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The Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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  2. 2

    Boxcheck Momala, similarly, holds little value.

    Call With Harris Struggles to Reassure Major Democratic Donors
    On a call, Vice President Kamala Harris told about 300 donors that there was little to worry about. Several listeners said they found the call to have little value.

    “Not surprisingly, there was no news generated on this call, and instead, it was a pitch for donors to continue to invest in groups on the ground who are working to defeat Donald Trump,” read an email from Corridor Partners, which advises donors focused on climate issues. “The vice president spoke very briefly and encouraged us all to keep working hard to win in November.”

    The email, which was viewed by The New York Times, added, “The call was not productive, and we wanted to apologize to each of you who joined for sharing that invitation.”

    Well, at least Team Bi-Done is causing donors to make good use of their time, now that it’s lied them into wasting the money they’ve already donated.

    Still, after Ms. Harris stopped speaking, according to three listeners, one participant who was unmuted could be overheard calling the entire call “ludicrous.”

  3. 3

    The man who saved you from John McCain helped give you a second term of Donald Trump.

    Peter Baker
    @peterbakernyt
    Obama’s unseen but clearly felt presence has brought a Shakespearean quality to the drama now playing out. One former aide at last month’s Hollywood fundraiser said Obama seemed shaken by how much Biden had aged and appeared disoriented.
    Quote
    Peter Baker
    @peterbakernyt
    ·
    15h
    Sick with Covid and abandoned by allies, Biden is fuming at his beach house, resentful of what he sees as an orchestrated campaign to drive him out and bitter toward some he once considered close, including Obama. ⁦@shearm⁩ ⁦@katierogers⁩ https://nytimes.com/2024/07/19/us/politics/biden-drop-out-2024-election.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&sgrp=c-cb
    7:56 PM · Jul 19, 2024

    And then Barack allowed his office to lie about Biden’s cognitive state.
    ·

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    Didn’t it used to be the running mate was supposed to bring something to the ticket?

    jackass dickhead vance brings the fascism of peter thiel.

  6. 6

    What will Democrats lose because @ 3 of Obama this time around?

    Every president sees his party lose hundreds of positions — it’s the price a party holding the White House pays — but no president has come close to Obama. During Obama’s eight years in office, the Democrats have lost more House, Senate, state legislative and governors seats than under any other president.

    When Obama took office, there were 60 Democratic senators; now there are 46. The number of House seats held by Democrats has shrunk from 257 to 188.

    There are now nine fewer Democratic governors than in 2009. Democrats currently hold fewer elected offices nationwide than at any time since the 1920s.

  7. 7

    It looks as if the Democratic fever has broken. The party and the campaign can use the convention to heal some of the wounds and reset the conversation and the focus on looking forward again at working to defeat MAGA.

    And one very important message that ought to be emphasized at the convention and in every conversation is that Democrats have one secret weapon that defeats Republicans every time regardless of George Clooney or billionaire tech-bros.

    Turnout.

    Turnout beats Republicans.
    Turnout is MAGA Kryptonite.

  9. 9

    Germany honoring the failed coup of 20 July 1944 . If only Stauffenberg had time to add the second brick of plastic explosives he had. Although I wonder if they had succeeded, would Roosevelt and Churchill have accepted the Surrender from the plotters. I tend to lean towards no. We had an agreement, no senate peace with the Germans, plus another incident where British Intelligence worked with alleged German traitors that turned out to be a Gestapo trap.

    https://www.dw.com/en/germanys-scholz-commemorates-valkyrie-plot-against-hitler/a-69721201?

  10. 10

    World War I led directly to World War II.

    Woodrow Wilson had NO BUSINESS getting the US involved in World War I. He knew the Lusitania was a valid military target* when it departed US shores with over 1,100 American citizens on board. Wilson used them as ploy to get the US involved in a European war. In short, he killed Americans for his ego and the US Empire.

    (*Sometime in the past few decades, there was actually an exploration of the wreckage of the Lusitania. The ship was loaded with war matériels for Britain to use against the Imperial German Empire.)

  11. 11

    13)Saw a docudrama where Captain Turner admitted to a crew member that they had the munitions aboard, although the movie did take a few artistic licenses. Specifically someone on the U-Boat refusing to relay the firing order to the Torpedo Room.

  13. 13

    [NOTE to Vicious Tro11: Your name is too easily confused with Vicious Troll. Cease causing confusion or you will be prohibited from posting. I’ve changed your name to make it clearer that you are not Vicious Troll — Darryl]

    My party strongly supports the repeal of the 19th Amendment.

    Once we restore the traditional legal definition of family (that being a legal marital union between one biological man and one biological woman), then the franchise should be allocated to families only. One family gets one vote. Singles should not get to vote. Once a legal family has been formed and licensed, then that family vote should exist in perpetuity until both marital partners are deceased. And divorce shall not be allowed to dissolve any legal family union. If one of the marital partners should abandon the union then the family vote will reside with the remaining partner.

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    @12 The Lusitania had munitions on board. Therefore both Wilson and the Germans knew it had munitions on board. Therefore Wilson wanted the Germans to torpedo it. Therefore the Germans torpedoed it because they knew Wilson wanted America to come into the war. Therefore Wilson waited nearly two more years to seek a declaration of war against Germany.

    Great chain of logic there, Ace.

  15. 15

    @14 “Who is actually buying these houses”

    The highest bidders. Obviously, someone can afford those prices, otherwise the prices would come down to where someone could.

  16. 16

    Explorers of the Lusitania wreck found 15,000 rounds of .303 ammo, roughly how much ammo a typical January 6 Martyr™ kept with his bottled water, MREs, and bugout bag in his basement fallout shelter before he went to prison. That’s a casus belli if there ever was one.

  17. 17

    A “bullet wound” that required no closure and only occasionally requires a dressing.

    A “Divine Miracle” indeed.

  18. 18

    Jesus fuck! I go away for awhile and I totally miss out on the dumbfuck Nazi coward having a breakdown.

    WTF did you guys do to him?

  19. 19

    18,
    Apparently Grindr crashed this past week because of the massive traffic surge in Wisconsin.

    Maybe that did him in.

  22. 22

    McCain RNC speech in 2008 39 million viewers.

    Trump 2016 RNC speech 32 million viewers.

    Trump 2024 RNC speech 20 million.

  24. 24

    I haven’t read the 900-page Project 2025 tome, just news accounts of it. Saw in Barrons today they advocate tariffs and the gold standard, the two biggest causes of the Great Depression. These conservative dumbshits haven’t learned a thing from the last 100 years of history.

    Asserting political control over the Federal Reserve and forcing it to lower interest rates (whether that’s a good idea or not), more tax cuts, and increased deficits are on the Trump agenda, too. Every single one of which is inflationary.

    Republicans are confident of victory in November. Wall Street believes Trump is a shoo-in, too. And maybe they’re right. Maybe these idiots will sweep to power, and then proceed to wreck the economy.

    Think they’ll learn anything from it? Nah. Think Republican voters will? Nope. But the rest of the country will, and it’ll be 20 years before the GOP elects anybody again.

  25. 25

    If the economy can’t grow more than the money supply, and the money supply can’t grow more than the gold supply, and the population outgrows the gold supply …

  26. 26

    Trump wants Taiwan to pay for its defense. Taiwan produces 80% of the world’s advanced chips. Tax exports of those chips. Problem solved.

    Then the U.S. and China will pay for Taiwan’s defense. Alternatively, Trump could let China seize Taiwan and its chip fabs, then China will sell us the chips, and we’ll pay for the war that could have been deterred by defending Taiwan.

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    26)Just recently, Taiwan had submarines that needed a volunteer from a San Francisco museum to maintain the WW2 Vintage Torpedo Data Computer.

  30. 30

    Also rejected, until shadow president Donald Trump forced its hand on Monday: Secret Service protection for RFK, Jr. ’cause don’t know much about history.

    Clay Travis
    @ClayTravis
    ·
    The @washingtonpost reports the secret service repeatedly rejected requests from Trump’s team for more security prior to the assassination attempt last week. Every detail makes this story worse.
    washingtonpost.com
    Secret Service said to have denied requests for more security at Trump events
    Top officials rejected requests from Trump’s security detail for more manpower and gear at events before attempted assassination, people familiar with the asks said.
    6:58 PM · Jul 20, 2024

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    @ 27

    Trump wants to fire government workers…

    Which differentiates him from Bi-Done’s approach to government workers who don’t do their jobs. Case in point: very sketchy report that Cheatle will resign tomorrow.

    ’cause it would look bad if Bi-Done fired her. Just like it would look bad if Bi-Done fired the black man who just stopped showing up for work and didn’t tell anyone.

  32. 32

    Beware of assholes @ 22. with self-important user names who don’t share links.

    Trump 2024 RNC speech 20 million.

    Viewership on Thursday peaked at 28.4 million from 10:45 – 11:00pm ET, Nielsen said. That’s when Trump recounted the assassination attempt against him Saturday evening from his point of view.
    …
    While Nielsen includes data in its tally from those streaming the event on live TV, it does not include viewership data from those who may have watched the program on smaller devices or that tuned in via clips on social media.

    https://www.axios.com/2024/07/19/trump-rnc-speech-tv-viewership

    He’s rarely correct or anywhere close to it, but his lies distract from the ones the DNC has been telling you about Bi-Done’s cognitive state and “stutter”.

  33. 33

    Trump’s lead in MI is outside the margin of fraud.

    Michigan: Trump vs. Biden
    Detroit Free Press/EPIC-MRA
    Trump 49, Biden 42
    Trump
    7
    Michigan: Trump vs. Biden vs. Kennedy vs. West vs. Stein
    Detroit Free Press/EPIC-MRA
    Trump 43, Biden 36, Kennedy 8, West 2, Stein 2
    Trump
    7

    Fun fact: Michigan shares a border with Ohio, whose junior senator was just picked to be Trump’s running mate.

    Fun fact # 2: So does Pennsylvania.

  34. 34

    Pit. bull.

    JD Vance
    @JDVance1
    If Joe Biden doesn’t have the cognitive function to run for re-election, then he certainly doesn’t have the cognitive function to remain as Commander-In-Chief.

    How can any Dem pushing him to drop out of the presidential race, argue in good faith that he should stay on as POTUS?
    2:21 PM · Jul 19, 2024

  35. 35

    Bi-Done’s administration looking worser and worser.

    “There’s an untrue assertion that a member of the former president’s team requested additional resources and that those were rebuffed,” Anthony Guglielmi, a spokesman for the Secret Service, said last Sunday, the day after the shooting.
    […]
    On Saturday, Mr. Guglielmi acknowledged that the Secret Service had turned down some requests for additional federal security assets for Mr. Trump’s detail. Two people briefed on the matter, who spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak publicly, confirmed that the Trump campaign had been seeking additional resources for the better part of the time that Mr. Trump had been out of office.

    This level of government incompetence makes it easy to explain the Katrina response and 9/11.

  36. 36

    Here’s Welfare Queen YLB being interviewed:

    Libs of TikTok
    @libsoftiktok
    “It’s a shame the person [sh**ter] missed”

    *Next breath*

    “I’m scared of political violence”

    These peope are legit insane
    From
    Timcast News
    3:36 AM · Jul 16, 2024

    Such an unserious twat is our precious Welfare Queen YLB.

  37. 37

    The Hill opinion writer goes Draft Hillary:

    The strongest argument against replacing President Joe Biden as the 2024 Democratic nominee is the notion that no suitable successor exists. But there is, and not just a good one but one of the most qualified people ever to run for the office: Hillary Rodham Clinton.

    It’s what I’d do if I was a DNC bigwig. Democrats cannot be serious about running Bi-Done or Boxcheck Momala.

    Can they?

  38. 38

    Kerry-esque reporting from NYT:

    Maggie Haberman
    @maggieNYT
    NEWS: Confirming WaPo reporting, USSS acknowledges it did turn down requests for additional resources from the Trump team in recent years, a flip-flop from last weekend’s claim otherwise
    @KannoYoungs
    me
    From nytimes.com
    10:41 PM · Jul 20, 2024

    Meanwhile, Welfare Queen YLB continues to maintain that Bi-Done simply had a wee bit of a cold on debate night. Midrange double-digit IQ will do that to a person.

  39. 39

    @37,
    That’s what Leo DeCaprio and I were asking ourselves over Vermouth spritzers and chilled oysters on the cliff side Piazza at one of my villas in Italy.

  40. 40

    @ 33

    Trump leads Bi-Done 46-44 in Detroit.

    Motown is 77.4% black. Trump leads in Motown.

  41. 41

    By blowing up the Democratic nomination I’ve helped bring unity to our fractured nation.

    Thank me later when Unity President Trump makes me ambassador to Greece or maybe Albania.

  42. 42

    Larger than life. [Yesterday’s full arena at the Trump/Vance rally in Grand Rapids, MI.]

    Daniel Baldwin
    @baldwin_daniel_
    ·
    Packed house.

    The Trump Special.
    0:05 / 0:09
    4:40 PM · Jul 20, 2024
    from Michigan, USA

    Say, what was Bi-Done doing on the campaign trail yesterday?

  43. 43

    Bi-Done: “Just look at my record.”

    Nancy:

    “Elections are not about rewarding you for what you have done, they’re about what you’re going to do next,” Pelosi said.

  45. 45

    Who triggered the dumbfuck Nazi coward? He seems to have awakened this morning with HA stewing in what little is left of his shriveled mind.

  48. 48

    they’re about what you’re going to do next

    More of the same please Joe..

    In recent weeks, fast-food chains have been slashing prices left and right, first with the Burger King $5 Your Way Meal in mid-June. Then came the McDonald’s $5 Meal Deal, also available for a limited time. Not to be outdone, Taco Bell joined the fray with its $7 Luxe Cravings Box. Seemingly every chain is trying to undercut its competitors….

    It’s not just fast food, either. Big-box stores such as Walmart and Target also slashed prices this summer to lure back shoppers. The president, who apparently thinks greedflation is a winning political message, has tried to take credit for these discounts. The White House has said retailers are “answering the call” from Biden to “give families more breathing room…

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/07/15/value-menu-wars-fast-food-inflation/

    Joe Biden, the great greed-DEflator..

    Personally I avoid fast junk food. Have only darkened the doors of Walmart and Target a handful of times.

  49. 49

    they’re about what you’re going to do next

    Hopefully lots more shooting because it’s so patriotic and America needs more patriotism.

  50. 50

    declining cognition will do that

    Having been gone for awhile, the troll’s cognitive decline is quite apparent to me, I first noticed it when I was rummaging through the archives but now it seems to be accelerating.

  51. 51

    @ 47

    Getting shot at is patriotic.
    More shooting is more patriotic.

    Trump took a bullet whilst Bi-Done took a nap.

    No more dough until no more Joe.

  52. 52

    At first I dismissed Mary-Kay as a lie told by a lonely POS who no woman would ever fuck. Now I suspect she might be real and that the dumbfuck Nazi coward hides his real political views from her which leads to outbursts such as we saw this morning.

    Whatever is going on with him, the decline is quite real. If he wasn’t a dumbfuck Nazi coward and a traitor to his country, I might feel sad for his plight. But since he is those awful things and more, I take great pleasure in witnessing it.

  53. 53

    At first I dismissed Mary-Kay as a lie

    As real as the discarded NICU nurse….

    McSame dumped its disfigured in a car wreck first wife (for whom Ross Perot paid for rehab) for a younger, prettier and RICHER model..

    Kreepshit?. lmao…

  55. 55

    “It’s a shame the person [sh**ter] missed”

    drumpf is always “on target”.. from its asshole into its diaper..

    “I’m scared of political violence“

    Myself I’d avoid getting a whiff of that stink…

    Brown-nosing that orange tinted fascist freek is for the kreepshits of the world..

  56. 56

    Kreepshit?

    He lacks McSame’s moves and agility.

    And McSame is dead.

  58. 58

    Some cold, heh

    Yep…

    Next pandemic could “cure” magat fascism. Mass injections of bleach.

    Let’s bow our heads in remembrance of “serious” Herman Cain and his 999 plan.. As “serious” as the day he cheered drumpf w/ the rest of the “serious” magats at that rally.

  60. 60

    Will Pelosi at least wipe the shiv

    Nancy is “serious” indeed.. She got every repuke to dance to “pre-existing conditions”..

    Loved that..

    Ok Biden has bowed out..

    I’ll vote for a fucking corpse any day over that orange tinted fascist pos..

  61. 61

    The wife came into the room..

    “Guess what???”

    “drumpf is dead???”

    Dang it!

  62. 62

    Biden dropping out took the wind out of kreepshit’s sails..

    It’ll amp up quite nicely for…

    “that black b*t*h”…. “that ‘unserious’ tw*t”.. “that dumb c*nt”..

    Can’t wait for it to advocate so well for the klownservatic repuke perspective..

    makes our point every day… thank you for your service kreepshit.. you keep being you.. lmao..

  63. 63

    “If Joe Biden can’t run for reelection, he is unable and unfit to serve as President of the United States. He must immediately resign,” she said in a statement.

    GFY you shameless drumpf lickbutt…

    Whatever Joe’s faults… he loves his country.. his degen repuke opponents love only power.. and especially munee..

    just look at kreepshit..

    Joe will do what’s best to keep that fascist shit at bay…

  64. 64

    60,
    He should resign immediately.

    The debate should focus on choosing Vice President Harris’ running mate. She should be getting sworn in to tonight.

    But that won’t happen. Which is how we know that this is nothing more than a power play by wealthy billionaires and shy-Trumpers to force their preferences on Democrats.

    Go to mobilize.us right now and sign up to text-to-turnout

    https://www.mobilize.us/ft6/event/405150/

  66. 66

    64)If that happened, needs to fill the VP Slot immediately, and need both houses for that.

  68. 68

    63,

    She’s absolutely right. So President Biden has two choices, depending upon if what she is saying is true or not.

    If he really is not “fit” enough to campaign then he surely is not fit enough to serve, and he must resign. In fact, it is the duty of the Vice President to exercise the procedures under the 25th Amendment to force him to step down.

    But if he is in fact fit enough to serve, then by definition he is fit enough to campaign and he is agreeing to step down for other reasons. He must tell the people who elected him what those reasons are.

  69. 69

    No wait, it was jet lag!

    Who said anything about jet lag?

    Not yours truly..

    try to keep up little maxpuddle… oh who am i kidding? a Dori fan boi keep up?? lmao..

  70. 70

    He must tell the people who elected him what those reasons are.

    The most obvious to me is that numbers say he can’t win. The next question is why?

    His age and his performance in high stakes tests like those dubious “debates”..

    Ok his age must mean he can’t “walk and chew gum” as well.. He can still serve the country..

    Too much is at stake… we’re talking fascism here.. He should stay in as long as he’s able…

    But turning it over to Kamala would be ok too… if feasible..

    oh yeah… fuck those degen repuke assholes piling on..

  71. 71

    Donald Trump is now the oldest nominee in U.S. history.

    He is incredibly old. He’s quite feeble, needs constant assistance, and can’t remember basic facts and dates, even facts and dates about himself and his immediate family.

    He’s had COVID several times and almost dies from it. Then he was shot down by a MAGA gunman just a week ago and pissed himself in front of an audience. He’s nearly eighty years old suffering from morbid obesity.

    He really should step aside for the good of the country.

  72. 72

    @71 Heh.. he won’t survive till November..

    which means.. Oh shit.. imagine Peter Thiel running the country..

    that degen 2025 plan would be implemented by Viktor Orban..

  73. 73

    I’m still living rent free in YLBs head.

    Planning on moving out though….this place is a real shit hole.

  74. 74

    The most obvious to me is that numbers say he can’t win.

    So polling numbers are the determining factor?

    Will that be true going forward?
    Will Democrats now commit to ignoring the primary results and instead rely on media surveys of a few hundred modeled LVs?

    These questions needed to be answered before this announcement was made. If it really is his choice, and his reason is simply “polls” then it is not a complete or transparent enough answer. It needs to include whatever other “polls” he has that show some other candidate performing better. And it needs to include a realistic process describing how the party gets to that other candidate.

    As it stands right now the delegates are unbound and up for grabs. And the rank-and-file voters are cut out of the process. Even a Village Idiot knows what that means.

  75. 75

    So….first time in history that a sitting president drops out of a reelection race because of a “head cold”!?

    And….Kamala Harris??? Hahahhahahahahjahahahhahahjahaha

  76. 76

    I’m still living rent free

    lmao.. you’re dead dude.. you have only yourself to blame.. whine about Seattle all you want.. from the fucking dirt nap..

    leaving your wife and kids like that.. hope you put some shit aside for them..

    your fan bois like liddle maxpuddle will “kreep the flame alive”.. heh..

    some “life”..

  77. 77

    @ 64

    He can’t resign without pardoning his POS son Hunter, and he can’t pardon that worthless, corrupt POS without murdering each and every member of his party.

    Ergo he can’t resign until November 5.

    Your move.

  78. 78

    Trump survives getting shot in an assassination attempt and is back campaigning the next day

    Biden drops out of race from a “head cold”
    Or was it jet lag?

  79. 79

    So….first time in history that a sitting president drops out of a reelection race because of a “head cold”!?

    yawwwn… that’s what monson fan bois like liddle maxpuddle and kreepee degen trolls like kreepshit bleat..

    More serious people look at polling and what serious donors are saying and doing.

  80. 80

    And the rank-and-file voters are cut out of the process.

    They’ll follow Joe’s lead.. they know what’s at stake.

    An orange tinted lying and grifting asswipe and its fascist Peter Thiel boosted toadie who bleats that Viktor Orban is a role model?

    C’mon man!

  82. 82

    We should remember that LBJ bowed out with approval numbers in the tank.. his health wasn’t good.. he had those albatrosses around his neck: an unpopular war and civil unrest..

    He was even worse off than Joe as far as support from the rank and file.

    Humphrey was an uninspiring alternative.

    The parallels are disturbing. And Tricky Dick was a New Deal Dem (with a helping of fascism) compared to the orange asswipe today.

  86. 86

    @31 “Which differentiates him from Bi-Done’s approach to government workers who don’t do their jobs.”

    Tired old GOP bullshit that government workers are lazy and unproductive. If they don’t do anything, why is it so necessary to get rid of them? It’s precisely because they’re effective that Republicans want them gone.

    By the way, there’s a shortage of Secret Service agents, dumbass. Because private security firms poach them away with much higher salaries. So they can only allocate so many to a candidate, and with two three septuagenarians and their large extended families to protect, there’s not enough to go around. So they ration the supply.

  87. 87

    All of Dumbfuck’s bleating posts about polls just became meaningless. It’s an entirely new race.

  88. 88

    just became meaningless.

    ashes unto ashes… just like noun, verb, antifa, chicago, blah, blah..

  89. 89

    @77 He won’t pardon his son because that would be nepotism and the wrong thing to do. Which you don’t understand because both are alien concepts to you and your ilk.

  90. 90

    @89 Everyone expects him to do so if the Dems tank it in November..

    And even if they succeed wildly or half so, why not?

    A ginned up gun charge and untimely payment of taxes that comes nowhere close to what drumpf got away with? Pardoning his son for political persecution is nothing to be ashamed of..

    Here’s something to be ashamed of: covering for a murderous butchering despot in Saudi Arabia and getting a 2 billion dollar float in return.

    The pardoning of Nixon for all its crimes? But if the President does it, it’s by definition NOT illegal.. utterly shameful..

  92. 92

    Even more substance abuse in The Biden Crime Family.

    Nancy Cordes
    @nancycordes
    Frank Biden told @cbsnews that his brother’s health, “in my humble opinion absolutely” contributed to his decision to bow out. But source close to Biden fam says “Frank Biden suffers from alcoholism and hasn’t spoken to his brother in weeks. What he said…is completely untrue.”
    7:13 PM · Jul 21, 2024

  96. 96

    Joe, you did such a good job! You answered every question and you knew all the facts!

  97. 97

    And you won’t find me on any of Epstein’s secret recordings raping any pre-teens either.

  99. 99

    Largest single fundraising day of the entire 2024 cycle (so far)!
    And all of it ActBlue grassroots donors.

    Watch this space: 🟩

  102. 102

    @96,

    Know what else?

    Not only do I have complete immunity from being even investigated for my official acts, but as of this morning I no longer answer to the voters.

    Pretty cool.

  104. 104

    Credit to Boxcheck Momala for her acknowledgement that so far she has not earned jack shit.

    Kamala Harris
    @KamalaHarris
    On behalf of the American people, I thank Joe Biden for his extraordinary leadership as President of the United States and for his decades of service to our country.

    I am honored to have the President’s endorsement and my intention is to earn and win this nomination.
    4:31 PM · Jul 21, 2024
    ·

  105. 105

    @ 102

    … as of this morning I no longer answer to the voters.

    As of tomorrow morning he will no longer remember the name of his POS son.

    As of Monday morning next week he will no longer be able to tell DOCTOR Jill if his Depends needs to be changed.

  107. 107

    184 out of 286 Congressional Democrats or Democratic Governors are now on team Box Check.

    Keep watching this space 🟩

  108. 108

    Part of POS Hunter Biden’s statement yesterday:

    He is unique in public life today, in that there is no distance between Joe Biden the man and Joe Biden the public servant of the last 54 years.

    POS Hunter is quite correct. The public servant Bi-Done corruptly enriched The Biden Crime Family at taxpayer expense for at least the last 12 of those years.

  109. 109

    Um, guys (and Welfare Queen YLB)?

    When do Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama intend to endorse Boxcheck Momala? Will it be before the convention? ’cause I doubt they’ll have a reason to afterward.

  110. 110

    It’s 9 a.m. on the East coast. Others yet to endorse Boxcheck Momala:

    Chuck Schumer

    Hakeem Jeffries

  111. 111

    Academic researchers are discovering that nearly all AI LLMs (chatbots) are unable to meaningfully process rapid real time developments in political events as they occur.

    Having spent a good percentage of the last four years mocking Hillary Clinton, our army of “advanced” AI chat bots are just now working their best material about Joe Biden into a tight 15 minute set.

    This is an outrage.
    We are going to sue.
    After our lawsuits are dismissed we will grab guns and try to overturn the election.

  112. 112

    When do Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama intend to endorse Boxcheck Momala?

    At the convention.

  116. 116

    He’s busy preparing his second-ballot campaign.

    Ashley Zavala
    @ZavalaA
    JUST IN: Gov. Newsom cancels his appearance at U.S. Ninth Circuit judicial conference scheduled in Sacramento tomorrow.

    No reason provided by organizers of the event, waiting to hear back from his office.
    Last edited
    3:11 PM · Jul 21, 2024
    ·

  117. 117

    @ 116

    I was wrong. Gavin Newsom is preparing to be #CrookedHillary’s running mate.

    UPDATED 8:11 PM EDT July 21, 2024: Sources tell RedState that Gavin Newsom has cancelled all appointments for the next 2-3 days in addition to cancelling Monday’s speech at the Ninth Circuit judicial conference. According to these sources, Newsom will be working with Bill and Hillary Clinton on a plan for Hillary win the nomination during the open convention.

  119. 119

    She’s a black woman.

    It simply goes without saying that she’s a whore whose only qualifications are for cock sucking and cleaning my toilets.

  120. 120

    Look, women are just unqualified in things like business and politics. Period. That’s just how it is. And all women in business or politics use sex. I should know. I’m a huge celebrity and a very successful business man. Ambitious, slutty women have been throwing themselves at me since The 1970s. They are all sluts and whores. That’s just how it is. And personally I’m okay with it. I really enjoy it actually.

    And the blacks may have come a long way in our great country. We whites have all been forced to sacrifice a lot for them to help them get out of the ghetto. And a few of them are really pretty good. But a few good ones doesn’t change all of them overnight. These are still a people raised in garbage communities by garbage people. They can’t control themselves. None of them work. They drink too much and they go wild like savages because that’s just how they were raised.

    So you take a black woman and you’ve got a real problem. A real disaster in any situation. America just can’t afford to even think about having a lazy, crazy, unqualified slut as president.

  121. 121

    @ 112-115

    When do Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama intend to endorse Boxcheck Momala?

    At the convention. … Yup. Same. … Me too. … Sounds good to me too.

    That’s not how any of this is supposed to work.

  122. 122

    I loved the way Democrats let Bi-Done twist in the wind for months in 2020 by waiting until the virtual DNC convention to endorse him and thereby end intra-party strife during the primary.

    It’s clearly the way to go this time around, as well. So say the party savants @ 112-115.

  123. 123

    Manchin gets in an early shiv into Boxcheck Momala’s unprotected flank.

    “It’s a new generation, you don’t want a 76-year-old vice president right now,” he said. He later added: “I haven’t worked with Kamala at all.”

    Though he won’t run against Harris, he said he hopes other candidates are considered for the top role.

    “I think a lot of people would like to see a mini primary,” Manchin said in his CBS interview. “That’s the process — find out if you have the strongest candidate, whether it could be Kamala or whoever else.”

    Manchin added that he thinks Harris is too far left and hopes that she will move toward the middle.

    All of Boxcheck Momala’s flanks are unprotected. Just ask Tulsi Gabbard.

  125. 125

    This will never go away. Ever.

    The🐰FOO
    @PolitiBunny
    I feel compelled to share this once again …

    There’s a reason Obama hasn’t endorsed her.
    From
    The Redheaded libertarian
    5:43 PM · Jul 21, 2024
    ·

  127. 127

    Well, this is not starting out well at all.

    Georgia: Trump vs. Harris
    Atlanta Journal-Constitution
    Trump 51, Harris 46
    Trump
    +5

    Don’t these people know that Boxcheck Momala has the Fat Cow Stamp Of Approval?

    Stacey Abrams
    @staceyabrams
    I’ve known Vice President Kamala Harris for a long time.

    She’s a tenacious fighter, a champion for our rights & defender of our democracy. United, she will lead us as we defeat Donald Trump this November.

    I am proud to endorse Vice President Kamala Harris as our Democratic nominee. Let’s go!
    6:54 PM · Jul 21, 2024

  128. 128

    Too far unserious, too.

    Ed O’Keefe
    @edokeefe
    NEW:
    @Sen_JoeManchin tells @CBSMornings: “I am not running for office” but says he’s concerned there isn’t going to be a contest to pick a new nominee. Calls for a “vigorous, maybe three week process.”

    When asked by
    @GayleKing if @KamalaHarris is “too far left,” Manchin says, “Absolutely.”
    7:35 AM · Jul 22, 2024

  129. 129

    The thing is, everything aimed at Trump was done so with a Welfare Queen YLB level of seriousness.

    ALX 🇺🇸
    @alx

    Donald Trump was:

    -Impeached
    -Banned from all social media
    -Threatened with ballot removal
    -Indicted
    -Arrested
    -Convicted
    -Shot

    And Joe Biden is the one who dropped out.
    10:32 PM · Jul 21, 2024

    It’s never worked for HA’s Unserious Twat, and it won’t work against Trump, either.

  130. 130

    As Hair Gel and #CrookedHillary conspire together to wrest the DNC nomination from Boxcheck Momala, it’s useful to recall some history:

    The American Presidency Project
    San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom Endorses Hillary …
    https://www.presidency.ucsb.edu › documents › hillary-c…
    newsom clinton from http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu
    Aug 10, 2007 — Mayor Newsom will join the campaign as a national co-chair. The announcement came as the two toured the New Academy of Sciences, the nation’s …

    Bill Clinton to Back Gavin Newsom for California Governor ...

    ABC News – Breaking News, Latest News and Videos
    https://abcnews.go.com › Politics › story
    Sep 14, 2009 — Former President Bill Clinton is backing San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom for California governor over state Attorney Gen.

  133. 133

    @ 130

    Sounds like a cozy relationship.

    Clinton, California Gov. Newsom seen vacationing at posh …

    Fox News
    https://www.foxnews.com › politics › clinton-california…
    newsom clinton from http://www.foxnews.com
    Jan 9, 2024 — Former President Bill Clinton and California Gov. Gavin Newsom were seen vacationing together at a luxurious resort in Mexico last week, …

    They shared intimate details of their extramarital affairs while trading whores, no doubt.

  134. 134

    Why didn’t Bi-Done announce on Mastodon, I wonder.

    POLITICO
    @politico
    Biden’s announcement stunned White House and campaign aides, who up until this afternoon were insisting he’d stay in the race.

    “We’re all finding out by tweet,” said one Dem. “None of us understand what’s happening.”
    From politico.com
    2:57 PM · Jul 21, 2024

    Oh, I’d wager that Elon Musk understands what’s happening.

  135. 135

    They shared intimate details of their extramarital affairs while trading whores, no doubt.

    While kreepshit shoveled horse shit..

    kreepshit be jelly..

    prhaps that’s why kreepshit lost it over menendez way back when.. simple envy.. motivated by made up shit.. heh.. degenerate..

  136. 136

    Barack was two steps forward.

    Dang.. kreepshit’s brought out the…

    kneepads???

    Wonders never cease.. they’ll get double duty for orange dear leader and theil’s tool in due course..

    yawwwwn..

  137. 137

    I believe some of you owe apologies to Robert Hur and Lloyd Doggett.

    Bob and Lloyd: don’t mind kreepshit.. it’s just a seriously deranged and kept horse barn boi from widbee..

  138. 138

    When is kreepshit gonna drag out its dumbfuck blather over the junk of…

    “the black guy”…

    of Cali???

    disappointing.. now that is some “serious” shit.. heh.. prhaps kreepshit has lost a half step..

  139. 139

    This will never go away.

    White suburban America loves prosecutors, cops, and aggressive law enforcement.

    Non-white, urban America loves “Box Check Momala”.

    Your work here is done. Congratulations.

  140. 140

    131,

    He’s going to have to face a lot of disappointment in the days, weeks, and months ahead.

    All his cherished scarecrows are crumbling into straw and dust.
    And his nominee is going to be left naked going into campaign season with nothing to deliver except crude rape jokes, slut-shaming, and overt racism.

    Should play beautifully in the ‘burbs.

    Dobbs was always going to be on the ballot.
    Now Archie Bunker and Michael Richards will too.

  141. 141

    @129 Biden had the grace to drop out. Trump should drop out, but doesn’t know what grace is.

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