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First Democratic Debate Open Thread

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5:54: I’ll throw in some random stuff like…


You know…Vincent Foster.

6:00: Anderson is to Hillary as Megyn was to Donald?

6:06: Republican Debate: “Raise your hand if you believe in Evolution.
Democratic Debate: “Raise your hand if you believe in Capitalism.

6:25: Goldy: “She is better than anyone else in the room.”

Cyberwarfare? Really?

6:46 Back from intermission. Time for some emails.

6:48: “The American people are sick and tired of hearing about the damn emails!” An that was not Clinton…

6:49: Bernie just earned himself an Ambassadorship.

6:50: “Secretary Clinton, do you want to respond?” “No.” We have ourselves a WINNER!

6:52: ‘Black lives matter” question interrupted by a “Child Abduction Emergency”.

6:54: Where do the get the Atari computers to run those Amber Alert notices?!?

7:08: Chafee just had a slow motion “oops” moment trying to explain his vote.

Comments

  1. 1

    When Hillary Clinton uttered the word “Amuck”, the first thought that crossed my mind was the “Amuck, Amuck, Amuck, Amuck” punchline from the family classic “Hocus Pocus”.

    I never thought that Bernie Sanders would be the most sane individual on stage when it comes to firearms ownership.

    Also, we’ll trade you a “Chris Christie, Carly Fiorina and a Lindsay Graham” for Jim Webb, no questions asked.

  3. 3

    Life’s been busy. But when I saw your byline on this thread, I felt it worth stopping by to say hi.

  6. 6

    Boob was right again, a lot of boooing abouut emails…..not! instead a standing ovation to stop talking about fucking emails.

    BOB you fuck blow hard fuck wad!

  7. 7

    Goldy @GoldyHA
    Clinton attempts to pivot to substantive issues, and Cooper cuts her off to get back to the emails. #DemDebate

    I know that the same questions are being asked, time and time again. It would be really, really boring if she didn’t keep giving different answers each time.

  11. 11

    @1 “Also, we’ll trade you a ‘Chris Christie, Carly Fiorina and a Lindsay Graham’ for Jim Webb, no questions asked.”

    No. I’ve flipped stocks, watched sports, and shopped for used and new cars long enough to know a shitty deal when I see one.

  13. 13

    @4 I see Jim Miller revived (u)SP a few days ago to whine about the traffic disruptions caused by Obama’s visit. Of course, he only complains about Democratic presidents; it was a different story when Reagan or the Bushes came to town. My main point, though, is that the chief editorial director of Washington state’s leading conservative blog can’t think of anything to talk about in the middle of a presidential campaign except traffic.

  16. 16

    @14 Yes, we all understand that Jim Miller believes he can make the Democrats go away by trivializing them. That’s been his strategy for some time. And everyone but him knows it isn’t working. His blog isn’t exactly thriving, and that coward won’t let anyone post comments, in case there’s someone out there who wants to.

  17. 17

    @4 How do you “chime in” on Seattle traffic when the coward running the blog doesn’t allow comments?

  18. 18

    After watching 2 hours of debate, I’ve concluded the worst Democrat is still light years better than the best Republican.

  19. 19

    Interesting Back Ward’s “trade”..

    Carly? Was her PP fantasy too “lefty” for “real americans”?

    Lindsey? That fool is the BFF of McSame who Back Ward couldn’t slobber over enough. Oh I get it. Graham’s recent climate change remarks musta painted him as some kind of Trotskyist.

    Christie? I believe it. Christie hugged the Kenyan Mooslim Soshulist. Beyond the pale..

    I guess for a newly minted D Webb is “real american” enough for Back Ward. I mean Webb even packs some real heat.

  20. 20

    Puddy and Mrs Puddy declare Jim Webb the winner here. The only real sane one tonight in the five DUMMOCRETIN klown show.

    Even Bernie Sanders said Jim Webb is RIGHT! SuperPACS for Clinton is proving wall street big money runs the DUMMOCRETIN klown show!

    Heilary is sooooooo phony especially her closing statement! A 1%er claiming to be for the little people!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  21. 21

    I know everyone here is glued to the Democratic debate. But there’s still a world out there. In other news, Lamar Odom, ex-NBA player and ex-spouse-to-be of Khloe Kardashian, is hospitalized after being found unresponsive in a Nevada brothel, and the ACLU has filed a lawsuit against two psychologists who helped the Chimp regime design torture methods. And a Milwaukee jury has found a gun shop liable for injuries suffered by two cops shot by a gun the shop knowingly sold to a straw purchaser.

  22. 22

    The economy sucks with this DUMMOCRETIN in the whitey house. Flip flopping on the keystone pipeline!

    Too many rehearsed Clinton lines! This was the real klown car show!

  25. 25

    @22 Compared to what? The Bush economy that Obama inherited in 2009? The Democratic nominee, whoever it is, should ask the audience in next year’s debates: “Are you better off than you were eight years ago?” Then they’ll know who to vote for, if they don’t already. Sure, the economy could be better, but you won’t make it better with the Republican program of giving more tax breaks to the billionaires and financiers who wrecked it in the first place.

  27. 27

    Climate change vs. ISIS? Really?

    Two hours of bloviating. No worry about Russia and the middle east issues!

  28. 28

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  29. 29

    The top 0.1% of Americans own Heilary Clinton’s campaign. Bernie Sanders is right!

  30. 30

    @24, farts Who gives a rabbit fuck for what you think?

    No one who thinks right cares what you bloviate every day! Have at it early onset senile schismatic IDIOT Wabbit! Puddy cares less!

  31. 31

    @27 “No worry about Russia and the middle east issues!”

    Actually, they talked about that, but maybe you stepped out to deal with salt mining issues or something.

  33. 33

    The FBI is partisan Republicans on Heilary’s email scandal? Heilary never addressed this in the debate!

    58% of Americans think Heilary is still lying!

  34. 34

    Fire away

    Glad be of service to the truth about a batshit insane troll.

    @20 the babbling jackass troll farted:

    Babbling jackass troll and salt mining buddy declare Jim Webb the winner here.

    And on 10/27/2006 the same troll’s sock puppet diarrhead:

    Read the trash from Jim Webb.

    and

    I just visited DU moonbats. Even they are in a quandry over Jim Webb’s mind!

    From a “trash” writer to a “winner”. Always wrong wing memory malady.. Heh. Too funny.

  35. 35

    @34 Puddy’s a flip-flopper? No! You don’t say! Say it isn’t so! He’s no better than that? I don’t believe it! Whew. If Puddy has gone over that hill, who’s left? Besides me, I mean.

  37. 37

    Where did Puddy flip early onset senile schismatic IDIOT Wabbit? Someone help the early onset senile schismatic IDIOT Wabbit!

    Jim Webb wrote what Salon thought was trash. Jim Webb was the only cogent DUMMOCRETIN there!

  38. 38

    Now here is a flip flop DUMMOCRETINW would rather see everyone forget. http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.....goer/?_r=0

    For the third time since Mr. Obama’s remarks were made public Friday night, Mrs. Clinton criticized him at length, saying his comments seemed “kind of elitist and out of touch.”

    “I disagree with Senator Obama’s assertion that people in our country cling to guns and have certain attitudes about immigration or trade simply out of frustration,” she said.

    PuddyCommentary… So she is a pro-gun churchgoer who now hates all guns with a passion!

    Flip Flop Flip Flop

    Did Tulsi Gabbard sit in debate tonight? Was she allowed to attend? Seems the Kooks at Daily Kooks are upset with Schultzie..

    Just what we didn’t need on the day of the one debate best timed to attract viewers. More accusations by Debbie Wasserman Schultz in defense of her poor decisions to limit the number of Democratic Debates to six, and schedule them at the worst possible times to attract viewers.

    “I was told that I was no longer welcome to come to the debate.” – Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, Hawaii Democrat

    Knowing the continual of horsesASS manure coming from Debbie Blabbermouth Schultzie over the past few months trying to jock strap the Coronated Candidate Clinton (CCC), and it being worse than that spewed here by HA DUMMOCRETINS, Puddy believes Tulsi!

  40. 40

    Heilary claims she took responsibility for the email scandal. Yet she doesn’t discuss why she “wiped” (with a cloth) the server and gave direct orders to only back up the email for 30 days at a time. She hasn’t discussed why the FBI has impounded four State Department computers in the scandal.

    Must be Obummer’s FBI is really a new wing of the Republican Party!

  41. 41

    Jim Webb wrote what Salon thought was trash.

    Salon or Slate called it “trash” jackass?. Nope you dope. Slate said it was porn. Slate was wrong btw. Jim Webb just wrote about what he saw in Vietnam. Why do YOU HATE the recollections of a Vietnam Vet, babbling jackass?

    You called it “trash” in 2006 and linked to Drudge.

    Damn! The salt mining is gonna be fucked up tonight!

  42. 42

    Puddy is right!
    Puddy and Salon both agree and believe Webb wrote porn.
    Puddy calls Webb the debate “winner”?

    ABSOLUTELY!

    This is why Puddy PWNS the salt mining fetid clueless monomaniacal yellowishleakingbuttspigot arschloch jackASS!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  43. 43

    Soooooooooo to the salt mining fetid clueless monomaniacal yellowishleakingbuttspigot arschloch jackASS porn isn’t trash.

    And you never read the commentary in Daily Kooks where many of them thought it was disgusting and trash too! Apparently HA’s salt mining fetid clueless monomaniacal yellowishleakingbuttspigot arschloch jackASS knows the topic of Jim Webb’s “novel”! Very interesting!

    Must be prime time morning and evening reading to the salt mining fetid clueless monomaniacal yellowishleakingbuttspigot arschloch jackASS!

    Thanks for playing!

  45. 45

    Keep slinging the tasteless salt salt mining fetid clueless monomaniacal yellowishleakingbuttspigot arschloch jackASS. Your brand has no taste! More monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless mania from the clueless fool!

    On the stage tonight Jim Webb was the best in every answer.

    Bernie had to backtrack a few times
    Heilary was caught in her flip flops
    Martin Who?
    Lost Lincoln!

    Hands down winner salt mining fetid clueless monomaniacal yellowishleakingbuttspigot arschloch jackASS! Go back to mining the tasteless salt you spew here!

  46. 46

    @44 what are you babbling about Slate?

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  48. 48

    @47 I’m not sure who won, but I think there was a big loser in tonight’s debate — Puddy. But what’s new about that? He loses every debate, and every debating point of every debate. Puddy was born a loser.

  52. 52

    So I did not miss much by not listening to the debate. There maybe a little movement in the polls, but the Cubs are playing baseball. Did anyone ask if the candidates would rather have been watching a game? I bet Bernie would have nailed that one.

    So is Joe Biden definitely out? In? Should have been there?

    Well the e-mail business will continue. The Clinton white house was lax in that area. Sometimes it was a refreshing.

  53. 53

    “On the stage tonight Jim Webb was the best in every answer.”

    The loser loon identifies with a loser. No surprise.

  54. 54

    @48
    Too close to call for me. Boob is definatrly running a close second place and on the heels of running past the biggest loser.

  55. 55

    When Puddy is the topic Puddy PWNS everyone, especially the salt mining fetid clueless monomaniacal yellowishleakingbuttspigot arschloch jackASS above.

    Nothing new was learned from it except monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless mania. Can’t accept FACTS from the debate. Witness #47. Still can’t separate what Jim Webb wrote in a book that libtard e-rag agreed to his command performance in the debate. Tonight Jim Webb was better. Heilary used her rehearsed lines about the email server never talking about the FBI probe. Bernie looked as lost as Lost Lincoln, especially over that guns in Vermont answer. Martin O didn’t step up to the plate when given the chance!

    So if Jim Webb didn’t win per HA DUMMOCRETINS then Bernie Sanders did. CNN and Fox each had “normal” DUMMOCRETIN groups viewing the sleepy debate. Both said Bernie won! Yet the media narrative is Heilary won. The media loved CCC’s canned answers for libtard causes. Nothing new was learned from CCC. YAWN!

    Of course… she is the coronated candidate clinton. (CCC). More like the manchurian candidate! Or may the coronated candidate clinton problem (CCCP) for DUMMOCRETINS.

  56. 56

    Once you walk away from the preeningNew York City libtard zone and K-Street class of HA DUMMOCRETIN libtards… http://www.ibtimes.com/who-won.....ce-2140414

    Canned Clinton Commentary Proved (CCCP) Sanders the win!

    CNN – Clinton News Network called it for Clinton. Of course, the slobbering DUMMOCRETINS on CNN are still in the tank!

  57. 57

    An interesting take!
    http://time.com/4072643/trump-democratic-debate/

    By the end of the night, Trump had added some 60,000 Twitter followers according to analysis by Vocativ. Sanders had accumulated a further 28,000 while Clinton attracted a mere 10,000 new followers.

    http://time.com/4072688/democr.....ald-trump/ DUMMOCRETINS were so boring the Twits looked at Donald!

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  58. 58

    http://time.com/4071710/playbo.....-feminism/

    Seems the salt mining fetid clueless monomaniacal yellowishleakingbuttspigot arschloch jackASS lost again. Awww! Puddy guesses it’s back to Jim Webb’s book which it claimed to love above! Monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless mania reigns supreme in that neandertal cranial orifice!

  59. 59

    “When Puddy is the topic…”

    …the jokes told by COMMIE FASCIST DUMMOCRETIN scum leaves me ROFLMFAO at the batshit crazy loon!

  60. 60

    Who ever really believed Jim Webb was actually running?
    This is becoming a tired tactic for professional public figures. But it’ll sell scripts and earn him bigger advances.

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