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Recent HA Brilliance…

  • Wednesday Open Thread Wednesday, 11/19/25
  • Drinking Liberally — Seattle Tuesday, 11/18/25
  • Monday Open Thread Monday, 11/17/25
  • Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza! Friday, 11/14/25
  • Friday Open Thread Friday, 11/14/25
  • Wednesday Open Thread Wednesday, 11/12/25
  • Drinking Liberally — Seattle Monday, 11/10/25
  • Monday Open Thread Monday, 11/10/25
  • Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza! Friday, 11/7/25
  • Friday Open Thread Friday, 11/7/25

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