Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week
Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:
- SNL Weekend Update: Трамп defends January 6 pardons, Musk criticized for Nazi salute
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Disgusting Tragedy Response ♬
- The Late Show: How Google Maps is changing during the Трамп administration
- Ross Childs: First interview with VP JD Vance
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп blames DEI for tragic plane crash, Kookie Kash Patel & Jimmy chats with RFK Jr. JUNIOR
- Stephen: You’re not crazy, Трамп is & Noem glams up for Bronx raid & ICE is detaining American citizens
- Michael Kosta: Трамп blames D.C. plane crash on DEI and dwarfism
- Christopher Titus: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz’s executive orders, week II:
- Seth Meyers: Трамп faces backlash after disastrous funding freeze & Bernie rips RFK Jr.
- Rachel Maddow: How Americans ended up without an FAA administrator as Трамп came into office
- Tommy Campbell: Jim Acosta QUITS CNN and BLASTS Трамп in final message
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Heil to the Chief! (The New Трамп Presidential Song) ♬
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard blames DEI Black helicopters for air disaster
- LegalEagle: Трамп broke the government AND THEN CHANGED HIS MIND (and then changed his mind AGAIN)
- Michael Kosta: RFK Jr. dodges receipts & ignores his weird past at Health Sec. confirmation hearing
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп comes to LA and rambles about fires & Musk moonlights for Germany
- Lauren Mayer: ♫ This Too Shall Pass (Like a Kidney Stone) ♬
- Stephen: Autocratic moves & Трамп’s CDC gag order & record high egg prices
- Liberal Redneck: Трамп’s insane (second) first week in office
- Jonathan Mann: ♫ DEI Pooped My Pants ♬:
- The Late Show: Трамп’s plan to lower the price of eggs
- Robert Reich: Biden built it. Трамп will claim it. Don’t let him
- Lawrence O’Donnell and Chris Hayes: the thing Трамп most wants from you—and what you can do about it
- Steve Shives: Toilet paper, sushi, and The Dotard’s war on expertise
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ As Proof of Fealty, Republican Senators Confirm Hegseth ♬
- Seth Meyers: The Dotard causes “crisis” with Denmark and Colombia, illegally purges watchdogs
- LegalEagle: Трамп’s first executive orders are a mess
- Jimmy Kimmel: RFK Jr.’s day to crazy it up, team Трамп’s big self-made mess & Newsom on The Dotard’s fake water pump
- Stephen: Caroline Kennedy says Bobby’s a predator & Bernie rips RFK Jr. over antivax onesies
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pete Hegseth Urged to Fire Pete Hegseth ♬
- SNL: Founding Fathers
- Bad Lip Reading: Inauguration 2025:
- Jon Stewart: On whether Dems’ “Трамп is a Fascist” accusations are warranted
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Not Godly, but God Awful ♬
- Stephen: White House backtracks on grant freeze & the danger of Трамп’s federal worker buyout scheme
- Michael Kosta: Трамп orders trans military ban & pardoned Jan 6ers are in legal trouble…again
- Puppet Regime: Трамп renames EVERYTHING
- SNL Weekend Update: Giselle, a concerned businesswoman, on Трамп’s executive orders
- Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп could not finish his first week as president without violating the law
- Seth Meyers: Трамп backs down amid national outcry over funding freeze that caused chaos
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп saves California with WATER, plans to build an Iron Dome & people want him on Mount Rushmore!?
- Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Coping & hoping in the time of Трамп 2.0
- Stephen: JFK, RFK, MLK files declassified & Трамп trolls Davos & Musk targets the penny
Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship
The Felon Fetish Flock:
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ MsAGA—Making Sexual Assault Great Again ♬
- Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ King of the Dorks ♬
- The Late Show: Трамп wants you to snitch on your coworkers
- Ari Melber: Shadow POTUS? Uneven Трамп overshadowed by “mighty Musk” & his many conflicts
- Steve Shives: MAGA parishioner heckles Christian pastor
- Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Elon Musk—Party in the USA ♬:
- ScaredKetchup: Elon musk’s Nazi salute explanation will change everything
- Parody Project: ♫ We Put The Dumb in Freedom ♬
- Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Leon Musk
- Parody Project: ♫ Bobby Kennedy ♬
- Steve Shives: Right-wing reporter scrambles to rationalize Fascist salute
- Tommy Campbell: Jacob Chansely BBC interview fail—“American Shaman” tries British accent
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.
The DEI Black Helicopter thing, 30 years ago it was just Black Helicopters. Although some of the latter fly around Tacoma, although easily explained. 4/160 SOAR.
Low-information dumbshits posted on Xitter (here) that the Army helicopter involved in the crash was flown by a transgender pilot (and named her).
Typical of stupid Trumper fuckwads who never fact-check anything, they didn’t know what they were talking about, or were lying. The pilot they called out, who is very much alive, called them out.
When you publicly make an ass of yourself on the internet in front of millions of people, you should feel embarrassed. But Trumpers are as incapable of feeling shame or embarrassment as they are of getting facts straight. She should smack these asswipes with a defamation lawsuit.
Hillary Clinton was right, Trumpers are a basket of deplorables.
Looks like the FBI is quietly dropping an ongoing criminal investigation of a scandal-plagued GOP congressman.
https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/federal-prosecutors-withdraw-investigation-targeting-gops-andy-ogles-rcna190197
Looks like we’re gonna be living under a corrupt regime that prosecutes innocent Democrats and doesn’t prosecute guilty Republicans. All because some people wanted cheaper eggs.