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HA Bible Study: Psalm 82:1

by Goldy — Sunday, 3/6/16, 10:10 am

Psalm 82:1
When all of the other gods have come together, the Lord God judges them

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 3/5/16, 12:56 am

How does money influence U.S. elections?

Nightly Show: Planning a plantation wedding.

Obama debunks GOP “alternate reality” on economy.

The 2016 Clown Slugfest:

  • Seth Meyers: A closer look at Trump, Rubio, Christie and the KKK.
  • Maddow: Campaigns head to states damaged by Republican policies.
  • Ann Telnaes: Super Drumpf Tuesday!
  • Friday #hottakes
  • Red State Update: Dear the South, Re: Drumpf.
  • Why Donald Drumpf’s torture plan won’t work.
  • Hey…not all KKK members support Donald Drumpf.
  • Roy Zimmerman: “I Think About Donald Drumpf”:

  • Stephen: Trump fails the easiest test.
  • Michael Brooks: Drumpf responds to challenge over wall, Mexicans paying.
  • Sam Seder: Chris Christie stands (weirdly) behind Trump.
  • Young Turks: Mitt throws everything he has at Donald Drumpf.
  • Trevor Noah: Donald Drumpf’s fascist week.
  • Why do people like Donald Drumpf?
  • Donald Drumpf talks about the size of his penis during the debate.
  • Pelosi hammers House GOP on Drumpf KKK issue.
  • Sam Seder: Trump forces Americans to think about his penis during debate.
  • Can Donald Drumpf be stopped?
  • Thom: The Trump University scam exposed.
  • Young Turks: Biggest loser of the FAUX News debate.
  • Matthew Flipowicz: Yosemite Sam endorses Donald Drumpf
  • Trevor Noah: Who’s to blame for the Ku Klux Klan?
  • Young Turks: What does Christie get out of endorsing Drumpf?
  • Sam Seder: Mitt Romney’s statement–a dramatic interpretation.
  • Susie Sampson: Donald Trumps his penis size.
  • Farron Cousins: Corporate media doesn’t mind Trump’s KKK supporters
  • Stephen: Here comes Mitt to save the day.
  • Young Turks: Donald Drumpf assures America his penis is yuuuge
  • Can the Republican Party stop Donald Drumpf?
  • Mark Fiore: 20/20 foresight for Republicans.
  • Trevor Noah “inside outs his thoughts about Donald Drumpf
  • Trumped: Starring Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane:

  • Sam Seder: Drumpf’s dog whistle KKK strategy.
  • Ann Telnaes: Republican heads spin over Donald Drumpf
  • Liberal Viewer: Did Ted Cruz link Drumpf to a mobster from The Simpsons?
  • Ted Cruz’s Take Back America ad
  • Sam Seder: What was that on Ted Cruz’s lip?
  • Truthsquading Ted Cruz on climate change (Pt II)
  • Ted Cruz: Bad lip reading.

  • Young Turks: Republicans program Marco-bot with Drumpf jokes.
  • Marco Rubio: simulated politician.
  • Maddow: History offers lesson to GOP on defying will of party voters.

Hillary Clinton’s Lena Dunham strategy.

Jon Connor and Keke Palmer: “Fresh Water for Flint”.

Mental Floss: 26 facts about the science of friendship.

White House: West Wing Week.

Seth Meyers: A close look at a Texas abortion case.

Thom and Farron Cousins: How can an entire party reject the reality of climate change?

Sam Seder: MI officials call for Gov. Rick Snyder to resign over Flint water disaster.

Super Tuesday!

  • Stephen: Did Hillary Clinton have a terrorist cat on Super Tuesday?
  • Seth Meyers moderates a Super Tuesday debate.
  • Jimmy Dore: Super Tuesday jokes.
  • Super Tuesday trail mix.
  • Stephen: The morning after Super Tuesday.
  • Trevor Noah: Hillary Clinton feels the bern.
  • Seth Meyers: Trump dominates Super Tuesday
  • The Super Tuesday hostage crisis?

Thom: The Good, the Bad & the Very, Very Coadunately Ugly!

Nightly Show: Keep it 100%–Black History Month edition.

David Pakman: Clanence Thomas speaks for first time in a decade.

Farron Cousins: Court agrees…Bill-O-The-Clown is a horrible person.

Does giving up privacy keep us safe from terrorism?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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March 4 Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 3/4/16, 7:10 am

Three cheers for new upgrades for bikes on 2nd Ave. I still think people pretending to be confused about what the bike symbol on the stop light means when the last round came out were pretty awful. So I can’t wait for further dipshitatude.

Still, I hardly ever use 2nd. I see a lot more people on it than it used to have. Still, even though I’ve seen it, used it, and written about it, in a part of my mind, it’s still a 1 way, unprotected thing that drivers don’t use. I know this is wrong, but it still prevents some use from me. Also, I’m walking more than biking nowadays, but that’s neither here nor there.

This Open Thread is more rambling and half-formed than usual. Talk about whatever.

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March 2 Open Thread!

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 3/2/16, 7:08 am

It’s obviously not huge news (I heard it on KUOW yesterday morning, but I don’t see it on their website, and there isn’t anything more current than the link below in a Google Search) but I’m surprised there isn’t more coverage of the legislature’s plan to kick McCleary down the road. Or, more formally: to start a task force.

I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m glad there’s even a tiny amount of forward motion. But the decision was 2012. The contempt was 2014. It’s 2016 now. We’re past task force time.

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Super Tuesday Discussion Thread

by Darryl — Tuesday, 3/1/16, 3:43 pm

There will be lots of election results coming in today. Here is a thread to discuss ’em. Note that this is NOT an open thread. If you want to engage in baby talk, poo flinging, or non-election discussions, kindly take it to the previous thread.

Unfortunately, I have an afternoon and evening packed with non-blogging stuff, so I’ll update this post when I can.

Here are the poll closing times tonight:

  • 4:00pm PST: Georgia, Vermont, Virginia
  • 5:00pm PST: Alabama, Massachusetts, Oklahoma, Tennessee, most of Texas
  • 5:30pm PST: Arkansas
  • 6:00pm PST: A bit of W. Texas

And here are the Caucus starting times tonight:

  • 11:00am PST: American Samoa (D)
  • 5:00pm PST: Minnesota (D & R)
  • 6:00pm PST: Colorado (D)
  • 9:00pm PST: Alaska (R)

It's Rubio's 3-2-2-3-2-3-3-3-2-2-3 strategy for winning the GOP nom. #SuperTuesday https://t.co/RGxUHGOx2O

— Cameron Satterfield (@CJSatter) March 2, 2016

59% of VT in and Trump only leads Kasich 33-29. What if Kasich wins a state before Rubio? #SuperTuesday

— Daily Kos Elections (@DKElections) March 2, 2016

This Mark O'Rubio fellow sure is good at coming in second and third. Make him president.

— Ted Van Dyk (@FakeTedVanDyk) March 2, 2016

Axelrod: The Rubio project is in disarray

— Laura Rozen (@lrozen) March 2, 2016

"I can't believe I'm losing to this guy" – all of them, probably

— Atrios (@Atrios) March 2, 2016

6:45: Don’t forget American Samoa…where Clinton won four delegates.

#trump Did #ChrisChristie just appear in a hostage video? #Election2016

— Thom Hartmann (@Thom_Hartmann) March 2, 2016

6:48: Clueless Mr. Drumpf: “I don’t know if Hillary will be allowed to run!” What…did Hillary start a scam “university” or something?

It's like he's trying to call for help through the screen pic.twitter.com/XfuEaOR8i1

— Jack Mirkinson (@jackmirkinson) March 2, 2016

Christie, taking a page from Hanoi Hilton, is blinking "Help. Me."

— Matthew Cooper (@mattizcoop) March 2, 2016

Why do people call this soup Tuesday? I have soup most days.

— Ted Van Dyk (@FakeTedVanDyk) March 2, 2016

Things like new Trump/Christie relationship are why God created Saturday Night Live

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) March 2, 2016

It's awesome watching @GovChristie look uncomfy as @realDonaldTrump talks about how great Planned Parenthood is. #Super2sday

— Brian C. Robinson (@LordTinsdale) March 2, 2016

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 3/1/16, 6:09 am

DLBottlePlease join tonight for a Super Tuesday election watching party at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking liberally.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern. We start at 8:00pm, but feel free to join us before that for the election returns.



Can’t make it to Seattle tonight? Check out one of the other DL meetings this week. The Long Beach, Tri-Cities and West Seattle chapters also meet tonight. The Lakewood chapter meets on Wednesday. On Thursday, the Tacoma chapter meets. And next Monday, the Yakima and South Bellevue chapters meet.

There are 177 chapters of Living Liberally, including twenty in Washington state, three in Oregon and one in Idaho. Find—or go out and start—a chapter near you.

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Leap Day Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 2/29/16, 7:10 am

More cameras on buses seems like a no-brainer. Especially since they’ve been effective in the past. So cameras in 80% of Metro buses sounds like a good goal. There may be some privacy concerns with them, but I haven’t heard of the ones currently on buses being abused.

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HA Bible Study: Genesis 9:20-25

by Goldy — Sunday, 2/28/16, 6:00 am

Genesis 9:20-25
Noah farmed the land and was the first to plant a vineyard. One day he got drunk and was lying naked in his tent. Ham entered the tent and saw him naked, then went back outside and told his brothers. Shem and Japheth put a robe over their shoulders and walked backwards into the tent. Without looking at their father, they placed it over his body.

When Noah woke up and learned what his youngest son had done, he said, “I now put a curse on Canaan! He will be the lowest slave of his brothers.”

Discuss.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 2/26/16, 10:01 pm

What are basic human rights?

How is this a thing? Whitewashing.

Jimmy Dore: Bizarre Don Quixote lie & why Richard Dreyfus was stunned

Thom: Why are Republicans so vexed over Gitmo?

The 2016 Clown Show:

  • The 2016 campaign is a nightmare for Marge Simpson.
  • Lindsey Graham: My party has gone batshit crazy”
  • Stephen: We may have to get used to a President Trump!
  • Sam Seder: Someone finally brings up Trump’s University fraud.
  • Pap and Farron Cousins: Trump monster stronger and more frightening than ever (p.s. you deserve this, GOP)
  • Matthew Filipowicz: Network executive’s Trump confession:

  • Sam Seder: Chris Christie’s heartfelt endorsement of Trump
  • Seth Meyers: A closer look at Trump’s South Carolina win.
  • The Pope weighs in on Trump’s wall.
  • David Pakman: Trump’s fraud case.
  • Sam Seder: Trump loses it when Rubio calls out his privilege
  • Stephen: Pope shot first.
  • Sam Seder: Glenn Beck fasts on behalf of Ted Cruz….
  • Ted Cruz 30 second spot
  • Seth Meyers with a closer look at Ted Cruz’s dirty tricks.
  • Ted Cruz, the ZODIAC KILLER
  • Sam Seder: Jeb Suspends…the crowd response is awkward.
  • Stephen: It’s time to grow up with Marco Rubio.
  • Young Turks: Marco Rubio thinks he can win via a brokered convention
  • Stephen: Marco’s “Morning again in Canada.”
  • Trevor Noah: Ben Carson’s blackness

Minute Physics: How do we know what air is like on other planets?

What is a rigged economy?

Obama is still trying to close Gitmo.

Seth Meyers: A closer look at Bernie Sander’s “Democratic Socalism”.

The Church for people who are “Spiritual, but not religious”.

Obstruction of Justice:

  • David Hawkings’ Whiteboard: Election-year Supreme Court nominations
  • Daily Show: Congress, the game.
  • Young Turks: If Cenk was Obama’s nominee
  • PsychoSuperMom: Block that nominee!
  • Pap with Howard Nations: SCOTUS Limbo Is A Huge Gift For Liberals.
  • Constitution or Chaos?
  • What happens if a Supreme Court decision ends in a tie?
  • Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) blasts Republicans for refusing to consider a SCOTUS nominee.
  • LGBT Americans and SCOTUS

Seattle police release video of Che Taylor shooting.

Nikki & Dan Savage do politics.

Stephen’s wish list for Hillary.

John Oliver: Abortion laws.

For those who need help getting to the polls….

A moment with Triumph The Insult Comic Dog.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Open Thread 2-26

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 2/26/16, 7:12 am

I am not a dog owner, but I know a fair number of HA readers are. So, you really should have been picking up after your dog any way, but now there’s going to be more enforcement of that and of off-leash areas. I’m of 2 minds. On the one hand, there is a lot of dog shit in the parks. Like a lot, a lot. It’s gross. On the other hand, I’m not sure a more enforcement approach is all that great in general.

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Open Thread 2-24-2016

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 2/24/16, 7:10 am

If you want to name the new street sweeper, that’s cool. Don’t steal my 3 ideas, Farts, Fartz, and Fart Machine. Seriously, though, I’m glad that there’s a civic part of naming the sweeper, and it would be pretty cool to ride in it if you win the contest.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 2/23/16, 6:08 am

DLBottlePlease join us tonight for an evening of politics over a pint at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking liberally.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern. We start at 8:00pm.




Can’t make it to Seattle tonight? Check out one of the other DL meetings happening this week. Tonight the Tri-Cities chapter also meets. On Wednesday, the Burien chapter and the state’s newest chapter, the North Spokane chapter, meets. Finally, the Kent and Woodinville chapters meet on Thursday.

There are 177 chapters of Living Liberally, including twenty in Washington state, three in Oregon and one in Idaho. Find—or go out and start—a chapter near you.

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Open Thread 2-22

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 2/22/16, 7:11 am

Whenever I hear about NextDoor, it always seems problematic. I’ve never used it, so maybe it’s not just a hub for people to complain whenever they see a Black person or a poor person in a wealthy neighborhood. But that’s the impression I’ve got of them. It could be a distorted picture, but kicking a reporter out doesn’t help.

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HA Bible Study: Ezekiel 23:8

by Goldy — Sunday, 2/21/16, 6:00 am

Ezekiel 23:8
She did not give up the prostitution she began in Egypt, when during her youth men slept with her, caressed her virgin bosom and poured out their lust on her.

Discuss.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 2/20/16, 1:00 am

Bernie and Hillary supporters kiss and make up.

Mental Floss: 37 ways you might be weird.

Stephen: Cory Booker talks what it means to be united.

What happens if the presidential election was a tie?

The 2016 Konservative Klown Kavalcade:

  • Stephen with Hungry for Power Games
  • Farron Cousins and Sam Seder: The GOP has destroyed itself with the worst candidates of all time
  • GOP harmony.
  • Young Turks: Jeb! tweets photo of gun…the Intertubes respond.
  • Ann Telnaes: Jeb continues to shoot blanks.
  • Young Turks: He’s back! George campaigns for Jeb.
  • Jimmy Dore: Google users search for a troubling truth about Jeb!
  • Trump’s Gamble: A failed bet in Atlantic City
  • Stephen on Trump v. Pope:

  • The Pope trashes Trump.
  • Daily Show: Trump supporters speak out.
  • Thom and Pap: Watch out for the fake populist.
  • Susie Sampson: Donald, his people & the REAL issues.
  • Jimmy Dore: Donald Trump bursts the GOP bubble.
  • Jimmy Dore: Jeb defends George against Donald.
  • Jimmy Dore: Donald Trump’s 9/11 comments rock the conservative world
  • Young Turks: Trump continues to call out George Bush on 9/11.
  • Thom: This guy could be President…Trump edition.
  • Michael Brooks: Trump calls Cruz a liar.
  • Young Turks: On Howard Stern’s show, Trump supported Iraq invasion.
  • Seth Meyers: A closer look at Trump and the Iraq War.
  • Stephen: Donald calling.
  • Young Turks: Ted Cruz’s Photoshopped “dirty trick.”
  • David Pakman: Ted Cruz hires a pornography actress
  • David Pakman: Marco Rubio’s “America” in ad is really Canada.
  • Liberal Viewer: Another Rubot slip-up?

Stephen: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is now an Incisive-Political-Humor Dog.

Buy food ethically unless it is too hard.

Why are so many Mexican journalists being murdered?

WaPo: Journalism in peril.

Obstructing Justice:

  • Obama on the passing of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia.
  • How is a Supreme Court Justice selected?
  • Jeb sez he probably would nominate a new Justice.
  • Matthew Filipowicz with David Dayen: How to solve the Scalia Supreme Court Constitutional crisis
  • Obama: “The Constitution is clear” on Supreme Court nomination
  • David Pakman: Republican hypocrisy on Scalia appointment exposed
  • Farron Cousins: Republican obstruction will hurt them in November
  • How long is a Presidential term, anyway???

  • Stephen’s tribute to Antonin Scalia.
  • Mark Fiore: Constitution alert.
  • Michael Brooks: Alex Jones thinks Scalia was murdered!!!
  • Congress…DO YOUR JOB!
  • Conservative commentators rip the G.O.P. over obstruction.
  • Reagan on nominating a Justice in the 4th year.
  • Maddow: Justice Scalia was a racist, judicial activist and hypocrite
  • Young Turks: Will the G.O.P. take Reagan’s advice on Supreme Court nomination?
  • Farron Cousins and Pap: Can Obama outsmart Republicans on SCOTUS appointments?
  • Mitch McConnell: Secret Senate Rules
  • David Pakman: Implications surface that Scalia was murdered.
  • Matthew Filipowicz: Republicans reveal their ultimate Supreme Court plan after Scalia.
  • Jimmy Dore: Justice Scalia was as much a person as the corporations he represented.

NASA: Celebrating African American History Month.

Bill Maher: For the love of bud.

Mental Floss: Misconceptions about sports.

Young Turks: Democratic town halls versus Republican town halls.

Jimmy Dore: Apple, Trump, Cruz and other bad apples.

FBI versus Apple:

  • Seth Meyers: Apple versus the FBI…a closer look.
  • David Pakman: Judge orders Apple to crack phone.
  • Thom: Apple vs the FBI.
  • Young Turks: Apple says iPhone “backdoor” risks all user’s security

White House: West Wing Week.

Does the President really need Air Force One?

David Hawkings’ Whiteboard: What is Regular Order?:

David Pakman: January was the warmest January on record.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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