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Don’t drink from the red cups

by Goldy — Sunday, 10/10/10, 10:55 am

Don’t drink from the red cups. That’s what I’ve been telling folks here for years.

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  1. 1

    Zotz sez: Puddybud is just another word for arschloch. spews:

    Sunday, 10/10/10 at 11:22 am

    The ubiquitus red cup is a tell tale sign of the douchebag, along with tats and hat tilt:

    http://hotchickswithdouchebags.....cataclysm/ …*

    *Hotchickswithdouchebags has long been a guilty pleasure. The comments (mocking of douchebags and “Bleethed” chicks), while not at HA standards, are quite funny.

  2. 2

    Troll spews:

    Sunday, 10/10/10 at 11:45 am

    Goldy is making a joke out of rape?

  3. 3

    spyder spews:

    Sunday, 10/10/10 at 11:49 am

    The adverse reaction seems to come from lots of alcohol and an unusually large dose of rohypnol (given that the one student was in critical condition). It may also have been a composite cocktail of rohypnol and ketamine, a newer variant of youthful experimentation. Sadly, it is unlikely that the drug will be identified, as GHB and rohypnol both are metabolized very quickly. But somebody knows and someone is clearly responsible for it.

  4. 4

    Michael spews:

    Sunday, 10/10/10 at 2:33 pm

    Hopefully theese folks will face actual criminal charges in Kittitas and not just school conduct code violations.

  5. 5

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Sunday, 10/10/10 at 2:38 pm

    If they had just stuck to pot and beer, they’d all be spending today hanging out and doing whatever they wanted to do.

  6. 6

    Gman spews:

    Sunday, 10/10/10 at 5:38 pm

    Heterosexuals gone Mad. Those are some good family values for you.

  7. 7

    proud leftist spews:

    Sunday, 10/10/10 at 9:45 pm

    We all wanted to get laid in college, but doping drinks? I don’t get it. Dino Rossi probably did that sort of thing, given his partisan affiliation.

  8. 8

    CLICK HERE IF YOU HAVE EVER PASSED OUT AT AN OBAMA RALLY spews:

    Monday, 10/11/10 at 4:13 pm

    @6
    so says gman, the guy who spikes drinks down at Neighbors nightclub….

    @7
    and Proud Communist was probably one of gmans victims down at Neighbors…

  9. 9

    CLICK HERE IF YOU HAVE EVER PASSED OUT AT AN OBAMA RALLY spews:

    Monday, 10/11/10 at 4:15 pm

    I think I figured it out!

    Obama has been spiking drinks at this rallies! No wonder we always get people passing out in the same spot in the front row..

    mystery solved.

  10. 10

    Gman spews:

    Monday, 10/11/10 at 6:25 pm

    @8 – you must be a bigoted Hasidic Jew.

  11. 11

    czechsaaz spews:

    Monday, 10/11/10 at 6:38 pm

    My advice to all college women who drink and go to parties. Be on hyper alert at all times. Assume most guys you meet for the first time are dirtbags unless they take the time and effort to prove otherwise. Stick to beer, open it yourself, if it has been out of your posession, go get a new one. If you must have liquor, buy yourself a flask and fill from your own supply.

    Don’t accept punch, or a shot, or anything mixed. In my day is was Everclear punch but the pharmaceutical insdustry has new wonders for the would be rapist.

  12. 12

    CLICK HERE IF YOU HAVE EVER PASSED OUT AT AN OBAMA RALLY spews:

    Monday, 10/11/10 at 6:47 pm

    @10

    errmmmmm, nope.

    you must be a confused, mentally disturbed cock goblin…

  13. 13

    Steve spews:

    Monday, 10/11/10 at 7:01 pm

    @12 “you must be a confused, mentally disturbed cock goblin…”

    heh- That’s gotta be Max. I hope all is well with you.

  14. 14

    CLICK HERE IF YOU HAVE EVER PASSED OUT AT AN OBAMA RALLY spews:

    Monday, 10/11/10 at 7:32 pm

    @13

    and steve drains the 3-pointer for the win.

    have not forgot about ya…just been crazy busy and out of town.

  15. 15

    CLICK HERE IF YOU HAVE EVER PASSED OUT AT AN OBAMA RALLY spews:

    Monday, 10/11/10 at 7:33 pm

    @11

    you really think college chicks read this shit?

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