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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 6/16/26, 4:39 pm

DLBottle

Please join us this evening as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together for conversations, drinks and good cheer.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 6/12/26, 11:21 pm

Robert Reich: The hidden danger of America’s wealth gap

ONN: Slow-witted conspiracy theorist convinced government behind NASA

Jeffery Epstein’s Best Friend:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Diddy Diet? ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ Twenty-Two Doctors Is Not Nearly Enough ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard loves inflation!
  • Christopher Titus: The Washington Hillbilly
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп “loves” inflation and lies about “no wars” and FAUX News criticizes his Iran claims
  • Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes that broke the internet
  • JoJoFromJerz: If it’s a hoax, why the Situation Room, Dotard?
  • Marsh Family: ♫ Трампy Doodle ♬:

  • Paula Poundstone: Трамп said “I love the inflation”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s “Statue of Liberty, Total Makeover” ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s nipple fetish revealed, UFC-themed birthday party & commemorative coin con
  • The Resistance: ♫ It’s My Birthday And Obama Made Me Cry ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп crashes the NBA finals party, throws unhinged tantrum on Meet the Press
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ A Very Stable Genius Part Two! ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп attends NBA finals, cries election fraud in California & storms out of interview
  • Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes that are taking over the internet!
  • JoJoFromJerz: The Dotard doesn’t give a fuck about you
  • Rachel Maddow: White House UFC stage as a monument to Трамп corruption
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Lullaby for Dotard ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ I Love Inflation! ♬
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ War’s On, War’s Off ♬:

  • Paula Poundstone: They’re taking Трамп’s name OFF the Kennedy Center
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Man Baby ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ King of Bankruptcy Now Working on Bankrupting America ♬
  • Christopher Titus: Here’s why some felon keeps calling elections rigged
  • Ari Melber: Трамп’s Epstein problem returns with blockbuster testimony
  • The Resistance: ♫ The Rise and Ruin of The Dotard Трамп ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Oh Say Can You Finally See? ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Don (Go Away) ♬:

  • Seth Meyers: Трамп gets booed and falls asleep at NBA finals, spreads deranged CA election lies
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп gets booed & falls asleep during NBA finals, claims war is almost over & goodbye Spencer Pratt
  • Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes so wild
  • JoJoFromJerz: The most corrupt administration in history
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ New York Hates Трамп ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ It’s Amazing What Трамп Says He’s Accomplished! ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп, Epstein & ‘Transparency’ ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: Трамп saw 22 doctors—but he’s in “perfect health”?
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп vs Kaitlan Collins & leaked tape rocks Melanie backstory

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Liars, Thieves and Thugs:

  • Desi Lydic: Трамп sells UFC coins as Iran strikes & Melania pushes AI in a speech worthy of AI
  • Steve Shives: Republican Congress courageously falls in line with Трамп
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ CBS, Consumed By Stupidity ♬
  • Robert Reich: How does this keep happening?
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Welcome to the Reviled Side ♬:

  • Desi Lydic: Bad luck Трамп ruins Knicks’ winning streak & Spencer Pratt loses L.A.’s Mayor race
  • John Oliver: New College of Florida
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Melania Slept Her Way There, Donald Got There and Slept ♬
  • Marsh Family: ♫ Bile and Lies ♬:

  • 60 Seconds: Hegseth talks competence
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ The Only Fraud Is You—CNN’s MAGA Meltdown ANNIHILATION ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The Funniest Political Memes

The Daily Show: Mark Zuckerberg—Human Status Update

Liberal Redneck: Did California just perpetrate the most brazen election fraud in history? Uh…No

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 6/9/26, 8:47 am

DLBottleMore elections, more outrage, more controversy. Let’s talk about it. Stop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally and relax with some conversations and a drink.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 6/5/26, 11:16 pm

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Mother Nature will not miss us when we’re gone ♬

Steve Shives: The dismantling of 60 minutes is everyone’s problem

The Resistance: ♫ Just A Song—Until The Whole Damn Room Sings Along ♬

Vox: How the war in Iran could end affordable air travel

Reign of The Felon Von ShitzOnUs:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ The Night He Drove Old Dotard Down ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп upgrades rides for “Horsemen of the Apocalypse” ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Read him Goodnight Moon—He’s asleep…AGAIN!
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Sundowning ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s $250 bill mocked, RFK Jr.’s snake stunt backfires
  • Michael Kosta: Трамп’s losing streak seeps into Iran & Netanyahu gets a taste of mean girl Трамп
  • Parody Project: ♫ Pardon Me ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The most outrageous political memes
  • Paula Poundstone: Трамп got bored with Iran
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to losing his slush fund
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Did Трамп’s doctor recommend a caretaker or an undertaker? ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ You’ve Got A Friend ♬:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп threatens late night TV again, might be upset we won a Peabody & his suspicious health report
  • Rachel Maddow: Yes, Трамп could get in trouble for his “IRS settlement” slush fund scheme
  • JoJoFromJerz: 52 posts in 6 hours? This IS NOT NORMAL!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Impeach the Bastard Now ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Camel Test President vs Real Achievements ♬
  • Robert Reich: Трамп’s scheme to rig the midterms
  • John Oliver: Трамп’s pardons
  • Paula Poundstone: Трамп’s January 6 Slush Fund Blocked
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Failing President—The Fake Leader Musical ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: Трамп memes that are somehow too real
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s concert turns into total disaster, about the Kennedy Center, and he brags about health exam
  • Michael Kosta: POTUS hires America’s least-qualified spy & Трамп’s portrait graces new $250 bill?
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Трамп’s Lame Ass Fair ♬:

  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Mammas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Like The President ♬:
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Gotten Crazy, Uh-huh ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: It’s too late for Трамп to kill the $1.776B political monster he created
  • Paula Poundstone: Трамп is forever barred from IRS audits
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed that the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is bigger than skyscrapers
  • Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes that broke the internet
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s tyranny has an EXPIRATION DATE ♬
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп’s political pressure is DESTROYING the DOJ in court
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп brags about his brain, crowd size & pool, CBS fires Scott Pelley & Don Jr’s honeymoon video
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп humiliates critics by landing top music act ♬
  • Jon Stewart: Трамп can’t negotiate for shit, and the Iran peace talks prove it
  • CBC News: How hard was it for Трамп to ace his cognitive test?
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп drops Jan. 6 slush fund & war and gas prices trigger GOP midterm panic
  • Christopher Titus: The carney White House:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ AI Colbert vs Трамп—The Satire Singularity ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: Трамп tells Kaitlin Collins to smile—then falls asleep
  • Michael Kosta: Трамп wants White House UFC ring to stay & NJ candidate Tom Kean is MIA
  • Tiny Hands Productions: Craziest political memes
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп’s revenge tour is blowing up in his face
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is a big loser in California and in Congress
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Massive Success Applauded by Dems ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Rubio grilled on Трамп sleeping, Трамп’s reflecting pool obsession and sex toys in Iowa
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV—The Dotard’s “Genius” Cognitive Test Roast ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: Трамп cancels freedom 250 concert after artists drop out
  • JoJoFromJerz: A UFC Octagon On The Lawn? REALLY?!

Steve Shives: An error that proves voting by mail is safe

Jordan Klepper heads to NOLA for America’s semiquincentennial

The Resistance: ♫ E Pluribus Unum ♬

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Despicable Pseudo-Patriots And Other MAGA Trash:

  • Haze Sessions: ♫ Red (Jesse Welles cover) ♬
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ The Ballard of Big Balls (live) ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: Rubio said he never saw Трамп sleep
  • JoJoFromJerz: No sympathy—You knew exactly who he was
  • LegalEagle: OpenAI humiliates Elon in court
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Ogden Nash Goes Blue? ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: The GRIM TRUTH about Трамп’s NIGHTMARE GRIP on MAGA
  • Paula Poundstone: Lara Трамп interviews kids’ grandpa
  • Unsourced News: 60 SECONDS—Melania denies everything
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Shut Up You Ugly Duck ♬
  • Stella Magz: Ivanka Трамп, “Daddy, I want a golden island”
  • LegalEagle: Grand Jury tampering, vindictive prosecution, sanctions—This one has it all
  • JoJoFromJerz: “He should resign”—Republican Rep. Andy Ogles’ homophobic outrage

Tiny Hands Productions: These memes are saying what everyone’s thinking

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

The Resistance: ♫ How Much Longer Can We Keep Doing This? (The Vibe in America) ♬

Stella Magz: The Mamdani Effect apparently induces amnesia….

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 6/2/26, 3:19 pm

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally is getting together this evenings for adventures in politics, elections, the media, etc. Oh…and drinks. You are invited to stop by and join us.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 5/29/26, 11:40 pm

Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes that deserve rewards

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s approval rating hits new low, America’s 250th party is a mess & Iran war may be over soon?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Heart is Failing (But He’s Used to Failure) ♬
  • Christopher Titus: Insane-sorship!
  • Paula Poundstone: Трамп’s “dental appointment” excuse
  • Shirley Șerban: ♫ It’s Not Complicated ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Village Idiot—The Nation Designed To Fail ♬
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп’s “snake” story is coming back to bite America
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Трамп
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard mocks Memorial Day
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Let’s Burn All the Coal Up! (from the Трамп EPA Glee Club Song Book) ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ ♬:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп assembles his cabinet of clowns
  • Paula Poundstone: Dotard the Slalom Skier
  • JoJoFromJerz: WTF is going on with The Dotard’s health?!
  • Amanda’s Mild Takes: The Felon Von Shitzinpantz’s Ls for the week!!
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is suing E Jean Caroll
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Tips for Dealing with Трамп (or Toddlers) ♬
  • The Other Brother: ♫ Ballroom Bye Bye ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Every Day is Another Low ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: These Трамп memes are actually hilarious
  • Paula Poundstone: Трамп’s rhyming dictionary
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s “Page Not Found” DOJ ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dotard’s Dumb (Or so I heard.) ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Hey, Big Grifter ♬
  • Puppet Regime: Трамп has a thing called Iran:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп skips Jr’s wedding, attacks DUMOCRATS on Memorial Day & claims his physical went PERFECTLY
  • Paula Poundstone: Трамп skips Dotard Jr wedding for Iran “deal”
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ No other President…. ♬
  • Chris Hayes: Three judges smack down Трамп in one day
  • LegalEagle: I confronted Congress about Трамп’s $1.8 billion fraud
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces new music for state fair
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ He Ain’t Nothin’ But a Gilded Pig ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Hello Greenland ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп vs. The Troops—Actions speak louder than words

Liberal Redneck: Can James Talarico truly hope to win in Texas?

Criminals, Grifters, and The MAGA Sheep:

  • JoJoFromJerz: Where is Tom Kean Jr.? The disappearing Congressman exposed!
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп shrugs off Don Jr.’s wedding and Jan. 6 slush fund backlash
  • Stella Magz: Megyn Kelly continues to embarrass herself….
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Трамп Cabinet Song (This really brings them together) ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Jim Crow Two Point Oh ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: The “Supreme Court of Masculinity” is an absolute joke
  • Brenna Perez: NC Republicans want to execute me?!
  • Ross Childs: Fake 🍑🍑ination department
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s Last Cabinet Meeting ♬
  • LegalEagle: Crazy Texas Judge claims jurisdiction over Rhode Island
  • Stella Magz: Katie Miller defends her gargoyle….
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Don Jr’s Gonna Have a Wife Tonight ♬

Brenna Perez: The resolution to Abrego Garcia’s case is ironically perfect…

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 5/26/26, 3:30 pm

DLBottlePlease join us this evening as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together for drinks and conversation. We’ll be talking all things politics.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 5/22/26, 8:33 pm

Stephen: Bruce Springsteen sings “Streets of Minneapolis”

John Oliver: Structured settlements & factoring companies

New York Times: Why some voters are turning on Трамп

Reign of The Felon Von ShitzOnUs:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s 37% “Victory Waltz” ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Lullabye ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard completely destroys Lauren Boebert
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Breaking News—Трамп and U.S. in Steep Decline! ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: Just leave, Dotard
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп wages war on Republicans & makes his bank account great again, and farewell to Colbert
  • The Other Brother: ♫ Трамп’s Slush Fund ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Extreme Deceiver ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Mar-a-Lago Construction Blues—Funding The Golden Ballroom Gone Wrong ♬
  • LegalEagle: My blood is boiling (about that “settlement”)
  • JoJoFromJerz: They are robbing us!
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ 8647 in 26 ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ You Don’t Have The Cards ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ 8647 = Impeach—The Bedminster Fairway Protest Song ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: Bunker, bunker, bunker!
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп knows he’s losing his “slush fund” and his ballroom
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard calls butterflies gay
  • Ronny Chieng: Трамп taps Todd Blanche for J6er slush fund & makes bank after boosting stocks
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ 47 On The Run ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: Two weeks Dotard
  • Jen Psaki: Video suggests Трамп botched deadline for lawsuit at heart of $1.776 billion “slush fund”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Welcomes Ebola Virus In West Wing Ceremony ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ The Art of the Steal—Трамп’s $1.776B Anti‑Weaponization Slush Fund ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Swindle While I Can ♬:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп makes his most brazenly corrupt move ever, blabs about ballroom & backs off Iran deadline
  • The Resistance: ♫ Demanding More ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to end of Stephen Colbert
  • The Other Brother: ♫ America’s Screwed ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Cancel Трамп, Keep Colbert ♬
  • The Late Show: How President Трамп negotiates with himself
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard claims he dominated Xi in China
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s “dumb person” remark, Трамп phone & china trip mocked
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп loves Xi!—Xi tolerates Трамп!
  • Paula Poundstone: Poor Baby Dotard
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Golden Ballroom ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Congratulations Mr. President—“Best of the Worst” ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Stranglehold ♬
  • Jon Stewart: Трамп gushes over Xi & Jon helps 2026 graduates land a job the Трамп way
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп meets with Xi Jinping in China & rejects Iran’s reparations demands
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s crazy posting spree, embarrassing trip to China & a deep dark government conspiracy!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ 1.7 Billion Dollars for Dotard’s 25-cent Reputation? ♬
  • Samantha Bee: The Трамп/Epstein Reading Room:

  • JoJoFromJerz: Zero empathy—The truth about the sociopath running the country
  • Paula Poundstone: Bull in a China shop
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard just owned the IRS
  • The Other Brother: ♫ All My Tariffs ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ The Dotard Went Down To China ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп Van Blinkle—The President who slept through everything ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Трамп Administration Explained Musically ♬

More Perfect Union: Billionaires found a new way to steal your retirement

Randy Rainbow: ♫ Where the hell is our Congress? ♬:

Robert Reich: Meet the biggest super PACs of 2026

The Rest of the Sycophants, Thieves, Imbeciles, Grifters, and Liars:

  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп DEMANDS reparations for January 6 rioters OUT OF YOUR WALLET!
  • Paula Poundstone: Kash was scrapbooking?!?
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ Masks Off ♬:

  • Christopher Titus: Insurrection for profit!!!
  • SNL: Jeffrey Epstein ghost
  • LegalEagle: Трамп’s TV judge crashes out
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Whiskey Tango Foxtrot America Why Jan 6 Rioters May Get Paid While Epstein Victims Fight for Justice ♬
  • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ DJT’s Slush Fund ♬:

  • Stephen: Insurrectionists hit the jackpot & a Middle East chill pill & how the ballroom ties together
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s circus of incompetence is stupider than you think
  • The Resistance: ♫ The Plot That’s Not So Secret ♬

ONN: OpenAI announces construction of new data center on top of sick child

More Perfect Union: The shocking billionaire plot to steal the election

JoJoFromJerz: Political burnout—Is anyone else exhausted?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 5/19/26, 3:48 pm

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets this evening for more adventures in politics and elections. And you are invited, so stop by!

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 5/15/26, 10:18 pm

Puppet Regime: The regime in the wild, for Sir David Attenborough

John Oliver: USPS Postal Inspectors

Parody Project: ♫ What a crazy-ass world ♬

The Resistance: ♫ I Want My Flag Back ♬

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Dirty Deeds Трамп‑Level Cheap ♬
  • The Late Show: ♫ “This war has been won” ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: The Трамп Mobile Phone
  • The Resistance: ♫ When I Think About You (I Think About Me) ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Mini-War by a Mini-Mind ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Just Remember November ♬
  • Stephen: Handshake dominance & Трамп, “I only say the truth,” & FAUX News in China
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Worst President Lifetime Achievement Award ♬
  • The God Show: Did Трамп shit his pants in China?
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп HATES women—Don’t be surprised what he does next!
  • Ari Melber: Трамп SPIRALS as gas revolt spans Rogan, GOP, Indys, Liberals
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп mocked in China during trip, Australia scraps Трамп Tower due to “toxic” brand
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ I Am the Very Model of a Modern MAGA General ♬
  • Desi Lydic FAUXsplains Трамп’s big beautiful ballroom:

  • Charlamagne Tha God isn’t laughing at Трамп’s third-term “jokes”
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп gold statue—“Don the colossus”
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп’s reflecting pool deal looks as CORRUPT as you think
  • The Resistance: ♫ A Very Useful Idiot ♬
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп dismisses Iran weapons fire as “love tap” & Kash Patel’s personalized whiskey
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Welcome to the Golden Age of Трамп ♬
  • Get High, Watch This: Трамп’S golden super statue!!! It’s going to save AMERICA!!!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Hopes to Turn D.C. into “Las Vegas East” ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s Iran war confession, profane tirade & wild posting spree
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Ballroom for the Queen (No Health Care for You) ♬
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп seeks BILLIONS in taxpayer cash in IRS suit
  • Stephen: Трамп’s “very simple” Iran war plan, Трамп’s posterbating on Mother’s Day, and the golden calf Трамп idolatry
  • JoJoFromJerz: Narcissism in gold—Трамп’s new golden statue
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Dream ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dementia Dotard ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ I Only Say The Truth (And That Was A Lie) ♬
  • Christopher Titus: (Трамп) He LOVES you??
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Only Low IQ Is You ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: Honest Dotard explains his fund for criminals?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dotard Трамп’s a Dick ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ The Art of the Kneel—Трамп’s “Tough on China” Trade War ♬
  • The Late Show: This Is Not A Golden Calf!
  • Jordan Klepper: Xi makes Трамп climb stairs, learn ancient Greek history & tremble over Taiwan talk
  • Stephen: Трамп, “I don’t think about anybody” & when does the President sleep & don’t worry about hantavirus
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Authoritarian Monopoly ♬

John Oliver: The Shadow Docket

Stephen: President Obama on the 2015 Iran nuclear deal

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Monument Reflecting Pool Reflects Growth of Slime in DC ♬

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Deplorables:

  • Stella Magz: Трамп supporter realizes he got scammed….
  • Paula Poundstone: J.D. Vance called out fraud. Paula has notes
  • Jordan Klepper: MAGA rages over missing Трамп phones & POTUS heads to China with Elon and the boys
  • SNL Weekend Update: Tucker Carlson on liberal politics and the 2026 Met Gala
  • Jen Psaki: Kash’s boozy boasts backfire as drinking questions follow him to another hearing
  • Liberal Redneck: How the South is about to become even more MAGA and insane
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Under-Babied Tonight ♬:

  • JoJoFromJerz: Why Dr. Oz’s “underbabied” theory is pure distraction
  • Paula Poundstone: D is NOT a good grade!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Rich are Getting Pissed (Oh heavens!) ♬
  • SNL: Kavanaugh Hegseth Patel Bar
  • Jordan Klepper: RFK Jr. dissatisfied with teen sperm & Sean Duffy gets back to reality
  • Stella Magz: Conservatives are the new snowflakes….
  • Jen Psaki: Vance focuses on fraud with especially bad timing for Трамп
  • Paula Poundstone: The Dotard has a special job for you
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ Call Me When You Win The War ♬

Robert Reich and Tara Raghuveer: What your landlord doesn’t want you to know

The Late Show: ♫ Who Showed Up To ChatGPT’s Birthday Party? ♬

Bruce W. Nelson: Release the (Epstein/Трамп) files!

The Resistance: ♫ We Are The Resistance! ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 5/12/26, 5:53 pm

DLBottlePlease join us tonight as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together to discuss politics, elections, the media, and whatnot over a cold one.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 5/8/26, 9:52 pm

The Resistance: ♫ Not In The Mood To Celebrate ♬

John Oliver: Gas station drugs

Stephen: What powers should the President not have? Former President Obama weighs in

Reign of Jeffry Epstein’s Felon Best Friend:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Seriously Unfunny—The Jimmy Kimmel vs Трамп Political Satire Song (People Are Angry) ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I’m soon to be banned (by our 1st Amendment protectors) ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s Strait of Hormuz plan fails, Spirit collapses, GOP redraws Congressional maps
  • Robert Reich: How some felon is trying to control what you see on TV
  • JoJoFromJerz: The return of Don Snoreleone—Трамп’s latest public nap
  • Stephen: The true cost Of Трамп’s war & The Pope likes to have fun & kids beat online age checks
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s insane posting spree, lies about war & MAGA pins Giuliani’s health issues on Jimmy Kimmel
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп violates Iran war deadline, claims “mini war” is over as US and Iran trade fire
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces Mother’s Day plan
  • Paula Poundstone: Hey Dotard, take a nap!
  • The Resistance: I’m Really Good At War!
  • Parody Project: ♫ We’re Sort of Like Pirates ♬

  • Tommy Campbell: Gavin Newsom trolls Трамп’s passport
  • JojoFromJerz: Hands, neck, and health—What’s going on with The Dotard?!
  • The God Show: President Moron’s polls CRATER
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Is He Dehdyet? ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Operation Endless Butthurt ♬
  • Stephen: Iran mocks America’s “wishlist” & reflecting Lincoln & vape candy for adults & a MAHA compromise
  • Desi Lydic: Трамп dumps toxic ballroom debris on golf course & DJ Marco Rubio loves 90s rap
  • Seth Meyers: Late Night White House press briefing
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard says Spirit Airlines is in heaven
  • Puppet Regime: ♫ New Трамп acronym on Wall Street, muchachos… ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп threatens Iran with intense bombing, bullies the FDA on vaping & Rubio to meet with the Pope
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Commander‑in‑Chief of Make‑Believe ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Populist Scam ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Bohemian Autocracy ♬
  • The God Show: Bless the reporter who made Трамп SNAP over gas prices
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп says he’s taken three cognitive tests, tells kids about nuclear war
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп now wants Americans to pay for his ballroom & says crazy stuff to kids in the Oval office
  • Christopher Titus: Spirit is dead!
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ My Name and My Face Go Everywhere ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s behavior has reached a new level of insanity
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Giving a Bad Name to Regular Scoundrels and Creeps ♬

SNL Weekend Update: White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooting, Hegseth says Iran war costs reach $25B

LegalEagle: SCOTUS—No more Black politicians

Jesse Welles: ♫ Don’t Tread on Me ♬:

Brenna Perez: The ACTUAL solution to gerrymandering

Other Miscellaneous MAGA Grifters, Liars, and Pedophiles:

  • Steve Shives: Voter’s Remorse Helpline—Dating edition
  • Desi Lydic: ♫ Epstein’s alleged suicide note is “no fun” & Трамп sics military on autocorrect ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pete Hegseth Battles “The Fog of Bar” ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ The Joke’s on You ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard calls Rudy Giuliani, “America’s vampire”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Right-Wing Song of Empathy ♬
  • Stella Magz: Remember, RFK Jr. and The Dotard will be in charge if hantavirus gets bad….
  • The Late Show: ♫ Insane. Got No Brain. ♬
  • SNL: Hegseth and Patel Iran press briefing
  • Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: America’s top 5 Christian nationalist PESTS
  • Stella Magz: Karoline Leavitt—It’s a girl….
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп does Iran war damage control, Kash Patel’s in panic mode & Rubio’s awkward Pope meeting
  • The Resistance: ♫ Red State Blues ♬
  • Stephen: Presidential fitness & Hegseth’s bubble & Трамп’s war is bad for business & Met gala’s wild looks
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I Want A President Who’s Normal ♬

Desi Lydic: Boycotters skip the Bezos Met Gala & Трамп can’t focus on the economy…or anything

Stephen addresses the nation from President Obama’s Oval Office

Jon Stewart: Трамп ignores 60-Day Iran deadline & King Charles urges Congress to do its job

Parody Project: ♫ Don’t Teach Evolution ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 5/5/26, 3:54 pm

DLBottleThat’s right. The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight. Swing by and join the conversation and relax over a drink.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 5/1/26, 9:46 pm

JoJoFromJerz: Violence is NEVER the answer (but neither is the anti-free-speech bullshit!)

Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed about the White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooting

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • J-L Cauvin: Is the Dotard boycotting the Michael Jackson movie?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ 24 Great Reasons Why we NEED a Ballroom ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s totally unhinged assault rifle pic, big night with King Charles & James Comey vendetta
  • The God Show: Bless the 60 Minutes question that made Трамп go full Nixon
  • Josh Johnson: Трамп and Republicans want YOU to pay $400 million for his ballroom
  • Liberal Redneck: So there was another attempt on Трамп’s life…OR WAS THERE?!?
  • JoJoFromJerz: Branding America—Трамп’s plan to put his face on your passport
  • Christopher Titus: Трамп jumps the shark DAILY!
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп lectures America on “dangerous rhetoric”….Seriously?
  • The Marsh Family: ♫ The British King is Here! ♬:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard celebrates the end of the Voting Rights Act
  • Desi Lydic: Desi Lydic chronicles Трамп’s forever war on windmills
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Some brain-addled felon attacks Jimmy Kimmel AGAIN & wants him fired “SOON”
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп posts unhinged gun meme in threat to Iran, Hegseth mocked over Strait of Hormuz
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ The King’s Speech—King Charles ROASTS Трамп at the White House ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ For the “Extraordinarily Brilliant” Dotard J. Трамп ♬
  • Jon Stewart: Трамп spins dinner shooting for ballroom agenda & Blitzer is CNN’s one-shoed hero
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s big nap and Hegseth plays doctor
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп, apparently oblivious, makes the same joke for which he wants Kimmel fired
  • The God Show: Donald HUMILIATES Melania in front of KING CHARLES!
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard demands a boycott of Jimmy Kimmel
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Discourages Violence (When He’s Not Encouraging It) ♬
  • Josh Johnson: Трамп indicts Comey over seashells & King Charles is King of congressional comedy
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ You’re A Schmuck ♬:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп vs Science ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп demands ballroom after WHCD shooting, Kash Patel “likely to be fired”
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ Lone Wolves ♬
  • Stella Magz: Dinner with Трамп sounds like a blast….
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп visits with King Charles, wants us to pay for ballroom & did he just joke about his own death!?!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I’ll keep on labeling Трамп a fascist ♬
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп demands a $500M ballroom for “safety”
  • The Resistance: ♫ Please Just Drink The Bleach ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ They Indicted SEASHELLS?! ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп roasted by King Charles, Lindsey Graham wants YOU to pay for Трамп’s ballroom
  • JoJoFromJerz: Taxpayer funded luxury—The new White House ballroom scandal

John Oliver: Chatbots

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

And the Other Right Wing Lunatics, Sociopaths, and Deplorables:

  • Bette Midler: ♫ ALL YOU FASCISTS (Bound to Lose) ♬
  • The God Show: Melanie FREAKS out over AMAZING Jimmy Kimmel joke
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ JD Anxiously Awaits a Promotion ♬
  • LegalEagle: One shelluva a dumb indictment
  • JoJoForJerz: He said “No quarter.” Hegseth’s darkest threat yet:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Todd Blanch—Трамп’s mindless sock puppet ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Rudy Giuliani ♬
  • Clare Blackwood: Karoline Leavitt explains how Трамп saved the White House correspondents’ dinner
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Your Guy Was a Moron ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Melanie & Dotard Трамп demanding his firing & the White House correspondents’ dinner
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kash for Corruption ♬

Josh Johnson: SCOTUS deals blow to Voting Rights Act & Трамп deals blow to NASA chief’s ears

LegalEagle: Shadow docket leak is insane

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 4/28/26, 4:50 pm

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally is meeting this evening to chat about politics and relax over a drink. Stop by if you are so inclined.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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