Obama pardons Honest and Abe.
Family Fellowship:
- Thanksgiving in 90 seconds.
- SNL: A Thanksgiving miracle.
- David Pakman: How to deal with your ill-informed relative at Thanksgiving.
- Thanksgiving survival guide: Guns.
- Thanksgiving survival guide: Islamophobia
- Thanksgiving survival guide: Climate change
- Thanksgiving survival guide: Planned Parenthood.
- Thanksgiving survival guide: Marriage equality
- Thanksgiving survival guide: Minimum wage.
- Thanksgiving survival guide: Voter ID
- Thanksgiving survival guide: Refugees and terrorism
- Thanksgiving survival guide: Immigration and employment.
Classic: Sarah Palin’s Thanksgiving massacre:
Red State Update: Happy Trumpsgiving.
Trevor’s Thanksgiving Thankstacular Round-Up.
Thanksgiving Stuffing:
- What it takes to burn off your Thanksgiving dinner.
- Too full to fuck.:
- The Ham-a-Day club.
Mental Floss: What’s the difference between American and Canadian Thanksgiving?
The Morning After:
- Roy Zimmerman: I’m dreaming of a Black Friday:
https://youtu.be/U7hIpv9T0Gw - Professor Mike Yard’s Guide to Black Friday
- Ann Telnaes: What the Republicans would like to return after Thanksgiving.
Mark Fiore: Learn to draw Republican Turkeys.
Stephen calls the Butterball Turkey Talk Line:
Sen. David “Diaperman” Vitter (R-LA) has lost today’s runoff gubernatorial election in Louisiana. Vitter was defeated by Democratic state Rep. John Bel Edwards (LA-72), who has led in all recent polling for the race. 
