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Election Day Open Thread

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Big day today. There seems to be no relief or escape from this freaking election. So distract yourself with some more election-related stuff….

  • Stephen Colbert and John Oliver: Seems like something J.D. Vance might have done….
  • Kat Abu: How rigged Polymarket odds could be used to steal this election for The Dotard
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Scammed!
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп simulates oral sex on microphone ahead of 2024 election
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Take Down Your Trump Sign (Don’t Let People See You Backed a Loser) ♬
  • Steve Shives: Wake up, it’s ELECTION DAY!
  • Elle Cordova: ♫ The Ballad of the Ballot ♬:

  • Stephen: Gov. Tim Walz on hot dish, MAGA knuckleheads, guilty pleasures, and car repair metaphors
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Kamala Harris on SNL
  • Steve Kornacki: When to expect election results
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—America, life or death
  • The Late Show: Suddenly Iowa is the center of the political universe
  • Ross Childs: ♫ Ladies are VOTING?!??!?!?!!?!? ♬
  • Roy Zimmerman: ♫ Vote Him Away 2024 ♬:

  • The New York Times: The (WA) County that got every President right (since 1980)
  • Steve Shives: The Republican closing argument
  • John Oliver: ♫ Election 2024 ♬
  • Grace Kuhlenschmidt: Should we trust election prognosticators?
  • SNL: 2024 pre-election

    • No Drinking Liberally on Tuesday (Election Day)

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    DLBottle

    The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will NOT be meeting on election day (Tuesday). Unfortunately, our regular meeting place, the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, will be closed. There will be plenty of other candidate parties, party parties, and election watching parties around the city.

    We’ll meet again a week from Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle.

    Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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    Electile Dysfunction 2024:

    ONN: U.S. deploys socially awkward men along border to deter migrants

    Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

    Robert Reich: The tax loophole billionaires die for

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

    Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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    DLBottle

    The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally is getting together tonight for conversation and good cheer over a drink. If you haven’t voted yet, fill out your ballot, drop it off in a nearby drop box, and then swing by The Roanoke proudly wearing your “I Voted” sticker.

    We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub. We start at 8:00pm.

    Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

    Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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    Electile Dysfunction 2024:

    Parody Project: This Land is Your Land

    Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

    Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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    DLBottleDLBottleBallots are out and voting has started in Washington State! It sure seems like a good time for a drink! For you too? Then please join us tonight at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

    We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. Bring an extra layer and find us on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

    Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

    Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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    Electile Dysfunction 2024:

    The Onion: Mayor explains why he changed city named after slave-owning founder to Salami Town

    Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

    Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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    DLBottleWith three weeks to Election Day, Washington state ballots are about to drop. Let’s talk about it! Please join us tonight for some politics and a pint at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

    We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

    Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

    Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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    Electile Dysfunction 2024:

    LegalEagle: Alex Jones’s entire empire is being sold off

    Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

    John Oliver: Traffic stops

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

    Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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    DLBottle

    Please join us tonight for some political punditry and electoral prognostication over a pint at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally. The election is just 27 days away. Let’s talk about it.

    We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

    Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

    Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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    Michael Kosta: Jelani Cobb on the history of the Electoral College & a healthy journalism diet

    The New Yorker: Zooey Zephyr’s defense of trans lives in a deep-red state

    Electile Dysfunction 2024:

    John Oliver: Federal courts

    LegalEagle: Eric Adams’s ridiculous corruption

    Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

    Vox: Can clean energy handle the AI boom?

    Stephen: Chris Wallace on the Supreme Court’s presidential immunity ruling

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

    Drinking Liberally — Seattle (Debate Edition)

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    DLBottleWe will be watching the V.P. debate tonight at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally. Please join us for a debate, conversation, and good cheer over a drink.

    We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. We normally meet at 8:00p.m., but the debate starts at 6:00 p.m., so we will get together in the back room then. Note that the audio might be difficult to hear. Bring earbuds or headphones and a streaming device (phone or tablet) if you want to hear every word. There is free Wi-Fi in the bar.

    Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

    Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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    The Late Show: The Adams Felony

    Electile Dysfunction 2024:

    Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

    Desi Lydic: NY Mayor Eric Adams indicted in Turkey bribery & fraud scheme

    Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

    Steve Shives: Things in the U.S. are worse than they should be

    Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

    Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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    DLBottleIt is Tuesday, and that means the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gathers for an evening of political discussion, good cheer and beer. Join us, if you can.

    We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

    Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

    Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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    Swiftvoted:

    Electile Dysfunction 2024:

    Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

    Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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