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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 10/20/26, 4:15 pm

DLBottleBallots have dropped and voting has officially begun in Washington State. If you haven’t yet voted, fill out your ballot today, drop it of in a nearby drop box, and then swing by this evening’s gathering of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 10/16/26, 10:40 pm

LegalEagle: The Supreme Court is about to change EVERYTHING!

SNL Weekend Update: Mr. Wonderful on building an AI data center in Utah

The Putin-Loving, Hitler-Wanna-Be:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Denied Nobel Prize by Rigged Committee ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп says he has “very severe problems.” One appears to be declining cognitive ability
  • JoJoFromJerz: An attack on Democracy—Трамп orders investigation into Ilhan Omar
  • Puppet Regime: Трамп strikes MASSIVE diesel deal with Russia
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп complains about Jimmy and throws a fit over not winning Nobel Peace Prize
  • Robert Reich: Is THIS how Трамп goes out?
  • Paula Poundstone: $5,000 to Vote for You, Dotard?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Putin Knows a Secret (About Трамп) ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes are actually insane!
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ Death By Firing Squad ♬:

  • Paula Poundstone: You suck at ending wars, Dotard
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Putin’s Little Bitch ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The (Трамп?) Autopsy Report Song ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: Shocker…Трамп supports Columbus & Indigenous Days!
  • Christopher Titus: Трамп has gas
  • Tiny Hands Productions: You won’t believe these political memes
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is getting one thing right. If Republicans lose the midterms, they will blame him
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп is GREAT (at making life worse) ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: Your Press Secretary “passed the bar” in China, Dotard?
  • Shirley Șerban: ♫ What Does the Don Say? ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Putin’s Puppet ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Putin’s Puppet ♬:

  • Rachel Maddow: Desperation creeps in as Трамп’s polls turn catastrophic
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is laser focused on the midterms
  • Paula Poundstone: Your secret donor list leaked, Dotard
  • Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—Трамп’s super unintelligence
  • Puppet Regime: Russia-Ukraine ceasefire posted (by Трамп)
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The best over-the-top political memes
  • mazlinithegreat: ♫ Трамп’s Midterm Anthem 2026 ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ If Трамп WAS Sent by God… ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп shares AI tiger video after REAL fatal incident sparks outrage!
  • Paula Poundstone: No Nobel again, Dotard?

LegalEagle: Can the state kill you twice?

Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Old Town Vote ♬

The Red Hat Dunce Kleptocracy:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Sad State of Трамп Rallies ♬
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ The Katie Zacharia Song ♬
  • Jen Psaki: Oh, Katie!
  • Stella Magz: Katie Zacharia—That was quick!!!
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I’m a Mother F! ♬
  • Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—That weird lady back there
  • ONN: Will Трамп running for midterm President help down-ballot Republicans?
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп doesn’t win Nobel Peace Prize, Hegseth’s new War Department logo
  • JoJoFromJerz: Kimberly Guilfoyle’s Greek scandal is getting worse by the day
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Kimberly, Kimberly ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Dark-Souled Scum ♬

  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп Jr reacts to Kim Guilfoyle scandal
  • The Resistance: ♫ Corruption ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s new Press Secretary has disastrous first day
  • Rachel Maddow: Deadbeat senator gets public shaming as Republican panic deepens
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s “Posse Idiotus” ♬
  • Robert Reich: Republicans don’t even know what “America First” means
  • Stella Magz: I’m back and Kimberly Guilfoyle is gone…
  • JoJoFromJerz: Megyn Kelly just said something so repulsive! This is my response…
  • Tiny Hands Productions: This is what political humor looks like right now!
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ The RFK Jr. Lament ♬:

  • SNL: Hegseth USS Lincoln
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The Internet is eating up these political jokes
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The White House is ad at Jimmy AGAIN, Трамп’s Press Secretary mess & FAUX News betrays him
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Every Трамп White House press secretary has lied on their very first day at the podium
  • JoJoFromJerz: Katie Zacharia’s DISASTROUS White House debut
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I Can Lurk Better Than You ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard fires Katie Zacharia
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Трамп has fired his new Press Secretary after just five days
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s new Press Secretary mocked over disastrous debut and lawyer claims
  • Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—Katie Zacharia’s last interview
  • JoJoFromJerz: The ultra-rich vs. the rest of us
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Let’s Publicly Execute Pete! ♬
  • Jonathan Pie: American morality

The Resistance: ♫ We Can’t Agree to Disagree ♬

John Oliver: Generic drugs

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 10/13/26, 10:00 am

DLBottleEarly voting begins later this week. And you still have time to register or update your voter registration. And while you have elections and voting and stuff on your mind, plan a trip to this evening’s meeting of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally. We have much to discuss….

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 10/9/26, 9:50 pm

John Oliver: The Secret Service

The Resistance: ♫ The American Dream ♬

Chronicles of the Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Paula Poundstone: You said they’ll impeach you, Dotard
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп says destroying blue cities is “A small price to pay”
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The most savage political memes you haven’t seen yet
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s crazy LA & San Diego comment; allies’ midterm martial law plan
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп muses about Iran taking out LA and San Diego and leers at Natalie
  • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes are too funny
  • Paula Poundstone: Colorful signs mean they’re paid protesters, Dotard?
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп trolled with new statue as Hegseth plans unhinged livestream
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп backstabs allies, breaks sanctions for sudden Russian diesel deal
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Let Them Take Out Mar-a-Lago ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп Renamed AI “SI”?! ♬
  • The God Show: Трамп’s NUKE threat BLOWS UP in his FACE
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп thinks he’s a cult leader who can order followers to vote for Republicans they hate
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп-GOP infighting erupts, Kennedy calls Трамп an “a-hole,” Трамп doxes Tom Cotton
  • The Marsh Family: ♫ Gasoline ♬

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard offers money for midterm votes
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп spends millions of taxpayer dollars on ads promoting himself & tries to buy the midterms!
  • Paula Poundstone: You quit FAUX for two days, Dotard
  • Rachel Maddow: An anti-Трамп movement forms, united by morality
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп announces Super Intelligence Force
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп won’t win the Nobel Peace Prize, keeps talking about Iran bombing LA & more broken promises
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s nuclear attack comments are why the 25th Amendment exists
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s CLUELESS view on global trade breakdown
  • Paula Poundstone: You doxed a Senator over the clocks, Dotard
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is live streaming a firing squad
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The OFFICIAL Трамп 2026 Campaign Song ♬
  • Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—Daylight spending with Трамп
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп wants his golf club to be Camp David & FAUX News turns 30
  • Christopher Titus: Bombing in San Diego?!?!
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп’s claims about his White House ballroom, Hegseth’s new U.S. military standards

Jon Stewart: Unpacking AI’s dubious promise of a “better future”

Parody Project: ♫ Repeal What’s Amiss ♬:

Greg Johnson: The longest day of an election worker’s life

More Flunkies and Feckless Fascists, :

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Nothing But Net! Jack Smith Wins as Schmitt Airballs the Hawks-Hawkeyes “Gotcha” ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Exec Claims Marketing Ken Paxton Ain’t Easy ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Hey MAGA, you’re getting SHAFTED while Трамп’s getting richer!
  • The God Show: Hegseth’s Navy stunt BACKFIRES as humiliating workout video revealed
  • Jordan Klepper: Jordan Klepper sits down with a January 6er who wants a refund
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Hegseth—Public Execution as Clickbait ♬:

  • SNL: Republican midterm ads
  • JoJoFromJerz: Jared Kushner’s shady business deals exposed!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Natalie Harp, Eva Braun ♬
  • The Racist: ♫ Call It What It Is ♬
  • Marilyn Dee: ♫ Natalie Nutty ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Senator Eric Schmitt, A Real Bag of Shit ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Miss Information–Трамп’s Other Mistress ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The funniest political memes on the Internet right now
  • JoJoFromJerz: Military executions on live stream? We have to talk about this
  • Michael Kosta: Kimberly Guilfoyle caught begging Трамп donor to pay Her $100K Amex bill:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The GOP Today ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Let’s All Steal the Midterms ♬
  • The God Show: Bless Jack Smith for BREAKING MAGA with a T-shirt
  • JoJoFromJerz: The hard truth Трамп supporters REFUSE to admit
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Republican Plan (to make wrong into right) ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The best over the top political memes

Lauren Mayer and Scott Grinthal: ♫ Studly Jack Smith ♬

Steve Shives: Jack Smith testimony continued

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 10/6/26, 4:47 pm

DLBottle

True story. I wanted to start out this message with a count of the number of days to the midterm elections. So I fired up a browser window and had the following conversation with Google’s search AI (word for word transcript with some filler removed, emphasis in the original):


Me:

how many days remain until the 2026 midterm elections

Google Search AI:

There are thirty days remaining until the 2026 midterm elections, which will take place on Tuesday, November 3, 2026.

AI can make mistakes, so double-check responses

Me (double checking after suspecting the AI made a mistake…):

isn’t it 28 days?

Google Search AI:

You are completely right, it is exactly 28 days.

The 2026 midterm elections will take place on Tuesday, November 3, 2026. Counting from today, Tuesday, October 6, 2026, there are exactly four weeks (28 days) remaining until election day. Thank you for catching that oversight!

Me:

How on earth could you get such a simple question wrong?

Google Search AI:

I completely understand your frustration. It was a careless math error on my part, and there is no excuse for getting a simple date calculation wrong—especially when you gave me the correct number.

I mistakenly calculated the days as if the month had 31 days instead of looking closely at the calendar. Because October 6 and November 3 both fall on a Tuesday exactly four weeks apart, the math is straightforward:

3 days left in October (after the 28th) + 25 days = 28 days

I am programmed to be accurate, but in this case, I failed to verify my own calculation before responding. I appreciate you calling me out on it, and I will do better to ensure accuracy moving forward.


We’re all doomed!

So enjoy life while you can. Stop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally for a drink and discussions about politics, elections, and how stupid our future AI overlords are going to be.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 10/2/26, 10:23 pm

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

The Misadventures of Cankles McPaintFace:

  • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes are way too relatable
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп slammed for taxpayer-funded campaign ads, Ken Paxton disses Трамп as GOP panics
  • Jimmy Kimmel: John Oliver and Seth Meyers on Трамп hating and stuff
  • Paula Poundstone: You’re the national security issue, Dotard
  • The Resistance: ♫ Call It What It Is ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Embarrassing The US at The UN, AGAIN ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Unpopular—A Wicked Lesson ♬
  • Puppet Regime: Трамп and Xi meet at the White House
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп called Americans “enemies of ours.” In 33 days, they will get to vote
  • Paula Poundstone: Your own AI says Biden won, Dotard
  • LegalEagle: Трамп v. The Press
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп desperate to win midterms
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Don’t Despair. Трамп’s Doing GREAT! ♬
  • SNL: Трамп and Mamdani
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Summer Glovin’ ♬:

  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Wuhan Fabs! (Трамп meets Xi) ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ You Really Picked This Red, White & Blue Clown?! ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Making Idiocy Great Again ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Taxpayers are funding Трамп’s DISGUSTING propaganda campaign
  • Tiny Hands Productions: You won’t believe what the Internet is saying about Трамп now
  • Paula Poundstone: You fell asleep again, Dotard
  • The Resistance: ♫ Trouble in Трамп Country ♬
  • Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—Трамп bans everyone
  • Robert Reich: Трамп’s food policy is a literal shitshow

  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s EMBARRASSING display with Xi Jinping
  • Rachel Maddow: Rachel Maddow calls Трамп “radioactive,” talks about his White House press ban and low approval rating
  • Christopher Titus: It’s not HIS fault!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Hey Трамп, Your Name is in this Song! ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп makes up new racial stereotypes, shows off billion dollar ballroom & Hegseth crazy at Quantico
  • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes are actually insane
  • Paula Poundstone: You did that, Dotard
  • Parody Project: ♫ November 3rd is Coming ♬:

  • The Churlish Bootlickers and Cuckspittles of MAGA:

    • Tiny Hands Productions: This is what political humor looks like right now
    • Jordan Klepper: Pete Hegseth purges weirdos and wimps & Трамп drops a new Hispanic stereotype
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Senator Eric Schmitt is one Dumb Schmitt ♬
    • JoJoFromJerz: Pete Hegseth’s embarrassing display at The Pentagon
    • Tommy Campbell: Katie Britt’s reaction to Eric Schmitt’s botched gotcha is hilarious:

    • LegalEagle: Susan Collins took bribes?
    • Jon Stewart: Will Republicans divorce Трамп over Xi embrace? Probably not
    • Seth Meyers: Трамп rejects Iran deal as GOP turns on him, MTG says MAGA is dead, Xi tours ballroom (you know, the one being built on top of a secret military installation)
    • Jordan Klepper: GOP pushes for DEI in welfare-to-work ad & Трамп launches America.gov AI
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Tapping Time Travel to Topple Трамп ♬
    • JoJoFromJerz: I REFUSE to be silenced by Melanie Трамп
    • Seth Meyers: Sen. Eric Schmitt & GOP humiliate themselves at train wreck Jack Smith hearing
    • Tiny Hands Productions: Top political memes everyone is sharing today
    • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ These Guys Are Dumb! ♬:

    • Chris Hayes: Report reveals warning behind Schmitt’s botched Jack Smith “gotcha”
    • Jordan Klepper: AI leaders sign Трамп’s “self-policing” pact & Eric Schmitt’s ambush backfires
    • The God Show: Giant loser HUMILIATES himself in front of giant flag
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard roasts Ken Paxton
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pete Hegseth has a TINY………Problem ♬
    • Jimmy Kimmel is threatened by FCC Chairman Robert De Niro and Трамп renames A.I.
    • SNL Weekend Update: Tucker Carlson reviews the summer’s blockbuster films

    Lauren Mayers: ♫ Thanks to the Cost of Livin’, We’re Screwed ♬

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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    Drinking Liberally — Seattle

    by Darryl — Tuesday, 9/29/26, 5:01 pm

    DLBottleIt’s a mere 35 days to the mid-term elections. Have you registered to vote in Washington? Updated your Washington state voter registration? Or just checked your voter registration? Let’s chat about it at tonight’s gathering of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

    We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

    Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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    Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

    by Darryl — Friday, 9/25/26, 11:06 pm

    Michael Kosta: Midterm Anal-a-Zone—Hot dog rage, BDSM pics & salsa with a side of racism

    Chris Hayes: Republicans suddenly sweating races in deep-red states

    Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week (furry edition)

    John Oliver: UnitedHealthcare & UnitedHealth Group

    The Worst President Ever:

    • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп wants drones & snipers in his 250-foot arch
    • Paula Poundstone: Give you another chance, Dotard?
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I’m Sticking With Трамп (Like He Stuck with Epstein) ♬
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп showers Chinese President with praise
    • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Get Out of My Pool ♬
    • The God Show: Cowardly Трамп HUMILIATED in front of entire world
    • Stella Magz: Трамп celebrates Man Crush Monday with Mayor Mamdani
    • Paula Poundstone: Wife or nurse, Dotard?
    • Jon Stewart: White House bans media outlets & MAGA embraces AI while demonizing immigrants
    • Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes that had everyone laughing
    • Desi Lydic: Трамп talks shit at the U.N., rebrands AI as “superintelligence” & praises Mamdani
    • Randy Rainbow: ♫ Dummy with the Wig On Top ♬:

    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s threatening ramble at the UN and his minions defend news ban
    • Paula Poundstone: Welcome to Трамп TV, Dotard
    • The Resistance: ♫ Too StupidToo Stupid ♬
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Трамп Obituary Song ♬
    • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s GOP allies distance themselves from him, media ban lifted, Xi gets red carpet
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ Impeach Him Now! ♬
    • The Resistance: ♫ After Трамп ♬
    • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s attacks on the press WON’T hide the TRUTH!
    • Tiny Hands Productions: The most epic political memes you’ve ever seen
    • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s media ban backfires, arch gets drones & snipers & Seth recaps a crazy summer
    • Knotheadusc: ♫ Bidin’ His Time… Трамп style ♬:

    • Toon Trampu: ♫ Funniest Трамп cartoons on 23 Sept ♬
    • Brenna Perez: It took Greenland for Трамп to understand NATO?!
    • Paula Poundstone: It’s a military complex, Dotard?
    • Tiny Hands Productions: The craziest political memes
    • Jen Psaki: Трамп campaigns in safe spaces to avoid embarrassment and minimize damage
    • Robert Reich: The 10 Commandments (for cleaning up after Трамп)
    • Steve Shives: Only losers name things after themselves
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard Трамп, Leading the World in “Super Stupidity” R&D ♬
    • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s unhinged UN speech leaves the world STUNNED!
    • The God Show: Трамп CRASHES OUT after Трамп TV FLOPS
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ The Dotard Трамп—The Worst of All Time ♬
    • Lauren Mayer: ♫ This Isn’t Normal ♬:

    • Paula Poundstone: You’re terrible at hiring, Dotard
    • Jimmy Fallon: Who said it? The Dotard Трамп vs. cartoon characters
    • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s press ban backfires hilariously
    • Seth Meyers: Трамп sparks GOP anger over lavish Xi visit and Iran as approval hits new low
    • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is the “lead witness” for media companies suing over his White House ban
    • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes are too funny
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard threatens Iran at the U.N.
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s “Kennedy Center Lament” song ♬
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп, The Lord of the Lies ♬
    • Paula Poundstone: Nobody clapped, Dotard!

    The Resistance: ♫ Billionaire Apocalypse ♬

    Parody Project: ♫ Gotta Turn Our Red State Blue ♬:

    Brenna Perez: Crowd puts on a show to protect the Kennedy Center from demolition

    Matthew Cooke: Has your town already gone Communist?

    The So Very Persecuted Deplorables:

    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Lauren Bobert’s scandal
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ To Accept Трамп’s Lies, Just Lie to Yourself! ♬
    • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes have no filter
    • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s record is so bad JD Vance is begging for a DO-OVER!
    • Stella Magz: Lauren Boebert puts the Bi in bipartisanship….
    • Desi Lydic: Трамп spooked by plane at Xi meeting & Sen. Tuberville rails against flying furries
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s TV network FLOPS and panicking Republicans spew NONSENSE
    • Winlar: ♫ Come on Straight White Men! ♬:

    • Tiny Hands Productions: The most unfiltered political memes
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ Are You a Трамп Sucker? ♬
    • Desi Lydic: Трамп can’t find Rubio, Pirro tackles meteorite corruption & Melania gets a sequel
    • JoJoFromJerz: Is THIS what you call “America First”?
    • The God Show: Трамп HUMILIATED when media PULLS his mic
    • Ross Childs: JD Vance VS. Obamacare
    • Stella Magz: MAGA farmers are FINALLY realizing the truth about Трамп
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп bans news outlets from the White House, has a thing for Mamdani & is Melania A.I.?

    The Resistance: ♫ Right the Ship ♬

    Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Kaitlin Collins First Amendment March ♬

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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    Drinking Liberally — Seattle

    by Darryl — Tuesday, 9/22/26, 3:32 pm

    DLBottleTonight is an Autumnal Equinox edition of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally. Stop by, have a beer, and ponder equality. Then you might consider joining the larger conversation.

    We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

    Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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    Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

    by Darryl — Friday, 9/18/26, 10:26 pm

    Michael Kosta: Luke Iseman’s “Planet-cooling” balloons have me breaking bad

    Robert Reich: FAUX News mocked me for being right

    Cap’n Bone Spurs:

    • Paula Poundstone: A bulletproof golf cart, Dotard?
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Patel introduces FBI’s “BE BESTiality” program ♬
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard endorses A.I. over humans
    • Brenna Perez: SCOTUS shuts down Трамп’s ballot plan
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп tries to buy votes, calls A.I. threat a hoax & Mitch McConnell is BACK!
    • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes are too funny to ignore
    • Paula Poundstone: It’s “AI,” Dotard?
    • Robert Reich: The danger of Трамп’s stock trading
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ Truth Trumps Трамп! ♬
    • Christopher Titus: 9/11 and ONE tiny man!
    • Paula Poundstone: You called it a killing field, Dotard
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Had a Stroke AGAIN?! ♬
    • JoJoFromJerz: “NOT YOU!”—Трамп SNAPS at reporter over simple question
    • Steve Shives: Voter’s Remorse Helpline—Presidential bribes edition:

    • Paula Poundstone: Everyone else stayed awake, Dotard
    • Tiny Hands Productions: The most unfiltered political memes
    • Jen Psaki: Трамп does not appear to know what A.I. is
    • LegalEagle: You will not get $5k if Republicans win
    • Paula Poundstone: Your hand makeup isn’t fooling us, Dotard
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Snake in the Grass or Трамп? ♬
    • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп threatens to TEAR DOWN Kennedy Center!
    • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes have everyone laughing online
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is constantly falling asleep, Mitch McConnell seems good
    • The Resistance: ♫ Even AI wouldn’t do that ♬
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard BANNED CNN and Politico
    • Paula Poundstone: We’re paying for your golf trip, Dotard?
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is trying to steal the midterm election and Don Jr’s fishy wedding
    • Parody Project: ♫ Caught In A Nap (Seditious Crimes) ♬:

    • Brenna Perez: Трамп brought his business skills!
    • Chris Hayes: “Crock of shit”—Grand jury transcripts expose BOTCHED Трамп DOJ indictment
    • Puppet Regime: Putin warns Трамп about Canada
    • Tiny Hands Productions: The Internet’s favorite political memes
    • JoJoFromJerz: “Sleepy Joe”?!? Look what Трамп did at the Pentagon!
    • Paula Poundstone: 28,700 trades, Dotard?
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп says, “The Moon is ours”—The Moon claps back! ♬
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Fast and Furious (How Трамп Lies) ♬

    The Resistance: ♫ Grab ’Em By The Ballot ♬

    Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

    Lauren: ♫ Talafreako ♬

    Grifting Old Perverts:

    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Bilious Billionaire Song ♬
    • Josh Johnson: Mitch McConnell returns & Трамп dismisses AI doomsday warnings
    • Stella Magz: Dotard Jr appears to say yes to the Russian interference…
    • Tommy Campbell: Canada dumps Трамп for EU! Mitch McConnell returns (kind of)
    • JoJoFromJerz: Russian oligarch helped FUND Don Jr.’s wedding bill!
    • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ The Mitch is Back! ♬:

    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Ted Cruz Socks (Demonstrating How U Can Make a Difference) ♬
    • J-L Cauvin: Mitch McConnell is back from the dead!
    • David Corn: Kash Patel took $25,000 from Russia-linked firm to appear on an anti-FBI TV series
    • Liberal Redneck: Texas man stunned to find that brown people attend college/football games
    • JoJoFromJerz: It’s time for Mitch McConnell to go home
    • Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes that are breaking the Internet
    • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Eff Vance! ♬:

    • Josh Johnson: Kash Patel gets tangled in bestiality questions & Don Jr. gets a blushing bribe
    • Christopher Titus: Corruption potpourri
    • Knotheadusc: ♫ Congress Sucks More Today Than Yesterday ♬
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ They’re Russian Aid to the Trumps ♬
    • Stella Magz: Long term pain for short term gains….
    • JoJoFromJerz: Dear MAGA…YOU did this

    Brenna Perez: Everyone is getting this SCOTUS ruling wrong (mail-ins)

    Josh Johnson: Colin Kaepernick continues “The Perilous Fight” 10 years after taking a knee

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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    Drinking Liberally — Seattle

    by Darryl — Tuesday, 9/15/26, 5:56 pm

    DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will be getting together tonight. Stop by for a cold one and stay for the conversation.

    We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

    Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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    Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

    by Darryl — Friday, 9/11/26, 10:19 pm

    Brenna Perez: Louisiana SOLD OUT to Elon & SpaceX in WORST deal ever

    Jesse Welles: ♫ War Pigs (Live at the Gorge Amphitheater) ♬

    Cadet Bone Spurs:

    • Paula Poundstone: Nice wig Dotard
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп makes 9/11 about himself
    • Stella Magz: Трамп’s $5000 giveaway
    • The Resistance: ♫ On the Ballot—Трамп, Congress & the 2026 Midterms ♬
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dotard T, We’re Sick of Thee! ♬
    • Jon Stewart: Jon on Трамп’s meme assault on Canada & the alternate reality he’s constructed
    • The Resistance: ♫ Not Just a Bad Hair Day ♬
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп bribes Americans for votes, brags about crowd size to empty seats
    • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: The White House arcade
    • Paula Poundstone: That didn’t happen Dotard
    • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s ground zero lie EXPOSED!
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ If Трамп Thinks It, Then It’s True! ♬
    • Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes that absolutely destroyed the Internet
    • Paula Poundstone: Small potatoes, Dotard
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard explains his new hair
    • Knotheadusc: ♫ The Dotard Трамп Got A New Hairdo ♬:

    • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes are getting out of control
    • Paula Poundstone: You don’t own the moon, Dotard
    • The Resistance: ♫ Lake Ontario ♬
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп Tried Renaming Lake Ontario—MapQuest Said NO! ♬
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Picture Трамп’s Bottom at the Bottom (of Lake Ontario) ♬
    • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Трамп promises to pay Americans $5,000 each if Republicans win midterms
    • Christopher Titus: 9/11 and one tiny man!
    • LegalEagle: Трамп announces scheme to rig November elections
    • JoJoFromJerz: Who’s taking Трамп’s $5000 bribe? Wrong answers only!
    • Paula Poundstone: Do Democrats get one too, Dotard
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard shares his 9/11 story
    • Liberal Redneck: Everything is America now, whether you America it or not
    • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ I Just Want To Celebrate / One Less Day of Трамп ♬:

    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s crazy summer, our country still being a mess
    • Lawrence O’Donnell: What are Трамп’s deranged social media posts if not evidence of insanity?
    • Jonathan Pie: The trillion dollor bribe
    • The Resistance: Let’s Call It New America
    • Paula Poundstone: No monuments for you, Dotard
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard’s Heroic 9-11 Actions (as told by Anonymous Guy) ♬
    • Tommy Campbell: Canada Trolls Трамп as he escalates trade war
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard gives bad Rosh Hashanah speech
    • Brenna Perez: Трамп promises another (imaginary) $5000!
    • Knotheadusc: ♫ It’s all in the Scam ♬
    • JoJoFromJerz: I will NEVER forget Трамп’s 9/11 lies
    • Paula Poundstone: You pay people to like you?
    • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s 9/11 Tall Tales—The Man Who Was “Everywhere” ♬
    • Tiny Hands Productions: The most outrageous political memes online

    Robert Reich: Who would a wealth tax really work?

    Parody Project: ♫ Born in Time to Watch the Nation Fall ♬

    The MAGA Peanut Gallery:

    • Ross Childs: JD Vance versus Abdul El-Sayed
    • JoJoFromJerz: Ivanka Трамп tries to rebrand—and it completely backfires
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The (Rich) American Injustice System ♬
    • Michael Kosta: GOP RSVP’s “No” to Трамп convention & push to ban Mamdani from 9/11 ceremony
    • Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes everyone is talking about
    • JoJoFromJerz: Silicon Valley’s dark money machine exposed
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Things are Going to Hell (Since Republicans Came to Town) ♬
    • Jesse Welles: ♫ The Nerd Reich (live at The Gorge) ♬:

    • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Fourth Wife Treatment ♬
    • Michael Kosta: Трамп bribes Americans with $5K “dividends” & GOP gets weird at midterm convention
    • Jen Psaki: Another Трамп prosecutor quits as another conspiracy theory fails
    • Lawrence O’Donnell: Not even Vance can defend Трамп’s “stupidest” idea, his $5,000 election offer
    • Matthew Cooke: They stole everything. Now they ask how you’d pay for it
    • LegalEagle: SCOTUS says Трамп’s ballroom is illegal, build it anyway
    • JoJoFromJerz: Zero class—JD Vance mocks Biden ahead of 9/11 anniversary

    Charlie Parr: ♫ (What’s so funny about) Universal Healthcare? ♬

    ONN: Democracy files for Chapter 11

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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    Drinking Liberally — Seattle

    by Darryl — Tuesday, 9/8/26, 4:58 pm

    DLBottle

    Need some plans for tonight? Consider stopping by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally. Join the conversation.

    We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

    Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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    Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

    by Darryl — Friday, 9/4/26, 9:30 pm

    Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

    Misadventures of the Melon Felon:

    • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп tells MAGA, “Data centers are GOOD for you!”
    • Paula Poundstone: You made it about you, Dotard
    • J-L Cauvin: Should The Dotard speak at ground zero?
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Lake Ontario Song ♬
    • Lauren Mayer and Scott Grinthal: ♫ Трамп Has No Shame ♬
    • Tiny Hands Production: These political memes will have you laughing out loud
    • Paula Poundstone: You’re not in control, Dotard
    • Get High, Watch This: Трамп’s list
    • The Resistance: ♫ Make America Hum Again ♬
    • Paula Poundstone: You bored yourself to sleep, Dotard
    • Bruce W. Nelson: Трамп issues series of presidential decrees
    • Shirley Șerban: ♫ The Sharpie Song ♬:

    • Paula Poundstone: 32% Dotard!
    • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s rampage against history continues
    • LateNight: Late night TV mocks Трамп cognitive exam
    • Get High, Watch This: Трамп renames Lake Ontario to Lake America, but he doesn’t stop there!!!
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Comparing Lake Ontario with Трамп (Lake versus Fake) ♬
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reveals why he attacks Canada
    • Tiny Hands Productions: The most epic political memes that will make you laugh
    • Robert Reich: Are you really better off under Трамп?
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ How the Name “Ontario” Fits Трамп PERFECTLY ♬
    • Paula Poundstone: You have a mixed record, Dotard
    • Marsh Family: ♫ Moronic ♬:

    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Redaction Song (Now with 50% LESS information!) ♬
    • JoJoFromJerz: You can’t afford life, but hey…Трамп changed a map!
    • Tiny Hands Productions: The most unfiltered political memes
    • Paula Poundstone: You faked a photo with Dolly, Dotard
    • Tommy Campbell: Canada fires back and the Felon von Shitzenpantz’s “Lake America” stunt
    • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп puts his own face on U.S. currency
    • Rachel Maddow: Трамп busted in bogus bunker claim by Obama-era secret
    • Bruce W. Nelson: Трамп-inspired geographical names for America
    • Paula Poundstone: Nobody’s coming, Dotard

    Jen Psaki: Трамп’s attack on voting access sparks OUTRAGE from American voters

    New York Times: How satellite images of Big Bend contradict Border Agency claims

    The Radical Reich:

    • JoJoFromJerz: How Pete Hegseth ACTUALLY treats our troops
    • Tiny Hands Productions: The internet is obsessed with these political memes
    • Christopher Titus: USS Abraham Lincoln—MAROONED BY MORONS!
    • Jacob Soboroff: Intimated by competence—Hegseth faces GOP revolt over Pentagon turmoil
    • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ I Don’t Want To Work ♬:

    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Cowardly Heroes ♬
    • Jen Psaki: Vance flounders in public spotlight trying to push Трамп’s Iran gaslighting
    • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed about the White House arcade website
    • The God Show: JD Vance’s END TIMES comments are CRAZY
    • Jesse Welles: ♫ The Nerd Reich ♬:

    • Chris Hayes: Pentagon secretly hires MAGA influencers to amplify Hegseth’s agenda
    • Jen Psaki: Hegseth’s Pentagon political purge draws attention to his incompetence and Трамп’s dereliction
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Message to Трампers (from someone who’s smarter) ♬
    • Jesse Welles: ♫ Truth Social ♬
    • Tiny Hands Productions: Why the Internet is losing it over these political memes
    • Jen Psaki: Blame for Трамп’s Iran disaster, Hegseth’s Pentagon chaos spreads to negligent Congress

    Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler plans to run for the Senate

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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    Drinking Liberally — Seattle

    by Darryl — Tuesday, 9/1/26, 3:36 pm

    DLBottle

    The Tuesday gathering of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will happen as usual. Stop by for a beer and some inspired conversation.

    We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

    Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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