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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 5/30/25, 8:12 am

– Congratulations to Lewelyn Dixon on her release, but man. Fuck everyone involved in detaining her.

– Man, don’t stalk your ex fiancé. And, just, man drop out of the Executive race.

– Oh no, Scarecrow Video.

– Washington needs to be able to opt out of sharing so much information with anti abortion states.

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  1. 1

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 10:31 am

    Bari Weiss interviews Tapper and Thompson:

    I I think there is something to that, but our reporting, and I think you’ll see our reporting is that, I mean, there’s a reason why the debate was still so shocking. Like even to Nelly, who you said was like early on this, right? Yeah. It was still shocking how bad it had gotten behind the scenes. It was shocking to the Trump people.

    I, I think, well, okay, I think two things about it were shocking. One, how bad it was plain. Like the, that’s just like the text. But I think the meta text of why it was so shocking was all of the people that were waved off as conspiracy theorist. Yep. Right wing fever swamp people were completely right. Were a hundred percent right. They were completely right. And the people who, you know, even now, you know, you still hope they’re telling the truth. Like maybe we can trust some of what they say they were this profoundly wrong. I think that is like the, the deeper layer of the shock,

    You’d have to be a double-digit IQ moron to believe that Biden’s disastrous performance was because he had a cold.

    Which reminds me: Good morning, Welfare Queen YLB!

  2. 2

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 10:33 am

    Welfare Queen YLB still hopes that @ 1 “they’re telling the truth”.

    Because she has no other way of reaching an obvious conclusion herself.

  3. 3

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 10:34 am

    Heh..

    New legislation would ban sale-leaseback schemes and give Pennsylvania’s Attorney General authority to block bad deals threatening access to health care.

    “We must prevent the next Crozer, and we must not let private equity raid Pennsylvania’s hospitals.”

    “Private equity is a cancer in our health system that is destroying our hospitals and driving up the prices of health services for all Pennsylvanians, all while giving us worse service. It’s time that we have tools to prevent private equity from abusing our healthcare system.”

    Governor Josh Shapiro is calling on the General Assembly to pass the Health System Protection Act — newly-introduced legislation that would rein in exploitative private equity practices and give the Pennsylvania Attorney General the authority to block bad deals that threaten access to care.

    https://www.pa.gov/governor/newsroom/2025-press-releases/icymi–gov-shapiro-plan-stop-private-equity-gutting-health-care-.html

    Asked to comment, the kreepee dumbfuck of widbee babbled: “How dare he? I’m a total private equity whore. I kneepad so hard for private equity, my knees are rubbed raw on the floor and I can barely babble. Private equity makes the filthy rich even richer. It gives my life meaning while I shovel Mary Kay’s horsies’ shit.

    That filthy Joo Shapiro!”

  4. 4

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 10:37 am

    @1 Anything but higher prices and layoffs from TACO economics, yet more tax cuts for the rich and the filthy rich making life miserable for ordinary Americans.

    Gotta cold dumbfuck? A GE maybe? A boxcheck momala?

    Heh.. whaddadumbfuck…

  5. 5

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 10:42 am

    Wow 81. That’s some long record of cashing SS checks.

    https://apnews.com/article/obit-john-thrasher-florida-9aa35a427aa47696062c81bbaabf4739

    But now that’s over and dumbfuck’s 2 digit IQ babbling says that’s great for the kids. heh.

  6. 6

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 10:55 am

    LMAO.. Now dear orange pants shitting leader babbles that Leonard Leo is a lefty:

    President Donald Trump lashed out at the conservative legal movement and one of its prominent leaders, Leonard Leo, on Thursday night, blaming them for the federal court ruling that blocked most of his tariffs this week.

    “I am so disappointed in The Federalist Society because of the bad advice they gave me on numerous Judicial Nominations,” Trump wrote. “This is something that cannot be forgotten!”

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/05/30/trump-judges-leonard-leo-federalist-society/

    Next thing baldy Miller will babble more about “communist judges”.. Judges that orange pants shitter appointed. Well after baldy gets over Elmo using its wifey poo as yet another baby incubator.. Doncha luv it when they eat each other?

  7. 7

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 11:01 am

    Here come the PRICE HIKES:

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/meganeliscomb/walmart-price-hikes-may-2025

    Going viral! Welcome to TACO paradise courtesy of teh widbee dumbfuck mentality.

  8. 8

    FKA Hops spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 11:50 am

    Paramount/CBS offers $15m bribe to end 60Minutes dispute.

    Trump Administration demands $25M and explicitly says the merger approval is contingent on getting it.

    Tell us again about Hunter Biden..

  9. 9

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 11:56 am

    @ 8

    … explicitly says the merger approval is contingent on getting it.

    If this last part is explicit then you should have no problem providing a link proving it, Hops.

    It’s not about the money. It’s about the demand that CBS acknowledge that what it did was

    1. wrong
    2. was an effort to improve the national standing of a major political party candidate.

  10. 10

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 11:58 am

    Liberals should oppose a media merger. In this case they want to see the merger go through because it would mean that Donald Trump does not get his way.

    Orange Man Bad has driven you people completely batshit crazy.

  11. 11

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 12:04 pm

    Bari Weiss also declared very conclusively that Derek Chauvin was “completely innocent” because he had been trained by the MPD to kneel on wind pipes.

    And it was never true.

  12. 12

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 12:08 pm

    It’s estimated that Elmo’s MAGA DOGE cuts to USAID have already produced more than 300,000 excess deaths of children worldwide.

  13. 13

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 12:11 pm

    @ 11

    Your point notwithstanding, you do realize that all Weiss did was record Jake Tapper as he said the words I quoted from the transcript @ 1, don’t you?

    Weiss isn’t making the claim that the Democrats put forth a turnip to debate Donald Trump last June. Tapper is.

    If you don’t want to hear Tapper say those words on Weiss’ podcast, there are dozens of other interviews in which he says them. He and Thompson are on a book tour.

    QoS McHillbilly, you gonna play Whack-a-mole?

  14. 14

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 12:14 pm

    @ 12

    It’s also been “estimated” that only 4% of the food aid provided to the Palestinians reaches Palestinian civilians. The rest is stolen to fatten the Hamas assholes or to be sold to fatten the Hamas arsenals.

    Don’t believe everything you read. Especially when it’s the people losing their gravy train who are doing the “estimating”.

    The US is not the world’s food bank.

  15. 15

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 12:16 pm

    @1 Hey guys and gals, should we tell him the election is over and his side won, or let him dangle a little longer?

  16. 16

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 12:18 pm

    With the recent news that Stephen Miller’s wife has left the White House to go work for Elmo in Texass the Nazi Fucktard now has one more thing in common with Fat Hitler’s Deputy Chief of Staff.

  17. 17

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 12:18 pm

    Trump is trashing Job Corps.

    https://thehill.com/business/budget/5325826-labor-department-job-corps-centers/

    GOP senator says you don’t need health care, because you’re going to die anyway.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5325678-joni-ernst-responds-medicaid-cuts-well-were-all-going-to-die/

    Elon has a black eye; his kid punched him out.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5326203-musk-appears-in-oval-office-with-black-eye/

  18. 18

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 12:20 pm

    @ 7

    Here come the PRICE HIKES:

    Yup, dolls and left-handed fishing reels are now more expensive at Walmart than they were.

    Pretty sure those are exactly the items that the USDA uses when it calculates monthly food price changes, Welfare Queen YLB.

    Way to keep your finger on the pulse of America, girlfriend.

  19. 19

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 12:21 pm

    @ 15

    … should we tell him the election is over and his side won, or let him dangle a little longer?

    By this rationale the J6 event is no longer relevant, because Biden won the 2020 election.

  20. 20

    We don’t care we’re REPUBLICANS spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 12:32 pm

    We will not talk of this study we ordered the state University to conduct because it is NOT TRUE.

    We are Republicans. Our deeply held feelings are the only truth

    In 2023, Utah Republicans rushed through a ban on gender-affirming care for transgender youth, arguing they needed time to examine the science. Utah’s gender-affirming care ban was debated, passed, signed by the governor and took effect within days of the 2023 legislative session’s commencement, as lawmakers claimed they were just being cautious, wanting to protect kids by waiting for better evidence.

    Well, the evidence is in. And it’s not what they wanted to hear.

    We really don’t want to talk about it at all.

    The researchers analyzed 277 studies that included data on over 28,000 young people with gender dysphoria. They found that “there is virtually no regret associated with receiving the treatments, even in the very small percentages of patients who ultimately discontinued them”. Most importantly, “Patients that were seen at the gender clinic before the age of 18 had a lower risk of suicide compared to those referred as an adult”.

  21. 21

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 12:34 pm

    Gen X United States Senator Joni Ernst facing re-election next year to a state full of aging Boomers:

    Hurry the fuck up and die, already.

  22. 22

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 12:35 pm

    dolls and left-handed fishing reels are now more expensive [along with a whole lotta other shit]

    translation: ordinary americans being screwed by tax cuts for the rich and TACO economics..

    Yeah, we’ll bring it up a lot.. and teh dumbfuck will bleat “cold” about the guy who took himself out of the running.

    It’s all teh dumbfuck has left. And Tesla? Just one more quarter of worldwide boycott should do elmo in. FAFO..

  23. 23

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 12:37 pm

    it calculates monthly food price changes

    Oh yeah, the stuff not included in CORE inflation.

  24. 24

    Please don’t kill my neighbor and me. spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 12:41 pm

    When the entire party has moved beyond pretending to care about citizens.

    Senator Joni Ernst, Republican of Iowa, had a gloomy message for constituents at a town hall in Butler County, Iowa, on Friday morning: “We all are going to die.”

    Ms. Ernst was fielding questions about cuts to Medicaid that were included in the domestic policy bill working its way through Congress, when someone in the audience yelled out that the effect would be that “people are going to die.”

    “Well, we all are going to die,” Ms. Ernst responded, drawing jeers from the crowd.

    Ms. Ernst appeared taken aback by the negative response.

    That last sense is doing some pretty heavy lifting.

  25. 25

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 12:56 pm

    @ 20

    We really don’t want to talk about it at all.

    FUCK YEAH let’s talk about it.

    But first you’ll have to download the report, which is really long.

    https://le.utah.gov/AgencyRP/reportingDetail.jsp?rid=636

    Then go to the II.4.0 Conclusions section on page 914. Here you will find this:

    While gender affirming treatment showed a possibly
    protective effect in prostate cancer in transgender men and breast cancer in transgender women, there
    was an increase in some specific types of benign brain tumors. There were increased mortality risks in
    both transgender men and women treated with hormonal therapy, but more so in transgender women.
    Increase risk of mortality was consistently due to increase in suicide, non-natural causes, and HIV/AIDS.

    The good news is that if you have a prostate but you want to be seen as a girl you are less likely to die of prostate cancer, and if you have tits but want to be seen as a dude you are less likely to die of breast cancer (maybe because you had your tits surgically excised, but I digress).

    The bad news is you’re more likely to kill yourself or otherwise die of non-natural causes, or get AIDS and die from that. Or if you live through all of that maybe you get your skull cut open to excise the massive meningioma (which, BTW, has estrogen receptors) that the hormone therapy caused to grow between your left and right cerebral hemispheres if yours was the falcine type.

    So maybe the report should have concluded that if the non-binary was lucky enough to survive, he/she/it had few regrets.

    Fuck yeah. Let’s talk about it.

  26. 26

    But but but but Mental Anguish! spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 1:00 pm

    @9

    Except we’ve now seen the full transcript and the first amendment does not include the phrase “Subject to review by government prior to Publishing”

    Note the AG of California has now announced an official investigation into the extortion of a corporation based in California by the United States President.

  27. 27

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 1:05 pm

    @ 20, 25

    The last line in the report:

    We would have liked to extract data from clinical case studies and other descriptive studies.
    However, due to time constraints, the best we can do is provide those studies in the bibliography.

    So, they didn’t look at the clinical case study data.

    Isn’t it the clinical case study data that everyone should have the greatest interest in? They didn’t even look. “But hey, it’s in the bibliography, so YOU can look it up if you have the time and interest.”

    All of the authors of and contributors to the study (page xiii) are pharmacists. Who are not real doctors.

  28. 28

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 1:06 pm

    People who are fucked up in the head sexually and who are treated because they want something they were not born with end up even more fucked up.

    Just look at G-clown. He wants parents who don’t keep trying to desert him. Is there anyone more fucked up than G-clown?

    I don’t think so, either.

  29. 29

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 1:11 pm

    Paxton trailing Allred head-to-head in a new partisan poll from the Republican Senate Leadership Campaign.

  30. 30

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 1:11 pm

    Perfect timing with your The Tesla Takedown Is Working claim, QoS McHillbilly.

    Tech
    Tesla gains 22% in May as Elon Musk ends time with Trump’s DOGE

  31. 31

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 1:16 pm

    The “gold key” Trump awarded to Elon probably is painted plastic and made in China.

    https://apnews.com/article/elon-musk-donald-trump-doge-e09ac9f31cb2eb2e2d815a66cdffb7ba

  32. 32

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 1:17 pm

    Pussy @ 26 won’t admit he had no idea @ 8 what the word “explicit” means, got called out @ 9 for it, and can’t come up with an answer that will save his ass.

    So he refers to an “investigation”.

    “Explicit” shouldn’t require an investigation.

    He’s a pussy.

  33. 33

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 1:20 pm

    @30 Tesla gains 22% in May because Elon Musk ends time with Trump’s DOGE.

    ftfy

    TSLA is now down only 14.2% YTD.

  34. 34

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 1:20 pm

    @30 Tesla gains 22% in May because Elon Musk ends time with Trump’s DOGE.

    ftfy

    TSLA is now down only 14.2% YTD.

  35. 35

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 1:22 pm

    @32 Even a murder committed in a police station requires an investigation.

  36. 36

    Talcum c spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 1:23 pm

    @11

    Bari Weiss = Shaun King

    The difference is once we all realized Sean was a fraud. We stopped quoting him.

  37. 37

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 1:24 pm

    The fact a president can’t be prosecuted for crimes committed in office doesn’t mean extortion isn’t a crime anymore. It simply means Trump has immunity for his crimes, and incentive to continue committing them.

  38. 38

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 1:27 pm

    @ 36

    The difference is once we all realized Sean was a fraud. We stopped quoting him.

    Yeah, but when he quoted others you had no reason to disbelieve them. ’cause Talcum X quoted a lot of people you like.

    And there are HA libbies who won’t admit that he’s a fraud. Welfare Queen YLB, for one.

  39. 39

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 1:31 pm

    I just ran across a paper describing two trannies who had their balls cut off, took estrogen, and then developed multiple meningiomas. Meningiomas frequently express estrogen receptors and grow much more quickly when exposed to estrogen.

    One former dude came down with four of them.

  40. 40

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 1:33 pm

    @ 37

    The fact a president can’t be prosecuted for crimes committed in office…

    The last presidency proved that a president won’t be removed for advanced senility committed in office.

    Although we can sure put the hurt on his party.

  41. 41

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 1:33 pm

    37,
    Shari Redstone didn’t get any SCOTUS immunity deal.

  42. 42

    Sorry I triggered snowflake spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 1:37 pm

    @32

    Playing legal expert again?

    Tell me, why is a guy caught on a roof after winging a teleprompter next to a candidate, alleged shooter?

    Why are you still clinging to the phrase “allegations of sexual misconduct” when the judge explicitly called it ‘rape as most people would understand the word rape?’

  43. 43

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 1:39 pm

    Because they were pussies. Except for Dean Phillips.

    REPORTER: Do you want to reply to any of those reports, and also to the fact that there are some Democrats who are now questioning whether you should have run for reelection in the first place?

    BIDEN: Why didn’t they run against me then? Because I’d have beaten them

  44. 44

    Nicholas Sandmann's attorney spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 1:41 pm

    @ 42

    Why are you still clinging to the phrase “allegations of sexual misconduct” when the judge explicitly called it ‘rape as most people would understand the word rape?’

    Because ABC News knew what would happen if they stood their ground and Donald Trump’s case went to court.

  45. 45

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 1:52 pm

    HA libbies who won’t admit that he’s a fraud.

    On your orders? Fuck you fascist. How’s the outlook for inflation?

  46. 46

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 1:56 pm

    Did baldy Miller give elmo a black eye?

    I just heard ketamine use affects bladder control.

  47. 47

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 1:56 pm

    Jake Tapper at least has the capacity to learn and understand that Bari Weiss has utterly disgraced herself as a journalist by repeatedly telling sizeable lies to her audience. It’s not secret information. It’s why the NYT refused to make any attempts at keeping her around.

    So intelligent readers are bound to ask why is Tapper giving interviews to liars who defraud their audience?

    And in an age when leading “conservative” media voices admit to being in the paid employment of Russian disinformation factories, why should anyone trust either of them?

    I’m not interested in playing whackamole with greedy shitheads who sell themselves to fascism.
    I’m going full Carl Spackler.

  48. 48

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 2:09 pm

    @ 46

    I just heard ketamine use affects bladder control.

    After she squeezed out two fucked kids it surprises no one at HA to learn that Welfare Queen YLB is laser-focused on bladder control.

    She doesn’t just do her Kegels to please her husband. HA’s unserious twat can launch a ping pong ball with great accuracy, at any target within 25 feet.

  49. 49

    Random House spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 3:24 pm

    Jake Tapper learning the hard way that without a network of PACs to buy a shit ton of books to give away for free political books about the recent past don’t sell well.

    53,737 print units sold, per Circana BookScan for the first week.

    There are 9000+ public library systems in the country with multiple branches.

    So figure 40k individuals max bought a copy.

    Sales numbers that bad gets your next book delivered on spec with payment only after minimum units sold.

  50. 50

    Millennials spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 3:29 pm

    it calculates monthly food price changes

    About that. Why are my medium Haas Avocados well into harvest season $2.38 EACH at Safeway as opposed to the 2 for $3 or 4 for $5 that we saw last year? And the year before that. And the year before that.

    There goes ever buying a house..

  51. 51

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 3:39 pm

    @39 You’re what nature makes you, and nature gives some unfortunates more balls than brains.

  52. 52

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 3:40 pm

    @40 “Although we can sure put the hurt on his party.”

    By electing Fat Hitler again, and tearing up the Constitution? Yeah, I guess so. But I have a feeling there’s going to be consequences for your tribe down the road.

  53. 53

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 3:51 pm

    49,
    His biggest miscalculation was assuming that MAGAts can read.

    Perhaps the audio book may do better. But only if they can get a porn star to make the recording.

  54. 54

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 3:59 pm

    laser-focused on bladder control.

    struck a chord there.. on elmo’s chief fellator at ha.. dumbfuck is well acquainted with the flavor of ALL of elmo’s bodily fluids.

  55. 55

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 4:34 pm

    @44 Yeah, another nuisance settlement. Has anyone seen Smirking Kid driving a Maserati? I heard he’s using a skateboard for campus transportation.

  56. 56

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 4:36 pm

    @47 “So intelligent readers are bound to ask why is Tapper giving interviews to liars who defraud their audience?”

    For the same reason journalists interview Trump and attend Kreepy Karoline’s press gaggles.

  57. 57

    She wouldn’t open things during Covid. She must be punished. spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 5:24 pm

    I did watch the trial. It looked to me a little little bit of a railroad job. It looked to me like some people said some stupid things they were drinking and they said some stupid things*

    He’s talking, of course about the people convicted for trying to kidnap Michigan governor Gretchen Whitmer. How did you watch the trial there Donnie? Via rules of federal court federal trials are not televised in anyway so I watch the trial. Did you mean you watched Hannity each night talk about the trial?or maybe Laura Ingram talking about the trial? Did you have a personal assistant illegally videotape the trial so you could watch it?

    Are you lying or are you seeing now and think the episode of Matlock you watched last night was the actual trial?

    * They actually did some reconnaissance under a bridge over several days to see what to do about making police response take longer.

  58. 58

    Nelson Muntz spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 5:54 pm

    Hey “Cubans for Trump”!

    HA! HA!

  59. 59

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 6:02 pm

    That time “dementia suffering imbecile” put an openly known narcotics addict in charge of slashing non-defense government programs and a florid alcoholic in charge of the largest and most lethal military on earth.

    Yup. That was “just awful”.

  60. 60

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 6:05 pm

    Birds of a feather …

    Rudy Giuliani Chokes Up Remembering Former NYPD Commissioner Bernie Kerik

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rudy-giuliani-bernie-kerik-podcast-tribute_n_6838d961e4b00546ee53848d

  61. 61

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 6:07 pm

    55,

    My point is, I’m not picking and choosing anymore which moles to allow to furiously tunnel through and undermine the firmament of American democracy. They are moles. They make their living destroying good things. Don’t ask me to behold that destruction and admire its precision.

  62. 62

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 6:10 pm

    Doctor Dumbfuck finally has his long-sought catheter patient:

    Elon Musk used so much ketamine he wrecked his bladder: insiders

    https://www.rawstory.com/elon-musk-use-bladder/

    All the money in the world can’t give restore his bladder, but there’s a slender hope he might be able to get a used one, now that doctors have pulled off the world’s first-ever human bladder transplant:

    https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/national-international/socal-doctors-successfully-perform-worlds-first-in-human-bladder-transplant/3756140/

  63. 63

    The 60s man Peace Love Dope spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 6:33 pm

    @59.

    I’m so old I remember when “I didn’t inhale” Was thought to be an issue a party could run on

  64. 64

    FKA Hops spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 6:40 pm

    Iowa?

    They think the GOP is full of shit in Iowa?

    https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8MDbDPV/

  65. 65

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 7:15 pm

    an issue a party could run on

    Twice if memory serves.

    Both times to a level of electoral success unmatched since. And even a balanced budget, expanding global democracy, and a great big beautiful booming economy.

  66. 66

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/30/25 at 8:59 pm

    A Texas Republican legislator is someone who believes Gov. Abbott’s claim that kids dress up as cats and use litter boxes at school is true.

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MHEFbOgjrwo

    The Texas GOP is an unserious party.

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