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Samantha Bee: A beautiful, faraway dream.

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White House: West Wing Week.

David Pakman: Marijuana wins in 5 more states.

Catastrofuck 2016. America Elects a Racist, Sexist, Groping, Philandering, Swindling Narcissist:

Mental Floss: 28 facts about The Beatles.

Slate: The election in facial expressions.

Do Presidents get paid after leaving office?

Young Turks: GOP gloats about suppressing Black vote.

Bill Maher with Eric Holder: Abolish the electoral college.

Daily Show: Bringing America together again.

Get ready for an extra special supermoon.

Late Show: Choke it down.

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Comments

  1. 1

    What are the odds of having a split in winners of the popular vote and the Electoral College vote, 16 years apart?

  2. 2

    This is what democracy looks like.

    http://www.portlandoregon.gov/.....rrests.png

    Although one man’s rioter is another man’s protester. I guess.

    (((Goldy))) @GoldyHA
    If law enforcement treats every protest like a riot, that is what these protests will become. And folks on both sides are going to get hurt.

    And then there’s the $200k damage caused by one “protester” in Portland Thursday evening:

    https://www.facebook.com/portlandpolice/posts/10153747280280904

    It’s all so confusing. It’s like they aren’t accepting the results of the election or something. I thought that was a bad thing.

    Of course, I also thought it was a bad thing to let guys with masks and baseball bats run around and smash shit without consequence, too. The world is changing. I guess.

  6. 6

    @2 deal with it. You and your hypocrisy built this. 8 years of obstructing, demagogue everything without real reason to be against anything. The atmosphere created by 8 years of whining because president blacky was elected (the nigger liberal). Reap what you sow.

    Your claim of not understanding is so hypocritical.

    Bundy’s can steal land and protest and the are heros. Black kids can be lynched and they are thugs. Gays can’t marry because of some sanctity. Benghazi! Where is the mention of Benghazi today? Emails? Where are the emails today? He’s a Muslim and born in Kenya.

    You got what you wanted. Stop whining already.

    8 years of priming the pump of animosity. And it leads to this and then you question what is going on. It’s like Iraq but only in America, only in opposite. In Iraq they got rid of the bully and now they have chaos. Here, Republicans created a partisan atmosphere that is no longer stoppable, after electing the most classy guy.

    I told an independent friend of mine, who says he is upset and disgusted by the outcome and disliked Hillary but voted for her because of his disgust for Drumpf, to stay positive and see what happens before getting upset. I, of all people, who use to get truly upset by conservative assholes, am taking the optimistic approach, if there can be one, with this outcome. And I’ve voiced my opinion to friend and coworker that the protests are somewhat counter productive and will only cause more bitterness against sides. But I’m not as stupid as you to understand why they are protesting. Your failure to understand is you guilty conscience blocking it because you don’t want to take any responsibility and have any accountability to any of this. Like you are the so innocent one.

    Fuck you. Enjoy the missles I drop.

  7. 7

    (((Goldy))) @GoldyHA
    I’ll say it: Trump and his supporters are racists and bigots. He ran a racist, bigoted, anti-Semitic campaign. And they supported that.

    I’ll say it. BernieBros supporters are racists and bigots. Because too many of them served clear notice to #CrookedHillary during the primaries, and didn’t change their preference for someone other than her during the general.

    Mrs. Clinton had defeated Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont in the primary race by rallying older African-American voters and Democratic women, but she seemed disconnected from the white working class that delivered Mr. Sanders’s victories in Michigan and Wisconsin. Mr. Trump won Wisconsin on Tuesday and appeared to have narrowly won Michigan, as well.

    He won 67 percent of the vote among non-college-educated whites, compared with 28 percent for Mrs. Clinton, according to exit polls.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11.....&_r=0

    I do hope the failed Democrat candidate – I might start saying that more often – enjoyed her October visit to Arizona. I hear the weather is beautiful there this time of year.

  8. 8

    Republicans created this. Like you come here to drop bullshit and not have any dialogue. Go fuck yourself, you can’t leave quick enough.

  9. 9

    @ 6

    Your claim of not understanding is so hypocritical.

    Satirical, actually. There’s a difference.

  10. 10

    @ 8

    Republicans created this.

    Obama voters in 2012 who did not vote for #CrookedHillary in 2016 created this.

    DNC operatives who placed their thumbs on the scale of the Democrat primary election season created this.

    Think on your sins.

  11. 11

    Oh grab a tissue, you fake stupid mother fucker. Just like a Republicon, never taking any accountability.

    Where are the Teabaggers? You created this. And it will not be finished until my missles are dropped. So in the mean time play the victim of having to sataricaly deal with annoying protesters.

    1st ammendment remedy. You heard of the 2nd ammendment remedy. Fuck face.

  12. 12

    Funny, how the slightly-less-than-overt racist nature of the campaign and the open hostility expressed by the people who supported the candidate are now calling for unity, after spending the last eight years deriding the current President for his skin color, his ancestry, his parentage, his education and his intellect.

    Now, we have a spoiled rich brat coming into the office who has never once been told “no” by anyone who could make it stick, and built his entire fortune on being a goddamn thief. so now what, oh, we have the first illegal-alien First Lady who literally started out her modeling career as a teenage prostitute.

    One of my co-workers is dating a woman who is Puerto Rican and Irish. She was attacked on Thursday night near her home in Mt. Vernon by a half-dozen white dudes yelling that she was illegal and criminal and screaming that she was going to be deported back to Mexico, a place she’s never been to. She was beaten up pretty thoroughly before she could escape into a gas station where the owner helped her out by locking the doors and calling the Police.

    The cops never showed up.

    You Trumpistas unleashed the Klan and the Aryan Nations, you built an entire political campaign on racial animus and vitriol. The Don, being the utter imbecile that he is, saw this merely as a means to the end of becoming President. He doesn’t have a fucking clue as to what he’s done or the forces he’s unleashed.

    You Christians wanted pogroms. Now you’re going to be getting them.

  13. 13

    @ Bob the Boob @ #5:

    I’m not terribly concerned, in a year everyone’s going to be out of work. It only took nine months for the Corporatist-GOP to collapse the economy when they took office in 1929. Now you have the same bunch in the same situation as last time who came in saying the same things and targeting the same demographics for their anger at the world they themelves created.

    So, in four years maybe you’ll have been able to survive to elect another Roosevelt to pick up the pieces. Or maybe, you won’t.

    Bear in mind that almost 2 million people starved to death in this country between 1930 and 1933.

    One thing that this election has proven beyond any doubt, is that the 22nd Amendment was a huge mistake. Barack Obama would have been re-elected by a margin comparable to his victory in 2008 or even better, had he been permitted to run for another term.

  14. 14

    @ 12

    The cops never showed up.

    They were backup in Portland that night.

    I’d sure be interested in the phone call audio, ‘froggy. Unless the Mount Vernon PD already deleted it, that is.

  15. 15

    Say goodbye to:

    National parks, State parks, Public schools, Public Universities, Municipal water and sewer, and any semblance of “equal protection under the Law” for anyone not descended from good, Western European Aryan Christian stock.

  16. 16

    @ 13

    Wow, we’re making so many changes to the Constitution this week. All those Jeopardy contestants are going to have to relearn civics.

    Electoral College, out.

    Term limits, out.

    What’s next? Non-college white votes only count 3/5?

    You’re not going to reach that glass ceiling if people have to carry you up the stairs. Or remove the stairs and install a motorized ramp.

    And yes, gman, I was being metaphorical there.

  17. 17

    I suppose it would be a whole lot more efficient if y’all revoked the Second, Ninth, and Tenth Amendments while you’re at it. The First one might need some reworking, as well.

  18. 18

    You know, I really was not happy about Tuesday.

    Although Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday have been a lot of fun.

    This weekend is shaping up well around here, too. Keep it up, HA libbies.

    ‘froggy @ 15, those government agencies? None of them would have given you a job, anyway.

  19. 19

    @ 18

    Well, one thing you have going for you is now you can fly your Swastika flag out in the open for a few years.

    And since when does the Constitution have any effect on the Laws that Conservative Congressmen pass? One of the main reasons why the GOP wants to control the Supreme Court is that the current one seems to rule against the Conservatives quite regularly. They want one that will agree to segregation of the school systems and everything else. They want to tear down everything this country built since 1933. They want to see everything turned over to the Corporations to generate a profit. The product doesn’t matter if the market is held captive to the will of someone making $250,000 a day and doesn’t even have to pay taxes.

    Then you have Pence, who is really the one who is going to be running the show with his True Christian® worldview. He’ll be there most as an orderly who will tell The Don what to sign. The Don will smile for the cameras and cut the ribbons and go on Television every day to tell people how sunny and warm it is outside, when over half the population can’t even go outside for fear of being murdered in the streets by his supporters.

    I spent the last several months on the SubReddits, 4Chan and such. I’ve seen what they’re saying on there. There is a huge number of people who are promising to get rid of all the Niggers, Kikes, Spics and Gooks and now they have their man in the White House who is going to stand back with that vacant little smile and tell people that they’re just imagining things while the blood runs in the streets.

    They’re going to Make America White Again.

    You must be so proud to be a part of that.

  20. 20

    @16 you can be whatever the fuck you want. You’ll always be a dumb fuck facefuck.

    Again, enjoy my developing nuclear capabilities and missles.

    Benghazi!

  21. 21

    @2 Boob, you’re probably one of the last people on earth who would make a distinction between criminal activity and free expression. People of your bent just lump them together for convenience.

  22. 22

    @6 “You got what you wanted. Stop whining already.”

    That’s asking a lot from professional whiners.

  23. 23

    One thing you can count on is, when everything is a total clusterfuck again four years from now, they will blame it all on Obama.

  24. 24

    @7 ” BernieBros supporters are racists and bigots.”

    You’re full of shit. Republicans have a monopoly on racism and bigotry.

  25. 25

    @9 No, doc, we take you at face value whether you like it or not. We’re all convinced that you’re every bit as stupid, ignorant, racist, and full of crap as you make yourself out to be. Deal with it.

  26. 26

    @10 Boob has a serious case of constipation. He’s so backed up it’s pouring out of every orifice.

  27. 27

    @12 “She was beaten up pretty thoroughly before she could escape … ”

    If the Second Amendment is good enough for them, it’s good enough for us, too. She has a legal and moral right to defend herself against criminal assault. And she’d be doing society a favor by weeding these fuckers out of the gene pool.

  29. 29

    While lotta crying going on….it truly is comical….karma is such a bitch, isnt it. Lol

  30. 30

    Boob is on more than steroids this morning.

    And @29 is on meth w/ AD. That shits eats brains.

    Even if it’s only shit for brains.

  33. 33

    Even after having her ass handed to her on Tuesday, #CrookedHillary cannot avoid the chance to participate in dishonesty.

    [Deleted. Note: “Fair Use” means you can copy a portion of someone else’s work IN SUPPORT OF YOUR OWN ANALYSIS.]

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....z4Pp3yBuFk

    Of course she has. Although the internet is forever, sweetie. And now you’re a fraud as well.

  34. 34

    Speaking with Democrats who raised over $100,000 for her failed bid for the presidency, the former secretary of state said Comey’s second letter — just three days before the election — did more damage than the first, which landed just 11 days out, according to one individual on the call, who described her tone as clearly sad but hopeful.

    http://www.politico.com/story/.....eat-231280

    Yes, the problem was Comey, not a campaign strategy that catered to people with enough money to drop $100k into your accounts while ignoring middle America’s problems.

    Now say it into the microphone when the whole country is listening.

  36. 36

    while ignoring middle America’s problems.

    Shit lot of good gerrymandered house districts in the midwest did for that.

    Go fuck yourself.

  39. 39

    Kim Jung Dung,

    The new Oregon moron. Great name dude. You are leaving many dung piles all over!

  40. 40

    You know, I really was not happy about Tuesday.

    You’re a fucking liar.

    Autocracy: rules for survival (paraphrasing Masha Gessen)

    #1: Believe the autocrat. People didn’t take Hitler at its word. Look what happened. Take the sonofabitch at its word.

    #2 Do not be taken in by small signs of normalcy. Stock market perking up (fuck you little maxwipe). Little mewlings from the autocrat like “ammending” ACA, etc. Chris Ladd gets it. Can’t emphasize this enough. Pay close attention to this.

    #3 Institutions will not save you. The U.S. has strong institutions but the autocrat will do what it can to weaken them. The press is already severely compromised. The reporters that blew the whistle on Christie’s Bridgegate have been layed off due to newsroom downsizing. How fun it is to live in an infotainment age.

    #4 Be outraged. You won’t be surprised if you follow rule 1 so you must actively maintain your capacity for shock. Chris Ladd says it’s important to be angry but don’t fall into the trap of hate. Harness anger as a motor to effect change not as a fire that will burn you out.

    #4 Don’t make compromises. Compromising with evil is soul-destroying, “politics as the art of the possible is in fact utterly amoral”. The future must be protected from the corrupting touch of autocracy.

    #5 Remember the future. Trump won’t last forever. The Dem’s lack of vision for the future cost them two important elections in which a Republican won by a minority of the popular vote. Once the autocrat is defeated there has to be a plan. Eliminating the EC is good start.

    Read the real thing. Much better than what I just did.

  41. 41

    The same people who voted for Trump previously voted

    So? Shit lot of good Republicans did for them.

    Oh I take that back – Kasich took the ACA medicaid expansion in OH!

    Guess they gave the Republicans credit for that.

  42. 42

    They were DUMMOCRETIN counties you moronic twit fetid one @41! Your hero Michael Moore said so!

    Head explosions all over this board!

  44. 44

    Well everyone, the head explosions continue. The fetid one didn’t read what Michael Moore said on PMSNBC.

    Fetid as evah!

  46. 46

    Tuesday aside, this has been a really, really good week.

    Mrs. Clinton’s campaign was so confident in her victory that her aides popped open Champagne on the campaign plane early Tuesday. But that conviction, aides would later learn, was based largely on erroneous data showing that young, black and Latino voters and suburban women who had been turned off by Mr. Trump’s comments but viewed Mrs. Clinton unfavorably would turn out for her in higher numbers than they ultimately did.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11.....comey.html

    And then there was that prematurely shipped Newsweek magazine cover (possibly) signed by #CrookedHillary on Tuesday.

    Best $1 Jane Harman’s hubby ever spent, if you ask me. ’cause you can’t ask him anymore.

  48. 48

    @39 hey ape, it’s me Teabagged Again. If you knew how to read you would t have made yourself show as the stupid you are.

  50. 50

    Hanging Teabag Licker above,

    Don’t care!

    Get it?

    Head explosions above!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  51. 51

    Hanging Teabag Licker above,

    Don’t care!

    Get it?

    Head explosions above!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  52. 52

    Gotta love those double posts. QPPS head explodes.

    KABLAMMO!

    Just for the teabag licker!

  57. 57

    “I would NEVER support Hillary. You know what? I just think that: If you’re married to Bill Clinton and call yourself a feminist, that you are not a feminist.”

  58. 58

    Maybe the 99% chance the email server was hacked hacked off some people!

  59. 59

    Maybe the 99% chance the email server was hacked hacked off some people!

  60. 60

    The Chrome-challenged loon and his SDA doomsday death cult must have have fucked the goat to death this time. Double posts everywhere!!

  61. 61

    Too funny! The batshit crazy loon’s exploding head is babbling on and on about head explosions. My God, the projection is strong in the loon. It’s obviously a Psych 101 thang!

  62. 62

    I’d say there’s at least a 99% chance the loon’s head will explode with the power of a quadruple post before this thread is over.

  63. 63

    Apparently QPPS loves goat! It keeps bringing up goat!

    Greatest
    Of
    All
    Time

    Jesus Christ! QPPS head explodes again!

  64. 64

    Uh, oh! Looks like the self-loathing loon’s projection is out of control again. Poor goat! I hope it didn’t suffer too much.

  65. 65

    Whoa! The loon believes the goat he fucked to death is Baby Jesus. Now that’s some strange shit!

  66. 66

    Hey Steve,

    I really love it when the loon is scarce on Fri night after sunset.

    It’s so peaceful and cool around here.

    This was an exception.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! One time it got a fart in here ONE FREAKING MINUTE before sunset on Friday..

    Tooooo daaaaamn funnnnny!!!!

  76. 76

    Ahhh more head explosions above.

    Sad so said the fetid one when

    KAAABLAAAMO again!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  79. 79

    Tuesday had a couple of bright spots when it came to electoral reform.

    In Maine, Question 5, which allows for use of Ranked Choice
    Voting, passed. I actually was surprised, because Maine’s largest city already uses it, thought opponents would use that against it. This will not be just for the Governor and the Legislature, but for US Senate and both US Representatives.

    http://www.fairvote.org/maine_.....ice_voting

    Also passed, Measure 2-100 in Benton County, Oregon. It would use RCV for county elected offices.

  81. 81

    A Republican woman, Kellyanne Conway, beat the crap out of all those DUMMOCRETIN men and wimens last Tuesday.

    Why? Because she listened to the common folk in those blue counties now turned red. Michael Moore listened too! Hillary’s gang didn’t!

  82. 82

    “You put the man upstairs first that night, right?”

    With the loon, it always about goats, poor things.

  83. 83

    See how Puddy PWNS QPPS@82?

    Puddy moved on to new things while QPPS is still dwelling yesterday!

    You lost moron! Elections have consequences. Where did Puddy hear that before? When Obummer attacked John McCain in public!

  84. 84

    So Drumpf maybe did a little better than R-Money in 2012 and still Hillary got more votes???

    Nope – not our Preznit. Fuck him.

  85. 85

    The self-loathing black loon says he’s moving on to new things. This is what the loon voted for, and there has not been one word from a single Republican in this nation, and certainly not in these threads, denouncing these acts.

    University of Pennsylvania investigating racist ‘lynching’ group thread

    Univ. of Okla. student suspended for ‘lynching’ hate texts sent to Penn black freshmen

    College investigates racist cyber attack

    ‘Hang a n****r from a tree’: Police take action against sign promoting lynching over ‘equal rights’

    GOPer Behind ‘Lynching Time’ Posts Wins House Seat

    ‘Kill n****rs’: Lynching threat in Florida college classroom leaves students horrified

    Villanova investigating after black student allegedly injured by group yelling ‘Trump, Trump, Trump’

    Students yelling ‘cotton picker,’ heiling Hitler at this local school

  86. 86

    QPPS,

    Puddy has placed multiple physical attacks on Trump supporters. All you have are words!

    Sux to be you!

  87. 87

    QPPS,

    Puddy has placed multiple physical attacks on Trump supporters. All you have are words!

    Sux to be you!

  88. 88

    I see the Chrome-challenged loon is at it again. Probably help if he didn’t pound the keyboard with his fists.

    When a rabid white lynch mob strings the self-loather from a tree, I’ll have only this to say about it. “The dumbfuck loon voted for it.”

  89. 89

    So Alex Baldwin was pouting and didn’t show up for SNL!

    Typical libtard! Remember when he he called his Ireland a “‘rude thoughtless pig”?

    Yes such libtard luv!

  90. 90

    So Alex Baldwin was pouting and didn’t show up for SNL!

    Typical libtard! Remember when he he called his Ireland a “‘rude thoughtless pig”?

    Yes such libtard luv!

  93. 93

    Puddy has placed multiple physical attacks on Trump supporters.

    And totally supports Drumpf supporter racism and violence.

    Heh. Does all the N-word graffiti that supports Drumpf “hurt” the babbling jackass loon as HL did?

    HATEFUL HYPOCRITE!

  97. 97

    Miley Cyrus, Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer, Jon Stewart, Cher, Whoopi Goldberg, Samuel L. Jackson claimed they would skeeeeeeeedaddle from America.

    Well Schumer punked.

  98. 98

    Trump 2020 bumper stickers are out libtards!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  101. 101

    “And the HATEFUL HYPOCRITE @95 – 98 cheers for it!”

    The dumbfuck, self-loathing loon is so stupid, he’ll still be cheering when his friends put a rope around his neck.

  104. 104

    Heads still exploding.

    And oh ylb, come jan 2017, he WILL be your preznit….bitch.

    Soak in that tub full of reality for a while…and no amount of Calgon will be able to take you away!

  106. 106

    Looks like Canadian Pacific wants to change the hours of service rules. Right now for it’s Canadian network, but they do have significant track age in the Midwest. At first, thought it was to increase the number of hours engineers and conductors can be on duty at a stretch. Turns out, management wants to reduce it from 18 to 12. Sounds like a good idea, and although the Teamsters Canada Rail Conference opposes CP, it should be a benefit, if traffic does not decline.

    http://www.progressiverailroad.....in-maximum

  107. 107

    Yes….I am a nationalist. Every American should be.

    We will always outnumber you marxists…..and we are better armed.

  109. 109

    Not hardly….

    The world will be a better place when marxism is extinct

  110. 110

    I am a nationalist.

    A WHITE nationalist. Meaning the only nation that you care to live in is a WHITE nation.

    Anyone who disagrees with you is automatically a Marxist.

    A BLACK or WHITE world makes it so simple for you. Anything else? HATE is the cure for what ails you.

    Disgusting.

  111. 111

    No, not a white natonalist, my little mooching friend. All people should be treated equally, especially by the federal govt….which should make no distinction betweem people of different races.

    The person posting months and months(well year after year….since 2004!!!111) of hate is YOU.

    and if the shoe fits RE marxism, then you best wear it.

    See ya later, chump.

  112. 112

    “Anyone who disagrees with you is automatically a marxist”

    You mean how anyone who disagrees with the left is automatically a racist, mysoginist, homopobe, xenophobe, etc…..

    Been hearing that shit for forever….

    Lol…..pot, kettle, n stuff……..

    Oh guess what? Trump is gonna be your new preznit…..pushback is a bitch, isnt it.

  113. 113

    All people should be treated equally, especially by the federal govt….which should make no distinction betweem people of different races.

    Translation: the federal government and any asshole like you can order me to “now fix me a taco”..

    The person posting months and months(well year after year….since 2005!!!111) of hate is the babbling jackass troll.

    And the 7000 comments you made under over 150 different aliases is just you haveing a “sense of humor”. YOU ARE A HATER!

    You mean how anyone who disagrees with the left is automatically a racist, mysoginist, homopobe, xenophobe, etc…..

    And ignorant assholes like you keep pretending those problems don’t exist.. If you surround yourself with others like yourself and are mentally unable to see that others might have a point… Grab a tinfoil hat!

    Yeah I’ve been seeing that all my life too..

    and if the shoe fits RE marxism, then you best wear it.

    Translation: you want to kill me. Oh excuse me. “Execute” was the word. Right?

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