Looks like admitted lair and alleged campaign fraudster Tim “Biggest Lie of My Life” Eyman is going to get a close-n-personal tour of our criminal justice system:
Attorney General Bob Ferguson on Wednesday asked a Snohomish County Superior Court judge to hold Tim Eyman and his political committees in contempt for failing to turn over documents in as part of an investigation into the initiative promoter’s campaign finance practices.
Ferguson said he was also seeking a similar ruling from a Thurston County judge against signature gathering firm Citizen Solutions, saying that both Eyman and his committees have failed to meet a court-ordered deadline for disclosing the documents.
“Despite a subpoena and a court order, Tim Eyman continues to impede this investigation,” Ferguson said. “That’s unacceptable.”
Or…at least be fined $2000/day for every day he doesn’t turn over the subpoenaed documents.
I don’t know about you, but I’d settle for knocking a week or two off his sentence if he agreed to be frogmarched in his Darth Vader getup.
Fuckin’ moron doesn’t even know how to wear a codpiece.
Not to mention it’s at least 10 sizes too big.
I hope the justices do Spokane a favor and take Mike Fagan with him.
It’s a civil case. He won’t go to prison. They will get fined, and probably turn over the documents. Or they will tell the judge the dog ate their documents and if the judge believes that then nothing happens and the State gets nothing. Now the Judge could show Mr. Eyman a county jail cell until he and his organization complies and a few extra hours added just for administrative reasons, not because the judge wants to make a point.
On the cod piece it only matters if his lady (or gent) is impressed. He’s got nothing on King Henry the VIII. Now he sashayed an impressive cod piece. Or pieces depending on which armor he wore for a particular joust. It’s good to the King.
The longer he waits, the more certain we can be that full disclosure will ruin him.
Hee hee.