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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 7/3/21, 12:43 am

Jimmy Kimmel: This week in unnecessary censorship

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

WaPo: Here’s how Biden’s July 4 vaccination goals turned out

Jaboukie Young-White: Corporations capitalize on Pride Month

The Remix Bros: ♫ Joe Biden Whisper Remix (Ying Yang Twins Parody) ♬

John Oliver: Health care sharing ministries

The New York Times: Searching for The hidden graves of Louisiana’s enslaved people

WaPo: How Southern California became the epicenter for right-wing activism against vaccine mandates

Liars, Thieves, Seditionists, and Other Types of Republicans

  • The Daily Show: Govs gone wild!
  • Stephen: Crackpot GOP members push for seats on Pelosi’s Jan. 6th Commission
  • The Late Show: Olympic protest criticized by Rep. Crenshaw and soiled insurrection desk
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп impersonators are going out of business
  • Now This: The Dotard brags (again) about passing a dementia test
  • Keith Olbermann: There’s an Easter egg in the 1/6 Commission. Pelosi selects all of its members!
  • Parody Project: ♫ FILIBUSTER – a Parody of Land Down Under ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ You can tell where he was “planted” (by the patch of brown dead grass) ♬
  • The Late Show: The truth behind Tucker Carlson’s NSA spying claim
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Bill Cosby being released
  • Stephen: Is the 2024 GOP presidential primary already underway?
  • Now This: Obama on GOP gerrymandering, Republican voting suppression, & Трамп’s ‘Hooey’
  • Roy Wood, Jr.: Unsolved Mysteries—Do any Republicans know what critical race theory actually is?
  • The Daily Show: How Florida wants to teach slavery
  • LegalEagle: Sanctions order for the Kraken
  • Stephen: The Dotard offers nothing new at rambling Ohio rally
  • The Late Show: Gopher yodels every time MTG says something xenophobic
  • The Daily Show: Tucker Jeopardy!
  • act.tv: Anti-cancel-culture nutburger cancels people!
  • Trevor: This didn’t age well
  • Founders Sing: ♫ He’s indicted & it feels so good ♬:

  • Now This: Boy Tucker thinks the NSA is spying on him
  • The Late Show: Трамп’s latest border delusion
  • Stephen: Pelosi appoints Liz Cheney to Jan. 6th Committee, as more Capitol rioters face justice
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ When Your Friends are Being Indicted ♬
  • Keith Olbermann: Did Tucker Carlson admit emailing a foreign entity with intent on hurting the U.S.?
  • LegalEagle: Rudy Giuliani in trouble in DC
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Mangy’s Suggestions for Improvements to America ♬
  • Now This: Al Gore calls out Трамп and the GOP on election denialism
  • The Daily Show: The Culture War—Critical race theory
  • The Late Show: ♫ Трамп Org Indicted! ♬

Lewis Black: Should Justice Stephen Breyer retire?

Robert Reich: Why your Chipotle burrito costs more

The Daily Show: The worst Joe Biden scandals of all-time this month (June)

Stephen: Sec. Pete Buttigieg on his move to D.C.

Vice News: Arizona’s “recount” changes nothing about 2020 election results

Roll Call: Previewing the 2022 battle for the Senate

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ To those volunteering to ride in the hearse ♬

The Daily Show: Biden ASMR

Lauren Mayer: ♫ Bridge And A Babysitter ♬:

Amber Ruffin Show: ♫ Properly mourning Joe Biden’s dog Champ in song ♬

The Remix Bros: ♫ Joe Biden x Vladimir Putin REMIX ♬

Stephen: Sec. Buttigieg has big plans for America’s infrastructure

Desi Lydic: An apology from the NYC Board of Elections

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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  1. 1

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 2:13 am

    Wonder if the NSA was really spying on Carlson? It’s rare to see a spy agency release a statement refuting a tv hosts claims

  2. 2

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 3:09 am

    Take Two on Switzerland’s attempt to replace aeging F-5 and F-18 fighter jets. The first round went to the SAAB Grippen, only to be rejected by voters in a referendum. This time, it’s the F-35 that the Federal Council picked for the Swiss Forces Airriennes/Forze Aeree/Luftwaffe.

    https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/41362/switzerland-chooses-f-35-as-its-next-fighter-jet

    The problem, don’t think the F-35 is supposed to work bankers hours. Until recently the Swiss Air Force did not operate nights and weekends.

    https://youtu.be/TQQIA5B2viA

  3. 3

    DeathFrogg spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 4:09 am

    @ ER @ #1

    They spy on the communications of foreign intelligence services, such as the Russian SVR-RF, which is under the directorship of Vlad Putin himself.

    Tuckie just happens to be one of the people those foreign services are communicating with. Think of it as being a little like a Cop overhearing a phone conversation at the table next to them in a restaurant, the people at that table are on their speaker, and they’re talking about committing a murder.

    Tuckie is nothing if not consistent in what he says on the teevee, and it echoes the TASS/RT storyline practically word-for-word, often before they issue their own article on whatever subject is supposed to be the latest outrage du jour.

  4. 4

    Ggggggeeee Money! spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 5:35 am

    That’s funny. I once had a white lady person tell me that white people know how to keep their hands at 11 O’clock and 2 O’clock of the steering when pulled over by the cops……unlike, the you know whos.

    https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/massachusetts/articles/2021-07-03/police-armed-men-who-dont-recognize-our-laws-on-the-run

    In this particular instance of treasonous behavior there should be no due process. You don’t give the Taliban due process.

    What a bad example to be set by the whitey……not to mention very hypocritical….but that goes without saying because they gotz to be Repuke Trumplican (or the real RHINOs).

    It’s unfortunate that a bunch of kin like folk of Bob’s took over his Party and made him obsolete.

  5. 5

    Ggggggeeee Money! spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 5:43 am

    Count, Recount, don’t count.

    Bob’s way of democracy = Fascism. Brought on by Racism and bigotry

  6. 6

    Ggggggeeee Money! spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 5:51 am

    It’s really strange. I can’t figure it out.

    No more spewed comments about a great stock market. Or hiring. Nothing about the economy.

    Only complaints or postings of Polling numbers and Raw Story articles. Kind of like he forgot how to put to good use the medical skills he learned…….unless! Unless, he’s not even a doctor!

    He failed at becoming a Professional Athlete for the majors of US (he never could try out for the Russian sports teams – he wasn’t Putin’s best friend at that time). he failed at everything in life. The next best thing in his life was to retire to be a Troll!

    God Bless Steve on the eve of the day for True Patriots!

  7. 7

    Ggggggeeee Money! spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 5:56 am

    I don’t know abuout where you guys are, but what was a steadily decline and then a plateau of the COVID infection rate, is now a increasing spike!

    Hold on to your assess everyone! Neanderthals are at work.

  8. 8

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 10:08 am

    Looks like an ex-officio army of unknown loyalties is conducting a stand down. Probably for diversity training or something like that.

    https://www.cnn.com/2021/07/03/us/shelter-in-place-wakefield-reading-massachusetts/index.html

  9. 9

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 10:11 am

    @1 I doubt it. They have their hands full with a traitor on Whidbey Island.

  10. 10

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 10:12 am

    @2 I wouldn’t either. A lot of rocks stick up into the night.

  11. 11

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 10:15 am

    @6 I’m not sure he’s retired. Mistresses are expensive, especially when you need an F-350 and trailer to haul them around in. Somebody must be paying him to troll HA. Not from this country, though.

  12. 12

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 10:16 am

    “We don’t recognize your laws” is not the first thing intelligent people utter to a platoon of state troopers. Especially if you have guns and they have guns and their backup has even more guns.

  13. 13

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 10:29 am

    Confidential to Steve “Moobs McScrote”:

    Summer of Soul (…Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised)

  14. 14

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 10:37 am

    @ 12

    “We don’t recognize your laws” is not the first thing intelligent people utter to a platoon of state troopers.

    Written by the leader of a group of pathetic moronic fucks who just finished spending four years not recognizing their president.

    No matter. At least you recognize the damage done to your dreams by supporting a corrupt woman for president because the DNC told you to support her.

    Well, I recognize it anyway. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

  15. 15

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 10:42 am

    @ 1

    It’s rare to see a spy agency release a statement refuting a tv hosts claims

    Even rarer to see a president shake his finger while refuting claims that he had engaged in sexual relations with a certain intern.

    He was lying, too.

  16. 16

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 10:45 am

    10)The push to get two F-18s combat ready 24-7 was after the Ethiopian Airlines incident. When French Jets escorted the hijacked airliner into Geneva. Hard to believe Switzerland, even though neutral, let their Air Force atrophy like that. In WWII, they had incidents where they tangled with both the German Luftwaffe and Allied air arms like the RAF and the USAAF. They held their own against both. The attacks on some of our own, may have been justified, after American bombers hit Basle, Shaffenhausen, and Zurich. A navigation error could explain Basle though.

  17. 17

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 10:46 am

    Elizabeth Deutsch
    Erika Hoglund
    Diana Kim
    Joel Wacks

    Those are the names of Breyer’s clerks for next year. He’s staying put.

  18. 18

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 10:58 am

    Politico, Axios, and now CNN.

    White House goes into damage control mode after reports of dysfunction in Kamala Harris’ office

    As the frustrations bubbled to the surface this week and damage control commenced, the full-court defense also served to amplify the clear concern inside and around the Biden administration about the drama unfolding in Harris’ office. The latest reports are seen as part of a pattern of stories about staff infighting and low morale, which have followed Harris from her Senate office to her presidential campaign and now to the vice presidency.
    …
    But some of those efforts actually helped solidify reports of staff discontent. Rather than denying the existence of complaints about morale inside Harris’ office, Dunn — a White House senior adviser — told Politico the complaints were “not anywhere near what you are describing” and acknowledged that there “may be people whose feelings were a little hurt on her staff” after many staffers weren’t told of her trip to the southern border ahead of it being announced publicly.
    …
    It does not help that Harris has come under fire for multiple missteps in her first few months in office, starting after just a few weeks when she gave an interview to a West Virginia TV station that angered crucial moderate Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin, who hails from the state. That tension reached its apex last month during her first international trip as vice president, a two-day visit to Guatemala and Mexico, during which she likened not going to the border to also not having visited Europe.
    “I, and I haven’t been to Europe. And I mean, I don’t — I don’t understand the point that you’re making,” Harris said with a laugh to NBC’s Lester Holt when pressed about the fact that she hadn’t visited the US-Mexico border.

    What a fuckin’ disaster. “This incompetent unlikable cackling idiot is the future of the Democrat party?”, Jill Biden is thinking.

    Not if Jill Bill has anything to say about it.

  19. 19

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 11:04 am

    Hunter had to have gotten his reliance on the grift from somewhere.

    Biden’s pick for German ambassador is president of university that paid him nearly $1M

    Now we know where somewhere is.

  20. 20

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 11:12 am

    Here’s President Jill Biden and First Vegetable Joe Biden visiting the site of a manmade disaster in Florida.

    So why can’t they visit the site of the disaster of their own making on the border?

  21. 21

    YLB laughing at pos rapey boob mcdimfook teh feckless, irrelevant widbee krackpipah, kreepah and "sugar daddy" spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 11:32 am

    Wow. teh widbee kreepah is on a roll this morn.. (Everyone else is celebrating a wide open state)…

    Musta been news that a serial rapist was sprung from teh joint.

    Always a day of celebration for teh kreepah..

  22. 22

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 11:48 am

    When #MeToo meets #BLM

    Phylicia Rashad pens letter to Howard students and parents: “I offer my most sincere apology”

    In which black woman apologizes to black school for issuing a message of support to a black man.

  23. 23

    YLB laughing at pos rapey boob mcdimfook teh feckless, irrelevant widbee krackpipah, kreepah and "sugar daddy" spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 12:09 pm

    In which black woman apologizes to black school for issuing a message of support to a black manserial rapist.

    ftfy. teh widbee kreepah is funny in its choice of black “friends”.. A forced birth jerk in MI and now a freak who drugged and raped countless women.

    Black men it is proud to be “friends” with. Who’s next? OJ?

  24. 24

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 1:52 pm

    23)The part about the ambassador to Germany. She’ll be better than the last guy, who saw it as his duty to prop-up far-right parties. The AfD, by the way, is losing support. They are just ahead of the FDP, and just behind the Social Democrats. It’s a head to head race between the CDU/CSU bloc, and the Greens, for the two largest parties in the polls.

  25. 25

    Bad Hombre spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 1:56 pm

    The only use Trump would have for an intern under his desk would be to change his diaper.

  26. 26

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 1:57 pm

    @14 We didn’t like Trump being president, but we recognized he was president, and we didn’t bleat endlessly about nonexistent “election fraud,” try to overturn the election results, attack the Capitol, threaten to hang the vice president for recognizing the election results, hold ballots up to UV lights looking for bamboo, or cling to fantasies about “reinstating” our defeated candidate, so WTF are you talking about? Your tribe, of course. And if you’re not all-in with their bullshit, nobody would know it, because you haven’t chirped one peep against it. Which makes you a colossal hypocrite in addition to being a liar.

  27. 27

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 2:00 pm

    @15 Still campaigning against Bill Clinton 25 years later …

    I could bring up every lousy president Republicans have inflicted on us. But I won’t. All I’ll say is there haven’t been any good ones since Eisenhower.

  28. 28

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 2:05 pm

    @17 Next you’ll brag that if Democrats lose a Senate seat next year, and Breyer retires or dies in office, McConnell won’t let any Biden nominee get confirmed and will leave the seat vacant for 6 years, if he has to, to stick in his own replacement.

    Civilized people don’t behave that way, nor do civilized people brag about uncivilized people who do behave that way. If you want to reduce Congress to the level of Horsesass.org, then don’t complain when Pelosi and Schumer start treating McCarthy and McConnell the way we treat you. You deserve it, and they’ll deserve it.

  29. 29

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 2:15 pm

    @18 “What a fuckin’ disaster.”

    You wouldn’t know a real disaster if one fell on your head and crushed you thin as a pie plate.

    Lucky for you that you live in a state run by Democrats.

  30. 30

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 2:23 pm

    @23 I’m surprised the braying jackass hasn’t latched onto the fact the armed caravan who don’t “recognize your laws” rounded up by Massachusetts troopers was a black militia group.

    Black sovereign citizens, heading to the north woods for training, and the sanctimonious dumbfuck says nothing? I’m trying to work this out in my head. Maybe empathy for fellow vigilantes?

  31. 31

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 2:40 pm

    When the civilian courts are through with him, court-martial his ass for sedition and treason, and also for violating his soldier’s oath of loyalty to the United States.

    https://www.military.com/daily-news/2021/06/30/marine-major-pleads-not-guilty-9-charges-dc-capitol-riot-gets-released-court.html?ESRC=eb_210701.nl

    There’s no place in the USMC for Putin operatives.

  32. 32

    DeathFrogg spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 4:41 pm

    @ RR@ 29:

    They’re all victims, don’tcha know.

    One thing that is most glaringly obvious is the Right-wingnuts suffer from an appalling level of vanity and narcissism, to the degree where it does serious, personal harm to them. It seems to me that their whole worship of themselves in the manner that they do isn’t based on demonstrable acumen or talent. It’s all bullshit and blatheration. They’ll certainly tell you, over and over, how talented they are and how knowledgeable they are about something, but when you try to get them to actually demonstrate it, they find a way to distract and blow you off. If you keep pressing them, they start to act a little violent.

    That’s why they loved Fat Donny. He was the epitome of all of that. The master of psychotic bullshit.

  33. 33

    RedReformed spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 5:49 pm

    Texas GOP leaders pressured a book event examining the role of slavery in the Battle of the Alamo to abruptly shut down
    Freedom of speech…but only if you’re going to agree with us” – Apartheid Republicans

  34. 34

    Eleven Time Person Woman Man Camera TV Cognitive NOBLE Prize Winner in Dropping Humiliation Bombs on Rapepublican "Losers and Suckers", Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 5:55 pm

    Black men it is proud to be “friends” with. Who’s next? OJ?

    Puddy.
    Connection?

  35. 35

    RedReformed spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 6:06 pm

    We are all victims’: How Republicans became the party of the persecution complex
    https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/politics/we-are-all-victims-how-republicans-became-the-party-of-the-persecution-complex/

    Recently the Pew Research Center found that Republican voters say the two groups most likely to face heavy discrimination in America today are white people and Christians — more so than Black people.

    UW political science professor Christopher Parker theorizes that what’s at work here is something called “status threat” — an anxiety that social change is happening too fast.
    —-
    They claimed they were the victims as they voted to fill public pools with concrete rather than let Black people swim in them. They were the victims when they voted for their own schools to be defunded because they didn’t want that money being spent on Black students. They were the victims when they voted for their unions to be defanged and destroyed because they didn’t want Black employees to benefit.

    Affordable education, healthcare and housing? That all existed through government funding and Conservatives decided that once that funding was supposed to be available to everyone equally, it just shouldn’t exist at all.

    They think they are the victims because they decided it was better to make their own lives worse than to allow Black people the opportunity to move up in the world.

  36. 36

    Pars Dominae Foetidae spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 6:22 pm

    @35 – If you believe a planned, government-controlled economy and society is good, then you truly are a fucking idiot.

  37. 37

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 6:25 pm

    @32 “Former President Donald Trump was the one who cut right to the bone of the modern GOP: ‘We are all victims,’ he told a crowd after he lost the election. ‘Everybody here. All these thousands of people tonight. They’re all victims. Every one of you.'”

    They sure are. They’re victims of democracy, of the majority rule, of the fact other people besides them occupy this planet and country.

    But they’re not nearly as victimized as the Nazi leaders were as they dropped through the trap door with ropes around their necks. All they lost was an election. Not a war. Or their lives.

    Still, I wonder why they’re wearing gold stars, instead of swastikas?

  38. 38

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 6:27 pm

    @33 Well, if they’re going to do that, they shouldn’t complain if someone does it to them.

  39. 39

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 6:30 pm

    @35 “They think they are the victims because they decided it was better to make their own lives worse than to allow Black people the opportunity to move up in the world.”

    Clearly they are victims. They’re merely confused about who did it to them.

  40. 40

    YLB spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 6:32 pm

    a planned, government-controlled economy and society is good

    Sound Transit: BOO!

  41. 41

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 6:33 pm

    @36 Nobody here believes “a planned, government-controlled economy and society is good,” apparently not even a fucking idiot like you.

  42. 42

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 6:34 pm

    @40 If you drop the “planned” from “final cost” …

  43. 43

    RedReformed spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 6:39 pm

    The greed racist incel can post the lies and half truths he wants about black women in power. It does not matter because…..

    Middle Age Riot @middleageriot
    Things are getting back to normal, which is great, but something keeps gnawing at me, something in the back of my mind that I can’t quite oh yeah now I remember it’s that FUCKING REPUBLICANS TRIED TO OVERTHROW THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT.

  44. 44

    RedReformed spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 6:44 pm

    @36. Please explain how trumpers think they are the victims because they decided it was better to make their own lives worse than to allow Black people the opportunity to move up in the world… leads to a planned, government-controlled economy and society? We would love to understand the linkages you see.
    Is like the the greedy racist incel saying that Japanese interment justifies child labor?

  45. 45

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 7:22 pm

    @36 re @44: “We would love to understand the linkages you see.”

    Not really. He’s saying that to be polite. You don’t have to reply. Most of us would rather you didn’t.

  46. 46

    Ggggggeeee Money! spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 7:48 pm

    Gggggggeeee Money just exchanged tomorrow’s ticket to the Yankees vs Mets game and my August 5th Yankees vs Seattle Mariners ticket for 2 tickets to the August 5th Yankees vs Seattle game and for better seats. Instead of my 216 Section seat, I traded up for Section 114B! Cost me $100 but eh, it is what it is.

    Take a look for yourself! https://www.vividseats.com/venues/the-new-yankee-stadium/seat-views/field-infield-114b

    Hopefully it will be a good night and an enjoyable game……Section 114B is right along 1st baseline at 1st base! See you there!

    God Bless Steve and HA’s other Heros (the true Defenders of Freedom)!

  47. 47

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 11:54 pm

    @46 When I was a kid, my brothers and I used to sneak into County Stadium and watch the likes of Hank Aaron and Warren Spahn play baseball, but our seats weren’t that good for most of the games, usually in the upper deck until the 7th inning or so.

    I also remember paying good money to watch the Mariners go behind 11-1 in the 1st fucking inning.

    You don’t always get what you pay for. The free games were better.

  48. 48

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 11:57 pm

    Rednecks, get off my lawn, cooling off the neighbors with a hose. With observations about race thrown in for good measure. Trust me, this video is worth your time.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qRVDEWfsEk

  49. 49

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/3/21 at 11:59 pm

    I just ate a can of Bar Harbor brand kippered sardines and drank a bottle of Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout beer. That’s the price of a bleacher ticket right there. The last time I went to a ballgame, anyway.

    I have expensive tastes, but I’m a capitalist, and I can afford it. I haven’t worked in years. Like other capitalists, I live off the fat of the land and the sweat of other people’s brows. Hey, it ain’t fair, and I vote for fairer, but it is what it is. I didn’t create this system, I only go with the flow.

  50. 50

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 7/4/21 at 7:06 am

    @ you 46

    Gggggggeeee Money just exchanged tomorrow’s ticket to the Yankees vs Mets game and my August 5th Yankees vs Seattle Mariners ticket…

    G-clown has no friends and goes to games by himself.

  51. 51

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 7/4/21 at 7:18 am

    @ 49

    I just ate a can of Bar Harbor brand kippered sardines and drank a bottle of Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout beer.

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit ingests ten buck’s worth of brined, smoked, and fermented calories. That’s what people used to do when they had to eat shit – they’d find a way to prepare it so it tasted less like shit.

    Having completed his ingestion of calories setting him back all of ten dollars, roughly what one would spend to purchase a 10 oz New York fillet at Central market, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit at one minute before midnight pronounces himself to be somebody with expensive tastes.

    Oh, and a capitalist. What a fucking clown is Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

    If Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit truly had expensive tastes he would take his wife out to dinner rather than eat brined food out of a can. Fuck, my cat does that.

  52. 52

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 7/4/21 at 7:21 am

    I’d be willing to wager that last night, while Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit was claiming deep satisfaction from the ingestion of a tin can full of brined fish, everyone else who contributes to HA on a regular basis was having sex with a partner. (Except Steve, who was alone while doing it.)

    Satisfaction is a relative thing.

  53. 53

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 7/4/21 at 7:38 am

    Democrat politician:

    Breaking911
    @Breaking911
    · Jun 29
    Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot: “Crime is not out of control in our city. In fact, crime is on the decline.”

    Reality:

    38 shot, 10 fatally, in Chicago since Friday night

    By Sun-Times Wire Updated Jul 3, 2021, 1:39pm CDT

    And that was only through Saturday afternoon.

  54. 54

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 7/4/21 at 8:03 am

    While Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit was ingesting 10 bucks’ worth of food, Mrs. Dumbfuck Rabbit was ingesting 10 inches of BBC.

    Because 10 bucks’ worth of Viagra hasn’t worked for Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit in this millenium.

  55. 55

    Ggggggeeee Money! spews:

    Sunday, 7/4/21 at 9:37 am

    G-clown has no friends and goes to games by himself.

    Gggeeee Money upgraded from (3) Section 400 level 20 game package to (1) Section 200 Level 20 game package. Gggeee Money enjoys the game without the dumbfucks.

  56. 56

    Ggggggeeee Money! spews:

    Sunday, 7/4/21 at 9:38 am

    @48 I bet $100 bucks them Redneck, Bob’s Cousins, are 100% Hetero. Explains most of it.

  57. 57

    Bad Hombre spews:

    Sunday, 7/4/21 at 10:03 am

    Remember when the dotard bragged he knew more about taxes than “any human being that God ever created” (March 5, 2016)

    Now ~
    “You didn’t pay tax on the car or a company apartment…you didn’t pay tax, or education for your grandchildren — I, don’t even know what do you have to put? Does anybody know the answer to that stuff?” — July 3, 2021

  58. 58

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Sunday, 7/4/21 at 11:16 am

    BoltBus ending operations. A few years ago, they were supposed to be the end of Amtrak Cascades, and now Amtrak cascades has been restoring suspended trips, and the low cost bus operator, owned by a parent company that was in trouble before the Pandemic, has ended.

    https://www.bellinghamherald.com/news/business/article252482173.html

    FirstGroup has recently sold FirstStudent and FirstTransit, the latter operates Community Transit’s 400 and 800 Series routes as well as ST Express routes originating in Snohomish County. They practically treated Greyhound as unwanted when they bought Laidlaw for the school bus contracts, and have been discontinuing service for nearly 2 decades. First it was small towns on existing routes, then it was whole routes, and now Greyhound Canada has been shut down as well. Greyhound Itself is probably going to be next.

    Greyhound also faces competition from FlixBus, the Uber of Intercity Coach Operators. Although their local operator here was started by a fraudster.

  59. 59

    Steve spews:

    Sunday, 7/4/21 at 1:44 pm

    God bless America, Raw Story and our beloved president! And God bless the Mariners for being 4 games above .500 and please don’t forget to bless Gman for being a true American patriot!

  60. 60

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 7/4/21 at 4:13 pm

    @51 Yeah, you’re stupid enough to feed a cat. You got “my cat” right: He’s yours now.

    As I posted on Handbill.US yesterday, “Cats exist to be fed, petted, and put up with.”

  61. 61

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 7/4/21 at 4:14 pm

    @52 How was the horse last night? I’d guess the same as usual.

  62. 62

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 7/4/21 at 4:20 pm

    @53 Which means in Chicago, a metropolitan area of 8,877,000 people, 99.9998873493297% of the population did not get fatally shot this weekend. I’ll bet not getting vaccinated is more dangerous than living in Chicago.

  63. 63

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 7/4/21 at 4:25 pm

    @54 Why do you assume BBC? Sure your horse isn’t cheating on you?

  64. 64

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 7/4/21 at 4:27 pm

    @56 Doesn’t explain all of it. Plenty of heteros voted for Biden. Only Trump dumbfucks behave that way.

  65. 65

    Ggggggeeee Money! spews:

    Sunday, 7/4/21 at 4:29 pm

    @59.

    Thank You Steve! Happy 4th of July to you too! And to all the rest of the Patriots who acknowledge the fuckery that is brought upon us by the GOP. And to the Trolls of the GOP, you suck!

  66. 66

    Ggggggeeee Money! spews:

    Sunday, 7/4/21 at 4:32 pm

    @59

    August 5th, watch for me in Section 114B. I’ll live spew that day at the game.

  67. 67

    Ggggggeeee Money! spews:

    Sunday, 7/4/21 at 4:42 pm

    @64

    Understood. But unfortunately they are part of the Hetero species.

    Puddy I’m sure is proud of that. It’s in the dictionary under Redneck. Redneck…white trashy southerners who live in double and single wides raised up on cinder that are of the heterosexual kind.

  68. 68

    RedReformed spews:

    Sunday, 7/4/21 at 4:58 pm

    48. Oh my god. That was priceless. That white woman possibly a thug, did you see her eyes? What a Savage. Spray them with the hose!

    That neighbor’s house is going to get burned down

  69. 69

    RedReformed spews:

    Sunday, 7/4/21 at 5:04 pm

    Greedy racist incel you have some seriously messed-up sexual fantasies, please get help. Stop projecting your fantasies onto the rest of us. It just makes you look bad really bad

  70. 70

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 12:55 am

    Now who would’ve guessed that when Republicans conduct a show “audit” of ballots, and hire Republican supporters to do the “work,” they’re gonna behave like … Republicans behave?

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/sexual-harassment-cyber-ninjas-arizona-vote-recount_n_60e0e332e4b0e01b6b1eda07\\

    Sexual harassment charges hit Arizona “audit” …

  71. 71

    RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 4:13 am

    71. Reads like an incel
    “He would seemingly randomly have angry outbursts,” wrote one witness. “This issue seemed to stem from some type of anger over women having authority over him,” another wrote.

  72. 72

    Ggggggeeee Money! spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 5:25 am

    Golf Pro in Georgia killed.

    What do you think? Some sort of love triangle? Or the guy cheating on his wife?

    Forreeeeeeee!

  73. 73

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 8:31 am

    This is some G-clown construction quality.

  74. 74

    Ggggggeeee Money! spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 8:43 am

    Well it was fun while it shortly lasted.

    Isreal is having issues combating the Delta variant. The Country that had the greatest earlier vaccine innoculation.

    The Delta variant over there is coming on strong, making the Pfizer vaccine less potent (for lack of the correct terminology). It’s not the terminology that matters, just the prinicple of we are celebrating over nothing.

    Go put your masks back on!

  75. 75

    Ggggggeeee Money! spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 8:45 am

    @73 actually – not to have to correct you once again, but not the last time either – I don’t build them, per say. I watch them get built.

    But weren’t you the one that was worried about little hairline shrinkage cracks with NYC Terrazzo.

    Weren’t you, and your ilk, the ones not worried about a little flu flu?

  76. 76

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 9:06 am

    What two things do G-clown and Kim Jong Un have in common?

    1. Both have lost weight.

    2. Both remain obese.

  77. 77

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 9:15 am

    Lori Lightfoot wishes you a Happy Fourth!

    CWBChicago
    @CWBChicago
    · 12h
    “They’re breaking out the squad car windows with bats.”

    “They’re jumping on the cars.”

    Washington/Wabash

    #Chicago #ChicagoScanner

  78. 78

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 9:30 am

    This is why G-clown loves him some NYC.

    To G-clown the dude is just cleaning himself out in preparation for a fun Saturday night.

  79. 79

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 9:33 am

    Chicago’s mayor: “In fact, crime is on the decline.”

    Chicago shootings: 81 shot, 13 fatally, across city in weekend shootings
    Several children among victims

    Sun-Times Media Wire
    Monday, July 5, 2021 9:19AM

  80. 80

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 9:44 am

    @73 Looks more like Republican building inspection and code enforcement to me.

    Has anyone checked to find out if Trump was the developer? Not saying he was, only wondering if anyone looked it up.

  81. 81

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 9:46 am

    @77 Sounds like a Republican Reinstatement Rally. Which capitol did they attack this time?

  82. 82

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 9:46 am

    Deathfrogg referred to Trump as Fat Donny Two Scoops.

    Donald Trump Jr.
    @DonaldJTrumpJr
    ·
    14h
    Guys, I’m beginning to think there may be a slight difference in the way the media handles leaders of different parties???
    Quote Tweet
    CBS News
    @CBSNews
    · Jul 3
    President Joe Biden ended his trip to Michigan with a trip to a local ice cream spot. He ordered vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips in a waffle cone –– and made sure to get two scoops.

    One scoop was oatmeal, the other scoop was Jell-O.

  83. 83

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 9:49 am

    @78 When ya gotta go, ya gotta go …

    At least he did it in the bucket, not on the floor …

  84. 84

    Ggggggeeee Money! spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 11:26 am

    @78 you think that might be Puddy?

  85. 85

    Ggggggeeee Money! spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 11:27 am

    Use a little less rebar and you got yourself a cheap southern building.

    Fore!

  86. 86

    Ggggggeeee Money! spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 11:29 am

    @76 watch for me on August 5th….you’ll see how fat I am.

  87. 87

    Steve spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 11:42 am

    The dumbfuck isn’t the only traitor living on Whidbey.

    Far-right militia takes hold of island town in Washington: They’re ‘becoming the new norm

    Hang all of them.

    #DeathToTraitors

  88. 88

    Steve spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 12:06 pm

    Matt Gaetz and our dumbfuck traitor believe that “white rage” made Russia great again.

    ‘Nobody in Russia is quivering over their “white rage” — whatever that is,’ Gaetz told The Spectator.

  89. 89

    RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 2:32 pm

    Chicago shootings: 81 shot, 13 fatally, across city in weekend shootings
    Since you are so concerned about death in Chicago, you support gun reform in neighboring states that supply the guns. You support tax money going to toward UBI and jobs programs and education and social programs on a massive scale to give them something better than violence. You are willing to put your wallet where your concern is.

    Or are you lying, just like you lied that Japanese interment justified child labor?

  90. 90

    RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 2:33 pm

    What’s the story on the greedy racist incel not paying his bets. Did he really do that and did that ever get resolved?

  91. 91

    RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 2:39 pm

    Hey Pars, Rabbit not with standing, I am still wanting to read in your reasons why calling out conservatives who decided it was better to make everyone’s lives worse, rather to allow Black people the opportunities they have… how calling that out leads to a planned, government-controlled economy and society?

  92. 92

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 3:36 pm

    @84 Puddy wouldn’t use the bucket.

  93. 93

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 3:37 pm

    @85 For added effect, build it on sand.

  94. 94

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 3:40 pm

    @89 Concerned? He likes headlines about people being shot. Especially black people. Depopulating Chicago back to a small town would be the happiest day of his life.

  95. 95

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 3:49 pm

    @91 His own god, Trump, said “America will never be a socialist country!” so I’m curious why he thinks it is.

    Unless he thinks it became socialist almost overnight after Biden took office, as a result of Biden doing what Trump was doing, i.e. handing out stimulus checks and free vaccinations.

    Because it’s hard to see much that has changed since Jan. 20, other than the stock market keeps going up.

  96. 96

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 4:52 pm

    In 1927 Joe Biden hit a walk-off grand slam in Game 7 of the World Series.

    Bo Erickson CBS
    @BoKnowsNews
    ·
    Jul 2
    Peak Biden story: POTUS is now regaling the LA Dodgers at the White House with a story about him at the second Congressional baseball game when he says hit the ball 368 ft off the right-centerfield wall. “My kids remember that,” he adds.

  97. 97

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 4:55 pm

    In the last four polls listed on the RCP site Biden’s job approval numbers are

    51
    50
    48
    50%

    Moobs McScrote haz a Sad.

  98. 98

    RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 6:01 pm

    How does that compare to past presidents?
    —
    Mon July 17, 2017
    Washington CNN —
    Only 36% of Americans approve of President Donald Trump’s performance in the Oval Office, a new Washington Post/ABC News poll has found.

    That gives Trump the lowest approval rating at the six-month mark of any president in 70 years, ABC News reports.

    Trump’s overall approval rating has fallen from 42% at the 100-day mark of his presidency in April compared to a Washington Post/ABC poll at that time. His disapproval rating has risen five points since then, to 58%, according to a comparison of the two polls.
    —
    And in four years, he directed his domestic terrorists to try to overthrow the democratically elected government.

  99. 99

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 7/5/21 at 10:09 pm

    @97 Now post his disapproval numbers. Or would you like me to do it for you?

    If Pope Francis was a Democrat, he’d have an approval rating of 50-52% and a disapproval rating of 42-44%.

    If Reagan was a Democrat, he’d have an approval rating of 50-52% and a disapproval rating of 42-44%.

    If Jesus Christ was a Democrat, he’d have an approval rating of 50-52% and a disapproval rating of 42-44%.

    That’s just the way it is.

    Oh, one more thing, if Trump was a Democrat, he’d have an approval rating of 36-38% and a disapproval rating of 60-62%. Even party loyalty has limits.

  100. 100

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 7/6/21 at 12:58 am

    An outnumbered Texas militia has been demobilized by a superior force.

    https://www.cnn.com/2021/07/06/us/texas-police-shooting-burned-house/index.html

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