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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Seth Meyers wants you to vote.

John Oliver: Facebook (overseas).

Vox: Why America needs automatic voter registration.

Samantha Bee: Revenge of the cheerleaders.

The Atlantic: The chimp who thought she was human.

FOD: Non-voters anonymous.

The Dotard Трамп And His Fellow Comedians:

Trevor: 911 in South Africa.

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses.

Stephen with Hillary Clinton: It’s a “fair request” to ask FBI to investigate Kavanaugh allegations

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Supremely Boffed:

Jimmy Kimmel: Six siblings run attack ad against Congressman Brother.

Stephen: The state that’s removing Hillary Clinton from textbooks

Jimmy Dore: https://youtu.be/IWYvxPry9bM?t=42s

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    Everybody could have avoided this week’s spectacle if this had been brought up early on. Although I understand the accuser, as a crime victim myself. When the prosecutor asked for permission to plea bargain, I said yes. Testifying would have been tough.

  2. 2

    Exactly what 17-year-old who “likes beer” and belongs to the “100 kegs or bust” club is unaware when his state raises the drinking age to 21?

    How “credible” is he now?

  3. 3

    @ 2

    Tell me where he either wrote or spoke that his beer consumption was done legally when he was in high school.

    After turning 18 in February of his senior year, beer consumed in DC would have been done legally.

    He said he drank beer. He said the legal drinking age was 18 for some of his friends and that it was 18 in DC. He didn’t state that his alcohol consumption was done legally.

    You’re a clown, QoS McHillbilly.

  4. 4

    So much for pressing criminal charges.

    To date, there have been no criminal reports filed with the Montgomery County Department of Police that would lead to the initiation of any criminal investigation related to Judge Kavanaugh. Furthermore, the law at the time the offense occured [sic] is the law that must be applied to any charges that might be brought. For example, in 1982, assault and attempted rape were both misdemeanors and subject to a one-year statue of limitations. The Montgomery County Police Department and the Montgomery County State’s Attorney’s Office stand ready to investigate any sexual assault allegations from any victim where the incident occurred in our jurisdiction.

    J. Thomas Manger
    Chief of Police
    Montgomery County Department of Police

    John J. McCarthy
    State’s Attorney
    Montgomery County, Maryland

  5. 5

    3,
    If this were a criminal trial your client would wind up in jail.
    Credibility arises from effort and willingness. Your client’s responses to clear, unambiguous questions about his lifelong consumption of alcohol, which began long before he was of age in either Maryland or DC, were evasive, incomplete, indirect, and essentially untruthful.

    Let’s see how much damage control you idiots can manage in one week before you permanently memorialize how little you think of women or the law.

    This is
    #theotherstuff

  6. 6

    Roypublicans just can’t get enough when it comes to raisin’the Pimp Hand to their bitches.

    T
    Last night the serial lady beater son of a Roypublican VP nom, Track Palin, has gone to jail for beating up girls again!

    Trump won. Everything has changed. This is really who trailerbilly Roypublicans are now.

    Ladies, just don’t talk back. You know how bad it makes them feel after.

  7. 7

    July 1
    Tobin’s House – Workout

    Go to Timmy’s
    for Skis w/
    Judge, Tom, PJ,
    Bernie, Squi

    Train Squi’s bitch.

  8. 8

    @ 7

    Funny Chrissy didn’t recall that the guy she went out with for a couple of months that summer was in the house with her when all this happened on July 1, 1982.

    Don’t get too far out over your Skis, QoS McHillbilly.

  9. 9

    Yeah, funny!
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
    Rape trauma is almost as funny as watching unarmed “thugs” die in a hail of bullets caught on body cam. Wheeeeeeeeee!

    #winning

  10. 10

    CLF on Friday canceled their $3.1 million ad buys for Mike Coffman, (R) CO, and Mike Bishop, (R) MI.

    Speaking of getting out over your skis, somebody better let Pence know about this new “no Mikes” policy.

    #theotherstuff

  11. 11

    Roypublican President Donald J. PornFuck, who admits he has paid dozens of women for their silence about sexual assaults, has forbidden the FBI to interview any of Date Rape’s victims other than Doctor Blasey Ford and Deborah Ramirez.

    So TIL the internal polling of Roypublican voters indicates frottage and unsuccessful rape are “in”. But gang bangs are “out”.

  12. 12

    Pre-Chrissy, Kavanaugh probably squeaks through with 51, maybe 52 votes.

    Once the investigation is complete he’ll be seated with 55 or so votes.

    Democrats will spin this as a victory.

  13. 13

    “Pre-Chrissy…”

    Manchin had permission and was expected to use it.
    Still has permission, but… other stuff.

    Whether it’s McCaskill, Manchin, Nelson, Heitkamp, Donnelly or Tester, it’s a gimmee to go home after a “no” and declare “too many unknowns”, “too many unanswered questions”.

    Turns out “unanswered questions” about stolen emails not as compelling as “unanswered questions” about roid-raging drunken jocks beating up little girls. Who knew?*

    *Roypublicans didn’t. McGahn had you at Roe v Wade.

  14. 14

    Democrats will spin this as a victory.

    We like to tease. But we don’t really celebrate your political failures as our victories. That’s your thing.

    Still, hard not to feel a little schadenfreude seeing Yertle’s master political stroke for the Class 1 Senate races blowing up in his face.
    Date Rape was always supposed to be a repulsive nominee.
    That was always the point.
    But he was supposed to be repulsive in a way that triggered hairy lesbo feminists and impotent “Jewey” snowflakes.
    Not repulsive in a way that horrified soccer moms and NASCAR dads.
    Now you guys find yourselves on defense crafting narratives to sell frottage and attempted rape as “teenage hijinks”.
    “Nothing really happened.”
    Yeah. Actually it did.
    #otherstuff happened.

  15. 15

    @4 This isn’t a criminal trial. Everyone has a right to due process. No one has a right to a seat on the Supreme Court. The burden is on the nominee to satisfy the nation of his fitness.

  16. 16

    Senate Republicans face a quandary. It’s clear they don’t want to delve into Kavanaugh’s youthful drinking, partying, and assaults against women. But if they don’t — if they try to get away with an FBI investigation that is nothing but window dressing — they’re inviting House Democrats tol do it for them:

    “Rep. Jerrold Nadler, D-N.Y., told ABC News Chief Anchor George Stephanopoulos on ‘This Week’ Sunday, ‘We can’t have a justice on the Supreme Court … who has been credibly accused of sexual assaults, who has been credibly accused of various other things … including perjury.’

    “Nadler was responding to a question from Stephanopoulos, who asked, ‘If it turns out that he becomes Justice Kavanaugh, and you’re chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, would you investigate him for possible impeachment?’

    “‘If he is on the Supreme Court, and the Senate hasn’t investigated, then the House will have to,’ Nadler said. ‘We would have to investigate any credible allegations of perjury and other things that haven’t been properly looked into before.'”

    https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/kavanaugh-confirmed-house-investigate-senate-doesnt-democratic-rep/story?id=58174276

  17. 17

    16,
    Like I’ve been saying: the longer this goes on, the worse it gets.
    And the GOP best plan is for it to go on forever.

    Yertle’s plan to use this nom as a political cudgel on vulnerable Dems has blown up. It wont perform that function and if anything is more likely to backfire. Sticking with Justice Blackout Drunk Date Rape gives Dems a punching bag they can haul out as often as needed for at least another election cycle and gives Trailerbilly Child Molesters nothing they wouldn’t also have with any other textualist on the court.

    So naturally they are ride-or-die.

  19. 19

    A good reminder every vote counts. In the Canadian province of New Brunswick, 35 votes on election night determined who got first chance to form government. Theoretically, with 22 seats, it’s the Progressive Conservatives with the first chance. The Greens and the People’s Alliance hold the balance of power.

    https://globalnews.ca/news/4502096/talks-nb-election/

  20. 20

    Another highly educated former college acquaintance of the staggering drunk is exercising his civic duty.

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/01/politics/yale-kavanaugh-drinking/index.html

    He probably won’t be interviewed by the FBI, though, because the FBI probably has been told to interview only people who have good things to say about the staggering drunk who pushed 15-year-old girls into locked bedrooms.

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/01/politics/white-house-kavanaugh-confirmation-postponement/index.html

  22. 22

    20,
    FBI was given STAND DOWN order by White House Friday.
    PornSweat rage-Tweets over the weekend sought to refute the orders and allow the FBI to follow the evidence. McGahn ordered FBI to ignore the President.

    #therealSTANDDOWN

  23. 23

    Flake and Coons on 60 Mins:
    Kavanaugh’s nomination “would be over” if the probe reveals he lied.

    -Never drank on weekdays
    -Never drank to excess
    -Never drank underage
    -Crude sexual jokes about girls were “tributes to dear friends”
    -Never went to any party with victims
    -“Boofing” is farting
    -Devil’s Triangle is a drinking game
    -All four witnesses say it didn’t happen
    -Was not involved in rules governing detention of combatants
    -He first learned of warrantless surveillance in the newspaper
    -Never saw any stolen Senate emails
    -Was not involved in handling Pryor nomination

    Just wait until they dig up his coke dealer.

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