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  1. Anything to do with “The Exorcist Files”; The Flying Puddy? The Church Channel? Church PhD? Boys Town?

  2. I swear to god sometimes I’m just a 12 year old girl but that’s the church from the last scene of Sixteen Candles where Jake is waiting for Molly Ringwold. 263 Park Ave, Glencoe, IL if you’re looking

  5. I should’a known, that’s where Pat Robertson broke the world leg lift record…I did hear they were making it into a movie.

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