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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Cenk: Anti-gay pastor caught maturating near a playground.

Thom: The Good, the Bad, and the Very, Very Ugly.

Maddow: Anti-gay marriage language slipped into Ohio “budget” bill.

Pres. Obama toasts Gov. Gregoire and the whole pack of Gubernators:

Defense of Marriage Act: That’s gay.

Revolution in the MiddleEast:

Young Turks: Anti-Muslim bill in TN.

Drug Czar Kerlikowske on pot legalization and the Seattle Times (via Slog).

Jon: The Pardon of the Christ (via TalkingPointsMemo).

Thom: “How far will you birthers go to keep a black person from being president?”

FAUX News “facts”:

Young Turks: Huckabee’s anti-Obama quasi-Birfer comment.

Sam Seder: George Will takes the Crazy Train to Glenn Becksville.

Revolution in the Middle West:

Stephen: New Country for Old Men (via OneGoodMove).

Young Turks: Sen. Hatch and the “Federal Government Dumbass Program”.

Rep: Jay Inslee (D-WA-01) on Boeing tanker deal:

White House: Behind the Scenes at “The Motown Sound”.

Federal Budget Battle:

Lawrence O’Donnell: How Mike Huckabee smears Mitt Romney.

Mark Fiore: Little Suzie Newsykins with “Cut and Run”.

Maddow: Newt’s fundraising scam.

EMILY’s List Senators fighting the G.O.P. war on women.

Young Turks: New Polls show U.S. liberal on taxes, budget cuts, bargaining rights.

Lawrence O’Donnell dismisses Huckabee’s ‘Boy Scout’ talk as culturally detached ‘lying’.

Ann Telnaes: Republican Trojan horse.

Young Turks: Strictest abortion law in U.S. coming to South “Coat Hanger” Dakota.

White House: West Wing Week.

Haters Have Free Speech Too:

Young Turks: 9-week year old fetus to testify.

Thom: Is there a civil war coming in the GOP?

The story of Citizens United v. FEC:

Maddow: Obama to G.O.P. governors, “Put-up or shut-up!

Cenk fires back at Rush.

Newsy’s hat trick in crazy: Teabagger compares Boehner to Charlie Sheen.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    Anti gay pastor maturating?

    Let’s see, I think this was about kids playing in a park and some annoying xtrianist prig whacking off while watching them.

    Basically, just another pervert religious wackjob projecting and compensating like crazy.

    Nothing mature about it.

  2. 2

    Maddow: Newt’s fundraising scam.

    Yeah right Rachel… Has he been arrested? Don’t like Newt but this is a real fund raising scam Rachel. Arrested and convicted. Yet you never covered it Rachel.

    Then Rachel, this one was missed by your “cracked” staph!

    Yep, if Rachel sez it Darryl is quick to post it.

    Watch now… this entry will be called a semi-incoherent rant by Darryl. Somehow Darryl doesn’t like to see DUMMOCRAPTIC facts posted here.

  3. 3

    Where is the missing headline “Obama’s Administration fails to call attack on US Airman terrorism”?

  4. 4

    Enough with the distractions, Puddles. Is anything Rachel said about Newtie incorrect?

    Since you’re retorting with tales of corrupt political fundraisers, can we take it to mean that you agree that Newt Gingrich is dishonest and corrupt?

  5. 5

    I think puddles would be more at home over at SoundPolitics – and they could use your help – little Timmeh Eyman left a post almost 48 hours ago, and the only comment so far has been deleted by Timmeh for not agreeing with him.

    HAHAHAHAHA! Priceless!

    Puddles, you’d be a star over in their echo chamber.

  6. 6

    Anti gay pastor maturating

    Rather redundant, especially when you take into account that he was parked in front of a park full of school kids.

  8. 8

    No distractions foolish Lib Unscientist, has Newt been arrested for this “scam”? Real scams get people arrested. What I posted was a real scam. Was anything in the ABC News entry false Lib Unscientist? Does factual evidence of a real scam worry your half a brain cell?

  9. 9

    Spuddy again comes in to demonstrate exactly how obtuse and unintelligent he really is.

    Please don’t feed the troll.

  10. 10

    Young Turks: New Polls show U.S. liberal on taxes, budget cuts, bargaining rights.

    Oh you mean this “poll“? Then when you read the demographics further into the article, you see how the results are BIASED lefty!

    The nationwide telephone poll was conducted Feb. 24-27 with 984 adults and has a margin of sampling error of plus or minus three percentage points for all adults. Of those surveyed, 20 percent said there was a union member in their household, and 25 percent said there was a public employee in their household.

    Union members 12% of America. Public employees are 17% of America. So they almost doubled the union representation and 50% increased the public employee representation! Yeah that’s a real poll! Looks like the Times poll y’all are drinking the kook-aid over is skewed lefty. Where’s Darryl’s Monte Carlo analysis?

    Now why would the NY Times do dat?

  11. 11

    And sheet metal workers like DeadToad can’t get their facts straight on Enron either. Tell me where I got the Hsu Fits real fund raising scam wrong? On the Tony Rezko one?

    This will be a real hoot!

  12. 12

    @9

    Yes, indeed – the pipeline from Beckkk and Citizens for Properity/Koch Pets and FoxNoise seems to have been turned back on.

    We need a plumber.

    PS It would be interesting to have a discussion with an honest and thoughtful conservative – alas, they never seem to show up here.

  13. 13

    @ 12

    It would be interesting to have a discussion with an honest and thoughtful conservative – alas, they never seem to show up here.

    Thats because, there aren’t any. I have yet to meet any self-indentified “conservative” who has actually read the US Constitution, or the relevant Supreme Court rulings based on it. I have yet to meet one who understands the nature, and functionality of Law.

    I have yet to meet one who is not: reactionary, jingoistic, racist, willfully ignorant or anti-corporate.

    It has occurred to me, that the same people who scream themselves into a raging purple froth about President Obama’s birth certificate, are the same people who want to change the US Constitution to allow Schwartzeneggar to run for President. It is the same people calling themselves “tea partiers” who support Corporate ownership of the electoral process. It is the same people supporting the rights of citizens to own firearms, who are always the first to rage about brown people also being allowed to own them.

    I have yet to meet any “conservative” with any real depth of intellect at all. Its all superficial, its all black and white.

  14. 14

    Goddammit, that second paragraph should have read “Pro-corporate”. Crossing thoughts and re-editing.

    This place needs a preview and edit function. It used to but now it doesn’t and I’ve tried several different browsers.

  15. 15

    The Hitler scene is from “Downfall,” which btw is an excellent movie with great acting by Bruno Ganz, who did perhaps the most realistic portrayal of Hitler ever captured on film.

    And the spoof dubbing accurately captures the idiocy of Governor Walker …

  16. 16

    Putz is back, shitting all over this thread. Do we have enough TP on hand? Cripes …

  17. 17

    GOP Ramps Up Lie Machine

    Republicans are trying to blame rising health insurance premiums on Obama’s health reform, but, “Economists and state regulators say health insurance is expensive primarily because health care is expensive.”

    Read the whole story here.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41.....ork_times/

  18. 18

    And, in other news, showing rare spine for a Democrat, President Obama called out Republicans for their “political spending cuts.”

    The GOP Propaganda Machine is tooting at full whistle about the need to reduce deficits they created by cutting spending they don’t like. As I’ve been pointing out in these comment threads since early January, Republicans are playing politics with the deficit issue by exploiting it to attack programs they don’t like. For example, Republicans want big cuts in heating and food assistance for the poor, food safety and clean air enforcement, mass transit, and so on — while blocking cuts in the millions of dollars the Pentagon lavishes on NASCAR. In short, Republican spending cut proposals reek of hypocrisy and partisanship, which is reason enough for Democrats to refuse to go along with a Republican budget unless the GOPers make significant compromises.

    We see the same cynical game being played in Wisconsin, where Gov. Walker claims public workers have to give up $137 million in pay and benefits because of a “budget crisis” — and then turns around and hands out $117 million of tax breaks to businesses.

    If a Republican said it, it’s a lie.

  19. 19

    “Please don’t feed the troll.”

    No problem. I’d sooner engage a raging street corner loon in conversation. And that ain’t happening anytime soon either.

  20. 20

    I think puddles would be more at home over at SoundPolitics

    There’s no sport in it for him. The fool lives for being obnoxious. He’d eventually be such a pill bragging how “conservative” he is compared to others he’d be banned for purity trolling.

    Here he’s guaranteed the instant gratification he craves. And he has next to zero chance of being banned.

  21. 21

    @2…so you endorse Newtie’s sham ‘pretend to run for president’ scam? Nice to know, shitheel.

  22. 22

    Carbuncle (NIH):

    A carbuncle is a skin infection that often involves a group of hair follicles. The infected material forms a lump, called mass, which occurs deep in the skin.

    Most carbuncles are caused by the bacteria staphylococcus aureus. The infection is contagious and may spread to other areas of the body or other people.

    A carbuncle is made up of several skin boils (furuncles). The infected mass is filled with fluid, pus, and dead tissue. Fluid may drain out of the carbuncle, but sometimes the mass is so deep that it cannot drain on its own.

    Because the condition is contagious, several family members may develop carbuncles at the same time. Often, the direct cause of a carbuncle cannot be determined.

    Things that make carbuncle infections more likely include:

    *Poor hygiene

    *Poor overall health

    Symptoms include:

    *Weep, ooze, or crust

    *Spread to other skin areas

    Sometimes, other symptoms may occur. These may include:

    *Fatigue

    *Fever

    *General discomfort or sick feeling

    *Skin itching before the carbuncle develops

    Complications:

    *Abscess of the brain, skin, spinal cord, or organs such as the kidneys

    *Endocarditis

    *Osteomyelitis

    *Permanent scarring of the skin

    *Sepsis

    *Spread of infection to other areas

    Zotz comment: PTBAA pretty much nails the diagnosis for what’s ailin’ Pudpuller. I’d just add that he’s an insane, highly contagious, oozing, crusty, puss filled sore. Hence, the brain abcess stage mentioned above appears to be operative in his case.

  23. 23

    Ooops: that would be “pus” vice “puss” filled sore.

    Though Pudpuller is basically a sack o’ cats, it’s a completely separate issue.

  26. 26

    Wow, a bigger extravaganza than you can shake a stick at.

    Chris Hedges suggests that AOL-Huffington is emblematic of the New Journalism:

    http://www.truthdig.com/report....._20110221/

    The terminal decline of newspapers has destroyed thousands of jobs that once were dedicated to reporting, verifying fact and giving a voice to those who without these news organizations would not be heard. Newspapers, although they were too embedded among the power elite and blunted their effectiveness in the name of a faux objectivity, at least stopped things from getting worse. This last and imperfect bulwark has been removed. It has been replaced by Internet creations that mimic journalism. Good reporters, like good copy editors or good photographers, who must be paid and trained for years while they learn the trade, are becoming as rare as blacksmiths. Stories on popular sites are judged not by the traditional standards of journalism but by how many hits they receive, how much Internet traffic they generate, and how much advertising they can attract.

  27. 27

    @23
    Reminds me of a question posed to me as an intern once: what is the adjectival form of ‘pus’?

  28. 28

    I don’t think Newtie Gingrich has a chance of getting the nom for prez from the Reps. He’s a pompous ass who should just go back to Georgia and write books to support himself. His holier-than-thou bullshit was total hypocrisy when it came to marital fidelity. Hell, he was and is just as much a snake in the grass in the marriage department as Bill Clinton.

  30. 30

    so you endorse Newtie’s sham ‘pretend to run for president’ scam?

    This is why I call him FARTASS. It’s just farts and his ASS is his mouth. Let’s review #2. Here is what I wrote this morning…

    Don’t like Newt

    So what did FARTASS write?

    ABSOLUTELY Nothing Important!

    The Prosecution Rests Your Honor… This one is more of a fool than ylb and he’s the gutter dweller of fooldom!

  31. 31

    Such a bunch of Cass Sunstein’s useful Homer Simpson malleable manipulable idiots.

    Carry on fools.

  32. 32

    Here he’s guaranteed the instant gratification he craves.

    This coming from the fool who created a databaze of someone elses brainchild, while sitting on his fatASS at home 24×7.

    Meanwhile those air miles add up for first class travel around the world.

    Sucks to be you ylb!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  33. 33

    Yawn. Nothing posted here in the last 3 1/2 hours. Think I’ll mosey over to Sucky Politics to see what’s doing there.

  34. 34

    Utah’s bringing back gold and silver as currency.

    The Utah House was to vote as early as Thursday on legislation that would recognize gold and silver coins issued by the federal government as legal currency in the state. The coins would not replace the current paper currency but would be used and accepted voluntarily as an alternative.

    Read more: http://nation.foxnews.com/gold.....z1FmBw6SX1

  35. 35

    How come our conservative here are not upset that Republicans Have Yet to Offer a Single Piece of Job-Creating Legislation?
    Why aren’t you upset that your guys are dropping the ball on this?
    Where is your outrage?

  36. 36

    @29

    No. Purulent.

  37. 37

    @35
    Because they have no interest in creating jobs. They are interested in policing uteri, in destroying collective bargaining and other means for working people to improve their lot, in affirmatively destroying the environment, in exacerbating the obscene asymmetric distribution of wealth and privilege in this country.

  38. 38

    Yay, they’re brewing beer in the White House. Go local/home grown/brewed food, go!

    President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama made culinary history when they served homebrewed White House Honey Ale, made with a pound of honey from the White House Beehive, to guests at last month’s Super Bowl party. They are the first presidential couple to ever charge their chefs with the ancient–and now wildly popular–art of homebrewing, according to White House Curator Bill Allman. (Above: The President and First Lady check out beer steins; inset is a bottle of White House Honey Ale)
    http://obamafoodorama.blogspot.....rewed.html

    Which brings us to The Obama Dilemma, which is that the man is spot on on all the little stuff all over the map, but wrong and sometimes hugely wrong on the big stuff. So, do you, as a good liberal, do?

  39. 39

    How come our conservative here are not upset that Republicans Have Yet to Offer a Single Piece of Job-Creating Legislation?

    Apparently we have another in the long line of non-reading morons. Didn’t you read Obama created created the jobs summit with bidness Blue John?

    So why should Republicans do anything at all while Obama is “taking care of it”?

  41. 41

    why should Republicans

    Has the resident moron of these comment threads (Puddybud) ever heard that the legislative shares power with the executive and judicial?? Co-equal branches of government??

    His moronic heroes in the House aren’t doing anything because they don’t know how do anything but cut taxes on the rich, screw the middle class and pine to control women’s bodies.

  42. 42

    a databaze of someone elses brainchild

    It was an entertaining project. Remains so to this day. To see right wing tools like you squirm in consternation over thousands of comments about it made it well worth the effort.

  43. 43

    first class travel around the world.

    Great! Means your silly ass isn’t here or if you’re posting your stupid blather from up in the sky that can only mean you’re a bigger dumbass than anyone could have possibly imagined.

    Carry on fool!

  44. 44

    The republicans ran on making jobs, but instead they have spent their time re fighting the culture wars. Apparently the republicans are content to sit back and let the black man do all the work, so long as they get the credit. Typical.

  45. 45

    Does the gutter scraping douche bag ylb read the newspapers or does this moron just scream and shout hoping someone cares? For the first two years under Obama the Congressional DUMMOCRAPTS played second fiddle to Obama. When Obama did health care he told Republicans he had it under control.

    So now, Obama called a meeting with bidness. As he always does he excludes Republicans from his “rants”. Republicans, rightly so are waiting for his “job pronouncements”.

    Of course this is lost on the foolish moron ylb.

  46. 46

    To see right wing tools like you squirm

    Ummmm… foolish moron, you’ve tried eight times to attack me with the database. Each time you FAILED.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Of course this is lost on the foolish moron ylb.

  47. 47

    Means your silly ass isn’t here

    What a Douchebag ylb is… Puddy will post from where ever he pleases.

    Of course this is lost on the foolish moron ylb.

  48. 48

    Apparently the republicans are content to sit back and let the black man do all the work

    What a racist comment blue john!

  49. 49

    So according to Puddybud, the House Republicans are busy making America a better place for all Americans then.

    LMAO!! Anyone who’d buy that needs at least a year of recovery at Western State.

  50. 50

    you’ve tried eight times to attack me with the database.

    LOL! And you’ve cried and whined about the database many, many, many more times than that.

    The entertainment has been too rich.. Keep it up fool. I’m lovin’ it!

  52. 52

    And you’ve cried and whined about the database many, many, many more times than that.

    Whined and cried?

    What a tool ylb is! It’s ridicule of your sorry ASS ylb!

  53. 53

    52 – Sorry silly it’s fear and you know it and you know I’ve presented just a taste of your insanity so far.

    Or maybe you don’t know it seeing how blind you are to your own insanity.

    In that case stay tuned.

  55. 55

    Puddy will post from where ever he pleases

    Apparently, it’s his highness’ pleasure to be a silly dumbass.

  57. 57

    yldouchebag,

    At my next destination. Got some great questions for these peeps. And everyone knows there is only two really silly dumbasses… you and rujax!

    Did rujax finally figger out wall street likes the donkey?

  59. 59

    Got some great questions for these peeps.

    LMAO! Like anyone in the know has any fathomable reason to care about your spew!

    As I said before, carry on idiot! It’s all just entertainment to anyone halfway rational.

  60. 60

    For the first two years under Obama the Congressional DUMMOCRAPTS played second fiddle to Obama.

    Wait a sec. Didn’t the resident moron of these threads and Beck-worshipper in chiefs (Puddybud) say the Congress makes the laws? Oh no! Not his favorite moron in chief that he voted for twice had anything to do with the TARP. No sir!

    Or were those second fiddle Dems just drinking coffee and telling stories during those long committee meetings and legislative markups? And his favorite DINO Lieberman played second fiddle killing the public option.

    What a hopeless dip!

  61. 61

    @60: Again, we’re talking about someone who believes that Nancy Pelosi directs the Republicans on the Senate Ways and Means committee . . . so don’t try to find logical consistency or rationality. They’re no where to be found.

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