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HA Bible Study: Nahum 1:2-6

by Goldy — Sunday, 3/25/18, 6:00 am

Nahum 1:2-6
The Lord is a jealous God, filled with vengeance and rage. He takes revenge on all who oppose him and continues to rage against his enemies!

The Lord is slow to get angry, but his power is great, and he never lets the guilty go unpunished. He displays his power in the whirlwind and the storm. The billowing clouds are the dust beneath his feet.

At his command the oceans dry up, and the rivers disappear. The lush pastures of Bashan and Carmel fade, and the green forests of Lebanon wither.

In his presence the mountains quake, and the hills melt away; the earth trembles, and its people are destroyed.

Who can stand before his fierce anger? Who can survive his burning fury? His rage blazes forth like fire, and the mountains crumble to dust in his presence.

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HA Bible Study: Ecclesiastes 5:12

by Goldy — Sunday, 3/18/18, 6:00 am

Ecclesiastes 5:12
Sweet is the sleep of a laborer, whether he eats little or much, but the full stomach of the rich will not let him sleep.

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HA Bible Study: Revelation 13:1-2

by Goldy — Sunday, 3/11/18, 6:00 am

Revelation 13:1-2

And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.

And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority.

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HA Bible Study: Ephesians 5:22-24

by Goldy — Sunday, 3/4/18, 10:05 pm

Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

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HA Bible Study: 1 Kings 11:1-3

by Goldy — Sunday, 2/18/18, 6:00 am

1 Kings 11:1-3
King Solomon, however, loved many foreign women besides Pharaoh’s daughter—Moabites, Ammonites, Edomites, Sidonians and Hittites. They were from nations about which the LORD had told the Israelites, “You must not intermarry with them, because they will surely turn your hearts after their gods.” Nevertheless, Solomon held fast to them in love. He had seven hundred wives of royal birth and three hundred concubines, and his wives led him astray.

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HA Bible Study: Deuteronomy 22:13-21

by Goldy — Sunday, 2/11/18, 6:00 am

Deuteronomy 22:13-21
If a man takes a wife and, after lying with her, dislikes her and slanders her and gives her a bad name, saying, “I married this woman, but when I approached her, I did not find proof of her virginity,” then the girl’s father and mother shall bring proof that she was a virgin to the town elders at the gate.  The girl’s father will say to the elders, “I gave my daughter in marriage to this man, but he dislikes her.  Now he has slandered her and said, ‘I did not find your daughter to be a virgin.’ But here is the proof of my daughter’s virginity.” Then her parents shall display the cloth before the elders of the town, and the elders shall take the man and punish him. They shall fine him a hundred shekels of silver, and give them to the girl’s father, because this man has given an Israelite virgin a bad name. She shall continue to be his wife; he must not divorce her as long as he lives.

If, however, the charge is true and no proof of the girl’s virginity can be found, she shall be brought to the door of her father’s house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death.

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HA Bible Study: Exodus 21:7

by Goldy — Sunday, 2/4/18, 8:17 am

Exodus 21:7
When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are.

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HA Bible Study: Proverbs 21:19

by Goldy — Sunday, 1/28/18, 6:00 am

Proverbs 21:19
It’s better to live alone in the desert than with a quarrelsome, complaining wife.

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HA Bible Study: Luke 19:27

by Goldy — Sunday, 1/21/18, 10:45 pm

Luke 19:27
Now bring me the enemies who didn’t want me to be their king. Kill them while I watch!”

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HA Bible Study: Genesis 6:6-7

by Goldy — Sunday, 1/14/18, 6:00 am

Genesis 6:6-7
The LORD was grieved that he had made man on the earth, and his heart was filled with pain. So the LORD said, “I will wipe mankind, whom I have created, from the face of the earth—men and animals, and creatures that move along the ground, and birds of the air—for I am grieved that I have made them.”

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HA Bible Study: Deuteronomy 28:53

by Goldy — Sunday, 1/7/18, 6:00 am

Deuteronomy 28:53
And you shall eat the fruit of your womb, the flesh of your sons and daughters, whom the LORD your God has given you, in the siege and in the distress with which your enemies shall distress you.

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HA Bible Study: Jeremiah 10:2-4

by Goldy — Sunday, 12/24/17, 6:00 am

Jeremiah 10:2-4

Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.

For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.

They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.

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HA Bible Study: Genesis 6:4

by Goldy — Sunday, 12/17/17, 6:00 am

Genesis 6:4
There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.

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HA Bible Study: Exodus 21:20-21

by Goldy — Sunday, 12/3/17, 6:00 am

Exodus 21:20-21
If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.

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HA Bible Study: Proverbs 11:25

by Goldy — Sunday, 11/26/17, 6:00 am

Proverbs 11:25
The liberal soul shall be made fat: and he that watereth shall be watered also himself.

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