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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Roll Call: Congressional Hits and Misses of the Week

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Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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  1. 1

    Notice tge ADL was defending Musk on the Salute until he pushed it a little too far with the tweet mentioning Hess and others as a joke.

  2. 2

    Mass deportations were one of Trump’s most controversial promises. Now, the Trump administration is claiming they have begun, touting deportation flights on military aircraft and ICE’s arrest of more than 500 people on Thursday.

    But deportation flights went out all the time under the Biden administration — all that’s new here is the use of military aircraft. And 500 arrests are, essentially, a normal day for ICE, at or below their daily average during the final year of the Biden administration.

    So why am I hearing about this now? A hallmark of the first Trump administration was the president taking something that was already happening and claiming it was the result of his revolutionary leadership. That seems to be what’s happening here.

    https://www.vox.com/immigration/396845/the-logoff-mass-deportations-trump-immigration

    And Doctor Dumbfuck fell for it in the previous thread, because he’s a dumbfuck.

  5. 5

    Trump proposes ‘getting rid of FEMA’ while touring disaster areas
    “I’d like to see the states take care of disasters,” he said in North Carolina. “Let the state take care of the tornadoes and the hurricanes and all of the other things that happen.”

  8. 8

    At the height of orange harvest season in CA and FL ICE presence has caused entire crews not showing up.

    Oranges, $8lb, minute Maid $9gal.

    Somehow they’ll blame Joe Biden.

  9. 9

    Trump pardons forced birth activist Lauren Handy.

    If you’re not familiar she was arrested in 2023 for blocking and making terrorist threats against abortion clinics and syaff and sentenced to 57 months.

    Executing a warrant on her residence at the time police found the remains of 115 partial fetuses and five full that she was working with the Catholic Church to name and provide funerals.

    This is sure to bring down the price of gas.

  10. 10

    What’s so horribly wrong with immigrating to the US through legal means?

  11. 11

    President Trump’s new deportation plan is underway, using military planes to send migrants back to their home countries. These flights cost way more than regular ones used by DHS. For example, a recent flight from Texas to Guatemala cost up to $852,000, while a DHS flight for the same trip is around $8,500.

  13. 13

    It’s not that some women are stronger and more competent than men, they can’t serve in the military because they need to stay on the kitchen and be lesser status than men god damn it. I’m living proof.

  14. 14

    @10

    It’s no longer a better place to live, problem solved. Hopefully other countries will be more accepting of American immigrants. It’s a shithole to move away from now. Ireland seems so much better.

  15. 15

    Latinos for Trump – ICE is arresting and deporting immigrants, sometimes without warrants.
    Women for Trump – DEI policies rolled back
    Blacks for Trump – DEI policies rolled back
    Gays for Trump – Idaho GOP is pushing for the SC to undo the 2015 case that legalized same sex marriage.
    Muslims for Trump – Muslim Ban 2.

  16. 16

    @10 Nothing, if the immigrants are white European* and vote Republican after they’re naturalized.

    * White South African also is fine, as long as they’re rich and fascist

  17. 17

    Last night Trump fired 17 inspectors general without giving Congress the 30 days notice required by law. That looks to me like a big fat “fuck you” to the Republican Congress.

    I’m looking forward to a sweet relationship between Trump and the Republican Congress. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

  19. 19

    Visualize a bunch of burly cops decked out in police gear striding into an elementary school classroom, grabbing a little brown girl, and carrying her out in front of the other kids. Then, years later, the Jewish kid in the class writes a sequel to Elie Wiesel’s “Night” about this period of American history.

  20. 20

    The illegal firings of inspectors general at numerous agencies certainly makes it appear that Trump wants to replace them with loyalists who won’t report corruption and lawbreaking by his administration at those agencies.

  22. 22

    @10

    I don’t know.

    Maybe it’s extremely low quotas from failed governments.

    Maybe it’s hightailing it somewhere else when a civil war breaks out.

    Maybe, just maybe your parents did it to you as a toddler and now you’re 18 and just finding out you’re not from Topeka.

    Also, asylum seeking is very very legal.

  23. 23

    @17

    Grassley has already come out saying it’s illegal and the head of Inspectors General delivered a letter politely but firmly telling the executive to fuck off.

    The GOP passed law update in 2022 not only requires notification but SPECIFIC cause of dereliction or misdeed.

    Grassley described delivering it ti IGs directly without the 30 days to congress ‘criminal act’.

    Grassley. Yeah. Grassley.

  24. 24

    California Citrus Mutual: “We’re in the middle of our citrus harvesting … Yesterday about 25% of the workforce, today 75% didn’t show up.”
    71% of California Citrus Mutual’s political donations went to Republicans What did they expect? Best of luck to them.

  25. 25

    Elon warns ADF in live speech of ‘multiculturalism that dilutes everything” the aryan race.

  27. 27

    Gonna get it solved on day one. By setting up trains to take them away. Wait no, March them there under threat of execution.

    President Trump says Palestinians in Gaza should be relocated.

    “I’d like Egypt to take people. I’d like Jordan to take people,” he tells reporters.”We just clean out that whole thing.”

  28. 28

    @27 Maybe he read up on how the Turks marched the Armenians into the desert without food or water and thought, “Hey, that worked.”

  29. 29

    @25 Translation: Let’s forget the Holocaust, let Germans be Germans, and make Aryans great again.

    It also kinda looks like Elon may be shopping for a new home in case he gets run out of the U.S. Maybe Tesla will end up as a German automaker.

  31. 31

    Corey Lewandowski is as dumb as ever:

    Some really smart congressman should go and say, ‘Donald Trump’s face on Mount Rushmore. Ok? What are we waiting on?

    https://www.rawstory.com/mount-rushmore-2670991672/

    No thanks, we already have a Stone Mountain monument to apartheid, and that’s one too many.

    P.S., what can be chiseled into rock, can be blown up.

  32. 32

    The richest man in the world is reportedly being “frozen out” of the West Wing …. “The ‘ice maiden’ at the heart of the Trump administration has won her first big battle this week — denying Elon Musk a permanent base in the West Wing of the White House.

    https://www.rawstory.com/trump-kicked-elon-out-wiles/

    Well, that didn’t take long. I figured Elon wouldn’t last the month. As it turns out, he didn’t last a week.

    P.S., thanks for the $270 million, sucker.

  33. 33

    @32 This reminds me a little bit of how German industrialists backed Hitler believing they could control him. It was the other way around.

  34. 34

    I think California should seriously consider adopting a voter ID law in exchange for disaster relief. Think of the advantageous position this puts Democrats in when it’s their turn to demand voting concessions in exchange for disaster aid.

    Trading a voter ID law in one blue state for voting rights, redistricting, and ending voter suppression in two red dozen states is a deal Democrats should take.

    Of course Republicans won’t want to keep up their end of the bargain, but a deal is a deal, and they established the precedent: No voting law changes, no federal money.

  36. 36

    Yes.
    It’s more than a little awkward for me that as it turns out Elon is being cancelled for being a Nazi by Trump.

    I’m not sure what to do with that. I probably should have sold my Tesla back in December when I was finally back to zero.

  38. 38

    Trump issued 25% tariffs against Colombia and will rise them to 50% tariffs in one week.
    That will lower coffee prices!

  39. 39

    Middle TN communities blindsided by corporations suddenly shutting down plants, distribution centers
    Republicans raise tariffs and thus shut down domestic production facilities.
    Look what Republicans did!!
    Is this part of the make eggs cheaper plan?

  40. 40

    @38 Colombian drug kingpins must now pay tariffs on cocaine smuggled into the U.S., but unless they do so voluntarily, it’s hard for me to see how that will be enforced.,

  42. 42

    Elon Musk’s “move on” rhetoric should be seen for what it is: “soft” Holocaust denial.

    Overt Holocaust denial is illegal in Germany, so “move on” is a sly maneuver to bury the Holocaust without running afoul of that law.

    Don’t tell me the world’s richest man, the guy behind Tesla and SpaceX, doesn’t know what he’s doing. Musk is a Holocaust denier.

  46. 46

    Little brown kids are low-hanging fruit, so ICE agents decked out in SWAT gear will soon be kicking down elementary classroom doors. It matters not whether the kids are citizens. The quota must be met.

  47. 47

    I hear the Columbian tariffs are going to double the price of roses this Valentine’s Day.

    It’s cool, tho. She asked for scented anal lube instead.

  50. 50

    So Mel Gibson is happy that “daddy” pants shitter is gonna take its “belt off”.

    Mel Gibson is not only the producer/director of the troll’s fav torture porn movie featuring an interminably boring Q-anon believer who played jeebus in the torture born flick and a “hero” later exposed as a sex abuser.

    Mel can’t help be a “hero” to our trolls:

    https://www.npr.org/2010/07/12/128470526/apparent-gibson-tapes-reveal-violent-racist-rants

    It’s on tape.

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