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    It’s Official: Evergreen Freedom Foundation Is Now Liberal

    EFF CEO Lynn Harsh issued the following fundraising e-mail:

    “Christmas Greetings from a Bunch of Liberals

    “We believe in freedom, not tyranny: freedom to express our thoughts without fear of legal repercussions; to live as our conscience and faiths dictate; to pursue happiness.

    “We believe in justice, not fairness. Justice is objective and owes no special favors to any particular human being. It is blind to our peculiarities or positions in life.

    “We believe in truth, not double-dealing. Truth does not give way to opinions or fads. It does not need to be popular. Truth is self-evident.

    “We believe in civil disagreement, not suppression. It is the lifeblood of a healthy society.

    “These values are under assault today in both Washingtons. We will remain on the front line here at the Evergreen Freedom Foundation. Using tools that are tried and true, as well as new technology, you will see our faces and hear our voices representing your interests.

    “So, if you also believe in freedom, justice and truth, that makes you a genuine classical liberal, a person who believes that government is an instrument of and for the people, not the other way around.

    “We earnestly strive to earn your trust and support for the new year. Please consider making a year-end investment in our work.

    “Oh, and we believe you should have a really Merry Christmas!

    -Lynn Harsh, CEO”

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: There are fewer and fewer conservatives every day as more people see the light and realize they’ve actually been liberals all along.

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    @2 That’s getting into the holiday spirit, puddinghead! Not. Well, screw your war on Christmas, ya grinch; here’s wishing HAPPY HOLIDAYS to you and yours!

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    @6 Oh, in case you don’t know what “Happy Holidays” refers to:

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

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    @4 It took effort to become only the second person to be banned from HA, after JCH. Of course, Marvie Stupes isn’t in the same league as JCH when it comes to mindless repetitive trolling. But he gave it his worst, and it was bad enough!

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    Going Postal Against Gummint

    The suspect in a Virginia standoff ranted against the government, according to his hostages, the Seattle Times reports.

    “The gunman … ‘was really down on the government,’ said Jimmy Oliver, 41, one of the hostages, who spoke with The Associated Press Thursday …. ‘About the government taking over the right to bear arms … he was angry at the government overtaxing us.'”

    The suspect “had a criminal record that includes convictions … [for] lewd and lascivious behavior with a child under 16 and … attempted second-degree murder. [He]is a registered as a sex offender …,” the Times reported.

    http://seattletimes.nwsource.c.....ffice.html

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Looks like a teabagger to me.

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    ACORN Cleared Of Voting Fraud

    Federal investigators “couldn’t find any instances in which people improperly registered to vote by the activist group known as ACORN showed up at the polls on Election Day [and] found no instances in the past five years of the group misusing federal funds,” the fishwrapper reported this morning.

    http://seattletimes.nwsource.c.....orn24.html

    But hey, the right needs scapegoats, and won’t let facts stand in the way of a good urban legend.

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    It was prophesized in the Old Testament.
    From Isaiah 9:2,6-7
    2 The people walking in darkness
    have seen a great light;
    on those living in the land of the shadow of death
    a light has dawned.
    6 For to us a child is born,
    to us a son is given,
    and the government will be on his shoulders.
    And he will be called
    Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God,
    Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.

    7 Of the increase of his government and peace
    there will be no end.
    He will reign on David’s throne
    and over his kingdom,
    establishing and upholding it
    with justice and righteousness
    from that time on and forever.
    The zeal of the LORD Almighty
    will accomplish this.

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    It was annunciated in Luke 1:26-38
    26In the sixth month, God sent the angel Gabriel to Nazareth, a town in Galilee, 27to a virgin pledged to be married to a man named Joseph, a descendant of David. The virgin’s name was Mary. 28The angel went to her and said, “Greetings, you who are highly favored! The Lord is with you.”
    29Mary was greatly troubled at his words and wondered what kind of greeting this might be. 30But the angel said to her, “Do not be afraid, Mary, you have found favor with God. 31You will be with child and give birth to a son, and you are to give him the name Jesus. 32He will be great and will be called the Son of the Most High. The Lord God will give him the throne of his father David, 33and he will reign over the house of Jacob forever; his kingdom will never end.”

    34″How will this be,” Mary asked the angel, “since I am a virgin?”

    35The angel answered, “The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you. So the holy one to be born will be called the Son of God. 36Even Elizabeth your relative is going to have a child in her old age, and she who was said to be barren is in her sixth month. 37For nothing is impossible with God.”

    38″I am the Lord’s servant,” Mary answered. “May it be to me as you have said.” Then the angel left her.

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    Christ was Born…Luke 2:1-7

    The Birth of Jesus
    1In those days Caesar Augustus issued a decree that a census should be taken of the entire Roman world. 2(This was the first census that took place while Quirinius was governor of Syria.) 3And everyone went to his own town to register.
    4So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David. 5He went there to register with Mary, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a child. 6While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, 7and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no room for them in the inn.

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    The Shepherds and the Angels Luke 2:8-20

    8And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. 9An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. 10But the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid. I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people. 11Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is Christ the Lord. 12This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger.”
    13Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying,
    14″Glory to God in the highest,
    and on earth peace to men on whom his favor rests.”

    15When the angels had left them and gone into heaven, the shepherds said to one another, “Let’s go to Bethlehem and see this thing that has happened, which the Lord has told us about.”

    16So they hurried off and found Mary and Joseph, and the baby, who was lying in the manger. 17When they had seen him, they spread the word concerning what had been told them about this child, 18and all who heard it were amazed at what the shepherds said to them. 19But Mary treasured up all these things and pondered them in her heart. 20The shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all the things they had heard and seen, which were just as they had been told.

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    Montana Lifestyle

    Get up at 5:30 AM
    Chop wood
    Fuck goats
    Read Bible

    That’s what a Montana does to keep from freezing to death.

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    Cunical,

    Looks like Roger Dumb Bunny has started the Goat Humping class on Christmas. 24×7 eh?

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    A Grandmother Lee could have loved…

    Merry Christmas

    BTW everyone is still sleeping until 10 AM, then all the partying begins…

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    Where would the most moronic of right wing fools be on Christmas morning?

    In the HA.org comment threads…

    FIENDS!

    Nice catch @ 11 there Roger. Bounces right off the boneheads on the right..

    Merry Christmas, Season’s greetings to all.

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    Oh no, another Democratic moneyman doing the dirty with underaged children…

    When you are a Democratic, the jail time is small…

    BTW Jeffrey is a BIG TIME Friend of Bill and Hill

    Merry Christmas

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    Where would the arschloch be on Christmas morning…? saying nothing important.

    At Puddy’s

    Lights on…

    Cameras ready…

    Many visiting peeps snoring away in the house…

    Alarms go off at 10:00AM fool!

    Did the arschloch open his house to visitors for Christmas? NOPE cuz he’s a DOPE! So who is the real fiend…?

    The Prosecution Rests Your Honor.

    Merry Christmas

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    Darryl, you suck. How is that for a Christmas gift…..Pass it on to Goldy… seems like you guys love to censor….you know my comments are not in violation of HAss Policy, but the truth hurts so you delete them like the Nazi’s.

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    Knumb Nuts can make a post like #28, which is half coherent, and you applaud it, where as I post something meaningful and you delete it. Nice going you idiots.

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    28 – No one cares a wit about your stupid right wing bullshit.

    Puddy discussing taking in strangers during Christmas.

    To a moronic arschloch such as you that’s stupid right wing bullshit.

    Such Christmas spirit.

    What a tool.

    What a fool.

    The Prosecution Rests Your Honor.

    Merry Christmas.

    10 AM Alarms are a ringing…

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    32 – Heh.. Yeah the likes of you after all the years of lies and right wing bullshit and failure really deserves best wishes on Christmas morning..

    Moronic tool… Apologist for catastrophe and corruption. NOTHING in the tank for the likes of you.

    NOTHING!

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    happy midwinter pagan celebration, bible thumpers.

    oh you think it’s a big coincidence jesus’ b.d, is 12/25?

    like, the fossils are a conincidence, I guess, they don’t prove anything.

    have a happy winter solstice celebration with your pagan trees and lights festival.

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    @15

    Christmas is coincidentally on the same day as the Roman Pagan holiday of Saturnalia. that was so because the early Christian church adapted and co-opted many Pagan holidays in order to help “sell” their new religion to the barbarian tribes of Europe. Christmas also ties in nicely with Yule, the Celtic and Germanic Pagans’ celebration of the return of the Sun.

    We don’t have a clue as to when Jesus was born. Ancient Jews didn’t much concern themselves with birthdays – that was something the Pagans did, not the early Jews. Also, to think of Jesus as the literal son of God is probably wishful thinking. That little Christian “fact” wasn’t finally decided until the Second Council of Nicaea, nearly 400 years after Jesus died.

    So, bottom line, Jesus was an important prophet not born on December 25th and not the literal Son of God.

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    @35

    Facts again. History. Logic.

    When has that ever convinced the bible thumpers and the conservatives?

    “NAtional health care leads to godless communism!”
    “A minimum wage destroys the economy!”
    “Gay marriage is a threat to straight marriage!”

    They do not have the logical rational brain engaged. It’s better to just point that out than to try to argue based on facts and logic. They’re so reptilian in their “thinking” the only way to engage them is at the same level, by pointing out they are credulous fools who spout nonsense in the service of the megacorporate interests that have enslaved their brains and that have fooled them.

    “What you mean there was no sleigh ride in Bethlehem? No snow? No yule log? No frosty the snowman and NO REINDEER?!?!” [sounds of minds exploding….]

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    Lots of smiles this morning. Makes Mr & Mrs Puddy’s heart warm…

    Proud Leftist,

    You are good at deciphering left wing crapola, what did the arschloch fart@33.

    Even Puddy’s Libtardo Decoder Watch failed on that bile! More worthless gibberish.

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    Just thought I’d let you know CNN.com doesn’t censor comments like you guys, but keep up the faith, you might be starting a new trend. Let us Pray that Censors (Darryl) gets the bird flu.

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    @18
    Montana Lifestyle

    Get up at 5:30 AM
    Chop wood
    Fuck goats
    Read Bible

    new york lifestyle

    get up at 9am
    eat smoked salmon and bagles
    fuck $5000 prostitute
    read torah
    go to wall st and scam goyim

    (but somehow, only my example will be called racist)

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    @40 New Yorkers know how to live! Or, at the very least, they’ve got their shit wired together better than those stupid goatfucking Montanans.

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    Another terror attack occurs. Does your president cut short his Hawaiian vacation? Will the passenger who stopped the fool receive the Presidents Medal of Freedom for Civilian Courage? Do Dumb Bunny’s care?

    Time will tell while most libtardos smell.

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    Rog’s attitude gets more sour as his lungs continue to fail from his chain-smoking CHOICES of the past (Rog will blame the Tobacco Companies, of course) AND Obama’s continued tanking–
    Saturday, December 26, 2009

    The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll, released Thursday, shows that 27% of the nation’s voters Strongly Approve of the way that Barack Obama is performing his role as President. Forty-three percent (43%) Strongly Disapprove giving Obama a Presidential Approval Index rating of -16

    No one should expect a lifetime government lawyer who failed in an AMWAY business to act any differently than he does.
    Vulgar & pathetic.

    Me, I have a happy joyful life.
    I enjoy hanging out with folks like Puddy.
    Why would anyone enjoy hanging out with Rog??
    He hacks up loogies all day, gasping for breath and when he does speak, it’s vulgarity.
    Yeah, I wanna be around that guy! NOT!

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    Merry Christmass to all you Heterosexual Nazi Bigots. Let us Pray to God all you Heterosexuals get the Bird Flu, especially Dumb Darryl.

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    @49: hahaha Klynical says that roger is sour – have you read your own posts, maroon!

    I love when you posted the stock market was going down because of Obama and global warming was not true becuase of the smnow in the winter.

    thanks for the laughs – if it wasn’t for your incredible stupidity I would not get these healthy chuckles.

    anyone going to go on the polar bear plunge at mathews Beach on Jan. 1st?

    I have been going in the lake for over 10 years – lot’s of fun and it ain’t that cold.

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    Jesus was Gay. He never married, nor did he have any kids, and 12 of his best friends were all male. I think he had the hots for St. Peter.

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    Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

    However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
    Roger Rabbit
    Albert A. Gore, Jr..
    Hillary Rodham
    John F. Kerry
    William J. Clinton
    Howard Dean
    Nancy Pelosi
    Dianne Feinstein
    Charles E. Schumer
    Barbara Boxer

    See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
    I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me

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    Obam-Mao and his Northwest Division of Lunatic Moonbats are on the wrong side…of virtually every issue. As a result…OUCH!

    Sunday, December 27, 2009

    The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll, released Thursday, shows that 27% of the nation’s voters Strongly Approve of the way that Barack Obama is performing his role as President. Forty-three percent (43%) Strongly Disapprove giving Obama a Presidential Approval Index rating of -16.

    Thirty-eight percent (38%) now believe the economic stimulus plan passed earlier this year has hurt the economy. Just 30% believe it helped. That’s the first time since the legislation passed that a plurality offered a negative assessment. Most voters (52%) are concerned that the government will do too much in terms of responding to the economic challenges. Just 35% fear it will not do enough.

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