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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 11/7/23, 6:06 pm

DLBottleIt is election night! Priority one is getting that ballot to a drop box. And priority two is stopping by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally for some politics and good cheer over a drink.

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern (2409 10th Ave E, Seattle) starting at 8pm. You’ll find us on the back patio.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 11/6/23, 7:53 am

Tomorrow is the last day to get your ballot postmarked or dropped off. City, county and school board elections are super important. The guy with the Blue Lives Matter bumper sticker you passed last night? He’s voted. The lady who came to school board meetings to yell about trans kids? She voted the day she got her ballot. But their vote counts the same as yours, so let’s elect the best people.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 11/3/23, 11:17 pm

SNL: Biden Halloween

Electoral Dysfunction:

  • Chris Hayes: Pence drops out and DeSantis denies wearing height-boosting boots as campaign stumbles
  • NowThis: Where the G.O.P. candidates stand on abortion
  • Stephen: Why is Ron DeSantis wearing lifts? The Dotard Трамп v. The People
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Mike Pence Shocks World with his Lack of Perception ♬

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Top 10 predictions for 2024

The Dotard Трамп:

  • Seth Meyers: Трамп “livid” about NY fraud trial as Dotard Jr. gets grilled by prosecutors
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s late night ALL CAPS rant and DeSantis’ boot lift mystery
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Трамп Family’s Stunning Stupidity Satirized in Song ♬
  • Jason Johnson: Eric Трамп’s second day testimony in NY fraud trial scrutinized
  • SNL Weekend Update: Mike Johnson elected as House Speaker, Трамп testifies in civil fraud trial
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to the death of coach Bobby Knight
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп Show Halloween Special:

  • LegalEagle: Трамп’s friends* are all pleading guilty
  • Chris Hayes: GOP speaker “laser-focused” on helping yacht owners cheat on taxes
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Eric Trump Pours Concrete ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard puts on an insane show in Vegas, Santos charges are piling up & Pence drops out
  • Seth Meyers: Addled Трамп confuses Sioux City and Sioux Falls and Ivanka ordered to testify
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Terrorist threatening DA Willis did so with Трамп’s implicit instructions
  • Alex Wagner: Junior ducks responsibility in fraud trial testimony
  • The Late Show: ♫ The Trump Kids in America ♬:

  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп reacts to judge forcing Ivanka to testify
  • Parody Project: ♫ AXIS of EVIL ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп Show FRIDAY Special Report—Fraud trial update w/ Eric Трамп, Ivanka, Ron & Casey DeSantis
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Mangy Fetlocks Gets Pretty Freakin’ Profound ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Mike Johnson heckled and mocked for his bogus claims of law and love
  • Ari Melber: Трамп coup bombshell nightmare—Aides flip as judge gags him against “mob” style witness tampering
  • Seth Meyers: The Dotard freaks out as his son Dotard Jr. takes the stand in New York fraud trial
  • Darrin Bell: Animation of a political cartoon—the Republican House Speaker, the IRS, and Israel
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Don Jr. gets grilled in court and Трамп plays victim
  • Stella Magz: True life I want to be a politician with George Santos
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ How Can You Govern (When You’re Anti-Government)? ♬:

  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп a no-show as Jr. testifies, but may show up for “daddy’s little girl”
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard watches Ivanka Трамп testify
  • Bill Maher: Turning back time
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп Show Special Report—Fraud Trial Update w/ AI Eric Trump, Don Jr, new MAGABOT Mike Johnson
  • More Perfect Union: The secret Republican scandal stealing millions of kids’ healthcare
  • Alex Wagner: Republicans resort to lies and deception ahead of vote on popular abortion rights amendment in Ohio
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп is NOT Scared Shitless ♬
  • Stephen: Трамп wants Pence’s endorsement and Speaker Mike Johnson takes the Bible literally
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s dumb sons testify in fraud trial & George Santos lives to scam another day

John Oliver: Chocolate

WaPo: Biden signs AI executive order

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday!

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 11/3/23, 8:04 am

You guys. You guys. The Needling is so great right now. Satire is very difficult. They are nailing the hell out of it.

Like, I know some of you still like The Onion, but man has it declined. And it has many more possible targets than The Needling. I don’t know what I’m saying here other than I appreciate them.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 11/1/23, 8:02 am

– I support both an art district and more streetcars better connected, but I don’t know that the second is the key to making the first work.

– Looks like the link has finally been found.

– Seattle impounding people’s cars when those cars are their only home is heart breaking.

– Hey! Wash your hands right now. And how about you get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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