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    Happy Thanksgiving, hope my neighbors can enjoy it without an Alarm going off. Tough for an SFD Engine Company to do.

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    I made a savory and juicy turkey, green bean casserole, Mac and cheese from scratch, corn bread stuffing, guests brought an amazing pumpkin pie.

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    @4 We had baked Alaska halibut with sides of dressing, cranberries, sweet potatoes, and salad, topped off with Ben and Jerry’s fudge brownie ice cream. And, of course, champagne.

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    #5. Nice mix of healthy and not so. Very Northwest.
    Big Muddy Brewing’s Peanut Butter Cup Stout for me.

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    4, 5,
    We made Tom Douglas’ corn bread pudding from Etta’s served with salmon. Strong recommendation for the corn bread pudding. Amazing. Here it is:

    https://www.seattletimes.com/life/food-drink/recipe-ettas-cornbread-pudding/

    Also smoke roasted five spice carrots, smoked turkey breast and dirty sprouts. Big ups for the carrots and the corn bread pudding because they can be made ahead and they are just as good reheated. Thank you to HA and of all of y’all.

    This is for the troll(s):
    https://youtu.be/sLSveRGmpIE

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    There’s a place called Orlando’s BBQ in Oak Harbor. Next year that’s where we’re getting our turkey. They smoked 100 turkeys (11-14#) this year and their FB photo of the laden smoker is tantalizing.

    Turkey this year was very nice. Usual sides, and 2001 Dunn Vineyards Cab Sauv. The apple pie intended for dessert became a sort of Joe’s Scramble after the pup decided to help himself to the raw pie my wife had made when we went down to feed the horses. Cost him two hours in dog jail. Pretty sure he thinks it was worth it.

    I bet Rosenbaum and Huber don’t.

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    It wouldn’t be TG if I didn’t force y’all to scroll past the annual WSJ TG op-ed pieces printed every year on this day.

    The Desolate Wilderness

    “Here beginneth the chronicle of those memorable circumstances of the year 1620, as recorded by Nathaniel Morton, keeper of the records of Plymouth Colony, based on the account of William Bradford, sometime governor thereof. So they left that goodly and pleasant city of Leyden, which had been their resting-place for above eleven years, but they knew that they were pilgrims and strangers here below, and looked not much on these things, but lifted up their eyes to Heaven, their dearest country, where God hath prepared for them a city and therein quieted their spirits.” “When they came to Delfs-Haven they found the ship and all things ready, and such of their friends as could not come with them followed after them, and sundry came from Amsterdam to see them ship, and to take their leaves of them. One night was spent with little sleep with the most, but with friendly entertainment and Christian discourse, and other real expressions of true Christian love.” “The next day they went on board, and their friends with them, where truly doleful was the sight of that sad and mournful parting, to hear what sighs and sobs and prayers did sound amongst them. What tears did gush from every eye, and pithy speeches pierced each other’s heart, that sundry of the Dutch strangers that stood on the Key as spectators could not refrain from tears. But the tide which stays for no man, calling them away, that were thus loath to depart, their Reverend Pastor, falling down on his knees, and they all with him, with watery cheeks commended them with the most fervent prayers unto the Lord and His blessing, and then with mutual embraces and many tears they took their leaves one of another, which proved to be the last leave to many of them.” “Being now passed the vast ocean, and a sea of troubles before them in expectations, they had now no friends to welcome them, no inns to entertain them or refresh them, no houses, or much less towns, to repair unto to seek for succor. And for the season it was winter, and they that know the winters of the country know them to be sharp and violent, subject to cruel and fierce storms, dangerous to travel to known places, much more to search unknown coasts.” “Besides, what could they see but a hideous and desolate wilderness, full of wild beasts and wild men? And what multitudes of them there were, they then knew not. For which way soever they turned their eyes, they could have but little solace or content in respect of any outward object. For summer being ended, all things stand in appearance with a weather beaten face, and the whole country, full of woods and thickets, represented a wild and savage hew. If they looked behind them, there was a mighty ocean which they had passed, and was now as a main bar or gulf to separate them from all the civil parts of the world.”

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    And The Fair Land

    “Anyone whose labors take him into the far reaches of the country, as ours lately have done, is bound to mark how the years have made the land grow fruitful. This is indeed a big country, a rich country, in a way no array of figures can measure and so in a way past belief of those who have not seen it. Even those who journey through its Northeastern complex, into the Southern lands, across the central plains and to its Western slopes can only glimpse a measure of the bounty of America.” “And a traveler cannot but be struck on his journey by the thought that this country, one day, can be even greater. America, though many know it not, is one of the great underdeveloped countries of the world. What it reaches for exceeds by far what it has grasped.” “So the visitor returns thankful for much of what he has seen, and, in spite of everything, an optimist about what his country might be. Yet the visitor, if he is to make an honest report, must also note the air of unease that hangs everywhere.” “For the traveler, as travelers have always been, is as much questioned as questioning. And for all the abundance he sees, he finds the questions put to him ask, where men may repair for succor from the troubles that beset them.” “His countrymen cannot forget the savage face of war. Too often they have been asked to fight in strange and distant places, for no clear purpose they could see and for no accomplishment they can measure. Their spirits are not quieted by the thought that the good and pleasant bounty that surrounds them can be destroyed in an instant by a single bomb. Yet they find no escape, for their survival and comfort now depend on unpredictable strangers in far off corners of the globe.” “How can they turn from melancholy when at home they see young arrayed against old, black against white, neighbor against neighbor, so that they stand in peril of social discord. Or not despair when they see that the cities and countryside are in need of repair, yet find themselves threatened by scarcities of the resources that sustain their way of life. Or when, in the face of these challenges, they turn for leadership to men in high places, only to find those men as frail as any others.” “So sometimes the traveler is asked whence will come their succor. What is to preserve their abundance, or even their civility? How can they pass on to their children a nation as strong and free as the one they inherited from their forefathers? How is their country to endure these cruel storms that beset it from without and from within?” “Of course the stranger cannot quiet their spirits. For it is true that everywhere men turn their eyes today much of the world has a truly wild and savage hue. No man, if he be truthful, can say that the specter of war is banished. Nor can he say that when men or communities are put upon their own resources they are sure of solace, nor be sure that men of diverse kinds and diverse views can live peaceably together in a time of troubles.” “But we can all remind ourselves that the richness of this country was not born in the resources of the earth, though they be plentiful, but in the men and women that took its measure. For that reminder it’s everywhere. In the cities, towns, farms, roads, factories, homes, hospitals, and schools that spread everywhere over that wilderness.” “We can remind ourselves that for all our social discord we yet remain the longest enduring society of free men governing themselves without benefit of kings or dictators. Being so, we are the marvel and the mystery of the world, for that enduring liberty is no less a blessing than the abundance of the earth.” “And we might remind ourselves also, that if those men setting out from Delfs-haven had been daunted by the troubles they saw around them, then we could not this year be thankful for a fair land.”

    May y’all survive The Wuhan and live to see Thanksgiving next year, at which time no doubt y’all gonna still be claimin’ that the 60 seat House flip and the 5 seat Senate flip were because First Vegetable Joe Biden was not sufficiently hard on people who believe in personal responsibility.

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    These power players wish to take this opportunity, On This Day, to give thanks for the existence of YLB’s kids, and the other poor fucks like ’em.

    ’cause it’s her kids whose tax dollars in future years are gonna cover the dollars lost with the repeal of the SALT limitation. This $87 billion annual tax savings will go overwhelmingly to people like those featured in this piece:

    Wealth growth drives luxury real estate’s power players
    New report looks at new set of luxury buyers emerging

    The population of exceedingly high-net-worth individuals (i.e., people worth more than $5 million) increased upwards of 17% between 2019 to 2021 in the United States alone. In fact, of the $3.6 trillion in overall real estate wealth in 2021, the report says, “about 47% of people have a net worth of $5 million to $10 million.” This means about 33% of their asset portfolio is invested in real estate, representing $1.7 trillion in real estate wealth. Furthermore, the $1 million to $5 million price segment saw double- and triple-digit percentage gains.

    “We found that this demographic is having the most influence on luxury real estate,” Altneu says. “The numbers are astounding. Nearly three times as many individuals within this demographic own real estate in the $1 million to $5 million range compared to 2019, [which represents] a 180% increase of luxury property ownership in a three-year period. We’ve seen many luxury home buyers flock to secondary markets, the suburbs and smaller towns. We predict demand will continue in these areas, but we’re also seeing the return of buyers to major urban cores, such as New York, Los Angeles and San Francisco.”

    It’s a good thing that Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit won’t ever make it to millionaire. ’cause if he ever did, he’d have to start lying that he’s an exceedingly high-net-worth individual instead. Not even The Even Bigger Fucking Moron is gullible enough to buy that.

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    First Vegetable Joe Biden sends his wishes for a very Happy Mothers Day to all y’all HA libbies.

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    You are providing cover for a domestic terrorist.

    Black Lives Matter
    @Blklivesmatter
    · 7h
    You are eating dry turkey and overcooked stuffing on stolen land.

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    Old and busted:

    Regarding minimum wage increases, Goldy once wrote “I’d pay another 50 cents for a banh mi.”

    New hotness:

    Stephanie Ruhle
    @SRuhle
    · Nov 24
    Just bc input costs go up…that does NOT mean a business must raise prices to customers.
    It is not automatic

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    The Center for Disease Control and Prevention is making some changes:

    COVID-19 cases –> Patients or persons with COVID-19
    Morbidly Obese –> People with obesity
    The Homeless –> People who are experiencing
    homelessness
    Disabled Person –> People who are experiencing (condition
    or disability type)

    Hereafter, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit will be described as Robinhood, A Rabbit Which Experiences Unremitting Dumbfuckery.

    Gotta keep up with advancements in medical science.

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    @10, 11 You expect us to read all that on a holiday? After we’ve been eating and drinking? Nope, it’s off to the downstairs gym for me.

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    @12 I’m not an exceedingly high-net-worth individual any more than you are. Or Trump is. I have more taxable income than he does.

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    @16 That’s actually true. Corporate profit margins have expanded fantastically in recent years. CEOs and shareholders are making out like bandits. Companies can afford to give a little back to workers and consumers, who deserve it.

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    @17 “Gotta keep up with advancements in medical science.”

    You’re planning to resume fucking your wife? Or at least someone else’s wife?

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    @15 Dumbfucks glorify violence.

    The law is more complicated. This was a domestic:

    “In the affidavit, according to the newspaper, Anne-Marie Carruth wrote she was ‘notified that my husband, William Kyle Carruth, is under investigation for the shooting and killing of his girlfriend’s children’s father after he attempted to pick up his children late Friday afternoon. My knowledge of the incident is very limited at this time, and it is my understanding that the police are still investigating.'”

    https://www.kcbd.com/2021/11/23/court-records-connect-kyle-carruth-deadly-shooting-chad-read/

    The deceased was there to pick up his children, and apparently had a right to do so. He was not armed. So no deadly threat. The shooter fired a shot into the ground, and at that point the deceased attempted to disarm the shooter, which looks like the deceased defending himself. The shooter then killed the deceased.

    Two other interesting facts: Mrs. Carruth is a judge, and she and the shooter are in the process of divorcing.

    Really not a good example of “fuck around and find out,” but in Texas, this killing may pass legal muster. Texas being TexAss. Then again, it may not. It’s under active police investigation. However that comes out, it’s very likely there will be at least one, and potentially two, fewer Republican voters in future Texas elections.

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    The last dude who made national headlines by shooting an unarmed person who was trying to wrestle a gun away from him is now looking at a life sentence.

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    The new South African Covid-19 variant with 30 mutations and potential “immune evasion” could be a big problem. Looks like it might fry the financial markets in the morning.

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    My thanksgiving dinner wasn’t as successful as everyones else’s. Although the sides were delicious, the 2 turkeys (10#’s each), cocked by my niece and her husband (Ortho doctor), were each undercooked! I give Thanks that I awake this morning, so far, without any signs of food poisoning. Next year a rotisserie chicken from Whole Foods will do just fine! Her husband is a bit of Bob, but more liberal. He focused more on beer and wine than making sure the fucking turkey was cooked, and more concerned that the Turkeys were done at the same time, he smoked his in a smoker and she used the oven, so that they didn’t get cold or dry out, not sure he made any sense. What can yo expect from a bunch millennials, or genx, or whatever they are (born in early to mid 80’s).

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    Caught the last of a Andrew Sullivan rerun piece on Morning Joe. He was very biased. The problem with the media was not right wing media that spreads endless hate right propaganda, it is the “Woke” mainstream media that won’t put up with it.

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    https://twitter.com/pash22/status/1119343912626290688

    “Never believe that trumpers are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The trumpers have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.”

    Slightly modified for the current times we’re living through.

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    Next TG after y’all libbies have lost everything you’ll still deny the 2020 election was stolen.

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    Got a gamer friend in South Africa. According to him ” the new variant is less than 30 people at the moment…” Given the news and market reaction, you would think it was the weekly End of the World.

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    President Stacey Abrams?

    A new Morning Consult poll about Biden shows confidence in his physical health has plummeted by 29 percentage points since last October, the month before he was elected. Now only 40% of respondents agree that he’s “in good health,” while 50% disagree. In this survey, only 46% said they believed he is mentally fit for the job while 48% disagree — another huge drop from last year, when voters in this poll believed he was mentally fit by a 21-point margin. Critically, independents do not believe Biden is mentally fit for his job by a 23-point margin. A new Harvard-Harris poll found 53% of voters doubt his mental fitness and 58% said he was too old to do his job.

    Harvard-Harris polling also found 61% of registered voters think Biden should step aside in 2024 for another candidate to run; only 24% said he should run again and only 45% of Democrats said he should run again.
    …
    Party insiders are expecting a wide open 2024 primary featuring Harris, Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, and perhaps Stacey Abrams and Gov. Gretchen Whitmer and others.

    Let’s talk about that. We’ve had four years of Deathfrogg referring to Fat Donny Two Scoops.

    Who’s got a similarly disrespectful name for Abrams, a name that takes into account her obesity? After all, she’s far more obese than Trump.

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    @27 Yeah, I put that up on Handbill yesterday. The senior McMichael was an employee in her office, so it’s not hard to figure out what was going on. She lost the Nov. 2020 election and is no longer D.A. there.

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    Incompetence.

    A plan to speed Robert Califf’s nomination for FDA commissioner through the Senate next month is on hold after the Biden administration failed to submit the necessary paperwork to Congress in time, three people with knowledge of the matter told POLITICO.

    The delay means that Califf is now unlikely to get a confirmation hearing until mid-December at the earliest, effectively ruling out the possibility of a full Senate floor vote on his appointment before the end of the year.

    This is after First Vegetable Joe Biden spent months, and months, trying to find someone willing to serve. Turns out that the opioid thing tarnished the reputations of a shitload of people.

    Hey, it’s not like the FDA has any role in the nation’s fight to find effective therapy against a pandemic, amirite?

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    @31 Your party wants to repeal more than the 13th & 14th amendments. They’ll also repeal the 19th if they get the chance. Probably the 1st as well.

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    @32 The 2020 election wasn’t stolen, and millions of Republican stupid fucks keep insisting it was, so why wouldn’t we deny it was stolen?

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    I predict a lot of dead Republicans will vote in 2022 and 2024. After this new variant arrives, very few of them will be left alive.

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    @33 Yeah, I was busy buying stock this morning. I saw this shit coming in yesterday afternoon’s headlines and last night’s stock futures. I held back some cash in case it keeps going lower.

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    @ 42

    I predict a lot of dead Republicans will vote in 2022 and 2024.

    I predict a lot of dead Democrats will vote in 2022 and 2024.

    SSDD.

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    @34 It’s more, and spreading rapidly among S.A.’s young people, also into neighboring countries. Plus infected travelers from S.A. have shown up in Hong Kong and Belgium. This fucker is on the loose, it’s too late to contain it. U.K. banned flights to/from 6 African countries. Probably will be here in 2-3 weeks.

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    @37

    👍

    We put back in the oven after cut up, but I still wasn’t comfortable with the “raw” juices near the rest of the meat.

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    @ 44

    I held back some cash in case it keeps going lower because I’m almost out of Depends.

    ftfy

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    @ 47

    …I still wasn’t comfortable with the “raw” juices near the rest of the meat.

    And yet you have zero problem with felching one stranger after another.

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    @ 46

    This fucker is on the loose. Too late to contain it. Will be here in 2-3 weeks.

    And yet somehow you didn’t give Trump the same Get Out Of Jail Free card. In fact, you called him xenophobic for shutting down travel out of specific countries populated by non-white residents.

    First Vegetable Joe Biden said he’d shut down the virus. We’re waiting.

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    Half of the 1.2 million additional annual audits that the IRS will do if BBB passes will be targeted at people earning less than $75,000 per year.

    That’s 600,000 families who will have the IRS crawl up their asses with a microscope because they underpaid their taxes by $30.

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    @35, 43 “After all, she’s far more obese than Trump.”

    More than offset by her superior character, which of course is invisible to average dumbfuck Republicans fixated on physical characteristics (e.g. body size, skin color, and gender).

    Not mentioning any names. Don’t have to.

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    @45 Are you referring to this guy? Or this one? Or these guys?

    Like all Republicans bleating about “voting fraud,” you’re full of shit, doc.

    Find me a “dead” Democratic voter. I dare you. I just gave you four Republicans who cast ballots of dead people.

    Republicans are not only fucking cheaters, they’re also fucking liars.

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    @ 52

    Both Abrams and Trump have failed to acknowledge their election losses.

    Tell me again about “superior character”. Perhaps tell me, as well, why Abrams should be in the discussion and Val Demings left out.

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    Republicans commit voting fraud, then say we must pass laws to prevent voting fraud. I have to say it’s fun watching them get prosecuted under their own laws. (When that happens, they spell prosecuted as “persecuted,” but no one is fooled by that.)

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    One of the four people in Israel who tested positive for the new Wuhan variant has received three Pfizer vaccine doses, most recently only two months ago.

    My third was six weeks ago.

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    @49 One wonders about the holes in the women you must’ve picked up in your younger days, before doing horses.

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    @50 “In fact, you called him xenophobic for shutting down travel out of specific countries populated by non-white residents.”

    Properly so, because he didn’t do it to keep out Covid-19. Back in 2017, there was no Covid-19.

    You look hung over this morning, doc. I gather you finished off on Cook’s last night, after you couldn’t taste the good stuff anymore.

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    In fact, you called him xenophobic for shutting down travel out of specific countries populated by non-white

    Not I. I said he should have done it sooner, and you barked about it. You’re a fucking hypocrite and Dumbfuck.

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    Regardless if there’s anything you can do about COVID or not, the difference is not pretending for it to be just the flu flu, like the FuckHump did and current Repukes do. That’s the difference

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    @51 There’s more than a few trailerpark Republicans who don’t report their $250 of taxable income. If they audit 33 million of them, that’s a billion dollars a year of tax collections.

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    @54 “Tell me again about ‘superior character’.”

    Where would you like me to begin? Fewer bankruptcies? Fewer adulteries? Fewer lies? Fewer attempts to overthrow our government? Less draft dodging? Less inciting violence, racism, and bigotry? Less corruption and theft of public funds? Less stealing of campaign funds? Less lawbreaking in general?

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    @56 Is this an argument against getting vaccinated? Or a hopeless cynic’s sense of impending doom? Testing positive is qualitatively different from being in ICU or dead. The vaccines aren’t billed as preventing infection. Their selling point is keeping people out of hospitals and morgues.

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    @59 He’s referring to Trump’s Muslim ban. Almost first thing he did in office. Had nothing to do with Covid, everything to do with branding all Muslims as “bad people.” Attacks on mosques followed. Yes, I dissed it at the time, which irritated him, as it would irritate any Islamophobic bigot of GOP-Trumper stripe.

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    When completed, it will be the end of an era.

    https://www.trains.com/trn/news-reviews/news-wire/construction-contract-for-south-shore-double-track-project-approved/

    Prior to the establishment of the Northern Indiana Commuter Transportation District the Chicago, South Shore, and South Bend Interurban survived many shut down attempts. After NICTD, and a working arrangement with the South Shore track owners, it survived many attempts to make it better. Double tracking and line relocations have occurred on the system, and there is an electrified commuter rail branch in the works, but the classic Interurban street trackage has survived in Michigan City, Indiana.

    Until now. Looks like the double tracking and line relocation is a go. Unfortunately, progress comes, ever since they started using the same double deck electric multiple units Metra Electric uses, it made sense, just from a safety point of view. The motorman,s cab is on the upper deck.

    https://www.trains.com/trn/news-reviews/news-wire/construction-contract-for-south-shore-double-track-project-approved/

    This leaves the tourist operation in Yakima and a few Suburban trolley lines in Philadelphia as the last classic interurbans.

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    “President Joe Biden said he’d shut down the virus. We’re waiting.”
    Don’t be willfully stupid. America can’t “shut down” the virus when every trumper is actively fighting taking personal responsibility for what is needed to stop the virus. Selfish fucks.

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    I see that Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit has been giving Liz Warren lessons on the proper way to throw a slow, hanging curve right down the middle of the plate.

    Sara Gonzales
    @SaraGonzalesTX
    ·
    20h
    Nope, just the country.
    Quote Tweet
    Elizabeth Warren
    @ewarren
    · 21h
    Success!! This year I did NOT set the marshmallows on fire

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    Happy Black Friday HA HEROES…

    Ya know, according to always wrong wing propaganda, everyone is fed up with “teh wuhan” and were ready to mooove on.. beginning with the first BEACH WEEK…

    And it’s all hoax, a plot hatched in a lab in wuhan just like global warming.. a grand commie/librul pointy headed klownspiracy…

    Times are tough, tough… Seen the gas prices? The price of Turkey.. How hard was it to get canned cranberry glop? Oh noes.. Folks are strapped..

    In crisis there emerges opportunity for lovers of orange ass:

    SANTA

    Yes, you read it here first. There’s a Santa shortage!

    And yes, all you school board meeting disrupting, burn the mask, avoid the jab at all cost followers of orange dear leader.. Don the red suit and your fake or not so fake beard. Then spread some holiday cheer to kids and give a listen to their xmas wishes. Unmasked, of course.

    From overcrowded, unmasked classroom to your lap – opportunity knocks.

    But conceal your piece in your red suit.. BLM, Antifa.. BOO!

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    @ 68

    OTOH the ratio of Santas to presents available for purchase is higher than in previous years, because so much merchandise is stuck on container ships off the west coast of the US.

    So no worries!

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    Let’s fast-forward to 2023:

    • Democrats have just lost between 50 and 65 House seats, and about five Senate seats.

    • Pelosi has retired to her just-purchased $30,000,000 Florida mansion, curiously right on the beach despite all of the purported concerns about rising ocean levels.

    • First Vegetable Joe Biden can’t string two sentences together without a mistake and hasn’t given an interview in 120 days.

    • America’s most unlikable Veep can’t string two sentences together without breaking into an embarrassing cackle and hasn’t given an interview in 120 days.

    • No fewer than 12 rap artists have written songs about the Kamala Cackle, and 10 of them are in the Top 20 and feature CGI videos of Kamala twerking in front of Willie Brown’s johnson.

    • Unearthed, verified Betamax home video is made public, which clearly shows a twenty-something Kamala really twerking in front of Willie Brown’s johnson.

    And y’all think yer gonna groom the really fat chick with a diastema separating her front teeth wide enough to drive a truck through as the next DNC nominee for president?

    Yer gonna need a Leon Panetta. Or someone very much like him.

    Yer gonna need evidence of seriousness in the Democrat party. Right now there is none.

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    @73 Does a shithead apologizing for being a shithead make her less of a shithead?

    Her apology kinda reminds me of those YouTube videos in which murderers tell victims’ families they’re “sorry” after being read the guilty verdict and before being sentenced.

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    @69 The sex toys you were going to give yourself for Xmas are still on the dock, eh?

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    @71 What wingnut fantasies look like in cold, hard, black MS Times New Roman typeface.

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    @71. It fantasizes about Kamala Harris having sex. It fantasizes about black men having sex with black women. It loves insulting the looks of black women. It fantasizes that President Biden is stupider than the impotent, bankrupted, twice impeached, failed reality television actor who hired prostitutes to jerk him off with rubber gloves. It fantasizes that Global Warming and sea level rise is a democratic hoax. It fantasizes that democrats are half as hypocritical as republicans.
    About the only thing that isn’t a fantasy is republicans have subverted Democracy to jerrymander and suppress liberal votes to gain seats to install an Apartheid Republican dictatorship.

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    @79 Of course it was staged. She smirked through the whole thing. Couldn’t keep a straight face. I think the idea was nobody would listen to what she was saying.

    After that stunt everybody in America knew how turkeys are killed. A worker stuffs them head-first into a conical-shaped apparatus and their heads are ground off.

    I’m surprised there’s still a market for Thanksgiving turkeys. After watching that, who would ever want to eat a turkey again?

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    Crude prices dropped $10 overnight on new Covid-19 threat. That’s double-barreled terrible news for Republicans.

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    Evidence of seriousness… is Matt Gaetz snorting Molly off MTG’s ass crack while railing a local high school cheerleader.

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    Having learned its lesson – perhaps – with Afghanistan, the State Department is making it very clear that Ethiopia is destined to go badly, quickly, and it’s time to GTFO if you are a US citizen.

    What they’re saying: State Department spokesperson Ned Price said U.S. passport holders should not expect a Kabul-style airlift if the fighting reaches Ethiopia’s capital, Addis Ababa. That’s not going to happen, Price told Axios, calling the Afghanistan withdrawal a “unique and extraordinary situation.”

    No word on our drone capacity, or accuracy, in Ethiopia.

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    84)They learned, it’s why airlift assets have been moved into the region. Keeping the options open. Also, not much of our military hardware was given to the Ethiopian government. Mostly Russian aircraft in the Air Force.

    https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/43258/flurry-of-air-force-transports-head-to-east-africa-as-potential-for-ethiopia-evacuation-grows

    Also, don’t know who the good guys in this conflict are.Both sides have committed atrocities, including a massacre by government forces in Axum near the Cathedral of St. Mary of Zion. That particular church is alleged to be home of the Ark of the Covenant.

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    Great game, Gonzaga vs. Duke. Was pulling for Duke, and not because EWU gets overshadowed by them. Got a cousin going to Duke. Unless I got family on the other team, I’ll root for any of our schools on the playoffs.

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    85)I thought we were turning things around. Then we had the contrarianism strike. This is worse than 2009. Mann and Ornstein tend to place the blame for this asymmetric polarization on Newt Gingrich.

    If we are headed towards the Peace Arch Crossing being closed again, Whatcom County and WSDoT should look into a car ferry to Point Roberts.

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