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    “The new alternative will include a “warm hand-off” from the court to the city’s Community Resource Center, where they will be able to access resources directly. After that, if they don’t violate the law for 60 days, their charges will be dismissed.”

    Poor ol’ wypipo. They just love them some CRACKDOWN! and some GET TOUGH!.
    Until it comes time to pay for it.

    Chasing after people, arresting them for stupid bullshit, building a case, filing charges, providing them with an attorney, prosecuting them, and then finally putting them in jail and housing them for a few months all turns out to be really, really expensive shit.

    But we must not consider the cheaper and more effective alternatives.

    Because wypipo.

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    heh..

    “We’re still gathering all the facts, but it appears that Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was just struck with a syringe fired by a lone doctor while he was driving through Dallas in his motorcade,” said reporter Roger Marston. “Hold on, I’m just now getting word—oh my God. Ladies and gentleman, it’s my unfortunate duty to report that RFK Jr. has been tragically vaccinated. Our thoughts and prayers are with his wife Cheryl Hines, who will no doubt spend the next few months spoon feeding him ivermectin, injecting him in the ass with adrenochrome, and finding countless potatoes in all his socks as he tries to reverse this vicious medical miracle.”

    https://theneedling.com/2025/03/06/tragedy-strikes-after-rfk-jr-vaccinated-by-lone-doctor-on-grassy-knoll/

    A little much but badly needed these daze.

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    @1 trump voters.crave an apartheid dictatorship so much they are willing to bankrupt themselves

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    @7 So elmo stiffs its supplier.. Reminds me of an orange pos we all know and loathe..

    birds of a feather..

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    7,
    Also noteworthy in this ongoing lawsuit to force Tesla to pay its long overdue bills is the exposure of the undeniable evdience that the Gigafactory is not net zero by any conventional meaning of the term. That they’ve been importing fossil fuel into the facitility for many years. And that the company has been caught once again bamboozling their idiot fanboys with fakery, deception, and misdirection.

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    “The dissents’ positions in the end boil down to . . . fear mongering on the basis of extreme hypotheticals about a future where the President ‘feels empowered to violate federal criminal law.'”

    – Chief Justice Roberts

    Aged like clam juice in the sun in July.

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    @ 9

    Also noteworthy in this ongoing…

    effort by QoS McHillbilly to make Tesla the next Solyndra is the reality that in the 10 days since he fangirled Tesla Takedown, TSLA shares have climbed from $238 to $288.

    Not even Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit has been five bucks per share wrong for 10 days straight.

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    @ 7

    Look at p6 through p 11 of Exhibit A-1. Look at all of the identical purchase orders. They cover dates between 12/23 and 7/24.

    I wouldn’t pay dozens of invoices over seven months that reference the same purchase order number, either.

    Nice of The Independent to contact Tesla for comment 15 minutes before publishing the story, wasn’t it.

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    @13 Yeah, the S&P going up 10 trading days in a row doesn’t happen often. To make it happen, you bash the market world-ending hard, and then it crawls back a little more every day as investors watch to see if you’re going to bash it again. The reason the kind of plunge we’ve just experienced, followed by a wary recovery, happens so rarely is because other presidents don’t fuck with the market like Trump is doing. And Doctor Dumbfuck thinks this is something to brag about? Good grief!! 🤡🤡🤡

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    In today’s political news:

    Trump is begging SCOTUS to give Elon access to Doctor Dumbfuck’s personal Social Security information. Yours and mine, too. This is what I would normally call a frivolous lawsuit, but we don’t have a normal Supreme Court anymore.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/doge-social-security-supreme-court-doge_n_68152b3fe4b0c553a15ccba0?13r

    Trump’s deportation enforcer is threatening to arrest Wisconsin’s governor, who’s telling him to fuck off.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/wisconsin-gov-tony-evers-trump-arrest_n_681516b4e4b0296cd4d67627

    A federal judge has ruled that Trump’s EO against Perkins Coie “violated multiple provisions of the Constitution and ordered that it be immediately nullified.”

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-perkins-coie_n_68154a36e4b03d516aad9b8f

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    While the NAACP has objections, I don’t begrudge the $250K this Minnesota woman raised through a Xtian website after calling a 5-year-old autistic black boy a “n—” and then appealing for funds to relocated to someplace more hospitable to people like her.

    https://www.rawstory.com/shiloh-hendrix-rochester/

    I wouldn’t be surprised if a lot of that money came from neighbors anxious to see her leave.

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    @ 14

    The Trump regime plans to dole an undisclosed sum of taxpayer money to the family of Jan. 6 terrorist Ashli Babbitt.

    Lemme know when Ashli gets as much as POS Hunter Biden got from the Chinese and the Ukrainians.

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    @ 19

    “Kash Patel accused of being spotted more in nightclubs than at his job”

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit spends more time in public library rest rooms than he does reading in the public library.

    Rectal catheter maintenance and Depends changes can be time-consuming.

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    So, after DJT47 fired tens of thousands of useless federal employees, the national jobs number still increased by 177,000 in April?

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    @21 “Lemme know when Ashli gets as much from U.S. taxpayers as POS Hunter Biden got from the Chinese and the Ukrainians.”

    You do see the difference, don’t you? No, I didn’t think so.

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    @22 Was that you floating in the bowl after your mommy didn’t flush? 💩💩💩

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    House Republicans Advance Plan to Cut Federal Employee Pensions
    Republicans justified the cuts by citing a 2024 Congressional Budget Office study that compared federal and private sector employees benefits from 2022, finding that federal employees received 43% more in benefits than private sector employees. Republicans do not mention that federal employees have 10% lower wages than private sector employees, which was also outlined in the report.

    Voting for Republicans cut your pension.

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    Upcoming Price Adjustment
    We appreciate your continued support of Belwith Products.
    Due to ongoing increases in import and material costs, we are writing to inform you of a necessary price adjustment. The 24% price increase will be effective June 1st, 2025.

    Voting for Republicans made your fancy hardware more expensive.

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    Canada is rapidly reshaping its aviation ties with the US as declining travel demand, rising diplomatic tensions, and shifting consumer preferences drive major airlines—Air Canada, WestJet, Porter, and Flair—to slash routes to key U.S. cities including San Francisco, Miami, New York, and Washington. With a significant drop in both leisure and business travel from Canada to the U.S., carriers are now reallocating capacity toward Europe, where demand remains strong and political conditions are more favorable.

    In recent months, both business and leisure travel from Canada to the United States have seen a dramatic downturn. Travel from the northern border fell by 12.5% in February and a further 18% in March. Canadian business travel to the United States plummeted by 40% in the early months of 2025.

    Voting for Republicans is savaging the American tourism industry.

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    Donald J. Trump (at) realDonaldTrump
    If Kamala wins, you are 3 days away from the start of a 1929-style economic depression. If I win, you are 3 days away from the best jobs, the biggest paychecks, and the brightest economic future the world has ever seen.

    Make better choices next time

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    …five bucks per share wrong for 10 days straight.

    When the market timing expert who sold naked puts at $400 speaks, people listen look awkwardly at their phones and talk about the weather.

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    14,
    MAGA taxpayer giveaway to the family of a suspected backpack bomber.

    She was white.

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