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Onion: America is more religious than other countries due to its proximity to the Gates Of Hell.

Minute Physics: Can we survive curiosity?

Olbermann: Bill-O-the-Clown’s downfall.

Greenman: What happens in the Arctic doesn’t stay in the Arctic.

Jimmy Fallon: Barack Obama is back from his vacation.

Trevor Noah: Confederate Memorial Day makes waves in the South.

Climate Lab: Going green shouldn’t be this hard.

Turmoil in Трамп-Town:

VOX: FAUX News’ problem is a lot bigger than Bill O’Reilly:

Pot activists arrested after smoking pot on the Capitol Lawn.

Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Michael Brooks: FAUX News’ Jesse Watters makes blowjob joke about Ivanka, immediately goes on unplanned ‘vacation’

Minute Physics: How do we know the universe is expanding?

Mental Floss: 31 explosive facts about volcanoes.

Nutcase Alex Jones:

Bill Maher: Change anxiety.

Trevor: So much news…Obama, Coulter & a Senate briefing.

Young Turks: Arkansas is literally on a killing spree.

North Korea’s nuclear threat explained.

Scientists march on Washington.

VOX: How “sanctuary cities” actually work.

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Comments

  1. 1

    Trade war with Canada, now. I wonder if all the auto plants in Michigan get parts from Canada still? Could be some retaliatory tariffs. I also see Boeing wants tariffs on Bombardier, although the latter has had issues in other divisions, such as slow pace of deliveries of streetcars and light rail vehicles to the TTC and Metrolinx.

    Also, in Wednesdays BC Leaders debate, Trump came up a few times. BC Liberal Premier Clark tried to tie the NDP Leader to trump because of the Steel workers endorsement.

  3. 3

    Days Trump has been in office: 100.

    Days #CrookedHillary has been in office: 0.

    If that isn’t winning, I don’t know what is.

  5. 5

    @3 “If that isn’t winning, I don’t know what is.”

    Scoring? A game involves more than just being on the field. But that’s too deep for you, doc. That’s why we call you Doctor Dumbfuck.

  6. 6

    @ 4

    UAL is at 70.21, down 1.30 from close on April 10.

    ALK is at 85.09, down 3.95 from close on April 10.

    The stock hasn’t been hurt at all. Selling naked puts on the 11th bin berry, berry good to me.

    A million dollars plus paid to a passenger is a drop in the bucket.

    The real fallout from the incident is it cost Golden Boy the top job.

    United Airlines reverses plans to make CEO Oscar Munoz chairman after passenger dragging scandal

    http://www.independent.co.uk/n.....96266.html

  9. 9

    In under four years now, Trump will be out of office. All the Democrats have to do is nominate a reasonable person in 2020, and that person will win.

  13. 13

    Yours truly remembers fondly the days when boob got hacked off when called a liar. Gives me a chuckle..

    Yo Elijah!

    You heard the s-town podcast? Holy F!

    https://stownpodcast.org/

    Jeebus is coming! Globull warmin’ is a hoaks.. Everybody gettin’ fatter and more tatooed..

    Thing’s a hoot!

  14. 14

    The physician benefactor of Robert Menendez was convicted of 67 counts of Medicare fraud yesterday.

    Time to cut a deal with fed prosecutors.

  15. 15

    @6 “The stock hasn’t been hurt at all.”

    Because a million-dollar payout to an abused passenger doesn’t show up on the bottom line at all, and the professional traders who account for over 90% of stock transactions don’t give a damn about business ethics. They would invest in Hitler if his Auschwitz subsidiary made money for them. Then you’ll be in charge of the in-flight service.

    Maybe one reason United still has passengers is because all the other airlines suck, too. The solution is to keep investing and compounding your money, instead of wasting it on indulgences like horse trailers, until you can afford your own private jet. Then you’ll be in charge of the in-flight service.

  18. 18

    @9 Trump is over 70 and may be dead in 2020. I’m the same age as him, and last month I was pissing through a tube. Of course, his shit and piss comes out of his mouth, which gives him a physical advantage over me. But that doesn’t make him immortal.

  19. 19

    @14 “The physician benefactor of Robert Menendez was convicted of 67 counts of Medicare fraud yesterday. Time to cut a deal with fed prosecutors.”

    I won’t comment, as I assume you have more experience in this kind of thing than I do.

  21. 21

    Philippine president Duterte, who’s never met a rival or critic he didn’t want to destroy, is worried that Trump thinks too much like Duterte.

  22. 22

    @20 Wisdom comes with age; for some people, that is. At least she’s not a 70-year-old still stuck in kindergarten like Trump is.

  23. 23

    3,
    We continue to witness Doctor Dumbfuck’s gradual transformation into the Chauncey Gardiner of Trumpublican politics.

  24. 24

    13,
    Yes! Hillbillies always serve their highest, best purpose as entertaining objects of ridicule and collective mirth.
    And on that note, I give you…
    comedy gold.

  26. 26

    9,
    They’ll win, followed shortly thereafter by an eight year continuous mass shrieking on the part of FNC, Breitbarf, WSJ, InfoWarts, The Spectator, and every single white hillbilly dick pill addict over 50 about child sex slaves under a bowling alley in Arlington being overseen by Nancy Pelosi, George Soros, Alec Baldwin, and The Bilderbergs.

    Will you buy?
    Yes.
    You will.

  27. 27

    Doing what he does best: Dividing.

    “This was the most divisive speech I have ever heard from a sitting American president,” Gergen said. “Others may disagree about that. He played to his base and he treated his other listeners, the rest of the people who have been disturbed about him or opposed him, he treated them basically as, ‘I don’t give a damn what you think because you’re frankly like the enemy.’ I thought it was a deeply disturbing speech.”

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/29/.....index.html

  28. 28

    @27 I’m not a historian but I think that’s right out of Hitler’s and Putin’s playbook. #Resist!

    All Libbies and Snoweflakes burn this shit down!

  29. 29

    No, oh he’s not a Nazi, he’s just a run of the mill Fascist, more along the line of Mussolini or Franco. He’s not dangerous to anyone but his enemies who seem to be increasing in number.

    A spoiled man-baby with no sense of decorum, morality or ethics. The perfect Conservative. An industrialists wet dream.

  31. 31

    North Carolina officials uncovered a case of actual voting fraud and referred it for felony prosecution. But the prosecutor, a Republican, decided not to press charges against the perp for “compassionate” reasons. Wanna guess who the suspect illegally voted for?

    http://www.charlotteobserver.c.....38034.html

  32. 32

    So it looks like the Cover Oregon people were the ones who organized Fyre Festival.

    https://fyrefestival.com/

    And it looks like Susan Rice penned the explanation for everything that went wrong on their home page.

  35. 35

    From the link @ 34:

    Right now, they’re just going around having fun being in demand.

    Did #CrookedHillary ever, in her political life, have a period of time like this?

    Bernie sure did.

    What Hillary had, instead, was this:

    You know,
    Michelle and I, we talk over the dinner table, we explained to our
    daughters, you know, not everything`s supposed to be inspiring. Sometimes
    you just do what you have to do and one of the things you got to do right
    now is to make sure to vote for Hillary Clinton.

  37. 37

    I see that Doctor Dumbfuck is littering this thread with more pro-Putin hashtags. Must be how traitors celebrate their treason.

    Way to sell out America, Doctor Dumbfuck.

  39. 39

    @ 32~36:

    You’re sounding more desperate and terrified with every post.

    Could it be that you’re finally beginning to realize that your little cheeseball Russian mobster godfather is really just a greasy little turd in an overpriced and badly-mixed bowl of punch? Certainly the first stages of understanding that one has been utterly hoodwinked is denial, then it would follow that desperately clawing about for something, anything that would be cause for relief from the horror of one’s mistake might be a valid solution. Blame the people that didn’t save your ass from your own stupidity. Blame the people that tried to tell you what a piece of shit the man is for not being vehement enough.

    Of course, you could just be flailing about while drowning in the increasingly undeniable symptoms of Dementia, just as your “President” is doing.

    It’s becoming harder to hide from people, isn’t it.

  40. 40

    @ 38

    Steve, your arguments are unusually weak this morning. You sure it wasn’t methanol you imbibed last nite? Or real absinthe, perhaps?

    October 13, 2015

    Investors Grill Russia: CalPERS, Foreign Investors Question Putin On Economy, Syria, Ukraine

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/kenrapoza/2015/10/13/calpers-drill-putin/#5a38587b171d

    Two days later:

    Calpers Joins BlackRock’s Goldberg Ramping Up on Russian Debt

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-10-15/calpers-joins-blackrock-s-goldberg-ramping-up-on-russian-debt

    If an extremely large pension fund investing on behalf of millions of liberals can drop some coin in Russia, Steve, surely a GOP dude won’t go to hell for dropping some coin in a Russian ETF or two.

    At least CalPERS did some stiff grilling before dropping coin, eh? Or maybe they got something special, and under the table, from Putin in exchange for doing so.

    Weak, Steve. Very weak. This is the shit YLB would shill. You’ve got game, usually.

  41. 41

    I was just thinking, Steve. I bet former California State employee Kamala Harris has some of her retirement in CalPERS.

    Shouldn’t you be telling Chuck Schumer that his new junior senator from the Great State of California is a traitor?

  42. 42

    Yeah, right, Doctor. Because CalPERS grilling Putin on Crimea and the Ukraine in 2015 is exactly the same as today’s occupant of White House nurturing an infestation of Russian stooges in the mold of the traitor Mike Flynn, all hankering to sell out our nation to Putin for a handful of rubles.

    It looks to me, Doctor, like equivalency fails delivered with side of snide are all you’ve got anymore.

  43. 43

    Hey, Steve, here’s the 2016 CalPERS annual investment report:

    https://www.calpers.ca.gov/docs/forms-publications/annual-investment-report-2016.pdf

    They were holding nearly $3M worth of Russian rubles. I guess back when it was June 30, 2016, and everyone assumed #CrookedHillary was gonna win, no one had reason to believe that Russia was anything but a good global citizen, amirite?

    Then there are all of these Russian bonds:

    RUSSIA GOVT BOND OFZ 7.50 03/15/18 662,400,000 10,059,673 10,118,898
    RUSSIA GOVT BOND OFZ 7.50 02/27/19 111,205,000 1,577,126 1,683,812
    RUSSIA GOVT BOND OFZ 6.70 05/15/19 6,637,082,000 92,124,299 98,219,774
    RUSSIA GOVT BOND OFZ 6.80 12/11/19 2,013,950,000 28,726,763 29,800,564
    RUSSIA GOVT BOND OFZ 6.40 05/27/20 4,401,678,000 56,878,297 63,960,511
    RUSSIA GOVT BOND OFZ 7.60 04/14/21 2,485,161,000 36,981,169 37,699,088
    RUSSIA GOVT BOND OFZ 7.60 07/20/22 811,996,000 9,716,774 12,260,526
    RUSSIA GOVT BOND OFZ 7.00 01/25/23 1,377,686,000 19,315,677 20,163,595
    RUSSIA GOVT BOND OFZ 7.00 08/16/23 3,830,417,000 50,824,533 56,007,410
    RUSSIA GOVT BOND OFZ 7.00 08/16/23 356,410,000 4,992,100 5,211,339
    RUSSIA GOVT BOND OFZ 8.15 02/03/27 4,779,545,000 64,966,840 74,898,431
    RUSSIA GOVT BOND OFZ 7.05 01/19/28 2,030,595,000 26,635,591 29,157,472
    RUSSIA GOVT BOND OFZ 8.50 09/17/31 82,700,000 1,270,856 1,322,501
    RUSSIA I/L BOND OFZ 2.50 08/16/23 1,070,030,000 16,854,340 16,533,532

    I didn’t add it up but it looks like nearly a quarter of a billion dollars, Steve. And $41M more here:

    RUSSIAN FEDERATION 5.63 04/04/42 36,670,409 35,393,844 41,469,832

    Should I notify Raw Story? Or will you do it instead, Steve? This surely would be newsworthy to them, no? That all of the liberals who have investments in CalPERS are traitors and whatnot.

    I’m sure there’s more evidence of a traitorous relationship with Russia in the report, Steve, but it’s 376 pages long and I only perused the first 22. Enjoy!

  44. 44

    More CalPERS Russian malfeasance, Steve:

    It’s appalling. California’s pension fund (CalPERS)—the largest public pension fund in the nation—has invested more than $25 million in companies that directly support the torture and abuse of LGBT youth: mail.ru and MegaFon. These companies are tied to VK.Com, the Russian internet company that has allowed Occupy Pedophilia to post videos of LGBT teenagers being kidnapped, tortured, and beaten, encouraging copycat attacks on LGBT youth, and putting youth in further danger by outing them to their families and anti-LGBT gangs in Russian.

    By investing in these and other Russian companies, CalPERS is supporting the Russian government which just last year enacted laws that criminalize people for being LGBT or simply for speaking out in favor of LGBT rights.

    http://www.nclrights.org/get-i.....ian-youth/

    CalPERS is a big entity. Yeah, better go for the GOP dude in Montana first.

  45. 45

    David Garff, president and chief investment officer at Accuvest Global Advisors, says Russia is “the only country we follow that has a trailing P/E [or price-earnings ratio] of less than 10 times.” (He puts it at 8.5.) “The average country trades at over 20.”

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/a-vaneck-russia-etf-surges-1483930801

    Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit will probably put his next massive $27 investment into RSX.

  46. 46

    Hey Steve, if you click on a link in your Raw Story link, you learn this:

    Dems withhold cash from Montana special election

    http://www.politico.com/story/.....ing-237751

    Gotta keep some in reserve to fund #CrookedHillary’s next @ 33 run for the roses. Never mind that she’s getting long in the tooth.

    Fogelberg for a Sunday morning, anyone?

  47. 47

    @ 42

    It looks to me, Doctor, like equivalency fails delivered with side of snide are all you’ve got anymore.

    The preceding from a guy who can’t do much other than call me a traitor for, um, not voting for Trump, I guess. Or maybe for not Going Full Godwin after the fact.

    Yeah, Steve. Traitorous. No equivalency fail there at all.

  48. 48

    Get ready for soaring deficits to finance tax cuts for millionaires — again. And few years from now, Republicans will blame the exploding debt on Democrats — again.

    http://www.cnbc.com/2017/04/30.....-term.html

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: They might even use it as an excuse to cut Social Security and Medicare, saying we can’t afford those programs anymore.

  50. 50

    @ 48

    They might even use it as an excuse to cut Social Security and Medicare, saying we can’t afford those programs anymore.

    Or we can do nothing to those programs and instead go

    http://thehill.com/homenews/se.....rity-alone

    Full Harry Reid. It won’t be long until those programs will fail under their own weight.

    I smiled when I read the part about centrist Democrats in the piece. It was penned in 2011.

    There are no more centrist Democrats. Most have been replaced by Republicans.

    And as for the ones who are left:

    http://www.politico.com/story/.....ise-237791

    Someone around here once had something to say about unwillingness to work with the president. But it was a different president.

  51. 51

    Weak, Steve. Very weak.

    LOL! Just about anything is stronger than being butt sore over an imagined 901 page health care bill being passed with reconciliation..

    Or waxing orgasmic over repatriated corporate cash that to date has only resulted in more people being layed off.

    Boob is strangely silent these days about those particular hemmorhoid flare ups.

  52. 52

    YLB’s single days:

    Dine-and-dash-dater strikes again! Man, 44, who lures in women online but runs out on their first dates before the check arrives claims another victim

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....z4flXLJsv2

    YLB always preferred fat chicks. They couldn’t run fast enough to catch him, and he was usually prettier, anyway.

  53. 53

    Of course, the downside of YLB’s proclivity to stick others with the bill @ 52 in any situation is that it never got him @ 51 “layed”.

    Well, that and most women after half a dinner-date with him no longer believed YLB actually possessed a penis.

  54. 54

    @50 “It won’t be long until those programs will fail under their own weight.”

    You’d better pray they don’t, and prepare for riots in the streets if they do, because two-thirds of the people in this country will have no other income of health care in their old age, thanks to Republican wage and employment policies.

    The more likely reality is that ex-doctors whose retirement checks are as bloated as their waistlines will be taxed to keep the regime afloat.

    If you can afford a high-end pickup and shiny new horse trailer, a few thousand dollars more to the government every year is a small price to pay to avoid Marie Antoinette’s fate.

  56. 56

    @53 On the subject of dickless people, I’d merely observe that the average Republican politician thinks starting a war that someone else has to fight is an adequate substitute for not having a dick.

  57. 57

    Because CalPERS’ less than .001 percent investment of their fund is equivalent to our Trump’s National Security Adviser living off of Putin’s dole. You know, the traitor to whom Trump continued to allow access to our nation’s intelligence after Trump learned of his transgressions? So what else you got going on?

    “UK was given details of alleged contacts between Trump campaign and Moscow”

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/apr/28/trump-russia-intelligence-uk-government-m16-kremlin?CMP=share_btn_tw

    “call me a traitor for, um, not voting for Trump”

    Says HA’s very own pro-Putin twitter-bot who has over 3,000 Trump hashtags to his credit.

  59. 59

    “What’s a Trump hashtag?”

    Hell, you should know. Same thing as a pro-Putin hashtag. You’ve left over 3,000 of them in these threads. That’s a lot of hashtags for someone playing dumb about being a Putin lovin’ traitor and Trump supporter.

  60. 60

    Somewhere between his 3,000th and 3,500th hashtag, Doctor Dumbfuck announces,

    “Crooked Hillary is now part of the American lexicon, Steve.”

    So is calling Republicans traitors. One fits, the other doesn’t. Seeing as how you can’t come up with a single fucking crime, I figure you can puzzle this one out for yourself.

  61. 61

    @58 I’m sure a doctor living well on his Medicare reimbursements knows a public-teat-sucking leech when he sees one. Bathroom mirrors perform that function admirably well.

  62. 62

    @ 52 & 55:

    Definitely a Trumpppist. One of the things The Don was famous for back in the 80s and 90s was dining and dashing from high end restaurants in NYC. He was sued for it repeatedly. He’d show up with his entourage, order several thousands of dollars worth of expensive wine and food, then split without tending to the bill. He did it to the Brown Derby to the tune of something like $60,000 back in the 80s.

  63. 63

    This guy looks like one of yours, Boob:

    “Police received reports of a man shooting people by the swimming pool at around 6 p.m., Chief Shelley Zimmerman said at a news conference. The gunman was described as a white male, reports CBS San Diego affiliate KFMB-TV. Four black women, two black men, and one Hispanic man were taken to hospitals with gunshot wounds, Zimmerman said. … One witness told KFMB the gunman was drinking beer as he was firing.”

    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/6-.....ll-gunman/

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: I wonder if he yelled “Go back to your own country!” or “Sic semper tyrannus!” while he was shooting?

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