fundraising emails clogging your inbox
  • Ari Melber: Трамп panics! Harris nabs Taylor Swift backing as she blasts MAGA lies & “chaos”
  • PBS News Hour: Watch a TOTALLY NOT INSANE Трамп claims Harris “wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens that are in prison”
  • Stephen: Dick Cheney endorses Harris & Stephen makes The Dotard’s enemy list
  • Brenda Perez: DEBATE—Трамп got cooked (unlike those dogs)
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Eatin’ the Dogs ♬:

  • Tommy Campbell: JD Vance’s MOST RIDICULOUS lie yet—Haitian immigrants EATING cats
  • Seth Meyers: Kamala Harris won debate according to CNN poll
  • PBS News Hour: Watch a TOTALLY NOT INSANE Трамп thinks it is a good idea to invoke Viktor Orban as a character reference!
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Word Salad Slurry From the Fringe Crackpot ♬
  • Chris Hayes: The Dotard Трамп Von Shitzenpantz tries to defends his relationship with far-right racist Laura Loomer
  • The Late Show: Harris delivers a butt whooping
  • Schmoyoho: ♫ They’re Eating The Dogs ♬
  • Kat Abu: Трамп’s official campaign merch is a fever dream
  • Rachel Maddow: “All the alarms going off all at once” as Трамп leans into extremism as election approaches
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп wants to lock up late night hosts, prepares to debate Kamala & Melania has a new book
  • MSNBC: Panel reacts to the debate
  • PBS News Hour: Watch a TOTALLY NOT INSANE Трамп claims immigrants are “eating the dogs…eating the cats…eating the pets of the people” in Springfield, Ohio
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s nonsense word salad on child care and his threat to jail election officials
  • Jon Stewart tackles Harris & Трамп’s debate and what this means for the election
  • Parody Project: ♫ Russians and Трамп ♬:

  • Taylor Tomlinson has fun with Kamala vs. Трамп debate
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп loses his mind at press conference (Трамп Show 59)
  • Rachel Maddow: More information about election processes is key to fighting Трамп vote subversion tactics
  • Seth Meyers: Republicans admit Трамп lost debate to Harris & Трамп whines about fact checking
  • Robert Reich: Is Трамп lying or just losing it?
  • Andre Antunes: ♫ Dotard Funk (Eating The Dogs) ♬
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler reacts to the Harris—Трамп debate
  • Steve Shives: Трамп lost the debate so bad, he wants to shut down ABC News!
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп still pushing pet eating conspiracy, won’t debate Kamala again & MTG vs Laura Loomer
  • Liberal Redneck: Honest debate reaction (from Trae and two of the most honest sources anywhere)
  • The Remix Bros: ♫ They’re EATING the DOGS! REMIX ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—My new love!
  • Stephen: Harris gets under Трамп’s skin & eating cats and dogs & Taylor Swift’s endorsement
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Word Salad Slurry From the Fringe Crackpot ♬:

  • Tommy Campbell: The Dotard’s worst moments from the debate stage
  • PBS News Hour: Watch a TOTALLY NOT INSANE Трамп claims he has “concepts of a plan” to replace Obamacare
  • Jordan Klepper: Трамп tries to spin poor debate performance & Taylor Swift endorses Kamala Harris
  • The Late Show: The MAGA Friendship Bracelet
  • Alex Wagner: The taint of Трамп’s legacy—January 6 gets special security designation to protect certification
  • Seth Meyers: Harris Baits Трамп into melting down in debate
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces a rally in Springfield, OH
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Трамп debate fail—The hip hop musical ♬
  • Jabari Jones: Ped Cruz—Vote me out!
  • Vox: Exactly how Трамп could ban abortion
  • The New York Times: What Taylor Swift’s endorsement means for Kamala Harris
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ I Have Concepts of a Plan ♬
  • Brenda Perez: Трамп claims HE shut down Nord Stream 2. Treason or Lies?
  • Stella Magz: Kamala Harris dominates in debate against Трамп
  • Jimmy Kimmel breaks down the presidential debate between The Dotard Трамп & Kamala Harris
  • Stephen: ♫ Vance says Taylor Swift’s endorsement doesn’t matter, Трамп’s Picture Book, and Biden dons MAGA hat ♬

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Jabari Jones: Calling Ivanka from jail
  • Steve Shives: Laziness—A core conservative value
  • Tommy Campbell: JD Vance’s clueless comments and connection to Tenet influencers funded by Russia
  • Stella Magz: GOP—“Haitian migrants are eating kitty marsala….”
  • Parody Project: ♫ ALITO Lí ALITO Lá ♬:

  • LegalEagle: Right wing influencers secretly paid by Russia
  • Steve Shives: The right-wing myth of trans school shooters
  • Jabari Jones: Ped Cruz—Cats!
  • Peculiar: The Fred Трамп saga—The Dotard Трамп’s piggy bank
  • Swetlana AI: Трамп’s Monologue Reimagined—An AI short film
  • mazlinithegreat: ♫ You Never Can Tell (a Трампer) ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle. Presidential Debate Edition

by Darryl — Tuesday, 9/10/24, 3:50 pm

DLBottlePlease join us tonight for an evening of electoral politics as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gathers for a presidential debate-watching party.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle.

We’ll get an early start tonight, 6:00pm, and meet in the back room with the debate on the TV. Note that the pub can get loud, so if you really want to hear everything, bring headphones and a way to stream the audio. There is free WiFi available at the Roanoke.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 9/6/24, 10:59 pm

Steve Shives: Why should a teenager have an AR-15? A response to the Apalachee High School shooting

Christopher Titus: Back To school…RUN!!!!!!

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s disrespectful Arlington incident—Army statement slams Трамп
  • Seth Meyers: Tim Walz mocks JD Vance’s embarrassing donut disaster, Трамп insists he’s “not weird”
  • AI Трамп: Dick Effin’ Cheney!
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп can’t put a sentence together, gets questioned about Epstein Island & RFK Jr on Kamala
  • Alex Wagner: Where is the avalanche of coverage of Трамп’s cognitive decline?
  • Stephen: Harris’s momentum dominates the news & Трамп’s crimes at Arlington cemetery & RFK Jr. and the whale
  • Bill Maher: Weird is working
  • John Di Domenico: The Dotard proves Kamala’s snack-flation is ruining America!
  • Stella Magz: The JD Vance comedy tour
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Liz Cheney endorsed Harris because she knows “the danger Трамп poses”
  • Chris Hayes: JD Vance really, truly believes childless women are “valueless”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Has Трамп Derangement Syndrome. Who’d have thought? ♬:

  • Seth Meyers: Declining Трамп rambles incoherently about bacon, wind and body parts
  • Joy Reid: GOP icon Dick Cheney calls Трамп a “threat” and voting for Harris a “duty”
  • The Late Show: Biden is back!
  • NowThis: Even FAUX News is confused by Von Shitzenpantz’s child care rambling
  • Liberal Redneck: Which party should working class people support?
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s clown hall with Hannity, JD Vance and Von Shitzenpantz are NOT weird & MyPillow Mike endorses Ted Cruz
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Kamala, Kamala, Take Off The Gloves! ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Glorious Plans for America (as sung by Mangy Fetlocks) ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп has the worst day any presidential campaign has ever had coming for him
  • Champnella: Who said it creepier, Hannibal Lecter vs The Dotard Трамп
  • Seth Meyers: Chris Hayes breaks down Трамп’s struggle to run against Kamala Harris
  • The Daily Show: Correspondents vs. undecided voters pt. 1
  • The Daily Show: Speaking with undecided voters over the years pt. 2
  • Nick Offerman: ♫ Proud to Be a Kamala Man ♬:

  • Alex Wagner: Трамп and Vance botch child care questions & destroy “family values” narrative
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ World Premiere: Трамп in Space (+ Lara Трамп sans Auto-tune) ♬
  • Robert Reich: Seven ways to stop Трамп
  • Jimmy Kimmel recaps all the crazy shit Трамп did over the summer
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Kamala Harris for President!
  • Ayman Mohyeldin and friends: “A bunch of nuts and kooks and weirdos”—Трамп’s new transition team
  • Jabari Jones: Pathetic old clown
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп campaign gives up on New Hampshire and Minnesota as Трамп hides on FAUX News
  • Ari Melber: Bush VP Dick Cheney backs Kamala Harris
  • Sandy Pliskin: ♫ Those November 6th, Post Election Blues ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Adam Kinzinger on Трамп’s stunt at Arlington, Трамп’s body odor & Republicans being scared to speak out
  • Miss Laurie Lehner: ♫ Basic White Girl 2024 ♬:

  • Chris Hayes: Трамп campaign putting “literally all their money” on this one path to victory
  • Stephen: Wooing undecided voters & Трамп’s marijuana plan & 1990s porn expert Mark Robinson
  • Alex Wagner: Трамп can’t get out of his own way on abortion rights
  • Francesca Fiorentini: JD Vance Keeps. Getting. Worse.
  • The Late Show: J.D. Vance needs to practice his fist bump
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard prepares for Kamala Harris debate (ep 3 Mitch McConnell)
  • Cat Abu: Jesse Watters’ correction is a lot more significant than it looks
  • Steve Shives: Did Трамп’s Arlington stunt break the law?
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп hates being called weird, Dick Cheney voting for Kamala & are we better off than 4 years ago?
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ The Electoral College Graduation Song ♬
  • Alex Wagner: Anticipating debate flameout, Трамп works to lower expectations against Harris
  • The Late Show: RFK Jr.’s latest animal scandal
  • Stephen: Трамп tells PA they have no choice & Walz dunks on Vance’s donut disaster & did Alexa endorse Harris?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—You Don’t Need That Shit in your Life ♬

Robert Reich: How we build an economy that works

Vice News: How the end of Roe v. Wade is impacting Americans

Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Where did Трамп’s money come from?
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ There’s Nothing We Can Do ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard thanks men and Judge Juan Merchan
  • Tommy Campbell: Lauren Boebert’s wild tattoo, debate video and Alexa hating Трамп fans mocked
  • Parody Project: ♫ What is Dotard Трамп ♬:

  • Steve Shives: Fact-checkers are too easy on Трамп!
  • NowThis: DOJ accuses right-wing media of pushing Russian misinformation
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Apalachee High thoughts & prayers
  • MSNBC: Breaking down Трамп’s election interference case
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces Barron’s college choice

LegalEagle: Jack Smith plays chicken with The Supreme Court

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 8/30/24, 9:32 pm

New York Times: Finding Emmett Till

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Katie Phang: New grand jury re-indicts Трамп in Jan. 6 coup case after SCOTUS ruling
  • Steve Shives: Can someone tell Трамп what climate change is?
  • Chris Hayes: Michael Lewis raises the alarm on Трамп’s plot to replace civil servants with loyalists
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ “Thumbs Up!”, The Dotard Трам’s Arlington National Cemetery Song ♬
  • Remix Bros: ♫ We’re Not Going Back! ♬
  • Dark Brandon: McDonalds making deuces great again
  • Stella Magz: RFK Jr & The Dotard are a match made in hell
  • Ari Melber: Трамп fears “Red Wall” collapse as GOP backs Kamala Harris over “weird” stuff
  • Tommy Campbell: JD Vance’s cringe donut run and Mike Lindell’s botched disguise
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Gus’s Dad ♬:

  • Symone Sanders-Townsend: Трамп’s Arlington visit puts his attitude about the military back in the spotlight
  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп debate prep ep. 2—Tim Scott
  • Parody Project: ♫ Everybody knows he’s lame ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Harris & Walz, Middle Class. Donald Trump, Elitist Ass ♬
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Трамп at Arlington National Cemetery
  • Jonathan Jensen: ♫ We’re Not Going Back (Democratic fight song) ♬
  • Robert Reich: Why big money supports Трамп
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard attacks Gold Star families
  • Katie Phang: What really happened when The Dotard went to Arlington National Cemetery
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп embraces RFK Jr and all of his baggage—including the whale juice
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ JD, JD… (Married Lady) ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Why Rehire the Loser You Fired? ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп on Black jobs
  • Chris Hayes: Ex-Трамп voters reveal why they’ve dumped Trump, “like a mattress with bed bugs”
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: RFK Jr. is “the Jeffrey Dahmer of the animal kingdom”
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Kamala Harris-Tim Walz CNN interview
  • Steve Schives: Why is the New York Times publishing campaign advice for Трамп?!
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ Kamala Bright and Bold (in celebration of not being weird) ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Why Don’t You Do Right? ♬:

  • Rachel Maddow: “Ferocious pushback”–Pro-Трамп election board’s tricks draw legal backlash
  • Katie Phang: Трамп resorts to lewd smears as campaign panic sets in
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ Voting for Harris and Walz ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Desperate Трамп sidelines JD Vance for RFK Jr.
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ We aren’t going back ♬
  • Champnella: Is Трамп a dictator or a doofus?
  • Rocky Mountain Mike and Mary in Ann Arbor: ♫ Re-Indicted ♬:

  • Steve Shives: Трамп at Arlington—Because rules (and respect) are for other people
  • Chris Hayes: Arlington official feared retaliation after altercation with Трамп campaign
  • Liberal Redneck: RFK Jr drops out, JD Vance goes out, and Walz attacks fizzle out
  • ScaredKetchup: AI Trump & Boebert ROAST Harris & Walz CNN interview
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: The humanity gap between Kamala Harris and The Dotard Трамп was on display today
  • Katie Phang: Трамп chases politics and stabs evangelical supporters in the back
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ “Tinydict Donald”, the Modern Benedict Arnold ♬
  • Rachel Maddow: Don’t sleep on what is happening in the states
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ RFK JR & Cheryl Hines New Трамп-Inspired Look ♬

Vice News: The fight for native sovereignty in oil-rich Oklahoma

Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Steve Shives: Hulk Hogan has always been trash
  • The Daily Show: Three times Jon Stewart burst FAUX News’ bullshit bubble
  • Steve Shives: If Republicans said the quiet parts out loud about veterans:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reveals the true story of Arlington Cemetery
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп “Has His Way” with Jesse Waters ♬
  • Jon Stewart fires back at Republicans on need for gun control

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 8/23/24, 10:50 pm

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • The Daily Show: Investigating Трамп’s AI crowd claims at the DNC
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Responding to a Text Message from Трамп ♬
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ Fishy Трамп ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard roasts Kamala Harris after DNC
  • Stephen: DNC night 1—Welcome To Chicago, Joe Biden appreciation night, Kamala’s surprise
  • Stephen: DNC night 2—Dem roll call turns up, Pritzker’s billion dollar zinger, and it’s Doug o’clock!
  • Stephen: DNC night 3—Oprah & Stevie bring the star power, getting to know Tim Walz, & Pete takes down Vance
  • Stephen: DNC night 4—Kamala Harris closes out a joyous, highly-rated DNC & Трамп is a weak, unserious man
  • ScaredKetchup: RFK Jr. endorses Трамп (a match made in hell) and DNC recap
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Kamala Harris
  • mazlinithegreat: ♫ Mr. Tangerine Man ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dems CRUSH Republicans on Convention Ratings (small wonder) ♬
  • The Late Show: ♫ Allow Tim Walz To Introduce Himself ♬
  • Steve Shives: Why Republicans hate Tim Walz—The threat of a happy, respected man
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Barack & Michelle Obama’s DNC speeches
  • Parody Project: ♫ We didn’t pick the liar ♬:

  • Jordan Klepper: Barack Obama sizes up Трамп, roll call vote gets lit & more DNC night 2 highlights
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Sick of Being Stuck with a Loser? (Maybe it’s Time to Leave Трамп) ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Obama DESTROYS Трамп at DNC w/AI co-host Lauren Boebert
  • Desi Lydic: DNC opening night recap—Biden after dark, Kamala Harris’s smile & Hillary Clinton
  • Stephen: Melania crashes the DNC
  • The Late Show: ♫ James Taylor rains fire on the DNC ♬
  • Mother Jones: Project 2025—You can run, but you can’t hide
  • Bill Maher: New Rule—Breeders’ choice
  • RuPaul: DNC finale, crazy new Трамп product & he reveals his campaign platform
  • Tommy Campbell: JD Vance gets off couch to make cringe “Gangs of New York” comments
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп slammed for Medal of Honor comments & says he’s “better looking” than Kamala
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to day 1 of the DNC
  • The Daily Show: The Best Fucking News Team gives their takes on the DNC’s “small town values”
  • Marsh Family: ♫ Gimme Hope Kamala ♬:

  • Stephen: “It’s not science fiction anymore. We will have the first woman president,” Rep. Ocasio-Cortez
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Contrasting Harris & Walz with Трамп ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—J.D. Vance sperm cups
  • Seth Meyers: Barack and Michelle Obama rip Трамп over “crowd sizes” and “Black jobs” at DNC
  • Chris Hayes: Harris must hand Трамп an undeniable loss in 2024 election
  • Stephen: Donny Franks slings dogs at the DNC
  • Christopher Titus: DNC Convention—DEMolish HATE!
  • Ali Velshi: Project 2025’s plan to dismantle the Department of Education
  • The Late Show: ♫ Do The Kamala Shuffle ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard previews the DNC
  • ScaredKetchup: Woke DNC day 3 exposed by Трамп & Lauren Boebert
  • Alex Wagner: For JD Vance donut shop visit, a double order of cringe, supersized by Tim Walz
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп can’t escape damning undercover audio linking him to Project 2025
  • Stephen: Sec. Clinton on Biden’s decision to step aside
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Are They Really Going to Vote For Him? ♬:

  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп & Boebert try to ROAST the Democratic National Convention (and FAIL)
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard destroys Tim Walz & his son on DNC night 3
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Old, Boring and Headed for Oblivion ♬
  • Jake Tapper: Hear how Gen. John Kelly responded to Трамп’s bizarre comments on Medal of Honor recipients
  • The Daily Show: Kamala Harris is “just normal”
  • Seth Meyers: Mike Lindell humiliated by 12-year-old at DNC; Трамп whines about Obama “size” jab
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Harris-Walz vs. Трамп-Vance
  • Cat Abu: How #TamponTim became MAGA’s new culture war
  • Bill Maher: Lord almighty!
  • Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell has mustache shaved off at his latest failed filled event
  • Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week
  • Jon Stewart: DNC Recap—Oprah calls out cat ‘adies, Dem vibes & Kamala’s moment
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ Weird Flex ♬
  • Robert Reich: This is how Kamala Harris beats Трамп
  • Stella Magz: Трамп accepts AI generated phot of Taylor Swift
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard proves he is more attractive than Kamala Harris
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ Losing His Mind ♬

Robert Reich: Here’s why prices are still high

Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Ted Cruz Has Got the Kind of Face, I’d Kind of Like to …… ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—American greed!
  • LegalEagle: Elon’s dumbest suit yet (suing advertisers)
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп SCHOOLS Jesse Dollemore
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Listen to the Rambling of his Failing Brain ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Plumber’s Guide to Flushing Трамп ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Fem-uh-nazi… ♬
  • Stella Magz: Ann Coulter mocks Tim Walz’ special needs son
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dealing with the Scourge of The Dotard Трамп ♬

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 8/16/24, 11:26 pm

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Dark Brandon: Tim Walz’ money trail—Where does it really lead?
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s off-the-rails economy speech and federal labor charges against Трамп and Musk
  • The Late Show: Subliminal messages in Barack Obama’s summer playlist
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ Трамп’s Last Stand—The Dotard said the strangest things ♬
  • Ari Melber: Трамп rattled as Harris builds on Obama coalition—A civil rights breakdown
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ There’s no denying, it’s Трамп’s PROJECT 2025 ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard admits he thinks Kamala Harris is HOT!
  • Joy Reid: “Kamala & the Coach” crushing Трамп-Vance with “picture-perfect” campaign
  • Stephen: Harris in the lead as Vance drags down the GOP ticket
  • Alex Wagner: Трамп’s biggest campaign obstacle—He can’t stop being Трамп
  • Mother Jones: The Трамп campaign is doubling down on a dangerous lie
  • The Late Show: Looking for a Tim Walz to call your own?
  • Kamala Harris and Tim Walz on tacos, music, and the future of America:

  • Robert Reich: Project 2025—The MAGA plan to take your freedom
  • ScaredKetchup: MAGA vs. Sane—Perspectives on Трамп
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Mangy Fetlocks Election PSA ♬
  • Stephen: Chicago gets ready to party & Monday is Joe’s night at the DNC
  • HeyFletch: America’s reaction the more it learns about JD Vance…
  • Desi Lydic: Xitter glitches out for Elon’s interview and so does Трамп
  • Alex Wagner: Трамп denigration of Medal of Honor ignites rage among veterans
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ Moving On—breaking free Future shining can’t you see! ♬
  • videogamechess: Трамп Dementia Compilation 2
  • Dark Brandon: Abortion rights to be on the ballot in AZ
  • Steve Shives: Kamala Harris, Tim Walz, and the joy of fighting for something
  • Ali Velshi: Project 2025’s tax plan—hike taxes for average Americans
  • Parody Project: ♫ VEEP (JD VANCE) ♬:

  • videogamechess: Трамп Dementia supercut
  • Dark Brandon: The Neverending Saga of JD Vance
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kamala is Water, Трамп’s a Dumpster Fire ♬
  • Alex Wagner: Stacey Abrams shreds JD Vance for distorting her words
  • Desi Lydic FAUXsplains Tim Walz
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ You’re a Weird One Mister Трамп ♬
  • The Late Show: Your escape from the DNC’s hopeful message
  • Robert Reich: Harris v. Трамп on taxing tips
  • Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell attempts to slam Tim Walz with failed pillow media blitz
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s campaign was hacked!
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Laughing ♬:

  • Stephen: Harris-Walz ticket supercharges Dems & Трамп’s stages of grief
  • Ari Melber: Трамп rattled as the “Harris Effect” surges in key states
  • Desi Lydic: Трамп attempts intellectual economy speech, but trashes Biden, Harris, Tic Tacs instead
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ Lies Lies Everywhere—Fake news he can share ♬
  • videogamechess: Трамп Dementia Compilation 4
  • Jon Stewart: Why Трамп wants Biden back so badly he’s reusing his old attacks
  • Rita Brent: ♫ Kamala (Remix) ♬
  • Lewis Black: RFK Jr.’s bear
  • Alex Wagner: Трамп struggling to keep up as Harris backers self-organize to help campaign
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ ‘Copter Crash Leaves Трамп Dazed and Confused ♬
  • Ali Velshi: How Project 2025 wants to reach into your bedroom
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ The Lawyer or the Conman ♬:

  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ JD Vance’s Eyes ♬
  • Jabari Jones: ♫ J.D. Vance, You Betta Work, Bitch! ♬
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ Why so Angry Mister Трамп—why so weird? ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Poor Dotard Трамп! ♬
  • VoteVets: Tim Walz stands up for EVERYONE’S service in uniform—EVEN JD Vance’s
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard accuses Tim Walz of being “Worse than Jerry Sandusky”
  • Stella Magz: The Tic Tac economic effect—We’re doomed!
  • Jason Johnson: Трамп rattled as Harris-Walz ticket ignite campaign trail with new football energy
  • Seth Meyers: Seth Meyers catches up on the worst three weeks of Трамп’s campaign
  • Lauren Mayer and Scott Grinthal: ♫ The Angry Old Man ♬:

  • Alex Wagner: More than just lying—How Трамп’s distortions are setting up his post-election scheme
  • Rev. Al Sharpton: Former Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura shares his impressions of Gov. Tim Walz
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Jeffrey Epstein’s plane!
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ Speak the truth—Rise up voices break the noise ♬
  • Steve Shives: Трамп’s bottomless dishonor
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Kamala, We’re Voting For Ya ♬
  • Liberal Redneck: Is Трамп lazy? Scared? Or plotting a heist?
  • Grace Kuhlenschmidt: The forgettin’ man, a DailyShowography
  • Joy Reid: Трамп trauma, be gone! Harris-Walz team heals America’s PTSD
  • Stephen: Musk & Трамп’s livestream fail & Трамп flies around on Epstein’s plane
  • Desi Lydic: Project 2025 leaks reveal Трамп connection, while he continues to play dumb:

  • Amy Goodman: Leaked Project 2025 training videos show former Трамп officials detailing plans to dismember gov’t
  • Jabari Jones: Post-menopausal females
  • Seth Meyers: Rattled Трамп blames technology for disastrous Xitter livestream with Elon Musk
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Crowd Size is Also Small ♬
  • HeyFletch: Spinal Трамп
  • Scaredketchup: ♫ Трамп rally gone wild—Is this the end? ♬
  • The New York Times Shawn McCreesh: Why Harris’s crowds rattled Трамп
  • The Late Show: Can you imagine Трамп working at McDonalds?
  • Alex Wagner: Трамп criminal trials threaten to bring more bad news as his campaign sours
  • videogamechess: Трамп Dementia Compilation 6
  • Parody Project: ♫ The Timothy Walz ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп Jr defends JD Vance
  • Stephen: Why RFK Jr. staged a bear cub murder in Central Park

Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Steve Shives: From Superman shirts to Трамп flags—MAGA’s “benefit of the doubt” double standard
  • Next 9News: Guilty verdicts for Tina Peters in MAGA election computer system breach
  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп gives his most honest press conference
  • Marsh Family: ♫ Tesla Owner ♬:

  • Rachel Maddow: Republicans exposed for adopting Трамп’s gaslighting tactic to avoid harsh political realities
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Confuses James Brown with Charlie Brown ♬

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“Not enough open threads!”

by Darryl — Thursday, 8/15/24, 12:17 pm

Pennsylvania is one of the most important swing states for presidential elections. Besides having 19 electoral votes, the state is a bellwether for WI and MI. Since 1992, the three states have voted together and, with the single exception of 2016, have given their electors to the Democrat.

With that context in mind, there are two new polls out in PA. The first is from Franklin and Marshall that has Vice President Kamala Harris leading former President and convicted felon Donald Трамп 46% to 43%. The poll’s margin of error is 3.8%, so Harris’ 3% lead is weak evidence that she would win an election held today. The release summarizes reasons for support thusly:

The main reasons that Harris voters are supporting her candidacy include anti-Трампism (18%), women’s rights (17%), character (15%), partisanship (13%), and democracy (13%). The top reasons voters provide for supporting Трамп include economic policy (29%), immigration (20%), and partisanship (19%). More voters believe Vice President Harris has better judgment, is more trustworthy, and is closer to their views on values issues than Mr. Трамп, while more voters believe Mr. Трамп is better able to handle the economy

The second poll is from Quinnipiac and finds Harris leading Трамп 48% to 45%. This poll’s margin of error is 2.4%, which means that we are getting into “real lead” territory. Note that if the polls are combined, the sample of over 2,600 voters is pretty solid evidence that Harris is now leading in PA. The Quinnipiac poll asked voters to characterize the two candidates:

  • Has good leadership skills [yes/no (spread)]: Harris 48%/47% (+1%), Трамп 50%/49% (+1%)
  • Cares about average Americans: Harris 50%/47% (+3%), Трамп 46%/54% (-8%)
  • Kind of personality and temperament it takes to serve effectively as president: Harris 52%/46% (+6%), Трамп 46%/53% (-7%)
  • Honest: Harris 46%/48% (-2%), Трамп 37%/60% (-23%)

The two polls, using different methods, find that Трамп has a serious deficit on issues of character for PA voters.

Meanwhile, in news of the weird, Vance has bizarre ideas about the “purpose” of postmenopausal women. Interestingly, Vance’s take is likely based on a tortured misunderstanding of one theory on the evolution of menopause in women. I look forward to a debate question on whether he espouses contemporary evolutionary theory. You already heard about a couple of unearthed photos of Vance in drag. A new addition to the Трамп/Vance campaign photo album is a high school photo of Vance posing with three female classmates pretending to use urinals in the boys bathroom. Good clean fun. But, you know…a little weird. A new audio recording has Vance claiming Amazon funded Black Lives Matter so rioters would burn down their brick-and-mortar competitors—a totally non-weird conspiracy theory.

Трамп gave a rambly “economic” press conference in which he held up Tic Tacs to exemplify inflation, which brought back to mind the Hollywood Access tape in which he mentioned the need to pop a Tic Tac in preparation for any urge to sexually assault Arianne Zucker. Good times. He also falsely claimed (again) that Governor Tim Walz, “wants tampons in boys’ bathrooms.” No word on how the stock markets reacted to this bizarre “economic news.”

Speaking of bizarre…. Трамп’s staff thinks he may have PTSD because he repeatedly watches himself get shot in the ear. Maybe PTSD…or, maybe it’s just a flare-up of his pre-existing narcissistic personality disorder?

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 8/13/24, 5:41 pm

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight for drinks and chats. If you’re not busy fleeing to Venezuela or something, please drop by and say “hi.”

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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“More Open Threads! More Open Threads!”

by Darryl — Sunday, 8/11/24, 11:43 am

Having my morning coffee and cracking open the newspaper….

Hacked!. Let’s see…I am trying to remember how it goes—something like, “Iran, if you are listening….”

Oh…and then there’s this—Swifties are organizing for Kamala:

…Swifties are figuring out voter registration requirements in every state where there’s a swift concert, making QR codes with voter registration and donation links so people can do both at her concerts….”

Yeah…don’t panic, Трампistas. Just give them a healthy dose of your usual insults and denigration.

Speaking of insults and denigration, a couple of headlines from today: “Donald Trump Privately Rants That Kamala Harris Is a ‘B***h’ as His Polls Plunge” and Vibes matter: Трамп can hardly restrain his jealousy over the Harris campaign’s joy. SAD!

A writer puts things into a British perspective in his description of Трамп.

NPR fact-checked Трамп’s emergency news conference from last Thursday. They found “at least 162 misstatements, exaggerations and outright lies in 64 minutes.” And, yes, the article enumerates and factually debunks all 162 statements.

Last week Elon Musk filed an anti-trust lawsuit against a marketing trade body and the advertisers who were “boycotting” Xitter. Apparently, Musk’s strategy has consequences: more advertisers are fleeing the ailing platform. I’m no lawyer, but if “corporations are people, my friends,” aren’t they fully entitled to First Amendment protections of freedom to assemble and freedoms on matters of conscience? Also, Musk did tell advertisers unhappy with Xitter to “not advertise” and instead “go fuck yourselves,” so this is really just performative litigation that is backfiring on Musk. So sad.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 8/9/24, 9:45 pm

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Steve Shives: Right-wing media covers Трамп campaign meltdown over Kamala Harris
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Kamala Harris picking Tim Walz
  • Robert Reich: JD Vance is a working class phony
  • Chris Hayes debunks the right-wing bull shit about Tim Walz’s military career
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ I’m So Glad It’s Tim Walz ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: “Stupidest” candidate Трамп did not answer reporters’ questions
  • Kat Abu: FAUX News can’t figure out what to do with Tim Walz
  • Jabari Jones: ♫ J.D. Vance: Can’t Get Enough of Couch Love ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: RFK Jr admits he dumped bear, but there’s more to his confession
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ Laugh at the Clown – My daughter’s version! ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Why Трамп is avoiding the debate with Harris
  • Michael Kosta: Kamala Harris Picks Minn. Governor & Midwestern Dad Tim Walz as Running Mate
  • NowThis: MAGA attempts to challenge VP pick Tim Walz’s military service
  • Ari Melber: Трамп “rattled” by Kamala Harris’ huge crowds as polls tighten
  • LegalEagle: Project 2025—A Hellish Legal Vision For America (900 pages of INSANITY):

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Couch-Humper Song ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Hello Walz ♬
  • John Oliver: RFK Jr.
  • Rita Brent: Stop mispronouncing Kamala’s name! We know it’s intentional!
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Kamala Harris & Tim Walz 1st rally since VP announcement—BIG EXCITEMENT ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard BEGS Joe Biden to come back
  • Marilyn Dee: ♫ So fed up, I’m Through! – The Ballad of Melania T. ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ JD’s Got his Back to the Walz ♬
  • Ari Melber: Worried about losing to Kamala, Трамп is angry he can’t “live in the past”
  • LanguageJones: Kamala Harris’s WEIRD strategy
  • Chris Hayes: “Spiraling, whining, and miserable”—Трамп melts down as Harris surges in polls
  • Michael Kosta: Biden’s post-dropout interview, Трамп’s crowd size insecurity & Elon’s legal fit
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Harris’ VP pick Tim Walz just told Трамп & GOP to “Mind your own damn business”
  • Stella Magz: GOP meltdown over Tim Walz announcement….
  • ScaredKetchup: JD Vance on Tim Walz couch joke—Philadelphia rally
  • Parody Project: ♫ He Ran as a Joke ♬:

  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп knows he does not have the mental and cognitive health to debate Harris
  • Charlamagne Tha God addresses the right’s racist anti-Kamala rhetoric
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—GOP says Walz wants felons to vote
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ Kamala got Balls – To break down all the walls! Stand up strong! ♬
  • NowThis: Why access to good health care is important to Tim Walz
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ The Late, Great Hannibal Lecter ♬
  • Rachel Maddow: Pro-Трамп administrators are already in place to subvert the 2024 election
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard says Tim Walz is a “fake nice grandpa”
  • Michael Kosta: Harris-Walz campaign holds first rally & Republicans call Walz “Tampon Tim”
  • Chris Hayes: Republican attacks against Walz only making GOP sound “more unhinged”
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Sinking into the sludge
  • The New York Times: What Tim Walz brings to the Harris ticket
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Трамп major meltdown wants NEW VP w/ AI Byron Donalds, Marge the Bounty Hunter ♬
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп arrested & arraigned! Reveals money-making secret in plea deal
  • Sandy Pliskin: ♫ The Kamala Waltz ♬
  • Bob Levin: ♫ Трамп and Vance are both totally weird ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ I Will Follow Tim ♬
  • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Walz Is Our Man ♬:

  • Steve Shives: The unbearable weirdness of RFK Jr.
  • HeyFletch: When Harry met Donnie
  • Liberal Redneck: Is Tim Walz literally the most awesome feller there is?
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп seeks revenge in Montana as Harris-Walz campaign surges
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Tim Walz, All-American Dad AND Satanic Anarchist? ♬
  • Robert Reich: Why do some support a Fascist for President?
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп rambles incoherently at emergency press conference as Kamala surges
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Трамп Mar-a-lago press conference DISASTER – Part 2 ♬
  • Vox: Kamala Harris, explained in 7 moments
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Weird Tyrants ♬
  • Jordan Klepper: Asking MAGA about the shooting, Harris, and both parties’ VP noms
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ Трамп Clown Song – Let’s all laugh at Трамп such a clown you see! ♬
  • NowThis: VP pick Tim Walz brings the “Big Dad Energy” to the 2024 election
  • Grace Kuhlenschmidt: Dems react to Tim Walz’s political record, dad energy & whiteness at Harris rally
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп demands investigation—When did Kamala turn Black?
  • Chris Hayes: “The vibes have changed”—Harris candidacy injects enthusiasm back into the campaign
  • Dr Geoff Lindsey: Why it’s so HARD to pronounce KAMALA
  • Jabari Jones: ♫ J.D. Vance—Weirdo Beardo ♬

Michael Kosta: Barbara McQuade on The Disinformation Problem in America & “attack from within”

The Cult of the Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп at The Battle of Wounded Ear ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Sex can be…. ♬
  • Rachel Maddow: “Where did the cash go?”—Maddow looks for clues in new report about Трамп, Egypt and $10 million
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ CORRUPT Clarence Thomas—MORE Unreported Gifts Revealed ♬
  • Jabari Jones: ♫ You ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Lovely Song for the Hideous Laura Ingraham ♬
  • Jonathan Capehart: Andrew Weissmann explains Jack Smith’s delay request in Трамп’s Jan. 6 case
  • Kat Abu: Why conservatives hate being called “weird”

Vice News: How US nuclear testing continues to haunt the Marshall Islands

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 8/2/24, 9:53 pm

Robert Reich: Is economic growth always good?

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ J.D. Vance May Soon be Running FROM Трамп ♬
  • Joy Reid: How Harris trips up Трамп as first Black AND Asian-American woman de facto nominee
  • Tommy Campbell: JD Vance’s weird name changes EXPOSED
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ Not Voting For Them Part 2—Dance Mix Edition 2024 ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Never vote again
  • ScaredKetchup: JD Vance responds to childless cat lady Chelsea Handler with new couch song ♫ Sectional Healing ♬
  • Ali Velshi: “A downward spiral toward extremism”—How Project 2025 policies are already transforming states
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard compares women to JD Vance’s couch
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ You’ll Never Have To Vote Again ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Sofa, So Good! (or “Love Divan, All Loves Excelling”) ♬
  • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Weird Right-Wing Town ♬:

  • Founders Sing: ♫ K-KREW (KAMA-LA-LA) ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: ELON MUSK on why he posted FAKE Kamala Harris campaign ad (did not label it PARODY)
  • Right Plight: ♫ If you got something to say…say it to my face… ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Careless Veep Pick ♬
  • Garrison Hayes: FACT CHECK—Трамп has not been the “best President” since Abraham Lincoln
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп HUGE success at NABJ conference! ♬
  • Kat Abu: Why the “weird” attack is working
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Weird
  • Keith Edwards: Kamala shows STRENGTH in newly UNEARTHED viral video
  • Ali Velshi: “This is an assault” that means people’s lives—Gov. Jay Inslee on Project 2025’s plans for the climate
  • Steve Shives: A response to J.D. Vance, from a childless adult:

  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ You’ll Never Have To Vote Again ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Sofa, So Good! (or “Love Divan, All Loves Excelling”) ♬
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ White Dude for Harris—Kamala in the White House that’s the key! ♬
  • Ronny Chieng: Трамп questions Harris’s Blackness & Megan Thee Stallion rallies Harris supporters
  • Jabari Jones: ♫ I Didn’t Know She Was Black ♬
  • I Am Grambling:♫ The Crazy Bunch: Starring Donald Трамп & J.D. Vance ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Lara Трамп, Designer Vacuum Bag ♬
  • Ari Melber: Трамп’s “loser” nightmare gets real as Dems rally around new leader Harris
  • Robert Reich: Трамп’s democracy fire sale!
  • Joy Reid: Project 2025 exposed—The Трамп allies seeking a Christian nationalist coup
  • Stella Magz: JD Vance needs more cushion for the pushin’
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ Couch Love—The JD Vance Tribute Song ♬:

  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ I Eff’d A Couch and I Liked It ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Stupid Song (based on a stupid JD Vance statement) ♬
  • The Other Brother: ♫ Kamala is the Name ♬
  • Ali Velshi: Inside Project 2025’s plan for the Department of Justice
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Losing
  • Jon Stewart: Jon Stewart on why GOP doesn’t know what to do with Kamala Harris replacing Biden
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s suffering—Far worse than McCain or Jesus? ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Can’t worry Трамп ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ My Dusty Womb ♬:

  • Alex Wagner and friends: “Stunning ignorance”—Трамп befools himself with obnoxious answers at Black journalism event
  • Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell reunites with Brannon for Трамп inside job theories
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ SO WEIRD—Not Voting For Them!—We see through their lies ♬
  • Ari Melber: Трамп’s “loser” fear grows as Kamala surges—GOP newspaper & Dem Senate veteran agree
  • Dark Brandon: ♫ When a Man Loves a Couch ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces his break-up with Kyle Rittenhouse
  • The Other Brother: ♫ She’s Not Black ♬
  • Hitler Rant Parodies: Hitler is informed Kamala Harris is the presumptive nominee
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Oh Sioux City, Now Don’t You Cry for Трамп (a modern folk song) ♬
  • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Kamala ♬:

  • ScaredKetchup: Couch Lover JD VANCE Sings ‘I’m Fuckin’ Weird’
  • Tommy Campbell: Kyle Rittenhouse flips on Трамп, hilariously helping Kamala
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ You’ll Never Get To Vote Again ♬
  • Ari Melber: Трамп on the run as Kamala Harris surges with Swifties, Beyhive, Deadheads and Zoom-apalooza
  • Rachel Maddow: The frightening truth about Трамп’s lack of concern about votes
  • Stella Magz: Kyle Rittenhouse says he will not vote for The Dotard
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Kamala Waltz ♬
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ Kamala Chameleon—Karma is coming and she’s going to bring us the first female president ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—J.D. Vance is creepy AF
  • Ronnie Chieng: Kamala gets everyone on Zoom & Dems slam JD Vance for “weird” cat lady comments
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Childless Cat Ladies ♬:

  • Jon Stewart: Pete Buttigieg on Kamala Harris’s campaign, VP vetting, & JD Vance
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп’s EPIC FAIL at NAJB Chicago Conference + Alina Habba can’t pronounce KAMALA
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kamala, Stop Laughing! (A Satirical Republican Marching Song) ♬
  • Christopher Titus: Kamala Harris vs Трамп
  • The Other Brother: ♫ Another Outrage ♬
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Трамп discusses Kamala’s ethnicity
  • Joy Reid: Трамп dumpster fire appearance at NABJ
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ Weird Трамп Twist—It’s weird, it’s Трамп and it’s a twist! ♬
  • Ronny Chieng: Harris hunts for a VP & Трамп drags Mindy Kaling into his racist drama
  • Miss Laurie Lehner: ♫ Трамп’s a Creep ♬:

  • Kat Abu: This is what DEI means (and why “conservatives” get super racist with it)
  • Alex Wagner: Polls begin to show advantage for Kamala Harris with political indicators improving
  • CityNerd: Project 2025—As bad for cities as you think it is
  • Jonathan Jensen: ♫ The Ballad of JD Vance ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard says that Kamala Harris is not Black
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Childless Cat Guys ♬
  • The Other Brother: ♫ Don’t Dump Senator Vance ♬
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—J.D. Vance, Трамп’s weird running mate
  • ScaredKetchup: Kyle Rittenhouse says he won’t be voting for Трамп
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Things are Getting Weird (Especially Трамп!) ♬

Lewis Black heats up over the hottest summer in history

The Cult of the Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Joy Reid: Secret probe into whether Трамп took $10 million from Egypt revealed
  • Steve Schives: Elon Musk, the Republican Party, and child abuse
  • J-L Cauvin: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz reacts to being called weird
  • Parody Project: ♫ Truthin’ in the dead of night ♬:

  • Desi Lydic FAUXsplains accusations that Republicans are “weird”
  • Robert Reich: MAGA Republicans would destroy 100 years of progress

Roll Call: Congressional Hits and Misses of the Week

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 7/26/24, 11:05 pm

Bill Maher: Future headlines—Summer 2024

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Goodbye (and thanks) Joe ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard accuses JD Vance’s couch of LYING
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Childless Cat Ladies ♬
  • NowThis: Megan Rapinoe urges White women to show up for Kamala Harris
  • The Late Show: Kamala embraces The Memes
  • Ari Melber: Трамп losing again? 45’s nightmare comes true as his nemesis Obama backs Kamala Harris
  • Mrs. Misanthrope: What The Dotard Von Shitzenpantz is talking about when he mentions Hannibal Lecter
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Everything out of Трамп’s mouth is “real garbage” and it should be treated as such
  • Get Cluckd: ♫ Kamala Sings Charli XCX’s “Apple” on Campaign Trail! ♬
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Biden is OUT, and Kamala Harris is IN
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Joe Biden quitting the race
  • The Founders Sing: ♫ THANK YOU for Saving the USA From Him! ♬:

  • ScaredKetchup: Stephen Miller TV meltdown over Joe Bides stepping asider for Kamala Harris
  • Lamorne Morris on Biden dropping out & Трамп vs Kamala
  • Jabari Jones: AI Joe Biden—Happy now?
  • Stephen: The memeification of Kamala Harris & Colbert Is Brat & The Dotard struggles to attack Harris
  • Alex Wagner: Record-breaking surge in grassroots support greets new Kamala Harris campaign
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Vote All Blue ♬
  • The Late Show: J.D. Vance’s “Hillbilly Eulogy”
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is going to have to get used to hearing Harris’ prosecutor record
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ C’mon We’re Going To Vote! ♬
  • Stephen: Why Melinda French Gates is so happy to endorse Kamala Harris for President
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard responds to Joe Biden’s farewell speech
  • The New York Times: Kamala Harris may bring out Трамп’s harshest instincts
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kamala in The White House, Dotard in The Big House ♬
  • Jen Psaki: “Panic with a dose of racism”—Republicans scramble as Harris energizes voters
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ We Rode Strong (With Biden) ♬:

  • Christopher Titus: KAMALA HARRIS! Democrats flip the script
  • NowThis: Project 2025 has it out for Elmo
  • Steve Shives: Biden is out, Harris is in—Now what?!
  • Liberal Redneck: So Joe Biden dropped out
  • The Late Show: A round of applause for Joe Biden
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Biden response
  • Stephen: Saluting President Biden, Wolf Blitzer’s happy hour, “Kamala IS brat” & The veepstakes begins
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—The GOP calls Kamala Harris a “DEI hire”
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard wants to DUMP JD Vance
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Biden drops out of 2024 presidential race
  • Dark Brandon: A special message for the cat ladies
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ You Don’t Mess Around With Don ♬:

  • Stephen: Biden’s speech got under Трамп’s skin & goodbye, brat summer & AP debunks J.D. Vance couch sex rumor
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Ballad of Shady J.D. Vance ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ D Vance sings “I eff’d a couch” (Trump Show 56.5 w/AI Lauren Boebert) ♬
  • The Other Brother: The Ballad of JD Vance
  • John Oliver: RNC & ”migrant crime”
  • Tommy Campbell: JD Vance dragged over cat ladies comments while Kamala smashes fundraising record
  • NowThis: Трамп VP pick, J.D. Vance, wants a NATIONAL abortion ban
  • Robert Reich: Трамп IS Project 2025
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ JD Vance Did NOT Have Sex With That Couch ♬
  • The Late Show: J.D. Vance dogged by weird internet rumor
  • Ari Melber: Why Трамп’s nightmare of losing again is getting real
  • Steve Shives: Republican canvasser vs. progressive voter
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Joe’s Got Immunity! (Трамп’s Toast) ♬:

  • Jabari Jones: Little Dotard Трамп—Racist slur
  • Mother Jones: DEI—The right’s main (and very) racist attack on Kamala Harris
  • LegalEagle: What happens now that Biden dropped out?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп, The Man Who Would be King ♬
  • Stephen: Harris says, “We are not going back” & why did Трамп pick Vance? & FAUX News is grasping at plastic straws
  • J-L Cauvin: Elon Musk endorses The Felon Von Shitzenpantz
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Make America Laugh Again ♬
  • NowThis: Fact-checking claims of Kamala Harris’ time as a prosecutor
  • The Other Brother: ♫ Back in the White House again ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Matt Gaetz debuts a new face, Giuliani trips and The Dotard fails to unite at cringe filled RNC
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Wake-up Call from God? ♬
  • Kat Abu: FAUX News’ initial reaction to Kamala Harris was kinda pathetic

Robert Reich: You’ve been lied to about inflation

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

The Cult of the Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Destroying Democracy with Hate and Fear ♬
  • Right Plight: What happened to anti-mask morons after getting attested?
  • Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Replying to Трамп Jr’s nonsense
  • Next 9NEWS commits an act of journalism: Colorado GOP leaders meet under a bridge to hide from other members:

  • Get Cluckd: Elon Musk’s galactic pronoun showdown—From California to Texas!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Republican Plan to Make America Great ♬
  • Jabari Jones: Ted Cruz warns Kamala Harris to keep her hands off….

Jonathan Mann: ♫ Everyday Is the Hottest Day ♬

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 7/23/24, 5:12 pm

DLBottleAh, yes…here we are amid the sleepy dog days of summer when not much is happening. Somehow, we’ll find stuff to talk about tonight when the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together for conversations and drinks. Please stop by, if you can.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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