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  1. 1

    Wonder how many of the co-defendants will turn states evidence before trial?

  2. 2

    Previous thread:

    Roger Rabbit spews:
    Friday, 8/25/23 at 8:29 pm

    Why do I keep thinking of Nazis every time I encounter Republican governance?

    Because you need to blame your failures on someone, and you aren’t willing to blame yourself, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  4. 4

    The Right Wing has to try claim this guy as one of their own becuase if they don’t he becomes a threat to them. Someone like this can point out they are for the rich and nothing but the rich.

    His taxes would be lower if the rich paid their fair share of what they can afford.

    https://youtu.be/sqSA-SY5Hro?si=VOAGYPWYXbQro8u4

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/rich-men-north-richmond-songwriter-says-no-conservative-anthem-rcna101852

    MTG is a real true cunt

  5. 5

    Because you need to blame your failures on someone, and you aren’t willing to blame yourself, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit

    That’s a great projection. One that goes down in history.

    More of your bullshit of reflecting your own image of yourself on to someone else.

    Get on with it – go suck a cock.

  6. 6

    Can’t be any greater failures than the failures of the Heterosexual Neanderthal Man (and Woman at times).

    Just ask all the dead brides and dead children.

    Covering your eyes, well, just another failure of yours.

  7. 7

    @2 What a stupid remark. It either has nothing to do with what I posted, or you’re blaming Republicans on me. I’ve been voting against them for nearly 60 years, so where is my failure?

  9. 9

    Speaking of Republicans, Ramaswamy is completely nuts. First he wanted to change the voting age to 25, which would require amending the Constitution. Then he called climate change a “hoax.” Now he’s calling a Democratic black congresswoman and a prominent black scholar “grand wizards of the modern KKK.” This man sounds like he’s been in a coma his entire life. What he says bears no relation to reality.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/vivek-ramaswamy-republican-modern-kkk_n_64e93333e4b099cf79a31a9d

  12. 12

    Doctor Dumbfuck is drinking early today. But if you ask him about it, he’ll call it drinking after midnight, not drinking before breakfast.

  13. 13

    Ladies, don’t be groomed by these Neanderthals. You can survive without the Neanderthal and you don’t need children, if you feel that way it only shows your weakness.

    The thing is that most if not all these groomers can’t survive without you.

    They have the nerve to complain later of alimony and palimony payments.

  15. 15

    The truth of dishonest low-life scotty “wall on the fair-skinned border” walker and drumpf’s scam deal w/ Foxconn:

    The orb and the three partially used buildings nearby are nothing like the giant manufacturing campus with 13,000 high-tech jobs that Trump and Foxconn promised five years ago, when Trump — wielding a golden shovel for the groundbreaking — called the project the “Eighth Wonder of the World.” Instead, the orb is the butt of local jokes.

    “It just looks to me like sort of a low-rent Epcot Center. … What almost turns it into comedy is that they were renting it out for banquets,” said Kelly Gallaher, head of a local government watchdog group….

    Seeing little progress, the state under new Democratic Gov. Tony Evers significantly scaled down the deal after Trump left the White House in 2021, reducing the tax credits Foxconn was eligible to receive to a maximum of $80 million if the company created 1,500 jobs in a tech and manufacturing campus…

    “It was all about politics,” Hintz said in an interview. “You had a swing state President Trump needed to win … and from Foxconn’s standpoint, President Trump had threatened tariffs on electronics imports. For Foxconn, it was always about evading tariffs.”

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2023/08/22/foxconn-wisconsin-trump/

    Another day, another repuke rip-off…

  16. 16

    According to the Miami Herald, DeSantis’ abortion tall tale appears to be the product of several decades of “telephone,” in which a father trying to abort his wife’s pregnancy with a coat hanger two decades before Roe v. Wade became a woman who “survived multiple abortion attempts” by a doctor at a hospital and was “discarded in a pan” before being taken to another hospital by her grandmother.

    https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/article278586634.html?ac_cid=DM839565&ac_bid=-493450344

    However, PolitiFact’s explanation seems more likely: The story closely conforms to the uncorroborated claims of an anti-abortion activist that medical experts say couldn’t possibly be true.

    https://www.politifact.com/article/2023/aug/24/untangling-ron-desantis-debate-anecdote-about-an-i/

  17. 17

    What a stupid remark.

    insipid

    Yesterday it was about mugshots of MLK Jr., Havel, Solzhenitsyn, Mandela……and Trump.

    This is what it looks like when a broken, unserious fascist twat flames out.

  18. 18

    Comparing Trump’s arrest to those of MLK Jr., Havel, Solzhenitsyn, and Mandela is stupid, insipid, and thoroughly unserious.

  19. 19

    @18 drumpf is dead serious – about avoiding the consequences of his own actions..

    avoiding the orange jumpsuit and a foam pad in a closet sized steel room.

    And there’s no lie he won’t tell.. no scam he won’t pull.. he’ll gaslight entire states in his path if he has to.. He’s dead serious about that.

    And he’s been only too successful so far..

  20. 20

    Ric Grenell is shocked to learn MAGA hates gay people:

    https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1695215567165079876

    Asked to comment, teh widbee kreepshit bleated: “wtf cares what a fudge packer thinks?”

    Asked to comment, teh babblin’ butthole bleated: ‘that guy travels teh hershey highway, butt he kisses orange bee-hind… one of teh good ones.. poohdebutt approves..”

  23. 23

    @ 16

    This article is based on previous recorded statements made by Hopper, newspaper clippings, public records and an interview with a family member who after speaking to a journalist at length asked not to be identified. She confirmed that Hopper’s version of events has been told in family circles for years.

    Read more at: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/article278586634.html#storylink=cpy

    So, it’s as true as the high cheekbones lore in the Elizabeth Warren family.

    It’s as true as First Vegetable Joe Biden’s repeated claim that his son Beau died in Iraq.

  24. 24

    @23 So you admit DeSantis is full of shit?

    Even if the story was true, it’s irrelevant. DeSantis telling that story reminds me of Rush Limbaugh ranting that if Obamacare was enacted Bill Gates would be eligible for it. In that entire radio program, never once did he mention the millions of uninsured, just 90 minutes of Bill Gates, Bill Gates, Bill Gates.

    This is the same kind of dishonesty. Arguing against something by citing a 1-in-50 million outlier while ignoring the real issue is demagoguery, pure and simple. If that story is the only argument DeSantis has against abortion, he doesn’t have an argument. Whether it’s true, made up, or embellished is beside the point, because it’s not representative of abortion, just as Bill Gates isn’t representative of health insurance consumers.

  25. 25

    @23

    Fascinating.

    When the whataboutism is used to exonerate the ‘family stories’ told by a Grandma to a woman.

    Someone google how often this POS typed “Fauxcahonatas”

  26. 26

    You know what can be tried in a small town?

    Painting your guns with a swastika and espousing racist ass shit for years. Having none of the neighbors take action. The county seat where this happened is 10,000 people which is a fraction of the medium town I grew up in.

    And then driving for at least the SECOND time from the Clay County to a HBCU and murdering black people because no one minded when he was just spouting off the racist shit at the local Eagles or Elks lodge or on his social media that plenty of friends and relatives doubtless agreed with.

  28. 28

    In which Swami Ramaswamy equates affirmative action with burning down black churches, lynching children, and murdering civil rights workers; and then adds that questioning that alleged equivalency is “intellectually dishonest.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/ramaswamy-kkk/

    I don’t think this guy is ready for prime time; and frankly, I don’t think he’ll ever be. Youth and immaturity has nothing to do with it; this is a case of brain neurons misfiring. I wonder if he’s suffered an aneurism that cut off oxygen to the brain recently?

  29. 29

    Ramaswamy moves up to #2 in the Moscow poll:

    “Sentiments aside, Putin’s mouthpieces are considering Trump’s runners-up, in case he is unable to reach the finish line. The Russians initially placed their hopes in Ron DeSantis, whose Russian nickname is ‘Number Two,’ but another contender captured their attention after the first Republican debate. Vivek Ramaswamy became an overnight success in Moscow, because of his geopolitical naiveté and statements about cutting U.S. assistance to Ukraine.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/trump-russias-favorite/

  31. 31

    Trump’s mugshot was, of course, about The Grift.

    Get your official Trump Mugshot t-shirt and coffee mug here. Hurry, the limited supplies are flying off the shelves and won’t last!

    For a measly 25 bucks, you can flip off a liberal without him knowing it by drinking your morning coffee out of a Trump Mugshot coffee cup!

    That’s perfect for Doctor Dumbfuck!

  32. 32

    a case of brain neurons misfiring. I wonder if he’s suffered an aneurism that cut off oxygen to the brain recently?

    Quite the pharma hustler.. Reading his wikipedia I see a record of harvesting buttloads of cash from idiot speculators on drugs that never panned out.. The umbrella company he founded never turned a profit..

    But he got stinkin’ rich. Oh he can do eminem pretty good at a karaoke bar and hit a tennis ball. sigh…

  33. 33

    Nine: Can’t call him a racist, though. After all, he ain’t a white guy, so he can’t be a racist, right?

  34. 34

    @33 teh babblin’ butthole would be smilin’ right now and babbling: you have learned well padawan ‘cuz jesse jackson and poo-de-butt says so…

  36. 36

    “Texas’ electric grid operator asked residents and businesses to conserve energy on Sunday as its reserves were expected to decrease during a scorching heat wave that has caused demand to surge.”

    https://www.aol.com/texas-grid-operator-appeals-conservation-165623716.html

    Why? Because Texas insists on having a closed grid, which means they can’t import power from other states. You know, IndepenDUNCE.

    IIRC, dozens of people froze to death in their last winter blackout. Now they’re dying of heat stroke. As Doctor Dumbfuck accurately points out, migrants who crossed the border last night aren’t buying Generacs. But some of Texas’s 29 million permanent residents can afford them, and at some point some will decide a Generac is more necessary for their survival than another horse trailer.

    Here in western Washington, where power outages can last for days if you’re so unfortunate as to live in a semi-rural area with a lot of trees within PSE’s service area, as Doctor Dumbfuck does, some people might decide a Generac contributes more to their comfort than another horse.

    That’s why you see Doctor Dumbfuck betting on Generac stock options. While he hasn’t told us whether he has a Generac, I’d be surprised if he doesn’t and isn’t getting in line to get one.

  37. 37

    @36 Yes, the fracking fields of TexASS still produce good amounts of natural gas to power generacs..

    And solar is growing in TexASS as well in spite of the thick-headedness of TexASS klownservatics..

    https://www.texasstandard.org/stories/texas-solar-power-counties-cant-ban-farms-attorney-general-finds/

    Guess ol’ Ken Paxton is too busy these days between avoiding jail and its wife coming at it with a knife for its nuts..

    btw, there’s a way of building solar farms that accommodate both ag and animal life.

    https://www.treehugger.com/what-is-agrivoltaics-5705794

    Is there still a shit for brains in widbee babbling that solar is a scam?

  38. 38

    33 Oh you poor victim. Everyone not white gets’ to be a racist except you. When really every one has the potential to be a bigot. So there are black racists as well as white racists. The difference is the white racists tend to have power and get preferential treatment while the black racists, or the gay heterophobes, or female misandrists, etc., don’t have power to implement their bigotry or avoid punishment for being a bigot.

    Besides, Rabbit didn’t say he was racist, you did. Rabbit said he was “Ramaswamy is completely nuts.”

  39. 39

    Looks like the Edmonton Elks in the CFL have broken the curse of the name change as they beat the Ottawa Redblacks at Commonwealth Stadium. The last time they won at home, they were the Eskimos. I’m more partial to the Stampeders, but good that they finally won.

  41. 41

    Doctor Dumbfuck isn’t here today. It’s a warm summer day; maybe the horse is riding him. Or maybe he’s stuck in a ferry line.

  42. 42

    Looking at this presentation on King County Civic Campus options in Seattle. I like the idea of building on airspace rights at Atlantic Base. Just make everyone working there, if built, take transit to it. That includes the councilmembers, but would exempt bus drivers for obvious reasons. Although the options fit nicely with the controversial proposed dual stations to replace the new Chinatown/International District station. All for TOD, but SOUNDER and Amtrak are not at the proposed North of CID Station. Intermodal connections are also important, and fewest transfers.

    https://drive.google.com/file/d/1VNN83qBSRIYB69_-IMZELcmPWQiN1Noj/view

  43. 43

    Today a SpaceX vehicle docked with the International Space Station. Recently SpaceX launched its 5,000th satellite.

    Last week the DOJ sued SpaceX for not hiring refugees and asylum seekers.

    Elon Musk

    @elonmusk
    Exactly.

    SpaceX was told repeatedly that hiring anyone who was not a permanent resident of the United States would violate international arms trafficking law, which would be a criminal offense.

    We couldn’t even hire Canadian citizens, despite Canada being part of NORAD!

    This is yet another case of weaponization of the DOJ for political purposes.
    5:44 PM · Aug 24, 2023

    I can see the DOJ’s point. Hey, when Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is released without trial, dude’s gonna need a job.

  44. 44

    @ 37

    And solar is growing in TexASS as well in spite of the thick-headedness of TexASS klownservatics..

    Voting against free money doesn’t mean they won’t take advantage of it when it’s available.

    Hey, it’s paid for by Queen YLB’s fucked kids.

  45. 45

    Dumbfuck Rabbit @ 36:

    Why? Because Texas insists on having a closed grid, which means they can’t import power from other states. You know, IndepenDUNCE.

    OK, that explains Texas.

    Now, explain California:

    Los Angeles Times
    California power officials put out a plea: Shut it down at 4 p.m. to protect the grid
    Facing a dire forecast of record heat through midweek, a state power official appealed to the public to observe a Flex Alert extended into…
    .Sep 4, 2022

    CBS News
    Southern California spared from rolling blackouts; power grid demand reaches record high
    State officials said there were no rolling blackouts in Southern California. However, there were reportedly some in the Bay Area.
    .Sep 7, 2022

    California is planning to suck the stored energy out of EVs plugged into the grid during future periods of unusually high energy production needs.

    Buy an electric vehicle in California, and SoCal ED gets to use it as a municipal battery whenever it needs to. Somehow that never makes it into the commercials and ads.

    Oh, and when you get in your car to go to work the next day only to find that your electric utility stole your charge, surprise!

  46. 46

    A Scumbag did this. One that I emboldened by being a straight up racist and enacting racist policies to never ever teach about the negro. We aren’t going to tolerate targeting HBCUs in the state of Florida but AP African American Studies classes in high school only serve to make the racist feel inferior and we can’t have any of that. And that’s the real problem.

    So fuck your feelings and get white. I mean right with the non racist last present and future of Florida. The power is in our white communities to ban these kinds of racist lessons

    When the negroes knew their place we didn’t have these kinds of attacks. What we need to do is arm the blacks…wait no…guard the blacks with more armed whites.

    Woke comes to die.

  47. 47

    Voting against free money doesn’t mean they won’t take advantage of it when it’s available.

    When kreepshit was a pup, fossil fuels were subsidized, nucs were subsidized..

    There’s not a single source of energy to power society that isn’t to some extent publicly subsidized.

    Completely aside from voting for Carter and Volker’s two hard landings, by its very own insipid babbling teh kreepshit shitstain of widbee has been fucked since birth.. yawwwwn…

  48. 48

    @45

    Fascinating

    Where a Dumbfuck who constantly brags about his electric car stock plays equates electric cars with increased power usage.

    Or maybe, breaking heat records EVERY SINGLE YEAR has led to greater AC usage leading g to increased power consumption. But that can’t possibly be it. Global warming is a hoax.

  49. 49

    I’ll LITERALLY say anything to get through the primary even though it’s exactly the kind of thing that general voters fund abhorrent.

    Like how Mike Pence missed a historic opportunity to complete a coup d’état based on no evidence whatsoever that the election was stollen. We shall have a king in the United States installed by the will of the minority. It is the way.

    Oh and black activists are the new KKK. What with all the lynching of all the white people. The strange fruit growing on the Dogwood trees of the suburban manicured yards. The opening of the firehoses on the marchers in Charlottesville. We all know it is true.

    And climate change is a hoax.

  50. 50

    @43 You can’t tell the difference between people in the country legally and those not, and apparently he can’t either.

  53. 53

    Da

    Eet is purfecly normahl to booldoze plane crash within zee veek. Must get speeeled jet gas under zee ground so no bird hurt.

    US, British, and Canadian intelligence have determined that the Ukrainian plane that crashed in Iran on Wednesday morning was shot down by an Iranian surface-to-air missile — a conclusion Iran has strongly denied.
    Physical evidence at the crash site could prove what happened, but images from the scene show workers appearing to move chunks of debris with heavy machinery.
    One expert said this could make it “next to impossible” to properly investigate the crash.

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