For months now, pundits have been trying to explain Donald Trump.
“He’s not serious,” we heard in the early days of the campaign.
“He’s a Clinton plant,” some right-wing insiders have declared.
Following his “ban Muslims from entering the U.S.” statement, some have claimed Trump is trying to stir up feelings of oppression among one fifth of the world’s population in order to catalyze world-wide Islamic jihad.
The Truth is out there…and Jeb!™ knows the truth. During last night’s G.O.P. debate, he made a startling revelation:
So Donald, you know, is great at the one-liners, but he’s a KAOS candidate, and he’d be a KAOS President.
That explains it! It all makes sense now: totally serious, not a Clinton plant, not a jihad-enabler.
Trump is running for President of KAOS. It all makes sense now.
Donald Trump for President…of KAOS!
Mr. Trump would totally be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency of KAOS.