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Alabama Election Thread

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Will you be singing Sweet Home Alabama? Or will Alabama Get Away? Either way this is the place to discuss tonight’s Yellowhammer special election. If it ain’t (broadly) about this election, take that crap to the previous open thread.

I’ll be (*ahem*) Mobile on my way to Roanoke Park Place Tavern, and may post random observations and whatnot as the spirit moves me.

Here’s one for the geeks among us:

5:56: AP has Moore leading for the first time, 7% reporting….

6:02: I wish Washington election results would trickle in like this. This “one ballot dump a night” business sucks!

6:05: With 16% precincts reporting, Moore’s lead has shrunk to +2%.

6:10: Now 21% reporting, Moore’s lead is up to +5%

6:20: 33% in, Moore up by 5%.

6:26: Now 40% in and Moore is still up by 5%.

6:33: Yep…with 50% of precincts reporting, Moore’s lead over Jones has shrunk to 3%. Remember, bigger and more urban precincts usually report later….

6:40: Moore’s lead is back up +7% with 62% in.

6:57: Now 75% reporting and Moore’s lead has shrunk to +3% (51% to 48%).

7:03: Now 77% and Moore’s lead shrinks to +2%.

7:06: And at 81%, Jones is down by -1%.

7:09: And with 85%, Jones is almost even with Moore at 49% each. Jones is still down about 5,000 votes out of a million and some votes.

7:13: NYT still has Jones winning with a 73% probability by a margin of 2.1%

7:15: And as I typed that, the NYT “needle” jumped giving Jones a probability of 84% and a final 2.7% margin.

7:19: AP has 86% of precincts and Moore’s lead is about 500 votes.

7:22: Now we have 88% reporting and Jones is up by 8,000 votes. The NYT web site has Jones probability of winning >95%.

7:37: I love the fact that Jones’ margin of victory is LESS THAN the number of write-in votes. In so many ways, this qualifies as a STRANGE election!

7:52: If you are an Alabamian, child molestation is worse than being a Democrat. VERY SLIGHTLY WORSE!

Comments

  1. 1

    CNN’s first returns, 1% of votes reported:

    Jones 70.3%
    Moore 29.5%

    These numbers don’t give me any confidence. Statistically too small a sample to mean anything. Probably just returns from Democratic urban precincts. Cities typically report first.

    Jones’ “lead” already dropped in just a couple minutes. Still with 1% reported,

    Jones 64.1%
    Moore 35.5%

    Some hard numbers:

    Jones 6,628
    Moore 4,407

    Moore closing fast. Still with 1% in, it’s now

    Jones 57.6%
    Moore 41.9%

    with about 12,800 votes counted. I won’t be surprised if Moore overtakes Jones shortly as more ballots come in from around the state. Alabama isn’t in the 21st century yet.

  2. 2

    I say Moore loses by a few points. It is hard to tell from early precinct returns, but I saw early returns in from Winston County, which Trump carried 90-9 over Clinton, and has almost no black residents (who would be reliably Democratic as a general rule). Moore was only winning 59-41, which would sink him if repeated throughout Alabama. Moore is getting the shit kicked out of him so far in Mobile County, but there is a lot of diversity in Mobile, and these could be from some heavily Democratic precincts.

  3. 3

    Moore is also up by only 68-31 in Cullman County, which is also nearly all white, and which went 87-10 for Trump. It would be nice for sexual assault in the Senate to be no more, but there will probably at least be no Moore in the Senate after tonight …

  5. 5

    Jones is winning Talladega County 65-35, which went 62-36 for Trump. Could again be Dem precincts, as that county is diverse, but not looking good for Moore.

  10. 10

    This is interesting:

    “Roy Moore is winning 91% of Republican voters in the US Senate special election in Alabama, less party unity than the 98% of Republicans who voted for Mitt Romney for president in 2012 and the 97% of them who voted for Sen. John McCain for president in 2008 in the state.

    “Why? Nearly one in five moderate and liberal Republicans are voting for Doug Jones. Only 80% of moderate and liberal Republicans backed Moore today vs. 99% of this group who cast ballots for Romney in 2012.”

    So, Moore is holding onto most of the Republican vote, but a small portion of it has slipped away.

    “Meanwhile, Jones is winning an overwhelming 98% of Democrats in today’s Alabama election — consolidating his party’s supporters better than Barack Obama in 2008 or 2012, when Obama earned 85% and 90% of Democrats, respectively.”

    This latter item may be the real story of the night, although, “It’s not clear if Jones’ inroads with Republicans will be enough for him to erase the steep Republican advantage in Alabama.”

    (From CNN, the “fake news” network)

  11. 11

    Latest:

    Jones 22,294 50.4%
    Moore 21,263 48.1%

    Percentages are all over the map, but so far, with over 43,000 votes counted, Moore has never led, but tightening quickly now.

    Jones 29,588 49.8%
    Moore 28,968 48.7%

    Jones goes below 50% for first time, but still leads slightly.

  12. 12

    Moore takes lead.

    Moore 30,074 50.0%
    Jones 29,115 48.5%

    Moore widens lead.

    Moore 40,077 53.1%
    Jones 34,278 45.5%

    Polls closed exactly 1 hour ago. Moore maintaining comfortable lead.

    Moore 57,028 54.2%
    Jones 46,746 44.4%

    Jones retakes a very slim lead.

    Jones 66,541 49.5%
    Moore 66,201 49.2%

    Back to Moore.

    Moore 70,972 49.6%
    Jones 70,371 49.1%

    Moore reopens a modest lead.

    Moore 76,639 50.3%
    Jones 73,869 48.4%

  13. 13

    Returning to what CNN said @10 above, Jones is holding all of the Democratic vote, whereas Moore’s troubles have cost him a few, but only a few Republican voters. The net result is, given how red Alabama is, this is closer than it should be. But it looks like assaulting women and molesting children isn’t enough to pry Alabama whites loose from their tribal loyalty.

    Moore 131,331 51.9%
    Jones 118,084 46.7%

    About 20% of votes counted at this point.

  14. 14

    Still a long way to go, but it’s not very encouraging.

    Moore 199,600 54.5%
    Jones 165,162 44.7%

    Slightly closer.

    Moore 221,844 51.5%
    Jones 203,801 47.3%

    With 33% of votes counted.

  15. 15

    From NBC News:

    “If Roy Moore wins Tuesday, Senate Republicans will meet as a conference Wednesday morning to discuss next steps, multiple Republican Senate sources told NBC News.

    “Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., and other GOP lawmakers have previously said that Moore would face an almost immediate ethics probe. Republican senators will also have to decide whether to include him in policy discussions as well as whether to seat him on any committees.

    “The meeting, currently slated for 10 a.m., will likely focus on messaging: How the party handles the election of a senator facing multiple allegations of sexual misconduct involving teenage girls decades ago.”

    I don’t think anyone has called it yet, and it’s probably too soon to call, but the trend is clear: Moore has been above 50% for some time now, and over a third of the votes are counted. With two-thirds to go, there may be some big batches of unreported Jones votes from urban areas out there, so we shouldn’t count him out yet. But I think we have to be thinking realistically right now. Alabama is still Alabama.

    Moore 264,890 52.4%
    Jones 234,464 46.0%

    I can guess what Sarah Fuckabee’s messaging will be tomorrow:

    “There was an election yesterday, and the voters said the women are lying.” Truth is what voters decide it is. Of course, this is circular logic when you lie to voters and they vote according to your lies.

    Moore 340,294 51.4%
    Jones 313,043 47.2%

    Slightly over 50% of ballots counted.

  16. 16

    About 1.5% of the ballots didn’t for either candidate. That’s been pretty consistent all night. And Moore clearly isn’t getting the margin you’d expect for a Republican in deep-red Alabama.

    Moore 383,331 52.1%
    Jones 342,345 46.5%

    The GOP has spent this week laying the groundwork to seat Moore. Their argument is: It’s one thing to expel a senator who turns out to be a sexual predator. But when voters knowingly choose a child rapist to represent them in the Senate, who are we to second-guess the voters? Except, of course, when your presidential candidate loses by 2.9 million popular votes but your party through some murky legerdemain manages to pull off electoral vote miracles in three very, very close states, all of which go your way. (What are the statistical odds of that happening if there’s no monkey business?)

    Moore 399,231 52.3%
    Jones 353,940 46.3%

    Besides, he’s against abortion and homosexuals, too. None of us are perfect, but his thoughts are in the right place, when he isn’t fantasizing about young girls. We all sin in one way or another, so you can’t expect Roy Moore to be a perfect human being. The women probably are lying, and it all happened so long ago. And as our leader said we don’t need a liberal in there. Don’t forget it was whites who built this country.

    Moore 441,893 50.7%
    Jones 417,873 47.9%

    Two-thirds of the ballots now counted.

  17. 17

    Hey, look at this, it just got closer:

    Moore 513,262 49.8%
    Jones 500,827 48.6%

    Now it’s …

    Moore 517,412 49.9%
    Jones 503,852 48.6%

    With 80% of ballots counted.

  18. 18

    Moore clearly isn’t winning a mandate. He may not even get a majority. (He could even still lose.) If the final results are a near-tie, that will make it much harder for GOP Senators to argue there’s some sort of voter mandate to seat him. In fact, I’ll bet if you interviewed a sampling of voters, you’d find some who said they voted for Moore only because they don’t want a Democrat and they did so with the expectation that “the adults in the Senate” will expel him so the governor can appoint a Republican whose name isn’t Roy Moore.

    JONES NOW WITHIN 917 VOTES with 87% of ballots counted.

    Moore 553,935 49.2%
    Jones 553,118 49.2%

    If you’re following Darryl’s commentary above, NYT gives Jones an 84% probability of winning with a final 2.7% margin. In any case, Jones just took the lead away from Moore:

    Jones 555,068 49.2%
    Moore 554,991 49.2%

    Jones widens his lead with 89% of ballots counted:

    Jones 572,861 49.7%
    Moore 561,878 48.7%

  19. 19

    Congratulations.

    Decision Desk HQ Retweeted

    John Couvillon
    @WinWithJMC
    Moore’s problem: 22% of Jefferson, 40% of Madison, 33% of Mobile, and 28% of Montgomery with precincts reporting. The “Big 4”
    2m

  20. 20

    I just want to say, Alabama voters, if this holds up you did the right thing and the rest of America will respect you for it.

    Jones 578,555 49.7%
    Moore 566,984 48.7%

  22. 22

    Huffington Post also calls it for Jones under the headline:

    ‘BAMA SHUTS THE DOOR ON MOORE

  23. 23

    Reaffirms my faith in Americans. This isn’t about party advantage, or picking up a Senate seat. It’s about a majority of citizens of varying beliefs and backgrounds setting aside their differences long enough to say in America character still matters.

  24. 24

    @19 Thank you. Your gracious concession is accepted with the respect you deserve for making it. I hope you’re on board with what I said in #23 however disappointed your partisan instincts may be right now.

  25. 25

    Damn! Yours truly should be pessimistic more often!

    This is a total humiliation for the HA troll roypublicans!

    Especially the babbling butthole degenerate! What will we read next?

    ‘bama a blue state? HAHAHAHAHA!

    Ok 13k votes separate the two? Any recount bullshit to f up things?

  26. 26

    @ 23

    More like what happens when a party runs an Akin. Or a #CrookedHillary.

    Black voters turned out. White voters didn’t cross over – they wrote-in or stayed home.

    Biggest loser: Bannon.

  27. 27

    Let’s catch up with the vote counting with 98% in:

    Jones 631,712 49.5%
    Moore 621,549 48.7%

    In most states, this would be considered a cliffhanger. In Alabama, where almost any candidate with an “R” after his name normally can expect to walk away with a double-digit victory margin, it’s a repudiation.

  28. 28

    Repukes are a bunch of losers!!!

    Hahahahaha.

    Boob – go back to fucking your horse.

  30. 30

    I’m sure Drumpfy will drop some comments suggesting illegitimate win of Jones.

    No time to celebrate. This is just a beginning.

  31. 31

    Almost 22k write-ins. Pretty much a vote for Jones.

    It’ll be a miracle if Jones hangs on to this seat next go around.

    Yeah yours truly is a bona fide doom and gloomer!

  32. 32

    @25 @28 I’d rather see us all tone it down tonight. Character won, sleaze lost. That’s enough. We don’t need to gloat. We can afford to be magnanimous in victory. Let’s just quietly enjoy the warm glow. Let the doctor wallow in banality (see #26) if he wants to, although personally, I think he’d serve himself better by hitting the bottle and drinking himself senseless.

    Tomorrow morning we’ll resume HA business as usual.

  33. 33

    go back to fucking your horse.

    A big let down after boob seeing Moore ride that filly.

    No trip to the stable tonight for boob.

    Deflated.

  34. 34

    With 99% of ballots counted,

    Jones 641,173 49.5%
    Moore 631,613 48.8%

    I suspect most election experts will tell you this is out of reach of a recount, although there’ll probably be one. Even in the best-run elections, there are always some errors, and recounts can change the results by dozens or a few hundred. But generally a statewide recount, in an election with over a million votes cast, can’t close a gap of thousands. I don’t know of any recount that overcame a deficit of 9.5k like Moore has here.

    In Alabama, recounts are automatic if the final results are within 0.5%. Alabama Code, Title 17, Chapter 16, Article 2, Section 17-16-020.

    http://alisondb.legislature.st.....coatoc.htm

  35. 35

    @34 (cont.) Alternatively, any “elector” (which apparently means qualified voter) can petition for a recount at his/her expense of any precinct(s) he/she designates. Section 17-16-21.

    http://alisondb.legislature.st.....coatoc.htm

    The latest tally isn’t within automatic recount range (i.e. 0.5%):

    Jones 642,425 49.6%
    Moore 631,888 48.7%

  36. 36

    The next thing to watch is how long it takes the Republican Secretary of State to certify the election so Jones can be seated. How much you want to bet its after the tax bill vote?

  37. 37

    @26 “Biggest loser: Bannon.”

    No, not really. Trump is by far the biggest loser. He tossed his influence and character behind Moore. Speaks volumes about Trump’s character.

    Now that Alabama is turning Blue, can we start to call them one of those “elitist coastal states” since they have some coastline?

    Thanks for the polite concession statement, it really does set you apart from Piddles.

  38. 38

    @36 According to CNN, “each of the 67 counties will have until December 22 to report the results to the Alabama secretary of state’s office. After receiving the results, the State Canvassing Board — which includes the governor, secretary of state and attorney general — will have until January 3 to certify them. …

    “The secretary of state’s office tells CNN they expect to certify the results between December 27-29 … contingent upon every county reporting their results on time. The office noted that a delay from one of the 67 counties could delay final certification.
    Assuming all results are reported on time, Alabama can notify the Senate immediately, which would allow the winner to be sworn in at that time.”

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/12/.....index.html

    So, the answer appears to be McConnell won’t lose Sen. Luther Strange’s vote until Jan. 3 at the earliest. But I don’t think passage of the GOP tax bill is necessarily contingent on the outcome of this election. The massive unpopularity of the GOP tax bill should be enough to make several GOP senators think twice about voting for it. Corker and Paul say they don’t want it to add to deficits. Collins was backstabbed by her own leadership. Rubio has said he might not vote for it. I’m not convinced McCain and Heller are surefire votes. In fact, it’s hard for me to see how ANY senator, Republican or Democrat, can look at this monstrosity with a straight face and still vote for it. And there’s the conference committee hurdle to clear. If squabbling over specific provisions delays the final vote into the new year, McConnell will have one less vote to work with. I think there’s a chance they’ll pass corporate tax cuts, but individual “tax reform” may go down in flames.

  39. 39

    I’ve been at the kids’ Christmas concert. Did something happen. I can tell by the absence of trolls something happened. What happened?

  41. 41

    Jones’ lead has opened to almost 20k which in my opinion puts it way out of reach of a recount. I think this thing gets certified on schedule.

    Jones 662,219 49.9%
    Moore 642,948 48.4%

    Has Moore conceded?

  43. 43

    Moore and his campaign chairman are claiming “it’s not over” and are calling for a recount; meanwhile, Jones’ lead has expanded to 1.5%.

    Jones 673,236 49.9%
    Moore 652,300 48.4%

    ‘”But we also know God is always in control,’ Moore said.”

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/12/.....=permalink

    The dumbass doesn’t realize God saw everything and has spoken.

  44. 44

    Democrats graciously waited for Scott Brown to be seated before final vote on Obamacare. The likelihood of Mitch McConnel upholding Senate tradition is nil.

  45. 45

    NBC headline: “GOP finger-pointing begins moments after Jones’ apparent win,” to wit:

    “‘Not only did Steve Bannon cost us a critical Senate seat in one of the most Republican states in the country, but he also dragged the President of the United States into his fiasco,’ the Mitch McConnell-aligned Senate Leadership Fund said in a statement.”

    https://www.nbcnews.com/card/gop-finger-pointing-begins-moments-after-jones-apparent-win-n829116

    That was predictable. Enjoy. Pass the popcorn, please. The fun is just beginning.

  46. 46

    @44 We’re better than they are. But I don’t think we should graciously seat Trump’s next SCOTUS nominee while waiting for him to leave office. They owe us a Merrick Garland.

  47. 47

    “The fact of the matter is that it’s been standard practice over the last 80 years to not hold votes in the Senate after an election before the Senator is seated,” Chuck Grassley

  48. 48

    ABC’s analysis shows, not surprisingly, that women were the key voting bloc that handed Jones his victory. The GOPers lost their grip on the women.

    “Among key groups, Democrat Doug Jones led Moore by 17 percentage points among women in exit poll results, 58-41 percent, a sharp shift from 12- and 21-point Republican margins among women in the 2012 presidential and 2008 Senate elections in the state, the last two races in which exit polls were conducted.

    “Jones’ support from women was concentrated, in particular, among women with children under 18 at home, who backed him by 66-32 percent. The Moore controversy involved his alleged advances toward young and underage women.”

    But it wasn’t women alone:

    “Jones won 31 percent of whites, double Barack Obama’s share in 2012 and nearly triple the Democratic share in the 2008 Senate race.

    “College-educated white women and non-evangelical whites swung very sharply toward the Democrat. … [Another] big shift came among political independents. Twenty-one percent of voters, they favored Jones by 9 points, after voting Republican by an overwhelming 52-point margin in 2012 and by 45 points in 2008.”

    And GOP vote suppression had a limited effect:

    “Blacks, a nearly unanimous group for Jones, accounted for 28 percent of voters, in line with their past turnout despite a more restrictive voter ID law enacted in 2014.”

    http://abcnews.go.com/Politics.....d=51739957

  49. 49

    Stock futures turned lower tonight after Doug Jones’ upset win complicated GOP efforts to pass corporate and billionaire tax cuts.

  51. 51

    But yeah, let’s not get to far ahead of ourselves. Savor this. Alabama GOP really didn’t want Roy Moore in the first place but the Christian Jihadis wanted the Ten Commandments monument in Tuscaloosa, Mobile and DC and got him there.

    This would have been a walk off for the GOP if not for Moore being a deeply weird Pervey guy.

  52. 52

    26,
    Bannon is no loser in this. You are. You and the rest of the Roypublican Party who debased yourselves for the past four months pimping tirelessly for an ignorant racist pedophile.
    Bannon made you fools his bitch. There is no escape from the 4chan fallout shelter. He owns you now.

  53. 53

    GOP is eating themselves on Twitter…

    Samples

    “Only Steve Bannon could make an Alabama Senate election close.”

    “@ronnamcdaniel Congratulations on dropping the Romney name and picking up a pedophile. Proud day for the RNC.”

  55. 55

    The “family values” anti-choice message always really was (among other things) a dogwhistle to middle-aged parents of teenage girls: “those libertine Democrats want to have sex with your daughter and then send her for an abortion, all without your consent!” Moore nicely negated that message.

  56. 56

    Did I miss anything?

    I was prepared for bad news tonight, but you cannot win a fight you don’t show up for.

  57. 57

    Perhaps the fat lady will sing tomorrow around noon. Otherwise will there be a pool for the day the new Senator gets sworn in? Low voter turn out in Alabama.

    New Senator had better impress, otherwise in 2020 there will a new Alabama Senator, most likely Republican. Does not look like this has not changed the paradigm in Alabama. No competitive elections in Alabama, kinda like Washington state.

  58. 58

    What happens if some woman makes a complaint about the new Senator from Alabama. Heck Chuck Schumer had a scare today.

  59. 59

    No, not really. Trump is by far the biggest loser. He tossed his influence and character behind Moore.

    No they didn’t senile idiot wabbit. Another stoooooooooooooooopid supposition. GOP women were as disgusted with Roy Moore as many of us. They didn’t want DUMMOCRETINS using Moore as a whipping boy for 2018 so they stayed home or wrote tens of thousands voters in another name.

    DUMMOCRETINS love to associate causes to actions that have absolutely no merit or FACTual basis. Moore was a tained candidate and Alabamans spoke yesterday!

    FACTS are never friends to DUMMOCRETINS! Roy Moore will NOT be used in 2018. Another campaign “slogan” bites the dust for DUMMOCRETINS!

    Till Next Time!

  60. 60

    No, not really. Trump is by far the biggest loser. He tossed his influence and character behind Moore.

    No they didn’t Newt Hoenniker and senile idiot wabbit. Another stoooooooooooooooopid supposition. GOP women were as disgusted with Roy Moore as many of us. They didn’t want DUMMOCRETINS using Moore as a whipping boy for 2018 so they stayed home or wrote tens of thousands voters in another name.

    DUMMOCRETINS love to associate causes to actions that have absolutely no merit or FACTual basis. Moore was a tained candidate and Alabamans spoke yesterday!

    FACTS are never friends to DUMMOCRETINS! Roy Moore will NOT be used in 2018. Another campaign “slogan” bites the dust for DUMMOCRETINS!

    Till Next Time!

  61. 61

    Mitch the Turtle is going to refuse to seat Jones until after the tax vote. The man is as brazen a thief as they come. First the Supreme Court Justice seat, now the latest duly elected Senator from the opposition party. His wife’s drug and weapons smuggling company might be in trouble with this.

    Moore is going to blame the Devil for his loss, because God was on his side. He knows this, because God controls White People and he’s going to start rambling and drooling about how it wasn’t White People that voted Jones into the Senate.

    Boy, is he ever wrong.

    Ol’ Bannon is probably on his third handle of Gin by now. I hope his liver is screaming as though a Billion souls were suddenly snuffed out in a flash of light.

  62. 62

    …disgusted with Roy Moore as many of us.

    No Sale! You and every other morally crippled Roypublican pimped for Moore eagerly! You woke up at 3am to sing his praises! He’s in you now and forever.
    Congratulations indeed.

  63. 63

    Dumber than a sack of dogshit.

    It is frankly, utterly appalling that these guys have any credibility at all. They’re just so fucking stupid that they cannot understand the basic, direct wording of the Law, including the Law as set by their own brand of Religion. It seems to me that “Jesus” came to the world to replace the old testament with a new gospel. He said this in no uncertain terms and yet, these imbeciles cannot grasp that basic tenet of their own faith. It is the very foundation concept that created that faith in the first place.

    Years ago, when Dubbya was up for re-election to the Presidency, I had a conversation with a guy who insisted that the Constitution was based on that Mosaic/English religious system of Law, and I pointed out to him the Sixth Article of the Constitution, he flatly said that “That isn’t in the Constitution”. When I tried to press him further on that, he tried citing the fucking Christian Bible as his source. I then pointed out to him that the Christian Bible isn’t the Law, which just made him angrier. It became a circular argument, even as I pointed the specific Law from the Congressional website.

    This was a guy who was “homeschooled” (really meaning kept at home and out of the sight of teachers), because his father was a brutal, raging alcoholic who liked to beat his wife and kids like they were rented, redheaded step-mules.

    Dumb as shit.

    The United States really, seriously needs to bring back Civics classes, make those lessons mandatory to graduate from High School and requisite for entering University. There are far too many idiots out there who just cannot grasp the basic necessity for the Rule of Law.

  64. 64

    53,
    Sigh. I guess it’s time once again to prepare for The Great Rise of the Conscientious EEEN-DEEE-PEN-DUNCE to be carried aloft on a rising thermal of burning MAGA hats.

    They’ll never ever vote for a Dem. But under certain very unique circumstances and atmospheric conditions they might stay home and shake their heads in disgust.

  65. 65

    @62 the guy is a fucking Repuke. Has no morals or shame. Self-righteous goat and horse fucker.

  66. 66

    Now on to Maine, Wisconsin, and Arizona and a full court press on PAYGO.
    $25 billion cut to Medicare. Further cuts to Ag price supports. Cuts to Transpo matching. Cuts to law enforcement match. Cuts to wildland firefighting. Cuts to disaster relief.
    Roypublicans get to own that too.

  68. 68

    @DoublePost

    Just for once admit defeat.

    Trump managed the rare Double Double, Loudly Endorsing the primary loser and full throated endorsing the General loser.

    Yep his influence is Soaring.

    “Soaring like the Hindenberg.” Colbert.

  69. 69

    67,
    Get it right, hillbilly.
    EEEN-DEEE-PEN-DUNCE don’t vote for Democrats – full stop.

    The most we can hope for with you perverts is that you’ll stay home or write-in the name of some kook. We are done with you.

  70. 70

    You and every other morally crippled Roypublican pimped for Moore eagerly

    Once again you prove to all that you really are the Oregon MORON! Go back and see what Puddy wrote regarding Moore when asked by 2K. Go on and ask the clueless crazed databaze deala. Grow some BALLS and ask for the replay, otherwise put you mouth where the sun don’t shine and STFU!

    See ya fool! Prove to all you have a set and ax it for the crazed databaze replay! Puddy knows what Puddy wrote weeks ago!

    Roger senile wabbit don’t have any! The vomit producing dead toad don’t have any! 2K doesn’t possess a set. Neither does the hapless hanging human tea bag licker and he samples others all the time! shitstain steve doesn’t have a set. Neither does the flat beer frothy one! All ya gotta do is ask the crazed databaze deala! Is it that hard to visit its salt mine?

    Till Next Time!

  72. 72

    70,
    You pimped. Shamelessly. Over and over. You even pimped for Milo. You love pedophiles. You love them more than you love salt mining.
    Piss and moan and scream and scream and double post. Cheat on your Sky Daddy by commenting after sunset. Skip out on your salt mining duties to stoke your pent up rage. It won’t change any of it. You are and will always be a Roypublican. Now and forever.

  73. 73

    71,
    The freak denied just as adamantly that he never cheated on his goat fucking Sky Daddy. But we all saw it. Seething with rage. Looooooong after Friday sunset. Still posting.

  74. 74

    @73 Oh it has done that multiple times. One day yours truly will make the complete report available.

    And we’ll all have a laugh at the freak’s expense.

  76. 76

    The freak denied just as adamantly that he never cheated on his goat fucking Sky Daddy. – Where and when? This output will be really interesting!

    Still not asking the clueless crazed cretin about what Puddy wrote eh Oregon MORON?

    Now we see the clueless crazed databaze cretin is gonna steal Goldy’s creation to provide a tctmgr report! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We already saw how the clueless crazed databaze cretin can’t even provide an accurate count! Puddy caught the clueless crazed databaze cretin in a databaze lie years ago! And that “FACT” is also in the crazed databaze!

    Nuff Said SUCKA!

    Till Next Time!

  77. 77

    What a bunch of USELESS FOOLS!

    Trump wanted Luther Strange. Strange lost to Roy Moore. So y’all wanted Trump to support Doug Jones?

    Here’s more FACTS
    ** GOP Turnout 50% of 2016
    ** Democrat Turnout 92% of 2016

    You HA DUMMOCRETINS surely don’t have a life and these posts prove being a DUMMOCRETIN really is a mental disorder!

    EPIC and DAYUM FUNNY!

    Till Next Time!

  78. 78

    you make Dr. Dumbfuck look like one of those 1000 points of light that Bush the elder pushed.

    When papa B wasn’t pinching fannies.

    It has an R next to it freak.

  79. 79

    @77 zzzzzZZZZzzz feckless babbling… zzz ZZZzzzz

    gonna steal Goldy’s creation to provide a tctmgr report

    LMAO! More stupid blather.. No more stealing than reading a comment. No more stealing than what any webcrawler that google or microsoft or yahoo or archive.org does to do what they do.

    And everyone notice..

    The freak does NOT DENY it put HA HEROES FIRST ahead of quality time commanded by the sky daddy..

    The freak probably doesn’t even believe its own cult’s teachings. All its posturing is done to get nookie from the salt mining buddy on Sat after sunset. And even then IT NEEDS TO PUT HA HEROES FIRST!

    What a joke this freak! The freak is a fake believer. Yours truly is LMAO!

  81. 81

    The freak does NOT DENY it put HA HEROES FIRST ahead of quality time commanded by the sky daddy..

    Why does Puddy need to deny a negative? Yeah Puddy forth TRUTHS on the Sabbath!

    Mark 3:4 And he saith unto them, Is it lawful to do good on the Sabbath days, or to do evil? to save life, or to kill? But they held their peace. – Puddy brings forth TRUTHS; hence doing good! DUMMOCRETINS bring forth evil!

    And that’s the way it is!

    Last week was the first week in YEARS when you DIDN’T bring up your “salt mine” on Friday or Saturday. You were shamed last week so you were mum!

    Till Next Time!

  82. 82

    Yeah Puddy forth TRUTHS on the Sabbath!

    LOL! FAYLED SALES JOB!

    Didn’t the sky daddy command you to give ONE FREAKING DAY of the week to HIM (he’s gotta dick right?)?

    YET YOU PUT HA HEROES FIRST!

    JUST AFTER SUNSET on FRIDAY!

    YOU FAILED BABBLING BUTTHOLE! FAYLED!

    Many weeks it’s TOO DAMN FUNNY to see you HATING HA HEROES right up to THE MINUTE before sunset on FRIDAY!

    Then you’re gone!

    Why do you do that when you have a BULLSHIT OUT about pasting BULLSHIT from always wrongist websites?

    Thanks for the entertainment YA DAMN FOOL!

  83. 83

    Last week was the first week in YEARS when you DIDN’T bring up your “salt mine” on Friday or Saturday.

    zzzZZZZzzzz.. I do whatever I want when I want dumbass..

    When you keep your priorities straight, I have no reason to poke fun. But that doesn’t mean I won’t.

    When you don’t – I do whatever I feel like anyways. Don’t like it?

    Tough shit.

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