Dick Cheney’s Memorial Day wiener

Not to be outdone by Rep. Weiner, or Canadian politician George Lepp or this pervert from Redmond, or this unbalanced character near Skyway, or this resourceful Bangladeshi woman, Dick Cheney gave his own seven gun salute to the troops for Memorial day when he tweeted an old newspaper photo. It was from a Memorial day wiener roast of the past.

You might say, from Cheney’s glory days….

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“Fuck Weiner…. He’s a goddamn whining amateur, isn’t he?” growled Cheney from his undisclosed Twittering location.

“The art is in doing the show without everyone noticing….”, came the next tweet, followed by, “…and making a big goddamn deal out of it. He loses.”

The former VP launched another salvo with, “I win on subtly…seriously, if you get a ‘-gate’ suffix, YOU LOSE!”

With that, Cheney tweeted a link to the Weiner photo:
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“I win on dimensions, no? And you’d better agree with me @Breitbart or I’ll shoot you in the face. LOL!”

Shortly thereafter Cheney either realized or was informed that he was twittering instead of PMing.

The tweets vanished…seemingly flushing right down that hole sitting between the first and the second branches of government.

A few minutes later, Cheney’s final message of Memorial Day was tweeted.

“Goddamn Scooter hacked my account!”

Comments

  1. 4

    Michael spews:

    All this hub-bub really reinforces the idea that I’m doing just fine without a Twitter account.

  2. 5

    Puddybud, identifying northwest liberals who elected an underexperienced man to the presidency weighed down by an oversized ego spews:

    Me thinks someone is jealous of Republicans packing da heat!

  3. 6

    proud leftist spews:

    5
    Me thinks Puddy has desperate feelings of inadequacy. Pud, m’lad, just come to the other side, the one that cares about righteousness, justice, and empathy. Shed the shit you get from Fox News. It ain’t right. Come to the light.

  4. 7

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Geez, it’s so fucking tempting to plant one of my rabbit feet right under that styrofoam cup … hey, just kidding, Ann Coulter joke!!

  5. 8

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    @5 Actually, Wisconsin Republicans scare the beans out of me. No kidding, those guys want to require a photo ID to vote (and won’t accept a college ID, wonder why, may have something to do with who all those Madison students vote for) BUT anybody — including serial killers — can carry a concealed handgun ANYWHERE without a background check!! Wisconsin’s gonna be a scary place … I wouldn’t put my kids in daycare there.

  6. 9

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    @6 Puddy reminds me of a cartoon I saw in Playboy magazine about 45 years ago. A naked guy wearing a pistol holster is sulking and staring out the window into the darkness outside. A naked woman in the bed of what obviously is a motel room says,

    “Okay, if it makes you feel like a man, you can wear it to bed!”

  7. 10

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    @9,

    Your memory is faulty, rodent. That was a picture you speak of was you and your wife on your wedding night.

  8. 12

    Zotz sez: Teahadist are Koch suckers! spews:

    That’s definitely the Dickster’s “package”, you know, the one that needs to be plugged in at night so the battery pack can recharge.

  9. 14

    wedge spews:

    I wouldn’t put my kids in daycare there.”

    what, you want to spend the money to raise the little cr838g76#%@ to fruition? spend that college money on hookers and crack, paragliding into the sunset with a few locals hired to drag your drunk hanging ass in from getting blasted after a nice ride after banging a syt or a pool boy (yer choice)and a great five star dinner at cabo or the like…