– Happy Earth Day. Did you get your Earth a present? I got mine a small moon. Earth said it was nice, but I think that Earth was hoping for another comet.
– OK *now* I’m going to run some red lights on my bike.
– Most of these people would be an improvement over Clark.
– Rand Paul has a Rand Paul problem.
– I hope they’re not texting! may be the funniest thing I’ve ever read.