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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorshop.

Jimmy Dore get a call from Ted Cruz after his town hall with Bernie.

Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse does a science experiment test on the Senate floor.

President Pussy Pinching Putin Puppet:

Samantha Bee: Paul Ryan—a portrait in courage.

Seth Meyers with John Oliver: Obama should chill with the vacation photos.

Jimmy Dore chats with Mitt Romney.

Black History Month:

Bassem Youssef: How to hate right.

Samantha Bee: A break from the apocalypse.

Jimmy Dore chats with Sen. Sharrod Brown.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    Isn’t the military aide that carries the football supposed to blend in? Also, this is the party that made an issue with the server during the campaign, but seems to not have a problem with the recent events.

    By the way, I believe Senator Scott is from South Carolina.

  3. 3

    Copypasta from my FB feed:

    (I can’t find a direct source for this, there seems to be multiple cites and postings along this theme.)

    “This is what Trump and Putin are up to:
    Exxon Mobil, under Rex Tillerson, brokered a deal with Russia in 2013 to lease over 60 million acres of Russian land to pump oil out of (which is five times as much land as they lease in this country), but all that Russian oil would go through pipelines in the Ukraine, who heavily tax the proceeds, and Ukraine was applying for admission into NATO at the time.

    Putin subsequently invaded Ukraine in 2014, secured the routes to export the oil tax-free by sea, and took control of the port where their Black Sea Naval Fleet is based, by taking the Crimean peninsula from Ukraine by force. This was Hitler style imperialism that broke every international law in the free world.
    After Obama sanctioned Russia for the invasion, Exxon Mobil could only pump oil from approximately 3 of those 60+ million acres. But now Rex Tillerson is soon to be US Secretary of State, and as of today, there’s information circulating that Donald Trump will likely unilaterally remove all sanctions against Russia in the coming days or weeks.

    The Russian government’s oil company, Rosneft, will make half a trillion (500 Billion) dollars from that much untapped oil, all pumped tax-free through Crimea, stolen from Ukraine, now owned by Russia. Putin may have subverted our government just for this deal to go through.

    It’s gets worse: 19.5% or $20 Billion worth of the Russian Oil Giant was transferred to new owners in December. The identities of the new owners is unknown. The shell corporation is a Cayman islands registered corporate ditch designed for anonymous ownership.”

    Donald Trump’s own shell companies are rumored to be the new owners of that 1/5 stake. That’s $100 Billion worth. His attorney of record for defending his potential conflicts of interest as President, works for Morgan Lewis, a law firm that was pronounced “Russian Law firm of the year” in 2016 by Chambers and Partners.

    The President of the United States is a man who might just have sold out his country for a 20% stake in an oil company owned mostly by the Head of State, the President of Russia, Vladimir Putin.

    Great Fucking Noodles.

  6. 6

    @ #4

    Funny, how he rambles on for almost 2 minutes without actually answering the question.

  7. 7

    Arizona, which has had trouble obtaining execution drugs, now invites condemned inmates to provide the drugs for their executions themselves. So far no takers.

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireS.....s-45568657

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Arizona is a GOP-run state. What do you expect from Republicans? Interestingly, GOP lawmakers usually avoid suggesting firing squads. Maybe they can’t get anybody to mop up the blood, or maybe they’re skittish about the potential comparisons to Nazi firing squads.

  8. 8

    Carl, those ads predicting Hillary’s victory over Trump are a bit out of date. It’s time to take them down.

  9. 9

    @ 1

    Isn’t the military aide that carries the football supposed to blend in?

    Not at all. The man or woman carrying the briefcase is usually the only military type in a large group of civilians. They are in uniform, most frequently I see the yellow rope and scrambled egg over a shoulder as part of it, and they’re carrying something rather obvious with them. Google it and review the photos.

    Although maybe that’s just the decoy. ’cause ‘froggy could be rubbing off on me just a bit.

  10. 10

    @ 7

    Maybe they can’t get anybody to mop up the blood, or maybe they’re skittish about the potential comparisons to Nazi firing squads.

    It’s Arizona. What girl

    Admirers dubbed them the Fabulous Five after their election last month when, for the first time anywhere, voters put women in a state’s top five offices. The Girls, as some of them call themselves, couldn’t be more delighted by their success. But for the most part, the quintet is oblivious to the acclamation, and adamant: We just want to do the job.

    http://articles.latimes.com/19.....s/mn-55002

    doesn’t know how to use a mop?

  11. 11

    @ 3

    Donald Trump’s own shell companies are rumored to be the new owners of that 1/5 stake. That’s $100 Billion worth.

    Now, that’s inconsistent with what y’all libbies were claiming back in the election period, when #CrookedHillary was outspending The Donald by fairly massive amounts and the GOP hadn’t yet ramped up advertising. Back then y’all libbies were claiming that he wasn’t worth nearly as much as he claimed and that there were no ads because he didn’t have the money. He didn’t want to release his tax returns because it would prove how little he had.

    Remember the good ol’ days when #CrookedHillary was up 6 and the Oval Office drapes were being measured to be re-hung in her favorite shade of tweed, ’cause The Donald didn’t have the money to stop her?

    Now y’all libbies want Trump to be a trillionaire ’cause it would better fit your narrative.

    She out spent him 2-to-1. She still lost.

    Bigly.

  13. 13

    Just last week one of the MutJob Limbaugh wannabes on KIRO was talking about nobody riding light rail.

    never let facts get in the way, eh?

    Overall, Link saw an 89 percent weekday ridership growth in Q4, from 34,963 to 66,203 average weekday riders. A large portion was due to the new stations:

    University of Washington Station: 9,300 daily boardings
    Capitol Hill Station: 6,800 daily boardings
    Angle Lake Station: 2,800 daily boardings
    But existing stations also saw significant growth – likely as a result of the new extensions with Capitol Hill and UW being major destinations from the existing stations and riders from those new stations also heading downtown to work.

  14. 14

    @11

    Wherein we see someone arguing that spending political donations is JUST LIKE using elected office to drive personal wealth of the officeholder. Hint, one of those is illegal.

  15. 15

    But then they never really tire of being wrong.

    Homelessness is going to kill Seattle’s economy!!!

    $15 is going to kill Seattle’s economy!!!

    War on cars is going to kill Seattle’s economy!!!

    Yeah, not so much

    The city led the nation in the number of construction cranes last year, most of them in the core. With 265,000 jobs, employment increased 23 percent from 2010 to 2015. As of last year, downtown residents totaled more than 70,000, up 18 percent since 2010. The city as a whole saw its population grow by 10 percent during that period.

  17. 17

    @ 13

    I don’t recall someone saying no one was riding. I recall seeing on King5 a Renton resident saying that her car tabs had skyrocketed and she wasn’t seeing a local benefit from Sound Transit.

    She’s got a point:

    “To be very blunt about it, for the amount of money that we’ve put into Sound Transit, and have been for 20 years, we haven’t gotten value, and we will continue to pay for light rail to Redmond and Issaquah, and we won’t get anything,” Renton Councilmember Don Persson said at a Monday meeting.

    Renton, home to more than 98,000 residents, seems the most vociferous among many cities sending final comments to the Sound Transit board of directors, which on June 23 will publish a 25-year, $50 billion package for the November ballot.

    http://www.seattletimes.com/se.....d-transit/

    That link was from last Spring, prior to the increases in fees and taxes resulting from the ST3 vote.

    When you take things from people and give them nothing in return, they learn to resent it. Go figure.

    Here’s my current link:

    http://www.king5.com/news/loca...../409453811

    Where’s yours, Cz-252?

  19. 19

    @ 11

    “#CrookedHillary was outspending The Donald by fairly massive amounts and the GOP hadn’t yet ramped up advertising. Back then y’all libbies were claiming that he wasn’t worth nearly as much as he claimed and that there were no ads because he didn’t have the money. He didn’t want to release his tax returns because it would prove how little he had.”

    It still applies. One of the speculations I’ve seen around a number of times and I find quite plausible, is that he’s completely broke and in debt to Russian and other Eastern European oligarchs banksters to the tune of around 1 $Billion or more. This would explain his slavish devotion to people like Putin who probably promised him a large chunk of the Russian oil companies business, in exchange for his loyalty willingness to pay him back in real money so the Russians don’t have to bomb the Crimea again, or at least start taking possession of the various properties the Don allegedly owns, even those in New York.

    If theres one thing the big players in the former Soviet bloc hate, it’s people not paying them back and they’re VERY good at getting people to do that. They have Armies and Air Forces. Real ones with modern equipment and experienced personell. And they know how to use them. They’re all former Generals and Colonels and Communist Party Leaders and such in their respective countries. They have spent a lot of time and energy consolidating and protecting all of that shit they had stolen while the old Communist regimes still ruled those countries and they happened to be the people in charge of running those regimes. The Don was going to have to pay them back eventually, one way or the other.

    Donald Trump is just another tool for the black-market banks that pretty much rule the former Soviet Bloc. They don’t play nice.

  20. 20

    @ 18

    He makes my skin crawl the same way Ann Coulter does. But he is very successful in getting libbie panties into a twist, and watching libbies these past three months has been nothing short of hilarious.

    Which of you is going to be the one to shoot him?

  21. 21

    @ 19

    So Trump’s both

    @ 19 completely broke and

    @ 3 the owner of shell companies holding $20B.

    Got it.

  22. 22

    @ 21

    You really do put a lot of work into being a stupid motherfucker. The value of those possible holdings is in the future value of that Russian national oil company, if the American sanctions were lifted. The full value of those holdings is around $100 Billion. With a B. He sold us out for an oil deal between Shell and the Russian Government for a nice cut of the proceeds. His debts get paid off, and he makes a tidy profit. Everybody is happy. He’s just like fucking Milo Minderbinder.

  23. 23

    @ 22

    You really do put a lot of work into being a stupid motherfucker.

    Not all of us have the luxury, nor the excuse, of having been born that way, ‘froggy.

  26. 26

    Good ole free speech. Fakesters and fraydsters can only resort to lies. That’s why people can’t stand Milo, Puffballs’s Girlfriend.

    He can spew his shit all he wants but the reason he is disliked is because not that he openly says what he says, it’s that he’s arrogant and everything he says is bulshit, just like the Troll hereand that’s why they like him.

    Here’s A Fact-Check On Milo Yiannopoulos’ Incendiary Claims About Trans People
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....c6w4qp8pvi

    LONG LIVE IRELAND – TRUE HOME OF THE FREE AND THE BRAVE.

    Fuck-off Milo.

  27. 27

    @ 26

    Here’s A Fact-Check On Milo…

    And here are the qualifications of said “fact-checker”:

    He received his MFA in Poetry from New York University and his poems have been featured in The New Republic, The Best American Erotic Poetry from 1800 to the Present, and other publications.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....-michelson

    Well, with credentials like that, why would anyone question his pronouncements? He, after all, practices some very serious journalism:

    Straight Guys Agree To Look At Dick Pics And What Happens Next Is Hilarious

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....a129e9a611

    Keep it up. By comparison you make the Fucking Moron seem downright cerebral, gman.

  29. 29

    19,
    As the Public Enemy #1 media report it, the ownership xfer of the 19% took place in Dec. long after the campaigning was over.
    http://www.reuters.com/article.....SKBN1582OH
    But dont expect a fucking traitor like Doctor Dumbfuck to let that get in the way of a poor attempt at cover up.

    Of course there’s nothing inconsistent with any of these suspicions. In fact it tends to fit the facts better than most theories. As you point out, a financially unstable Trump family would be far more interested in this adventure in treason than otherwise.

  30. 30

    @27 yeah you are one fuckin moron, based on those credentials you discount the facts regardless. Welll here are some facts that Milo and I were discussing last night. Straight people are murderous neanderthals. Now how can you disputed those facts?

  31. 31

    @11 Still celebrating the victory election of a mentally ill racist narcissistic snatch-grabbing traitor who uses the office to line his own pockets?

  32. 32

    @17 “When you take things from people and give them nothing in return, they learn to resent it. Go figure.”

    Well, I went and figured, and what I came up with is, they were given an opportunity to vote on it and they voted for it. So, for better or worse, “the people” did it to themselves.

  33. 33

    @23 I wasn’t born a stupid motherfucker, and I don’t work at it either, because I have no particular desire to be one. Where does that urge come from in your case?

  34. 34

    @ 33

    Think of it like method acting. De Niro putting on all that weight for the scene at the end of Raging Bull.

    Assuming a role enables me to converse with most of y’all. Yourself included, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  35. 35

    13) There are empty trains, but usually at Westlake Station, the PA system is making the following anouncement as the train pulls in: “May I have your attention please, the last Northbound bus has just left International District Station and will be calling at all tunnel stations in the next few minutes, the tunnel will be closing shortly”

    I work the night shift, so I am often on that last train coming home. The mid-day trains I take to work, often full

  36. 36

    @34

    “Think of it like method acting. De Niro putting on all that weight for the scene at the end of Raging Bull.Think of it like method acting. De Niro putting on all that weight for the scene at the end of Raging Bull.”

    Well you got at least part of that right, but not the part you think. All we get from you is pretty much raging bull.

  37. 37

    Copypasta from my FB feed:

    Yes, you can trust everything on Facebook right vomit producing dead toad @3!

    Another LIV identified! Imagine if this moron used 23 and Me to investigate its DNA?

  38. 38

    So Drumpf has spent 11.3 million in ONE MONTH for R&R at Mar a Lago which is almost as much as TWO TERM President Obama would spend on average in ONE YEAR..

    http://www.independent.co.uk/n.....86261.html

    Heh. So yeah TWO TERM President Obama was a fervent golfer, a golf addict. He played a round every 8.8 days.. Geez, that’s a rate that would make a golf addicted CEO blush..

    By comparison Drumpf has played a round only once every 9.7 days..

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2017/02/13/trump-used-to-have-a-slightly-different-opinion-of-presidents-playing-golf/

    There.. That’s more like it. And at 11.3 million a month, it’s a great deal for the country.

  41. 41

    The loon is back and is spewing hate. And for that, some hapless goat paid dearly, poor thing.

  42. 42

    SPPSteve and the fetid gaseous arschloch.

    Two peas in a pod PWND by Puddy!

    baka and raka!

    DUMMOCRETIN are SCUM!

  43. 43

    It’s great to see how the fetid gaseous arschloch dedicated a series of love to Puddy!

    Thanks fetid gaseous arschloch. Puddy evaluated the link butt didn’t visit your putrid blog!

    DUMMOCRETIN are SCUM!

  47. 47

    Another SPPSteve head explosion @46! Seven times shit pressure now. Anazing how that femotmeter brain cell is under such pressure!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Wait for it… SPPSteve is sooooooooooooooooooooo predictable!

    KAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  50. 50

    Remember this bozo in the Trump news conference? http://www.lifezette.com/poliz.....-reporter/

    Correspondent acts confused by Trump meeting quip, offered to set up similar engagements for Clinton

    The veteran Washington journalist, however, appeared to be a bit more than a chronicler of current events during last year’s presidential campaign. Emails pilfered from Clinton campaign Chairman John Podesta’s email account and published in the fall by WikiLeaks suggest a rather chummy relationship between Ryan and the Clinton camp.

    Hmmm…? Downright amazing!

    Trump probably knew this butt other DUMMOCRETINS did not! Now why is that? 24 hour forgetfulness!

  56. 56

    2

    Yep, home of the fakes frauds and phonies…kinda like schedulers who boast they are “running” multiple high rise projects.

    ….well, that is until they get called out on their BS by people who, you know, actually run high rise projects.

    Owned.

    Oh….so……when ya moving?

  59. 59

    I would rather all the socialists, and their marxist brethren, lined up against a wall than see them in power.

  60. 60

    Looks like I lit the batshit crazy loon’s fuse again. Nine loon head explosions in a row! Not a record for the loon, but still very, very impressive.

  63. 63

    @54 “Imagine if flyover America starts boycotting Hollyweird?”

    Shrug. That’s like a dozen blades of grass in a golf course turning brown. Trump would notice, but nobody else would.

  64. 64

    @59 What is it with you wingers’ blood lust? Did your fathers murder your mothers? Or do you get that from too much TV, too many video games, or is it some sort of GOP gene?

    Btw, if you want to line up Marxists, I might help you. After all, those are the people I fought in Vietnam. We don’t have very many here in the USA, though. While we’re at it, let’s line up the Fascists, too. We have a lot of those.

  66. 66

    @61 I’m starting not to laugh at Trump’s fake massacres, because his Heil-saluting followers believe this crap, and few things are as frightening as an ignorant mob.

  68. 68

    All you need to know about “Russiagate”:

    “Trump Organization lawyer Michel Cohen hand-delivered a ‘peace’ plan for Russia and Ukraine to former national security adviser Michael Flynn before Flynn was asked to resign, the New York Times reported on Sunday.

    “The plan, which involved lifting sanctions on Russia, was drafted by Cohen — a close confidante of President Donald Trump who has served as his organization’s special counsel since 2007 — and Felix Sater, a Russian-American real estate developer who has helped the Trump Organization scout deals in Russia.

    “Sater, a businessman formerly linked with the Mafia who has boasted of his ‘relationship with Trump,’ told the Washington Post last May that he ‘handled all of the negotiations’ for the Trump Organization’s dealings in Russia in the mid-2000’s.

    “Ukrainian lawmaker Andrii V. Artemenko, who met with Trump’s campaign team during the election, was also involved in drafting the proposal. …”

    Read the rest of the sordid story here:

    https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/02/19/report-trump-lawyer-hand-delivered-michael-flynn-plan-lift-russia-sanctions/21717217/

  69. 69

    @56 did I say “ran” multiple high rise projects? I don’t recall saying that. But show me where I said that before I apologize for incorrectly mis characterizing what I do.

    And you never really stated what it is that you do, aside from living in your Mom’s basement. So tell us your role in High Rise projects.

    And if you, or the company you work, relies on a technical administrative assistant be just a data entry individual with respect to the scheduling on “your” projects then you obviously don’t take scheduling too serious.

    I have multiple project teams that rely on me and look towards me for their guidance and planning in the scheduling of their projects. Oh especially the 63 story one that I am working that is just getting underway.

    Spoken like true dumbfuck that doesn’t knowhis ass from his elbow. Let me guess you use Microsoft Project. That’s got to be the funniest thing in the world if you do and you think you have a schedule.

    LONG LIVE IRELAND – TRUE HOME OF THE FREE AND BRAVE.

    Unlike a place that has too many fakes, frauds and phonies like you.

  70. 70

    69

    Still flailing away there are ua gman?

    You got called out on your BS…..now you trying to back-track

    Predictable.

    When ya mooven?

  73. 73

    “Not My President’s Day” rallies are planned in several cities tomorrow, and why not? Trump is going around the country holding pro-Trump rallies, so why can’t patriotic Americans hold anti-traitor rallies? Seattle doesn’t have a march planned, but will host a musical benefit for the ACLU called “Outrage Onstage.” Details below:

    http://www.thestranger.com/eve.....ge-onstage

    Meanwhile, here at HA, we moral folk will keep doing God’s work by verbally bashing the troll scum.

  79. 79

    Trump and his staff have turned lying into a governing theme.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....02ad55ad8a?

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: If the American people accept dishonesty as a way to run our country, then we’re finished as a democracy. We have a good thing here, compared to the rest of humanity, and Trump and his supporters are throwing it away.

  83. 83

    Looks like Boob jumped the gun on this one too, boosting about how Puffy’s boyfriend was going to speak at CPAC (NOT!)

    Now Boob will probably say that he wasn’t boosting about it, and just reporting news. But we all know Boob’s snide remarks are not just reporting of news – he always has a mission to rub a nose or two in it. And of course Boob will never come out and take a stance on anything – he really just likes to report and keep all options open to deny what he was later trying to say.

    And Boob, like every Rupuke, wouldn’t want to invite Milo to dinner, they just need to use him for the day or hour, like a whore, to piss off the others. And it is ok for Milo to make Boob’s skin crawl but not ok for Milo to make Liberals skin crawl…..according to Boob, if you are a liberal and Milo makes your skin crawl and you express it freely (oh that thing that Repukes like to limit and conserve for themselves) then you are on the edge of taking the guy out.

    But Milo is out (and not just the fag out – he’s out)…..what’s a little pedophilia when you typically are use to fucking goats?

    http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141708214

    Puffy you should keep your boyfriend from having to turn to little boys.

  85. 85

    It’s hard for me to understand why those conservatives would rescind a speaking invitation just because the speaker is a pedophile. More likely it’s because they don’t have adequate hand-washing facilities.

  86. 86

    It’s hard for me to understand why those conservatives would rescind a speaking invitation just because the speaker is a pedophile. More likely it’s because they lack adequate hand-washing facilities.

  87. 87

    Russia’s longtime U.N. ambassador dropped dead today in New York of an apparent heart attack. Maybe that’s a job opening Michael Flynn could apply for?

  89. 89

    @82 I’m sure Prnce was only disappointed with Hillary too. Benghazi! Email Servers!

    What acwaste of time and waste of taxpayers money investigating a disappointment. I guess it wasn’t about the issue, more of having an opportunity to make her unelectable. And they succeeded. The fake shit really does work on dumbfuck Repukes.

    LONG LIVE IRELAND!

  92. 92

    @90 Maybe he’ll have to get a real job and find out what it’s like to do backbreaking labor for $7.25 an hour. Personally, I don’t think he’s worth $15 an hour.

  98. 98

    Poor Milo. He’s upset with pukes. To think Puffy and Boob used this guy to defend (justify), in their own crazy ways, their argument(s) of self righteousness. If I am wrong in saying that they should explain why the bring this fuck into a conversation. Boob even tried to discredit an individual for correcting Milo’s lies because he was a poet of some sorts.

    “There’s a video going around that purports to show me saying anti-semitic things (nope) and advocating for pedophilia (big nope). The shocking thing? It’s Republicans doing it. Sad to see establishment types collapse into the same tactics as social justice warriors: name calling, deceptively edited videos, confected moral outrage and public shaming. This is why they deserve to burn — and why they are burning. Here’s how I actually feel about pedophilia, which you’d know if you’d actually watched or read anything I’ve ever done. Or, you know, if you had two brain cells to rub together. There’s only one appropriate response to this sort of behavior, and it’s a gigantic FUCK YOU!”

    Poor Milo. Boob you should share some of your whine (not wine) with him.

  102. 102

    100

    No chrome! That was intentional. They aren’t identical posts but you are too stupid to see the difference. You are lucky that your mom lets you even live in the basement. When you leaving the basement?

  103. 103

    @99 Should they be surprised? They embrace a slimesucker like Milo, and they’re surprised when it turns out badly? Really?

    Just a week ago, they were shrieking about “free speech,” and now they don’t want anything to do with him …

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....9&

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