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  1. 2

    Doctor JCH Kennedy spews:

    I don’t consider your opinion or take to heart anything that you, or anyone else, posts here.

    Teresa [……..How many heart attacks has Carl endured being married to you?]

  2. 3

    Mrs. Left Foot spews:

    Carl just called, game’s over, Dodgers won. He says he will be here when he gets back to the hotel.

    Teresa

  3. 4

    howcanyoubePROUDtobeanASS spews:

    One would imagine that an “esteemed attorney like you “Mrs” would be insulted that “Carl” chose to depict you as a slutty cotton queen, rather than the classy executive he claims you to be.

    One would imagine that would make you worry about the company good old “Carl” is keeping down in LA gettting balled…er, at the ball game.

    Sweet dreams, “carl”…er, “mrs”… er, sixth grade fantasy.

  4. 5

    Doctor JCH Kennedy spews:

    Bottom line, Teresa: After meeting me for 10 minutes, the only question you would have is, “Where”?

  5. 6

    howcanyoubePROUDtobeanASS spews:

    Oh I found the “pic”.

    PUH-LEASE!

    There is not one, single, self-respecting woman in the city of Seattle that would be caught DEAD in that get-up!

    Give me a break!

    Is that your Branson Missouri, ‘I want to be a Lennon Sister’ look?

    How much did that hair cost “Teresa”, with all those ‘artfully placed’ curls?

    Did you get the boobs at Costco, dear?… you know where you get far more than you’ll ever need for a price you can’t resist??

    {/LMAO}

  6. 7

    Mrs. Left Foot spews:

    Just when I think I’ve read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.

    Teresa

  7. 8

    The Socialist spews:

    Doctor JCH Kennedy I figured you would be bizzy servicing Roves sick sexually fantasy’s to night buttnutz…

  8. 9

    howcanyoubePROUDtobeanASS spews:

    Not only do I pratice under my maiden name (licensed in CA, NY, and IL), dear, I also practice under my first name.

    Teresa **** – #89243
    Current Status: Inactive
    This member is inactive, but is eligible to become active.

    Bar Number 89243
    Address
    Mercer Island, WA 98040
    District Outside California
    Undergraduate School Univ of California at Los Angeles; CA
    County Non-California Law School Loyola Law School; Los Angeles CA

    Status History
    Effective Date Status Change
    Present Inactive
    1/1/1993 Inactive
    7/29/1991 Active
    1/1/1986 Inactive
    11/29/1979 Admitted to The State Bar of California

    Teresa **** WSBA Bar # 36062
    Law Firm Admit Date 4/7/2005
    Address Mercer Island, WA
    98040-2123
    Status Active

    New York State Attorney Directory – Search Detail
    Search Results:

    First Name: Teresa
    Middle Initial:
    Last Name: ****
    Total number of records found: 0

    NY AND ILLINOIS SAY YOU DON’T EXIXT. PERHAPS YOU’RE JUST INACTIVE… OR PERHAPS, YOU LIED. WHATEVER.

  9. 10

    Mrs. Left Foot spews:

    Dear Miss howcanyoubePROUDtobeanASS,

    I know you are slow. Seems to be a Republican affliction. Read this carefully:

    THE

    PICTURE

    IS

    NOT

    ME.

    Carl found the picture online. He tried to find the kind of girl JCH would enjoy. Seems he hit the nail on the head.

    Now, one more time:

    THE

    PICTURE

    IS

    NOT

    ME.

    If you need help understanding this ask MWS, he seems to be able to read at a slightly higher level.

    Cheers!

    Teresa

  10. 11

    Doctor JCH Kennedy spews:

    It’s time for Carl to come home and get all worked up and have to take a heart pill again!!!!!

  11. 13

    Doctor JCH Kennedy spews:

    “If you want to get somewhere with me, charm and politeness (qualities of which you are completely devoid) work much better”

    Kisses,

    Teresa [……….Er, T………GET IN THE BOXCAR!!!! NOW!!!!!]

  12. 14

    Mrs. Left Foot spews:

    I could have the rough, red knuckles from punching Johnny, Mark and Mikey around tonight.

    Cheers!

    Teresa

  13. 15

    Mrs. Left Foot spews:

    Howcanyoubeproudtobeanass,

    Missy, immitation is the finest form of flattery. Thanks.

    I am leaving now. There does not seem to be any worthwhile conversation going on. (John Barelli being the exception).

    I did have fun. We will have to do this again.

    G’nite.

    Teresa

  14. 17

    Mrs. Left Foot spews:

    We both feel through your words and your newly revealed keen eye for disecting a photograph that you are indeed, female. You have never denied being so.

    As for the rest of your post, this is the internet. You would be served well not to believe what you read here. I don’t consider your opinion or take to heart anything that you, or anyone else, posts here.

    This is amusement only. Keep that in mind.

    Teresa

  15. 18

    Justwatchin\' spews:

    I am new here. I can’t help but notice that JCH is a bit rude. So with your permission I am going to take a crack at cracking on him.

    JCH is a pole-smoking, sister-raping, panty-slurping, rectal-guzzling, boil-nibbling, fuck-headed fucktard!

    I am pleased to say this for Mrs Left Foot, who singlehandly kicked JCH’s ass tonight. I don’t know if she will approve of the language, she appears to be a lady, but my intent is to support.

  16. 19

    Doctor JCH Kennedy spews:

    lling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people in the world.

    Teresa

    Commentby Mrs Left Foot […….Back from “shopping” at the Embassy Suites, Teresa? Room 401 with “Leroy” and “Jerome”??]

  17. 21

    Doctor JCH Kennedy spews:

    North Korean reclusive leader Kim Jong-Il’s health has further deteriorated and he can no longer walk without difficulty due to worsening diabetes, a South Korean lawmaker said. Kim, 64, has long suffered from diabetes, kidney and liver problems and now has difficulty walking, said Chung Hyung-Keun, a longtime intelligence official now affiliated with the opposition Grand National Party. […………………………………………………………………Aren’t there ANY fellow “progressives” on HA.ORG that will offer Kim Jong-Il a kidney and/or part of a liver? Where is your liberal Democrat spirit? Carl? Daddy Love? David in Seattle? Goldystein? SHOW US THAT YOU CARE!!!!!!!!!!]

  18. 22

    Mrs. Left Foot spews:

    43

    The rantings of a bitter woman who is completely insecure in her relationship. He is with his grown son and daughter, who live in the L.A. area.

    You really do have a low self-esteem, Missy. Who says “getting balled” anymore? Again, I never said or claimed “esteemed attorney” status. I told you, that is for others to say, not me.
    The only thing I have shared is that I am licensed in CA, NY, IL and WA. That is it. The rest is your need to put people down in order to build yourself up. But, honey, if you will look down and take notice, your feet are still in the mud on the ground.

    You convienently ignore the important parts of a post so that you can spout your nonsense and attack, attack, attack. Why don’t you reveal your name and your “family” business. I know being a gypsy has a stigma attached to it, but we won’t judge you too harshly.

    Cheers!

    Teresa

  19. 23

    howcanyoubePROUDtobeanASS spews:

    I’m kinda wondering… how does an esttemed “attorney” get red, rough, calloused KNUCKLES?

    Those are not the hands of someone who works with her “brain”…

  20. 24

    Doctor JCH Kennedy spews:

    K, North Korea is a planned Hillary Village with “guvment” housing, food, transportation, and health care for all!! Not a Republican around for miles! Just a wonderful “govment” controlled central planned economy……..just like Hillary’s great idea. Soooooooooo, save the Dear Leader!! Democrats: Donate your organs!!!!!

  21. 25

    Doctor JCH Kennedy spews:

    “Carl, Are you done yet? I’m watching the Home Shopping Channel!” [Teresa]

  22. 26

    americafirst spews:

    “Name any major legislation they (Republicans) have passed, and Bush signed into law that helped normal Americans, and hurt the super rich, and large corporations.”
    (crickets chirping)
    Commentby Facts Support My Positions—— 9/8/06@ 8:28 pm
    ======================================
    Hey righties cheer up. I only asked you one of the ten questions Republicans can’’t answer.
    You can’’t even answer question #1. I have 9 more……..
    Commentby Facts Support My Positions—— 9/8/06@ 9:22 pm
    ===========================================
    Your first question was so stupid that I can’t wait to see the other nine, so I’ll make an offer–– if you show us the other nine questions I’ll answer all ten of them. Moonbats are so funny when they’re trying to be clever.
    Commentby americafirst—— 9/8/06@ 10:07 pm
    ==========================================
    Still waiting for the other nine questions, you phoney and cowardly moonbat.

  23. 29

    Doctor JCH Kennedy spews:

    Teresa, When you are used to “Tookie” Williams’ 9 inches of “black Democrat love” up your rectum, how do you find Carl’s 2 and one quarter inches of “manhood”? hehe, JCH

  24. 32

    howcanyoubePROUDtobeanASS spews:

    I could have the rough, red knuckles from punching Johnny, Mark and Mikey around tonight.

    Cheers!

    Teresa

    Commentby Mrs. Left Foot— 9/15/06@ 10:02 pm

    Or you got those dishpan hands wringing out that bar rag when washing all those ‘Drinking Liberally’ pilsner glasses.

    “Cheers” indeed!

  25. 33

    howcanyoubePROUDtobeanASS spews:

    Dear “Mrs Grossman”

    I know you are slow. Seems to be a liberal nutburger affliction. Read this carefully:

    NICE

    DEFLECTION

    “CARL”.

    GOOD

    TRY,

    SWEETCHEEKS.

    NEVER
    FOR
    A
    MOMENT
    DID
    ANYONE
    THINK
    THAT
    WAS
    MRS.
    CARL.

    SIXTH
    GRADERS
    DON’T
    HAVE
    WIVES.

    THEY
    DO
    HAVE
    FANTASIES.

    CARL’S
    IS
    A
    BIT
    ELIE MAY CLAMPETT
    BUT,
    AGE
    APPROPRIATE.

    If you need help understanding this ask an adult.

    Cheers!

  26. 34

    howcanyoubePROUDtobeanASS spews:

    Teresa, I suggest you try this hun.

    Really though, the experts at Nordy’s and Macy’s can help you out…without an appointment!

  27. 35

    Doctor JCH Kennedy spews:

    17….Note Carl’s posting of “Mrs. Grossman” [ex wedding ring]. Looks like the Grossmans are trying to pull a fast one!!

  28. 37

    Mrs. Left Foot spews:

    Such a troup of lemmings we have here. Do you honestly believe that my husband would post a picture of me here? You people really are gullible. I must say though, JCH certainly got worked up over it. As I recall there was also a picture posted of a typical Republican woman right after that. Why, Johnny, would think that one picture is real and dismiss the other one as humor? You really don’t think do you? You did get several hours of “posting material” though didn’t you? You should send Carl a thank you note. He is not even here and you mention him post after post. He really gets to you, Johnny. It could not be more obvious. (I must admit, I have never heard him swear quite so colorfully as when he does so here).

    Kisses,

    Teresa

    Are Republicans all this dense, slow and blind?

  29. 39

    MtRainier spews:

    Mrs. Left Foot,
    the truth is that JCH was raised on a special ‘farm’ in Enumclaw (Mr. Cynnical is his older brother!). JCH gets ‘off’ just thinking about coming to (or in) any HorsesAss.

  30. 41

    Mrs Left Foot spews:

    JCH at Post 1,

    Does the orgasm hit at the thought of being the first comment, or just as you hit the send key? Just ax’ing.

    A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Thank goodness you never had one.

    Teresa

  31. 42

    howcanyoubePROUDtobeanASS spews:

    Interestingly, Teresa, there is NO Teresa Grossman listed with the WA Bar Association… I know, I know, save your little typing fingers… You “practice” under your maiden name… how convenient.

    So, are you
    Teresa Virginia Bigelow?
    Ann Teresa Cockrill?
    Teresa Louise Pottmeyer?
    Teresa Louise Aronson?
    Teresa Williams Gillespie?
    Teresa Carroll McNally?
    Teresa E. Smith?
    Teresa L Tippett?
    Teresa Lynn Conlan?
    Teresa R Byers?
    Teresa Rene Magaram
    Teresa T Campbell?
    Teresa A Barnett?

    Since “Carl” is an old fart I’m betting on Teresa Virginia Bigelow, Bar #9211… which puts you a tad bit younger than the illegitimate queen.

  32. 43

    Mrs. Left Foot spews:

    JCH,

    Why, just exactly, is proudofherass defending you? Have you run out of rude things to say? Or is it that you are not getting the reaction from me that you desire?

    I like to play, I just like to play my rules.

    And proudofherass, I never said I was an esteemed attorney. That is for others to judge.

    Kisses,

    Teresa

  33. 44

    howcanyoubePROUDtobeanASS spews:

    You conveniently ASSume I am a “missy”, “carl”.

    Retract the claws, sweetcheeks.

    No, “Mrs” little “carl” claimed you were a classy esteemed attorney… yet he portrayed you as a HeeHaw heroine!
    What does that say about his fantasies.

    As to the family business, why in heavens name would I expose our employees to the juveniles that inhabit this board?

    I seem to remember you claiming a similar reason for not naming the “fortune 500′ for whom you purportedly work, as I notice you cleverly hide your “maiden name”.

    Give it up sweetcheeks.

    Your wine is gone, the music has ended and it’s time for you to snuggle up with whatever it is that gives you comfort while “carl” is with his “grown son and daughter”.

  34. 45

    Doctor JCH Kennedy spews:

    Fake name, fake boobs, fake picture, and fake orgasms for Carl. Typical “JAP”.

  35. 46

    Mrs. Left Foot spews:

    Not only do I pratice under my maiden name (licensed in CA, NY, and IL), dear, I also practice under my first name.

    Now, tell me, given all that I know about the “posters” here why would you be given anything that you could use to track me down? Carl has given his full name here. I am simply not comfortable doing so for obvious reasons. He is retired. I have an obligation to my employer to not be controversial. I am politcal, but being controversial might compromise my effectiveness as employee and attorney.

    I know that you here are not comfortable with a woman who can hold her own, but deal with it.

    Why don’t you publish your name and the name of your “family business” that you are so fond of alluding to?

    So tell me, howcanyoubePROUDtobeanASS?

    Teresa

  36. 47

    Doctor JCH Kennedy spews:

    “Carl, I want a bigger diamond! I want a bigger house! I want a vacation! I want…….I want……….I want……..” [Hey, Terrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaa, May Carl come out and play?]

  37. 48

    Mrs. Left Foot spews:

    JCH,

    I am sure Carl would love to play with you. However he is Los Angeles watching his Dodgers play the Padres this weekend. He will be here on and off, I am sure.

    You don’t like playing with me, John? You always have so much to say and suddenly you want Carl. Unrequited love is painful, is it not, Johnny boy?

    The ring is fine, the house is fine and as you have been told we will be in Hawaii November 9-14, perhaps you can drop by the condo and have dinner with us. You know, put your hiney where your mouth is.

    I would not blame you for refusing, after the butt kicking you are getting here tonight. From, GASP!, a woman.

    Kisses,

    Teresa

  38. 49

    Mrs. Left Foot spews:

    JCH at 13

    This one is too easy, John.

    My only question would be, “WHERE is it?”.

    Johnny, it might be best for you to keep your short comings in your pants. That way when you brag, you won’t be proving yourself a liar.

    This is fun. A glass of wine, James Ingram on the stereo and you.

    Kisses,

    Teresa

  39. 50

    Mrs Left Foot spews:

    MtRainier at 6

    Nice to have a kindred spirit. ( I must admit I am not familiar with Mr. Cynical).

    Teresa