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People are saying Merry “Who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations” again!

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    How soon before NYPD releases their toxicology report on the drugs they found in Brian Thompson’s system?

    Asking for a friend named Luigi.

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    How soon before we get the results from Mitch McConnell’s most recent cognitive eval?

    Asking for a friend.

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    @1

    The question should be how long before the NUPD releases the toxicology report on the murdered United Health Care CEO. He is the one who is dead like you.

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    Merry Christmas, everybody! Merry Christmas, trolls! Merry Christmas, doc! Merry Christmas, PI! Merry Christmas, forest creatures!

    May the Great Mother Rabbit Spirit smile upon you and yours this day!

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    When I heard Union Pacific and State of Colorado had agreed to settle over the Moffat Tunnel lease, thought what did Governor Polis give up in exchange for nothing. In 1926, in exchange for the State of Colorado building a tunnel for the Denver and Salt Lake Railway, the railroad got a 99 year lease,, with an annual payment never adjusted for inflation of $12,000. With the lease up, Colorado waived the payment in a 25 year extension, in exchange for the ability to run three daily passenger trains between Denver and Craig, without having to pay Union Pacific.

    https://www.trains.com/trn/news-reviews/news-wire/colorado-union-pacific-reach-deal-on-new-moffat-tunnel-agreement/

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    Den of Thieves 2 Trailer.

    Bunch of bad guys. It’s funny that no o e of the bad guys has a lisp. I mean how realistic would it be if A fucking Heterosexual Neanderthal didn’t play a bad guy.

    Own it, heterosexual Neanderthals are violent and rapists and pedophiles like gEatzy Boy and that Boebert whore.

    Merry Christmas Christmas!

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    Jesus’ birthday is more likely in September.

    Based on the Bible text and knowledge of the priestly courses, we can estimate that Jesus was born around the time of Tishri, which falls in mid to late September. This approximation is reached by starting at the conception of John the Baptist, which occurred in Sivan (June). Then, we count forward six months to arrive at Gabriel’s announcement of the conception of Jesus, which happened in Kislev (December). Finally, we count forward nine more months, which is the average time it takes for human gestation, to reach Tishri (September) when Jesus was born.

    https://www.christianity.com/wiki/jesus-christ/when-was-jesus-born.html

    But Christmas became a thing because after Rome became Christianized, it was just a matter of convenience to celebrate the birthday in December to co-opt pagan Winter Solstice traditions.

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    @ 14

    …it was just a matter of convenience to celebrate the birthday in December to co-opt pagan Winter Solstice traditions.

    It was just a matter of convenience to substitute Boxcheck Momala’s candidacy for that of Bi-done to co-opt the opportunity for Democrat voters to select their own nominee.

    It’s my birthday and I’ll troll if I want to.

    JFC

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    @11 Free Market Republicans™ conveniently forget how much they get from government subsidies.

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