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Unconstitutional

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 12/13/13, 7:55 am

The charter schools law that was passed by the voters last year was ruled unconstitutional by a King County Superior Court Judge.

But, Judge Rietschel concludes: “A charter school cannot be defined as a common school because it is not under the control of the voters of the school district. The statute places control under a private non-profit organization, a local charter board and/or the Charter Commission.”

In other words, charter schools may not be funded with state dollars dedicated to funding our state’s common schools.

On to the state supreme court.

Now look, in Seattle and for much of the rest of the state, the way the school board is structured is problematic. And the politics around school closures a few years ago was ridiculous. Still, there is a measure of accountability to the public in school districts.

This desire to get taxpayer money without any accountability is problematic. The proponents of these types of, ahem, reforms never want to structure school board races so the boards are more accountable, or to pay board members better so the job isn’t part time.

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UW President Michael Young is an Embezzler

by Darryl — Thursday, 12/12/13, 3:17 pm

UW President Michael Young just got a raise to $570,000 . But, under his hiring agreement, he would receive an additional million in “deferred compensation” if he stays through 2016.

Presumably, all this compensation is based on Young’s “fitness” to serve the lofty role as a University President. In creating that contract, the Board of Regents inherently expressed a belief that Young has the temperament, wisdom, and values to lead the state’s premier institution of higher learning—to serve as the state’s intellectual commander-in-chief, if you will.

But given his recent public statement, it’s a façade. Rather than serving as a thoughtful steward of our state’s intellectual life, he has succumb to FOX News style truth-is-whatever-makes-me-feel-redeemed punditry.

And that makes him an embezzler—after millions of our tax dollars.

I know, I know, that doesn’t sound like he is an embezzler in the classic sense. I mean, it’s not like he is actually stealing money he isn’t entitled to. And, granted, he really does have a contract for his salary. But hear me out….

You see, I used to believe that accuracy and truthfulness in describing things like “embezzler” were an important part of being a writer, thinker, and all-around good citizen. But, I’ve recently learned that intellectual honesty isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. I’ve learned that sometimes it is okay to be incendiary to get people’s attention.

Where did I learn how to avoid being encumbered by truth? Why…from President Young, himself!

Last week, Young claimed that Washington State’s Guaranteed Education Tuition (GET) plan is “a strange program—a Ponzi scheme, essentially.” (ST link).

The statement is entirely inaccurate. GET is nothing at all like a Ponzi scheme. Calling it a Ponzi scheme defies the actual definition of a Ponzi scheme.

Such a statement coming from the U.W. President is absolutely stunning! Is it now okay for a University President to, essentially, lie to the citizens of the state. Is it moral for Young to belittle 150,000 families by suggesting they have invested in “vaporware” for their children that is really just the opposite (i.e. guaranteed)? Is it right for a University President to besmirch a functioning program that is the only sure financial path to a college education for many middle class Washington families?

Through a spokesperson we learn that Young’s use of “Ponzi scheme” is “a handy quip to explain what he perceives as the financial fragility of the GET program.”

The Seattle Times’ columnist Danny Westneat takes Young to task over his misleading words:

“No, GET is not like a Ponzi scheme, not at all,” said state Treasurer Jim McIntire, when I asked him about Young’s comment. “I would hope that what was going on here is that he misspoke.”

GET, or Guaranteed Education Tuition, is factually not like a Ponzi scheme, except in the most superficial ways. For starters, it’s an open book. Last month it got an “A” risk rating from the state actuary. It has $2.5 billion invested, in federal bonds and equity funds, that last year returned a healthy 16 percent.

Westneat’s “most superficial way” is, essentially, that there is investment and, therefore, risk—you know, like any insurance program, any retirement plan, loans, layaway, venture capital, real estate purchases, or even just investing in a college education. They’re all fuckin Ponzi schemes because someone is taking some kind of risk. Hell…by this definition even Young invested in a Ponzi scheme when he agreed to deferred compensation, because there is some chance he will not last until 2016. Man…what a gullible bozo to fall for that old Ponzi scheme!

But to be fair, we should hear Young’s side of the story. Westneat to the rescue:

“It’s incendiary, I admit,” Young said when I called him. “But this can be a real go-along to get-along community. You have to be a little incendiary around here to get people’s attention.”

Young said the GET program, because it’s a defined-benefit plan (it pledges to pay no matter what happens to the investments), is a ticking time bomb. He compared it to Detroit going bankrupt in part due to its crippling defined-benefit pensions.

“It’s 100 percent predictable that this is going to go south,” Young said. “It might be fine now, but let’s have this conversation six years from now. It’s going to need an infusion of capital to prop it up.”

That’s not what the state actuary predicts. But I can’t say who’s right.

I see…it’s because Detroit. Nevermind that there are 20,000 cities in the U.S. and the vast majority have not been crippled by defined-benefits pensions. There is a reason that Detroit went bankrupt, and the root cause isn’t the pension obligations!

So, that’s why I can say he is an embezzler. Not because he has stolen any money. He’s fine right now but, hey, let’s have this conversation two years from now. I’m just sayin’. And, it’s okay to be “just sayin’” in an incendiary way, because I’m just trying to get people’s attention. Think of it as a handy quip to point out the fragile position that Young put himself and the University in.

Thanks to President Young, truth be damned, we can all behave like FOX News pundits!

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Open Thread 12/12

by Carl Ballard — Thursday, 12/12/13, 7:57 am

– Crazy ass guesses about what Bertha ran into

– So it turns out selfish assholism isn’t a great way to run one of America’s premier brands.

– Yesterday I said our being near the top of signups for health care should probably be divided against state population. Here’s that, and it’s less yay Washington and more yay Vermont.

– I don’t know the difference between taxes and fees in the budget deal either. Maybe we can have a high earners income fee in this state?

– Boeing chief meets with union reps who opposed 777X deal (Seattle Times link)

– I’m digging Joe Posnanski’s 100 greatest baseball players list. Especially the ones I haven’t heard of.

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We’re Number 4

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 12/11/13, 6:33 pm

Washington is the state with the 4th most signups for health care via exchanges. Looking at the list, I think it’s in terms of raw numbers, so extra bully on us as a medium sized state.

More than 175,000 Washington residents have signed up through the state exchange to date, according to data on wahealthplanfinder.org. Many are newly eligible for Medicaid when the public health program expands in January.

More than 18,000 residents have signed up for qualified health plans that are sold through the exchange, and another 43,000 have filled out applications, but have yet to make payments.

Obviously, it’s a bit silly to make a state-by-state comparison. Some states will have more people who need the exchanges and some will have less. And unless you divide by population, it’s not that useful of a metric. Still, it shows that a governor and a legislature committed to making the exchanges work can make the exchanges work. Imagine that.

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Can You Take A Transit Free Victory Lap?

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 12/11/13, 7:56 am

It’s kind of strange that the State Senate GOP (er, Majority Coalition (er, GOP)) are talking about how awesome things have been under their leadership.

From an unprecedented boost in support for K-12 education and the first college-tuition freeze in nearly three decades to a sustainable new state budget that was balanced without general tax increases, the Senate Majority Coalition Caucus racked up a remarkable list of achievements in its first year.

Your Caucus was pushing for differential tuition and you totally would have spent the money we’re getting from having a somewhat improved economy on tax cuts instead of education. Also much of that “boost” to K-12 education comes from teacher pay, and that’s not really a boost so much as moving money around within education.

But it’s that “remarkable list of achievements” that caught my eye, since they didn’t even propose a transit package: They killed the Columbia River Crossing and didn’t replace it with anything. In the wake of the I-5 bridge collapse they decided low taxes was the priority. They heard King County ask to tax itself and they’ve pissed away any time to make it happen.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 12/10/13, 5:08 pm

DLBottlePlease join us this evening for some politics over a pint at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday evening at the Montlake Ale House, 2307 24th Avenue E. Our normal starting time is 8:00pm.




Can’t make it tonight? Check out another Washington state DL over the next week.

The Tri-Cities, Bellingham, and Vancouver, WA chapters also meet this evening. On Thursday the Bremerton chapter meets. The Centralia chapter meets on Friday. And next Monday, the Aberdeen, Yakima and Olympia chapters meet.

With 212 chapters of Living Liberally, including eighteen in Washington state, four in Oregon, and three more in Idaho, chances are excellent there’s a chapter meeting near you.

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Open Thread 12/10

by Carl Ballard — Tuesday, 12/10/13, 7:43 am

– Today in No. Just no.

– Oh look, the GOP are going to demand more frivolous lawsuits, but it’s OK because it’ll be against abortion providers (h/t).

– John Kitzhaber is running for reelection

– Viva! SeaTac

– If you’re up in Shoreline, they need volunteers for Holiday Baskets food and gift distribution

– Tongue Twisters

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Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 12/9/13, 5:18 pm

So we got a few flurries, but not much during work. It’s sort of sticking but not really. Since I’m safely on my way home, and since it probably won’t stick, I couldn’t be happier with the prospect of snow before it warms up.

With that said, moisture offshore will move inland and as that collides with our cold atmosphere, there’s a chance of snow for all of us later today. The coastal communities will see the snow first (a WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY is in effect for the Long Beach Peninsula through 11pm Tuesday) as 1-2″ of snow is likely. We won’t see that much in the way of accumulations across the lowlands, but the chance of light snow will greet us later today.

Did you have anything where you work? Are you dreading the prospect of shoveling your walkway, small as it may be? Do you have kids who you are are hoping won’t miss school tomorrow? Are you just making a nice lentil soup so what the hell, you can have a walk in the snow if it comes and warm up after?

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Open Thread 12/9

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 12/9/13, 7:58 am

– I try not to link to the same blog twice in one open thread, but there are two really good pieces at Seattle Transit Blog recently. So please, either read this about standing on the bus or this on the rail options to Ballard. But not both!!!

– 6 questions for the media about the Soho anti-prostitution raids

– In the larger context, note that when the Obama administration moves the U.S. Embassy to the Holy See closer to the Vatican, the right deems it “anti-religion.” When conservative slam the pope’s economic views, that’s fine.

– Things that aren’t gaffes if they’re fine in context aren’t gaffes.

– I knew most of the Mark Driscoll is terrible stuff here, but it’s helpful to see it in one place.

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Bird’s Eye View Contest

by Lee — Sunday, 12/8/13, 12:00 pm

Last week’s contest was won by Geoduck. It was Newcastle-under-Lyme, England.

This week’s is a view from Google Maps, good luck!

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HA Bible Study

by Goldy — Sunday, 12/8/13, 6:00 am

Judges 10:4
He had thirty sons, who rode thirty donkeys.

Discuss.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 12/7/13, 1:00 am

Cillizza: Obama speech looks past policy to legacy.

Ann Telnaes: Boehner thinks the House is working hard.

Where hate and love come together: Westboro Mingle:

Sam Seder: Gov. Scott Walker (R-WI) “This Christmas give the gift of me to your children.

Remembering Nelson Mandela:

  • Obama: Nelson Mandela.
  • O’Donnell: “I am prepared to die” to beat down racism
  • Nelson Mandela dies at 95.
  • Maddow: The only time Pres. Obama met Mandela in Washington
  • A young girl meets Mandela.
  • Young Turks: What the right wing thinks of Nelson Mandela.
  • Cliff Schecter and Sam Seder: American right wing’s hatred of Nelson Mandela.
  • How Obama lives Mandela’s message.
  • Remembering Mandela: “It always seems impossible until it is done.”
  • Young Turks: Santorum compares apartheid to Obamacare
  • Sam Seder: Right wing clowns on Mandela’s passing.
  • Sharpton: GOP racists distorting Nelson Mandela’s work and legacy
  • Maddow: Racism under apartheid.

Moment of Clarity: Fracking, wooden tables.

An anthem for the end of Hannukah.

Ann Telnaes: Cardinal Dolan thinks gay marriage is about marketing.

Jon: Minimum wage debate.

American Moment: On climate change.

G.O.P. Autopsy, Obstruction, Lying and Denial:

  • Stephen: About the do-nothing Congress.
  • David Pakman: Boehner caught hyping another false ObamaCare ‘horror story’.
  • Young Turks: Republicans get “sensitivity training” to learn how to talk about women.
  • Republican priorities one, two and three.
  • Kimmel: Why this Congress is unproductive
  • Sharpton: GOP Lies (Repeal!, Death Panels!, Impeach!, Benghazi!, Bengazi!, OdumboCare!, etc!)
  • Cillizza: Can the G.O.P. win over Black voters?
  • David Pakman: CA G.O.P. sends people to fake health exchange web site.:
  • Robert Reich: Three truths the G.O.P. denies about the Affordable Care Act.
  • Matt Binder: FAUX News claims ObamaCare is worse than Iraq war and hurricane Katrina.
  • Young Turks: Why the right wing is freaking out over ObamaCare.
  • Chris Hayes: ObamaCare—It’s all over for the G.O.P. but the LYING and baby-slanders!
  • Sam Seder: With ObamaCare numbers surging, what is left for the G.O.P.?
  • David Pakman: Right wing spends $10 million to keep people uninsured
  • Matt Binder: G.O.P. thanks Rosa Parks for “ending racism”
  • Chris Hayes: RNC “Rosa Park tweet” points to how pathologically racist the G.O.P. still is!
  • Sharpton: GOP lie–that ObamaCare is a job killer–is debunked.

Kimmel: Is George W. Bush losing it?

Random Rush: “ObamaCare is forcing people to get divorced!!!!!!

Rob Ford…The Movie.

Young Turks: Driving while Black…with a White girl.

Nia-Malika Henderson: Women left behind in the economic recovery.

Drone Nation:

  • Mark Fiore: Drones come to Techopolis.
  • Ann Telnaes: When drones drop in.
  • Dennis Trainor, Jr.: The drone that takes out Julian Assange
  • Ed and Pap: Amazon drones are an inevitable disaster.
  • Anna Kasparian: The Drones are coming.
  • Sam Seder: Amazon drones are a B.S. publicity stunt.

Stephen interviews Denver Post’s pot editor.

Daily Show: Why the media is ignoring Wall Street scandal.

Rep Jim McDermott (D-WA-07) explains ObamaCare and why it’s so important.

Thom: ALEC’s 2014 extreme agenda exposed.

Moment of Clarity: Why you are a slave.

Pope Commie!

  • Stephen has a theory about the Pope.
  • Sam Seder: Right wingers go after the Pope.
  • Chris Hayes: Rush Limbaugh, “Pope Francis is making Obama have Multiple Orgasms” (Part I).
  • Chris Hayes: Rush Limbaugh, “Pope Francis is making Obama have Multiple Orgasms” (Part II).

White House: West Wing Week.

Sam Seder: Bill-O the Clown defends us against the War on Christmas.

Mental Floss: 30 game changing video games.

Roy Zimmerman: Notes from the road

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Or Less

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 12/6/13, 3:12 pm

In the last post, I estimated the cost of legislating for all of the states that were competing to give Boeing all of the tax breaks was probably millions of dollars. Of course right after I hit send, I stumbled across this piece on how much legislators have claimed for the session (s/r link). Obviously, there are other costs like security, staff time, and keeping the lights on. But the cost is actually less than I would have guessed. So maybe it didn’t reach into the millions and I should probably be more careful about the numbers make up as examples, even when they’re obviously made up.

The tab for last month’s three-day special session to approve tax breaks for Boeing stands at $28,626 and counting, the most recent reports filed by legislators show.

Requests for the $90 per diem that legislators can claim have been processed, with some filling only for a day or two and some not requesting any. Some expense vouchers for travel to and from Olympia by senators might not come in until February

Because legislators can be reimbursed for driving expenses at 56.5 cents a mile, the biggest payments went to Eastern Washington representatives and senators who travel the farthest.

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States Wrong

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 12/6/13, 2:30 pm

When reading about the other states having special sessions to try to lure Boeing production, it’s really disheartening. Not that Boeing is dumb enough to take those offers. They may well, and have to start from scratch or near from scratch again with a workforce who their goal is to have be shittier (if you get what you pay for).

No, what I’m concerned about is that there are a lot of states (including Washington, obvs) that will have a sunk cost of putting on a special session, and only one of them will have a gain. I know they won’t, but Boeing might consider compensating the states that it doesn’t pick as an irenic gesture: Sorry you wasted millions of dollars trying to give us billions of dollars.

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At What Point Does King County Stop Playing Nice?

by Carl Ballard — Thursday, 12/5/13, 5:21 pm

Joel Connelly has a piece potential Metro cuts. He uses the Route 2 changes as a hook to show what the changes could mean. And he has links to when citizens can attend Metro Open Houses.

–Tonight (Thursday): North Seattle Community College, 6 to 8 p.m.

–Tuesday, Dec. 10, Union Station in downtown Seattle, noon to 2 p.m.

–Wednesday, Dec. 11, Bellevue City Hall, 6 to 8 p.m.

–Monday, December 16, Kent City Commons in Kent, 6 to 8 p.m.

–Thursday, January 16, Peter Kirk Community Center in Kirkland, 6 to 8 p.m.

–Thursday, January 23, South Shore K-8 School in Southeast Seattle, 6 to 8 p.m.

You should definately go and let people know how the cuts will hit you if you’re interested. But I’m more interested in this hook that he starts it:

The key to whether cuts are prevented likely rests with a quartet of Eastside legislators who are members of the Senate Majority Coalition — Republican State Sens. Andy Hill, Joe Fain and Steve Litzow as well as renegade Democrat and titular Senate Majority Leader Rodney Tom.

Well, it could, still I suppose rest on them. Or it could rest on if King County can bypass those people and pass something. It could rest more on if the King County Council (that has some of the same problem) has enough members willing to put something on the ballot, or just pass something outright.

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