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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 10/6/26, 4:47 pm

DLBottle

True story. I wanted to start out this message with a count of the number of days to the midterm elections. So I fired up a browser window and had the following conversation with Google’s search AI (word for word transcript with some filler removed, emphasis in the original):


Me:

how many days remain until the 2026 midterm elections

Google Search AI:

There are thirty days remaining until the 2026 midterm elections, which will take place on Tuesday, November 3, 2026.

AI can make mistakes, so double-check responses

Me (double checking after suspecting the AI made a mistake…):

isn’t it 28 days?

Google Search AI:

You are completely right, it is exactly 28 days.

The 2026 midterm elections will take place on Tuesday, November 3, 2026. Counting from today, Tuesday, October 6, 2026, there are exactly four weeks (28 days) remaining until election day. Thank you for catching that oversight!

Me:

How on earth could you get such a simple question wrong?

Google Search AI:

I completely understand your frustration. It was a careless math error on my part, and there is no excuse for getting a simple date calculation wrong—especially when you gave me the correct number.

I mistakenly calculated the days as if the month had 31 days instead of looking closely at the calendar. Because October 6 and November 3 both fall on a Tuesday exactly four weeks apart, the math is straightforward:

3 days left in October (after the 28th) + 25 days = 28 days

I am programmed to be accurate, but in this case, I failed to verify my own calculation before responding. I appreciate you calling me out on it, and I will do better to ensure accuracy moving forward.


We’re all doomed!

So enjoy life while you can. Stop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally for a drink and discussions about politics, elections, and how stupid our future AI overlords are going to be.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 10/2/26, 10:23 pm

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

The Misadventures of Cankles McPaintFace:

  • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes are way too relatable
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп slammed for taxpayer-funded campaign ads, Ken Paxton disses Трамп as GOP panics
  • Jimmy Kimmel: John Oliver and Seth Meyers on Трамп hating and stuff
  • Paula Poundstone: You’re the national security issue, Dotard
  • The Resistance: ♫ Call It What It Is ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Embarrassing The US at The UN, AGAIN ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Unpopular—A Wicked Lesson ♬
  • Puppet Regime: Трамп and Xi meet at the White House
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп called Americans “enemies of ours.” In 33 days, they will get to vote
  • Paula Poundstone: Your own AI says Biden won, Dotard
  • LegalEagle: Трамп v. The Press
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп desperate to win midterms
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Don’t Despair. Трамп’s Doing GREAT! ♬
  • SNL: Трамп and Mamdani
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Summer Glovin’ ♬:

  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Wuhan Fabs! (Трамп meets Xi) ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ You Really Picked This Red, White & Blue Clown?! ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Making Idiocy Great Again ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Taxpayers are funding Трамп’s DISGUSTING propaganda campaign
  • Tiny Hands Productions: You won’t believe what the Internet is saying about Трамп now
  • Paula Poundstone: You fell asleep again, Dotard
  • The Resistance: ♫ Trouble in Трамп Country ♬
  • Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—Трамп bans everyone
  • Robert Reich: Трамп’s food policy is a literal shitshow

  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s EMBARRASSING display with Xi Jinping
  • Rachel Maddow: Rachel Maddow calls Трамп “radioactive,” talks about his White House press ban and low approval rating
  • Christopher Titus: It’s not HIS fault!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Hey Трамп, Your Name is in this Song! ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп makes up new racial stereotypes, shows off billion dollar ballroom & Hegseth crazy at Quantico
  • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes are actually insane
  • Paula Poundstone: You did that, Dotard
  • Parody Project: ♫ November 3rd is Coming ♬:

  • The Churlish Bootlickers and Cuckspittles of MAGA:

    • Tiny Hands Productions: This is what political humor looks like right now
    • Jordan Klepper: Pete Hegseth purges weirdos and wimps & Трамп drops a new Hispanic stereotype
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Senator Eric Schmitt is one Dumb Schmitt ♬
    • JoJoFromJerz: Pete Hegseth’s embarrassing display at The Pentagon
    • Tommy Campbell: Katie Britt’s reaction to Eric Schmitt’s botched gotcha is hilarious:

    • LegalEagle: Susan Collins took bribes?
    • Jon Stewart: Will Republicans divorce Трамп over Xi embrace? Probably not
    • Seth Meyers: Трамп rejects Iran deal as GOP turns on him, MTG says MAGA is dead, Xi tours ballroom (you know, the one being built on top of a secret military installation)
    • Jordan Klepper: GOP pushes for DEI in welfare-to-work ad & Трамп launches America.gov AI
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Tapping Time Travel to Topple Трамп ♬
    • JoJoFromJerz: I REFUSE to be silenced by Melanie Трамп
    • Seth Meyers: Sen. Eric Schmitt & GOP humiliate themselves at train wreck Jack Smith hearing
    • Tiny Hands Productions: Top political memes everyone is sharing today
    • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ These Guys Are Dumb! ♬:

    • Chris Hayes: Report reveals warning behind Schmitt’s botched Jack Smith “gotcha”
    • Jordan Klepper: AI leaders sign Трамп’s “self-policing” pact & Eric Schmitt’s ambush backfires
    • The God Show: Giant loser HUMILIATES himself in front of giant flag
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard roasts Ken Paxton
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pete Hegseth has a TINY………Problem ♬
    • Jimmy Kimmel is threatened by FCC Chairman Robert De Niro and Трамп renames A.I.
    • SNL Weekend Update: Tucker Carlson reviews the summer’s blockbuster films

    Lauren Mayers: ♫ Thanks to the Cost of Livin’, We’re Screwed ♬

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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    Drinking Liberally — Seattle

    by Darryl — Tuesday, 9/29/26, 5:01 pm

    DLBottleIt’s a mere 35 days to the mid-term elections. Have you registered to vote in Washington? Updated your Washington state voter registration? Or just checked your voter registration? Let’s chat about it at tonight’s gathering of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

    We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

    Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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    Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

    by Darryl — Friday, 9/25/26, 11:06 pm

    Michael Kosta: Midterm Anal-a-Zone—Hot dog rage, BDSM pics & salsa with a side of racism

    Chris Hayes: Republicans suddenly sweating races in deep-red states

    Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week (furry edition)

    John Oliver: UnitedHealthcare & UnitedHealth Group

    The Worst President Ever:

    • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп wants drones & snipers in his 250-foot arch
    • Paula Poundstone: Give you another chance, Dotard?
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I’m Sticking With Трамп (Like He Stuck with Epstein) ♬
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп showers Chinese President with praise
    • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Get Out of My Pool ♬
    • The God Show: Cowardly Трамп HUMILIATED in front of entire world
    • Stella Magz: Трамп celebrates Man Crush Monday with Mayor Mamdani
    • Paula Poundstone: Wife or nurse, Dotard?
    • Jon Stewart: White House bans media outlets & MAGA embraces AI while demonizing immigrants
    • Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes that had everyone laughing
    • Desi Lydic: Трамп talks shit at the U.N., rebrands AI as “superintelligence” & praises Mamdani
    • Randy Rainbow: ♫ Dummy with the Wig On Top ♬:

    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s threatening ramble at the UN and his minions defend news ban
    • Paula Poundstone: Welcome to Трамп TV, Dotard
    • The Resistance: ♫ Too StupidToo Stupid ♬
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Трамп Obituary Song ♬
    • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s GOP allies distance themselves from him, media ban lifted, Xi gets red carpet
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ Impeach Him Now! ♬
    • The Resistance: ♫ After Трамп ♬
    • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s attacks on the press WON’T hide the TRUTH!
    • Tiny Hands Productions: The most epic political memes you’ve ever seen
    • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s media ban backfires, arch gets drones & snipers & Seth recaps a crazy summer
    • Knotheadusc: ♫ Bidin’ His Time… Трамп style ♬:

    • Toon Trampu: ♫ Funniest Трамп cartoons on 23 Sept ♬
    • Brenna Perez: It took Greenland for Трамп to understand NATO?!
    • Paula Poundstone: It’s a military complex, Dotard?
    • Tiny Hands Productions: The craziest political memes
    • Jen Psaki: Трамп campaigns in safe spaces to avoid embarrassment and minimize damage
    • Robert Reich: The 10 Commandments (for cleaning up after Трамп)
    • Steve Shives: Only losers name things after themselves
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard Трамп, Leading the World in “Super Stupidity” R&D ♬
    • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s unhinged UN speech leaves the world STUNNED!
    • The God Show: Трамп CRASHES OUT after Трамп TV FLOPS
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ The Dotard Трамп—The Worst of All Time ♬
    • Lauren Mayer: ♫ This Isn’t Normal ♬:

    • Paula Poundstone: You’re terrible at hiring, Dotard
    • Jimmy Fallon: Who said it? The Dotard Трамп vs. cartoon characters
    • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s press ban backfires hilariously
    • Seth Meyers: Трамп sparks GOP anger over lavish Xi visit and Iran as approval hits new low
    • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is the “lead witness” for media companies suing over his White House ban
    • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes are too funny
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard threatens Iran at the U.N.
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s “Kennedy Center Lament” song ♬
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп, The Lord of the Lies ♬
    • Paula Poundstone: Nobody clapped, Dotard!

    The Resistance: ♫ Billionaire Apocalypse ♬

    Parody Project: ♫ Gotta Turn Our Red State Blue ♬:

    Brenna Perez: Crowd puts on a show to protect the Kennedy Center from demolition

    Matthew Cooke: Has your town already gone Communist?

    The So Very Persecuted Deplorables:

    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Lauren Bobert’s scandal
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ To Accept Трамп’s Lies, Just Lie to Yourself! ♬
    • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes have no filter
    • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s record is so bad JD Vance is begging for a DO-OVER!
    • Stella Magz: Lauren Boebert puts the Bi in bipartisanship….
    • Desi Lydic: Трамп spooked by plane at Xi meeting & Sen. Tuberville rails against flying furries
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s TV network FLOPS and panicking Republicans spew NONSENSE
    • Winlar: ♫ Come on Straight White Men! ♬:

    • Tiny Hands Productions: The most unfiltered political memes
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ Are You a Трамп Sucker? ♬
    • Desi Lydic: Трамп can’t find Rubio, Pirro tackles meteorite corruption & Melania gets a sequel
    • JoJoFromJerz: Is THIS what you call “America First”?
    • The God Show: Трамп HUMILIATED when media PULLS his mic
    • Ross Childs: JD Vance VS. Obamacare
    • Stella Magz: MAGA farmers are FINALLY realizing the truth about Трамп
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп bans news outlets from the White House, has a thing for Mamdani & is Melania A.I.?

    The Resistance: ♫ Right the Ship ♬

    Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Kaitlin Collins First Amendment March ♬

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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    Drinking Liberally — Seattle

    by Darryl — Tuesday, 9/22/26, 3:32 pm

    DLBottleTonight is an Autumnal Equinox edition of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally. Stop by, have a beer, and ponder equality. Then you might consider joining the larger conversation.

    We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

    Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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    Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

    by Darryl — Friday, 9/18/26, 10:26 pm

    Michael Kosta: Luke Iseman’s “Planet-cooling” balloons have me breaking bad

    Robert Reich: FAUX News mocked me for being right

    Cap’n Bone Spurs:

    • Paula Poundstone: A bulletproof golf cart, Dotard?
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Patel introduces FBI’s “BE BESTiality” program ♬
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard endorses A.I. over humans
    • Brenna Perez: SCOTUS shuts down Трамп’s ballot plan
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп tries to buy votes, calls A.I. threat a hoax & Mitch McConnell is BACK!
    • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes are too funny to ignore
    • Paula Poundstone: It’s “AI,” Dotard?
    • Robert Reich: The danger of Трамп’s stock trading
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ Truth Trumps Трамп! ♬
    • Christopher Titus: 9/11 and ONE tiny man!
    • Paula Poundstone: You called it a killing field, Dotard
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Had a Stroke AGAIN?! ♬
    • JoJoFromJerz: “NOT YOU!”—Трамп SNAPS at reporter over simple question
    • Steve Shives: Voter’s Remorse Helpline—Presidential bribes edition:

    • Paula Poundstone: Everyone else stayed awake, Dotard
    • Tiny Hands Productions: The most unfiltered political memes
    • Jen Psaki: Трамп does not appear to know what A.I. is
    • LegalEagle: You will not get $5k if Republicans win
    • Paula Poundstone: Your hand makeup isn’t fooling us, Dotard
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Snake in the Grass or Трамп? ♬
    • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп threatens to TEAR DOWN Kennedy Center!
    • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes have everyone laughing online
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is constantly falling asleep, Mitch McConnell seems good
    • The Resistance: ♫ Even AI wouldn’t do that ♬
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard BANNED CNN and Politico
    • Paula Poundstone: We’re paying for your golf trip, Dotard?
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is trying to steal the midterm election and Don Jr’s fishy wedding
    • Parody Project: ♫ Caught In A Nap (Seditious Crimes) ♬:

    • Brenna Perez: Трамп brought his business skills!
    • Chris Hayes: “Crock of shit”—Grand jury transcripts expose BOTCHED Трамп DOJ indictment
    • Puppet Regime: Putin warns Трамп about Canada
    • Tiny Hands Productions: The Internet’s favorite political memes
    • JoJoFromJerz: “Sleepy Joe”?!? Look what Трамп did at the Pentagon!
    • Paula Poundstone: 28,700 trades, Dotard?
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп says, “The Moon is ours”—The Moon claps back! ♬
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Fast and Furious (How Трамп Lies) ♬

    The Resistance: ♫ Grab ’Em By The Ballot ♬

    Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

    Lauren: ♫ Talafreako ♬

    Grifting Old Perverts:

    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Bilious Billionaire Song ♬
    • Josh Johnson: Mitch McConnell returns & Трамп dismisses AI doomsday warnings
    • Stella Magz: Dotard Jr appears to say yes to the Russian interference…
    • Tommy Campbell: Canada dumps Трамп for EU! Mitch McConnell returns (kind of)
    • JoJoFromJerz: Russian oligarch helped FUND Don Jr.’s wedding bill!
    • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ The Mitch is Back! ♬:

    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Ted Cruz Socks (Demonstrating How U Can Make a Difference) ♬
    • J-L Cauvin: Mitch McConnell is back from the dead!
    • David Corn: Kash Patel took $25,000 from Russia-linked firm to appear on an anti-FBI TV series
    • Liberal Redneck: Texas man stunned to find that brown people attend college/football games
    • JoJoFromJerz: It’s time for Mitch McConnell to go home
    • Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes that are breaking the Internet
    • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Eff Vance! ♬:

    • Josh Johnson: Kash Patel gets tangled in bestiality questions & Don Jr. gets a blushing bribe
    • Christopher Titus: Corruption potpourri
    • Knotheadusc: ♫ Congress Sucks More Today Than Yesterday ♬
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ They’re Russian Aid to the Trumps ♬
    • Stella Magz: Long term pain for short term gains….
    • JoJoFromJerz: Dear MAGA…YOU did this

    Brenna Perez: Everyone is getting this SCOTUS ruling wrong (mail-ins)

    Josh Johnson: Colin Kaepernick continues “The Perilous Fight” 10 years after taking a knee

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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    Drinking Liberally — Seattle

    by Darryl — Tuesday, 9/15/26, 5:56 pm

    DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will be getting together tonight. Stop by for a cold one and stay for the conversation.

    We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

    Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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    Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

    by Darryl — Friday, 9/11/26, 10:19 pm

    Brenna Perez: Louisiana SOLD OUT to Elon & SpaceX in WORST deal ever

    Jesse Welles: ♫ War Pigs (Live at the Gorge Amphitheater) ♬

    Cadet Bone Spurs:

    • Paula Poundstone: Nice wig Dotard
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп makes 9/11 about himself
    • Stella Magz: Трамп’s $5000 giveaway
    • The Resistance: ♫ On the Ballot—Трамп, Congress & the 2026 Midterms ♬
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dotard T, We’re Sick of Thee! ♬
    • Jon Stewart: Jon on Трамп’s meme assault on Canada & the alternate reality he’s constructed
    • The Resistance: ♫ Not Just a Bad Hair Day ♬
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп bribes Americans for votes, brags about crowd size to empty seats
    • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: The White House arcade
    • Paula Poundstone: That didn’t happen Dotard
    • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s ground zero lie EXPOSED!
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ If Трамп Thinks It, Then It’s True! ♬
    • Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes that absolutely destroyed the Internet
    • Paula Poundstone: Small potatoes, Dotard
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard explains his new hair
    • Knotheadusc: ♫ The Dotard Трамп Got A New Hairdo ♬:

    • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes are getting out of control
    • Paula Poundstone: You don’t own the moon, Dotard
    • The Resistance: ♫ Lake Ontario ♬
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп Tried Renaming Lake Ontario—MapQuest Said NO! ♬
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Picture Трамп’s Bottom at the Bottom (of Lake Ontario) ♬
    • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Трамп promises to pay Americans $5,000 each if Republicans win midterms
    • Christopher Titus: 9/11 and one tiny man!
    • LegalEagle: Трамп announces scheme to rig November elections
    • JoJoFromJerz: Who’s taking Трамп’s $5000 bribe? Wrong answers only!
    • Paula Poundstone: Do Democrats get one too, Dotard
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard shares his 9/11 story
    • Liberal Redneck: Everything is America now, whether you America it or not
    • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ I Just Want To Celebrate / One Less Day of Трамп ♬:

    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s crazy summer, our country still being a mess
    • Lawrence O’Donnell: What are Трамп’s deranged social media posts if not evidence of insanity?
    • Jonathan Pie: The trillion dollor bribe
    • The Resistance: Let’s Call It New America
    • Paula Poundstone: No monuments for you, Dotard
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard’s Heroic 9-11 Actions (as told by Anonymous Guy) ♬
    • Tommy Campbell: Canada Trolls Трамп as he escalates trade war
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard gives bad Rosh Hashanah speech
    • Brenna Perez: Трамп promises another (imaginary) $5000!
    • Knotheadusc: ♫ It’s all in the Scam ♬
    • JoJoFromJerz: I will NEVER forget Трамп’s 9/11 lies
    • Paula Poundstone: You pay people to like you?
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s 9/11 Tall Tales—The Man Who Was “Everywhere” ♬
    • Tiny Hands Productions: The most outrageous political memes online

    Robert Reich: Who would a wealth tax really work?

    Parody Project: ♫ Born in Time to Watch the Nation Fall ♬

    The MAGA Peanut Gallery:

    • Ross Childs: JD Vance versus Abdul El-Sayed
    • JoJoFromJerz: Ivanka Трамп tries to rebrand—and it completely backfires
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The (Rich) American Injustice System ♬
    • Michael Kosta: GOP RSVP’s “No” to Трамп convention & push to ban Mamdani from 9/11 ceremony
    • Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes everyone is talking about
    • JoJoFromJerz: Silicon Valley’s dark money machine exposed
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Things are Going to Hell (Since Republicans Came to Town) ♬
    • Jesse Welles: ♫ The Nerd Reich (live at The Gorge) ♬:

    • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Fourth Wife Treatment ♬
    • Michael Kosta: Трамп bribes Americans with $5K “dividends” & GOP gets weird at midterm convention
    • Jen Psaki: Another Трамп prosecutor quits as another conspiracy theory fails
    • Lawrence O’Donnell: Not even Vance can defend Трамп’s “stupidest” idea, his $5,000 election offer
    • Matthew Cooke: They stole everything. Now they ask how you’d pay for it
    • LegalEagle: SCOTUS says Трамп’s ballroom is illegal, build it anyway
    • JoJoFromJerz: Zero class—JD Vance mocks Biden ahead of 9/11 anniversary

    Charlie Parr: ♫ (What’s so funny about) Universal Healthcare? ♬

    ONN: Democracy files for Chapter 11

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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    Drinking Liberally — Seattle

    by Darryl — Tuesday, 9/8/26, 4:58 pm

    DLBottle

    Need some plans for tonight? Consider stopping by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally. Join the conversation.

    We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

    Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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    Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

    by Darryl — Friday, 9/4/26, 9:30 pm

    Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

    Misadventures of the Melon Felon:

    • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп tells MAGA, “Data centers are GOOD for you!”
    • Paula Poundstone: You made it about you, Dotard
    • J-L Cauvin: Should The Dotard speak at ground zero?
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Lake Ontario Song ♬
    • Lauren Mayer and Scott Grinthal: ♫ Трамп Has No Shame ♬
    • Tiny Hands Production: These political memes will have you laughing out loud
    • Paula Poundstone: You’re not in control, Dotard
    • Get High, Watch This: Трамп’s list
    • The Resistance: ♫ Make America Hum Again ♬
    • Paula Poundstone: You bored yourself to sleep, Dotard
    • Bruce W. Nelson: Трамп issues series of presidential decrees
    • Shirley Șerban: ♫ The Sharpie Song ♬:

    • Paula Poundstone: 32% Dotard!
    • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s rampage against history continues
    • LateNight: Late night TV mocks Трамп cognitive exam
    • Get High, Watch This: Трамп renames Lake Ontario to Lake America, but he doesn’t stop there!!!
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Comparing Lake Ontario with Трамп (Lake versus Fake) ♬
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reveals why he attacks Canada
    • Tiny Hands Productions: The most epic political memes that will make you laugh
    • Robert Reich: Are you really better off under Трамп?
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ How the Name “Ontario” Fits Трамп PERFECTLY ♬
    • Paula Poundstone: You have a mixed record, Dotard
    • Marsh Family: ♫ Moronic ♬:

    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Redaction Song (Now with 50% LESS information!) ♬
    • JoJoFromJerz: You can’t afford life, but hey…Трамп changed a map!
    • Tiny Hands Productions: The most unfiltered political memes
    • Paula Poundstone: You faked a photo with Dolly, Dotard
    • Tommy Campbell: Canada fires back and the Felon von Shitzenpantz’s “Lake America” stunt
    • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп puts his own face on U.S. currency
    • Rachel Maddow: Трамп busted in bogus bunker claim by Obama-era secret
    • Bruce W. Nelson: Трамп-inspired geographical names for America
    • Paula Poundstone: Nobody’s coming, Dotard

    Jen Psaki: Трамп’s attack on voting access sparks OUTRAGE from American voters

    New York Times: How satellite images of Big Bend contradict Border Agency claims

    The Radical Reich:

    • JoJoFromJerz: How Pete Hegseth ACTUALLY treats our troops
    • Tiny Hands Productions: The internet is obsessed with these political memes
    • Christopher Titus: USS Abraham Lincoln—MAROONED BY MORONS!
    • Jacob Soboroff: Intimated by competence—Hegseth faces GOP revolt over Pentagon turmoil
    • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ I Don’t Want To Work ♬:

    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Cowardly Heroes ♬
    • Jen Psaki: Vance flounders in public spotlight trying to push Трамп’s Iran gaslighting
    • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed about the White House arcade website
    • The God Show: JD Vance’s END TIMES comments are CRAZY
    • Jesse Welles: ♫ The Nerd Reich ♬:

    • Chris Hayes: Pentagon secretly hires MAGA influencers to amplify Hegseth’s agenda
    • Jen Psaki: Hegseth’s Pentagon political purge draws attention to his incompetence and Трамп’s dereliction
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Message to Трампers (from someone who’s smarter) ♬
    • Jesse Welles: ♫ Truth Social ♬
    • Tiny Hands Productions: Why the Internet is losing it over these political memes
    • Jen Psaki: Blame for Трамп’s Iran disaster, Hegseth’s Pentagon chaos spreads to negligent Congress

    Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler plans to run for the Senate

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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    Drinking Liberally — Seattle

    by Darryl — Tuesday, 9/1/26, 3:36 pm

    DLBottle

    The Tuesday gathering of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will happen as usual. Stop by for a beer and some inspired conversation.

    We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

    Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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    Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

    by Darryl — Friday, 8/28/26, 9:37 pm

    LegalEagle: John Oliver is a lawsuit gremlin (and I love it!)

    Vox: Is the food at the farmers market safer?

    Shenanigans of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

    • MockPolitrick: ♫ Трамп’s Tariff Tantrum ♬
    • Christopher Titus: (Трамп) He LOVES You??
    • Paula Poundstone: Lake America, Dotard?
    • Chris Hayes: Governing from a land of make believe…Трамп’s belief he can control reality
    • Tiny Hands Productions: The best viral political memes on the Internet
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ Dotard, the Farting President ♬
    • Paula Poundstone: Even your crowd boos you, Dotard
    • Jonathan Mann: ♫ The Sun Has Been Renamed America ♬:

    • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s Lake America stunt backfires
    • Unsourced News: Трамп blames Canada
    • Lawrence O’Donnell: Future generations may laugh at Трамп’s madness. But first, we will have to survive it.
    • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes are absolutely unstoppable
    • Rachel Maddow: Трамп learns the hard way, ‘incompetence has consequences’
    • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ It’s Now Called Lake America ♬
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Has Just One Request ♬
    • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s fat-shaming history comes back to haunt him
    • Paula Poundstone: Just do the job, Dotard
    • Tiny Hands Productions: The craziest political memes
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s Iran war HUMILIATION—The armada of excuses ♬
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Rosie O’Donnell stuffs White House turkey ♬
    • Jelly Roll on Трамп calling people fat, and hosting IndyCar race
    • JoJoFromJerz: Great Lakes distraction? Don’t take Трамп’s bait:

    • Tiny Hands Productions: The Internet’s favorite political memes
    • Christopher Titus: No one’s seen anything like it!
    • Paula Poundstone: You tore up D.C. for this, Dotard
    • The God Show: Трамп PANICS as Canada targets RED STATES
    • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Трамп has renamed Lake Ontario to Lake America
    • Ali Velshi: A flailing and terrified Трамп continues attacks on voting as thousands join March on Washington
    • JoJoFromJerz: Where is Трамп’s mystery meat ACTUALLY coming from?
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ America is GREAT Again! (Due to Трамп) ♬
    • Tiny Hands Productions: Wildest political memes
    • Paula Poundstone: Dolly said no to you twice, Dotard
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ From the Kids’ Picture book “All About Трамп” ♬

    Robert Reich: THIS is why your electricity bill is so high

    Sycophants, Shysters, Sickos, and Snowflakes :

    • Paula Poundstone: They all lie for you, Dotard
    • Jen Psaki: Massive scandal ROCKS Florida politics with major national implications
    • Get High, Watch This: Melania Трамп vs Natalie Harp in an epic battle…
    • LegalEagle: Truth Social is now an illegal insider trading platform
    • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Crazy Human Printer ♬:

    • Caitlin Speaks: The Natalie Harp rabbit hole is WILD
    • Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—The Wizard of OZ
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Natalie Harp is Ivanka 2.0 ♬
    • Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes that are taking social media by storm
    • Marsh Family: ♫ Thank You for the Bullsh!t (Karoline Leavitt) ♬:

    • JoJoFromJerz: Sean Duffy turned the Department of Transportation into reality TV
    • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Unworthy Of Your Love (the Natalie Harp song) ♬
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Ballad of Pentagon Pete ♬
    • Liberal Redneck: Who exactly is Natalie Harp anyway?
    • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s bizarre relationship with Natalie Harp roasted

    Matthew Cooke: Lazy people don’t deserve healthcare!?!

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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    Drinking Liberally — Seattle

    by Darryl — Tuesday, 8/25/26, 1:49 pm

    DLBottleEnjoy the spectacular weather and stop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally this evening. We’ll be discussing politics, elections, and democracy, and raising a glass to Dolly. Feel free to stop by.

    We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

    Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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    Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

    by Darryl — Friday, 8/21/26, 10:12 pm

    The Onion: Welcome to the voting revolution—The Onion Voting Simulator 3D arrives this fall

    Steve Shives: The absurdity of modern betting apps

    The Dozy Dotard:

    • Tiny Hands Productions: The Internet is eating up these jokes
    • Robert Reich: Are we ready for hurricane Трамп?
    • Paula Poundstone: You can’t just circle it, Dotard
    • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Трамп
    • Rosie O’Donnell ♫ sings a song for The Dotard Трамп ♬
    • Get High Watch This: How a Трамп press conference should be. All reporters should do this!!!
    • Parody Project: ♫ Desperation Grows—Трамп’s Final Days ♬
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ Decoy President ♬
    • The God Show: Bless this reporter for breaking Трамп’s brain over “Natalie”
    • Cathy Fink Marcy Marxer: ♫ Time For Air Force Fun ♬:

    • Paula Poundstone: You made up an Admiral Dotard
    • Stella Magz: Трамп makes me sick!
    • Unsourced News: Трамп on Korea
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ TACO—Трамп always chickens out ♬
    • Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes that deserve an award
    • Paula Poundstone: Трамп made up the dog
    • The God Show: Thou shalt bring the USS Lincoln home
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп the Lying Piggy ♬
    • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Whiner-in-chief ♬
    • JoJoFromJerz: Trump Turns White House Into “Mar-a-Lago North”
    • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Good Morning, Caterers! ♬:

    • Tommy Campbell: Трамп left the press as a decoy to save himself
    • Paula Poundstone: Was that Broadway, Dotard?
    • Get High, Watch This: Трамп announces the new Straight of Трамп!!
    • Tiny Hands Productions: The Intertube’s favorite political memes
    • Christopher Titus: Трамп is a SHIT SHOW for real
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ When November Turns ♬
    • The Daily Show: The Presidential neck vag—When you want to look JUST like the President
    • Paula Poundstone: Rehearsing with Kim, Dotard?
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard caught MOCKING the USS Lincoln
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Failure Upon Failure—Трамп’s Legacy ♬
    • The God Show: Bless Jon Ossoff for giving Трамп HELL
    • Paula Poundstone: You killed the grass, Dotard

    Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ We Can Get Through this Shit If We Try? ♬

    More MAGA Dipshittery:

    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Nancy Mace tattoos
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп and the brains behind the operation ♬
    • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ 4th Wife Treatment ♬
    • Paula Poundstone: She’s your pick, Dotard?!?
    • Get High, Watch This: Трамп and Natalie Harp!!! The ending is hilarious!!!
    • Knotheadusc: ♫ The Printer Takes It All ♬:

    • JoJoFromJerz: MAHA—Make America hazardous again
    • The God Show: Leaked Трамп love letters from Natalie are CRAZY
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s beautiful note to Natalie ♬
    • MockPolitrick: ♫ When MAGA Country Goes Wrong ♬
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ Grifting in the USA ♬
    • The Resistance: ♫ Natalie ♬
    • Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—Melania addresses the Natalie Harp situation
    • Clare Blackwood: Karoline Leavitt addresses how Трамп is “winning” the Canadian tariff war
    • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Mar-A-Lago Woman ♬:

    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reads a new Natalie Harp letter
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Lindsey’s Lonely ♬
    • The God Show: Natalie Harp’s own brother exposes her bizarre Трамп obsession
    • JoJoFromJerz: Who is Natalie Harp?!
    • Tiny Hands Productions: The funniest election and political memes
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard dreams of Natalie Harp ♬
    • The Resistance: ♫ Who really has TDS? ♬
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard defends Natalie Harp
    • Knotheadusc: ♫ Natalie’s Brother ♬
    • Stella Magz: Natalie Harp in Fatal Attraction
    • JoJoFromJerz: Ossoff broke MAGA

    LegalEagle: Flock cameras are illegal (maybe)

    John Oliver: Fetal personhood

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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    Drinking Liberally — Seattle

    by Darryl — Tuesday, 8/18/26, 2:32 pm

    DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will be getting together this fine evening to discuss politics, celebrate successes, and sip drinks. You are welcome to join us.

    We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

    Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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