Archives for May 2020

92 people in Washington dead of COVID-19 stinks. And yet it marks our first week down to double digits. Social distancing and hand washing and mask wearing have made a difference. It’s tougher to quantify how many people are still around because we did those things. But they are because you did.

So keep it up. Go wash your hands right now.

Trevor: Sen. Tammy Duckworth on supporting first responders

Lauren Mayer: We’d like to thank you, Mitch McConnell.

Bill Maher: Eric Holder on the 2020 elections

Samantha Bee: Why we need to save the Postal Service.

Vox: How voting by mail could save the US election.

ТрампPlague:

• SNL: Dr. Anthony Fauci cold open
• Trevor: The world sees signs of light at the end of the corona tunnel
• Stephen: Sen. Schumer, “I would call Dr. Birx & Dr. Fauci before Congress, without Трамп hovering over them
• Stephen: Sen. Schumer, “No PR act” would prevent Трамп from adding his name to future stimulus checks
• Mark Fiore: Dr. Dotard J. Трамп, MD
• Bill Maher: Different shit, same day
• John Di Domenico: Трамп’s response to fake news disinfectant injection
• The Late Show: Surfin’ MIA
• J-L Cauvin: No one works harder than Трамп!!
• Bruce W. Nelson: Raleigh’s at the rally:

• Jimmy Kimmel: What Трамп was doing during COVID-19 warnings
• The Daily Show: Remember when Трамп said coronavirus would disappear in April?
• NY Times: Social distancing is hard. This astronaut has some advice.
• Bruce W. Nelson: Hey, you with the sexy mask!
• Seth Meyers: Трамп ignored coronavirus warnings & Pence refused to wear a mask
• SNL: Stuck in the house
• Stephen: You’re doing amazing, Mr. President. See, sarcasm does work!
• Lars von Retriever: Трамп’s Thunderstruck
• Trevor: Coronavirus ravages the food supply chain
• Randy Rainbow: A spoonful of Clorox:

• The Late Show: Trump’s idea to inject disinfectant inspires new cleaning products
• Stephen: Jared Kushner declares Трамп’s coronavirus decision-making “a great success story”
• Trevor: Neighboring in the time of coronavirus
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп NOT the dope of the day!
• SNL: Message from MI Gov. Whitmer
• Bill Maher: Immunity booster
• The Daily Show: BIG NEWS—Трамп reveals ingenious 4-step plan to wipe out coronavirus
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard goes platinum!
• Seth Meyers: Трамп sinks in polls, claims disinfectant comments were sarcastic
• Stephen: Трамп is watching, and tweeting about, “This stupid show”
• John Di Domenico: Trump BLASTS everyone over the corona virus “King Covid 45”:

• Lauren Mayer: I can’t remember what day it ss
• Vox: How coronavirus charts can mislead us
• Robert Reich: From Ukraine to coronavirus—Trump’s abuse of power continues, featuring Robert Reich
• Mother Jones: Trump’s 100 days of deadly coronavirus denial
• Now This: Bill Gates explains why U.S. COVID-19 testing is “bogus”
• Trevor: Immunity in Sweden & Трамп ignored warnings
• Stephen: Трамп doesn’t talk like a guy who knows what he’s talking about
• J-L Cauvin: Trump Tuesdays—Episode 1
• Seth Meyers: Kushner and Трамп call coronavirus response “success story” and “great job”
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s disinfectant debacle
• Bruce W. Nelson: Трамп’s COVID cures:

• Trevor: The U.S. hits one million cases of coronavirus
• Stephen: Sen. Amy Klobuchar & Mayor Pete Buttigieg comment On Трамп’s move to keep meat plants open
• Wired: Dr. Seema Yasmin on the 5 biggest covid-19 mistakes to avoid as we try to flatten the curve
• SNL Weekend Update: Трамп suggests injecting disinfectant
• Trevor: Трамп’s bleach suggestion—sarcasm?
• Seth Meyers: White House schedules, cancels and then reschedules coronavirus press briefing
• The Daily Show: Trump’s best words–coronavirus briefing edition
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard wishes the First Third Lady a happy birthday
• Stephen: Burger enthusiast The Dotard Трамп orders America’s meat plants to stay open
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп blames & complains and celebrities after quarantine

Stephen: How do Democrats win in the midwest? Sen. Amy Klobuchar & Mayor Pete Buttigieg weigh in.

Bill Maher: 24 things you don’t know about Joe Biden.

Trevor: PPP loans sapped by big businesses.

Samantha Bee: Trying to keep up with Kamala Harris

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Can’t wait to eat food processed by COVID-19 positive employees. Mmmm.

Obviously the safety of the workers is the most important thing. 56 is a lot of cases and if work isn’t safe for them it shouldn’t happen.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.