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Drinking Liberally — Seattle (Midterm Election Day Edition)

by Darryl — Tuesday, 11/3/26, 9:01 am

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It is midterm election day! If you haven’t voted yet, get it done! Drop your ballot off in a nearby drop box before 8pm. What? You lost your ballot? No problem. Just download, print out and return your ballot or stop by an accessible voting center and vote old school. Then swing by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally and watch the election returns.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub. We normally start at 8:00pm, but stop by early and enjoy the show.

  • John Oliver: Midterms 2026
  • LegalEagle: Can Трамп rig the election?
  • Paula Poundstone: You called your own rallies crap, Dotard
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп ends midterms with filthy lies about Dems & downplaying his “very little” Iran war
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп obsesses over men’s asses & ramps up attacks on Abdul El-Sayed
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Final (Musical) Appeal To Voters ♬
  • Rachel Maddow cracks DOGE mystery as Трамп fails again heading into midterm elections
  • Unsourced News:60 Seconds—Трамп’s midterm closing argument gets WEIRD
  • JoJoFromJerz: The soul of America is on the Line—Vote them OUT!
  • Seth Meyers: Unhinged Трамп rallies as he loses Alaska legal challenge

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

300 Stoopid Comments

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 10/30/26, 9:35 pm

Liberal Redneck: Are Liberals the real racists now? (Spoiler: no)

Matthew Cooke: The richest 12 people own more than half the world

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Voting is Vital ♬

Chris Hayes: “Cretins, flunkies and psychos”—the list of “uniquely bad candidates” on the ballot

Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Let’s Take His Name Off Of Here! ♬

Lawrence O’Donnell: Obama & other Dems make Трамп’s stupidity an issue in the campaign

Misadventures of The Worst U.S. President Ever:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s White House Cheesecake Factory ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Our Nobel Prize-less Prez ♬
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп’s bad faith Alaska uproar exposed in record of GOP-backed ballot stacking
  • Paula Poundstone: You sent your Treasury Secretary to Cheesecake Factory, Dotard?
  • Tiny Hands Productions: This is peak political meme energy
  • JoJoFromJerz: What is Трамп hiding?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Perv-Protecting Prez ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп comments on Nicki Minaj’s “beautiful ass,” Obama roasts Трамп & midterm shenanigans
  • Brenna Perez: The Iran war is making “US” trillions
  • Paula Poundstone: You’re sick to ask that, Dotard?
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ It’s A Reckoning! ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ This Land is Awesome, This Prez is Awful ♬
  • Get High, Watch This: Трамп’s White House HALLOWEEN Trick or Treat party!!!
  • The Resistance: ♫ Without a Doubt ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: You praised RFK Jr.’s body, Dotard?
  • Jon Stewart: Трамп gets roasted by Obama & transfixed by Nicki Minaj’s ass
  • Chris Hayes breaks down Трамп’s “extremely telling” rally riff about gas prices
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ When Трамп Gets to Hell ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп unravels as Talarico & El-Sayed surge; Obama mocks MAGA meltdown over his joke
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Трамп Gets Heckled Because He Jives ♬
  • Jonathan Jensen: ♫ Shove It Up Your Big Fat Ass ♬:

  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Blame it on Obama! (The Dotard Трамп Cheescake Factory song) ♬
  • The God Show: The Dotard comes OUT!
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Netanyahu’s election results
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп tried to crush Cassidy Hutchinson. He failed
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Song To Cheer Trump Up a Little ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп lashes out at a reporter and hecklers take over his rallies
  • Paula Poundstone: You said you were never on Epstein’s plane, Dotard?
  • The Resistance: ♫ You Can’t make This SHIT Up! ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Lady in Red ♬:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Shove That Ballroom Up Your Ego ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The Internet is having a field day with these political memes
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s bigotry backfires BIG time
  • LegalEagle: Трамп met his match in court
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп gets heckled at his own rally, gifts us a GREAT moment & Don Jr’s oligarch hunting trip
  • Paula Poundstone: You’re suing to block an election over a name, Dotard?
  • Get High, Watch This: Трамп wants to cheat like hell in the midterms!!!
  • Puppet Regime: US border policy has a new “Flava”
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Give and Let Lie ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Starving? Just Think About the Ballroom Instead! ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: The Most LEGENDARY Трамп rally heckler ever

The God Show: The MOST IMPORTANT video in US history

ONN: Should food cost more?

Tommy Campbell: Obama doubles down on Cheesecake Factory roast of The Dotard

Michael Kosta meets the activist fighting for America’s persecuted billionaires

The New York Times: How ICE arrests depleted a Haitian work force

JoJoFromJerz: Why voting isn’t enough—Here’s how we flip the House & Senate

Greasy Ghouls, Grotesque Galoots, Gullible Gudgeons and other GOP Goblins:

  • Jordan Klepper: GOP gets ghoulish in last-ditch midterm fearmongering
  • JoJoFromJerz: What JD Vance just told this woman WILL MAKE YOU PUKE!
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The Internet is obsessed with these political memes
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп says to hold your nose and VOTE for Ken Paxton NOT James Tala-Freak-o
  • Paula Poundstone: Your own party is running from you, Dotard
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ Whirlwind ♬:

  • Desi Lydic FAUXsplains Obama’s Cheesecake Factory joke at Трамп
  • Jordan Klepper: Conservative media rallies behind The Cheesecake Factory after Obama serves up diss
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s ass obsession gets weirder, Musk targets Talarico, Obama sparks MAGA meltdown
  • JoJoFromJerz: In the history of cults, MAGA is the dumbest! Here’s why…
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Трампler Youth? It Sounds SO Familiar ♬
  • Jordan Klepper fingers the pulse—Red flags
  • The Resistance: ♫ Calling All Deplorables! ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Alina Habba’s corruption
  • A Bird Named Douglas: There’s something strange about Pete Hegseth:

  • John Oliver: The Republican Party & the far right
  • Seth Meyers: GOP whines after Obama mocked Трамп’s White House makeover & Rogers flails on MAGA question
  • JoJoFromJerz: Cheesecake Factory FREAKOUT
  • LegalEagle: Трамп’s lawyer keeps breaking the law
  • Steve Shives: If Republicans said the quiet parts loud about the midterms
  • Jordan Klepper: Brent Taylor’s dick pics, Трамп’s ass obsession & Alaska’s dueling Dan Sullivans
  • Paula Poundstone: Melanie did what you couldn’t, Dotard

Stella Magz: Wake up, America

Chris Hayes: Трамп can’t escape the hecklers

Lauren Mayer and Wanda Royse: ♫ Get Out & Vote ♬

The New York Times: Why Kansas ranchers are turning on Трамп

Christopher Titus: Watcha votin’ fer?

Desi Lydic: Are paid influencers influencing your midterm vote?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 10/27/26, 2:55 pm

DLBottleElection season is in full swing. Have you voted yet? If not, fill out your ballot and mail it today. If you don’t get it in the mail by today, it is best to drop it of in a nearby drop box. Let’s talk about it at this evening’s gathering of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

196 Stoopid Comments

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 10/23/26, 10:41 pm

LegalEagle: Трамп’s plan to deport Congresswoman Omar is legally absurd

The Felonious Fuck-up:

  • Paula Poundstone: You’re mocking someone’s looks, Dotard?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп–Leaving Devastation AND a Slime Trail ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Pardons for Sale? Трамп’s Pay-to-Play Pardon Game ♬
  • The Resistance: Take the Car Keys Away from Grandpa!
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces a MAGA dating site
  • Paula Poundstone: You were waving to no one, Dotard?
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп & Hegseth are not telling how much damage to Navy base in Iran war
  • Ari Melber: MAGA red melts into BLUE surge in TX, SC—Трамп spirals in “endangered” red areas
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Donald’s Dyeing Again! ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: All roads lead to Putin
  • Paula Poundstone: You threatened a reporter, Dotard?
  • The Resistance: Russia, Russia, Russia! Трамп, Putin & 30 Years of “Coincidences”
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Just Another Трамп Conspiracy ♬
  • Steve Shives: Трамп threatens one thousand years of darkness if Republicans lose midterms
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп, A Massive Pain in the Past ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Your House Be Falling Apart ♬
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ Who Will Save Your Polls? ♬:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard endorses Netanyahu
  • Paula Poundstone: You fired your press secretary for lying, Dotard?!?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Once Трамп’s Done Dying (He Seems to be Practicing) ♬
  • Get High, Watch This: Трамп keeps forgetting stuff, like starting a war with Iran!!!
  • SNL UK: President Трамп and Andy Burnham’s job swap
  • Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—Трамп wants to beat China
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп says he has “Very severe problems”. Yeah buddy, we fucking noticed!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ All the Glitters is NOT Golden ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ What Does Vladimir Have on Him? ♬
  • Jon Stewart: David Corn on Трамп’s man crush on Putin & “How Russia Won”
  • Paula Poundstone: A record-low 31%, Dotard?
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard rips LeBron & praises Vivek’s hate
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Get that Ass Out of your Head! ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: The media is IGNORING Трамп’s obvious physical & cognitive decline
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s record-low approval rating, brags about D.C. golf course, Zacharia leaves WH
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ November Smash 🎃 Трамп’s Blue Wave Nightmare ♬

Michael Kosta: Fayette County candidate gets piss drunk? Трамп drools over Sen. Jon Husted’s ass

Parody Project: ♫ The Voting Song! ♬:

America’s Most Deplorable:

  • MockPolitrick: ♫ Fired In 5 Days?! The Truth About Katie Zachariah’s White House Exit ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: When do you disavow HIM?
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп rants & raves, JD Vance hits rock bottom approval, GOP blames Biden for economy
  • Ronnie Chieng: Трамп nixes Hegseth’s livestream execution & JD Vance unleashes new laugh
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Katie Zacharia ♬:

  • ONN: Is Pete Hegseth’s bold pledge to ‘kill everyone’ by 2028 an unrealistic pipe dream?
  • Jordan Klepper: Hello & goodbye Katie Zacharia, Трамп’s Press Secretary who lasted five whole days
  • Robert Reich: What does lEon Musk want?
  • JoJoFromJerz: Vivek Ramaswamy & JD Vance’s UNFORGIVABLE cruelty in Ohio
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance Town Hall
  • Grace Kuhlenschmidt: Meet the GOP operative who keeps Republicans in the dark about Трамп
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ Mitchcraft! ♬:

  • Tiny Hands Productions: These memes are dragging politics with no mercy
  • Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—Death livestream
  • JoJoFromJerz: Little Marco Rubio’s complete surrender to The Dotard
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler plans to be appointed as Трамп’s next White House press secretary
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s brain glitches at SC rally, Vance & Ramaswamy spark fury over disgusting ad
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: lEon Musk threatens Democrats in Congress saying, “Live by the sword, die by the sword”
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Jon Husted’s Ass ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Rock Bottom Has a Basement ♬:

  • Ronny Chieng: Трамп is hot for Tim Scott & Susan Collins side-eyes Troy Jackson’s second cousin
  • Jen Psaki: New corruption scandal rocks Трамп just weeks before midterms
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s tracking down the worst of the worst ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: I’m STILL NOT backing down

Christopher Titus: You voting??

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 10/20/26, 4:15 pm

DLBottleBallots have dropped and voting has officially begun in Washington State. If you haven’t yet voted, fill out your ballot today, drop it of in a nearby drop box, and then swing by this evening’s gathering of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 10/16/26, 10:40 pm

LegalEagle: The Supreme Court is about to change EVERYTHING!

SNL Weekend Update: Mr. Wonderful on building an AI data center in Utah

The Putin-Loving, Hitler-Wanna-Be:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Denied Nobel Prize by Rigged Committee ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп says he has “very severe problems.” One appears to be declining cognitive ability
  • JoJoFromJerz: An attack on Democracy—Трамп orders investigation into Ilhan Omar
  • Puppet Regime: Трамп strikes MASSIVE diesel deal with Russia
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп complains about Jimmy and throws a fit over not winning Nobel Peace Prize
  • Robert Reich: Is THIS how Трамп goes out?
  • Paula Poundstone: $5,000 to Vote for You, Dotard?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Putin Knows a Secret (About Трамп) ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes are actually insane!
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ Death By Firing Squad ♬:

  • Paula Poundstone: You suck at ending wars, Dotard
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Putin’s Little Bitch ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The (Трамп?) Autopsy Report Song ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: Shocker…Трамп supports Columbus & Indigenous Days!
  • Christopher Titus: Трамп has gas
  • Tiny Hands Productions: You won’t believe these political memes
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is getting one thing right. If Republicans lose the midterms, they will blame him
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп is GREAT (at making life worse) ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: Your Press Secretary “passed the bar” in China, Dotard?
  • Shirley Șerban: ♫ What Does the Don Say? ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Putin’s Puppet ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Putin’s Puppet ♬:

  • Rachel Maddow: Desperation creeps in as Трамп’s polls turn catastrophic
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is laser focused on the midterms
  • Paula Poundstone: Your secret donor list leaked, Dotard
  • Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—Трамп’s super unintelligence
  • Puppet Regime: Russia-Ukraine ceasefire posted (by Трамп)
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The best over-the-top political memes
  • mazlinithegreat: ♫ Трамп’s Midterm Anthem 2026 ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ If Трамп WAS Sent by God… ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп shares AI tiger video after REAL fatal incident sparks outrage!
  • Paula Poundstone: No Nobel again, Dotard?

LegalEagle: Can the state kill you twice?

Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Old Town Vote ♬

The Red Hat Dunce Kleptocracy:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Sad State of Трамп Rallies ♬
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ The Katie Zacharia Song ♬
  • Jen Psaki: Oh, Katie!
  • Stella Magz: Katie Zacharia—That was quick!!!
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I’m a Mother F! ♬
  • Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—That weird lady back there
  • ONN: Will Трамп running for midterm President help down-ballot Republicans?
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп doesn’t win Nobel Peace Prize, Hegseth’s new War Department logo
  • JoJoFromJerz: Kimberly Guilfoyle’s Greek scandal is getting worse by the day
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Kimberly, Kimberly ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Dark-Souled Scum ♬

  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп Jr reacts to Kim Guilfoyle scandal
  • The Resistance: ♫ Corruption ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s new Press Secretary has disastrous first day
  • Rachel Maddow: Deadbeat senator gets public shaming as Republican panic deepens
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s “Posse Idiotus” ♬
  • Robert Reich: Republicans don’t even know what “America First” means
  • Stella Magz: I’m back and Kimberly Guilfoyle is gone…
  • JoJoFromJerz: Megyn Kelly just said something so repulsive! This is my response…
  • Tiny Hands Productions: This is what political humor looks like right now!
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ The RFK Jr. Lament ♬:

  • SNL: Hegseth USS Lincoln
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The Internet is eating up these political jokes
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The White House is ad at Jimmy AGAIN, Трамп’s Press Secretary mess & FAUX News betrays him
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Every Трамп White House press secretary has lied on their very first day at the podium
  • JoJoFromJerz: Katie Zacharia’s DISASTROUS White House debut
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I Can Lurk Better Than You ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard fires Katie Zacharia
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Трамп has fired his new Press Secretary after just five days
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s new Press Secretary mocked over disastrous debut and lawyer claims
  • Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—Katie Zacharia’s last interview
  • JoJoFromJerz: The ultra-rich vs. the rest of us
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Let’s Publicly Execute Pete! ♬
  • Jonathan Pie: American morality

The Resistance: ♫ We Can’t Agree to Disagree ♬

John Oliver: Generic drugs

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 10/13/26, 10:00 am

DLBottleEarly voting begins later this week. And you still have time to register or update your voter registration. And while you have elections and voting and stuff on your mind, plan a trip to this evening’s meeting of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally. We have much to discuss….

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 10/9/26, 9:50 pm

John Oliver: The Secret Service

The Resistance: ♫ The American Dream ♬

Chronicles of the Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Paula Poundstone: You said they’ll impeach you, Dotard
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп says destroying blue cities is “A small price to pay”
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The most savage political memes you haven’t seen yet
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s crazy LA & San Diego comment; allies’ midterm martial law plan
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп muses about Iran taking out LA and San Diego and leers at Natalie
  • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes are too funny
  • Paula Poundstone: Colorful signs mean they’re paid protesters, Dotard?
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп trolled with new statue as Hegseth plans unhinged livestream
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп backstabs allies, breaks sanctions for sudden Russian diesel deal
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Let Them Take Out Mar-a-Lago ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп Renamed AI “SI”?! ♬
  • The God Show: Трамп’s NUKE threat BLOWS UP in his FACE
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп thinks he’s a cult leader who can order followers to vote for Republicans they hate
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп-GOP infighting erupts, Kennedy calls Трамп an “a-hole,” Трамп doxes Tom Cotton
  • The Marsh Family: ♫ Gasoline ♬

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard offers money for midterm votes
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп spends millions of taxpayer dollars on ads promoting himself & tries to buy the midterms!
  • Paula Poundstone: You quit FAUX for two days, Dotard
  • Rachel Maddow: An anti-Трамп movement forms, united by morality
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп announces Super Intelligence Force
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп won’t win the Nobel Peace Prize, keeps talking about Iran bombing LA & more broken promises
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s nuclear attack comments are why the 25th Amendment exists
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s CLUELESS view on global trade breakdown
  • Paula Poundstone: You doxed a Senator over the clocks, Dotard
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is live streaming a firing squad
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The OFFICIAL Трамп 2026 Campaign Song ♬
  • Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—Daylight spending with Трамп
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп wants his golf club to be Camp David & FAUX News turns 30
  • Christopher Titus: Bombing in San Diego?!?!
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп’s claims about his White House ballroom, Hegseth’s new U.S. military standards

Jon Stewart: Unpacking AI’s dubious promise of a “better future”

Parody Project: ♫ Repeal What’s Amiss ♬:

Greg Johnson: The longest day of an election worker’s life

More Flunkies and Feckless Fascists, :

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Nothing But Net! Jack Smith Wins as Schmitt Airballs the Hawks-Hawkeyes “Gotcha” ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Exec Claims Marketing Ken Paxton Ain’t Easy ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Hey MAGA, you’re getting SHAFTED while Трамп’s getting richer!
  • The God Show: Hegseth’s Navy stunt BACKFIRES as humiliating workout video revealed
  • Jordan Klepper: Jordan Klepper sits down with a January 6er who wants a refund
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Hegseth—Public Execution as Clickbait ♬:

  • SNL: Republican midterm ads
  • JoJoFromJerz: Jared Kushner’s shady business deals exposed!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Natalie Harp, Eva Braun ♬
  • The Racist: ♫ Call It What It Is ♬
  • Marilyn Dee: ♫ Natalie Nutty ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Senator Eric Schmitt, A Real Bag of Shit ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Miss Information–Трамп’s Other Mistress ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The funniest political memes on the Internet right now
  • JoJoFromJerz: Military executions on live stream? We have to talk about this
  • Michael Kosta: Kimberly Guilfoyle caught begging Трамп donor to pay Her $100K Amex bill:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The GOP Today ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Let’s All Steal the Midterms ♬
  • The God Show: Bless Jack Smith for BREAKING MAGA with a T-shirt
  • JoJoFromJerz: The hard truth Трамп supporters REFUSE to admit
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Republican Plan (to make wrong into right) ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The best over the top political memes

Lauren Mayer and Scott Grinthal: ♫ Studly Jack Smith ♬

Steve Shives: Jack Smith testimony continued

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 10/6/26, 4:47 pm

DLBottle

True story. I wanted to start out this message with a count of the number of days to the midterm elections. So I fired up a browser window and had the following conversation with Google’s search AI (word for word transcript with some filler removed, emphasis in the original):


Me:

how many days remain until the 2026 midterm elections

Google Search AI:

There are thirty days remaining until the 2026 midterm elections, which will take place on Tuesday, November 3, 2026.

AI can make mistakes, so double-check responses

Me (double checking after suspecting the AI made a mistake…):

isn’t it 28 days?

Google Search AI:

You are completely right, it is exactly 28 days.

The 2026 midterm elections will take place on Tuesday, November 3, 2026. Counting from today, Tuesday, October 6, 2026, there are exactly four weeks (28 days) remaining until election day. Thank you for catching that oversight!

Me:

How on earth could you get such a simple question wrong?

Google Search AI:

I completely understand your frustration. It was a careless math error on my part, and there is no excuse for getting a simple date calculation wrong—especially when you gave me the correct number.

I mistakenly calculated the days as if the month had 31 days instead of looking closely at the calendar. Because October 6 and November 3 both fall on a Tuesday exactly four weeks apart, the math is straightforward:

3 days left in October (after the 28th) + 25 days = 28 days

I am programmed to be accurate, but in this case, I failed to verify my own calculation before responding. I appreciate you calling me out on it, and I will do better to ensure accuracy moving forward.


We’re all doomed!

So enjoy life while you can. Stop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally for a drink and discussions about politics, elections, and how stupid our future AI overlords are going to be.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 10/2/26, 10:23 pm

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

The Misadventures of Cankles McPaintFace:

  • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes are way too relatable
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп slammed for taxpayer-funded campaign ads, Ken Paxton disses Трамп as GOP panics
  • Jimmy Kimmel: John Oliver and Seth Meyers on Трамп hating and stuff
  • Paula Poundstone: You’re the national security issue, Dotard
  • The Resistance: ♫ Call It What It Is ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Embarrassing The US at The UN, AGAIN ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Unpopular—A Wicked Lesson ♬
  • Puppet Regime: Трамп and Xi meet at the White House
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп called Americans “enemies of ours.” In 33 days, they will get to vote
  • Paula Poundstone: Your own AI says Biden won, Dotard
  • LegalEagle: Трамп v. The Press
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп desperate to win midterms
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Don’t Despair. Трамп’s Doing GREAT! ♬
  • SNL: Трамп and Mamdani
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Summer Glovin’ ♬:

  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Wuhan Fabs! (Трамп meets Xi) ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ You Really Picked This Red, White & Blue Clown?! ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Making Idiocy Great Again ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Taxpayers are funding Трамп’s DISGUSTING propaganda campaign
  • Tiny Hands Productions: You won’t believe what the Internet is saying about Трамп now
  • Paula Poundstone: You fell asleep again, Dotard
  • The Resistance: ♫ Trouble in Трамп Country ♬
  • Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—Трамп bans everyone
  • Robert Reich: Трамп’s food policy is a literal shitshow

  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s EMBARRASSING display with Xi Jinping
  • Rachel Maddow: Rachel Maddow calls Трамп “radioactive,” talks about his White House press ban and low approval rating
  • Christopher Titus: It’s not HIS fault!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Hey Трамп, Your Name is in this Song! ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп makes up new racial stereotypes, shows off billion dollar ballroom & Hegseth crazy at Quantico
  • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes are actually insane
  • Paula Poundstone: You did that, Dotard
  • Parody Project: ♫ November 3rd is Coming ♬:

  • The Churlish Bootlickers and Cuckspittles of MAGA:

    • Tiny Hands Productions: This is what political humor looks like right now
    • Jordan Klepper: Pete Hegseth purges weirdos and wimps & Трамп drops a new Hispanic stereotype
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Senator Eric Schmitt is one Dumb Schmitt ♬
    • JoJoFromJerz: Pete Hegseth’s embarrassing display at The Pentagon
    • Tommy Campbell: Katie Britt’s reaction to Eric Schmitt’s botched gotcha is hilarious:

    • LegalEagle: Susan Collins took bribes?
    • Jon Stewart: Will Republicans divorce Трамп over Xi embrace? Probably not
    • Seth Meyers: Трамп rejects Iran deal as GOP turns on him, MTG says MAGA is dead, Xi tours ballroom (you know, the one being built on top of a secret military installation)
    • Jordan Klepper: GOP pushes for DEI in welfare-to-work ad & Трамп launches America.gov AI
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Tapping Time Travel to Topple Трамп ♬
    • JoJoFromJerz: I REFUSE to be silenced by Melanie Трамп
    • Seth Meyers: Sen. Eric Schmitt & GOP humiliate themselves at train wreck Jack Smith hearing
    • Tiny Hands Productions: Top political memes everyone is sharing today
    • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ These Guys Are Dumb! ♬:

    • Chris Hayes: Report reveals warning behind Schmitt’s botched Jack Smith “gotcha”
    • Jordan Klepper: AI leaders sign Трамп’s “self-policing” pact & Eric Schmitt’s ambush backfires
    • The God Show: Giant loser HUMILIATES himself in front of giant flag
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard roasts Ken Paxton
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pete Hegseth has a TINY………Problem ♬
    • Jimmy Kimmel is threatened by FCC Chairman Robert De Niro and Трамп renames A.I.
    • SNL Weekend Update: Tucker Carlson reviews the summer’s blockbuster films

    Lauren Mayers: ♫ Thanks to the Cost of Livin’, We’re Screwed ♬

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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    Drinking Liberally — Seattle

    by Darryl — Tuesday, 9/29/26, 5:01 pm

    DLBottleIt’s a mere 35 days to the mid-term elections. Have you registered to vote in Washington? Updated your Washington state voter registration? Or just checked your voter registration? Let’s chat about it at tonight’s gathering of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

    We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

    Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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    Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

    by Darryl — Friday, 9/25/26, 11:06 pm

    Michael Kosta: Midterm Anal-a-Zone—Hot dog rage, BDSM pics & salsa with a side of racism

    Chris Hayes: Republicans suddenly sweating races in deep-red states

    Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week (furry edition)

    John Oliver: UnitedHealthcare & UnitedHealth Group

    The Worst President Ever:

    • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп wants drones & snipers in his 250-foot arch
    • Paula Poundstone: Give you another chance, Dotard?
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I’m Sticking With Трамп (Like He Stuck with Epstein) ♬
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп showers Chinese President with praise
    • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Get Out of My Pool ♬
    • The God Show: Cowardly Трамп HUMILIATED in front of entire world
    • Stella Magz: Трамп celebrates Man Crush Monday with Mayor Mamdani
    • Paula Poundstone: Wife or nurse, Dotard?
    • Jon Stewart: White House bans media outlets & MAGA embraces AI while demonizing immigrants
    • Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes that had everyone laughing
    • Desi Lydic: Трамп talks shit at the U.N., rebrands AI as “superintelligence” & praises Mamdani
    • Randy Rainbow: ♫ Dummy with the Wig On Top ♬:

    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s threatening ramble at the UN and his minions defend news ban
    • Paula Poundstone: Welcome to Трамп TV, Dotard
    • The Resistance: ♫ Too StupidToo Stupid ♬
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Трамп Obituary Song ♬
    • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s GOP allies distance themselves from him, media ban lifted, Xi gets red carpet
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ Impeach Him Now! ♬
    • The Resistance: ♫ After Трамп ♬
    • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s attacks on the press WON’T hide the TRUTH!
    • Tiny Hands Productions: The most epic political memes you’ve ever seen
    • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s media ban backfires, arch gets drones & snipers & Seth recaps a crazy summer
    • Knotheadusc: ♫ Bidin’ His Time… Трамп style ♬:

    • Toon Trampu: ♫ Funniest Трамп cartoons on 23 Sept ♬
    • Brenna Perez: It took Greenland for Трамп to understand NATO?!
    • Paula Poundstone: It’s a military complex, Dotard?
    • Tiny Hands Productions: The craziest political memes
    • Jen Psaki: Трамп campaigns in safe spaces to avoid embarrassment and minimize damage
    • Robert Reich: The 10 Commandments (for cleaning up after Трамп)
    • Steve Shives: Only losers name things after themselves
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard Трамп, Leading the World in “Super Stupidity” R&D ♬
    • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s unhinged UN speech leaves the world STUNNED!
    • The God Show: Трамп CRASHES OUT after Трамп TV FLOPS
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ The Dotard Трамп—The Worst of All Time ♬
    • Lauren Mayer: ♫ This Isn’t Normal ♬:

    • Paula Poundstone: You’re terrible at hiring, Dotard
    • Jimmy Fallon: Who said it? The Dotard Трамп vs. cartoon characters
    • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s press ban backfires hilariously
    • Seth Meyers: Трамп sparks GOP anger over lavish Xi visit and Iran as approval hits new low
    • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is the “lead witness” for media companies suing over his White House ban
    • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes are too funny
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard threatens Iran at the U.N.
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s “Kennedy Center Lament” song ♬
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп, The Lord of the Lies ♬
    • Paula Poundstone: Nobody clapped, Dotard!

    The Resistance: ♫ Billionaire Apocalypse ♬

    Parody Project: ♫ Gotta Turn Our Red State Blue ♬:

    Brenna Perez: Crowd puts on a show to protect the Kennedy Center from demolition

    Matthew Cooke: Has your town already gone Communist?

    The So Very Persecuted Deplorables:

    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Lauren Bobert’s scandal
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ To Accept Трамп’s Lies, Just Lie to Yourself! ♬
    • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes have no filter
    • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s record is so bad JD Vance is begging for a DO-OVER!
    • Stella Magz: Lauren Boebert puts the Bi in bipartisanship….
    • Desi Lydic: Трамп spooked by plane at Xi meeting & Sen. Tuberville rails against flying furries
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s TV network FLOPS and panicking Republicans spew NONSENSE
    • Winlar: ♫ Come on Straight White Men! ♬:

    • Tiny Hands Productions: The most unfiltered political memes
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ Are You a Трамп Sucker? ♬
    • Desi Lydic: Трамп can’t find Rubio, Pirro tackles meteorite corruption & Melania gets a sequel
    • JoJoFromJerz: Is THIS what you call “America First”?
    • The God Show: Трамп HUMILIATED when media PULLS his mic
    • Ross Childs: JD Vance VS. Obamacare
    • Stella Magz: MAGA farmers are FINALLY realizing the truth about Трамп
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп bans news outlets from the White House, has a thing for Mamdani & is Melania A.I.?

    The Resistance: ♫ Right the Ship ♬

    Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Kaitlin Collins First Amendment March ♬

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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    Drinking Liberally — Seattle

    by Darryl — Tuesday, 9/22/26, 3:32 pm

    DLBottleTonight is an Autumnal Equinox edition of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally. Stop by, have a beer, and ponder equality. Then you might consider joining the larger conversation.

    We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

    Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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    Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

    by Darryl — Friday, 9/18/26, 10:26 pm

    Michael Kosta: Luke Iseman’s “Planet-cooling” balloons have me breaking bad

    Robert Reich: FAUX News mocked me for being right

    Cap’n Bone Spurs:

    • Paula Poundstone: A bulletproof golf cart, Dotard?
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Patel introduces FBI’s “BE BESTiality” program ♬
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard endorses A.I. over humans
    • Brenna Perez: SCOTUS shuts down Трамп’s ballot plan
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп tries to buy votes, calls A.I. threat a hoax & Mitch McConnell is BACK!
    • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes are too funny to ignore
    • Paula Poundstone: It’s “AI,” Dotard?
    • Robert Reich: The danger of Трамп’s stock trading
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ Truth Trumps Трамп! ♬
    • Christopher Titus: 9/11 and ONE tiny man!
    • Paula Poundstone: You called it a killing field, Dotard
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Had a Stroke AGAIN?! ♬
    • JoJoFromJerz: “NOT YOU!”—Трамп SNAPS at reporter over simple question
    • Steve Shives: Voter’s Remorse Helpline—Presidential bribes edition:

    • Paula Poundstone: Everyone else stayed awake, Dotard
    • Tiny Hands Productions: The most unfiltered political memes
    • Jen Psaki: Трамп does not appear to know what A.I. is
    • LegalEagle: You will not get $5k if Republicans win
    • Paula Poundstone: Your hand makeup isn’t fooling us, Dotard
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Snake in the Grass or Трамп? ♬
    • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп threatens to TEAR DOWN Kennedy Center!
    • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes have everyone laughing online
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is constantly falling asleep, Mitch McConnell seems good
    • The Resistance: ♫ Even AI wouldn’t do that ♬
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard BANNED CNN and Politico
    • Paula Poundstone: We’re paying for your golf trip, Dotard?
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is trying to steal the midterm election and Don Jr’s fishy wedding
    • Parody Project: ♫ Caught In A Nap (Seditious Crimes) ♬:

    • Brenna Perez: Трамп brought his business skills!
    • Chris Hayes: “Crock of shit”—Grand jury transcripts expose BOTCHED Трамп DOJ indictment
    • Puppet Regime: Putin warns Трамп about Canada
    • Tiny Hands Productions: The Internet’s favorite political memes
    • JoJoFromJerz: “Sleepy Joe”?!? Look what Трамп did at the Pentagon!
    • Paula Poundstone: 28,700 trades, Dotard?
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп says, “The Moon is ours”—The Moon claps back! ♬
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Fast and Furious (How Трамп Lies) ♬

    The Resistance: ♫ Grab ’Em By The Ballot ♬

    Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

    Lauren: ♫ Talafreako ♬

    Grifting Old Perverts:

    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Bilious Billionaire Song ♬
    • Josh Johnson: Mitch McConnell returns & Трамп dismisses AI doomsday warnings
    • Stella Magz: Dotard Jr appears to say yes to the Russian interference…
    • Tommy Campbell: Canada dumps Трамп for EU! Mitch McConnell returns (kind of)
    • JoJoFromJerz: Russian oligarch helped FUND Don Jr.’s wedding bill!
    • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ The Mitch is Back! ♬:

    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Ted Cruz Socks (Demonstrating How U Can Make a Difference) ♬
    • J-L Cauvin: Mitch McConnell is back from the dead!
    • David Corn: Kash Patel took $25,000 from Russia-linked firm to appear on an anti-FBI TV series
    • Liberal Redneck: Texas man stunned to find that brown people attend college/football games
    • JoJoFromJerz: It’s time for Mitch McConnell to go home
    • Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes that are breaking the Internet
    • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Eff Vance! ♬:

    • Josh Johnson: Kash Patel gets tangled in bestiality questions & Don Jr. gets a blushing bribe
    • Christopher Titus: Corruption potpourri
    • Knotheadusc: ♫ Congress Sucks More Today Than Yesterday ♬
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ They’re Russian Aid to the Trumps ♬
    • Stella Magz: Long term pain for short term gains….
    • JoJoFromJerz: Dear MAGA…YOU did this

    Brenna Perez: Everyone is getting this SCOTUS ruling wrong (mail-ins)

    Josh Johnson: Colin Kaepernick continues “The Perilous Fight” 10 years after taking a knee

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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    Drinking Liberally — Seattle

    by Darryl — Tuesday, 9/15/26, 5:56 pm

    DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will be getting together tonight. Stop by for a cold one and stay for the conversation.

    We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

    Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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