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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 11/16/20, 8:32 am

I hate it. But I definitely agree with Governor Inslee’s shut down. It is going to be tough, but hopefully it stops the virus. I’m not optimistic unless there’s a strategy better coordinated with the rest of the country.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.

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Friday Open Threaddd

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 11/13/20, 7:06 am

I agree with Governor Inslee. Thanksgiving, and probably Christmas, are going to have to be online only this year. It absolutely stinks. It’s the price we’re paying for not locking down fully, and for opening up before we should have. It’s also the collective manifestation of individual choices.

So, please wear a mask. Social distance. Avoid gathering. And wash your hands right now.

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Your Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 11/9/20, 7:27 am

Still hyped about President Elect Biden. I would prefer a Democratic Senate. But overall still fuck yeah.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now.

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Open Thread Friday

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 11/6/20, 6:55 am

Fuck yeah.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 11/4/20, 7:04 am

How were the election results for you? I think Biden is going to squeak out a victory but it’s not great that it’s too close to call. In Washington, it’s good. Inslee won as expected. The legislature is secure. Not sure if that means actually progressive legislation.

In fine but not my preferred candidate news, the 10th Congressional District and Lieutenant Governor the more conservative Democrat won the race between2 Democrats. The sex ed initiative is passing easily. King County charter amendments are going for police reform.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.

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Monday Morning Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 11/2/20, 6:48 am

Most of Washington voters have already voted. But if you haven’t yet, there’s still time. Drop off your ballot at one of these locations by 8:00. Or get it postmarked by tomorrow. If you are putting it in the mail, I would drop it off today if you can.

And in any case, wash your hands right now.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 10/30/20, 7:24 am

Good morning. Please vote if you haven’t yet. A ton of people in Washington have voted. But if that’s not you, there’s still time. Drop off your ballot by 8:00 on Tuesday or have it postmarked by then. Vote by mail is being screwed over in some states, but in Washington, your ballot should be fine in the mail. You might want to put it in the mail on Monday to be safe.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.

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Wednesday Morning Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 10/28/20, 8:01 am

Months into mask requirements, I don’t understand the opposition. It’s slightly annoying, but emphasis on slightly. Some of them are a bit too tight, but you should have found some good ones by now. They aren’t 100% effective, but they are better than not wearing one. They help the person wearing the mask, and everyone they come in contact with.

But fucking Idaho, man. They’re loosening mask requirements. And since they share a border with Washington, their garage can stink up our state. Wear a mask, and require it if you’re a state or local official.

Anyway, in addition to putting on a fucking mask if you’re out, please wash your goddam hands right now.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 10/26/20, 6:53 am

Good morning, Washingtonians. Have you voted yet? Remember, if you have until November 3 to have your ballot postmarked or dropped off. I have not confirmed it, and I wish I could remember who tweeted it, but hopefully this map is helpful. Otherwise, check your county elections office.

And please wash your hands right now.

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Friday Open Thread!

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 10/23/20, 7:39 am

Did you catch the big debate last night? I did. It made me glad that I already voted for Marko Liias. Oh, was there another debate?

Seriously, the Lieutenant Governor debate last night was gloriously dull. It wasn’t too much of a contrast between the bearded monotone Democrats. Heck tried to talk about being an outsider (DC and the private sector) while also touting his time in the legislature and as Booth Gardner’s Chief of Staff. Liias was more focused on his legislative record. Either would be good in the job.

The moderators were less impressive. Maybe there aren’t an hour of questions for the position. Still the first 2 questions were about Republican voters and how will you work with Republicans in the legislature. There was no equivalent question about Democratic voters, despite the fact that we are a lot more of the state.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now.

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[]pen Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 10/21/20, 7:48 am

I hope that the new approach to homeless outreach in Seattle, if it comes to anything, is an improvement. I wish there was more of a solid direction from the mayor’s office. But maybe the relationship is so toxic that it’s better to have surrogates.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 10/19/20, 7:43 am

Great job, King County. We’re smashing all sorts of records for early voting. I don’t know if this presages higher turnout or if it will taper off. Maybe people are worried about the Post Office so they’re dropping their ballots in the boxes rather than the mail?

No matter what, please seal your ballot with a sponge and wash your hands.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 10/16/20, 7:28 am

Tim Eyman’s latest garbage car tabs initiative is unconstitutional. At this point he must know not to do a multiple issues initiative. Like have a lawyer look it over. Or don’t, since Eyman gets to keep fundraising on the same initiative and agencies get to keep their car tab money.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Tuesday, 10/13/20, 9:50 pm

King County is mailing ballots today. So you should get yours within a few days. Same give or take for the rest of the state. So if you don’t have a ballot by next week, you can bug your country official. In King County, you can drop it at one of these boxes. Or mail them.

Anyway, use a sponge instead of linking your envelope. And wash your hands right now.

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Open Thread Friday, October 9

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 10/9/20, 7:32 am

I listened to the gubernatorial debate while doing dishes. Now, a day late, here’s my impressions.

Jay Inslee was a bit off his game on a few issues. Western State Hospital desertification in particular. But he was pretty good overall.

Culp was something else. From flirting with conspiracy theories about the wildfires to saying he would have sent the National Guard with guns to the East Precinct protest, Culp was scary. Please don’t vote for him.

And please do wash your hands right now.

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