The Onion: Scientist explains how climate crisis would be averted if Greta Thunberg just tried a little harder
Electile Dysfunction 2024:
- ScaredKetchup: ♫ Future Attorney General Matt Gaetz is High School Neanderthal ♬
- Tommy Campbell: Wayne Gretzky partied with Трамп and RFK Jr.’s RIDICULOUS health post
- Seth Meyers: Трамп and Biden meet at White House; Трамп picks FAUX host Pete Hegseth for SecDef
- Alex Wagner: Anticipating Трамп abuses, Biden pushes to bolster courts
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s insane cabinet taking shape, Jimmy interviews Marco Rubio & the bigliest election moments
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ What if Трамп suddenly disappeared ♬
- Stephen: Трамп picks RFK Jr. to run nation’s health & Gaetz nom is a “Fuck you” to America & Gabbard is Aweful
- The Late Show: Escape the news on Carnival’s new cruise
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard unleashes his cabinet
- Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ The Dotard and Melanie Marriage Therapy ♬:
- Steve Shives: Should Democrats demand a recount?
- Charlamagne Tha God Pleads to Трамп, “Leave the Constitution in one piece”
- Stella Magz: Трамп’s cabinet is junk drawer….
- Jordan Klepper: Трамп acts cordial with Biden while Gaetz, Gabbard, and Hegseth score nominations
- Liberal Redneck: Takeaways from Трампp’s win, one week later
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s new squeeze Elon Musk, comic book villain cabinet secretaries & Don Jr mocks Zelensky
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Plan—Transition from Democracy to Kakistocracy ♬
- SNL: Cold Open for Трамп
- Tennessee Brando: ♫ Hope They Enjoy CHEAPER EGGS ♬
- Sidney Morss: Post-election dating
- Seth Meyers: Трамп cabinet “shocks” Republicans and Gaetz resigns before “highly damaging” report
- Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Thank God That Kari Lake’s Gone ♬
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s CRAZY cabinet picks and meeting with Biden
- Stephen: Shock noms—Трамп picks Gaetz, Hegseth, Huckabee, Gabbard and Biden & Трамп’s cordial WH meeting
- Lauren Mayer: ♫ What Doesn’t F&@#-ing Kill Us Makes Us Stronger♬:
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The New Трамп “Environmental Anthem” ♬
- Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп humiliates Elon Musk by telling House GOP, “Elon won’t go home”
- The Late Show: Трамп fills his cabinet with friends from the TV
- Jabari Jones: AI Трамп nominates the Hamburglar
- Tommy Campbell: Marco Rubio forgets he warned all about “con artist” Трамп
- Jordan Klepper: Трамп nominates RFK Jr. and Matt Gaetz in latest shock moves
- Dulcé Sloan makes a time capsule of American art & culture before The Dotard bans it all
- Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Not See Country ♬
- LegalEagle: All the crazy shit Трамп is going to try
- Steve Shives: Democracy dies in disbelief
- The Late Show: Republicans react to Matt Gaetz nomination
- John Oliver: ♫ Reelection of the Felon von Shitzenpantz ♬
- Stella Magz: Matt Gaetz of HELL
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп packs cabinet with more kooks, MAGA minions bootlicking Dotard & his fight with Gavin Newsom
- Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Трамп nominates Matt Gaetz for AG
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Cabinet—Misfits, Miscreants, and Malcontents ♬:
- Stephen: Von Shitzenpantz taps Rubio & Noem for cabinet & Rudy’s tough times & how to move to Canada
- Kat Abu: FAUX News’ outsized seat at Трамп’s table
- The Late Show: Zelensky calling
- Alex Wagner: Трамп may have gone too far with Gaetz elevation to attorney general
- ScaredKetchup: Трамп, Bobo & Putin’s darkest secrets revealed in POOTIE CALL 2!
- Patrick Fitzgerald: You Got an Enemy
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ KEEP the Immigrants, Deport the Racists ♬
- SNL Weekend Update: Трамп wins 2024 election, becomes first felon elected President
The Onion: Expert explains why, essentially, you’re fucked
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.