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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 3/8/24, 11:35 pm

John Oliver: Boeing

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Stella Magz: Casual reading of a Трамп speech, part II
  • The Late Show: A less-than-super Tuesday
  • Alex Wagner: Why Democrats are cheering for Lara Трамп as Biden kicks campaign into gear
  • Darrin Bell: Animation of a political cartoon about Biden & Трамп winning the primaries
  • Rachel Maddow: U.S. voters face stark contrast in 2024 choices, with no “magic wand” coming to help
  • Ari Melber: Трамп’s Nixon nightmare? Biden surges as indicted Трамп faces damning history
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Nikki Haley quitting the 2024 race
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I don’t dislike Трамп just ‘cuz he’s creepy ♬
  • Ronnie Chieng: Meet Mark Robinson—The GOP’s next top lunatic:

  • Liberal Redneck: Трамп stays on ballot, Nikki drops off, and Mitch hangs it up
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп-backed JR Majewski quits after Special Olympics insult & Трамп rally fails
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: The second most important thing for democracy and Democrats is winning the Senate
  • Ronny Chieng: Трамп’s AI attempt to lure Black voters & Kyrsten Sinema’s surprise announcement
  • Stephen: SCOTUS keeps Трамп on the ballot & Трамп’s brain is broken & speed & Xanax abuse in Трамп’s WH
  • Mark Fiore: Friends in high places
  • Jordan Klepper presses Haley supporters–Biden or Трамп in 2024?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ What Will the Children Learn From Трамп ♬
  • Jimmy Fallon: Biden trolls Трамп in State of the Union Address & Biden’s reaction to Marjorie Taylor Greene
  • Stephen: Taylor Swift urges fans to vote & Michelle Obama isn’t running
  • David Shuster: Трамп explodes as #DementiaDon goes viral
  • Stell Magz: Super Tuesday was not so super for Nikki Haley
  • Jen Psaki: “Is this the guy you want with nuclear codes?”, Psaki shows extent of Трамп’s verbal blunders
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—The first campaign ad
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—The second campaign ad:

  • Seth Meyers: Трамп praises Jan. 6 criminals as SCOTUS overrules Colorado ballot ban
  • J-L Cauvin: Mitch McConnell endorses The Dotard
  • Alex Wagner: Supreme Court sends alarming message beneath the surface of unanimous Трамп ballot ruling
  • Stephen: Super Tuesday in space & Biden’s biggest competition & McConnell’s final act
  • Ari Melber: Трамп’s Super Tuesday shows cracks for November
  • Lincoln Project: Super Tuesday sniff
  • Vox: Why US elections only give you two choices
  • Jon Stewart unpacks the GOP’s (election year) “migrant crime” narrative
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Трамп wins Super Tuesday and Nikki Haley drops out
  • Ronny Chieng: Nikki Haley drops out as race between Biden and Трамп takes shape
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: History will remember SCOTUS calling Трамп an “oathbreaking insurrectionist”
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп-Biden rematch set after Haley drops out and Greene humiliated in interview

Michael Kosta: Eagle Pass, TX residents sound off on the real “invasion”

SOTFU:

  • Stephen: Biden delivers a feisty, fiery, heated State Of The Union Speech
  • MSNBC: We saw tonight what Biden “really thinks of Трамп” at the SOTU
  • Seth Meyers: Tucker Carlson reacts to Biden’s SOTU and The Dotard reveals extreme second term agenda
  • Jabari Jones: AI Biden—The REAL State Of The Union
  • Ari Melber: Biden quiets “haters,” shreds Трамп & confronts GOP’s “do-nothing” Congress in speech
  • ScaredKetchup: Katie Britt’s disastrous Republican response to Biden’s State of the Union (AI) Трамп Show 39 teaser:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Biden’s SOTU speech
  • Stella Magz: Katie Britt’s State of The Union rebuttal outtakes
  • Joy Reid calls out “silly and performative” GOP reactions at State of the Union
  • MSNBC: Maddow calls out glaring contradiction in Katie Britt’s GOP SOTU response

Lauren Mayer: Let’s be like France

Cult of the Oath-Breaking Insurrectionist:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Burning America down ♬
  • MonoNeon: ♫ The White Ones, The Black Ones ♬
  • Ari Melber and friends: Трамп keeps losing “magic” immunity claim, but SCOTUS may prevent his Jan. 6 trial anyway
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп is Getting DUMBER! ♬
  • Joy Reid: Inside the extremist Republicans’ reproductive agenda
  • Tommy Campbell: Lauren Boebert’s son wore her bar’s hoodie during Colorado crime spree
  • The Other Brother: ♫ They’re Going to Take the Case ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to unanimous Supreme Court decision in his favor
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: Melania:

  • Rachel Maddow: “The Republican Party is going through some things.” Maddow marvels at GOP veering into extremism
  • Alex Wagner: Prospect of classified briefings for Трамп adds to urgency of documents trial
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The “Dementia Don” Song ♬
  • The Daily Show: Jon & Desi brainstorm how Dems might keep Трамп out of the White House
  • Stella Magz: Marjorie Taylor Greene stays classy during an interview with Emily Maitlis
  • LegalEagle: Alabama Supreme Court says embryos are children
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Like Трамп, but WAY Better ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп Show 39—Trump Bobblehead, AI Boebert Bond girl, Marge Bounty Hunter, Speaker Mike, SCOTUS
  • Alex Wagner: Orban visit puts Трамп soft spot for dictators on display
  • The Late Show: Drugs in Трамп’s White House
  • J-L Cauvin: Mitch McConnell’s emotional reaction to Kyrsten Sinema retiring

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 3/8/24, 7:56 am

– Seattle’s new draft Comprehensive Plan could use more housing.

– Representative Jayapal getting stuff for the district.

– Have you got long Covid? There’s a UW Medicine study on therapies.

– And speaking of COVID-19, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 3/6/24, 12:38 pm

Sorry. Had to work early today and completely forgot about this.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 3/5/24, 7:56 am

DLBottleIt’s Super-Tuesday! And that means tonight is a super night to stop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally. There will be plenty of discussions about elections and politics, all over cocktails and beers.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 3/4/24, 7:59 am

I don’t think we as a state are prepared for the level of bullshit Brian Heywood’s initiatives are going to bring down on the state. Brian Heywood thinks he can replace the niche Tim Eyman left. I was aware of the economic damage if his tax initiatives pass. But I guess I missed how much Brian Heywood wants the police to hit people during unnecessary high speed chases. Just terrible all around.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 3/1/24, 8:57 pm

Lewis Black: Travis, Taylor, and Super Bowl conspiracies

Christopher Titus: THE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY!

Electile Dysfunction:

  • MSNBC: “Uncle Ramble Standers”—reactions to Трамп’s “incoherent” S.C. speech
  • Stephen: Michigan Dems vote “uncommitted” & Biden talks ceasefire over ice cream & GOP targets birth control
  • Bill Maher: Let your old fart flag fly
  • Ari Melber: Indicted Трамп may lose again—unless “political burnout” curbs turnout
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп & Biden’s Mexican standoff & MAGA nutburgers support Putin
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—DESPERATE for Money, but Making Deposits ♬
  • Jimmy Fallon: Biden and Трамп to make border visits, Трамп tries to block Stormy Daniels from testifying
  • Joy Reid: Трамп sneaker freaks? Why hip-hop shoutouts won’t move the needle towards Трамп
  • The Late Show: SCOTUS decision got you down?:

  • The Daily Show: Robert F. Kennedy Jr.—Immune to normal
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп and Biden square off at the Mexico border & Don Jr’s most preposterous lie yet
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ When Трамп goes down to the border ♬
  • Seth Meyers: President Joe Biden addresses concerns over his age and shares his 2024 agenda
  • Joy Reid: They are letting literal Nazis into their den of Трамп worship
  • Ari Melber: Трамп losing in 2024? See what has MAGA panicking from primaries to losing races in history
  • Rachel Maddow: With each new election cycle, Republicans accept Russian help with greater ease
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп wins South Carolina primary, Biden raises $56 million for campaign
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ NO ONE Needs to See The Dotard Трамп Dancing ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard tells Black people how beloved he is by Black people, Haley loses SC
  • Stephen: Трамп needs $454 million, fast & why Nikki Haley is holding on & a “total genius” speaks at CPAC
  • Alex Wagner: Biden’s substantive border visit exposes hollow Трамп stunt
  • Jen Psaki: “More unhinged”—Former Трамп aide sounds alarm, reveals why she’ll vote for Biden
  • MSNBC: Haley has a “big new line” to condemn Трамп “for his corruption”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Many are saying Трамп looks VERY unwell ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп & Tim Scott destroy Nikki Haley after South Carolina primary
  • Liberal Redneck: Are the primary results bad news for Biden (or Трамп)?:

  • Jimmy Fallon: Трамп wins Republican primary, forgets Eric, and appeals $464 million judgement in civil fraud case
  • SNL: Трамп victory party
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: As long as Biden is president, Трамп says don’t secure the southern border
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Трамп wins South Carolina primary
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Mitch McConnell stepping down, Melanie Трамп gossip & Don Jr’s plan to give daddy a boost
  • Ali Velshi: Michigan’s state GOP drama is cause for national attention

The Late Show: Call the Joe Biden phone sex line

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses

John Oliver: Pig butchering (internet) scams

Cult of Трамп:

  • Stella Magz: Keep your chin up, Mitch McConnell!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Send the Jims to Jail! ♬
  • The Late Show: Mitch McConnell steps down
  • Seth Meyers: FAUX News melts down after Biden eats ice cream with Seth and talks Gaza ceasefire
  • Ari Melber: SCOTUS blasted as partisan—Justices delay any Трамп reckoning for Jan. 6 coup plot
  • Chris, Lawrence and Rachel: On SCOTUS delaying Трамп’s trials
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard breaks down his line of sneakers
  • Stephen: McConnell walks away & Трамп’s creepy Putin infatuation & House GOP’s Russian spy scandal
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Robes Coming for The Supreme Court! ♬
  • Ari Melber: Трамп empire wobbles as the “king of debt” can’t pay his legal bills
  • Darrin Bell: Animation of a political cartoon about Supreme Court rescuing Трамп
  • Stella Magz: Bobert crime family
  • Scared Ketchup: ♫ Трамп Show 38—Трамп Prison Train Blues, Biden, Obama, co-host AI Lauren Boebert & MORE ♬:

  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Barbara McQuade on how Трамп’s election lies create danger to the rule of law
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard says Mike Pence will take the gag order
  • Rachel Maddow: “Burn it all down”—Rule-of-law stands as bulwark against Трампian lies, so he attacks it
  • Steve Shives: Right-wing media tries to salvage Biden impeachment
  • Alex Wagner: The likely scheme behind Трамп’s proposed start date for his classified documents trial
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Who Loves Трамп (according to Трамп) ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Judge orders Mike Lindell to pay $5 million to expert for debunking Lindell’s data
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard learns about leap year and leap day
  • The Daily Show: The doctor evaluating our politicians’ mental fitness
  • SNL: Трамп sneakers
  • Mark Fiore: Red blooded Republicans
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Once Трамп Has Been Locked Up ♬
  • Alex Wagner: Scrambling to keep his fortune from being stripped away, Трамп may have gone too far
  • Stella Magz: I could really use your advice, America
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: NYPD affidavit details threats after Трамп “arrest” post
  • Stephen declares SCOTUS unconstitutional
  • Chris Hayes: “The fix is in”—Coup trial delay reveals Supreme Court is “in cahoots” with Трамп
  • Ari Melber: SCOTUS takes Трамп’s Jan. 6 case, delaying Jack Smith’s DOJ trial
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп can’t afford to pay $454 million fine & SCOTUS will hear Трамп immunity case
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Manhattan GAG ORDER
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dotard Трамп on Faucets (or maybe on drugs) ♬

Robert Reich: : The Borking of America

Dulce Sloan creates Black Women’s History Day

Talibama:

  • Rachel Maddow: Conservative anti-gay movement built on foundation of questionable credibility
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп and GOP furiously backpedal after Alabama embryo ruling threatens IVF
  • Lauren Mayer: Sweet Home Talibama:

  • Steve Shives: Faith-based bigotry is still bigotry
  • Michael Kosta: GOP walks back IVF stance
  • SNL Weekend Update: A frozen embryo from Alabama

Chris Hayes: Debunking the right-wing myth of the “migrant crime surge”

LegalEagle: Mother goes to jail for son’s shooting

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Frrrrrriday

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 3/1/24, 7:58 am

How are you planning to staying warm over the weekend? I myself have forgotten to wear a sweater to work and am already too cold on public transportation. I was also fooled by fake Spring into shaving my bushy beard off. I am fooled by fake Spring every year, despite living here for most of my life. In conclusion, my strategy is I hope that it doesn’t snow until I get home.

Anyway, please get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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