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Leslie Jones: Supreme Court adopts its first ethics code & Sen. Mullin tries to fight in senate

The Late Show: ♫ Take Me Out to the High Court ♬

NowThis: ‘Grab-bag’ extremists drive surge in U.S. political violence

Electoral Dysfunction:

• Leslie Jones tries not to lose her shit—RFK Jr. edition
• SNL: Republican debate
• NowThis: How third-party candidates impact U.S. elections
• Stephen Colbert with Jonathan Karl: “Retribution and revenge”—Jonathan Karl on Трамп’s 2024 campaign theme
• Seth Meyers: Late Night Republican presidential debate:

• Alex Wagner: “On the level of Hitler and Mussolini”—Biden camp slams Трамп on anti-immigrant plan
• Leslie Jones: Tim Scott drops out and Трамп calls opponents “vermin”
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to NO INDICTMENT for Joe Biden
• Darrin Bell: Animation of a political cartoon—Is voting AGAINST Трамп enough?
• Jen Psaki: Judge rules Трамп “engaged in an insurrection,” but is eligible for ballot
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Rise of Dotard Dictator ♬

Roll Call: Bad behavior and other Congressional hits and misses of the week

Mark Fiore: An all-newish friendly code of conduct

Stephen: Congressional fight club and Biden and Xi play it cool and Dems hand Mike Johnson a victory

The Dotard Трамп:

• Stephen Colbert with Rachel Maddow: Speaker Johnson passing government funding bill with Democratic support
• Ali Velshi: Mike Johnson’s funding plan doomed by GOP lawmakers “hell-bent” on shutdown
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп gives clowns a bad name ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Bill Burr’s wife FLIPPING HIM OFF
• Seth Meyers: Damning video evidence emerges in Трамп trial and shocking Santos report released
• Tommy Campbell: Don Jr. heckled and whines on the stand, Трамп lawyers leaked footage
• Stephen: Трамп is a fascist & Stephen Miller’s horrific immigration plan & Bernie stops a fight
• Jimmy Kimmel: Fight almost breaks out in the Senate, a MAGA White House doozy & Mike Pence’s new book
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ MIKE JOHNSON VIEWS NO PORN! ♬
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ We Are Cowardly ♬:

• Tommy Campbell: George Santos DNA search, party of losers, and Lindell on the road
• Ari Melber: Трамп’s nightmare RICO tapes leak, and MAGA defense attorney confesses in court
• Seth Meyers: GOP Senator challenges Teamsters head to fight and McCarthy accused of sucker punch
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Jr. defends Трамп crime family, QAnon shaman runs for congress & where the hell is Mike Lindell?
• Alex Wagner: Georgia prosecutor asks court to put Трамп co-defendant back in jail
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Hotels Are Failing Due to Fear of Трампers ♬
• ScaredKetchup: Трамп Show 24 cohost AI Lauren Boebert, Freedom Condoms, Mike Johnson, Marge the Bounty Hunter & more
• Darrin Bell: Animation of a political cartoon—Elon Musk endorses antisemitic paranoia on Xitter
• SNL Weekend Update: Ramaswamy calls GOP party of losers and Ivanka testifies in fraud trial
• Parody Project: ♫ Get Me to the Jail On Time ♬:

• Ari Melber: Leaked coup tapes upend the Georgia RICO case
• Stephen Colbert and Rachel Maddow: Трамп’s “vermin” comment wasn’t a slip of the tongue
• Jimmy Kimmel: George Santos hit with scathing ethics report & Трамп Media Group DEMANDS an apology
• Alicia Menendez: New audio reveals Трамп wanted to go to the capitol during the Jan. 6 Insurrection
• Lawrence O’Donnell: GOP condemning Rep. Santos don’t fear him like they fear Трамп
• Stephen Colbert with Jonathan Karl: Why failure follows The Dotard and everyone close to him
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ What to Do About Трамп ♬
• Seth Meyers: Трамп plots “revenge” if he wins second term and calls opponents “vermin”
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Cockroach Calls Opponents “Vermin” ♬:

• Ari Melber: Secret coup video—See two Трамп aides flip in RICO sessions in GA
• Stephen: George Santos used donor funds for Botox & OnlyFans and more about our do-nothing Congress
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Трамп
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to his sister passing away
• Rachel Maddow: Трамп tests Republican Party willingness to follow him into fascism
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ In a World Full of Trouble, Dotard Hopes to Make More ♬
• Jen Psaki: Трамп, Johnson duo is the “authoritarian meets zealot buddy movie” that no one needs
• Jimmy Kimmel: Fighting, threats & kidney punches in Congress and Трамп compared to Hitler

Leslie Jones: Congress erupts in fights & San Francisco “cleans up” for the President of China

NowThis: Ohio Republicans attempt to block voters’ will on abortion access

The Late Show: Master Ron’s Congressional Karate Kung Fu

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

– Have you been seeing bicycle memorials around town? Here’s what that’s about. Also, oof and some hope from that map.

– Shotspotter is a waste of money and time. If we have the money and staff hours to send police on wild goose chases, I assume we won’t hear about shortages any more.

– Someone take away his phone, or his drugs, or his companies.

– Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible. Book that appointment, and get the flu shot while you’re at it. Easy.

I don’t think people trying to push their way onto light rail trains needs a Marxist analysis. But it certainly is annoying. Just, like, look into the train before crowding to the door. It isn’t that hard even when it’s crowded.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will meet tonight for an evening of politics and good cheer over a drink. Please stop by, if you can.

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern (2409 10th Ave E, Seattle) starting at 8pm. You’ll find us on the back patio.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

– I support the Providence nurses.

– Burien, man. What are you doing? Just, just take the money. Also, I don’t see how the city manager gets through this.

– Disappointing to see Gluesenkamp Perez and Schrier on the list of people who voted to censure Representative Talib.

– Hey, hey you. Wash your filthy hands right now. Right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible. Pair it with your flu shot. Go make that appointment today!

Seth Meyers: Rachel Maddow breaks down early polls for Biden and Трамп Presidential campaigns

NowThis: Why security measures are not enough to prevent school shootings

The People Have Spoken:

• Ari Melber: MAGA GOP loses again in 2023—after flailing in 2022 and 2020 shellacking and 2018 wipeout
• NowThis: Why Ohio’s win on abortion rights matters
• J-L Cauvin: Mitch McConnell reacts to the Kentucky governor race
• Darrin Bell: Animation of a political cartoon—VA governor Glenn Youngkin loses big
• Seth Meyers: GOP loses big in key elections, Ivanka takes stand in Трамп fraud trial
• Liberal Redneck: Election results and other bad news for Republicans
• NowThis: How a nonpartisan approach to organizing abortion ballot measures could help in the 2024 election
• Stella Magz: GOP bad karma in full swing
• Ari Melber: Voters back choice and crush Kavanaugh-Трамп tears in 2023 Ohio rout
• Sarah Silverman: Democrats & abortion rights win big on election night
• Chris Hayes: “You break it, you buy it”—GOP pays price for unpopular anti-abortion policies

John Oliver: Abortion rights

Roll Call: Congressional Hits and Misses of the week

Alex Wagner: Manchin, third party candidates complicate 2024 with more uncertainty

The Chaos Monkey Трамп Cult:

• Jimmy Kimmel: MAGA’s scariest creatures rally for Трамп & drag queen Trixie Mattel reads Ted Cruz’s book to kids
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп and the Cult of Colossal Dumbness ♬
• Seth Meyers: Трамп scolded by Judge and grilled by prosecutors in NY fraud trial testimony
• The Economist: Трамп’s trials—How much jeopardy is he really in?
• Sarah Silverman: Haley, Ramaswamy throw down at GOP debate
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Mangy Thinks About What Makes Sense and What Doesn’t ♬
• Steve Shives: GOP—Grifters, oafs, and phonies
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ Two Creepy People ♬:

• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Delays, Delays, Delays ♬
• Chris Hayes: Jack Smith previews plan for prosecuting Трамп
• J-L Cauvin: Mitch McConnell reacts to Joe Manchin news
• ScaredKetchup: TRUMP SHOW 23—Ivanka testifies, Kimberly G, Lauren Bobo-bot Boebert & Marge the Bounty Hunter
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трампublican Glee Club Song, Number One ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: Republicans debate in Miami, Ivanka testifies in daddy Dotard’s fraud case & rough election for GOP
• Darrin Bell: Animation of a political cartoon—Ivanka Трамп “can’t recall” during fraud trial
• Ari Melber: Трамп warned fraud testimony may sink his wobbling company
• Seth Meyers: Haley calls Ramaswamy “scum,” Ramaswamy calls GOP “losers,” and Ivanka testifies
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Ivanka’s Revenge ♬
• Red State Update: Tommy Tuberville
• Tommy Campbell: Mike Johnson allows spy software to monitor his devices
• Bruce W. Nelson: Mangy Fetlocks Channels Alina Habba
• Randy Rainbow ♫ interviews Mike Johnson ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard testifying in court
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп pushes to delay Jan 6th trial and Ted Cruz’s new book
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Donald, Eric, and Don ♬
• Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell admits Трамп won’t buy his pillows, DeSantis offers to wear boots on his head
• Sarah Silverman: Трамп’s testimony goes off the rails & Mike Johnson’s anti-porn app
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Fani and the Bandit / Eastman Is Down ♬:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Trump blames courtroom meltdown on global warming ♬
• Mark Fiore: The denialism of Speaker Mike Johnson
• Chris Hayes: Трамп uses fraud trial as “dress rehearsal” for his criminal cases
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп lashes out during fraud trial. Meanwhile, Speaker Mike Johnson and son monitor each other’s porn intake
• Stella Magz: Change of heart—Let Santos stay!
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Free Legal Advice for Трампp ♬
• Ari Melber: See prosecutor Jack Smith’s new plan for Трамп trial, path to prison
• The Daily Show: MAGA Mike Johnson—The GOP’s perfect combination of crazy and boring
• ScaredKetchup: HIDDEN CAMERA in Трамп’s fraud trial courtroom
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Eric Трамп and The Curse of Genetics ♬

Jonathan Mann: ♫ Wage Slavery ♬

LegalEagle: Oh no! Alex Jones can’t use bankruptcy to avoid the Sandy Hook judgments

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

It looks like the election was good for Democrats. But Seattle will get more conservative. At least the housing levy passed easily.

It is election night! Priority one is getting that ballot to a drop box. And priority two is stopping by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally for some politics and good cheer over a drink.

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern (2409 10th Ave E, Seattle) starting at 8pm. You’ll find us on the back patio.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Tomorrow is the last day to get your ballot postmarked or dropped off. City, county and school board elections are super important. The guy with the Blue Lives Matter bumper sticker you passed last night? He’s voted. The lady who came to school board meetings to yell about trans kids? She voted the day she got her ballot. But their vote counts the same as yours, so let’s elect the best people.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

SNL: Biden Halloween

Electoral Dysfunction:

• Chris Hayes: Pence drops out and DeSantis denies wearing height-boosting boots as campaign stumbles
• NowThis: Where the G.O.P. candidates stand on abortion
• Stephen: Why is Ron DeSantis wearing lifts? The Dotard Трамп v. The People
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Mike Pence Shocks World with his Lack of Perception ♬

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Top 10 predictions for 2024

The Dotard Трамп:

• Seth Meyers: Трамп “livid” about NY fraud trial as Dotard Jr. gets grilled by prosecutors
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s late night ALL CAPS rant and DeSantis’ boot lift mystery
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Трамп Family’s Stunning Stupidity Satirized in Song ♬
• Jason Johnson: Eric Трамп’s second day testimony in NY fraud trial scrutinized
• SNL Weekend Update: Mike Johnson elected as House Speaker, Трамп testifies in civil fraud trial
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to the death of coach Bobby Knight
• ScaredKetchup: Трамп Show Halloween Special:

• LegalEagle: Трамп’s friends* are all pleading guilty
• Chris Hayes: GOP speaker “laser-focused” on helping yacht owners cheat on taxes
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Eric Trump Pours Concrete ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard puts on an insane show in Vegas, Santos charges are piling up & Pence drops out
• Seth Meyers: Addled Трамп confuses Sioux City and Sioux Falls and Ivanka ordered to testify
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Terrorist threatening DA Willis did so with Трамп’s implicit instructions
• Alex Wagner: Junior ducks responsibility in fraud trial testimony
• The Late Show: ♫ The Trump Kids in America ♬:

• J-L Cauvin: Трамп reacts to judge forcing Ivanka to testify
• Parody Project: ♫ AXIS of EVIL ♬
• ScaredKetchup: Трамп Show FRIDAY Special Report—Fraud trial update w/ Eric Трамп, Ivanka, Ron & Casey DeSantis
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Mangy Fetlocks Gets Pretty Freakin’ Profound ♬
• Tommy Campbell: Mike Johnson heckled and mocked for his bogus claims of law and love
• Ari Melber: Трамп coup bombshell nightmare—Aides flip as judge gags him against “mob” style witness tampering
• Seth Meyers: The Dotard freaks out as his son Dotard Jr. takes the stand in New York fraud trial
• Darrin Bell: Animation of a political cartoon—the Republican House Speaker, the IRS, and Israel
• Jimmy Kimmel: Don Jr. gets grilled in court and Трамп plays victim
• Stella Magz: True life I want to be a politician with George Santos
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ How Can You Govern (When You’re Anti-Government)? ♬:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп a no-show as Jr. testifies, but may show up for “daddy’s little girl”
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard watches Ivanka Трамп testify
• Bill Maher: Turning back time
• ScaredKetchup: Трамп Show Special Report—Fraud Trial Update w/ AI Eric Trump, Don Jr, new MAGABOT Mike Johnson
• More Perfect Union: The secret Republican scandal stealing millions of kids’ healthcare
• Alex Wagner: Republicans resort to lies and deception ahead of vote on popular abortion rights amendment in Ohio
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп is NOT Scared Shitless ♬
• Stephen: Трамп wants Pence’s endorsement and Speaker Mike Johnson takes the Bible literally
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s dumb sons testify in fraud trial & George Santos lives to scam another day

John Oliver: Chocolate

WaPo: Biden signs AI executive order

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

You guys. You guys. The Needling is so great right now. Satire is very difficult. They are nailing the hell out of it.

Like, I know some of you still like The Onion, but man has it declined. And it has many more possible targets than The Needling. I don’t know what I’m saying here other than I appreciate them.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

– I support both an art district and more streetcars better connected, but I don’t know that the second is the key to making the first work.

– Looks like the link has finally been found.

– Seattle impounding people’s cars when those cars are their only home is heart breaking.

– Hey! Wash your hands right now. And how about you get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight. You just know we will be discussing ghouls, goblins, and ghosts…and how we’re voting those monsters of office. Stop, if you can, and drop off your ballot at a drop box while you are at it.

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern (2409 10th Ave E, Seattle) starting at 8pm. You’ll find us on the back patio.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Hey, get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

I know I usually put it at the end of these, and maybe it’s an after thought. But it’s a good thing to do. I got mine over the weekend and no side effects this time.

More Perfect Union: Big Pharma’s 20-year War On America EXPLAINED

Robert Reich: No Labels isn’t what it claims to be

Desus Nice: Why are taxpayers paying for stadiums?

Commentary and Comedy Covering The Chaos Club:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Republicans groveling for Трамп, The Dotard storms out of court & GOP swipes WAY RIGHT for Speaker
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Republicans IDENTIFY as Brave ♬
• Stephen: Трамп torpedoes Tom Emmer’s Speaker bid and Jenna Ellis flips and U.S. spells “Us”
• GZERO Media: Who is Mike Johnson (in 60 seconds)
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ ♬The Party That I Used To Vote ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts To Jenna Ellis PLEADING GUILTY
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ Flipping! ♬
• Parody Project: ♫ GREENE GREENE—The Censure ♬:

• Ari Melber: Трамп’s coup bomb goes off! DOJ gets the goods as lawyers confess & WH vet flips
• Seth Meyers: Трамп called to testify, storms out of court after Judge fines him $10,000
• The Late Show: Meet the GOP House Speaker candidates
• Bill Maher: The MAGA party
• Darrin Bell: Animation of a political cartoon—The NEXT mass shooting Republicans will ENABLE
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ “Bing Bing Bong Bong”, The Immortal Words of The Dotard Трамп ♬
• Tommy Campbell: Jenna Ellis Flips on Трамп—is Rudy next?
• Stephen: Upsetting facts about Speaker Mike Johnson and Clarence Thomas’s secret payments
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is definitely going to jail, House of Representatives unravels & the Ted Cruz curse
• Seth Meyers: Трамп distances himself from Sidney Powell amid another surprise guilty plea in GA
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Sarah Huckabee Sanders, lectern queen ♬
• SNL Weekend Update: Jim Jordan dropped as Speaker nominee, Трамп gag order
• Ali Velshi: “A self-cannibalizing party”—House GOP uses “alarming” threats of violence during Speaker chaos
• Stephen: Uh-Oh, George Santos is in big trouble
• Liberal Redneck: New Speaker MAGA Mike Johnson:

• Tommy Campbell: Трамп lawyers flip, Jim Jordan’s done, Lindell invites Kimmel on telethon
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп said “Republicans Eat Their Young” ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel Live: Трамп won’t stop violating gag order and GOP moves to expel Santos
• Bill Maher: Meet Mike Johnson
• SNL: Jim Jordan cold open
• Ari Melber: Трамп rattled over RICO and prison as two lawyers confess and flip
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ “Turning on” The Dotard Трамп and Turning on The Dotard Трамп ♬
• Rachel Maddow: “The Republican party is sick”—Maddow notes atypical nature of current House speaker vacancy
• Darrin Bell: Animation of a political cartoon–The latest mass shooting Republicans will ignore
• Stephen: GOP moderates take down Jim Jordan & Трамп freaks out as Powell and Chesebro flip
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Do The “Lock Him Up” ♬:

• Mark Fiore: Who’s Speaker Now?
• Seth Meyers: New GOP Speaker was a Jan. 6 architect & more Трамп allies testify against him
• Alex Wagner: Inexperience, low profile key to Johnson ascension
• LegalEagle: Трамп gagged, immediately violates gag order
• Chris Hayes: Трамп doesn’t get his “Legally Blonde” moment and storms out of court
• Jimmy Kimmel: Pence’s very sad photo and Трамп’s attorney amnesia
• Stephen: Election denier Rep. Mike Johnson is House Speaker and Трамп threatens Meadows
• The Late Show: MAGA Mike Johnson
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп, Pimple or Wart? ♬
• Ari Melber and friends: Трамп prison odds increase as two lawyers flip

Robert Reich: Zombie myths—The economic lies that just won’t die

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

LegalEagle: When police raid a newspaper for no reason

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.